1 00:00:00,656 --> 00:00:02,457 [thumping dance music playing] 2 00:00:02,491 --> 00:00:05,926 [camera shutters clicking] 3 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:14,102 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:22,076 [music continues playing] 5 00:00:23,338 --> 00:00:25,306 Oh, excuse me. 6 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:26,640 - Excuse me. - Oh, sorry. 7 00:00:26,674 --> 00:00:32,779 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:32,814 --> 00:00:34,681 [mouthing words] 9 00:00:34,716 --> 00:00:35,849 [camera shutter clicks] 10 00:00:35,883 --> 00:00:38,318 - Hi. - Hi. 11 00:00:38,353 --> 00:00:40,987 - I'm Katy. - Hi, Katy. 12 00:00:41,021 --> 00:00:42,322 You're not... 13 00:00:42,357 --> 00:00:44,524 who I think you are, are you? 14 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:46,360 Who do you think I am? 15 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,729 You know. 16 00:00:48,763 --> 00:00:49,996 Yeah, it's me. 17 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:51,398 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 18 00:00:51,432 --> 00:00:52,765 - Yeah. Hey. - Colleen, that's him. 19 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:53,766 Oh, my God. I knew it. 20 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,034 Hey. How are you? 21 00:00:55,069 --> 00:00:56,369 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 22 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:57,703 - How are you? - I'm such a fan. 23 00:00:57,738 --> 00:00:59,339 We loved you in Wedding Crashers. 24 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,393 I saw it, like, 100 times when I was a kid. 25 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:02,861 You were so funny. 26 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:05,497 David, this is Christopher Walken. 27 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:06,965 I knew it. 28 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,366 What's Owen Wilson like? Is he nice? 29 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,534 Guys, Christopher Walken's, 30 00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,002 like, 70 years old, okay? 31 00:01:11,036 --> 00:01:12,637 Do I look 70 to you? 32 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,275 [hard rock music] 33 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,811 ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 34 00:01:19,845 --> 00:01:21,780 ♪ All right ♪ 35 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:23,615 ♪ All right ♪ 36 00:01:23,649 --> 00:01:26,083 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪ 37 00:01:26,118 --> 00:01:27,484 ♪ Anonymous ♪ 38 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:29,320 ♪ No, no ♪ 39 00:01:29,354 --> 00:01:31,155 ♪ No, no ♪ 40 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,589 ♪ No, no ♪ 41 00:01:32,624 --> 00:01:37,428 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:37,462 --> 00:01:39,197 - Okay. - Hey. 43 00:01:39,231 --> 00:01:40,497 - Okay. Hey. - What's up? 44 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:41,832 (Ira) Check this out. 45 00:01:41,866 --> 00:01:44,635 We are officially big in Belgium. 46 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,303 - What? - Who? Me? 47 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:47,638 No, no, The Heathens. 48 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:48,806 The advance sales on Sex & Drugs 49 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,541 were massive there back in the day. 50 00:01:50,575 --> 00:01:52,654 So apparently some hip DJ in Brussels 51 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,143 became a huge fan, 52 00:01:54,144 --> 00:01:56,647 so after the death hoax... [inhales deeply] 53 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,603 The whole Belgian rock scene 54 00:01:58,604 --> 00:01:59,904 went ape-shit for us all over again. 55 00:01:59,939 --> 00:02:01,198 (Johnny) You're kidding. Because... what? 56 00:02:01,199 --> 00:02:02,272 'Cause they thought I was dead, right? 57 00:02:02,273 --> 00:02:04,246 (Ira) No, because they thought you died back in '94. 58 00:02:04,247 --> 00:02:05,480 (Flash) Oh, let's face it. 59 00:02:05,514 --> 00:02:06,997 Creatively, Johnny, you kind of did. 60 00:02:06,998 --> 00:02:08,016 [laughs mockingly] 61 00:02:08,051 --> 00:02:09,318 (Ira) The fact the band broke up 62 00:02:09,352 --> 00:02:10,587 the day the album came out 63 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,260 made you Belgian cult heroes... 64 00:02:12,261 --> 00:02:14,022 Very devoted fans. 65 00:02:14,057 --> 00:02:16,659 So when Johnny OD'd on blow two years later... 66 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:17,945 Which I warned you about. 67 00:02:17,946 --> 00:02:19,913 The "I don't want to die anonymous" verse 68 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:20,862 of Sex & Drugs 69 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:22,933 became the fan base's mission statement. 70 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,639 They didn't want you to die anonymous. 71 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,967 Who does, right? 72 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:29,414 I want to say one thing, about Belgium, all right? 73 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:31,347 They have been on the cutting edge 74 00:02:31,348 --> 00:02:34,175 of pharmaceutical drugs for over 50 years. 75 00:02:34,209 --> 00:02:36,377 You know what else, baby doll? Waffles. 76 00:02:36,411 --> 00:02:38,946 Pills and waffles... That's what drives my band. 77 00:02:38,947 --> 00:02:40,168 - That's what's up, baby. - [laughs] 78 00:02:40,169 --> 00:02:43,591 Look, they're calling the news that Johnny is still alive "the second coming." 79 00:02:43,592 --> 00:02:45,353 But, you guys, watch this. Come here. Come here. Come here. 80 00:02:45,387 --> 00:02:46,320 Check this out. 81 00:02:46,355 --> 00:02:47,654 [rock music playing] 82 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,922 - Oh, my God. - You guys look great. 83 00:02:48,956 --> 00:02:50,308 - Oh, you guys look young. - What? 84 00:02:50,309 --> 00:02:51,324 - I know. - Mm! 85 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:53,694 - (Bam Bam) Look at my hair! Look at my hair! - (Gigi) Oh, you have hair. 86 00:02:53,728 --> 00:02:57,831 I'm what happens when Davie Bowie meets Joe [...] Strummer. 87 00:02:57,866 --> 00:03:00,967 [man speaking native language] 88 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:18,484 [all cheering] 89 00:03:18,519 --> 00:03:19,819 - How crazy is that? - Really cool. 90 00:03:19,853 --> 00:03:22,154 You know what the chicks speak in Belgium, right? 91 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:23,523 Yeah, Belch. 92 00:03:23,557 --> 00:03:24,990 No, asshole. Flemish. 93 00:03:25,025 --> 00:03:26,715 [scoffs and laughs] Flem... 94 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:28,604 It's not even a language. 95 00:03:28,605 --> 00:03:30,294 Promoters are saying they can sell out 96 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,758 the 8,000-seat Vorst National arena 97 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:35,489 for what they're calling The Johnny Rock Resurrection Tour. 98 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:36,550 (Johnny) You know what would be really cool? 99 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,565 Stigmata... you know, like an open wound on each hand when I come out on the stage. 