1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,940 Previously on Black Jesus... 2 00:00:01,941 --> 00:00:04,343 Yo, this is a lot 3 00:00:04,344 --> 00:00:05,928 bigger than what we budgeted for. 4 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,773 We're gonna need a lot more fertilizer. 5 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:09,689 You know, our plan is to talk to a few investors. 6 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,556 You about to get pounds of weed. 7 00:00:11,557 --> 00:00:14,445 I mean elbows, girl. And on top of that, we doin' 8 00:00:14,446 --> 00:00:17,319 - somethin' good for the community. - Man, I don't care about no community. 9 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,447 - But I do need product. - Hey, baby. 10 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:21,733 - Hi, Dianne! - I thought we talked 11 00:00:21,734 --> 00:00:23,985 about getting high and hanging out with homeless dudes. 12 00:00:23,986 --> 00:00:26,019 I don't want you hanging out with these bums. 13 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,761 I think she finally tired of my ass, man. 14 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,546 Don't even let it happen, dawg. 15 00:00:29,547 --> 00:00:32,061 She fine and mmm! And that's about as good as 16 00:00:32,062 --> 00:00:33,980 - you're gonna do, dawg. - You lucky I ain't a 17 00:00:33,981 --> 00:00:35,899 snitch, man. 'Cause I'd have been had the 18 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,368 cops come and haul your ass off. Matter of fact, next time I 19 00:00:38,369 --> 00:00:41,396 catch you at my complex, it's gonna be "punch in the face" time. 20 00:00:41,397 --> 00:00:42,489 I think he's a danger to the 21 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:45,148 community, and I want you to keep an eye on him. 22 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:48,483 Follow him around, keep me posted on what's happening. 23 00:00:48,484 --> 00:00:51,620 - Deal? - Go take a shower, man. 24 00:00:51,621 --> 00:00:55,190 You want me clean, that gonna be extra. 25 00:00:55,191 --> 00:00:56,875 Yeah, I checked the tracking number. 26 00:00:56,876 --> 00:00:58,293 That's why I'm calling you right now. 27 00:00:58,294 --> 00:01:00,546 - Figure it out. - Okay, it's all good. 28 00:01:00,547 --> 00:01:03,999 Farm nigga. Up kind of early this morning. 29 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,201 - Who's that? - Just Vic talking out 30 00:01:06,202 --> 00:01:08,086 - his ass again. - Yeah, I heard your 31 00:01:08,087 --> 00:01:10,756 cult leader got y'all out there working hard. 32 00:01:10,757 --> 00:01:12,841 Doing farm work, looking like a bunch of assholes. 33 00:01:12,842 --> 00:01:14,676 It's a community garden, nigga. 34 00:01:14,677 --> 00:01:16,762 We trying to teach mother [Bleep] how to eat right. 35 00:01:16,763 --> 00:01:19,765 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you niggas gonna save the 36 00:01:19,766 --> 00:01:24,236 whole community with turnips. Look, nigga, I'm missing 37 00:01:24,237 --> 00:01:25,822 a very important package. 38 00:01:25,823 --> 00:01:27,337 I ain't seen your package, Vic. 39 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:28,754 You ain't maybe, like, see the package 40 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,650 and look in there and notice that it was 41 00:01:30,651 --> 00:01:34,322 some expensive Joseph Cannoli Italian loafers inside that package? 42 00:01:34,323 --> 00:01:35,697 Loafers? 43 00:01:35,698 --> 00:01:38,283 Nigga, is you serious? Hey, Boonie, he mad 'cause he 44 00:01:38,284 --> 00:01:40,285 lost his slippers, man. 45 00:01:40,286 --> 00:01:42,037 Loafers, nigga, not slippers! 46 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:44,810 Do they have laces? If they don't have laces, they slippers. 47 00:01:44,811 --> 00:01:47,470 Ain't nobody asked your fat, rolly-Polly ass. 48 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:49,094 Hey, whatever you want 49 00:01:49,095 --> 00:01:50,963 to call them, Vic, they ain't in my crib. 50 00:01:50,964 --> 00:01:52,745 Hey, you know what? Uh, then why don't you let me 51 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,898 come in and look around the apartment? 52 00:01:53,899 --> 00:01:56,602 I ain't got your slippers, man! A'ight? 53 00:01:56,603 --> 00:01:58,598 - Well, then... - Hey, nigga, what you doin' 54 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:00,272 sneaking up behind me like that, man?! 55 00:02:00,273 --> 00:02:03,220 - Big dusty-ass nigga. - Scared you a little bit, huh, Vic? 56 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:04,465 He was scared. 57 00:02:04,466 --> 00:02:07,030 - He shook. - Hey, looky here, man, 58 00:02:07,031 --> 00:02:08,964 uh, I'm missing an expensive package. 59 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,279 It's a very important package. You wouldn't 60 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,621 happen to have seen it, would you? 61 00:02:11,622 --> 00:02:13,785 Oh! 62 00:02:13,786 --> 00:02:16,154 About this big? About this wide? 63 00:02:16,155 --> 00:02:16,820 Yeah. 64 00:02:16,821 --> 00:02:20,820 You talking about those butter soft Joseph Cannoli slippers? 