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(electric guitar music playing)
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I mean, a 13-year-old
guitar prodigy,
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and she's a chick;
that's cool, man.
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I know. I know.
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She--she's a massive
Gaga fan.
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She saw me in that Gibson ad.
She made the connection.
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And it's, like,
a Make-a-Wish-type thing, right?
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Yeah, Dream-a-Music-Dream
Foundation.
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"Meet your hero."
She picked me.
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And does she have,
like, cancer or something?
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No, lupus.
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Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Well, that explains it.
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Explains what?
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Well, I mean,
if she was a cancer kid,
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she would meet actual
famous people, like--
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I don't know--
Jeter and, you know, Gaga.
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You know what I mean?
The A-list.
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But you're not on the A-list.
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You're on the lupus list,
which is fine.
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She can't go out in the sun,
she can't have candy
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or ice cream, so yeah,
she's basically a shut-in.
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And I--
dude, I know, that sucks,
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but see, if she was, like,
a cancer kid, she'd meet Adele.
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I bet you Adele's, like,
the number one attraction
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for cancer kids right now.
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It's amazing, because only you
could turn this into a negative.
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(scoffs)
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You know who could turn it
into a positive?
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-Who?
-Adele.
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(...) you.
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I'm just thinking
about Tenika, pal.
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No, you're just jealous.
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I'm jealous?
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-Yeah.
-What am I jealous of?
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Because you're not
on the goddamn lupus list...
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-Oh.
-'Cause I am, asshole.
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Oh, okay. All right.
Yeah, yeah.
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(women screaming)
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What the hell
is that about?
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What?
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Ava got a rave
from "The New York Times."
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-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God.
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-Awesome.
-I know.
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Holy shit, honey.
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Read it.
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"The sexy New York
rock scene veteran
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"has impressed me
with her backup work before,
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"but this time around,
she's the star,
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and, oh, what a star she is."
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Oh, my God, honey.
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That's awesome.
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"Imagine Sharon Stone
if she could sing.
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"Imagine Lana Del Rey
with some life experience
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and even more alluring
vixen whisky in her voice."
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Oh, my God.
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"With outstanding support from
the members of The Assassins
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"and the feathery touch
of piano player AJ Jenkins,
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"not to mention
the ultra-fine licks
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of the former Lady Gaga
tour guitarist Flash..."
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Oh, my God!
That's so awesome. Hey, pal.
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"Ava X is the new name
for an accomplished artist
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just hitting
her very promised success."
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-Yes!
-Look at the picture of her.
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I know. I know. I know.
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You look fantastic, honey.
Wow.
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And did they--
did they mention The Heathens?
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'Cause, no, I mean,
he mentioned the backup singers,
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so I was just wondering
if he--
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Go (...) The Heathens.
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-Ava X, baby!
- Right, right.
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Noah's already got an offer
for another weekend night,
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and Brook wants to throw
a party at his place for me
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to introduce me
to some tastemakers,
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you know, like,
press and industry folk.
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We got to get you
some amazing new outfits.
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Totally.
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Here's this hairdo
I want to do on you.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Huh?
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Hot. That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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-Phew.
-I love it.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-It's--
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-Yeah.
-Look at this one.
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Yes!
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Hey, so how do you--
how do you think
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we're gonna do this now?
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Do what?
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Well, I'm just thinking
about, like,
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you definitely want to pursue
this solo career thing.
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Hell yeah.
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Yeah, so it means
we're gonna need more songs,
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and I'm just wondering what the
process is gonna be, 'cause--
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So, yes, because it's got
kind of, like, a nice flow...
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You know, Flash and I are
already writing all these songs
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for Gigi, and now we're gonna
have to write more Ava X songs,
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and so maybe I'm just thinking,
you know, maybe
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we just slow the process down
a little bit, you know?
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-Johnny? Johnny.
-What?
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We got it covered.
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Oh. Okay.
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-Yeah, see, I love that.
-Oh. Come here.
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-Come here, look at this one.
-I love it.
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Hey, dude, we've been messing
around with some song ideas.
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We're actually gonna make a demo
at my place later, so...
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-Oh.
-We got it covered.
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Look at this.