100 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:41,473 - We need a special effects guy. - That ain't gonna happen. 101 00:03:41,507 --> 00:03:44,824 Maybe you didn't die, but The Heathens are dead and gone. 102 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,188 We're The Assassins now. There's our lead singer. 103 00:03:47,189 --> 00:03:48,013 Thanks, babe. 104 00:03:48,014 --> 00:03:49,748 - "Babe"? - Aww. 105 00:03:49,749 --> 00:03:51,425 (Ira) Listen, we can have our cake and eat it too. 106 00:03:51,426 --> 00:03:53,387 Make Gigi the opening act, you guys the headliners. 107 00:03:53,388 --> 00:03:54,419 I'm not an opening act. 108 00:03:54,454 --> 00:03:56,444 You guys open up, do an hour and a half, 109 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,825 - bring Gigi in for two numbers at the end. - (Gigi) Three numbers. 110 00:03:58,826 --> 00:03:59,960 Three. Who's in? 111 00:03:59,994 --> 00:04:01,128 - I'm in. - I'm in. 112 00:04:01,162 --> 00:04:02,254 - I am so in. - I'm in! 113 00:04:02,255 --> 00:04:03,626 - I'm out. - Aw, come on! 114 00:04:03,627 --> 00:04:04,565 - Flash! - No. 115 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:05,865 - Honey. - "Honey"? 116 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,468 Johnny Rock is over. 117 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:09,369 This photo shoot's for who? The Heathens? 118 00:04:09,404 --> 00:04:11,771 No. The Assassins. Why? 119 00:04:11,806 --> 00:04:15,008 Because we kicked ass at Glasslands last week, 120 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:17,143 and the heat came down on Gigi. 121 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:20,346 See these outfits and this gear and these lenses? 122 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:22,381 They're all pointed towards the future. 123 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:23,783 Not the past. 124 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:26,352 We're never doing another gig with you as our lead singer. 125 00:04:26,386 --> 00:04:28,554 They're offering us 175 grand. 126 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:31,390 Doing one more gig with you as our lead singer. 127 00:04:31,425 --> 00:04:34,293 All right, let's get some new shots of Johnny for the posters. 128 00:04:34,328 --> 00:04:35,361 Let's go. 129 00:04:35,395 --> 00:04:37,415 ♪ ♪ 130 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,564 Don't squint. 131 00:04:38,565 --> 00:04:40,546 - It makes your eyes... - What? 132 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,202 (Ira) Make more space on the side of your eyes. 133 00:04:43,237 --> 00:04:45,104 Look strong, like you're looking into the wind, 134 00:04:45,138 --> 00:04:47,006 but you're not scared. 135 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,440 [camera shutter clicks] 136 00:04:48,474 --> 00:04:50,475 Good. 137 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,677 Yeah. Uh... 138 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:53,012 We're gonna have to de-age these. 139 00:04:53,046 --> 00:04:54,404 [exhales] 140 00:04:54,405 --> 00:04:56,015 What? 141 00:04:56,049 --> 00:04:59,018 ♪ Oh, going to Europe ♪ 142 00:04:59,052 --> 00:05:00,952 ♪ And Paris, France ♪ 143 00:05:00,986 --> 00:05:03,255 ♪ To the Eiffel Tower♪ 144 00:05:03,289 --> 00:05:04,789 ♪ And gonna eat some brie there ♪ 145 00:05:04,823 --> 00:05:06,858 ♪ Hey, yow♪ 146 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,260 What you writin', baby? 147 00:05:08,294 --> 00:05:10,695 (Johnny) Well, I'm working on the set list for Belgium, hon. 148 00:05:10,729 --> 00:05:12,130 - Mm. - See, Gige, 149 00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:15,300 when you headline, it's way different than when you just do, like, a showcase 150 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:17,334 - with a few songs. - Yeah? 151 00:05:17,369 --> 00:05:18,903 Yep, when you headline, 152 00:05:18,937 --> 00:05:20,805 when, you know, you're like a star, 153 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:22,506 you got to take the audience 154 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:24,441 on a two-hour roller coaster ride. 155 00:05:24,476 --> 00:05:25,576 Okay, so show me how. 156 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:27,145 - Yeah? - Yep. 157 00:05:27,179 --> 00:05:29,056 Okay, so basically, what you want to do is, you want to come out; 158 00:05:29,057 --> 00:05:30,094 you want to grab their attention. 159 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:31,635 So, boom, hit 'em with a rocker. 160 00:05:31,636 --> 00:05:33,319 And right when they're thinking about that, boom, 161 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,319 hit 'em with another one... Boom, boom, two more. 162 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,121 Now you start to work your way to the mid-tempo stuff. 163 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:39,523 Maybe throw another rocker in there 164 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:40,570 somewhere in the middle. 165 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:42,290 Then you start working your way towards the ballads. 166 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:43,703 You start seducing them. 167 00:05:43,704 --> 00:05:46,830 And once you have them all sucked in, boom. 168 00:05:46,864 --> 00:05:47,964 Hit 'em with another rocker, 169 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:49,300 and then get off stage 170 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:52,235 'cause you always want to leave them wanting more. 171 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,005 - That's the key. - Yeah, and don't puke on them either. 172 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:56,740 Honey, that happened one time 173 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,842 when I had that cheap cognac and the bad blow. 174 00:05:58,876 --> 00:06:01,578 Mm, another no-no. 175 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:02,934 - I don't get it. - What? 176 00:06:02,935 --> 00:06:04,981 No, I just... I... 177 00:06:04,982 --> 00:06:06,461 I thought we were on the same page 178 00:06:06,462 --> 00:06:07,534 with me, you know? 179 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,152 My career with you in the background, 180 00:06:10,187 --> 00:06:11,754 and that no matter what happened, 181 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,988 it was gonna be the three of us. 182 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:14,257 It was gonna be you, me, and Ava, 183 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,645 you know, starting this new life together. 184 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:16,547 - Yes. Right. - That's what we talked about. 185 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:17,807 No, we did. We talked about that. 186 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:20,791 And that... that's totally... You know, that's the plan. 187 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:22,532 And that's totally what we're doing, 188 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:24,233 but this is bigger than us, honey. 