65 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:22,878 That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah! 66 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:25,297 Whoo! Hey, them mugs is hard, Vic! 67 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:28,133 Man, you already a sharp dresser, but with them, you 68 00:02:28,134 --> 00:02:31,970 gonna be on the top of the extra-crispy nigga list, man! 69 00:02:31,971 --> 00:02:34,339 Now check it out, man... I knew you... I knew you would 70 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:35,891 know, man. Where they at? 71 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:38,060 No, I ain't seen 'em. 72 00:02:38,061 --> 00:02:40,315 I'm just sayin', though, they probably got lost or something, man. 73 00:02:40,316 --> 00:02:41,488 And to be honest with you, man, 74 00:02:41,489 --> 00:02:43,568 God don't want you to have them shoes, dawg, 'cause you too 75 00:02:43,569 --> 00:02:46,268 thirsty for them, man. You want them too bad, man. 76 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:49,271 And you do know vanity one of the seven deadly sins, right? 77 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:52,274 I'm giving you one more chance to return my sli... 78 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:54,996 - I mean my... my loafers, nigga! - Swear to pops, homey... 79 00:02:54,997 --> 00:02:57,329 I ain't knowing. 80 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:01,885 - He's upset. - Hey, shoes don't make the man, Vic. 81 00:03:16,099 --> 00:03:18,183 Hey, man, spit it out, man. 83 00:03:18,184 --> 00:03:19,289 The soil's no good, man. 84 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:21,770 - We can't plant there. - I told you, dawg... 85 00:03:21,771 --> 00:03:24,806 wrong spot. All that damn work for nothing. 86 00:03:24,807 --> 00:03:27,376 Yeah, well, the soil would've been good if we didn't 87 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:29,277 give the cholos our fertilizer money. 88 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:33,065 And we need that fertilizer, too... a lot of it. 89 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:36,151 I mean, that's what pop said. And the fresher, the better. 90 00:03:36,152 --> 00:03:39,287 It got to be fresh, coming from some happy horses, 'cause, you 91 00:03:39,288 --> 00:03:41,990 know, stress translates through the shit, man, and it'll [Bleep] 92 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:44,493 Up the quality of the weed. We got a big-ass area to cover, 93 00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:47,162 y'all, so we gonna need at least a truckload of it. 94 00:03:47,163 --> 00:03:49,190 6 miles away, we have the Compton boarding stables. 95 00:03:49,191 --> 00:03:51,883 They have cow and horse manure. 96 00:03:51,884 --> 00:03:55,687 Wow. They're actually selling at $800 a ton. 97 00:03:55,722 --> 00:03:57,565 $800 for some shit?! 98 00:03:57,566 --> 00:04:00,425 Nah, that's crazy, man! How they gonna charge? 99 00:04:00,426 --> 00:04:01,514 Where the free stuff at, man? 100 00:04:01,515 --> 00:04:04,479 No, everything's about the same. I mean, nothing in L.A. is free, 101 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,632 not even dung. 102 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:10,268 Man, I don't even have $800 to my name. You know what that means? 103 00:04:10,269 --> 00:04:13,188 That means I'm literally not worth a sack of shit. 104 00:04:13,189 --> 00:04:15,490 Just don't seem right to me, though, y'all. 105 00:04:15,491 --> 00:04:18,744 I mean, that's horse shit. It's part of the ecosystem. 106 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:22,111 The circle of life. No, you can't have a monopoly on horse waste. 107 00:04:22,112 --> 00:04:23,949 Whoa, wait. 108 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:26,868 But if that's the case and all we need is shit, who's to say we 109 00:04:26,869 --> 00:04:29,421 can't just sneak in the stalls about 3:00 in the morning, do a 110 00:04:29,422 --> 00:04:31,256 little shovel, shovel, and bounce? 111 00:04:31,257 --> 00:04:32,854 I mean, we just cleaning out the stalls, right? 112 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:33,469 Yeah. 113 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:36,428 - I ain't even mad at that, Fish. - Are you serious? 114 00:04:36,429 --> 00:04:37,591 You gonna do the job with us? 115 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:40,277 Carefully, though. Carefully. We don't want nobody to get hurt. 116 00:04:40,278 --> 00:04:44,028 Man, who gonna get hurt stealing shit? I mean, the shit ain't gonna fight back. 117 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,470 He's right. 118 00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:47,189 Technically, it won't fight back. 119 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:49,080 Tray, I don't need your technicalities right now. 120 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,026 We need horse manure. 