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♪ I've been sleeping around ♪
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♪ This hungry town ♪
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♪ Trying to find myself again ♪
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♪ Just trying to find myself
again ♪
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♪ Like I always should ♪
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♪ Like I always should ♪
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♪ Like I always should ♪
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♪ Like I always should ♪
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♪ ♪
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Ava, you're gonna be
a massive cabaret star.
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Let's not get ahead
of ourselves, guys.
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This--this guy could be
total bullshit, honey.
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I mean, he might just be
trying to get laid.
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So it's not my voice,
it's my ass?
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No, I'm--I'm--
that's not what I'm saying.
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He's just worried...
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And jealous.
(laughter)
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No, no, I'm not; I'm just
looking out for my girl.
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This could be big
for you, Ava.
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Oh, man, you're gonna get
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a shitload of attention.
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Yeah, lead singer's
the center of attention.
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Yeah, everybody wants to bang
the lead singer.
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You remember those days,
Johnny.
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-Yes, I do.
-Hey, man,
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lead singers get laid.
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Jagger doesn't have
a sell-by date.
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Mm, sexy till
the day he dies.
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Every girl on earth
wants to do him.
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Hey, if we ever get married,
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I get a "free to (...)
Mick Jagger" card.
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(laughs)
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I want to hump Joe Perry's hair.
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I'm getting a serious
Bonnie Raitt vibe
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from Joe Perry these days.
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Uh, I'm getting some hot
Bonnie Raitt vibes
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from Steven Tyler.
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Would you do Steven Tyler?
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Dude looks like a lesbian
middle-aged lady.
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Plus, think how great he'd be
at picking out scarves.
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I don't know,
I feel like both of those guys
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are one turquoise bracelet away
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from shopping at
Ann Taylor Loft.
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Where they run into
Keith Richards
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in the hair accessories
section.
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Hey, what about
Paul McCartney?
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-No.
-Boo.
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-I call him "Carol."
-Why?
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'Cause he looks like
somebody's grand-aunt.
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-Oh.
-(laughs)
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Hey, I'd like to do
Taylor Swift,
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but just once,
then never call her
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and see if she writes
a song about me.
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Oh, she'll write a song
about you.
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Then she'll pull an Adele
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and she'll write an entire
revenge album about you.
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Yeah, then she would buy
the apartment next to yours
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and leave you
some warm snickerdoodles
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on your front step
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salted with her own lanky tears.
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-Could be a turn-on.
-Good.
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Well, then it's your adorable
funeral, baby.
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♪ Sex and drugs
and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ ♪
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(whispers)
Babe.
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-Hmm?
-You asleep?
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No.
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Am I too young for you?
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Wha--
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No. Why you asking me that?
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You sure you don't wish
you were with somebody
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closer to your own age,
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or somebody with more
experience than me in bed?
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Don't be silly.
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You're perfect for me.
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We're perfect for each other
in or out of bed.
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(whispers)
Good answer.
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What's this?
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It's something
that made me think of you
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and our kissing calamities.
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-Holy shit.
-Do you like it?
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I love it.
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You're my Mick Jagger.
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You're my Ava Gardner.
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You know, Kate Beckinsale
in The Aviator.
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Ah, it's just an old
Scorsese movie.
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Aw.
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I like old movies.
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(sighs)
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-Is it your birthday?
-Nope.
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-Then why'd she give it to you?
-Trying to figure that out.
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-It's got diamonds in it.
-And rubies.
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What do rubies mean
as, like, a gem?
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I googled it.
Commitment.
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-Shit. Really?
-I know.
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God damn it. There's a ton
of goddamn rubies in it.
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FLASH: The whole goddamn
thing's rubies.
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(laughs)
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You--maybe we're
overthinking it.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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You heard that marriage crack
she made yesterday.
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Look at this.
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Remember Phil Tessla?
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Just like Mickey,
he dropped dead last night,
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but not famous enough
to get his name
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to headline his own obituary.
