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I blame myself. It's all my fault.

2
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You know, I'm your father;
I have been doing this

3
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for 2 1/2 decades; I
should've known better.

4
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But here's the good news.
We almost sold our souls.

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But at the last second,
we snatched them back.

6
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No, it's all my fault.

7
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I made the decision. I
knew I was selling out.

8
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But it was just... Oh, it was so seductive.

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- Mm.
- The money and the attention.

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Guys, no, no, no.

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This was definitely not your fault.

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It was all me.

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I had my head in the clouds.

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I... I got to take all
the blame on this one.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I am?

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You're way older than me,

18
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and you've already been
through this whole fame game

19
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with your, oh, so precious Gaga.

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You should've been looking out for me.

21
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I was looking out for you.

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No, you were looking out
for my tits and ass

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in that barely there,
see-through bathing suit.

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Wait a minute. What about him?

25
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- He was drunk and high.
- Yes, I was.

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And yet he still managed
to bring me to my senses.

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I can't believe you're gonna
blame this whole thing on me.

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Oh, well, believe it.
You were my boyfriend.

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You should've had my
best interests at heart.

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- "Were"?
- Mm, we need a new plan.

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Yes, we do. You know what we need?

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Go back to the songs. Great goddamn songs.

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Songs that are gonna last for 25 years.

34
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We lost our vibe. Now
we're gonna get it back.

35
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My dad is right.

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Sorry, Flash.

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[stammers]

38
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Did she just break up with me?

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Ah...

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[hard rock music]

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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪

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♪ All right ♪

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♪ All right ♪

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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪

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♪ Anonymous ♪

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♪ No, no ♪

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♪ No, no ♪

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♪ No, no ♪

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Sync and corrections by peterbrito
www.addic7ed.com

50
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You know, when you get to that part, so...

51
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Then down to the C minor.

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Yes, exactly right.

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(Ava) [groans]

54
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Well, that blew.

55
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I just returned all the
outfits and clothes and stuff

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that we bought on the
record company's dime.

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Are we absolutely certain

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that we are not selling our souls?

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Because those Brian Atwood
Gladiator Adelaides...

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I was pretty close to sucking off Satan.

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Gigi just broke up with me.

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Oh, you want to win her back?

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You better suck up, cowboy.

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Show some boyfriend bravado.

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You pussed out when she needed you most.

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Yes, you did.

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You thought about what you wanted

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and not what she needed.

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[rock music playing as ringtone]

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♪ ♪

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Hey, that's weird.

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Why is... why is Greg Dulli
singing in my apartment?

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Greg Dulli is singing in my apartment.

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That's my ringtone for him.

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Hello?

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Hi. [Laughing]

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Yeah, no. I got the flowers.

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They're great.

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I can talk now.

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[laughing] No.

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(Ava) She is taking control of her destiny.

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I hooked her up with Dulli,

83
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who is hooking her up with his favorite

84
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alt rock studio guru.

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That's bullshit.

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That's not happening on my watch, honey...

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Sit down and shut the fuck up, Johnny Rock.

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What she has to say

89
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makes a hell of a lot of sense.

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Hey, how do you go and talk to Greg Dulli,

91
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my sworn mortal enemy, behind my back

92
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without talking to me about it...

93
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I don't need to talk to
you about Greg Dulli.

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You have been talking
at me about Greg Dulli

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for the past three months.

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I took the reins, and I made a move.

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Did you not just say five minutes ago,

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"We need to get back to
doing what we do best,

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"writing critically acclaimed songs,

100
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- not songs that are great now"...
- I did say that. Yes, I did say that.

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"But that'll stay great in 25 years."

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- Exactly. That's what I said.
- You did?

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Okay, well, this guy is gonna come in.

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He is great. He heard our music.

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He thinks it's wonderful.

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He's gonna fly in from
LA a day from tomorrow.

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Awesome idea.

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Stop thinking about yourself for once.

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Think of Gigi for a change.

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What does this guy do?

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What is he? Like, a producer or...

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He's a vibe advisor.

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- That's his title?
- Yes, it is.

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Okay, that's not, like, some typical

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LA douchebaggery right there.

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I want you to pick up on the vibe

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that I am giving off right now, Dad.