121 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:56,398 Hey, baby. 122 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:59,451 Hey! Mmm, damn, Jason. 123 00:04:59,452 --> 00:05:02,537 - You clean up nice, baby. - Mmm, thank you, baby, 124 00:05:02,538 --> 00:05:04,322 but I look like somebody that park cars. 125 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:06,393 - Aww! - Bitches don't think that's sexy. 126 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:07,184 Well, I don't know 127 00:05:07,185 --> 00:05:10,212 about bitches, but this woman thinks employment is sexy. 128 00:05:10,213 --> 00:05:11,496 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 129 00:05:11,497 --> 00:05:13,392 Oh, wait, hold on. 130 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:15,494 - Let me turn that off. - Hey, I just want to 131 00:05:15,495 --> 00:05:18,253 say that I'm really proud of you for agreeing to take the job. 132 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:22,474 And since somebody's been such a good boy... 133 00:05:22,475 --> 00:05:25,326 Bam! Open it. 134 00:05:27,146 --> 00:05:28,987 - Retro J's? - Mm-hmm. 135 00:05:28,988 --> 00:05:30,482 - Baby, you didn't. - I did. 136 00:05:30,483 --> 00:05:32,434 Oh, my God. I don't even know what to say. 137 00:05:32,435 --> 00:05:34,102 Oh, you can thank me later, papi. 138 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,271 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Baby, I love 'em. 139 00:05:36,272 --> 00:05:37,755 - Yeah? - Oh, you know what I'm 140 00:05:37,756 --> 00:05:39,941 gonna do? I'm gonna get me a special case 141 00:05:39,942 --> 00:05:41,943 made for them. You know, one with the Plexiglas 142 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:44,355 on both sides, with the mirror in the back so when you walk 143 00:05:44,356 --> 00:05:46,114 past, you can see both sides at the same time. 144 00:05:46,115 --> 00:05:49,868 No, baby, they're meant to be worn, like tonight. 145 00:05:49,869 --> 00:05:52,170 Wait. We are still going out tonight, right? 146 00:05:52,171 --> 00:05:53,896 Oh, yeah, baby, for sure we going out to... 147 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:55,590 look, I'm gonna wear them tonight. 148 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:57,959 - You know what they say, right? - What? 149 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:02,013 - Shoes make the man. - Mmm. Exactly. 150 00:06:02,014 --> 00:06:03,644 That's my baby. 151 00:06:05,501 --> 00:06:07,287 So you're sure nothing about my package? 152 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:08,280 Nope. They all be 153 00:06:08,281 --> 00:06:10,939 talking about that garden. And something about some shit. 154 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,891 - Shit? - Yeah. 155 00:06:12,892 --> 00:06:14,976 Yo, I still think it was either the convict or the 156 00:06:14,977 --> 00:06:16,394 - con man. - Oh, yeah. 157 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:18,121 They probably saw the package lying around. 158 00:06:18,122 --> 00:06:19,449 I know I would've taken it. 159 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:22,617 Well, this package contained a pair of very fashionable loafers. 160 00:06:22,618 --> 00:06:24,031 Mm. Like house shoes? 161 00:06:24,032 --> 00:06:27,906 No, not like house shoes. Like loafers. 162 00:06:27,907 --> 00:06:32,544 There's a big difference, okay? Look, you know what? 163 00:06:32,545 --> 00:06:35,914 What I'm gonna need you to do is I'm gonna need you to go over 164 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:39,334 to Fish's house, look around, and find my shoes. 165 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,937 Hmm. You mean like breaking in? 166 00:06:41,938 --> 00:06:44,839 No, you ain't got to break in. 167 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:45,730 I got the key. 168 00:06:45,731 --> 00:06:47,585 Well, why don't you go do it yourself? 169 00:06:47,586 --> 00:06:50,312 'Cause I got you. See? 170 00:06:50,313 --> 00:06:53,348 You go over there, you look around, you find my shoes, you 171 00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:55,811 bring them back. Think about it, man... this 172 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:59,187 dude, Fish, works long hours at their farm, usually at night. 173 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:01,907 Gives you plenty of time to get in and get out. 174 00:07:01,908 --> 00:07:04,326 Sounds dangerous. What do I get? 175 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:06,528 Macaroni and cheese, nigga. 176 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:10,665 This is different. This is breaking and entering. 177 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,451 I go get them shoes, I want three nights in the bed. 178 00:07:13,452 --> 00:07:15,638 You sleep on the couch. 