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That's gonna be me, man,
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'cause I'm never gonna be more
famous than I am right now.
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I ain't gettin' any younger.
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She gives me this pin
to step up our relationship
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to the next level.
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So I'm thinking
maybe it's time.
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I mean, what the hell
am I waiting for?
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I'm gonna meet a girl that's
more suited to my tastes
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looks-wise
and age-wise?
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No.
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Well, I mean,
you could troll
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a few local high schools
and colleges.
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Funny.
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I know you think
I'm too old for her.
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You know what? I actually
don't think that anymore.
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Oh, since when?
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Since I evolved.
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I'm changing, okay?
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-Oh, you've evolved?
-Yeah. I'm evolving.
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I mean, have you not noticed
my new threads?
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Yeah, I've noticed that
you're dressing like me.
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I'm not dressing like you,
okay?
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Ava got me these clothes.
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I'm--I'm dressing like this
to make Ava happy.
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Okay, that's what
I'm focusing on, all right?
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You should be focusing
on that too
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because if you put a smile
on Gigi's face,
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that puts a smile
on Ava's face,
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and that makes my life
a hell of a lot easier.
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Oh, okay,
so it is still about you?
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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It's all about you
taking care of Gigi.
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But don't do anything insane
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because this is not the most
famous you're gonna be.
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When she gets famous,
which she will
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because she's beautiful
and talented and ambitious,
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you're gonna get more famous
for being her guitar player,
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and I'm gonna get famous
for being her songwriting dad.
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Okay?
So hold out a little bit longer
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and there'll be, like, a gaggle
of 23-year-old girls
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just dying to buy
whatever you have to sell.
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But not too long, 'cause, you
know, your hair is disappearing.
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Dude, is there something
wrong with you?
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What do you mean?
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How can you talk about
your daughter like that?
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-Like what?
-Like she's a record deal.
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-That's not what I said.
-Oh, yeah, it is.
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And listen, number one, my
hair's not receding that fast.
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Number two, the gray makes it
look a little wispy.
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-Okay.
-Number three,
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Gigi's happiness
is my main concern
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so when we have lunch today
with that cabaret producer,
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see if you can keep "evolving."
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I know how to use a napkin,
asshole.
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You know how
to keep your yap shut
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and let Ava do all the talking?
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Ooh.
I can almost hear
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your DNA imploding
right now.
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My DNA is not--
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this is my (...) you,
Flash face.
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That's what this face is.
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From the first time
I saw The Heathens live,
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I swear to God,
I was a huge fan.
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It was the--
it was the Ritz in '92.
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Man, I thought you guys
were gonna win
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the Best New Artist Grammy
that year
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and the MTV Moonman
and an AMA.
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Shit, I thought you guys were
gonna sweep the whole thing.
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Yeah, no, they broke up
before the nominations came out.
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Who did end up winning
the Grammy that year?
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Marc Cohn.
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With this--this crappy,
little piano ballad
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about Elvis' ghost
or some shit.
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"Walking in Memphis."
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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I won a producing Grammy
that night too,
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so that song has a--it has
a special place in my heart.
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Marc, you know, he ended up
being a one-hit wonder,
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it happens,
but you guys, man,
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I thought you guys
had staying power.
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I always wondered what happened
after you broke up.
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Well, I, you know, wanted
to do something that was more
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purely my own vision.
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So I-I started this band called
The Johnny Rock Show,
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you probably heard about them.
Very highly acclaimed--
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I-I remember
The Johnny Rock show.
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I meant what happened
with you, Ava?
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You had such charisma.
And your eyes--holy shit.
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I could never stop staring at
you when you were on stage.
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I just--I kept waiting for you
to do your own thing.
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-Well, I--
-Well, she was kind of tenta--
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you felt tentative
about stepping out front,
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right, honey?
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No, no.
I wouldn't say tentative.
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I would say more stuck
in the background.
