1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,963 both: ♪ Stay in this dream tonight ♪ 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:09,093 ♪ There's nobody else tonight ♪ 3 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,262 - I got bagels. 4 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,101 - What happened to that girl? 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,056 What happened to those pants? 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,227 - It's not the pants, honey. It's your ass. 7 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,886 You look good in anything. 8 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,484 - You always say that. 9 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,359 - I say it all the time 'cause it's true. 10 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:25,186 - What are we doing, John? 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,692 - I'm--I'm gonna make some bagels, and-- 12 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,454 - This thing with Micki's got ahold of me. 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,277 I feel like my past is haunting me. 14 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,044 Look at that girl. 15 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,036 [sighs] 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,997 That girl was doing things. 17 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,327 She had her whole life ahead of her. 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,963 She was adventurous and bold, 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,420 and now she's... 20 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,760 living in a rented Brooklyn apartment, 21 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,296 not engaged, not married-- 22 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,180 just standing still. 23 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,223 I think we need a change, John. 24 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,933 - What do you mean? 25 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,893 - I don't know. Something. 26 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,403 - Something like what? 27 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,765 - Something else. 28 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,231 - Okay, honey, honey, listen. 29 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,981 Let's just--let's relax, okay? All right? 30 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:10,454 You know, we got dealt a double mortality blow recently. 31 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,605 You know, first David Bowie-- 32 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,993 that was a big thing for both of us-- 33 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,740 and then Micki, which was huge. 34 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,371 Let's just-- let's not overreact, okay? 35 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,039 I mean, you know, I want you to be happy. 36 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,037 I want us to be happy. 37 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,289 Okay, you know what? 38 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,581 You've asked me this a million times 39 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,674 and I always said no, but do you--do you-- 40 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,050 you want to go to couples counseling? 41 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,166 - I want to have a threesome. 42 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,222 - Oh! 43 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,465 Way better idea. 44 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,086 - That girl used to have threesomes. 45 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,473 We used to have threesomes. 46 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,759 - Yes, we did. You know what would be awesome? 47 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,523 A threesome with a couples counselor. 48 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,305 - [laughs] - That would be, like, amazing. 49 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,189 Hey. - What's up? 50 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,435 - We're gonna have a threesome. 51 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,897 - Okay, but I only got an hour. 52 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:45,976 - [laughs] - Ha-ha. 53 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,271 - Whoever you get, 54 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,694 if you plan on bringing them here, 55 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:49,942 I have an announcement. 56 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,533 It is laundry day, 57 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,408 and there's a serious clean towel shortage. 58 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,025 - You know who'd be good? 59 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,412 That witchy blonde bartender at the Mercury Lounge. 60 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,909 - Oh, yeah, we love her. She's hot. 61 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,910 - Yeah, she's also, like, 20. 62 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,292 If I'm gonna be doing this again, 63 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,749 I don't want to feel bad about myself. 64 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,419 40 or over, smaller tits, bigger ass. 65 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,298 Just remember, if you ever have a threesome, 66 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,335 it's really all about your own self-esteem. 67 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,009 - Sometimes when I listen to you guys talk, 68 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,257 I feel like a nun. 69 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,048 I have done nothing. I don't go out. 70 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,222 I don't party. I don't do drugs. 71 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,139 The one time I almost did blow, 72 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,558 I got so hung up on how much I hated my eyebrows 73 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,307 in the coke mirror that I didn't even do it. 74 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,599 - [chuckles] - Seriously. 75 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,232 I'm in the middle of New York City 76 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,058 in the rock scene, and all I care about is the music. 77 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,074 It's sad; I feel like I'm missing out a little. 78 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,356 - Because you are. 79 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,989 This is gonna sound like some Oprah shit, 80 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,945 but I don't regret the things I did. 81 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,276 I only regret the things I didn't do. 82 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,332 So you got to have a threesome 83 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,786 or a lesbian affair or something. 84 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,617 - Okay, well, I feel like threesome is my best option 85 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,173 just 'cause if I get distracted on my phone, 86 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,626 there's someone there to take over. 87 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,836 - That's a great reason to have a threesome. 88 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,415 [laughter] My God. 89 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,840 Base your sexual experiences on your ADD problem. 