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-Mm-hmm.
-Aah.

2
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Mm.

3
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-So happy with AJ.
-Oh, he's perfect.

4
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-Yeah.
-Handsome. Hip.

5
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He has fingers
like puffy little clouds.

6
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Told you, he's got
just the right amount of swing.

7
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He's great stuff.

8
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-He's so cute.
-Adorable.

9
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When can you guys lift the ban
on me coming to rehearsal,

10
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so I can see
what you're planning?

11
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Talk to Gigi.

12
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I am planning
on not pressuring AJ.

13
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Yeah, man, we got
to keep her focused.

14
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Hey, Davvy has an amazing
hair stylist, Paolo,

15
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who she says
is really one of a kind.

16
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He is cheap,
because he's just starting out,

17
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and here's the kicker:
he's straight.

18
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Oh.
Straight hairdresser.

19
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Nothing sexier.

20
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Hot guy running his hands
through your hair.

21
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Oh!
Better than Xanax.

22
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We're gonna have
Xanax there, right?

23
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Um, I have some.

24
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On me.
You want one?

25
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Yeah, give me half.

26
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You know, Flash was
a straight hairdresser once.

27
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all: What?

28
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That's right,
1980, right?

29
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Yeah, my mom worked
in this salon.

30
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Got me a job when I was 15.

31
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Sweeping up haircuts.

32
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Taught me how to do
blow-dries and stuff.

33
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I was, like, a little 5'2"
rock star in this joint.

34
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Till one of her 40-year-old
clients banged my brains out.

35
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What?

36
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GIGI: Wait.
NOAH: Story please.

37
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<i>♪ Sex and drugs</i>
<i>and rock and roll ♪</i>

38
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<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

39
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

40
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<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

41
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<i>♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪</i>

42
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<i>♪ Anonymous ♪</i>

43
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<i>♪ No, no ♪</i>

44
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<i>♪ No, no ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ No, no ♪</i>

46
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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I have a good feeling
about this, guys.

48
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These gigs go well, Ave,
it could lead to a regular spot.

49
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Maybe even a small tour.

50
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There's a lot of hot cabaret
places happening right now--

51
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Chicago, San Francisco,
DC, Vegas...

52
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this could be a nice little
moneymaker for you.

53
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This is why I was meant
to not have kids.

54
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So I could blossom in my 40s
and only worry about my career.

55
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Could you imagine if I had
two kids at home right now?

56
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-Ooh.
-Three if you count Johnny.

57
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That's funny, honey.
Where's the help?

58
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I want to have kids.

59
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-Really?
-Yeah.

60
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I do.
I want to have kids.

61
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I want to have
more than one too.

62
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I was an only child.
I always wanted a sibling.

63
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-This is thought out.
-Yeah, it's very thought out.

64
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I want to have a boy and a girl.

65
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What if you get famous?

66
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If I get famous,
then I guess I'll have to pull

67
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an Angelina Jolie and adopt,
like, seven kids

68
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from seven different continents.

69
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For that to work,
one of them

70
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would have to be a penguin.

71
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That's okay,
I love penguins.

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And I can name each of them
after a day of the week

73
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or a member of Arcade Fire.

74
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Honey, just please
let me come to rehearsal.

75
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I'm dying to see
what she's doing.

76
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No.

77
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Please?
Pretty please?

78
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-Come on.
-(sighs)

79
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Fine,
but you have to promise

80
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to be nothing
but supportive to her.

81
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Honey, I'm gonna be totally
pos--Captain Positive.

82
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That's gonna be my new nickname,
all right?

83
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-Okay.
-All right.

84
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See, we make a great team.

85
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A good father-daughter team.

86
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This is why I didn't adopt.

87
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(playing scales on trumpet)

88
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Hey.

89
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Hey, man,
you allowed to be here?

90
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-Gigi cleared me.
-And when was that?

91
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This morning.
I'm cool.

92
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-Yeah, you better be.
-I got Ava throat spray,

93
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cough drops,
and some tea, some honey...

94
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-Jim Tedess!
-Hey!

95
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-How you doing?
-Sup, bruh?

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Hey, baby.

97
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-Hey.
-Hey.

98
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You that dude
I talked to on the phone

99
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about the keyboard hookup?

100
00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,482
No, no, no.

101
00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,015
Oh,
you're the new monitor guy.

102
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No, no, no. You're AJ.
I'm--I'm Johnny Rock.

103
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Ava's boyfriend.