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Do you feel it?

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Yeah, I'm feeling it.

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Good. Call Bam Bam and Rehab.

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Get them back in the band.

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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One rhythm section coming up!

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What a dumb-ass.

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[feedback screeches]

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[plastic suits creaking]

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Can they take the helmets off?

128
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They'll take the helmets off
once a deal is in place.

129
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You got to be shitting me, right?

130
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Anger and rage have no place
at the negotiation table.

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That's great coming from you.
You know, what are you even doing

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sitting on their side of the table, okay?

133
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Because when we kicked
them out of the band,

134
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you were on this side of the table.

135
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It's called forgiveness, John.

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All of a sudden, you're
Don fucking Henley over there?

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You know what? You're
just a money-grubbing,

138
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greedy little whore, which is the way

139
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you've always been and... guys, hey...

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(Flash) Hey, hey, guys, please, sit down.

141
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Let's just try to work this out

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in a calm and mature fashion.

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- Okay.
- See?

144
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Now, that's a far more amenable tone.

145
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That's why we're here, to make amends.

146
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We're also here to apologize

147
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for making such a grievous mistake.

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- Grievous?
- We want you back in the band.

149
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Vietnam was a grievous mistake, okay?

150
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We want to listen to
anything you have to say.

151
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Kurt Cobain marrying Courtney Love,

152
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that was a grievous mistake, all right?

153
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- I don't think...
- John...

154
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John, do you want the band
back together or not?

155
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We want you back in the band.

156
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We need you back in the band.

157
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We miss you, okay?

158
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And we miss your contribution.

159
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See? Now, was that so hard?

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- It wasn't. You're right.
- See? Lesson learned.

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Oh, shit. Thank God.

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(Bam Bam) I was suffocating in here.

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I think I need a bigger helmet, Rehab.

164
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Or a smaller fucking head, right?

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[chuckles]

166
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No, no, guys, I was just joking.

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Guys, I'm sorry, okay?

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Great.

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I just want to say that
your head does look...

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I mean, it looks swollen inside the thing.

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No, no, that's just a medical observation.

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That's all. I'm sorry.

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No more of those, all right?

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We're good?

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Not so fast.

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We got a list.

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Of what?

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[grunts]

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- Demands.
- What?

180
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Oh, okay.

181
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They want their own app.

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- An app?
- What kind of app?

183
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That's not "app." That's "apt."

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- That's two Ps right there.
- That's a T.

185
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(Ira) Your handwriting sucks.

186
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It's 'cause this is such
a small piece of paper.

187
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Well, you know what? Get the notebook.

188
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The notebook doesn't fit
inside my racing suit.

189
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(Rehab) I told you that earlier.

190
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Wait, you guys want an apartment?

191
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And a... suppository.

192
00:06:06,873 --> 00:06:08,700
- What?
- It says security deposit.

193
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"Security deposit" is two words.

194
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We're gonna move into our
own apartment, okay?

195
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And you guys are gonna pay
the first and the last month's rent,

196
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and that's the end of it.

197
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Now, I want an app.

198
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I mean, we should get a
beast-core app, right?

199
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Well, then we'd be getting rid

200
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- of the apartment, which is my whole plan.
- No, no, no, we keep the apartment,

201
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add in the app, right?

202
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We're not getting you an app or an apt.

203
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Let's cut to the chase here.

204
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There is no negotiation

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because you guys are
coming back into the band

206
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because you don't really
have any other choice.

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Uh-huh, hey, for your
information Johnny Rock,

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not only do we have a choice;

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we got multiple choices.

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- Oh, really?
- Yes.

211
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Oh, let me hear them.

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We got offers left, right,

213
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and center, my friend, to DJ, and...

214
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That's true.

215
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We want the rights to What's My Name.

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For what?

217
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Because we have a EDM version

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that's attracting some attention
from a perfume company.

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No. No way. It's not happening.

220
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What do you mean? John, wait, relax.

221
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Who's negotiating that deal?

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Moi.

223
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What?

224
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You know, on second thought,

225
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Gigi's not gonna mind losing that song.

226
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It just brings up bad memories of Sex Bomb.

227
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- You guys can have that tune.
- Yep.

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- So helmets off?
- Helmets off.