179 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:18,974 Like I said, we get this call from a bunch of people talking about how there's this 180 00:07:18,975 --> 00:07:22,544 crazy guy at the park running around, you know, screaming, 181 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:24,346 - just being a lunatic. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:24,347 --> 00:07:26,381 And so when we finally get there, baby, get 183 00:07:26,382 --> 00:07:29,517 this... he's naked. So, we finally get him in 184 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:32,207 handcuffs, and then he's going on and on about how powerful his 185 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:34,389 attorney is, blah, blah, blah, and I'm like, "look, you're 186 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:36,768 naked. I don't care. I just want to see what's in your trunk." 187 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:37,644 - Right. - Right. 188 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:39,878 So, we finally get to his car, and then I get in his 189 00:07:39,879 --> 00:07:41,796 trunk, and there's this big metal... 190 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:46,735 and I just... What is it, baby? 191 00:07:46,736 --> 00:07:49,904 I think I just saw Luther Vandross. 192 00:07:49,905 --> 00:07:52,374 Oh, you know what? I just remember he dead, so that 193 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:55,293 probably wasn't even him, baby. Anyway, what was you saying? 194 00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:57,128 Um, what was I saying? 195 00:07:57,129 --> 00:07:59,401 - The naked dude. - Oh, the naked guy, right. 196 00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:01,299 So, the naked guy takes us to 197 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,381 his car, and I go to his trunk, and I open it, and there's, 198 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:07,305 - like, this big metal... - Uh, excuse me, baby. 199 00:08:07,306 --> 00:08:11,259 Um... I got to go to the bathroom real quick. 200 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,978 Just got to pee. 201 00:08:12,979 --> 00:08:15,430 I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 202 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:17,265 Okay. I'll... I'll tell you the story 203 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:19,484 when you get back. 204 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:26,191 Hey, Jay, we need to holler at you, dawg. 205 00:08:26,192 --> 00:08:28,193 We got to go pull off this heist tonight. 206 00:08:28,194 --> 00:08:30,412 - A what? - This heist, man. 207 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:33,281 We got to go acquire some horse manure, man. 208 00:08:33,282 --> 00:08:35,283 We need it for the garden. 209 00:08:35,284 --> 00:08:37,118 Wait. And we got to leave right now? 210 00:08:37,119 --> 00:08:39,287 Well, I see what you doing... got them exclusives on. 211 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:41,673 Boy, you rung, nigga! 212 00:08:41,674 --> 00:08:44,479 Yeah, look, whatever it is, man, I can't do it tonight. 213 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,460 You got some new J's. 214 00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:46,961 So, what, you better than the crew? 215 00:08:46,962 --> 00:08:49,264 No, it ain't that. Look, I'm having dinner with my 216 00:08:49,265 --> 00:08:51,633 detective girlfriend. I don't think it's in nobody 217 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:53,518 best interest for us to go steal some shit. 218 00:08:53,519 --> 00:08:55,637 Man, come on, Jay. We need you, dawg. 219 00:08:55,638 --> 00:08:57,355 45 minutes, tops, dawg. 220 00:08:57,356 --> 00:08:59,803 We gonna have you right back. She ain't even gonna notice you missing. 221 00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:00,967 We having dinner. 222 00:09:00,968 --> 00:09:03,111 How she not gonna know I'm missing for 45 minutes? 223 00:09:03,112 --> 00:09:05,196 Brah, God needs you to do this, man. 224 00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:08,149 - Real talk. - Why me? 225 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:10,402 'Cause, man, we using Ms. Tudi's landscaper's 226 00:09:10,403 --> 00:09:11,853 truck, man. You know that mother [Bleep] 227 00:09:11,854 --> 00:09:14,439 stick, and you the only one in the crew that know how to drive a stick. 228 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,280 We got it all figured out, man. 229 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,493 Listen, unless you and 230 00:09:18,494 --> 00:09:21,329 pops can come up with some crazy miracle to make Dianne 231 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:25,800 - disappear, I can't help you. - Come on, Jay. 232 00:09:25,801 --> 00:09:28,086 - Jay! Jay! - Jason! 233 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:30,271 Jay! Jay! 234 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:36,728 Yeah, that... okay. No, no, no, it's... it's okay. 235 00:09:36,729 --> 00:09:39,264 I understand. I'll be there. 