104
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Oh, I didn't know
she had one.

105
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JOHNNY: Yeah.
-Sorry, Ronnie.

106
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Let me go see
if I can chase down that--

107
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Johnny.
both: Johnny.

108
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Let me see if I can chase down
that keyboard cable guy.

109
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-Okay.
-Sorry about that.

110
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All right.

111
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See you later.

112
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How the hell
does he not know who I am?

113
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Knows who you are now.
Ava X's boyfriend.

114
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Better get used
to the sound of that.

115
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But she's good, man.

116
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She could get
some play out of this.

117
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Very tight.
Very sexy.

118
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Yeah, well,
let me tell you something.

119
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She gets some play
out of this in the press,

120
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I'm gonna get some play too,
because a lot of those

121
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music journalists
remember who I was.

122
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Listen, kid, you might as well
face the facts.

123
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The only way
you're getting famous

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at this point in your life
is if you kill someone famous.

125
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That's funny, Rutt.

126
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-Hey, man.
-You AJ?

127
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-No, I'm not AJ.
MAN: Sorry.

128
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(both laughing)

129
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<i>(mellow music)</i>

130
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

131
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Oh, my God. Great.
Honey, great.

132
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No, that middle eight,
I was so flat.

133
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But you know what?
You sold the shit out of it.

134
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So I barely even noticed
the clams.

135
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AJ,
fantastic.

136
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I had a couple clams myself.

137
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But you know what,
you made him sound like

138
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Thelonious Monk
meets Elton John.

139
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I mean, you really--
you covered yourself.

140
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That's great, honey.

141
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What about my physical
performance?

142
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'Cause I feel like I'm standing
still a lot.

143
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-Should I be moving more?
-Well, you know what?

144
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When you're standing still,
it was... riveting.

145
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-I mean, it's--
-Really?

146
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Yeah, it's unbelievable.

147
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-Okay.
-Yeah.

148
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Okay, and then but what about
when I do move?

149
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Well, you can move,
but I think that it's more--

150
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-What?
-No, go.

151
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Well, I just think--I think
the moving's great too.

152
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So they're--
they're both good?

153
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They're both pretty good,
right?

154
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Mm-hmm. They're good.
They're both good.

155
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-Thank you, Dad.
-Okay.

156
00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,835
I think that you can move
a little more,

157
00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,353
and I have a couple
thoughts on that,

158
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but basically, the reason
you missed those two notes

159
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is because you didn't breathe
before the middle eight.

160
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You got to sell and breathe.

161
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You're already selling it,
so just breathe, okay?

162
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Especially if you're
gonna do that phrasing.

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-It's really good.
-Sell and breathe, honey.

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-Those are good notes.
-Mm-hmm.

165
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-Those are good notes.
-Yeah.

166
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So want to do it again?

167
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Babe, Flash, can you tone down
the guitar just...

168
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-Yes.
-A little bit?

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-You're crowding her.
-Well...

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JOHNNY:
Okay. All right.

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GIGI: Kay, you guys want
to go again? You good?

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-Yes.
-We're good.

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-All right, let's do it.
MAN: One, two, three, four!

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♪ ♪

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(mouthing)

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♪ ♪

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Hey, I have an idea.

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Let's have Ryan Adams
do one of those

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Taylor Swift-type covers
of Father John Misty

180
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doing a Lou Reed cover

181
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of Ava covering Ariana Grande.

182
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That sentence is a
musical-credibility

183
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-banana split.
-I know, I'm really smart.

184
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You're not doing the
photo shoot tomorrow, are you?

185
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Mm-mm.
It's a spa day for me, babe.

186
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I'm so hairy right now,

187
00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,495
I'm, like, one week away
from transitioning.

188
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All right, well,
shave and pluck everything,

189
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'cause Lady Gaga called,

190
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and she wants me to have lunch
with her tomorrow in Jersey.

191
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She's visiting relatives,

192
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and I said,
"You know, I'm dating

193
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literally your biggest fan,"

194
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and she said,
"Bring her."

195
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-What do you say?
-She said, "Bring her"?

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Oh, my God.
Yes.

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I'll shave my head
if you want me to.

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Holy shit.
I'm gonna have a Gaga orgasm.

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All right, keep it between us,

200
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'cause I don't want
any tagalongs.

201
00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,691
There will not be
any tagalongs.

202
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I'm not gonna tell anyone.

203
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I want her all to myself.

