1 00:00:01,913 --> 00:00:04,416 Retro J's? Baby, you didn't. 2 00:00:04,417 --> 00:00:06,999 - I did! - Oh, my God! 3 00:00:07,435 --> 00:00:09,487 Look, man, you sure you can't just get them fixed? 4 00:00:09,488 --> 00:00:11,054 Damn, I don't even know what the hell to do. 5 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:13,056 That's the last gift that you get from me. 6 00:00:13,057 --> 00:00:14,691 - Some J's! - Lying asshole. 7 00:00:14,692 --> 00:00:16,693 Son of a bitch! 8 00:00:16,694 --> 00:00:18,362 What's wrong with you, girl? Why don't you take a picture? 9 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,114 - It'll last longer. - Hey! 10 00:00:20,115 --> 00:00:21,629 Let me talk to you for a minute! 11 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:24,568 A new problem has arisen in the garden... sabotage. 12 00:00:24,569 --> 00:00:25,455 Bleach. 13 00:00:25,456 --> 00:00:27,822 I bet you it was the goddamn farmers. 14 00:00:28,451 --> 00:00:30,270 How you know Vic didn't pay Lloyd to come in 15 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:32,741 here and sabotage the garden with his punk ass? 16 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,653 'Cause he's still mad at you for dumping him. 17 00:00:34,654 --> 00:00:36,477 I'm sorry. It's not gonna work. 18 00:00:36,922 --> 00:00:38,980 We know you're breaking in, killing plants. 19 00:00:38,981 --> 00:00:40,549 I was in line all night long. 20 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,178 Don't shoot! 21 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:45,187 - Boonie! I got him! - It was Vic the whole time. 22 00:00:45,193 --> 00:00:46,886 [Groaning] 23 00:00:46,887 --> 00:00:48,378 I think that nigga pooped his pants. 24 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:51,249 - Aah! - Shady motherf... 25 00:00:53,181 --> 00:00:56,968 - ♪ put down your troubles ♪ - Hoo! 26 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:01,139 ♪ And take these keys I'm offering you ♪ 27 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:06,856 ♪ unlock the door and finally be free ♪ 28 00:01:09,565 --> 00:01:11,729 - ♪ unlock the door ♪ - ♪ and set me free ♪ 29 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,933 - ♪ unlock the door ♪ - ♪ and let it be ♪ 30 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:16,204 - ♪ unlock the door ♪ - ah! 31 00:01:16,205 --> 00:01:18,656 Can't forget them armpits. One more. 32 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:20,658 - ♪ Unlock the door ♪ - ♪ and set me free ♪ 33 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:22,910 - ♪ unlock the door ♪ - [Farts] 34 00:01:22,911 --> 00:01:24,613 - ♪ Unlock the door ♪ - Hey, Vic! 35 00:01:24,614 --> 00:01:27,632 - How you doin', brother? - [Groans] 36 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:30,816 Hey! Hey! Easy, Vic. Man... 37 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:33,923 Oh, we did it hard last night, didn't we? 38 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:36,591 That's all right. Lloyd's got you covered. 39 00:01:36,592 --> 00:01:38,926 Come on back up here. There you go, there you go. 40 00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:41,714 Sit down, man. Okay, brother, this is what you got to do. 41 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:43,764 Yeah, there you go. 42 00:01:43,765 --> 00:01:45,850 Take that. Now that gonna help you. 43 00:01:45,851 --> 00:01:47,902 Go ahead, man. There you go. 44 00:01:47,903 --> 00:01:50,071 Mm-hmm. Hey, don't spit that out! 45 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:52,356 That's good liquor. Come on now. Come on. 46 00:01:52,357 --> 00:01:55,276 One more drink. Now come on. 47 00:01:55,277 --> 00:01:57,745 There you go. That's nice. Yeah. 48 00:01:57,746 --> 00:02:01,371 Uh-huh. Now remember... the way to avoid 49 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:06,077 a hangover is to keep drinking. Oh, yeah, you're looking good. 50 00:02:06,088 --> 00:02:08,789 All right, time for me to start my day. 51 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,759 Yeah, I'm a busy man. I got things to do. 52 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,630 All right. Hey, Vic, you mind if I borrow the Cutlass? 53 00:02:15,631 --> 00:02:18,165 [Mumbling] 54 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:24,285 There we go. I think I'll borrow some gas money. 55 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:26,467 And a burrito from the gas station. 56 00:02:26,468 --> 00:02:28,003 They're always good. 57 00:02:28,143 --> 00:02:30,194 All right, Vic, I'm proud of you. 58 00:02:30,195 --> 00:02:33,648 - We gonna get through this. - Thank you, Lloyd. 59 00:02:33,649 --> 00:02:36,851 Thank you. You're a wonderful man. 60 00:02:51,058 --> 00:02:52,859 - Hey, yo, Lloyd? - What? 61 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,977 - Where the hell is Vic? - Vic got the flu. 62 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:56,562 That nigga ain't got the flu! 63 00:02:56,563 --> 00:02:58,030 He drunk 'cause Ms. Tudi dumped his ass. 64 00:02:58,031 --> 00:03:00,533 Well, get over it, nigga! And fix the Internet! 