189 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:25,951 This... Belgium? I mean, this comes out of the blue. 190 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:28,070 This has got to be some kind of a, you know, like a sign. 191 00:06:28,105 --> 00:06:29,452 I think that's called karma. 192 00:06:29,453 --> 00:06:31,006 Yes, that's what it is, honey. 193 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,209 It's like the Muses want me to 194 00:06:33,243 --> 00:06:36,645 give you a master class in how to be a rock star. 195 00:06:36,679 --> 00:06:38,347 (Ava) We're gonna go to Belgium. 196 00:06:38,381 --> 00:06:39,814 We're gonna get onstage. 197 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,816 Johnny's gonna totally screw things up, 198 00:06:41,851 --> 00:06:44,085 and Gigi's gonna come in to save the day. 199 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,589 Become a big worldwide star. 200 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,525 Yeah. 201 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,598 - Did I say that out loud? - Yeah. 202 00:06:52,599 --> 00:06:54,696 What I meant to say was, 203 00:06:54,731 --> 00:06:55,848 Paris! 204 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:57,235 Whoo! 205 00:06:57,236 --> 00:06:58,770 [laughs] 206 00:07:04,877 --> 00:07:08,260 - Hey. - Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 207 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,929 You know how I get when I get tipsy. 208 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,781 I know. I know. You get honest. 209 00:07:11,782 --> 00:07:14,066 I get realistic. 210 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,851 Okay, but, you know, it's just that, 211 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,470 you know, you've always been my biggest supporter. 212 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,206 Yes, and I'm still your biggest supporter, 213 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,240 so let's prove me wrong, okay? 214 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,830 Let's not self-sabotage. 215 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,394 Let's not cycle ahead of where 216 00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:27,854 - we're supposed to be. - I'm not cycling ahead. 217 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:29,302 - You got to focus, okay? - I'm focused. 218 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,882 - Focus, baby. - I'm totally focused. 219 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:32,117 And then we're gonna go to Belgium. 220 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,077 - We're gonna kill it... - That's what I'm talking about. 221 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,562 One last time and then turn the band over to Gigi. 222 00:07:36,563 --> 00:07:37,532 Honey... [sighs] 223 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,380 I've waited 20 years for you to make it... 224 00:07:39,381 --> 00:07:40,932 Both of us wondering why it wasn't happening 225 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:43,685 and you pointing fingers at Dulli and Grohl and all these... 226 00:07:43,719 --> 00:07:46,129 - Dulli stole my vibe. - Dulli did not steal your vibe. 227 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,901 - Oh, my God. You're gonna deny that now? - Oh, what are you talking about? 228 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,913 You've got two pictures of the man on your wall. 229 00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:52,233 That's photographic evidence that he... [scoffs] 230 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:54,028 I... I just... 231 00:07:54,232 --> 00:07:56,133 Dulli did not steal your vibe, baby. 232 00:07:56,167 --> 00:08:00,022 You hijacked your own vibe out of bitterness and resentment 233 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:02,739 because the world wasn't working the way you thought it was going to. 234 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:06,343 Maybe it wasn't happening because of Gigi. 235 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,774 She is bringing us everything that we ever wanted... 236 00:08:08,775 --> 00:08:10,914 - I know. - A family and a future. 237 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,261 Yes, but you don't think 238 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:15,285 I could carve out a second career in Europe? 239 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:16,740 If I do this right, every summer, 240 00:08:16,741 --> 00:08:18,588 we could go over and do, like, six or seven gigs. 241 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,592 We'd be going to Paris, London, Italy. 242 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,694 Mm... Italy? 243 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,996 Venice, Positano... How cool would that be? 244 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:29,265 And get paid while we're over there. 245 00:08:29,299 --> 00:08:31,267 [scoffs] 246 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:35,371 What? 247 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:37,073 You think you can do this? 248 00:08:37,107 --> 00:08:40,143 I know we can do this. 249 00:08:40,177 --> 00:08:41,610 Okay, then let's do it. 250 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,313 Your voice, my ass. 251 00:08:45,348 --> 00:08:47,082 Let's take Europe by storm. 252 00:08:47,116 --> 00:08:48,884 How do I know you're not lying? 253 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,419 Why would I lie about this? 254 00:08:50,453 --> 00:08:52,087 Because you're sober. 255 00:08:52,121 --> 00:08:53,923 Well, actually I'm still a little hung over. 256 00:08:53,957 --> 00:08:55,975 [giggles] 257 00:08:55,976 --> 00:08:58,160 That's completely true. 258 00:08:58,194 --> 00:09:02,164 I mean, watching your dad onstage, that is a master class. 259 00:09:02,198 --> 00:09:05,434 That guy's got all the tools it takes to be a big star, 260 00:09:05,468 --> 00:09:08,236 except the most important one: priorities. 261 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:09,871 'Cause old Johnny's always been focused 262 00:09:09,905 --> 00:09:11,540 on the trappings of fame, you know, 263 00:09:11,574 --> 00:09:14,008 sex and drugs, limos, ladies. 264 00:09:14,043 --> 00:09:15,643 Yeah, I don't care about any of that. 265 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:17,344 You know, the only thing I'm interested is... 266 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:18,980 Is getting known for, you know, 267 00:09:19,014 --> 00:09:21,649 what I'm good at... My voice, my songs. 268 00:09:21,684 --> 00:09:23,250 I want to be famous, you know, 269 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:25,987 but famous for being good, you know? 270 00:09:26,021 --> 00:09:28,322 And that's exactly what's gonna happen, baby. 271 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:31,258 I'm in this band because I believe in you. 272 00:09:31,293 --> 00:09:33,327 You and me... we can write great songs together. 273 00:09:33,361 --> 00:09:35,770 - No, we can't. I can't write. - Gigi, yes, we can. 274 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:36,897 - Think about it. - Okay. 275 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,832 I write most of the riffs that your dad uses. 276 00:09:38,866 --> 00:09:41,268 Even when he comes up with his own melody lines, 277 00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,204 I'm the one who makes them rock. 278 00:09:43,238 --> 00:09:46,807 We sit down, start jamming every day, 279 00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:48,476 we're gonna come up with something. 