204
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All right,
it's an hour and a half away,

205
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so we got to leave at
11:00 a. m. sharp tomorrow.

206
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Okay.

207
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Oh, my God, I better start
picking an outfit.

208
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Tomorrow at 11:00 a. m.
13 hours.

209
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Yeah, I know,
but between the boot choices

210
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and the body wax, there's, like,
barely gonna be enough time.

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N--

212
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Okay.

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<i>(Ex Hex's "Beast" playing)</i>

214
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♪ You were standing
on the corner ♪

215
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JOHNNY: Awesome.

216
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Looks great, hon.
Amazing.

217
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,343
-No.
-Yes, it does.

218
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,473
both: No.

219
00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,889
I am not happy
with this light.

220
00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,508
Why, is it casting a shadow?

221
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,434
No, no, no. No, no, no.
(whispers) A little. A little.

222
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Lift up.
Okay.

223
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Good.
At me.

224
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-That's good.
-That's even better, honey.

225
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,400
I love it.
Okay, now you look good.

226
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Beautiful.
Drop your chin a little.

227
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Uh.
Gorgeous.

228
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Oh, my God.
Ava X.

229
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Oh. My.
Good. Lord.

230
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At. Me. Love it.

231
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Okay, let's change hair
and makeup.

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Whoa!

233
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-Wow!
-Bam Bam!

234
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-Look at you.
-Where'd you get that outfit?

235
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Campbell bought it for me.

236
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Oh, and he also wanted me
to give you this

237
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when I mentioned
your cabaret debut.

238
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Aww,
that's so sweet of him.

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BAM BAM: He really is
the nicest person, you know?

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Just caring.

241
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I mean, he's a scary,
wild, beast of a man,

242
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but underneath that surface,
he's just, you know,

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gentle, and spiritual,
and collaborative.

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Tell him we said thank you
for the chocolates.

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-Yeah.
-You got it, Johnny.

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Enjoy those.

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Did you also collaborate
with an eye doctor?

248
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,935
Oh, these.

249
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,784
No, they're a gift
from the man himself,

250
00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,199
along with this scarf.

251
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,827
Campbell says
the various accoutrements

252
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,325
give me a dash of theatrical
authority, you know?

253
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,707
-Okay.
-More like a dash of Dame Edna.

254
00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:17,705
Excuse me?

255
00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,866
I like the new look, man.

256
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,503
I think you look great.

257
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,590
Thanks.
Goes with my new title.

258
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,125
-What new title?
-What's your new title?

259
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,169
My new official
show credit is...

260
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,092
"Percussion
Designed and Composed By."

261
00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,342
-Whoa!
-Wow, man!

262
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,263
Stop! it! Bam Bam!
-That's awesome!

263
00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,602
I'm gonna--we have to up your
deal.

264
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,756
I'm gonna call Spencer
right now,

265
00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,974
and we're gonna up your deal.

266
00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,104
I like that.
I like the sounds of that.

267
00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,771
"Up the deal."

268
00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,519
What are you looking at,
Ansel Adams?

269
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,731
(chuckles)

270
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,072
Oh, sorry.

271
00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,776
<i>♪ Nothing comes along ♪</i>

272
00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,317
(engine revving)

273
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,410
Do I look okay?
I didn't know what to wear.

274
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,276
It's very hard to pick out
something to wear

275
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,623
to a New Jersey lunch
with Lady Gaga

276
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,287
that doesn't look
like a punch line

277
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,616
about what you're
supposed to wear

278
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,080
to a New Jersey lunch
with Lady Gaga.

279
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,500
You look great.

280
00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,748
She's getting married soon,
you know?

281
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,540
Well, she should.
She's old.

282
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,923
Yeah, she's 30.

283
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,089
Yeah, which, for you,
she might as well be 45.

284
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,548
(gasps) Do you think we'll get
invited to the wedding?

285
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,089
Oh, my God.
What would I wear to that?

286
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,143
Okay,
I'm getting ahead of myself.

287
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,387
Jesus, Gigi, you haven't
even met the woman yet.

288
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:20,269
God.
When is the wedding?

289
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,638
She probably doesn't
want you to say.

290
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,694
That's okay.
Respect her wishes.

291
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,488
(rock music)

292
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,698
Listen.

293
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,237
Hey,
just come back to the show.

294
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,701
We're working on some
really great music,

295
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,912
but we need a couple more songs,
and...

296
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,213
I'd really love your input.