90 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,259 - So what do you say, baby? 91 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,677 Want to do it? Want to have a threesome? 92 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,506 - Well, if sex, drugs, and rock and roll 93 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,511 has taught me anything, it's that I'm a one-woman guy. 94 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,934 - Oh! - Oh. 95 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,642 - What he's really trying to say is, 96 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,982 he's a little gun-shy when it comes to threesomes. 97 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,016 You should just tell her the truth. 98 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,149 We're talking about it. 99 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,355 - There's no shame in it, Flash. 100 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,395 - There is a dollop of shame. 101 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,768 - No, it's endearing. 102 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,444 - With a side order of embarrassment. 103 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,702 - Shut up. It was a complication situation. 104 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,275 - When we were teenagers, we picked up 105 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,739 this girl who was the lead singer in some band. 106 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,369 I can't remember the name. She was hot. 107 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,116 And we brought her back to the apartment that we had, 108 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,988 and, um, let's put it this way-- 109 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,664 she was all mine after the first... seven seconds? 110 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,174 - Ten. Ten seconds, man. 111 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,535 - Oh, oh, that's better. 112 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,292 - She was very hot. 113 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,553 I'm retired from group sex, 114 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,795 but if you want me to, 115 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,956 I'll give it one more try. 116 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,884 - Oh, that's very sweet. 117 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,802 But if you can't perform, let's face the facts: 118 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,851 I'm basically having a lesbian fling, right? 119 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,135 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 120 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,428 So let's go get me a lesbian. 121 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,561 - Yee-haw. - That sounded-- 122 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,807 I'm--I'm very excited. 123 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,308 I'm just--I just need coffee. 124 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,686 - ♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪ 125 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,769 ♪ All right ♪ 126 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:52,903 ♪ ♪ 127 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,529 ♪ All right ♪ 128 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,896 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪ 129 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,573 ♪ Anonymous ♪ 130 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,072 ♪ No, no ♪ 131 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,993 ♪ No, no ♪ 132 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,242 ♪ No, no ♪ 133 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,334 ♪ ♪ 134 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,884 - Ooh, Stacia RSVP'd yes. 135 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,417 - Oh, awesome. 136 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,800 - A ménage candidate? - Yeah. 137 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,876 I sent out five Evites so we'd have a pool. 138 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,342 - That is very efficient. - I know. 139 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,592 Don't want to die monogamous, right? 140 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,684 Check her out. 141 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,718 - Yes! - Mm, mm, mm. 142 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,311 - Nice. - Ooh, I like her. 143 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,636 Is she Russian? - Moldovan. 144 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,890 36, divorced, in my aerial yoga class. 145 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,273 Flirts with me after one glass of Pinot Grig'. 146 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,560 A little overweight, so she's perfect! 147 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,074 - You're very organized. 148 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,565 You have names, ages, multiple photos of each girl. 149 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,858 - Honey, any answer from Pam Stone? 150 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,071 - Mm, no, not yet. 151 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,570 - You mean Pam from AC/DShe? 152 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,282 - Yeah, she swings both ways. 153 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,952 We're also after the old bass player from Vag Halen. 154 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,540 I used to have a thing for her, 155 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,075 and I'm pretty sure she had a thing for me. 156 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,958 - Aw. Honey, I hate to break it to you, 157 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,035 but I am the main attraction for these women. 158 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,581 You are there for massage purposes 159 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,254 in case someone pulls a hammy. 160 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,212 - Okay, well, I shall massage away. 161 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,343 - [laughs] 162 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,169 Oh, and boom, Pam said yes. 163 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,684 - Yes! - Yes! 164 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,925 She was my first choice. 165 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,507 Oh, so athletic. Mm! 166 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,223 Remind me to stretch before we do her. 167 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,023 - God, it's starting to sound like a spin class. 168 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,426 - Got a girl for you. 169 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,484 - Oh? 170 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,977 - Davina O'Dell. 171 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,858 Goes by Davvy O or some shit, from Philly. 172 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,856 Watch this. 173 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:16,857 [rock music playing] 174 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,358 - [singing indistinctly] 175 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,690 - Huh? - Oh, my God. 176 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,744 - Oh, wow. - Ooh! 177 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,987 - Yeah, that's cool. 178 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,488 ♪ ♪ 179 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,450 - ♪ Can you ever learn ♪ 180 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,371 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 181 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,870 - That's great. That's great. 