236 00:09:39,265 --> 00:09:42,767 All right, bye. Baby, I'm sorry. 237 00:09:42,768 --> 00:09:45,653 You're never gonna believe this. I just got called in to work. 238 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:47,572 And it's... it's really important. 239 00:09:47,573 --> 00:09:49,741 I just have to go. I'll see you at home. 240 00:09:49,742 --> 00:09:51,826 - Okay. - Eat your food. 241 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:53,995 Okay. 242 00:10:58,894 --> 00:11:02,147 Mmm. A palace. 243 00:11:02,148 --> 00:11:06,518 Hoo. Brewsky. 244 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:10,772 Everybody need a little taste. Okay. 245 00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:14,492 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 246 00:11:14,493 --> 00:11:17,695 Real. Give me a double hitter. 247 00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:20,192 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:23,202 --> 00:11:25,208 Ahh! Mm-hmm. 249 00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:29,171 Yes, it is. Mm. 250 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:33,073 That's damn good. 251 00:11:40,269 --> 00:11:42,470 Oh, this is so fresh, man! 252 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:44,472 Come here... smell it! This is rich! 253 00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:46,140 We're not here to be smelling. 254 00:11:46,141 --> 00:11:48,476 Just hurry up and shovel so we can get up out of here. 255 00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:50,812 And, fool, come on with the work lights, man. 256 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:53,281 Hey, hold up, man. I had it plugged in backwards. 257 00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:54,816 Man, hurry the up, Boonie. 258 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:57,143 Dude, I told you already, man, the connectors are marked. 259 00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:59,654 I got it hooked up. Check it out. Bam! 260 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:01,456 Ohh! Shh! 261 00:12:01,457 --> 00:12:04,659 Be quiet, man. Come on. Let's get this stuff loaded up. 262 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,875 Hey, what the you doing, man? 263 00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:07,152 Get your ass out here and help. 264 00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:09,831 Nope, I drive. That's the deal. I ain't getting out. 265 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,499 Because of those shoes? 266 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,635 Come on, man. We need all hands on deck. 267 00:12:13,636 --> 00:12:15,198 - Let's go! - Nope, I'm not getting out. 268 00:12:15,199 --> 00:12:16,337 [Bleep] Out of here. 269 00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:19,029 Come on, Boonie, man, stop playing with them lights and grab a shovel. 270 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,394 [Bleep] 271 00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:23,978 Hold on! I'm on fire! My goddamn legs! 272 00:12:23,979 --> 00:12:26,200 - Ohh! - Somebody get the hose, man! 273 00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:27,946 Oh, my God! 274 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,236 - Oh, my God! Jesus! - Got it! Move, move! 275 00:12:31,237 --> 00:12:32,371 Fire! 276 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:37,400 Jason, move I got him! You okay? 277 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:41,529 - Damn, Boonie. - Good job, Jay. 278 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:46,367 You all right, man? Man... 279 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,038 That was scary. 280 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:52,040 Listen, we're way behind schedule. 281 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,154 We got to go. 282 00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:55,844 Jason, you got horse dookie on your new J's, man. 283 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:06,923 Genie! 284 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:08,844 Mmm! 285 00:13:10,145 --> 00:13:11,761 Giddyup. 286 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,001 Yeah. Giddyup. 287 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,776 Uh-oh. 288 00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:47,129 Go get the gate. Get the gate. 289 00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,344 We're behind schedule. Let's go. 290 00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:13,497 Go, brother. Shoot that ball! 291 00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:16,583 Go ahead, playah! 