297
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:45,037
Bam, do you know what
my new title is around here?

298
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,633
"Long-Suffering Genius That
Can't Get Out of His Own Way"?

299
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,339
Nope.

300
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,049
"Boss Photographer."

301
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,719
What I see, I shoot.

302
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,587
What I shoot, I print.

303
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,974
No collaboration.

304
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,850
No artistic interference.

305
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,728
Hey, Bam,
if you're looking for somebody

306
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,595
to write some music
with Campbell Scott,

307
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,442
I would love to have
some of that respectability

308
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,187
rub off on me.

309
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,570
-Johnny.
-Yeah?

310
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,737
If you decide to contribute
music to this project,

311
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,566
which is a rape
of my original vision,

312
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,953
it <i>will</i> be the end
of our friendship.

313
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,161
Okay, but I think you're
forgetting one important thing.

314
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,713
What?

315
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,706
We're not friends.

316
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,591
He's right.

317
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,762
It'll be the end
of <i>our</i> friendship.

318
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,771
-Seriously?
-Dead seriously.

319
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,305
Gaga comes from
a two-kid family.

320
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,428
Oh, no, I know.

321
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,354
Her sister, Natali,
is very cool.

322
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,733
She told me she wants to have
three kids, at least.

323
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,570
Dude,
if I was banging Taylor Kinney,

324
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,776
I would have three kids
right in a row,

325
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,396
and then I would wait
till they were teenagers

326
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,663
and retire and just live off
the mega-cash they'd make

327
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,565
from their modeling careers.

328
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,744
You and me would have
pretty good-looking kids.

329
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,332
Aw, we would.
We'd have really cute kids.

330
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,618
They'd be blue-eyed,
really tall, really talented,

331
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,963
and really sarcastic musicians.

332
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,130
♪ Dig, dig, dig ♪

333
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,379
♪ Baby, your secret's
in the safe ♪

334
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,261
Dude, you should be happy
for me.

335
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,928
For what?
Huh?

336
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,387
For not standing up for me
when I told Campbell Scott

337
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,518
that he wasn't gonna be able
to ruin my idea?

338
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,805
This is not
trivial to me, man.

339
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,309
I don't care how many titles
they bestow upon

340
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:31,692
your "Pitbull with pituitary
gland problem" visage!

341
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,111
I conceived of "An Gorta Mor."

342
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,689
I brought you
into "An Gorta Mor."

343
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,114
I created it.
I composed "An Gorta Mor."

344
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,703
Those are the only two titles
that really matter anyway:

345
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,369
"Created and Composed by Moi!"

346
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,959
Well, I'm not working on
a show called "An Gorta Mor."

347
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,706
I'm working on
a show entitled "Feast."

348
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,589
Starring Campbell Scott.

349
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,836
Amadan.

350
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,007
That's Gaelic for jackass!

351
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,100
Asshole!

352
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,676
I think it looks hot.

353
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,021
Yeah, but it's--like, up here,
it's too much.

354
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,977
I look like a zombie she pimp.

355
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,148
-A hot zombie she pimp.
-No. No, no, no.

356
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,647
We need--
the eyes and the lips.

357
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,439
-We got to bring them down.
-We got to--guys,

358
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,652
-we got to--
-No.

359
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,992
Bring it down.

360
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,396
Bringing it down.

361
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,623
(car door shuts)

362
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,447
This is it.
(sighs)

363
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,083
I'm really nervous.

364
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,460
Does my make up
look okay?

365
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,036
I feel like a kabuki dancer,
no?

366
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,501
No, you look good.
You're acting nuts.

367
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,841
I know.
Okay, I've just got to breathe.

368
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,996
All right, so what do we do?

369
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,384
We just walk to the house
from here?

370
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,221
Is there a car
that comes and picks us up?

371
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,256
Is it a limo?

372
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,549
It's probably a limo, right?

373
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,552
Is it a limo?

374
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,564
What?

375
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,555
What's that look?

376
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:50,227
You know, I bought three things
with my Gaga tour cash

377
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,728
and session bread--
all the other money

378
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,440
that I made over the years;

379
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,321
that sweet little hellcat,

380
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,318
some cool guitars,

381
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,531
and this.

382
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,454
Wait, what?

383
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,041
Nine acres.
Bought it four years ago.

384
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,707
Paid in full.

385
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,126
It's all mine.

386
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,665
Or should I say,
it's all ours?

387
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,049
Oh, my God.