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Helmets off, all right.

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- Dude.
- God, that hurts.

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Bro.

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I'm glad to be back.

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Guys, ah, it's not coming off.

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My helmet's not coming off. It's stuck.

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- Oh, yeah, dude...
- You okay?

236
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- Tap his head on the table.
- Why?

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No, it's like a pickle jar.

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A couple taps, it loosens it right up.

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- I don't know.
- Yeah.

240
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I'm not a... I'm a human being!

241
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On three. On three. One...

242
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are we
gonna do it on three,

243
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or are you gonna count
to three and then do it?

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Yeah, we're gonna say "three" and then tap.

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- One, two, three.
- And then tap.

246
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Well, then, it's actually four.

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- All right.
- That's four.

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- One, two, three.
- Oh, my...

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(Johnny) Hey.

250
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Guess who just got Bam and Rehab

251
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back into the band.

252
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Ira?

253
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No, not Ira, honey. Me. I did it.

254
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I got them back in.

255
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Oh, what'd you promise them?

256
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I promised them some
bullshit publishing rights.

257
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They have a stupid EDM
version of What's My Name

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that nobody on earth is
ever actually gonna hear.

259
00:08:02,963 --> 00:08:04,900
- Nicely done, Dad.
- Yes.

260
00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,303
Your wish is my command, baby.

261
00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:09,310
So anything else you
want, just let me know.

262
00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:11,281
Lose the snakeskin pants.

263
00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,287
They're not snakeskin; they're iguana.

264
00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:17,360
Oh, well, then keep them.
That's totally different.

265
00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:18,663
[elevator bell dings]

266
00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,333
Johnny and I wrote a new song, all right?

267
00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,203
I arranged the whole thing by myself.

268
00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:24,208
I laid down a demo where
I played all the parts.

269
00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:25,912
So just play along with the track.

270
00:08:25,913 --> 00:08:27,315
Play what I played, all right?

271
00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:28,985
And when this new guy shows up tomorrow,

272
00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,388
let's look cool, okay?

273
00:08:30,389 --> 00:08:33,061
No old T-shirts, sneakers, half-assed shit.

274
00:08:33,062 --> 00:08:34,330
Wear rock-and-roll threads

275
00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:36,100
like a big city gig time, all right?

276
00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,205
You got one chance to
make a first impression.

277
00:08:38,206 --> 00:08:40,643
- Whatever.
- Who died and left you Yoko?

278
00:08:40,644 --> 00:08:42,213
I'm not being Yoko.

279
00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:43,683
If I'm being anybody, I'm being Paul

280
00:08:43,684 --> 00:08:45,420
'cause I got lots of marketing ideas,

281
00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:47,157
and I play every instrument in the band.

282
00:08:47,158 --> 00:08:49,061
I'm showing some leadership
qualities, love.

283
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,431
So you're Paul McCartney?

284
00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,034
Which makes me John Lennon.

285
00:08:52,035 --> 00:08:53,704
Lots of talent, no marketing ideas.

286
00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:55,208
(Ava) No, no, no, that makes me Yoko,

287
00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:56,377
and that ain't happening.

288
00:08:56,378 --> 00:08:57,646
Well, I'm not gonna be Linda.

289
00:08:57,647 --> 00:08:59,016
I can actually sing.

290
00:08:59,017 --> 00:09:00,452
I'm definitely not being Ringo.

291
00:09:00,453 --> 00:09:01,454
There's nothing wrong with being Ringo.

292
00:09:01,455 --> 00:09:02,200
Says George.

293
00:09:02,201 --> 00:09:04,294
You get to be tall, dark, and handsome.

294
00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:06,432
I'm a mindless, happy midget on a riser

295
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:08,036
doing a monkey-ass backbeat.

296
00:09:08,037 --> 00:09:10,073
Fuck The Beatles. Let's be The Who.

297
00:09:10,074 --> 00:09:11,208
No, we're not being The Who.

298
00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:12,578
The best drummer and bass player

299
00:09:12,579 --> 00:09:14,349
in rock and roll history, Hab.

300
00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,719
Both of them die of a drug overdose.

301
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,723
You choke on your own puke.

302
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,762
Ringo it is. I'll be Ringo.