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I love that you've thought
about this.
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Good.
Well, that's, you know--
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-That's good.
-Makes it easier.
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Put one here.
Bang.
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-And one here.
-Yes!
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With the curling iron
going like this.
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Yeah. Do you think my hair
will do that?
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I can do that
in, like, ten minutes.
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What color clothes
you want to wear?
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I think I'm gonna maybe
go with something...
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What?
No! Not a chance.
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He wants to have my children.
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Right.
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-Yeah. Get rid of this thing.
-Okay.
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-Watch this. Like it?
-I love it.
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♪ Sex and drugs
and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ ♪
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Not apple pancakes
but an actual apple?
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You okay?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Campbell wants me
to lose weight.
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He says having a stout man
around actors who are
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supposed to be starving to death
is demoralizing.
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He said stout?
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He didn't say...
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Yes. Stout.
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Thin of body.
Stout of mind.
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Dude, did you just change
your Twitter handle
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to Hector Jimenez,
your real name?
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Campbell says Bam Bam
is a nickname
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that has no dignity;
it reduces me.
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The way you've
reduced yourself
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in your new profile picture?
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That's what Hector's
going to look like
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by opening night--
Campbell's idea.
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He says, "See it. Believe it.
And then become it."
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Very, very Method.
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All right, you know what,
dude?
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He's not De Niro
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in his "Raging Bull" days, okay?
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And he is nowhere near
Daniel Day-Lewis.
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That guy stays in character
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the entire time
he's shooting a picture.
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Campbell is gonna have
the whole cast and crew fast
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for three weeks
before opening night
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so we can feel the famine
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in our bones.
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That's 100 people.
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That's like having an army
of Daniel Day-De Niros.
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Who can barely stand up!
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Okay.
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Just come back to the fold, man.
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Campbell directed and starred in
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a highly acclaimed movie
of "Hamlet" a few years back.
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Yesterday at rehearsal, I heard
he wants to do the same thing
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with "Feast," man.
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So forget the Obies.
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Forget the Tonys.
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Me and you,
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we could be going
to the Oscars, bro.
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The friggin' Oscars.
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I--
I want back in, bro.
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-Yes!
-You'll talk to him for me?
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You bet your ball sack,
I will, buddy.
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But you have to fast
like the rest of us.
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I'm Jewish.
Fasting's in my blood.
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Okay.
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You have to promise to only
shoot me from skinny angles.
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(energetic rock music playing)
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♪ ♪
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-Wow!
-Whoo!
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Oh, my God, that was awesome.
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You were awesome.
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Man, you can play that ax.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can we write
an actual song?
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Oh, honey, I'd love to,
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but I only had a couple hours
to do this,
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'cause I got
a songwriting session with Ava.
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No, it's--
it's fine.
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This was so cool.
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Hey, you know what?
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We could write a song together.
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You could be my new
songwriting partner if you want.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Is that okay if we jam
for a couple hours?
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I don't want us to impose
any more than we already have.
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-No.
-No, we'd love to! Please.
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-Really?
-Yes!
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You guys are so nice.
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ ♪
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All right.
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Thank you so much.
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-Yeah, no problem.
-You're amazing.
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Give me a hug.
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Good job.
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Hey.
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What's, uh--
what are we doing?
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"What are we doing?"
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Yeah, what's--
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what's going on
with us right now?
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What is going on with
all of us is my solo thing.
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No, no, I know that.
I'm just--
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You seem sort of preoccupied.
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Oh, I'm totally
preoccupied, Johnny.
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Yeah, I got two new gigs
to prepare for,
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new songs to write with Flash,
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new outfits to pick out,
and I am slammed,
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and I totally need
your support.
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I know,
and I'm totally into
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totally supporting
your whole total thing; I just--
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Okay, so why didn't
you say that first?
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Because what you're really
concerned about is us.
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How all of this is affecting
our relationship, right?
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Honey, honestly, I'm probably
86% totally into your thing
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and then, like,
14% concerned about us.
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I'm just--
that's all.
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And me and Flash
writing together?
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That's nothing.
That's, like, 5%.
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That's more than 100.
That's 105.
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And that's what I'm--
I'm 105% in on this whole--
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Okay, listen.