292 00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:19,620 Mm-hmm. 293 00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:21,955 Damn. 294 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:25,542 That damn O'Reilly. [Bleep] You. 295 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,761 Kiss my black ass. 296 00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,299 Hey, can we just spread this out later, man? 297 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,019 I mean, ain't nobody gonna be looking for a big pile of shit. 298 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,804 Yeah, I guess so. 299 00:14:36,805 --> 00:14:38,939 Hey, Jay. 300 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,029 I'm sorry, man. I did the best I could. 301 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,568 Sorry, man. 302 00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:50,588 Man, you have no idea how much I'm screwed right now, man. 303 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,529 Dianne just got me these shoes. 304 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,988 Man, stop crying like a little girl over some damn shoes. 305 00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,623 Your ass starting to sound like Vic. 306 00:14:56,624 --> 00:14:58,242 Hey, man, tell her you got jacked. 307 00:14:58,243 --> 00:15:00,661 Do not tell her that. I wouldn't mess with a guy who 308 00:15:00,662 --> 00:15:02,760 got jacked for his J's the first day he wore them. 309 00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:05,215 Man, it's either be a punk or a shit thief. 310 00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:08,335 - It's up to you, man. - I'm out of here, man. 311 00:15:08,336 --> 00:15:11,972 Wait a minute, Jay. 312 00:15:11,973 --> 00:15:13,481 I appreciate your help, bro. 313 00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:16,004 - Man, can God fix my shoes? - Jay, you know 314 00:15:16,005 --> 00:15:20,180 how God feel about vanity, man. $300 for a pair of shoes? 315 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:21,069 Are you serious? 316 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,482 You know I love you, though, boy. 317 00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:28,506 Hey, hey, hey. His girl a detective. He spent intimate time with a dick. 318 00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,527 He like dick. 319 00:15:33,528 --> 00:15:36,080 He like dick. 320 00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,632 Dick lover! 321 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:40,617 Dang, boy, we ain't got no smoke, we ain't got no weed. 322 00:15:40,618 --> 00:15:42,086 I got a lot of food, though. 323 00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:44,665 I'm telling you, I got everything from pizza pockets to 324 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:47,207 potato salad and everything in betwe... 325 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,009 Man, why the hell is my door open? 326 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,961 Did you forget to lock it? 327 00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:53,146 Hell, nah. 328 00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:15,786 Are you serious? 329 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:17,905 Chill out, Fish. Relax, man. 330 00:16:17,906 --> 00:16:20,207 This nigga broke in my [Bleep] house! 331 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,326 Well, right now is not the time for anger, man. 332 00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:24,044 It's the time for forgiveness, man. 333 00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:27,080 He's sick. 334 00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:29,082 - Lloyd! Hey! - Don't kick him. 335 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,633 - Don't kick him. - Hey, wake your ass up, man! 336 00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:34,143 I just bought that peanut butter! 337 00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:36,736 Hey, man, check him, make sure he ain't stole nothing. 338 00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:38,697 Fish, man, dude in his drawers, man. 339 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,895 He ain't got nowhere to hide nothing, brah. Lloyd. 340 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,148 - Wake up, Lloyd. - This... 341 00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:47,453 This nigga ate a whole [Bleep] box of cereal! 342 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,492 Come on, man. Let's get his clothes back on 343 00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:53,196 him, man, and... Let's get this tape off his head. 344 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,097 I just bought them damn Froot Loops! 345 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,747 I got you, buddy. I got you, buddy. 346 00:16:58,748 --> 00:16:59,738 Yeah. 347 00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:01,913 Throw his ass in the dumpster where he belongs. 348 00:17:01,914 --> 00:17:05,749 That ain't no way to be, Fish. St. Peter would never punch your 349 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:09,706 ticket out talking like that. Hoo! 350 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:21,300 Here, let me replenish you. Coconut water... a good source of electrolytes. 