303
00:09:20,763 --> 00:09:24,303
(man over radio) Why not
just be The Assassins?

304
00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:28,304
What's up, amigos? J.P.

305
00:09:30,217 --> 00:09:31,753
- Hey.
- Johnny boy.

306
00:09:31,754 --> 00:09:33,590
I was just checking out
your board in there.

307
00:09:33,591 --> 00:09:36,362
I didn't want to interrupt
your cute little argument.

308
00:09:36,363 --> 00:09:38,634
- Ava, how are you?
- Fine.

309
00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,373
Flash, you sexy beast.

310
00:09:41,374 --> 00:09:46,533
Bam, Rehab, Gigi, what's up?

311
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,090
No... nothing. Nothing, so...

312
00:09:49,091 --> 00:09:50,594
No? I dig your voice.

313
00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:51,729
I got to tell you.

314
00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,266
Thank you.

315
00:09:53,267 --> 00:09:55,237
You're a day early.

316
00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:58,544
Oh, I like the element of surprise.

317
00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:02,545
Check out the animal in its
natural, unprepared state.

318
00:10:08,766 --> 00:10:10,235
Yeah, a lot of bad vibes

319
00:10:10,236 --> 00:10:12,541
going back and forth here, huh?

320
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,179
Spooky.

321
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,451
(J.P.) Bad vibes are good.

322
00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:22,428
[cymbal crashes]

323
00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:24,299
Oh, yeah.

324
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,469
I like this room.

325
00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:28,841
Dude, you are one of the
most interesting people

326
00:10:28,842 --> 00:10:30,445
I've ever met in my life.

327
00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:33,419
Dude, you are a great fucking drummer.

328
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,421
Thank you, dude.

329
00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:35,620
I dig this band.

330
00:10:35,621 --> 00:10:39,498
Y'all got some crazy negative
vibes going on here.

331
00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:43,506
I mean, you two, you've
been together forever, huh?

332
00:10:43,507 --> 00:10:44,676
Yep.

333
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:48,551
And you two, you just broke up.

334
00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:49,621
Yeah.

335
00:10:51,224 --> 00:10:55,266
You two, holy fuck.

336
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,738
What a shit-hot good mess you guys are.

337
00:10:57,739 --> 00:10:59,808
I'm gonna dig this.

338
00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:00,580
I want that demo.

339
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:02,509
I'll move my gear into here,
plug it into your board.

340
00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:06,188
We are definitely recording in this room.

341
00:11:06,189 --> 00:11:07,938
The animal in situ, you feel me?

342
00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:08,339
Huh?

343
00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,758
- You feel me?
- Yes.

344
00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:12,168
- Archaeology?
- Yes.

345
00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,307
- Anthropology?
- Totally.

346
00:11:14,308 --> 00:11:15,842
- Don't cage it in.
- Right.

347
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,646
That's right. Come on. Let's do something.

348
00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:18,783
I want to hear something.

349
00:11:18,784 --> 00:11:22,123
Fire it up.

350
00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:23,626
Oh, you know the animal in situ?

351
00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:27,401
- I don't.
- What's a situ?

352
00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:28,904
(Rehab) Situ, situ...

353
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,909
[instruments tuning]

354
00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,681
Hey, I don't know what Dulli
and Grohl told you about me,

355
00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:35,618
and I don't know what you
think is gonna go on here

356
00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:37,857
with my band in this room, but
let me tell you something...

357
00:11:37,858 --> 00:11:39,226
[knocking at door]

358
00:11:39,227 --> 00:11:40,228
J.P.?

359
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:41,832
What's up, sweet thing?

360
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:43,602
Which song do you want to do first?

361
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,408
Wow. That's an amazing jacket.

362
00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:48,245
- Yeah, it's good, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

363
00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:50,550
My girlfriend gave it to me
just before we broke up.

364
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,689
Oh, no. A parting gift.

365
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:54,826
(J.P.) You could say that.

366
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,530
We were so wrong for each other,

367
00:11:56,531 --> 00:11:57,766
which is probably why

368
00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,706
I was into it in the first place.

369
00:12:00,707 --> 00:12:03,845
Varvatos?

370
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:07,854
You got a little bit of the
devil in you, don't you?

