1 00:00:02,553 --> 00:00:04,821 Jesus, come quick! I checked them last night. 2 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,706 They must've wilted overnight, all of them. 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:10,543 - Drogas. Drugs in the salad! - What, is there weed 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,161 - in the tomato? - 'Cause they get 5 00:00:12,162 --> 00:00:14,213 you high like weed, but there ain't no weed in 'em. 6 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,215 - It's just God's love and grace. - Retro J's? 7 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,000 - Mm-hmm. - Baby, you didn't. 8 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:19,635 - I did. - Oh, my God. 9 00:00:19,636 --> 00:00:21,113 We got to pull off this heist tonight. 10 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:23,005 We got to go procure the manure, man. 11 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,340 We need it for the garden. 12 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:27,209 I'm on fire! Aah! Aah! 13 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,814 Tell you like this... that whole garden thing... 14 00:00:31,815 --> 00:00:34,267 That's just some Jim Jones cultness. 15 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,242 You think we don't know you're growing weed in there?! 16 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:37,902 You ain't got nothing else better to do than 17 00:00:37,903 --> 00:00:40,163 - ride our bumper all day, man? - We ain't going 18 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:43,225 nowhere till we find out what's going on in there! 19 00:00:43,226 --> 00:00:44,941 All right, place is clean. We're out of here. 20 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:47,039 I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, but we 21 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,945 - cool, right? - We ain't cool. 22 00:00:48,946 --> 00:00:50,783 That's right, con man, we gonna be back. 23 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,119 We gonna be back, con man. 24 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,764 Ha! That's right! Sweat! 25 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,800 Make that sauce. Not only am I your lord and 26 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,248 - savior, the light and the way... - Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:12,292 ...I'm also your direct supervisor, so I'm gonna 28 00:01:12,293 --> 00:01:14,307 - need you to watch out one time. - What? 29 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,731 What is that, brah?! You gots to taste the love, man! 30 00:01:21,732 --> 00:01:25,902 Come on, brah! 31 00:01:25,903 --> 00:01:30,239 Ahh. 32 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,242 - Sauce. - Man, I can't believe 33 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:35,945 I've been stirring this shit for three hours, bro. 34 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:38,915 But I ain't really tripping, though, 'cause these tomatoes 35 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:40,883 got me higher than a mother 36 00:01:40,884 --> 00:01:43,085 You better slow down, Joe Brown. 37 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,862 You know, God's love will get you up quick. 38 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:47,492 But I just really want to say thanks for the job, man. 39 00:01:48,131 --> 00:01:51,010 I mean, it feels good to be back around the homeys and shit. 40 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,262 Man, that valet job... that shit was killing me. 41 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,078 It ain't nothin', man. 42 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:57,900 We're glad to have you back. But did you tell Dianne you quit your job? 43 00:01:57,901 --> 00:01:59,902 No, I ain't got around to it yet. 44 00:01:59,903 --> 00:02:01,938 Unh-unh. Wait, now. 45 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:04,941 What's all this chitchat, huh? Y'all stop stirring, Ms. Tudi 46 00:02:04,942 --> 00:02:08,022 stop making money. My lord and savior! Ha ha! 47 00:02:08,023 --> 00:02:09,349 How you doing, Ms. Tudi? 48 00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:10,932 - I'm good. - Ms. Tudi, I was just 49 00:02:10,933 --> 00:02:14,166 thanking Jesus here for the job, and I want to thank you, too. 50 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,168 And I promise you I will not let you down. 51 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,671 Yes, you will. But it's okay, baby. 52 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,707 It's okay, because the point is I can trust you, and that's what 53 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,710 I need right now, 'cause we got a big shipment to make and a lot 54 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:28,463 of jars to fill. Trayvon and Maggie are in there 55 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:30,107 - doing a photo shoot. - Man, Ms. Tudi. 56 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,552 I still can't believe y'all pulled this shit off. 57 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,554 Hey, well, we're pulling it off, huh, Jesus? 58 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,762 - Mm-hmm. - We're making a list 59 00:02:36,763 --> 00:02:39,740 of cannabis clubs, and they can't keep it in stock. 60 00:02:39,741 --> 00:02:41,431 Now we just got to keep up with the demand. 61 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:43,646 Well, Ms. Tudi, if the tomatoes ain't got no weed in 62 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:45,615 it, why you just can't sell it to everybody? 63 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:47,817 - Mnh-mnh. - Tell him, Jesus. 64 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:49,285 You can't do that. 65 00:02:49,286 --> 00:02:51,654 You only can sell it to people who want to get high, brah. 66 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:55,269 Even though the tomatoes only got God's good love in 'em... 67 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,711 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - ...You can't take away folks' free will. 68 00:02:57,712 --> 00:02:59,279 You don't want yours took away, do you? 69 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,713 - Oh, no. - Right, babies. 