65 00:03:00,534 --> 00:03:02,068 Shh! What is wrong with you? 66 00:03:02,069 --> 00:03:05,137 I just told you Vic got the flu, and he hired me to help out around here. 67 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:06,622 I'm the new assistant manager. 68 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:09,279 - Assistant manager? - That's right... assistant manager. 69 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,662 Assistant, a-s-s-f-u. 70 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:15,402 And I run a tight ship. There's gonna be some changes made around here. 71 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,777 Oh, I already noticed the changes. 72 00:03:16,778 --> 00:03:18,783 The Internet's been down for two damn days! 73 00:03:18,784 --> 00:03:19,679 The Internet has not 74 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,721 been down for two days. I checked it myself this morning. 75 00:03:21,722 --> 00:03:23,727 You probably got a raggedy-ass computer. 76 00:03:23,728 --> 00:03:24,621 Yo, tell Vic he can't 77 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,225 just let this place go to hell, man. 78 00:03:26,226 --> 00:03:28,094 This is our home. Nigga's gotta live here. 79 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:31,097 Everybody got to have a place to live. 80 00:03:31,098 --> 00:03:33,316 I'm homeless by choice. Homeless. 81 00:03:33,317 --> 00:03:36,182 I take the savings from rent and utilities and I pass it along to me. 82 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,369 Nigga, you mean pass it on to the liquor store? 83 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:40,297 Tell Vic to get his shit together, man. 84 00:03:40,298 --> 00:03:41,190 And I'm serious! 85 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:43,242 - [Scoffs] - And, nigga, if you want 86 00:03:43,243 --> 00:03:45,528 to manage something, manage that drinking problem. 87 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:47,613 And that halitosis. Start with those two things. 88 00:03:47,614 --> 00:03:52,285 Kiss my ass. [Scoffs] 89 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:53,905 Serve the ball, Boonie. 90 00:03:55,675 --> 00:03:56,839 Ha ha! 91 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,125 Ooh! Game! Y'all suck! 92 00:03:59,126 --> 00:04:01,677 - Come on, Boonie. - Hey, man, no fair! 93 00:04:01,678 --> 00:04:04,213 Jesus, you got the long lanky broad on your team, man. 94 00:04:04,214 --> 00:04:06,548 That's what 30 minutes of cardio will do for you. 95 00:04:06,549 --> 00:04:08,217 Three times a week, bredren! 96 00:04:08,218 --> 00:04:11,103 - Only three times! - What's good, family? 97 00:04:11,104 --> 00:04:12,939 - Hey! - Hey, it's the light-skinned man. 98 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,774 Damn. Volleyball? 99 00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:18,506 Y'all kickin' it and shit? I thought Vic would have been shut this down. 100 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:21,615 Oh, hell, no, that dude is seriously [Bleep] up. 101 00:04:21,616 --> 00:04:23,448 Yeah, man, we been trying to play the game. 102 00:04:23,449 --> 00:04:25,678 Hopefully, we lure him out and see if he cool. 103 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:27,082 [Door slams] 104 00:04:28,253 --> 00:04:32,579 Well, well, well... If it ain't the con man, 105 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:36,402 - convict, fat-ass, the ditz... - Hey! 106 00:04:36,403 --> 00:04:39,541 Revenge of the nerds... And... 107 00:04:40,607 --> 00:04:43,089 Normal forgettable-ass nigga. 108 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:46,361 Hey, Vic, you ain't got to front, man. We all know you hurting, bruh. 109 00:04:46,362 --> 00:04:48,831 But I want you to know that we really love you, brother. 110 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:50,532 Nigga, fix the Internet! 111 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:53,035 Or what, nigga? Huh? 112 00:04:53,036 --> 00:04:57,172 Pass me the Wilson. Gonna have some fun. 113 00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:59,791 [Chuckles] What are you gonna do with Wilson? 114 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:01,593 [Gasps] 115 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:03,795 - Come on, Vic. - Yeah, that felt good. 116 00:05:03,796 --> 00:05:06,381 See, 'cause I feel like stabbing a nigga. 117 00:05:06,382 --> 00:05:08,016 I just feel like cutting and stabbing. 118 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,602 Who want first? You want some, fat boy? 119 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:12,054 Aah! [Grunts] 120 00:05:12,055 --> 00:05:13,805 You need a hand, Vic? 121 00:05:13,806 --> 00:05:15,641 Jam some electrolytes in the Vic-machine. 122 00:05:15,642 --> 00:05:18,026 Take this coconut, here. Drink the nut juice. 