371
00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:09,725
(Gigi) Um...

372
00:12:09,726 --> 00:12:11,195
Why did I come in here?

373
00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,567
- The song.
- Yeah.

374
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:14,736
The first song.

375
00:12:14,737 --> 00:12:17,275
Yeah, what do you want to do?

376
00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,279
Why don't we feel it out?

377
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,283
Okay, yeah.

378
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:25,284
[stammers] Yeah.

379
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,697
[J.P. chuckles]

380
00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:28,966
What?

381
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,536
I'm sorry. What were you saying?

382
00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:32,942
I was wondering if you
would like an espresso.

383
00:12:32,943 --> 00:12:35,948
[rock music playing]

384
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:39,949
♪ ♪

385
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,831
(Gigi) ♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

386
00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:46,303
♪ ♪

387
00:12:46,304 --> 00:12:48,575
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

388
00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,946
♪ ♪

389
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:52,818
♪ You're gonna find out now ♪

390
00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:53,953
♪ ♪

391
00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:55,724
♪ Oh ♪

392
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:57,961
♪ You're gonna scream it out ♪

393
00:12:57,962 --> 00:13:01,962
♪ ♪

394
00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:06,013
Oh, I wonder what I did with my phone.

395
00:13:06,014 --> 00:13:07,783
Look up J.P.'s ass.

396
00:13:07,784 --> 00:13:09,352
That's where your head's
been the last two days.

397
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,658
Gigi thinks you closed the Bam, Rehab deal?

398
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:13,261
You backstabbing little bitch.

399
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:14,932
Okay, negative vibes, negative vibes.

400
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,836
You know, J.P. loves those.

401
00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:23,403
Hey, what's the deal with Gigi?

402
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:24,573
She's all over that guy.

403
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:25,775
She's got a crush on him.

404
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:27,545
She just had a big crush on me.

405
00:13:27,546 --> 00:13:28,581
She's 21 years old.

406
00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:30,084
What do you expect?

407
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,790
You want some stability
or a guaranteed timeline,

408
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,928
date somebody my age.

409
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,665
Did you tell her about us?
God damn it, Ava.

410
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,068
No. God.

411
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:39,972
And you swore that you
would never say anything

412
00:13:39,973 --> 00:13:41,509
about that again.

413
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,779
[sighs]

414
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,482
I know you're talking to her all the time.

415
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:45,603
That happened 25 years ago.

416
00:13:45,604 --> 00:13:47,607
And it happened in a moment of revenge

417
00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:50,881
and madness for the both of us.

418
00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:53,854
Johnny finds out about that,

419
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,691
it's not gonna be some
small-time thing, okay?

420
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:57,160
It'll break up the band for good.

421
00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:57,929
Like my marriage?

422
00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,769
Oh, God damn it, Flash.

423
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,907
When are you gonna realize
that your marriage

424
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,412
is to Johnny fucking Rock?

425
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:08,451
What is the longest relationship
you've ever had, huh?

426
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:12,727
2 1/2 decades of all this
fucking shit between you two.

427
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,364
Why don't you get your head out of your ass

428
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,536
and stop thinking about
some 21-year-old chick

429
00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:18,907
and start focusing on the
real love of your life?

430
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,644
(Gigi) She's right.

431
00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:22,717
- Hey.
- Hey.

432
00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:30,972
Why isn't anyone talking?

433
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,021
We're talking. Yeah.

434
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,339
Do you want some tea or
espresso or something...

435
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,358
Just rude... somebody comes
into a room and just...

436
00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:35,615
The espresso's really good.
Oh, there's grapes.

437
00:14:35,616 --> 00:14:36,977
You know, you want some grapes?

438
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,826
- I got to go.
- Please, don't.

439
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:46,367
See you.

440
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,602
Flash,

441
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,874
you need to stop telling J.P. what to do.

442
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,978
I thought you wanted me
to be more of a leader,

443
00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:54,684
but you're in there, giggling
away with Vinnie Vibrations,

444
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,521
and I don't know... what's going on?

445
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,926
You know, Flash, if you want
your love life to make sense,

446
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:02,035
you really should date someone
your own age, like Ava.

447
00:15:05,442 --> 00:15:07,246
Why did you say that like that?