70 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,864 Make that money! 71 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:17,563 Just smile for me. 72 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,932 Ugh. I don't like it. It doesn't say, "Sicilian 73 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,216 - grandmother" to me. - You're over analyzing. 74 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:23,769 It definitely says, "Sicilian." 75 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,237 I think it's the scarf. 76 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,573 The scarf... it's giving me more Bosnian refugee. 77 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,025 That's what I'm feeling from this. 78 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:30,994 Can you just loosen up a little bit for her, please? 79 00:03:30,995 --> 00:03:33,639 I'm sorry. She looks like a white mammy, 80 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,006 like a Sicilian mammy. She's giving me straight-up 81 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,690 Aunt Jemima. This is up. 82 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:38,911 All right. What do you want from her? 83 00:03:38,912 --> 00:03:41,754 I don't know. I mean, I just feel like... 84 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,707 - Well, talk to her. - Permiso. 85 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:49,679 Do you feel like this is offensive to you as an Italian? 86 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,882 - I am Armenian, sweetheart. - What the is Armenian? 87 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,550 Okay, what's going on here? 88 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:55,301 Really? 89 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:56,936 Move out of the way. 90 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,271 Move out of the way. Let me see what y'all are doing. 91 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,140 - Ooh, I like it. I like it. - See? 92 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,726 She looks like an Italian Mrs. Butterworth. 93 00:04:03,727 --> 00:04:05,277 - Told you. - All right. 94 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,063 - Uh, listen, Trayvon... - Yes, ma'am? 95 00:04:07,064 --> 00:04:08,564 ...Are you almost done? 96 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:10,149 'Cause you know I still need my profile pic. 97 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,951 Oh, definitely. I got you. No worries. 98 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,536 Hey, wait, wait. What profile? 99 00:04:13,537 --> 00:04:15,071 Christian hookup, child. 100 00:04:15,072 --> 00:04:17,156 Yep. It's time for me to join the 21st century. 101 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,208 I see. You're gonna be sexting in no time. 102 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,910 Uh, no, no, no. 103 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:23,546 I ain't about all that, but I am gonna step into the online world. 104 00:04:23,547 --> 00:04:25,526 I just hope I don't meet no crazy nigga. 105 00:04:25,527 --> 00:04:26,999 Watch out for catfishing. 106 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,634 It's very real. 107 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,836 - Hey, councilman! - Hell, no, we won't grow! 108 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,172 You see, this is a community garden, but the 109 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,224 community didn't even ask for this garden. 110 00:04:35,225 --> 00:04:40,134 It's a religious cult. See? All that community stuff is a big smokescreen. 111 00:04:40,135 --> 00:04:42,327 What you're actually looking at 112 00:04:42,328 --> 00:04:45,295 is an unregulated full for-profit business, and they're 113 00:04:45,296 --> 00:04:46,673 making a lot of money in there, too. 114 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:49,071 Hey, I hope you know you're supporting a cult. 115 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:52,525 You know, I've always said ain't nothing worse than a bunch 116 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,778 of thugs and hoodlums raising some unregulated vegetables in the hood. 117 00:04:57,114 --> 00:05:02,048 Well, well, well. There's two of them right now. Former convict. 118 00:05:02,049 --> 00:05:03,141 Why don't you get off 119 00:05:03,142 --> 00:05:05,788 our nuts, Vic, and give them old people their suits back, man? 120 00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:07,540 Yeah, man. You're not supposed to wash your 121 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,125 suit jacked with your blue jeans. 122 00:05:09,126 --> 00:05:10,760 That's pretty good. 123 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:13,556 Young man, I'd like to ask you a few questions. 124 00:05:13,557 --> 00:05:14,927 Your questions, nigga. 125 00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:17,453 Hey, man, you can't talk to no city councilman like that. 126 00:05:17,454 --> 00:05:19,260 This is one of your community leaders. 127 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:20,460 This Barry bonds-lookin' 128 00:05:20,461 --> 00:05:22,071 mother ain't a community leader. 129 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,641 You recognize this nigga. The nigga was a former pimp from Long Beach. 130 00:05:24,642 --> 00:05:26,525 Nigga had one ho with one eye. 131 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,778 Yeah, that's him. He had the website and everything... 132 00:05:28,779 --> 00:05:30,896 www.cutratebitches.com 133 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,699 Get your ass up out of here. 134 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,868 Go ahead and run. 135 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,654 Make sure you tell the con man city council's down here. 136 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:41,574 - We're gonna take this lot back! - you, Vic! 137 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,293 I swear to God, if I wasn't on parole, man... 138 00:05:44,294 --> 00:05:46,829 - I hate this nigga! - You used to run hos, nigga? 