182 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,921 - That's the way I want you to move onstage. 183 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,575 Hey, you two get it on, 184 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,383 that's gonna be two items off your bucket list: 185 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,747 black lesbian. 186 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,263 - Well, I don't have a bucket list. 187 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,585 I feel like that's an old-person thing. 188 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,589 - No, you got to have a bucket list. 189 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,590 - Do you have a bucket list? 190 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,881 - Yeah, I got a bucket list. 191 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,094 I got a few things left on there. 192 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,394 - Oh, yeah? Is one of them a threesome 193 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,757 where you last longer than seven seconds? 194 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,063 [laughter] 195 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,268 - [humming] 196 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,308 - [scoffs] 197 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,520 Oh, my God. 198 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,980 This girl is so hot, and she has 199 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,690 so much more confidence than I do onstage. 200 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,360 - Little nervous? 201 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,028 - Uh, yeah. What if I'm not her type? 202 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,066 - Honey, you have Elizabeth Taylor's eyes, 203 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,240 Kate Hudson's ass, and Salma Hayek's tits. 204 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,699 You're everybody's type. 205 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,119 - Yeah, well, I look like a chipmunk when I smile. 206 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,488 - [laughs] 207 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,874 So don't smile. 208 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,751 - Yeah, but I have chronic resting bitch face. 209 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,128 - Yeah, it's bitchy. 210 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,875 But once she gets ahold of your body, 211 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,747 she ain't gonna be thinking about your face. 212 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,383 - Okay, but what do I do? 213 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,130 Seriously, look at me. What do I do? 214 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,552 Who makes the first move? 215 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,890 Who makes the second move? 216 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,465 What is the second move? 217 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,809 - Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Come. Sit down. 218 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,426 Okay, look. 219 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,893 Don't worry about the details, okay? 220 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,274 Just roll with it. 221 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,060 Let nature take its course. 222 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,023 You're either gonna be into it, or you're not. 223 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,734 Haven't you ever been curious about girls? 224 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,744 - Yeah? 225 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,735 Yeah, yeah. 226 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,856 No, I have, yeah. 227 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,412 Yeah, I-- Well, you know. 228 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,065 - Mm-hmm, but you never kissed one? 229 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,373 - No, I'm a control freak. 230 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,036 I was too afraid to try anything. 231 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,115 - Relax, okay? 232 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,410 This is going to be fun for you. 233 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,714 Sex with another chick, it is awesome. 234 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:01,248 Two girls together, the sex just goes on and on, 235 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,514 wave after orgasmic wave. 236 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,966 Mm! [clicks tongue] 237 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,336 [inhales sharply] 238 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,393 [sighs] There's no natural ending. 239 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,796 - Well, then how do you know when it's over? 240 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,474 - Eventually somebody gets hungry. 241 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,683 Usually me. 242 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,682 Two hours in, order a pizza. 243 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,944 Very satisfying. 244 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,690 - Did--did you say two hours? 245 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,902 - ♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪ 246 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,914 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 247 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,117 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 248 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,618 ♪ You're a liar ♪ 249 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,921 ♪ All you do is lie ♪ - Wow. 250 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,075 - ♪ Every time you open your mouth ♪ 251 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,134 ♪ ♪ 252 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,707 ♪ 'Cause you're a liar ♪ 253 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,763 - Holy shit, she just clocked you. 254 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:47,838 - [chuckles] 255 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,762 Why did I just wave? 256 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,852 Why is my hand still up? 257 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,137 - ♪ All you do is lie ♪ 258 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,231 ♪ Every time you open your mouth ♪ 259 00:07:57,227 --> 00:08:05,357 ♪ ♪ 260 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,490 - Hi, I'm Davvy. 261 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,608 - Oh, h-- Hey. 262 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,204 I'm--I'm--I'm Gigi. 263 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,949 - Did you wave at me when I winked at you onstage? 264 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,662 - Uh, yes, I-I did. 265 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,252 I waved because I'm the uncoolest person on Earth. 266 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,629 But I should be cooler 'cause I'm actually a singer too. 267 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,036 - Yeah, I've seen you perform. 268 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,384 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 269 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,589 Your voice is incredible. 