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Yeah, she crushed it
with me last week.
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That's the video
I showed you.
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-Her voice is better than ever.
-I know, right?
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It's even sexier now.
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It's--it's deeper. I--man--
I-I'm in love with your tone.
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Oh, thank you, Brook.
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Let me cut right
to the point here.
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I am bringing cabaret
to Brooklyn.
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I think there's a market here
for upscale, yet edgy live music
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in a theatrical setting.
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Debbie Harry is my opening
weekend headliner.
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The following Wednesday
and Thursday
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would be you, Ava X.
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Me and Debbie Harry?
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-(laughs)
-That's right.
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Think you can handle it?
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-Well, yeah, I think I--
-You know what?
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I-I can handle it.
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I'll--I'll be
your music director.
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I'll pick out the songs.
We'll make the set list.
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Come up with a title
and all that stuff
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that we're gonna need.
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You just worry about singing
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and I'll handle
everything else.
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Except the check.
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We, uh--we have
an old-standing rule:
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Grammy winner
picks up the check.
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-Five-time Grammy winner.
-Sorry?
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You won five Grammys?
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I did. Yeah.
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No, well, six, actually.
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I keep forgetting about
the Michael J. Fox audiobook.
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And those count?
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I don't know.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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(humming indistinctly)
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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I find that coloring
focuses the mind
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on forgiveness.
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(sighs)
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It's peaceful, cleansing.
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Transforms the sin-addled
adult soul
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into that of
an innocent child.
254
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,708
Okay.
255
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,089
The unicorn's mane may be
256
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,245
the most important piece
of the picture.
257
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,424
What color should it be?
258
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,183
Atomic Tangerine
259
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,887
or Unmellow Yellow?
260
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,642
Razzle-dazzle Rose.
261
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:21,643
Right here.
262
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,274
Niece, two nephews.
263
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,321
Yeah, Purple Pizzazz, too busy.
264
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,435
And it's not really purple,
if you ask me.
265
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,862
Purple Pizzazz is hot magenta
266
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,740
on some strange violet mission.
267
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,737
Yeah. Trying to steal
Razzle-dazzle Rose's thunder.
268
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,512
What's your favorite shade
of purple, Mr. Silverstein?
269
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:53,256
Puce.
270
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,849
Puce is a...
271
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,216
very angry color.
272
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,104
Well, it depends on
how you say it.
273
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,811
Puce.
274
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,271
Are you saying when I say it,
I say it angry?
275
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,021
Yes.
276
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,023
Puce.
277
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,234
Puce.
278
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,034
-Puce.
-Puce.
279
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,237
Like me.
Puce.
280
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,907
Puce.
281
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,655
You're kind of only
saying it lower and slower.
282
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,618
Puce.
283
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,078
Puce.
284
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,198
-Puce.
-Puce.
285
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,214
-Puce.
-Puce?
286
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,575
Relax your larynx a little.
287
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,081
Just, like, let it
fly out of you.
288
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,133
You know, puce.
289
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,126
Puce?
290
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,917
Still sounds mad.
291
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,461
-Puce.
-(...) puce!
292
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,054
"Puce" sounds like "puke."
293
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,089
Not even in the (...)
purple family.
294
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,143
It's a little maggot color.
295
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,057
Doesn't have the balls
to be pink.
296
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,015
The courage to be (...) purple.
297
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,425
Puce is a pussy.
298
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,063
"Pussy Puce," that should be
the Crayola name.
299
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,270
There will be no puce
in the show.
300
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,321
(exhales slowly)
301
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,986
Can I ask you a question?
302
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987
Color question?
303
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,988
No, this is a show question.
304
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,120
Uh, do you sing?
305
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,827
Well, I've done some
Shakespeare--13 productions--
306
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,999
and what is Shakespeare,
if not singing?
307
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,038
What is "Hamlet" three times,
if not pure music?
308
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,593
You never heard
my Haagen-Dazs commercials?