139 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,164 You look sexy. 140 00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:50,166 - You're gonna get a lot of hits. - You think so? 141 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:51,667 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 142 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,323 All right. So, next step... do you want the 143 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:55,511 push notifications to go to your phone, or how do you want it? 144 00:05:55,512 --> 00:05:57,056 Push not... what is that? 145 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,854 Well, basically, push notification alerts you 146 00:05:58,855 --> 00:06:01,143 when you get a specific match or you get a response... you know, 147 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:02,845 - things like that. - Oh. On my phone? 148 00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:04,980 - Yeah, on your phone. - Go ahead, baby. 149 00:06:04,981 --> 00:06:06,849 - All righty. - Okay. 150 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:10,152 I am looking for a man who loves the lord Jesus Christ, loves to 151 00:06:10,153 --> 00:06:13,022 cook, loves to dance, has respect for interior design. 152 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:14,940 I'm an independent businesswoman. 153 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:18,077 I take my career seriously. I need a man who respects that. 154 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,257 - Blah, blah, blah. - I think we're ready to go live. 155 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:22,748 Live, baby! 156 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,030 Here we go. 157 00:06:24,031 --> 00:06:26,644 Man, I swear to God I can't stand them niggas, man! 158 00:06:26,645 --> 00:06:28,822 Still mad at Lloyd about that potato salad? 159 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:29,755 No, Vic puss ass. 160 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,674 - Again, brah? - Again! 161 00:06:31,675 --> 00:06:34,043 And this time he brought that shady-ass city councilman with him. 162 00:06:34,044 --> 00:06:35,332 Damn. Are you serious? 163 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,264 Boonie and fish, what's this I'm hearing about Vic? 164 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,493 He out there protesting 165 00:06:39,494 --> 00:06:41,697 the garden again, and he not leaving! 166 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:43,219 - Damn it! - Well, what's his problem? 167 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,804 He ain't had no ass in a while. 168 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,055 That's why I do myself. 169 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:48,334 Boonie, enough. Stop, okay? 170 00:06:48,335 --> 00:06:50,215 Seriously, though, what's up with this dude? 171 00:06:50,216 --> 00:06:52,697 To tell you the truth, Ms. Tudi, dude don't like me. 172 00:06:52,698 --> 00:06:54,194 I mean, he a good dude, but he 173 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:55,652 just think I'm a criminal or something. 174 00:06:55,653 --> 00:06:56,908 - I don't know. - What are we go do? 175 00:06:56,909 --> 00:06:58,117 I mean, we can always surrender. 176 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,203 - Surrender? - Look, y'all, 177 00:07:01,204 --> 00:07:04,907 this garden, these tomatoes... that's some amazing stuff. 178 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,909 But with them comes great struggle for all of us. 179 00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:09,078 We're all gonna be tested, y'all. 180 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:10,558 I ain't trying to hear all that, Jesus. 181 00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:12,798 - What are we gonna do? - We pray. 182 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,884 Come on. Bring it in, everybody. 183 00:07:14,885 --> 00:07:17,970 Come on. Come on. Come on, man. What, you too hard to pray? 184 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,638 Bring your ass in here. 185 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,926 Don't put that blanket on me. 186 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:28,482 Dear lord, we come to you today 'cause we need some help. 187 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:30,649 This fool Vic is being a real 188 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,769 dick right now, and he's making it real hard on the streets. 189 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,772 We seek your blessing and guidance to find the sanctuary 190 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:39,875 from his dickery and bring this community garden together. 191 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,278 - Mm. - And in my holy 192 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:45,497 and beautiful and magnificent and, you know, benevolent and 193 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,534 merciful name... the one you gave me, 'cause you know how I 194 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:51,620 get down, like, world-renowned, you know, walk on water, you 195 00:07:51,621 --> 00:07:54,540 know perform miracles... that's all because of you, lord. 196 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,558 - I thank you. - All right, nigga. 197 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:02,600 In my magnificent name, let the congregation say... 198 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:03,709 Amen! 199 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:05,017 See how that felt? 200 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,553 Ooh, yeah! 201 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:11,576 Uh-oh! Sookie, Sookie, now! Potential matches in the area! 202 00:08:11,577 --> 00:08:13,884 - Who is it? - Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 203 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:18,526 Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit. 204 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:24,954 Okay, fine, but I want the sneakers back. 205 00:08:24,955 --> 00:08:28,201 - What? - You want to renege on our agreement. 