280 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:52,112 I bet you got a million great ideas in that gorgeous head of yours. 281 00:09:52,146 --> 00:09:54,147 You know, I do have a few good ideas. 282 00:09:54,181 --> 00:09:56,449 That song we played the other night, 283 00:09:56,484 --> 00:09:58,785 you know, that just came from my dad and I vocalizing, 284 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,887 and I came up with the whole "New York, New York" thing. 285 00:10:00,922 --> 00:10:04,190 See? He's holding you back. 286 00:10:04,225 --> 00:10:06,493 Why are we depending on Johnny? 287 00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:08,561 Listen, I know you love him. 288 00:10:08,596 --> 00:10:10,896 Hey, I love the guy too. He's like a brother to me. 289 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:12,165 But you watch. 290 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:13,666 He's gonna screw this gig up, 291 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,701 'cause he can't get out of his own way, 292 00:10:15,736 --> 00:10:19,439 and I am tired of his problems being our problems. 293 00:10:19,473 --> 00:10:22,207 I'm not in this for the bullshit rock star stuff. 294 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:23,976 I ain't in it for the limos. 295 00:10:24,011 --> 00:10:28,047 I'm in it to make music, great music with you. 296 00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:30,149 Let's cut him loose. 297 00:10:30,183 --> 00:10:32,885 [sighs] 298 00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,187 We'll give him one more chance. 299 00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:39,191 Oh, those eyes could convince me of anything. 300 00:10:39,225 --> 00:10:43,162 (waitress) Would you or your dad like some more coffee? 301 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:45,397 Would you like some more coffee, Dad? 302 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:47,566 [slurps] 303 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,534 (Flash) I dig it, cool. 304 00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:50,702 - Song order's dope. - Where you want my solos? 305 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:52,128 Every song that has an asterisk, 306 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,873 and then you do an extended jam on Animal. 307 00:10:54,907 --> 00:10:56,041 Where is my drum solo? 308 00:10:56,075 --> 00:10:57,849 - What? - 8,000 people, yo, 309 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,210 I toured with the Pogues. 310 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:00,779 8,000 people want two things: 311 00:11:00,813 --> 00:11:02,781 beer and drum solos. 312 00:11:02,815 --> 00:11:06,044 Gaga... 18,000 people: buckets of beer, 313 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,066 not one drum solo. 314 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,939 He gets a drum solo; I want a bass solo. 315 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,776 What is this? 1974? 316 00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:12,623 Nobody's getting solos on anything, okay? 317 00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:15,059 - Jesus Christ, guys. Hey! - (Ira) Hey! 318 00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:17,628 Show sold out in seven hours. 319 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:18,596 - Oh! - Are you kidding me? 320 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,117 - No! - Seven hours! 321 00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:21,579 - Are you kidding me? - Wow. 322 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,669 I got you guys a one-of-a-kind tour bus, 323 00:11:24,703 --> 00:11:26,937 fully rigged out as a nightclub. 324 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,371 - Whoo! - Dude! 325 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:29,705 Okay? First-class flights, okay? 326 00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:30,903 - Yes. - Awesome. 327 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:33,777 Our own floor in a five-star hotel. 328 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:35,345 Wow. 329 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,546 Afghan Whigs only got regular rooms 330 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:37,547 when they did Brussels. 331 00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:38,749 This is awesome, man. 332 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,951 (Ira) Okay, couple last-minute things. 333 00:11:40,985 --> 00:11:43,754 The rider... what do you guys want backstage? 334 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,888 I want the same thing I got with Gaga: 335 00:11:45,923 --> 00:11:48,458 two room-temperature FIJI Waters; 336 00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:51,333 seedless grapes, white; and a little brie. 337 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:52,220 (Rehab) What the hell, dude? 338 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:54,831 You getting ready to play a rock gig or the [...] cello? 339 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:56,399 (Johnny) Yeah, man, we just sold out a goddamn arena. 340 00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:57,767 We got to have a rider that reflects 341 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,336 our newfound rock star status. 342 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,270 (Johnny) I want four bottles of 343 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,440 Asande Grande Elite Vodka by Christophe Cheveux. 344 00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:05,425 What is that? 345 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:07,560 $3,000 a bottle, baby. That's what that is. 346 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,374 Each bottle is individually adorned 347 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:12,298 with diamonds chosen by the famed French jeweler himself. 348 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,350 Okay, very elegant, very tasteful. 349 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:16,518 I'm also gonna need a Batman bong. 350 00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:18,424 (Bam Bam) I want 12 filet mignons, 351 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,257 in a box, like meat doughnuts. 352 00:12:20,258 --> 00:12:21,525 (Rehab) No, it's been done, Bam. 353 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:23,058 Meat Loaf had that on his rider. 354 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:24,207 I think that's how he got his name. 355 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,217 Everything on our rider has to blow away other bands' riders, 356 00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,008 so when they hear about it, it really blows their minds. 357 00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,965 I want 27 peaches. 358 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,467 - Why? - Why not? 359 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,502 Okay, I want a masseuse that looks like Johnny Depp. 360 00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:34,803 (Johnny) That's a great idea. 361 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,017 Lookalike masseuses for everybody. 