123 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:20,204 - Here, man, here. Just drink... - Vic you okay? 124 00:05:20,205 --> 00:05:23,324 What you doing to him? I told you to wait upstairs until I got back. 125 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:25,289 - You're gonna catch pneumonia. - Save me, Lloyd. 126 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:26,958 - Come on up here. - The devil's got me! 127 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,820 - Back up! I got this. - No, it don't 128 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:31,133 look like it to me, Lloyd. Look like you making it worse. 129 00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:33,415 What? You making it worse, Jesus. 130 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,055 No wonder nobody believe in you anymore. 131 00:05:35,056 --> 00:05:37,606 You don't give the people what they really deserve, what they need. 132 00:05:37,606 --> 00:05:38,721 He needs Darby. 133 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:40,826 Looky there. Get a little taste. 134 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:43,271 Keep the wolf off your back. Come on, now. 135 00:05:43,272 --> 00:05:45,323 - That's too much, brother. - [Coughs] 136 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:47,025 Come on. Come on. Let's go, buddy. 137 00:05:47,026 --> 00:05:49,527 Y'all got the nerve to pick on a sick man like this. 138 00:05:49,528 --> 00:05:51,597 And look at this place! It better be cleaned up when we get back. 139 00:05:51,598 --> 00:05:53,031 Hey, what about the Internet, Vic?! 140 00:05:53,032 --> 00:05:54,832 Yo, I ain't never seen Vic like this. 141 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:56,645 Hey, but look at the bright side, man... 142 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:58,779 he keep this shit up, he gonna lose his job. 143 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,705 Then we ain't got to ever worry about him again. 144 00:06:00,706 --> 00:06:03,270 Or the exact opposite of what you're talking about. 145 00:06:03,271 --> 00:06:04,219 Je, come on, man. 146 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:06,929 This nigga's sole purpose in life is to [Bleep] with us. 147 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:12,183 - Here, man. - Where you going? 148 00:06:12,184 --> 00:06:15,520 To save Vic, man. 149 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:20,441 [Laughs] Oh, yeah! 150 00:06:20,442 --> 00:06:24,862 [Laughing] Hey! 151 00:06:24,863 --> 00:06:28,776 - Whee! All right! - Hey, man! 152 00:06:30,336 --> 00:06:32,337 - Ugh! - Come on, Vic. 153 00:06:32,338 --> 00:06:34,205 Come on up here. Oh, yeah. 154 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,374 Have a seat there. There you go. 155 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,043 All right. How y'all doin?! 156 00:06:39,044 --> 00:06:41,129 Hey! [Laughter] 157 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,131 Good to see you, Lloyd. Been a while, man. 158 00:06:43,132 --> 00:06:44,766 We figured you'd given up the life. 159 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,718 Me? No! I love the life. 160 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:48,720 - Vic, welcome to freedom. - Who's the newb? 161 00:06:48,721 --> 00:06:50,888 This is Vic, my friend and employer. 162 00:06:50,889 --> 00:06:53,358 The rat race got him down, so I figured he need to come out here 163 00:06:53,359 --> 00:06:54,632 and get a little R&R. 164 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:56,740 You know it's all good. We gonna take good care of him. 165 00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:59,445 No, he needs some time alone. And that's why... you know what I'm doing? 166 00:06:59,446 --> 00:07:02,281 I'm inviting everybody to Vic's apartment for a celebration. 167 00:07:02,282 --> 00:07:03,430 All right. It's all good. 168 00:07:03,431 --> 00:07:05,403 - Yeah! - Now, Vic, a few hours 169 00:07:05,404 --> 00:07:07,410 of fresh air and you'll feel like a million bucks. 170 00:07:07,411 --> 00:07:09,741 And don't forget... you got to keep drinking. 171 00:07:09,742 --> 00:07:12,037 - That's the key... keep drinking. - Thank you, Lloyd. 172 00:07:12,038 --> 00:07:14,212 All right. All right, everybody! Come on! 173 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:15,880 - Get in the car. - All right. 174 00:07:15,881 --> 00:07:18,750 Don't be shy. Party! Party! 175 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:19,860 Yes. 176 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:20,752 Mnh-mnh. 177 00:07:20,753 --> 00:07:22,253 You can't put all that on me, Jesus. 178 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:26,449 And, anyway, I did the right thing... I came clean, and I let him down easy. 179 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:29,177 I know, Ms. Tudi, but the dude's still hurtin'. 180 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:31,615 And it was your fault. I told you not to give him the 181 00:07:31,616 --> 00:07:33,147 sacred tomatoes without telling him. 182 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,350 Well, look everybody ain't divine and 183 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:38,019 perfect like you, all right? I made a mistake. 