448
00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:13,426
Why'd you say why'd I say
that like that like that?

449
00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:15,630
Wait.

450
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:17,767
What's going on?

451
00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:19,504
Nothing.

452
00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,943
I said, "Why'd you say
that like that" like that

453
00:15:21,944 --> 00:15:23,781
because there's nothing going on.

454
00:15:33,028 --> 00:15:35,071
Oh, fuck... why don't you
date somebody like Ava?

455
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,674
Why'd you say it like that?

456
00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:38,946
(Flash over radio) Why did you say...
[groans]

457
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,516
- Hey.
- Hey, man.

458
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,169
Do me a favor and knock when
you come in, all right?

459
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:42,814
Okay.

460
00:15:42,815 --> 00:15:45,526
That new song you and Flash wrote,
that's the one I want to record.

461
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:46,961
- Complicated?
- Yeah.

462
00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:50,337
- Why that one?
- Because it's a total bummer.

463
00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:52,709
Which is good, right?

464
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,312
In the worst possible way.

465
00:15:54,313 --> 00:15:55,581
Let me see your eyes.

466
00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:57,820
Take off those glasses.

467
00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:59,857
Yeah, baby. Give me the Pepsi.

468
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,363
Get me some more mustard
on that, would you?

469
00:16:02,364 --> 00:16:03,465
Thanks.

470
00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:04,868
Remember, knock.

471
00:16:04,869 --> 00:16:06,872
Yep, okay.

472
00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:10,873
[playing electric guitar solo]

473
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:15,659
Gigi so knows about you and Ava.

474
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,712
Johnny thinks your weight's
making you a weak link.

475
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,463
You are so beautiful.

476
00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:36,503
Gigi knows about you and Flash.

477
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,745
Johnny thinks you're a better bass player

478
00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:43,085
than Entwistle ever was.

479
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,635
Your dad wrote this song

480
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,640
about your feelings toward him.

481
00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:56,011
Flash wrote it with you in mind.

482
00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:59,519
And also I'm pretty sure
Flash slept with Ava.

483
00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:08,003
[playing electric guitar melody]

484
00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:12,004
♪ ♪

485
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,996
[solemn piano music]

486
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,997
♪ ♪

487
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:35,521
♪ It's complicated in a million ways ♪

488
00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:41,935
♪ Complicated by a thousand days ♪

489
00:17:45,051 --> 00:17:49,051
♪ Complicated like a hurricane ♪

490
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,935
(both) ♪ Blowing through ♪

491
00:17:53,936 --> 00:17:57,209
♪ Me and you ♪

492
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,714
♪ ♪

493
00:17:59,715 --> 00:18:02,687
[dramatic rock music]

494
00:18:02,688 --> 00:18:06,688
♪ ♪

495
00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:19,015
♪ Separated by a final kiss ♪

496
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:25,629
♪ Left me so broken down like this ♪

497
00:18:28,477 --> 00:18:32,477
♪ Was a time when you could not resist ♪

498
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:40,157
(both) ♪ Anything, anything ♪

499
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,107
♪ ♪

500
00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:46,581
(Gigi) ♪ Well, I could simplify ♪

501
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:52,594
♪ My expectations ♪

502
00:18:52,595 --> 00:18:56,570
♪ ♪

503
00:18:56,571 --> 00:18:59,843
♪ But I'm so mystified ♪

504
00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:05,293
♪ By the situation ♪

505
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:10,065
♪ ♪

506
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,936
♪ If I love you truly ♪

507
00:19:11,937 --> 00:19:15,310
♪ Madly, deeply, tell me, baby ♪

508
00:19:15,311 --> 00:19:18,015
♪ Isn't that enough? ♪

509
00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:20,754
♪ ♪

510
00:19:20,755 --> 00:19:24,710
♪ Oh, oh, I wore my heart ♪

511
00:19:24,711 --> 00:19:26,567
♪ Right on my sleeve ♪

512
00:19:26,568 --> 00:19:34,952
♪ And in the end, you only tore it off ♪

513
00:19:34,953 --> 00:19:36,221
♪ Yeah! ♪

514
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,960
♪ It's complicated ♪

515
00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:42,969
♪ Like a photograph ♪