388
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,626
Are you asking me
to marry you?

389
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,511
I guess I am.

390
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,635
-Gigi, would you--
-Oh, God, no.

391
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,017
God--no, no, no.
No, no, no.

392
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,975
What are you doing?
What are you doing? No!

393
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,515
What?
Are you out of your mind?

394
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,848
-Well, I thought you just--
-You thought what?

395
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,063
You thought I wanted
to get married?

396
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,523
Well, not married.
This is all spur-of-the-moment.

397
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,734
I didn't buy a ring or anything,

398
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,614
but...
commitment.

399
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,780
Commitment to what?
I'm freaking out here.

400
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,109
You have to tell me
what's going on.

401
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,664
Gigi, I want to have
kids with you.

402
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,197
Who said
I wanted to have kids?

403
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,540
-You did.
-When?

404
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,865
Yesterday at the cafe.

405
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,120
Driving here.
Tall, sarcastic kids.

406
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,212
Flash, I say stupid shit
like that all the time.

407
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,627
I'm 22 goddamn years old.

408
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,085
Do you remember a month ago
when I told you

409
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,495
I wanted to move to Miami?

410
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,963
Do you remember my
"cupcake cabin in Alaska" idea?

411
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,633
Yeah, I do.

412
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,011
I'm passionate about
a million different things.

413
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,338
I'm passionate
about Syrian refugees.

414
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,342
I'm passionate
about Demi Lovato.

415
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,803
These--these shoes.

416
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,313
This trip is gonna ruin
these shoes for me now.

417
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,806
Okay, look, number one,
cupcake cabin's a good idea.

418
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,138
-Thank you.
-Number two,

419
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,643
you don't
want to have kids ever?

420
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,524
I don't know.
I don't know, maybe.

421
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,861
But not now.
Not while I still am a kid.

422
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,358
God, I'll tell you
one thing, though.

423
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,779
No matter what happens,
I'm not raising them

424
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,198
in the Middle of
Goddamn Nowhere, New Jersey.

425
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,106
This is what
I ran away from in Ohio.

426
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,374
What about the Stones pin?

427
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,945
What?
What about it?

428
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,370
Come on, the whole thing's
goddamn rubies.

429
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,579
I googled rubies.
Rubies means commitment.

430
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,870
-You googled rubies?
-You bet your ass.

431
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,464
Flash, the pin is lips.
It was a joke.

432
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,090
An intimate joke about
our kissing thing.

433
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,377
-Oh.

434
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,969
It's a really (...)
expensive one too.

435
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,215
(sighs)
(...).

436
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,056
Flash.

437
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,965
Get the (...) up!

438
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,313
Now!

439
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,518
Come on, man.

440
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,113
(blows raspberries)

441
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,068
(door handle jiggling)

442
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,985
(sighs)

443
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,787
Okay, go ahead
and announce me.

444
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,214
-You ready?
-Yeah. Yeah.

445
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,382
Okay, here I go.

446
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,880
Ladies and gentlemen,

447
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,171
please welcome to the stage,

448
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,724
making her New York City
cabaret debut,

449
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,718
the fabulous Ava X!

450
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,230
Huh?

451
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,635
(chuckles)
What do you think?

452
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,564
I mean, this is gonna get
the audience's attention, right?

453
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,114
And Debbie Harry,
she sure as hell

454
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,567
ain't wearing this
on her opening night.

455
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,357
-No. No.
-That's for damn sure.

456
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,280
(laughs)

457
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,949
Oh, yeah.

458
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,160
-You hate it.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

459
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,541
I-I think it's, uh...

460
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,368
-ballsy, you know?
-Really?

461
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,293
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a--it's a statement.

462
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,342
Right?
Yeah.

463
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,165
So you're cool
with me making my debut

464
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,011
looking like a meth head,
Oklahoma stripper?

465
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,587
-What do you mean?
-Huh?

466
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,302
Do you think I'm insane?

467
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,682
I wouldn't go out like this
when I was 25 years old,

468
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,139
-much less now.
-Well...

469
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,349
So let's cut the crap

470
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,929
and why don't you tell me
what's really going on

471
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,024
because for the past 48 hours,
you have been feeding me

472
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,110
sugar-coated,
over supportive bullshit.

473
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,726
-That's not true, honey.
-Oh, it is true.

474
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,483
It's not true.
-Okay, all that noise about AJ?