184 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,737 But is it my fault that he's a drunk? 185 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,773 Just come down there and talk to him with me. 186 00:07:41,774 --> 00:07:43,983 I mean, right now, you probably the only person that can get 187 00:07:43,984 --> 00:07:45,691 through to the dude. 188 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,504 [Hip-hop music playing] 189 00:08:03,846 --> 00:08:06,964 What's happening, everybody? You know, what's going on? 190 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:08,633 Hey, Stan, Jerome, what's happening? 191 00:08:08,634 --> 00:08:10,390 What y'all been up to? Hey, man, you better get that 192 00:08:10,391 --> 00:08:12,411 gout checked out or you gonna die on Wednesday, man. 193 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:15,283 - Where Lloyd at? - There he is. 194 00:08:16,058 --> 00:08:17,942 What the hell y'all doin' here? 195 00:08:17,943 --> 00:08:21,060 This is a private party. Your name is are not on the guest list, so scoot. 196 00:08:21,061 --> 00:08:22,415 Man, where Vic at, man? 197 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:23,642 Leave Vic alone. 198 00:08:23,643 --> 00:08:26,185 Vic is mine. We got a good thing going, and I 199 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:27,360 don't want you two to mess it up. 200 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:29,280 Hey, you only taking advantage of that dude, man. 201 00:08:29,281 --> 00:08:30,388 No, I'm not. 202 00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:33,041 I'm his friend. Probably his only friend. 203 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:34,826 Okay, this mother [Bleep] crazy. 204 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,328 You know what? I ain't got time for this shit. 205 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:39,363 - Nigga, where's he at? - Let me show you, ma'am. 206 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:45,933 - Mm-hmm. Almonds? - How was work last night? 207 00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:49,241 Work? You know, that's... that's kind of a funny story. 208 00:08:49,242 --> 00:08:50,497 Remember those morons a couple 209 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:53,299 months ago who decided to break in to the horse stables just to 210 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,845 steal the shit? And then... then they 211 00:08:55,846 --> 00:08:58,971 accidentally let a bunch of horses escape? 212 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,779 - Remember? - Oh, yeah. 213 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,940 I do remember that. What ever happened with that? 214 00:09:02,941 --> 00:09:05,326 - Did they ever find those horses? - Oh, no, no, not all of them. 215 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:08,277 No, but I did manage to find a lead. 216 00:09:09,546 --> 00:09:11,410 Oh, that's good, baby. 217 00:09:11,411 --> 00:09:12,945 Let me show you something real quick. 218 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:14,530 Come here. Come here real quick. Yeah. 219 00:09:14,531 --> 00:09:19,193 See, I started thinking to myself, "who do I know in the shit business? 220 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,995 Who do I know that, a few months 221 00:09:20,996 --> 00:09:24,289 back, might need a significant amount of shit?" 222 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:26,008 - Hmm? - Who? 223 00:09:26,009 --> 00:09:28,093 That's a good question, baby. 224 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:30,162 Wait. You're gonna love this. 225 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:35,940 Your Jesus put you up to this, didn't he? 226 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:37,302 Put me up to what, baby? 227 00:09:37,303 --> 00:09:40,189 Do you have any idea what you've done? 228 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,640 - Hmm? - Baby, listen, this is 229 00:09:41,641 --> 00:09:44,643 a big misunderstanding. What happened was... 230 00:09:44,644 --> 00:09:47,946 Jason! Jason! 231 00:09:47,947 --> 00:09:51,367 - Jesus, help! - Oh, my hair [Bleep] 232 00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:54,069 Damn. Jason's in trouble. 233 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:56,321 [Tires screeching] 234 00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:04,496 Jason! Stop! 235 00:10:04,497 --> 00:10:07,416 - Hop in, pimp! - You ain't taking me in? 236 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,418 God damn it, Jason! 237 00:10:09,419 --> 00:10:11,553 Get back here! Son of a bitch! 238 00:10:11,554 --> 00:10:14,256 - Hi, Dianne! - God damn it! 239 00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,642 Shit! Ite juro Que Te voya matar! 240 00:10:16,643 --> 00:10:20,295 [Bleep] Jason! 