270 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,838 As are your eyes. 271 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,510 - Oh. Thank you. 272 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,849 - I'm trying this thing where I don't resent people 273 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,675 for being talented or beautiful. 274 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,810 - Mm-hmm. 275 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,976 - And you're both, so... 276 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,225 I'm gonna have to work twice as hard not to hate you. 277 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,107 - No, I'm not even anything. 278 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,435 What you did onstage was just--it was-- 279 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,901 it was amazing. 280 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,240 - Thank you. - Yeah. 281 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,485 - Glad you liked it. 282 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,736 - I did. Liked it. 283 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:52,946 Oh, no, these aren't all mine. 284 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,079 These are for my band. 285 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,325 - Okay. Well, I'm not judging. 286 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,286 I like a girl who makes bad decisions. 287 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,957 [both laugh] 288 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,245 So, um, you hanging, or you got to split? 289 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,630 - Oh, I'm hanging. 290 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,706 I'm gonna hang-- I'm gonna hang out. 291 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,841 - I think you should hang. 292 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,127 - Yes. 293 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,630 - Let me just get changed up. - Sure. 294 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,551 - And we'll grab a drink. - Okay. 295 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,260 - Or 4... or 12. 296 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,890 - Oh, no. I mean-- 297 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,516 - Oh, hey. 298 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,845 You don't bone her, I will. 299 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,480 Sorry, Pam. - No, I'm with you. 300 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,227 Let's ditch Johnny and have a threesome with her. 301 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,858 - I get to watch. - Good luck, honey. 302 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,435 I'll be at home. Call me if you need anything. 303 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,190 - Okay. - I'm so excited for you. 304 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,442 - This is weird. 305 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,283 - Just remember, pizza. 306 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,908 - Yeah, we're a long way from pizza. 307 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,946 [sighs] How do I look? 308 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,198 - Nervous. 309 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,580 Here, take this and relax. 310 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,293 Ah. Better? 311 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,880 Whoa! 312 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,586 - Do you guys know the difference 313 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,666 between your former manager, Ira, 314 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,221 and your present and future manager, moi? 315 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,966 - You're a taller self-hating Jew. 316 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,507 - Ha-ha. That's really funny. 317 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,511 No, I'm not. 318 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,552 I'm the new Jew, okay? 319 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,014 I come with new ideas. 320 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,144 - Go ahead. What do you got? 321 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,680 - Okay, the success 322 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,813 of the hip-hop musical "Hamilton" 323 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,731 has led to an upsurge in people bringing historical 324 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,191 but edgy material to the New York theater scene. 325 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,112 So I did some talking. 326 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,991 I met with some of the more influential friends I have. 327 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,238 I played them a couple songs from "An Gorta Mor," 328 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,122 and they want to bring the show, 329 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,039 with a major Irish actor starring, 330 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:26,458 to the hottest experimental theater venue in the city. 331 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,039 Boom. 332 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:32,884 Brooklyn Opera and Off-Broadway Main Stage. 333 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,722 - Oh, my God, someone gets me. 334 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,587 - Are you interested? - Interested? 335 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,224 I am in! - All right! 336 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,061 - I'm in, baby! - Good! 337 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,386 Right. 338 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,521 - Boom. - Boom, bing-bong-bong. 339 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,848 - Bow-bow-bow. All right. This is awesome. 340 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,234 The producer just wants to sit down 341 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,360 with you guys for a couple minutes. 342 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,936 - I'm out. - Go over-- 343 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,321 What? 344 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,607 - I produce. 345 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,900 I direct. 346 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,283 I-I control everything, man. 347 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,241 We do it my way, 348 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,741 or we don't do it at all. 349 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,162 - Okay, so they're never gonna go for that 350 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,582 because these are actual notable people 351 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,461 that have huge, big-time Broadway credits. 352 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,497 - You hear that? "They." Huh? 353 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,171 - They want to have a conversation 354 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,090 about what parts of "An Gorta Mor" 355 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,548 actually work onstage. 356 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,668 It's a process, man. 357 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,344 - What about my process, Noah? 358 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,892 I've spent eight years of my life, 359 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,216 every dime I've ever had creating a song cycle 360 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,021 about one of the great tragedies of human history. 