362 00:12:36,018 --> 00:12:37,739 I want one that looks like Lana Del Rey. 363 00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:38,896 I want Melissa McCarthy... 364 00:12:38,897 --> 00:12:41,009 The actual Melissa McCarthy, the big one. 365 00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,145 (Rehab) Okay, I want these new pills they have in Belgium 366 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,479 that the FDA hasn't yet approved: 367 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,782 Achievium, Accelevate, 368 00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:47,983 and something called Takenderal. 369 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,117 What do they do? 370 00:12:49,152 --> 00:12:50,451 [chuckles] I have no idea. 371 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:51,486 That's part of the fun. 372 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,521 I also want an iguana. 373 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,522 Why? 374 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,023 Because I can. 375 00:12:56,057 --> 00:12:57,659 If he's getting an iguana, I want a snake. 376 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,959 No, dude, snakes eat iguanas. 377 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:00,261 Yeah, circle of life, dude. 378 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,446 Hey, listen, if you're getting a snake, 379 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,410 you got to get a 16-foot-long snake at least, 380 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:06,334 because the backstage rider record for a backstage snake 381 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,451 is 15 feet that Nikki Sixx had on his rider. 382 00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:09,278 - That's right. - This guy is a savant. 383 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,097 You guys, this is ridiculous. 384 00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:12,858 Flash and I talked about this this morning... 385 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,407 Priorities, Dad, okay? 386 00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:17,644 We are being handed a huge, huge opportunity here. 387 00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,046 Instead of focusing on the music, 388 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,666 all you care about is the rock star bullshit side of things. 389 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,188 I mean, really, you want a snake? 390 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:24,618 And what do you want, an iguana? 391 00:13:24,652 --> 00:13:26,953 What's next? A goddamn owl? It's stupid. 392 00:13:26,987 --> 00:13:28,522 Do you know what I want backstage? 393 00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:32,125 I want some lemon tea with honey. Why? 394 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,894 Because I plan on singing my best, okay? 395 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:37,331 Giving the audience what they paid to come and see... 396 00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:41,334 A great and unforgettable live show that leaves them wanting more. 397 00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:44,037 That's what my father told me was the most important thing. 398 00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:49,042 She's absolutely right, guys. 399 00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:54,147 Yeah, she is. 400 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,849 I want an owl. 401 00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:58,417 I want the biggest owl in Belgium backstage, okay? 402 00:13:58,452 --> 00:14:00,152 They have a Belgian Owl brand of whisky there. 403 00:14:00,186 --> 00:14:01,220 - It's 92 proof. - Oh, we got to get that. 404 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,588 I want four bottles of that. 405 00:14:02,622 --> 00:14:04,460 That's a great idea. [laughter] 406 00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:13,834 [rock music] 407 00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:18,271 ♪ ♪ 408 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:21,075 [bubbling] 409 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,749 Yo, babe, 410 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,551 take it easy with that Belgian Blue. 411 00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,520 That's, like, the strongest weed in Europe. 412 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:28,823 You guys think a crown of thorns is too much? 413 00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:30,090 [exhales forcefully] 414 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,658 (Ira) How's everybody doing? 415 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:32,910 (Bam Bam) Did you measure the snake? 416 00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:35,162 - Yeah, it's 16 1/2 feet. - Oh, cool. 417 00:14:35,197 --> 00:14:36,697 (Ira) So Sven, the teleprompter guy, 418 00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:38,665 he wants to know how large you want your lyrics to be. 419 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,151 He says Neil Young used the biggest size 420 00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:41,907 - when he was here. - Neil Young's, like, 90. 421 00:14:41,908 --> 00:14:44,144 - I don't need a teleprompter, okay? - Dad, you never know. 422 00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:46,295 Honey, I know. I know. Listen, guys, 423 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:48,032 I want to tell you guys something. 424 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:59,452 And I don't remember what exactly... hang on. 425 00:14:59,486 --> 00:15:00,800 - Jesus Christ. - All right, all right. 426 00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:02,195 (Ira) No more booze or bong hits. 427 00:15:02,196 --> 00:15:03,519 We got a two-hour show to do here. 428 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,591 Re, any of those pills provide a little pick-me-up, 429 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,559 make your brain focus? 430 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,928 Oh, yeah, I took one of each of 'em. 431 00:15:08,963 --> 00:15:10,963 Right now, you are coming in in 3-D, baby. 432 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,005 (Johnny) Okay, wait a minute. 433 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,979 - I totally remember what I was gonna say. - Okay. 434 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:15,868 [inhales] 435 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:18,212 I want to say, guys, 436 00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:20,221 you know, we're getting a second chance here, 437 00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:21,495 and it's not something 438 00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:24,030 that happens to a lot of people, you know? 439 00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,002 The gods of rock and roll are smiling on us, 440 00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:27,412 and now we have a chance 441 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:29,414 to be what we could have been, 442 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,649 what we should have been, you know, 443 00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:33,051 and what we're gonna be, 444 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:35,220 which is the greatest rock and roll band 445 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,122 on the face of the planet. 