206 00:08:28,202 --> 00:08:30,492 You want to quit the job that I 207 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,963 found you and go back to hanging out with this psycho bum loser. 208 00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:36,198 Fine! But I'm taking the sneakers back. 209 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:39,701 They were expensive. Where are they? 210 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:45,641 Baby, that is so petty. 211 00:08:45,642 --> 00:08:47,810 - Petty?! - Yes, petty, and I'm a 212 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:50,297 tell you why. You found me a job, right? 213 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:51,459 - Mm-hmm. - I took it. 214 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,500 I found a better job that's paying way more money. 215 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,083 Baby, that's hustling forward. And then you won't even come to 216 00:08:57,084 --> 00:08:58,336 the garden to see what we're doing. 217 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:00,072 Okay, okay. Baby, look... 218 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,859 Are you in a cult? Because I don't want to build my 219 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,762 future around a guy who is in a cult. 220 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:11,749 See? There you go. Why you always got to go there? 221 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:18,090 Hello? 222 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:21,877 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Vic going to dinner with who? 223 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:28,447 Isn't it funny that you and I have been living in the same neighborhood forever 224 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:31,215 - and never really connected? - You know, I got to admit 225 00:09:31,216 --> 00:09:33,918 I was shocked when I found out that you had something to do 226 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:35,442 - with the garden. - Well, you know, I 227 00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:38,756 put a lot of money in that place because I wanted the guys to 228 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:41,119 - have something productive to do. - And you thought a 229 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,045 marijuana grow app was something productive? 230 00:09:44,046 --> 00:09:46,881 Okay. We were gonna grow weed and then 231 00:09:46,882 --> 00:09:50,468 use the garden as a cover-up, but the weed didn't grow. 232 00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:54,638 I mean, everything else grew but the weed. 233 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:56,807 I don't know. God was, like, trying to tell us 234 00:09:56,808 --> 00:10:00,361 something, and all we had was these amazing vegetables. 235 00:10:00,362 --> 00:10:02,313 Hmm. 236 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,866 That's the sauce. 237 00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:13,441 Let me help you. 238 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,500 I got to admit this does look very nasty. 239 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,336 Well, my son said you like to 240 00:10:25,337 --> 00:10:27,838 hate first and then ask questions later. 241 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:30,808 Yeah, well, I'm a man with discerning tastes. 242 00:10:30,809 --> 00:10:32,810 Just hush and try it. 243 00:10:32,811 --> 00:10:34,675 - Come on. - Thank you. 244 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:42,288 - Mmm! That's good! - Mm-hmm. 245 00:10:42,289 --> 00:10:44,438 - It's real good! - I know it is! 246 00:10:44,439 --> 00:10:47,024 - Ms. Tudi got the good stuff now. - Mm-hmm! 247 00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:49,944 So, listen... I'm thinking, moving forward, we 248 00:10:49,945 --> 00:10:53,030 should clear a few things up, because... let's face it... both 249 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:55,533 of us are too old to be trying to change for anyone. 250 00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:58,703 I mean, if it's gonna work, it's gonna work as it is or it ain't 251 00:10:58,704 --> 00:11:00,288 gonna work at all. Am I right? 252 00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:02,539 - That's right. - And my relationship 253 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:05,459 with Jesus... well, it's very important in my life. 254 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,753 Mine is, too. My father and my Uncle's a preacher. 255 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:10,014 Mmm. 256 00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:13,050 Well, I'm talking about my personal relationship with Jesus. 257 00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,386 You know what I'm talking about? 258 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:18,055 - Dirty old stinky nigga? - Vic. 259 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,705 - You, too?! - Vic, come on now. 260 00:11:20,706 --> 00:11:22,026 - Hold on. - No, you come on. 261 00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:23,861 Look, he's not who you think he is. 262 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:26,314 Vic, what I'm trying to say to you is that 263 00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:29,150 just because I believe in him doesn't mean that you have to. 264 00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:32,787 I mean, you know, he's my lord and savior, but... 265 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:35,957 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm all right. 