361 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,266 This is my blood, man, my sweat, 362 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,638 my tears. 363 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,944 - It is 26 songs about potatoes! 364 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,688 - It's 29 songs about pain, oppression, 365 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,691 famine, and suffering. 366 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,903 - 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust! 367 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,864 - Jesus. Wow. 368 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,374 - Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 369 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,485 I don't--um-- 370 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,201 I don't even--okay, uh... 371 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,122 So sometimes when I get really worked up, I say that. 372 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,370 It's kind of like, um-- like a Jewish Tourette's thing. 373 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,832 I'm sorry. 374 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,082 Say what you were saying 375 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,543 about, uh, your pain and blood, man. 376 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,684 [both laughing] 377 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,675 - You have so much confidence onstage, you know? 378 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,137 You're so in the moment. 379 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,177 I'm just-- I wish I had that. 380 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,517 - You hate the way you look, don't you? 381 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,437 - Oh, we're going there right now? 382 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,516 - Yeah. 383 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,980 - Uh... well, yeah. 384 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,521 I do sometimes. Yeah. 385 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,904 - Tell me what you hate. 386 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,281 - Really? - Yeah. 387 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,447 Come on. 388 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,195 We're just two ladies talking. 389 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,367 - [sighs] 390 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,365 Well, my butt is too high. 391 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,658 - Absolutely not. 392 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,291 - No? - It is perfectly placed. 393 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,667 - Um... 394 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,075 my tits are enormous. 395 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,173 - Yeah! 396 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,587 [both laugh] 397 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,415 - Oh, my God, you're relentlessly positive. 398 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,511 - Yup. I'm a queer woman of color. 399 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,717 Every day is a Disney cruise. 400 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,926 - No, that's not what I meant. 401 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,676 - I know. Look. 402 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,598 I'm a woman, okay? 403 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,846 Some days, I wake up, and I hate my hair 404 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,268 and I wish I had a face like yours 405 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,848 and a rich-ass girlfriend so I didn't have 406 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,522 to lift a finger for the rest of my life. 407 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,071 But most days? 408 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:57,525 Most days, I wake up, and I say, 409 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,817 "I am the queen of Pussy Castle, 410 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,410 and I will destroy all my enemies." 411 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,985 - [laughs] - 'Cause that's my motto. 412 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,080 - That's awesome. That's a good motto. 413 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,865 - I'm glad you like it. - I wish I had a motto. 414 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328 - Well, we can-- we can find you a motto. 415 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,538 - Yeah? 416 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,868 - Or at least a nickname of sorts. 417 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,082 - What would my nickname be? 418 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,132 - Um, how about... Bitch Tits? 419 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,377 [both laugh] 420 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,669 Why are you hiding your smile? 421 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,722 - Oh, no! - Yeah, I saw it. 422 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,676 - Oh, because when I smile, I look like a chipmunk. 423 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,347 - Jesus! You are a mess! 424 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,215 - I know! [sighs] 425 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,933 Yeah, but you know what? I-I'm happy. 426 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,603 I thought you were gonna think I was just another 427 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,191 stupid straight girl who had a crush on you. 428 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,226 - I do. 429 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,729 - You do? - Yeah. 430 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,321 - Well, aren't you mad that you're just 431 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,896 kind of like an object of sexual curiosity? 432 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,571 - I mean, yeah, I'm slightly insulted. 433 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,491 - You are? - Yeah. 434 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,989 But, uh, I don't know. 435 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,832 With a body like yours, I can be very forgiving. 436 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,197 - [chuckles] 437 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,794 - I say we get a shit-ton of margaritas 438 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,999 and see where it goes. 439 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:53,999 - Yeah? - BT. 440 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,210 - BT? - BT. 441 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,249 - What is that? 442 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,252 - Bitch Tits. 443 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,423 - Oh, right! 444 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,091 Bitch Tits. I really like that. 445 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,339 - I'm glad. It's your nickname. 446 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,930 - Good. - [laughs] 447 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,585 - I'm an artist. I'm ahead of my time. 448 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,724 I'm out. 449 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,350 You hear me? 450 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,966 I am out. 451 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,603 - Hab, can I say something 452 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,771 as your best and only friend? 