309
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,507
Mesmerizing.
I've seen them.
310
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,255
You had me hooked on
Vanilla Swiss Almond
311
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,377
for two and a half
delicious years.
312
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,594
(laughs)
313
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,812
So you're gonna talk/sing
29 of my songs
314
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,888
about the potato famine?
315
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,654
No.
316
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,515
No, I'm gonna talk/sing
five of your songs.
317
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,482
I'm dropping 24 of them
318
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,242
and bringing in a new young
composer because I want to rap.
319
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,235
Rap?
320
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,696
What, like, hip-hop rap?
321
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,986
I want to rap
the Irish famine
322
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,950
into the minds of upcoming
generations.
323
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:45,120
I want to drop some rhymes
on young Irish minds.
324
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,251
Drop the top on the spot
325
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,038
where the English
dropped dimes.
326
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,003
Kill the chill on the hill
327
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,633
where my tribe's blood
was spilt.
328
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,931
Hit the kit on the kettle
where the battle be settled.
329
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,505
This is it, bro,
let the blood flow.
330
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,050
Take the bit, bitch.
331
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,894
Hit the hot Celtic switch.
332
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,679
Uh, uh-uh.
333
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,602
Whoo!
What?
334
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,481
D--dude.
335
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,268
That was amazing, Campbell.
336
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,611
Thanks, man.
337
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,726
-W--can I say "Campbell"?
-Yeah.
338
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,033
What--dude.
339
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,896
I'm working a heavy
Kendrick vibe,
340
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,953
like, 24/7 these days.
341
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:23,987
Uh, my show is not
some crappy rap thing, man.
342
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,753
It is a song cycle.
343
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,076
It's my show.
344
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,961
You gave over the rights
to my company
345
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,249
when you signed the contract,
Mr. Silverstein.
346
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,553
And my show is gonna feast on
"Hamilton's" testicles.
347
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,547
My show is gonna make
America forget
348
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,930
about Ha-ha-Hamilton.
349
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,809
My show will be referred to
as "Familton."
350
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,227
Your subject is powerful,
351
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,805
but your songs are out of date
and atonal.
352
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,652
The real genius
is this man's drumming.
353
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,857
That was the best thing about
those 29 tracks.
354
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,277
I want wall-to-wall percussion
in "Feast."
355
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,987
I want ancient Celtic
tribal drums--
356
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,989
bodhrán meets--
357
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,541
I don't know--
the beats of Dr. (...) Dre.
358
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,075
Yeah, that's--
that's genius, man.
359
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,909
Right?
Smashing it.
360
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,964
-Punching it. Popping it.
-Yeah.
361
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,248
Look, Campbell,
362
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,551
I was willing to collaborate...
363
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:21,046
but I mean, I have got to
draw the line
364
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,970
at having a 54-year-old
white guy...
365
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,010
51.
366
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,893
REHAB:
Standing on stage rapping.
367
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,020
It's not cool!
368
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,347
I mean, it's not Celtic.
369
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,731
-I got news for you, my friend.
-What?
370
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:37,279
I am the American theater
Celtic barometer of cool.
371
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,895
By the time I get finished
with "Feast,"
372
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,491
people are gonna be begging me
373
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,356
to autograph
their (...) potatoes.
374
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,953
Well, then you can sign
potatoes by yourself, man.
375
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,369
You may have the right
to destroy my masterwork,
376
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,948
Mr. Scott,
377
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,963
but we have the right
to walk away.
378
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,167
Come on, Bam.
379
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,378
Um...
380
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,337
I, uh...
381
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,127
I'm staying with Campbell.
382
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,011
REHAB: (sighs)
383
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,928
Well, then,
I'm taking my name
384
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,546
off of his show.
385
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,940
What color should
the wings be?
386
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,897
Not puce.
387
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,775
All right,
so listen, girls.
388
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,778
Listen.
Hey.