266 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,458 - Mmm! - Mmm. 267 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:41,792 Wow! As I was saying... 268 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:44,999 - Go ahead. - ...The con man is bad people. 269 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,384 Well, I was hoping 270 00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:49,303 that we could agree to disagree... you know, call it 271 00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:52,256 "denominational differences." 272 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:55,810 That's what I mean. 273 00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:59,096 As for the garden, you know, I would like it if the 274 00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:03,739 concerned citizens of southwest Compton not be so concerned anymore. 275 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,713 Just like you, Vic... you're not 276 00:12:05,714 --> 00:12:07,232 really concerned anymore, are you? 277 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:09,106 Not at all. 278 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,858 - Feeling good, huh? - Mm-hmm. 279 00:12:10,859 --> 00:12:12,777 - Feeling relax? - Mm-hmm. 280 00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,278 You want some more sauce? 281 00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:16,280 - Absolutely. - Whoo! 282 00:12:16,281 --> 00:12:20,501 Be right back. 283 00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:25,790 ♪ Come on, Tudi, will you be mine? ♪ 284 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:30,011 ♪ I'll make love till the sun come out ♪ 285 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:34,465 ♪ You know just what I'm talkin' about ♪ 286 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,420 Well, I must say I have had a wonderful time. 287 00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:14,972 - So have I. - Have you? 288 00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:17,174 - Thank you for everything. - I can't wait 289 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:18,843 - to see you again. - Oh, really? 290 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,511 - Oh, really. - I make a good 291 00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,012 - pound cake, too. - Oh, yeah. 292 00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:23,981 Ohh. 293 00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:26,016 Good night, Vic. 294 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:29,176 - Bye. - Bye, baby. 295 00:13:31,022 --> 00:13:33,726 Yo, you find out what happened with Boonie mama last night yet? 296 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:36,746 Man, I don't even want to think about last night, man! 297 00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,685 My mama probably is washing up in his sink. 298 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:40,448 I ain't heard from her yet, man, and pops 299 00:13:40,449 --> 00:13:42,116 ain't said nothing about it, neither. 300 00:13:42,117 --> 00:13:45,035 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Hey, good 301 00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:47,486 morning, Vic! Man, that suit is sharp! 302 00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:49,874 Got it made at the swap meet by some Africans. 303 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,460 Hey, Boonie, looky here, man. 304 00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:55,880 I want you to make sure you tell your mother I said thank you for 305 00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:58,215 that delicious meal she prepared me last night. 306 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:01,102 The vegetables was awesome! It was actually the best meal I 307 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:03,053 - ever had in my life. - Okay. 308 00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,523 Look, I don't want this to be awkward, okay? 309 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:07,892 Everybody knows I on the first date. 310 00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:10,194 But I got the utmost respect for your mother. 311 00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:12,897 Didn't nothing like that go down... no sex, nothing. 312 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,991 - Not even oral. - Okay, man! Hey! 313 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:17,014 Hey, look, the reason I'm telling you all this right 314 00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:21,588 now is because last night... Me and your mama fell in love, man. 315 00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,163 We're in love! 316 00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:25,972 And I'll be honest... I ain't felt this good in years. 317 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,504 It's the best I ever felt in my life. 318 00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:29,830 And, furthermore, I'm a stand-up dude. 319 00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:33,676 I take care of my kids. When me and your mama get married... 320 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:35,970 I'm gonna be your father. 321 00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:38,774 Nigga, what the are you talking about? 322 00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:41,425 Watch your language. I'm about to be your father. 323 00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:44,261 Wait a minute. Hold up. 324 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,147 - Whoa, Vic. - What's so funny? 325 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:48,182 It's just out the blue, brah! 326 00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,017 I mean, we're happy for you, you know? 327 00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:51,936 I'm not happy for that mother 328 00:14:51,937 --> 00:14:53,988 Look, con man, I got a deal for you, all right? 329 00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:56,190 We're gonna call a truce. 