241 00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:29,488 Is that Vic? Man, that nigga's tore down. 242 00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:31,556 [Engine shuts off] 243 00:10:36,996 --> 00:10:38,997 I've been waiting for you all day. 244 00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:40,416 Yeah, come on, Satan! Come on. 245 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,534 - I'm not afraid of you! - Vic, what are you doing? 246 00:10:42,535 --> 00:10:45,421 You happy now? Huh? 247 00:10:45,422 --> 00:10:48,090 This what you wanted to see? Vic hit rock bottom? 248 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:50,709 Well, welcome to rock [Bleep] bottom! 249 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:54,401 Don't nobody want to see you like that, Vic. 250 00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:57,015 Shit. Vic, listen. 251 00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:59,935 Come on. Now, you a real man. 252 00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:02,387 You're one of the few real men left. 253 00:11:02,388 --> 00:11:06,715 You work hard, you follow the rules, you don't take no shit from nobody. 254 00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:09,194 I mean, that's what attracted me 255 00:11:09,195 --> 00:11:13,890 to you in the first place. Vic, you are a pillar of this community. 256 00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:15,317 And who knows? 257 00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:18,666 You know, maybe, one day, you and I, we can try this thing again. 258 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:23,392 But not as long as you hate my Jesus and my lifestyle. 259 00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:25,961 I don't need your pity. 260 00:11:25,962 --> 00:11:31,467 Or any more of your [Bleep] tomato sauce. 261 00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:36,004 Jason! So, this is the life you wanted? 262 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:38,965 - This is what you chose over me? - Baby, I didn't choose nothing. 263 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:43,306 You committed a felony, Jason, and you were stupid enough to let me find out. 264 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:45,347 So now I have to take you in, or 265 00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:48,433 I'm an accessory after the fact. I'm a [Bleep] detective, Jason! 266 00:11:48,434 --> 00:11:50,402 - Dianne... - Shut up! 267 00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:54,439 Shu... I wanted to get married. 268 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,276 I wanted to have babies, and you choose this? 269 00:11:57,277 --> 00:12:00,279 Baby, you ain't tell nobody about the shoes, did you? 270 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,582 Because if you didn't, then that mean don't nobody know. 271 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,667 Look, baby, I'm sorry I hurt you. 272 00:12:05,668 --> 00:12:09,204 I really am. I just wish that you would've at 273 00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:12,508 least come down to the garden at least one time to see. 274 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:15,961 Listen to me, Jason. I don't ever want to see you again. 275 00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,713 Do you hear me? 276 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:21,717 Here's your [Bleep] sneakers. Que Tu [Bleep] madre. 277 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,969 Mira, la próxima vez Te voy a pasar con el carro. 278 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,138 Estúpido. Idiota. 279 00:12:26,139 --> 00:12:28,106 I don't understand, baby. 280 00:12:28,107 --> 00:12:31,977 You mean to tell me that this nigga been dating a 281 00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:35,364 detective the whole time and nobody thought to tell me? 282 00:12:35,365 --> 00:12:37,449 Huh? Y'all some dumbass crooks, you know that? 283 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:41,320 We almost got hemmed up! 284 00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:44,606 I can't believe this shit. I swear to God. 285 00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:52,664 - [Reggae music plays] - Hey, wait a minute. 286 00:12:52,665 --> 00:12:55,408 - Get your hands off me, convict! - Hey, Vic, chill, man. 287 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,144 What's all these bums doing here?! 288 00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:57,940 Vic, you're back! 289 00:12:57,941 --> 00:12:59,566 Look, I got everything under control. 290 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:02,124 - Here, have a little taste. - Got an update for you, Vic... 291 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,977 no hot water up here, still no Internet, and look at 292 00:13:04,978 --> 00:13:07,229 all this shit, man! You trippin' with yourself. 