389
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,819
(indistinct chatter)
390
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,911
I've got the idea for the--
391
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:25,816
Hey. Shh.
Hey.
392
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,583
Guys, listen.
393
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,865
Great idea for the opening tune.
394
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,448
"Bang a Gong," T-Rex,
395
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,623
honey, that's one of your
favorite songs ever recorded,
396
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,872
okay, plus it's got
a sexy groove.
397
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,003
I've never seen a chick
cover it,
398
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,539
but it also gives us
the title of our show:
399
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,763
Ava X Hubcap,
Diamond Star, Halo.
400
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,756
Yawn.
No.
401
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,928
My foot literally just fell
asleep as you were saying it.
402
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,797
Same song, better title--
"Get It On."
403
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,974
AVA: "Get It On."
404
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:49,891
-Right?
-It's awesome.
405
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,849
Oh, my God. "Get It On."
406
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,019
If I see a poster with her
silhouette in stiletto heels,
407
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,887
that says "Ava X Get It On,"
408
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,774
I'm showing up, not to mention
every penis in Brooklyn.
409
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,111
Okay, but "Get It On's"
not classy.
410
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,146
"Hubcap, Diamond Star,
Halo," that's classy.
411
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,779
We don't need a classy title,
okay?
412
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,986
I'm classy.
413
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,525
We need asses in the seats.
414
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,909
And some really killer shoes.
415
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,945
-Absolutely.
-For sure.
416
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,568
GIGI: "Get It On" is the title,
417
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,164
but you don't open
with that song, okay,
418
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,869
you close with it, because when
people hear "Get It On,"
419
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,699
they're gonna thing
"Bang a Gong."
420
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,964
So subconsciously
they're gonna be begging for it.
421
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,956
So we make them wait
422
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,078
and then we give it to them
at the end, make them orgasm.
423
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,794
Okay, so let me just
get this straight.
424
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,464
Um, I've got 32 years
of show business experience,
425
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,883
but you're gonna tell me
how to put a set together?
426
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,052
-Yes. I am.
-Okay.
427
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,760
Okay, we open with
an original tune
428
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,010
so we can establish original
ground right up front.
429
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,221
You know, something
with a sexy groove.
430
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,811
-Yes.
-Okay, honey,
431
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,136
who's the musical director here?
432
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,681
-I am.
-Gigi is.
433
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,944
You're just the piano player,
honey.
434
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,805
-Since when?
-Since the cab ride home.
435
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,153
I was in the cab, okay,
436
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,728
and I was talking to you guys
about, you know,
437
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,902
who I was gonna hire
for the horn section,
438
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,360
and you guys
weren't even listening.
439
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,610
You were both just sitting
there, texting.
440
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,821
Yes, each other,
441
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,111
making really big decisions.
442
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,124
W-why is she in charge?
443
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,736
Because I'm the only member of
the band that's not on stage,
444
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,582
plus, I have great ideas,
great perspective.
445
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,118
Well, "Bang a Gong"
was my idea.
446
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,211
Yeah, which I just
made better.
447
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,325
It's a collaboration, Dad.
448
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,541
That's what I'm saying.
449
00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,791
I want to collaborate--
me and you.
450
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,002
Me and Ava,
451
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,842
but you shouldn't worry
about that.
452
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,627
You should just be worrying
about your piano chops.
453
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,680
What's wrong with
my piano chops?
454
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,506
-Nothing.
-Nothing.
455
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,681
-And so for sure on the belt.
-I like the first one.
456
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,759
AVA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do too.
I do too.
457
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,774
(rock music)
458
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,437
♪ ♪
459
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,647
♪ Oh, baby, watch your step ♪
460
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,357
♪ ♪
461
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,357
♪ If you're gonna dress
like that ♪
462
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,149
♪ ♪
463
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,413
♪ Oh, baby, watch your step ♪
464
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,865
♪ ♪
465
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,075
♪ If you're gonna dress
like that ♪
466
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,785
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
467
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,155
♪ Ow ♪
468
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,292
♪ The colors and the shapes ♪
469
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:46,260
♪ Oh, you're painting pattern
brown ♪
470
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:52,135
♪ ♪
471
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,136
(cheering)
472
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,307
-Very nice.