453 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,194 You know who you're acting like right now? 454 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,191 - David Bowie? - No. 455 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,073 - Thom Yorke? - No. 456 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,490 - Are you talking about my attitude 457 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,028 or just, like, the timbre of my voice? 458 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,951 - Johnny Rock, asshole. 459 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,659 You're acting like Johnny Rock. 460 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,290 "Ah, screw the world. Screw the industry. 461 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,578 Screw the new Jew." 462 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,132 Sorry. - It's okay. 463 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,915 - "Screw everybody. Everybody's against me." 464 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,510 [whining] 465 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,625 - Noah, tell him. Tell him. - "Genius." 466 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,432 - I don't sound like Johnny Rock, do I? 467 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,295 - Um... 468 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,642 you know, what-- 469 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,557 - Oh, my God. Holy shit. 470 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,555 - Hab, 471 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,716 you're not a genius. 472 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,564 You're a talented bass player, 473 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,019 a visual artist with a great eye and a gifted ear. 474 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,651 And your song cycle's good, 475 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,728 but it's not goddamn Mozart. 476 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,403 Okay, so stop whining 477 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,151 and couching all your fears with this arrogant bullshit. 478 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:09,284 - You want to not sound like Johnny Rock, man? 479 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:13,453 - Do it onstage at the Obies next year 480 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,294 while you're making your acceptance speech 481 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:20,549 as the composer of 2016's best new off-Broadway musical. 482 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,513 - "And the winner is... Rehab." 483 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,642 - Okay, I'm back in. 484 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,348 - All right. I'm gonna set the meeting. 485 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,518 - What do we wear to the Obies? 486 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,596 - You sound like Johnny Rock again. 487 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600 - I have to pick what to wear. 488 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,101 - Just pick a potato sack. 489 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,813 How's that? That sounds good. 490 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,239 - [chuckles] 491 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,497 [soft music playing] 492 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:06,260 ♪ ♪ 493 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,757 - This is my favorite part. 494 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,468 ♪ ♪ 495 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,468 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 496 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,640 both: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 497 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,641 - I love this. 498 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,232 ♪ ♪ 499 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,767 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 500 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:25,071 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 501 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,277 You wrote this. 502 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,317 - I cowrote it. 503 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,490 I produced it myself, though. 504 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,987 - Wow. 505 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:38,289 ♪ ♪ 506 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,789 - You ready to try? 507 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,040 - I just made the first move, didn't I? 508 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,002 - You did. 509 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,001 - By the way, I have no idea 510 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,252 what the second move is. 511 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,883 [both laugh] - Okay, well, relax. 512 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,131 One step at a time, baby. 513 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:57,143 ♪ ♪ 514 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,566 - It's not-- I don't think this is for me. 515 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,910 - Okay. - I'm so sorry. 516 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,315 I just--I was-- in the beginning, 517 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,913 I was thinking about my boyfriend, 518 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,738 and then I got lost in the fact that it was you, 519 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,293 and then I was like, "Oh, my God, this girl 520 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,036 tastes so delicious; she tastes like cotton candy." 521 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,668 Then I was like, "Wait, are you really tasting cotton candy, 522 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,165 "or are you thinking back to fourth grade 523 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,536 "when you used to eat a lot of cotton candy 524 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,922 and it was sort of an obsession for you?" 525 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,419 And then I just got very confused. 526 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,050 I'm so sorry. - No, don't be sorry. 527 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,257 I mean, shit, if that was a confused kiss, 528 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,548 I can't wait to clear things up. 529 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,183 ♪ ♪ 530 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,430 Come here. 531 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,394 Yeah, it's cotton candy lip gloss. 532 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,564 - It's cotton candy lip gloss. I'm an idiot. 533 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,192 - Yeah, you're welcome for that. 534 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,858 I should have gone with something a little more subtle. 535 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,726 Orange Blossom, Indian Summer. 536 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,323 - What do those taste like? 537 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,988 - Well, I'm kind of hoping you're gonna find out 538 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,487 at some point. 539 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,278 Aw, man. 540 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,702 For your first time kissing a girl, 541 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,580 that was pretty amazing. 542 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,198 But for now, why don't we, um-- 543 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,424 why don't we have a drink, call it a night? 