475
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,744
-How great his playing is.
-I think he's a--

476
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,907
My voice.
My moves.

477
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,235
-Blah, blah, blah--
-Okay.

478
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,239
-Okay.
-Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

479
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,540
Okay, you want--you want me--
do you want me

480
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,670
-to tell you the truth?
-Yeah, I do.

481
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,996
Okay, here's what I think.

482
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,841
I do think that
your voice sounds great

483
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,956
and I like your stage moves.
I'm not crazy about this dress.

484
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,474
Is AJ a great piano player?
Yes, he is, but you know what?

485
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,796
I want you to get rid of him,

486
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,340
and I want you
to give me a shot, okay?

487
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,394
Everybody in this band
has something going on.

488
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,807
Bam has that "Feast" thing,

489
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,305
and--and Rehab has
his photography thing,

490
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,887
and the Gibson ads for Flash,

491
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,892
and Gigi's, you know,
doing stuff with Davvy,

492
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,524
and you got this thing,
and what am I supposed to do?

493
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,360
Hang around the apartment
while you guys climb up

494
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,516
the show business ladder?
(stammers) I can't do that.

495
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,784
-Okay, wait, wait, wait.
-What?

496
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,946
Two weeks ago,
you didn't even want me

497
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,275
-putting this gig together...
-That's not true.

498
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,819
But now--
No, no, no, no. No.

499
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,952
Now that you actually see
that it might be good,

500
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,280
now you want to jump in.

501
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,454
Now you want to be a part of it,
is that right?

502
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,213
Yeah, well, you know what?
It is right.

503
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,915
And let me tell you why,
because when I first met you,

504
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,625
I was the one who told you
you could sing,

505
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,125
and you said you wanted
to be in show business.

506
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,166
I put you in my band.

507
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,459
I put you on my (...) stage.

508
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,342
Okay, so you (...) owe me.

509
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,680
I'm not gonna (...) sit
around here and do nothing.

510
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,299
I was supposed to be the star.

511
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,977
What?

512
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,977
You were the star, Johnny,

513
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,020
but now,

514
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,823
it's my (...) turn.

515
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,069
(door slams)

516
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,033
(sighs)

517
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,661
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪

518
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,160
♪ Against my window ♪

519
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,672
♪ ♪

520
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,335
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪

521
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,625
♪ Hey, windowpane ♪

522
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,760
♪ Do you remember ♪

523
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,507
♪ ♪

524
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,720
♪ How sweet it used to be? ♪

525
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:21,312
♪ ♪

526
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:25,479
♪ When we was together ♪

527
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,859
♪ ♪

528
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:30,146
♪ Everything was so grand ♪

529
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,901
♪ ♪

530
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,953
♪ Now that we've parted ♪

531
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,289
♪ There's just one sound ♪

532
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,195
♪ That I just can't stand ♪

533
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,504
♪ Can't stand the rain ♪

534
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,089
♪ Against my window ♪

535
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,455
♪ ♪

536
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,183
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪

537
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,465
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪

538
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,640
♪ Against my window ♪

539
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,849
♪ ♪

540
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,480
♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪

541
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,858
♪ ♪

542
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:14,316
♪ Alone with the pillow ♪

543
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,320
♪ Where his head used to lay ♪

544
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,833
♪ ♪

545
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,956
♪ I know you got
some sweet memories ♪

546
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,285
♪ But like a window ♪

547
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,961
♪ You ain't got nothing to say ♪

548
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,461
♪ Hey ♪

549
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:39,473
<i>♪ ♪</i>

550
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,481
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪

551
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,806
♪ Against my window ♪

552
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,232
♪ ♪

553
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:54,192
♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪

554
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,783
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪

555
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,410
♪ Against my window ♪

556
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,908
♪ ♪

557
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,790
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪

558
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,418
<i>♪ I can't stand the rain ♪</i>

559
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,377
<i>♪ Against my window ♪</i>

560
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,758
<i>♪ ♪</i>

561
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:18,255
<i>♪ Just keeps on haunting me ♪</i>

562
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,299
<i>♪ Hey, rain ♪</i>

563
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,563
<i>♪ Get off my window ♪</i>

564
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,268
<i>♪ ♪</i>

565
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:32,608
<i>♪ 'Cause he's not here</i>
<i>with me ♪</i>

566
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,396
<i>♪ ♪</i>

567
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,401
<i>(cheers and applause)</i>

568
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,300
(typewriter clacking)

569
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,299
(bell dings)