-All right.
473
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,765
-Whoo!
-Nice.
474
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,515
-Way to go, hon.
-Thanks, guys.
475
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,636
-That was awesome.
-Yeah, you too, man.
476
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,983
(clears throat)
Dad.
477
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,397
-Yeah?
-You want to walk out together?
478
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,805
I want to discuss
some of the songs.
479
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,323
Oh, okay. Great.
480
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,725
Hope you guys are whispering
about coming in earlier
481
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,153
on the second verse over there.
482
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,781
Don't have to come in earlier
483
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,658
if you ain't ham-fisting
them keys, kid.
484
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,945
Yeah, you got heavy fingers.
485
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,948
-And happy mother(...) feet.
-Uh-huh.
486
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,160
Always did.
You got no nuance.
487
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,750
Try listening to us,
488
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,035
'cause we're listening
to the lead singer.
489
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,828
Slow the heck down, man.
490
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,331
Yeah, or you guys
could just come in earlier
491
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,753
on the second verse.
492
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,301
Thanks for the advice, boys.
493
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,835
I oughta kick his (...) ass.
494
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,879
Ah. What's up?
495
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,223
-Why are you acting like this?
-Like what?
496
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,429
You're being awful.
497
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,098
You're acting like a--
like a yappy,
498
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,347
loudmouth, insecure
little douche,
499
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,559
which I know is normal for you,
but my God,
500
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,560
it's like you turned the volume
on the bitch knob up to 11.
501
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,812
Yeah, okay.
502
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,233
Why can't you be happy
for Ava?
503
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,861
I am happy for Ava.
I'm just--
504
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,437
-No, you're not.
-Yeah, I'm just concerned.
505
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,492
You know, I don't want her
to get hurt
506
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,195
-or upset.
-Or famous.
507
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,735
Oh, honey,
she's not gonna get famous.
508
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,658
-This is one goddamn gig.
-What if she does?
509
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,737
What if she does?
What if something happens
510
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,991
and she becomes
kind of well-known?
511
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,793
-What then?
-I--
512
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,866
God, if you get this jealous
and agitated over one gig
513
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,501
of Ava's what is gonna happen
if I make it?
514
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,669
Honey, I'm, like,
your biggest fan.
515
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,128
Nobody wants you to make it
more than me.
516
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,748
But then why can't you be
Ava's biggest fan?
517
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,634
What are you afraid of?
518
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,970
I'm not afraid of anything.
519
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,465
You're afraid she might
leave you.
520
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,216
Oh, yeah, like
she's gonna leave me.
521
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,638
Honey, you have to understand
something, okay,
522
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,546
we're soul mates, all right.
523
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,724
We're attached at the hip.
524
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,312
Together forever.
525
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,637
She's never gonna leave me.
526
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,351
(scoffs)
527
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,441
W-why, did she say
something about... leaving?
528
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,768
What did she say?
529
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,744
(sighs)
530
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,736
Well, we had a long talk
about leaving.
531
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,738
And?
532
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,529
And she's not leaving,
533
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533
you are.
534
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,624
What do you mean?
535
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,909
You're fired, Dad.
536
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:42,962
Fired from what?
537
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,955
You're fired from the band.
538
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,036
You're fired from Ava X.
539
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,541
-Says who?
-Says Ava.
540
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,882
Says me.
Says Ruck. Says Bam Bam.
541
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,207
Says everybody,
but especially me.
542
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,211
Okay, that's bullshit.
543
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,672
Why didn't Ava tell me?
544
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,632
'Cause she's completely
overwhelmed by you.
545
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,013
She feels like you're trying
to subconsciously sabotage her.