330 00:14:56,191 --> 00:14:58,025 Yeah, you can have your whole 331 00:14:58,026 --> 00:14:59,944 little garden and everything, all right? 332 00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:02,780 Only one stipulation... you got to stay away from Ms. Tudi. 333 00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,949 - What?! - That's right. 334 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,714 That's my woman. The last thing I need is for you 335 00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,639 to be coming between me and my woman. 336 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,352 Nigga, what the are you talking about? 337 00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:13,625 I think I've said enough. 338 00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,509 You gentlemen enjoy the rest of the morning. 339 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,294 And, Boonie, when you're finished talking with your 340 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:20,200 friends, come on upstairs. I got some trash I want you to take out. 341 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,300 Nigga lost his mind. 342 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:26,058 Try and get Ms. Tudi on the phone right now, dawg. 343 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,579 You're not gonna say bye to your pops? 344 00:15:32,978 --> 00:15:36,299 Okay, okay. Jesus. Jesus. 345 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,865 Hey, Ms. Tudi. What's up? 346 00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:40,117 This be Jesus, baby. Say it ain't so. 347 00:15:40,118 --> 00:15:42,286 You know I'm sleeping? 348 00:15:42,287 --> 00:15:45,789 Let me call you... no, I'm fine. Why? 349 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:51,111 He said what? Wait a minute. Hold on. 350 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:58,252 Oh, my... God. "You are so beautiful." 351 00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:01,222 "I love you." "You are my soul mate." 352 00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:04,132 Shit. 353 00:16:06,305 --> 00:16:07,478 Hey, Ms. Tudi! 354 00:16:07,479 --> 00:16:11,775 Ms. Tu-ti! Tudi, Tudi, Tudi! 355 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,414 - Lord, have mercy. - There you are. 356 00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:16,612 - How you doing this morning, baby. - Uh, good morning, Vic. 357 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:17,674 I see you up early. 358 00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,323 Uh, yeah. What you doing here? 359 00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:21,442 Well, I had the overwhelming feeling to just 360 00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:23,410 come over here right now and see you right away. 361 00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:25,767 - Oh, lord. - And guess what. 362 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,748 - What? - I deleted my entire 363 00:16:27,749 --> 00:16:31,487 Christian hookup connection, my Buddhist Booty connection, and 364 00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:34,368 - my Muslim Matchmakers. - What are you doing here, baby? 365 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,388 Why don't you come down 366 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,124 and let me talk to you? Let me come in. 367 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:40,658 No. No. No. We just saw each other like six hours ago. 368 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:41,827 Yeah, I know, but six 369 00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:44,590 hours is a long time. I just want to talk to you. 370 00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:45,926 What do you want, baby? 371 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,885 - What you want? - I'm gonna be honest with you. 372 00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:51,740 All I know is that after last night... 373 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,735 A strong feeling came over me 374 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:56,110 - that I ain't feel in years. - Yeah, I know. 375 00:16:56,111 --> 00:16:59,121 I- I-I know. Mm, shit. 376 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,397 I'm being honest with you. 377 00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:04,275 I thought I was impotent. Don't tell nobody that. 378 00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:05,443 I'm a Christian woman. 379 00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:08,034 I'm a Christian, too. You know, Christians have sex. 380 00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:09,574 That's right. 381 00:17:09,736 --> 00:17:12,255 And then I slipped him some tomato sauce, and this 382 00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:14,521 nigga done sent me like 38 texts. 383 00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:17,473 What? Ms... Ms. Tudi, you took away 384 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,612 - the dude's free will? - It would have been okay. 385 00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:20,639 I just gave him too much. 386 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,387 You shouldn't have gave him none. 387 00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,304 Come on, Ms. Tudi. What's wrong with you? 388 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:26,407 You know God don't want you using his gifts like that. 389 00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:28,058 Yeah, but Vic was all on our ass. 390 00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:30,060 It seemed like a damn good idea at the time. 391 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:33,931 Man, I can't believe you got Vic high off these tomatoes. 392 00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:36,885 That was brilliant. 393 00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,527 - Thank you, Jason. - No, it wasn't, 394 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:42,173 'cause now Vic think he in love with Ms. Tudi. 395 00:17:42,174 --> 00:17:44,278 Man, you know what? God don't want you using his 396 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,249 miracles like that, and I'm not gonna share 'em with you if 397 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,738 you're gonna keep on being irresponsible. 