446 00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:39,124 And I just want to tell you guys, you know, 447 00:15:39,158 --> 00:15:41,894 it's not just Gigi, you know? 448 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:47,632 I really consider you guys, like, my family, you know? 449 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,534 Been having this... 450 00:15:51,737 --> 00:15:53,920 Who ate one of my peaches? God damn it. 451 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,581 Should have gave me the drum solo. 452 00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,375 - You mother... - No! 453 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,110 - Hey, hey, hey! - We were having a nice moment! 454 00:15:59,144 --> 00:16:00,544 [all shouting] 455 00:16:00,578 --> 00:16:01,853 Everybody, everybody, this is it! This is it! 456 00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:03,089 Got all kinds of food you could have eaten. 457 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,736 - They love drum solos! - Everybody, come on! 458 00:16:04,737 --> 00:16:06,017 - Calm down! - We were having a nice moment! 459 00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:07,256 - Asshole. - This is it! 460 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,476 - Let's go. - Let's go. Let's go. 461 00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:11,389 [dramatic percussion] 462 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:13,986 [muffled cheers and applause] 463 00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:15,387 (male announcer) And welcome... 464 00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:17,556 The Heathens! 465 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:21,193 [cheers and applause] 466 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:24,028 [lively rock music] 467 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:28,166 ♪ ♪ 468 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:29,301 ♪ Uh ♪ 469 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:32,804 ♪ ♪ 470 00:16:32,838 --> 00:16:35,172 ♪ Let go of my soul ♪ 471 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,041 That's why I love this guy. 472 00:16:37,076 --> 00:16:39,644 ♪ Let me up so I can breathe ♪ 473 00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:40,878 Born to be a rock star. 474 00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:42,313 ♪ ♪ 475 00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:46,784 ♪ Got to find some kind of cover ♪ 476 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:49,053 ♪ From this hold you have on me ♪ 477 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:51,322 ♪ ♪ 478 00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:56,193 ♪ I'm gonna get right over you ♪ 479 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,695 ♪ Or I'm gonna die trying ♪ 480 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:01,532 ♪ ♪ 481 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:02,600 ♪ Uh ♪ 482 00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,868 [erratic drum solo] 483 00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:07,771 [cheers and applause] 484 00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:13,944 ♪ ♪ 485 00:17:13,978 --> 00:17:16,412 [music whirring and slowing] 486 00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:19,482 [muffled cheers and applause] 487 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,360 [distorted whooshing] 488 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:34,664 [owl shrieking] 489 00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:36,432 [snake hissing] 490 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,600 Snake! 491 00:17:37,635 --> 00:17:39,068 Snake! 492 00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:41,170 [cheers and applause] 493 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:43,706 ♪ ♪ 494 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:45,274 Who let the animals out of the cages? 495 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:47,009 - What? - The animals are downstairs. 496 00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:48,377 - They are? - Yes. Are you okay? 497 00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:49,611 - No. - You got to go back out there. 498 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,944 - No, I can't go back out there. - You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. 499 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,402 No, no, no. No, I can't do it. 500 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,117 Honey, you... You got to go out there. 501 00:17:55,152 --> 00:18:03,292 ♪ ♪ 502 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:18,306 [drumsticks tapping] 503 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:21,275 [mellow rock music] 504 00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:28,016 ♪ ♪ 505 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:30,351 ♪ I'm gonna drink all night ♪ 506 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:34,555 ♪ Until you fade away ♪ 507 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,390 ♪ Yes, I am ♪ 508 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:38,359 ♪ ♪ 509 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:39,793 ♪ You walk and you talk ♪ 510 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:43,564 ♪ And my pain will all be erased ♪ 511 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,565 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 512 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,404 ♪ Everything you ever said ♪ 513 00:18:56,121 --> 00:18:57,718 Go, driver. Go! 514 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,528 Gigi, what a show! Gigi! 515 00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:01,838 (Flash) Hey, what's your problem, Johnny? 516 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:04,057 Bam Bam, man, with your stupid goddamn drum solo, 517 00:19:04,091 --> 00:19:05,230 that's what really threw me off. 518 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,928 They loved the drum solo, asshole. 519 00:19:07,962 --> 00:19:10,091 Chick in the front row showed me her tits at the end of it. 520 00:19:10,092 --> 00:19:13,546 (Gigi) Yeah, while you were onstage doing your stupid little invisible snake dance... 521 00:19:13,547 --> 00:19:16,703 That's because the pills that Rehab gave me made me hallucinate. 522 00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:17,772 [laughs] I know. 523 00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:21,134 Okay, no more unapproved pills or blue weed. 524 00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:22,776 - That's what did it. - That's right. That's what did it. 525 00:19:22,777 --> 00:19:24,062 - That's what did it, yeah. - I know. It is, baby. 526 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,473 Bullshit. 