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That's how much
I'm supporting it.
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I...
(sighs)
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I am so plugged in
to my own thing,
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I can't even begin
to process
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how I feel about
anything else, okay?
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All I know
is that this
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is the best I have
ever felt about me.
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The way those audiences
reacted to me and the--
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the groove I got into
with the band,
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it's like--
ugh, it's exhilarating
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and scary and mind-blowing
and totally freakin' electric.
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And it's disappointing to know
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that my boyfriend doesn't...
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feel the same way.
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I wanted to share this with you,
not feel guilty about it.
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Let me do your hair.
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-What?
-Look.
254
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,882
I've been watching
YouTube videos
255
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,627
about how to blow-dry hair
and style hair.
256
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,708
No, no, no, I think I can do
a better job than Flash, honey.
257
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,304
-Seriously.
-No, Johnny, no!
258
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,629
(sighs)
259
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,683
You need to hang tight
right now,
260
00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,427
and I need to focus on me.
261
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,639
You need to focus on me.
262
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,930
Stop staring at my hair.
263
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,193
Honey, it's part of my focus.
264
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,435
I'm focused in on your hair.
265
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,396
Your hair is part of you,
you know?
266
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,016
Big part of you!
267
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,693
Know what we should do,
Johnny Rock?
268
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,903
What?
269
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,453
We should write
a song about lupus.
270
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,736
Tenika.
271
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,119
What do you mean,
like a ballad?
272
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,275
Like a charity anthem.
273
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,744
Like "We Are the World"
274
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,914
or that song "Ronan"
that Taylor Swift did
275
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,333
or the Christmas one.
276
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,171
But no one ever wrote
one of those about lupus.
277
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,247
"Ronan" was good, but a lot
of those charity anthems
278
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,882
are just kind of, like--
I don't know.
279
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,459
They all have
that same kind of
280
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,014
chord change setup too,
you know?
281
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,007
That same vibe.
282
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,888
(soft piano music playing)
283
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:58,306
♪ In this land
of milk and honey ♪
284
00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,346
(laughter)
285
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:04,599
♪ That we call the U. S. A. ♪
286
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,274
♪ There are children
who are too sick ♪
287
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,704
♪ To go outside and play ♪
288
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:17,445
♪ So in that hour of darkness ♪
289
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,790
♪ With a heavy load to bear ♪
290
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,958
♪ Let's all raise a hand ♪
291
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,708
♪ For healing ♪
292
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,801
♪ From the California
coastline ♪
293
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,929
-♪ To your old Kentucky home ♪
GIGI: "Kentucky home"?
294
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,848
♪ These children
can't eat hot dogs ♪
295
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,388
♪ Or have an ice cream cone ♪
296
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,983
♪ They dream
of running outside ♪
297
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,570
♪ In the warming summer sun ♪
298
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,647
♪ And it can happen
if you listen to this song ♪
299
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,494
-Yeah! Here we go.
-Yes!
300
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,779
BOTH: ♪ So raise a hand ♪
301
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,293
♪ Oh, oh ♪
302
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,325
BOTH: ♪ Ooh, that
we're feeling ♪
303
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,958
-♪ Ah, ah ♪
-Oh, yeah. Yeah.
304
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,125
BOTH: ♪ It's a hand ♪
-♪ Ah, ah ♪
305
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,955
ALL: ♪ That understands ♪
306
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,552
♪ That there's a time
for reaching out ♪
307
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:18,179
♪ 'Cause they're just like
you and me ♪
308
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,928
♪ So let's all raise a hand ♪
309
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,141
♪ For healing ♪
310
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,522
(laughter)
311
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,978
-That was great.
-That was awesome!
312
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:27,978
So good.
313
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,019
That was fantastic.
314
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,982
-Good job.
-Great.
315
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,612
What's wrong?
316
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,199
I just--
I don't know.
317
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,985
I never wrote a song
with anyone before.
318
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,489
This was so awesome,
319
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,870
and it was funny and sucky
in the beginning,
320
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,959
but it was also kind of true,
321
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,575
but it was so cool.
322
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,246
It's okay.
Come here.
323
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,013
You know what?
Tell you what.