293 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,314 I'm thinking no rent for at least a year. 294 00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,266 Lloyd, what the hell is happening, man? 295 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:14,186 - Vic, just get a drink. - No, no. 296 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:17,022 I got a problem. And I got to face my problem. 297 00:13:17,023 --> 00:13:20,448 I'm a pillar of the community. People look up to me around here. 298 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,244 Vic, listen to me. 299 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:23,920 Don't listen to Jesus. 300 00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:26,794 Why you want this man to become an alcoholic just because your ass one? 301 00:13:26,795 --> 00:13:30,502 Vic, facing your problems sober is not the way. 302 00:13:30,503 --> 00:13:33,422 Trust me. I'm telling you, the world can 303 00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,508 be so hard. I used to be just like you, in 304 00:13:36,509 --> 00:13:42,073 the rat race, all stressed out. Women, jobs and showers and bills. 305 00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:43,548 I just gave up. 306 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:45,601 And look at me now. Look how happy I am. 307 00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,469 Look at this. You see that? 308 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:51,056 I want you to be just like me. Let me tell you something... 309 00:13:51,057 --> 00:13:56,395 changing your life is hard. Drinking is easy. 310 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:59,064 Ha ha! Mr. Maxwell! 311 00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:02,139 - What the devil happened here? - Vic! Lloyd, get 312 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,067 - Vic out of here now! - You can't tell me what to do! 313 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,175 That's that man boss, fool! Get him out of here! 314 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:07,956 You don't want him to lose his job, do you? 315 00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,112 - Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! - I feel like I should be 316 00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:12,411 stepping over a murder weapon. What's going on?! 317 00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:15,219 - Where the heck is Vic? - Mr. Maxwell, I got some 318 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,589 things I need to talk to you about. 319 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,334 - First thing's the Internet. - Jimmy Maxwell? 320 00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,586 Is that you, boy? Looking buff. 321 00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:24,006 I try to keep in shape. Wait a minute. 322 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,364 - Who the heck are you? - Oh, I'm just a drifter, man. 323 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,239 Yeah, me, too. 324 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,386 But we heard the manager was sick, right? 325 00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,680 So we decided to invite some friends over and hang out. 326 00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:33,649 - Why not? - Vic is sick? 327 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,934 How sick is he? Is he gonna be okay? 328 00:14:35,935 --> 00:14:37,486 Oh, it look pretty bad. 329 00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:40,072 I mean, judging from the way he got airlifted up out of here... 330 00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:43,241 I'm a Christian, and I don't wish no bad on nobody, but that 331 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:46,207 dude right there, he runs a tight ship. 332 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,842 He don't want nobody to have no fun. 333 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,665 I'm talking about he's on top of everything. 334 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,700 - Everything. - And I know you. 335 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:55,537 You live here, right? Is Vic really sick? 336 00:14:55,538 --> 00:14:57,224 Honestly. 337 00:14:58,718 --> 00:14:59,832 Yeah, he's sick, man. 338 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,960 Well, I feel awful. The poor guy. 339 00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:03,935 Uh, next time you see him, have him give me a call. 340 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,014 Tell him I'm gonna bring some guys over to help him out with 341 00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:08,517 this place just till he gets back up on his feet again. 342 00:15:08,518 --> 00:15:11,461 Oh, and, uh, Kareem, I'm gonna have the police stop by 343 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,011 just to have a chat. They're fun guys. 344 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,307 You'll get along with well with them. 345 00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:17,642 In the meanwhile, stay, uh... tight. 