527 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:27,640 We know what it was. Huh? 528 00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,566 Don't go indulging this guy's 529 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:30,989 - goddamn victim complex. - Get real. 530 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,919 I told you he was out to get me. It's unbelievable. 531 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,669 (Flash) Hey, this was the last gig for The Heathens, okay? 532 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:38,677 So I hope you enjoyed your final onstage meltdown. 533 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,763 Heathens' last gig forever. 534 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,885 First gig for The Assassins! 535 00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:44,046 You're gone, 536 00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,207 and you are off Team Assassin, my friend. 537 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:47,755 You're not taking us down with you. 538 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:48,797 What? 539 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:50,535 We've been making new plans for the band. 540 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,367 (Ira) What should have happened in 1992, 541 00:19:53,368 --> 00:19:57,451 what could have happened in '94 and '96 or 2003... 542 00:19:57,452 --> 00:19:58,815 Would have been the same result, 543 00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:01,494 Johnny taking us to the edge of success 544 00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:03,566 and then hitting the self-destruct button. 545 00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,765 Team Assassin can't afford that anymore. 546 00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,657 Hold on. Gigi, 547 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:10,686 do you want your father off... 548 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,321 Team Assassin? 549 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:16,455 I just got a text from our promoters. 550 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,540 They want The Assassins back for another show this fall. 551 00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:21,088 Two shows this fall. 552 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,624 He loved you, Gigi. 553 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,646 All right, they want to know what color T-shirts we want. 554 00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:28,106 They think they can really move a lot of Assassins merchandise. 555 00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,605 - (Ira) Go high, bro. - [hands slap] 556 00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,116 (Flash) [grunts] Gi, tell him he's gone. 557 00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:32,452 Tell him what we talked about. 558 00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:35,967 What did you talk about? Honey? 559 00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:42,572 Dad, you're off Team Assassin... 560 00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:47,161 because you've just been promoted to Team Gigi. 561 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,334 - You're all on Team Gigi. - [laughs] 562 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,057 Dad stays on. You guys keep cowriting. 563 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,793 I work closer with the two of you. 564 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,995 I learn more about the craft and about songwriting, 565 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:56,896 and, Dad, I'm taking you to see a shrink. 566 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:59,348 No, no, honey, I... I'm not... I don't have to... 567 00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,310 (Gigi) Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 568 00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:02,444 We need to solve my dad's psychological problems 569 00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:03,806 so he stops screwing us up. 570 00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:05,367 And you all are coming into the sessions. 571 00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:07,173 - Oh, oh! - I'm not going to a shrink. 572 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,009 Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! 573 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,014 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 574 00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:13,269 This band is so freakin' dysfunctional, 575 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:15,882 it makes Metallica look like the goddamn Jonas Brothers. 576 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,083 Ira, you can tell the promoter we'll be taking the gigs. 577 00:21:18,118 --> 00:21:19,081 Gi, let's go talk about this... 578 00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:21,220 All T-shirts, Ira, and promotional materials 579 00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:23,626 including the marquee will read "Gigi and The Assassins." 580 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:26,392 Okay, now, the next time we come back here, I'm gonna need a couple things. 581 00:21:26,426 --> 00:21:27,726 - You writing this down? - Yep. 582 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,329 Four bottles of Krug Clos d'Ambonnay champagne 583 00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:32,064 in the black gift boxes, 584 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:33,732 six dozen white roses, 585 00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:37,336 and a pair of white bone pearl teardrop earrings from Chopard. 586 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,838 See, honey, it really was karma. 587 00:21:39,872 --> 00:21:41,749 Yeah, I guess it was. 588 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,485 Oh, my Twitter feed is blowing up. 589 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:50,544 - Sync and corrections by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com 590 00:21:50,716 --> 00:21:53,184 (man) ♪ I don't want to get caught ♪ 591 00:21:53,218 --> 00:21:55,787 ♪ I don't want to get involved ♪ 592 00:21:55,821 --> 00:22:00,025 ♪ I don't want to keep running to another scene ♪ 593 00:22:00,059 --> 00:22:02,626 ♪ Had it coming ♪ 594 00:22:02,661 --> 00:22:05,062 ♪ Had it coming ♪ 595 00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:07,397 ♪ I had it coming ♪ 596 00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:08,751 ♪ I had it... ♪ 597 00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:18,809 (bells) ♪ Dramatic ♪ 598 00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:21,178 Announcer: You're watching FX. 599 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,626 (movie playing over speakers) 600 00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:39,996 Wow. Mmm. 601 00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:40,997 (turns off movie) 602 00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:42,098 All right, time for bed. 603 00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:43,733 Good night. 