351 00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:25,806 Jesus! You smell like shit. 352 00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:30,477 Maybe that's me. 353 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:34,198 I love you so much, Lloyd. 354 00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:31,204 Hoo! 355 00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:32,983 - Hey, Lloyd. - Hey, Vic. 356 00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:34,646 - How you doin'? - You find out anything? 357 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,961 Vic, I went in there, turned everything upside down, 358 00:18:37,962 --> 00:18:41,265 inch by inch. What we got to eat? 359 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,840 Nigga, those are my Joseph Cannoli loafers on your feet right now. 360 00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:47,757 Oh, no, no, no, no. These are my new house shoes. 361 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:51,491 House shoes? Those are my loafers, man. 362 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:56,563 Surprise! 363 00:18:56,564 --> 00:18:58,997 Didn't I surprise you? Come on. Tell the truth. 364 00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:01,689 - I got you, didn't I? - Yeah, Fish think he 365 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,820 slick, huh? Think he fooled old Vic. 366 00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:06,123 - He can't fool you. - Take your funky-ass feet 367 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:08,158 - out of my loafers, man. - You got it. 368 00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,993 Looky there, brother. Looky there. 369 00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:12,412 Beautiful. All right, there you go. 370 00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:14,965 Looky there. Ooh. 371 00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:17,134 Whoo! I think I'm gonna start my three 372 00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:19,836 days right now. Hoo. 373 00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:23,223 What is the thread count on these sheets? 374 00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:28,095 Hey, baby. How was your night, huh? 375 00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:30,458 I didn't see the J's in the closet. 376 00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:34,140 Oh, you know, uh, Fish making that custom case for me, 377 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:37,810 you know, with the rat fur and custom foam on the inside. 378 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:40,946 - Ay, dios mio. - Yeah, well... 379 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,866 - I got to go all out for my J's. - Well, they're yours. 380 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,869 You can lock them away if you want. 381 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:50,881 Hey, baby, um... So what was the big emergency last night? 382 00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:54,793 So I initially got called in just to redo some paperwork that mysteriously 383 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,795 disappeared out of freaking nowhere, right? 384 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,831 But then get this... these 385 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,300 idiots broke into the Compton boarding stables last 386 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,741 night but not to steal the horses but to steal the horse manure. 387 00:20:04,742 --> 00:20:06,255 Can you believe that? 388 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,007 - Mierda! - What? 389 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,143 Some boo boo? Boo boo, baby. 390 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,845 Oh, that is... that's crazy. 391 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,737 But then the idiots left the gate open to the 392 00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:17,015 boarding stables. Three or four horses got out... 393 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,269 expensive ones. Oh, we've been getting calls 394 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:23,856 from all over Compton, so I'll be following up on that all day. 395 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,191 Oh, wow, baby, that sound like one big mess. 396 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,277 This is what we call our fun days. 397 00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:30,863 What's wrong, baby? 398 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:34,333 You look really tired. 399 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,535 What did you get into last night? 400 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,888 Oh, you know. Same shit.