546
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,549
I'm not trying to--
547
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,932
We know you have heavy
fingers, but (...), Dad.
548
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,508
You're like an anchor
just weighing her down.
549
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,724
It's such a drag
550
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,024
and everybody feels it.
551
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,648
I'm sorry to say this, but
if you have any song ideas,
552
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,646
if you have any suggestions,
you have to go through me first.
553
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,938
Honey--
554
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,480
I don't want you
on stage with her.
555
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,494
You're messing her up.
556
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,735
You're bringing her down.
557
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,696
You are never stepping foot
on that stage, ever.
558
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,696
Okay, I'm not--
I'm not--
559
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,157
Shh!
Listen.
560
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,277
If you have any brains left,
you will go home,
561
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,084
you will apologize to her,
okay,
562
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,748
and you will agree
to step elegantly aside
563
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,666
while she has her time
in the spotlight.
564
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,786
She'll love you for it.
565
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,586
(scoffs)
566
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,340
I want a bagel.
567
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,479
Hey, what the (...)?
568
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,767
Don't want to discuss it,
John.
569
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,440
You don't want to discuss it?
570
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,688
You fire me from the band
without telling me
571
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,360
and you don't want to
discuss it?
572
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,818
We're gonna discuss the shit
out of it right now.
573
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:58,528
Do not get in that bed, Ava.
574
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,951
We are gonna--
575
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,661
Ava.
576
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,201
Okay.
577
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,254
All right.
578
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:10,287
Now listen to me.
579
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,752
Do not pick up that--
580
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,923
Don't open that iPad.
Honey.
581
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,303
(growls)
582
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,090
Okay.
583
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,974
I know I'm controlling
584
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,811
and I probably express myself
the wrong way sometimes,
585
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,437
but what I'm trying to say,
honey, is,
586
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,555
I have the same interest here
that you do.
587
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,152
I-I have your best interest
at heart.
588
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,567
What's best for me, John,
589
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,435
is to not have you sitting
behind me on opening night.
590
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,822
-Why?
-Because.
591
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,949
-That's it?
-Yeah.
592
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,236
That's it.
"Because."
593
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,080
Because I have enough
to worry about, okay?
594
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,615
How I sound, how I look, what
the audience is thinking of me,
595
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,579
how to keep my hands
from shaking.
596
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,790
This is not about you this time.
This is about me.
597
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,500
But that's what I'm saying.
598
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,750
We're saying the same thing.
Honey.
599
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,923
I want to be there for
precisely those reasons, okay.
600
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,222
I want to be there in case
you have a panic attack
601
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,376
or you get anxious.
602
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,434
All you have to do
is look over at me
603
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,047
and there I am to support you,
604
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,473
to help you breathe, okay.
605
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,143
I'm--I want to be
your safety net.
606
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,981
Okay, in case you fall apart,
607
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:12,186
I'm there to put the pieces
back together again.
608
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,571
But what if I don't
fall apart?
609
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,070
What if?
610
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,411
What if I'm great?
611
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,450
But what if you're not?
612
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,043
-Oh, you stupid...
-Ow! Jeez!
613
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,498
Son of a bitch!
614
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,788
You've been doing this
all week, John,
615
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,421
mind (...)ing me into failing.
616
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,337
-Get out!
-That hurt.
617
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,875
I don't care. Get out!
618
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,296
(sighs)
619
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,509
-♪ Yo ♪
-♪ My great grandmama ♪
620
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,339
♪ Ain't a slave ♪
621
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,894
♪ My great, great, great, great
grandmother wasn't a maid ♪
622
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,389
♪ I think that we are just
made of the same thing ♪
623
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,852
♪ Keeping it together,
got the brain in the membrane ♪
624
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,524
♪ Tickedy tick, tick ♪
625
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,863
♪ That keeps you sane ♪
626
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,857
♪ ♪
627
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,072
(typewriter clacking)
628
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,282
(bell dings)