516
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,575
♪ And it knocks me down ♪

517
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:49,817
♪ And wants to drag me back ♪

518
00:19:49,818 --> 00:19:52,088
♪ When things were simple ♪

519
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:55,964
♪ Do you remember that? ♪

520
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:59,237
♪ Me and you... ♪

521
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:03,079
(both) ♪ Tried and true ♪

522
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,320
♪ ♪

523
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:10,929
(both) ♪ Complicated ♪

524
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,067
(Gigi) ♪ Yeah, it's so... ♪

525
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:17,068
(both) ♪ Complicated ♪

526
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,748
(Gigi) ♪ Boy, it's so... ♪

527
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,389
(both) ♪ Complicated ♪

528
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,728
♪ ♪

529
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:29,736
♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪

530
00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:33,143
♪ ♪

531
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,646
- Wow.
- Yeah.

532
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,749
(Rehab) Nice!

533
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,153
- I like that.
- So great.

534
00:20:41,193 --> 00:20:42,194
- Right?
- Yeah.

535
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,831
- Hey, guys.
- Yeah?

536
00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:46,928
- I just heard from J.P.
- And?

537
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:49,935
He said that Sub Pop loved Complicated,

538
00:20:49,936 --> 00:20:51,900
and they're thinking of
giving us a small advance

539
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,137
so we can record two more songs.

540
00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:54,326
- What did I tell you?
- Awesome.

541
00:20:54,327 --> 00:20:55,580
- What did I say?
- Yeah, but now,

542
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:56,899
they're backing off that plan because,

543
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,689
last night, J.P.'s boss
was watching an NBA game,

544
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,727
and he heard my voice
singing on a commercial.

545
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,695
Perfume commercial?

546
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,065
Watch.

547
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,036
(Gigi) ♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

548
00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:08,040
[cheerful pop music playing]

549
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,345
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

550
00:21:10,346 --> 00:21:12,349
(female narrator) Your
name will be confident.

551
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:14,086
Your day will be on the go,

552
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,958
any day, every day,

553
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,795
with new Refresh, Spring Scent,

554
00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:19,866
Glo 'n' Go feminine perfume.

555
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:22,919
No odor, no itch.

556
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,779
Any day, anywhere, anytime.

557
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,783
Refresh, Spring Scent, Glo 'n' Go.

558
00:21:27,784 --> 00:21:30,321
You're gonna want to know that name.

559
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,992
♪ ♪

560
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,896
(Gigi) ♪ You're gonna scream it out ♪

561
00:21:33,897 --> 00:21:35,900
J.P. said, "The rock vibe may be a river,

562
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,071
"but it doesn't run through
crappy national commercials

563
00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:39,375
about smelly vagina sprays."

564
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:41,312
And itching. Don't forget the itching.

565
00:21:41,313 --> 00:21:43,349
You closed the deal on that song

566
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:46,322
with Bam and Rehab, didn't you, Johnny?

567
00:21:46,323 --> 00:21:48,059
Yes, I did.

568
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:51,633
Dad, I need to see you
in the hallway now. Please.

569
00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:52,837
You know I love you, right, hon?

570
00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:54,172
No, this isn't about love.

571
00:21:54,173 --> 00:21:55,876
This is about women all over North America

572
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:56,872
thinking of my voice

573
00:21:56,873 --> 00:21:58,883
whenever they get a yeast infection.

574
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,920
Hallway.

575
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:02,691
Okay.

576
00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:03,927
[door slams]

577
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:05,230
I want to watch it again.

578
00:22:05,231 --> 00:22:07,151
The really happy one had
a cute pair of shoes on.

579
00:22:07,152 --> 00:22:09,536
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was
my favorite. She was hot.

580
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,188
(Gigi) ♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

581
00:22:11,189 --> 00:22:13,824
♪ ♪

582
00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:15,359
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

583
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,461
♪ ♪

584
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,063
♪ You're gonna find out now ♪

585
00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:21,332
♪ ♪

586
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,801
♪ You're gonna scream it out ♪

587
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,469
♪ ♪

588
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,338
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

589
00:22:27,339 --> 00:22:29,340
♪ ♪

590
00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:32,010
♪ Baby, what's my name? ♪

591
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:38,249
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