346 00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:19,478 All right, everybody! 347 00:15:19,479 --> 00:15:21,313 Y'all got to get the heaven up out of here. 348 00:15:21,314 --> 00:15:22,578 Let's go, y'all. 349 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:24,483 Come on, now, Vic. 350 00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:27,319 Oh, man. What a night, huh? 351 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,399 Let's get a little tasty for you. 352 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,823 No, no, no taste, no taste. 353 00:15:30,824 --> 00:15:32,303 Trust me... this what you need. 354 00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,542 Get a little taste. That's some good Tequila. 355 00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:36,078 That's the good stuff. [Twinkling] 356 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:38,997 [Laughs] Told you. 357 00:15:38,998 --> 00:15:40,966 - Ahh. That's water. - Water? 358 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:44,910 - Mm-hmm. - What you mean water? 359 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,556 Whoa! What the...? 360 00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:51,009 - This is... - What I try to tell you? 361 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,311 - What about this one? - This is my grape wine. 362 00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:56,148 Oh, God. Oh! 363 00:15:56,149 --> 00:16:00,068 Oh, that's [Bleep] water! Jesus! 364 00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:02,521 You turn my liquor to water?! Jesus! 365 00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:06,057 That's a miracle in reverse! Jesus, what are you doing?! 366 00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:09,327 I said, "I can't eat no peanuts on a piece of bread, man. 367 00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,723 You got to smash it up or something." 368 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,484 - Because of you, we got peanut butter? - You know it. 369 00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:14,869 - I like that. Yeah. - Hey! That's my 370 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,334 guy right there! That's my man! 371 00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:21,291 What's up, Vic? I see you looking like a million bucks, pimp! 372 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,924 Ah, look at you. 373 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:26,687 - Look at you. - Hey, look, I don't remember a 374 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:29,400 lot from the last couple days, but I will say I remember you 375 00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:33,183 giving me some nice compliments. Told me I was a pillar of the community. 376 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,469 I appreciate that. 377 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,465 Well, I meant it. I meant it all, Vic. 378 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:38,725 Good. 'Cause I bought you a little something. 379 00:16:41,026 --> 00:16:45,529 [Chuckles] What the hell is this? 380 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,778 It's an eviction notice, compliments of myself and the 381 00:16:48,779 --> 00:16:52,686 Compton city councilman. You was right... I am a pillar of the community. 382 00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:54,905 And you guys are bad people. 383 00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,408 - Mm. - Bad for the community. 384 00:16:57,409 --> 00:17:00,244 That's why me and the city, we want you out of here. 385 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:03,831 Soon as possible. Especially you, dusty-ass 386 00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:06,750 Bed, Bath & Beyond getup you been wearing. 387 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,919 Put some clothes on! Dress like a man. 388 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,505 Get your ass up out of here. 389 00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:14,673 - Go ahead... - Man, I told you so! 390 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,375 I told you that nigga was gonna do that! 391 00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:20,147 - I ain't no nigga! - Oh, yeah, you's a nigga! 392 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,864 [Engine turns over] 393 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,493 God, I'm so glad I didn't give him none. 394 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,652 You still [Bleep] Ms. Tudi? 395 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:29,935 Watch your mouth, boy. 396 00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:31,419 - I'm sorry. - Shop ain't closed. 397 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,335 Okay.