544 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,375 I'll take my ass home. 545 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,535 And when you wake up in the morning, 546 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,753 we'll see how you feel. 547 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,842 Okay... Bitch Tits? 548 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,418 [both laugh] 549 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,554 - [moans] - Oh, my God. 550 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,051 [both giggling] 551 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,512 Hey, girls, don't start without me, now. 552 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,393 [both moaning] 553 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,890 - You're awesome. 554 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,902 [both giggling and moaning] 555 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,517 - Oh, Mama, yeah. 556 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,154 - Mm-hmm. 557 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,941 - Mm! 558 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,454 [both giggling and moaning] 559 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,447 Ah. 560 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,908 - [moans] - Mm-hmm. 561 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,537 [both moaning] 562 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,576 - Okay. I'm ready. 563 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,131 Mm. This is awesome. 564 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,785 - [giggles] - Yeah. 565 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,593 [both moaning] 566 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,837 Okay. 567 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,798 All right. 568 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,048 [both moaning] 569 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,510 Oh, Jesus, this is unbelievable. 570 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,101 Oh, yeah. Okay. 571 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,517 Hey, girls, I'm-- I'm ready. 572 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,096 [both moaning] 573 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,101 Oh. 574 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,102 - Oh, yeah. 575 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,363 - Oh, Pam, yeah. 576 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,265 Oh, yeah, Pam. 577 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,733 Oh, yeah. 578 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,193 Ah. Oh, shit. 579 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,704 Oh, yeah. 580 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,735 Aah! 581 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:16,738 - Oh! - What? 582 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,819 - Oh! - Shit. 583 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,953 - What? What? 584 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,529 Oh! - You came in my hair. 585 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,994 - God damn it, Johnny. - Oh, I'm sorry. 586 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,254 I'm sorry. - Jesus, are you kidding me? 587 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,615 What was it, like, five seconds? 588 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,212 - No, no, no, no, it was longer than that. 589 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,377 Let me get you a towel, okay? 590 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,495 - Get out, Johnny. - Honey... 591 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,211 - How much come is in there? 592 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,801 - Did you do some special kind of a move or something? 593 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,166 'Cause that was like-- - I hardly touched you. 594 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,552 - Get out! 595 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,218 - Okay, okay. 596 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,547 You sure you don't want me to get you a towel? 597 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,971 - Baby, I know. 598 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,009 - Kiss me. - I'll make it all better. 599 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,182 - Honey? - I will. 600 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,100 - Oh, Ava. 601 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,019 - God damn it. 602 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,148 Okay, it was longer than it sounded. 603 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,318 Okay? Who you texting? 604 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,817 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, baby. 605 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,241 - Oh. - Uh-huh. 606 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,739 Oh, you like that? - Oh, yeah. 607 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,621 Yeah. - [laughs] 608 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,368 - Yeah, baby. [both laughing] 609 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,621 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 610 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,294 - More wine, girls? 611 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,302 [both moaning and giggling] 612 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,429 [clears throat] 613 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,297 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. 614 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,313 [both moaning] 615 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,268 - Ava! Ava! 616 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,440 - Hey, I think I have to show you something in my bedroom. 617 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,689 - Yeah, I think you do. 618 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,190 - Hey, Dad, 619 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,441 could you get out of here for a little bit, 620 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,903 give us a little privacy? 621 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,282 Maybe leave the apartment or the block? 622 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,569 That would be great. - It's okay. 623 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,122 - Oh, and if you could bring us a pizza 624 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,445 in, like, two hours, that would be ideal. 625 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,741 - All right. 626 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,834 You girls have fun. 627 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,208 [women moaning] 628 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,705 [sighs] 629 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:53,207 - ♪ All night ♪ 630 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,800 ♪ I just can't concentrate ♪ 631 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,877 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ 632 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,144 - One, Mississippi. 633 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,546 Two, Mississippi. 634 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,854 - Enough, okay? 635 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,927 - [laughs] 636 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,483 - ♪ I need to know ♪ 637 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,808 [slow rock music] 638 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:18,283 ♪ Why did you send me a "save the date" ♪ 639 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:24,487 ♪ If you don't want me to go in the first place ♪ 640 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,702 ♪ ♪