604 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,568 Give me a hug. (sighs) 605 00:22:45,603 --> 00:22:47,003 I love you. 606 00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,673 LINA: Hey, what about me? 607 00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:51,874 Did you see that? 608 00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:53,309 RUSS: What? 609 00:22:53,343 --> 00:22:55,311 You get a huge hug, and I get bitch face. 610 00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:57,313 I think that's her regular face. 611 00:22:57,347 --> 00:22:59,448 Yeah, when she hates something. 612 00:22:59,483 --> 00:23:01,283 Come on, she doesn't hate you, 613 00:23:01,318 --> 00:23:04,620 and, really, you can't be mad at her for bitch face. 614 00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:05,687 Why not? 615 00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:07,055 'Cause she got it from you. 616 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,491 What?! 617 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:09,825 Yeah, sometimes you make bitch face. 618 00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:10,826 I do not. 619 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,227 Yeah, original bitch face. 620 00:23:12,261 --> 00:23:13,862 See? 621 00:23:13,896 --> 00:23:15,263 There it is. 622 00:23:19,902 --> 00:23:21,837 Hey! 623 00:23:21,871 --> 00:23:22,838 (laughing): Hi. 624 00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:25,040 Hi. 625 00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:26,441 Um, Harper's upstairs... go ahead. 626 00:23:26,475 --> 00:23:28,309 (giggles) Hey, where's my hug? 627 00:23:29,745 --> 00:23:30,711 (sighs) 628 00:23:30,746 --> 00:23:31,646 Bye, honey. 629 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,314 My God. 630 00:23:33,349 --> 00:23:34,449 This age, right, is just 631 00:23:34,483 --> 00:23:35,483 The worst. The best. 632 00:23:36,818 --> 00:23:38,753 Whatever. (laughs) 633 00:23:40,822 --> 00:23:42,790 Um, hey, so listen. 634 00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:47,194 Uh, Ella's been having a tough time with sleepovers. 635 00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:49,130 Crazy anxiety. 636 00:23:49,164 --> 00:23:51,165 She told me... we've been, like, texting about it all day. 637 00:23:52,768 --> 00:23:54,234 You guys text? 638 00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:56,070 Yeah, all the time. 639 00:23:56,104 --> 00:23:57,538 Oh. 640 00:23:57,572 --> 00:23:59,540 Hey, hey. 641 00:23:59,574 --> 00:24:01,375 Look, I don't want you to worry about Ella, okay? 642 00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:02,609 She's gonna be fine. 643 00:24:02,644 --> 00:24:05,045 Okay, thank you. 644 00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:09,216 RUSS: What about this one? 645 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,218 That one's too funeral. 646 00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:13,220 Come on, that's an impressive look. 647 00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:14,621 Thanks. Thank you, George. 648 00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:16,622 Sorry. 649 00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:19,625 (huffs) I don't see why I need to impress anyone. 650 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,628 Dude, it's your first day back since you went to rehab. 651 00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:24,630 At my firm. 652 00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:26,532 Marcus and the other partners should be Ugh. 653 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,967 Trying to impress me. 654 00:24:28,002 --> 00:24:29,335 Oh, my God, what did we talk about? 655 00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:32,738 Ugh, I'm so sick of this apology tour. 656 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,840 I know, but look... it's almost over, right? 657 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,343 Okay? Just make peace with Marcus, 658 00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:39,378 and then you just get back to work. 659 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,748 You're right. 660 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:46,552 I just need to focus on the positives in my life right now. 661 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:47,953 Yeah. 662 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:48,954 Like Abby. 663 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,789 Totally. 664 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,791 She might be the one. 665 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,259 To marry? 666 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,095 No. 667 00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:58,230 The one to break my celibacy with. 668 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,866 Are you still not doing it? 669 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,568 There are a lot of ways to do it without doing it. 670 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,803 The butt. 671 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,070 Come on, man. 672 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,240 Respect my celibacy. Sorry. 673 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,907 I honestly thought anal was okay. 674 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:10,908 Oh, look at this. 675 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,310 This looks great. 676 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,746 This is it, huh? 677 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,147 Yeah, this is it. Okay. 678 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,616 Here, hold that. 679 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,687 RUSS: Yeah, I like that one. 680 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,826 Marcus, I'm so sorry 681 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,462 I made you so rich. 682 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,466 Do you want to go back to work or not? 683 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:38,802 I just want to be normal again. 684 00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:40,103 That's it. 685 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,614 Marcus is ready to see you. 686 00:25:56,954 --> 00:25:58,922 Dennis, Dennis. 687 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:00,957 Is this suit weird? 688 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,197 Will you just come to bed? 689 00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:09,132 Uh-uh, the second I put my pajamas on, 690 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,533 she's gonna call and make one of us pick her up. 691 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:11,734 I know it. (scoffs) 692 00:26:11,769 --> 00:26:12,735 Why haven't we heard from her? 693 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:14,304 Because she's fine. 694 00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:15,705 She might be dead. 695 00:26:15,739 --> 00:26:17,139 Just take off your clothes already. 696 00:26:17,174 --> 00:26:19,041 No, it's bad luck. 697 00:26:19,075 --> 00:26:19,208 (sighs) 698 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:26,549 BROB BY 699 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:33,388 IF I DO WIN, AND I'M LEADING BY QUITE A BIT, THAT'S WHAT I WANT