324
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,626
Any time you want
to write a song,
325
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,513
you can come back here and--
and jam with me.
326
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,640
-Okay?
-Yeah.
327
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,547
(sniffles)
328
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,023
-You all right?
-Mm-hmm.
329
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,811
I'm good.
330
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,440
All right.
Let's do something else.
331
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,268
-Let's do a cover.
-(laughs)
332
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,783
You want to do a cover?
What do you want to sing?
333
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,185
-Sure.
-Joni Mitchell.
334
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,693
No, we're not doing
Joni Mitchell.
335
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,744
Oh, my God.
336
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,243
(blow-dryer whirring)
337
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,163
(woman moaning)
338
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,088
(both moaning)
339
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,430
That's definitely
the last time.
340
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,981
Definitely.
341
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,725
I just--I needed
to get it out of my system.
342
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,016
Me too. Closure.
343
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,349
Closure.
344
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,734
That's a good word.
345
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,612
We should, um...
work on that song.
346
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,820
Uh, I got nothing
for that song.
347
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,241
I mean, I got the music
but no lyrics.
348
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,160
You got anything?
349
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,945
Oh, I got somethin'.
350
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,544
Does that mean
what I think it means?
351
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,830
Technically,
it's still the last time.
352
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,004
(blow-dryer whirs)
353
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,013
Go on. Open it.
354
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,546
Look closely.
355
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,263
That is a blade of grass
356
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,603
from the field on my
grandfather's farm in Ireland.
357
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,428
It's the same land
that's been in my family
358
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,894
since before the famine.
359
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,603
I had the grass placed
into the cross
360
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,773
as a token of reconciliation
361
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,152
and friendship.
362
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,729
Oh, my God.
363
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,194
I don't know what to say.
364
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,863
Well, say you'll
come back to the show.
365
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,742
Hector wants
your singular input.
366
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,159
Listen, Sonny.
367
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,618
Am I...
altering your vision?
368
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,924
Yes, but it's still
the same powerful story.
369
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,416
It's still the same passion
that you gave it.
370
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,880
Siobhan, play "Famine Fields."
371
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,090
SIOBHAN: Yes, Campbell.
Playing "Famine"--
372
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,549
Just do it, for God's sake.
373
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,839
(mellow hip-hop music playing)
374
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,263
There it is.
375
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:10,522
Now you're talking to me,
sweet Jesus, with your pain.
376
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,096
♪ We seek a savior when
the savage ocean winds blow ♪
377
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,023
♪ Unprotected in our house
with no windows ♪
378
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,073
♪ No hope, no guns,
no potatoes ♪
379
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,778
♪ Slithering through
the dark and ravaged fields ♪
380
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,909
♪ Shivering in the cold
and ravaged fields ♪
381
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,617
♪ Delivering our message ♪
382
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,737
♪ The ravaged fields ♪
383
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,084
♪ This is how the famine feels ♪
384
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,580
♪ This is how
the famine feels ♪
385
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,633
♪ This is how
the famine fields feel ♪
386
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,548
♪ ♪
387
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,635
It's cool.
388
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,045
It's... wow!
389
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,514
I knew you'd be happy, man.
390
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,394
Campbell is so
on this, brother.
391
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,520
-I'm on it.
-I really dig it, man.
392
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,848
Before we talk any more,
I want to go into the bathroom
393
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,734
and see how this thing
looks on me.
394
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,071
Welcome back, brother.
395
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,898
Love.
396
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,574
Life's greatest weapon, yeah?
397
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,703
Has to be expressed aloud,
though, boyos.
398
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,660
Um, Campbell?
399
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,002
You love me, right?
400
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,956
As if you were
my sibling.
401
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,837
Why? What--
what's the matter?
402
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,285
I don't know;
it's just--
403
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,754
you know, you gave me
these glasses,
404
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,054
which--which I love.
405
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,297
I love these.
406
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,298
And this scarf,
which is fantastic.
407
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,011
But you just gave Sonny--
408
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,511
I don't know; it s--
409
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,024
seems like a more--
410
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,385
I don't know--meaningful gift,
you know?
411
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,062
Hector.
412
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,900
Let me... let me color
in your mind for a second.