398 00:17:47,739 --> 00:17:49,227 Come on, Ms. Tudi. You're hard-headed. 399 00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:50,925 And Boonie didn't get that from his daddy. 400 00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:52,082 - He got that from you. - Okay. 401 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,521 Well, it's gonna be fine, okay? I know what I'm gonna do. 402 00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,915 - Whatever. - Hey, hey, this 403 00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:58,930 ain't the first nigga that's been obsessed with Tudi. 404 00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:02,376 Come on, now. I'm just saying. I know how to handle it. 405 00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:06,678 I just want you to know that I think you are a real decent guy... 406 00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:10,186 I mean real decent... but this ain't gonna work. 407 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,352 What are you trying to say? 408 00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:14,138 I did something stupid last night, Vic. 409 00:18:14,139 --> 00:18:17,657 I got you high. There was something in the sauce like weed. 410 00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:19,537 I mean, it wasn't weed, but it 411 00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:22,479 was like weed, and that feeling you had... honey, it wasn't love 412 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,690 and it wasn't me. You were just high. 413 00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:29,575 Look, Tudi, I was a kid once, all right? 414 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,657 I know about weed. I smoked weed before. 415 00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:34,117 I know what it feels like. The way I felt last night... 416 00:18:34,118 --> 00:18:37,156 - that was not weed, all right? - Vic, I'm trying to 417 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,193 tell you I put something in the food. 418 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:44,534 Okay. I forgive you. We're Christians. 419 00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:46,067 Vic, it ain't gonna work. 420 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:48,630 - Why? - Because I'm a stoner, Vic. 421 00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:50,769 I get high and all the time. 422 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,573 As a matter of fact, I'm high now. 423 00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:53,689 And I'm a dealer. 424 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,730 And I know you don't want no part of that. 425 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:57,390 You're lying. Yeah. 426 00:18:57,391 --> 00:19:02,051 This ain't about weed, okay? This is about the con man. 427 00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:04,582 Vic... you... were drugged. 428 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,805 That dusty Bed Bath & Beyond robe-wearing 429 00:19:07,806 --> 00:19:10,447 - nigga put you up to this. - Oh, hell. 430 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:13,322 He's not who you think he is, all right? 431 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,888 Just be patient. It's all gonna come out in the wash. 432 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,546 Vic... 433 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,043 Look, look... where you going, baby? 434 00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:21,504 I'm sorry. It's not gonna work. 435 00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:22,767 Tu... 436 00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,596 Mmm. 437 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,543 Mmm! Damn, baby! 438 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,713 This is really good! And you guys grew all this stuff? 439 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,298 Yes, we did. 440 00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:34,879 - Mmm! - But it's not just us. 441 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,964 It's a whole lot of other folks, too. 442 00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:40,000 I mean, we got this whole community starting to rethink 443 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:44,109 food and health and all of that. 444 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,863 - What's so funny? - What? 445 00:19:46,864 --> 00:19:49,566 - What's funny? - I don't know. 446 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:54,496 You. Us. I just want you to know that I'm 447 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:59,237 just trying to protect us, baby, or at least what I want us to be, you know? 448 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,248 This just feels really right to 449 00:20:01,249 --> 00:20:03,437 me, and I don't want anything to get in the way of that. 450 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:06,855 Then don't let it. Listen, you protect the 451 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,293 community and don't worry about us. 452 00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:10,861 I'm not worried, baby. 453 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:16,367 - I actually feel really good. - Baby, listen... 454 00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:18,335 - Why don't you... - Mm-hmm? 455 00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:20,537 ...Come see me at the garden? 456 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:22,969 I mean it will mean a lot to me. 457 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,550 I'll come, baby. I promise, okay? 458 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:28,183 Oh, oh, oh, wait. 459 00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,851 Not too much. You're gonna spoil your dinner.