413
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,016
Yeah.
414
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,402
On my family farm
415
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,939
in Knockbride, County Cavan,
416
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,112
there are now 47 sheep,
417
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,073
not to be eaten--
to be raised well,
418
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,834
till their coats
are thick with fleece,
419
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:57,207
and my cousin Seamus, he shears
that fleece with his own...
420
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,956
with the--
the one strong hand.
421
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,919
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
422
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:06,129
The wool for your scarf
is handspun from that fleece
423
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,432
by my cousin Eileen
and four of her sisters.
424
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,346
Individually combed
and woven by them,
425
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,055
and then Eileen picks the most
precious product every year,
426
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,637
and she sends five
chosen scarves,
427
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:22,693
only the five finest
scarves, to me
428
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,900
to give as gifts
to those closest to me.
429
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,573
So that scarf
430
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,662
is therefore,
I think, priceless.
431
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,079
-You all right?
-I'm sorry.
432
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,577
No, don't--
don't be sorry.
433
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,039
Hey. It's all right.
434
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,369
Come here.
435
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,753
I understand. I understand.
436
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,751
You deserve, man.
You deserve.
437
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,883
I'm sor--
I'm gonna go.
438
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,130
-Yeah, yeah.
-This okay?
439
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,551
-I just--
-Take a second.
440
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,139
Thank you, Campbell. Oh!
441
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,055
(sighs)
442
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,018
That is really cool, man.
443
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,690
That is really cool.
444
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,688
I wish my family had
that kind of living heritage.
445
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,571
I bought that scarf
at Neiman Marcus.
446
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,198
The blade of grass, I found
in Central Park yesterday
447
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,736
while I was out walking
with my dog, Cracker.
448
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,280
Seamus now.
449
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,493
Is there, like--
is there not a family farm?
450
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,754
There probably is.
451
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,576
In (...) Scotland.
452
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,001
"Campbell Scott"?
453
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,749
Oh, my God.
You're not even Irish.
454
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,051
Well, that's the great
thing about the Method.
455
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,455
As long as this show runs,
456
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,844
no one in New York
will be as Irish as I--
457
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,891
no one in New York City.
458
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,965
No one in New York City
will be as Irish as I.
459
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,852
As I.
That's too (...) much.
460
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,428
As I.
461
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,032
(funky dance music)
462
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,815
-(laughs)
-Nobody!
463
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,950
♪ ♪
464
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,527
Look at them.
465
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,832
Sycophantic little suck-ups
all vying for her attention.
466
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,196
Look at Flash with
his stupid snaky smile.
467
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,753
No, it's not snaky.
468
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,826
It's wide and charming.
469
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,462
It's amazing how handsome
a guy can look
470
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,958
once you don't want
to (...) him anymore.
471
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,960
What are you talking about?
Did you guys break up?
472
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,632
No, but I planted the seed.
473
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,050
I told him he should
start seeing people
474
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,088
closer to his own age.
475
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,881
What are you saying that for?
476
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,854
-Ava's close to his own age.
-Okay, forget about Ava.
477
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,425
He and Ava already
had a thing, okay?
478
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,100
He may look happy
on the outside,
479
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,808
but inside he's still
totally obsessing over me.
480
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,559
♪ ♪
481
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,692
-See?
-Yeah.
482
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,858
My money's on Brook.
483
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,606
He's rich, he's handsome,
484
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,978
and, best of all,
he's supportive.
485
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,194
You know what?
486
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,703
You say that word to me
one more time,
487
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,025
I'm gonna puke on one
of these $9-million rugs.
488
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,320
What word?
Supportive?
489
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,493
I don't want
to hear it again.
490
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,620
-Supportive.
-Not funny.
491
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,447
(slowly)
Supportive.
492
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,952
(chuckles)
You know what?
493
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,333
This whole goddamn thing
is your fault.
494
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,620
-You know that, right?
-Are you mad?
495
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,963
No, I'm not mad.
496
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,667
You're gonna
blame this on me?
497
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,127
Okay, listen,
if you hadn't been
498
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,087
in such a rush to watch
that stupid Ava videotape,
499
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,417
we wouldn't have found out
about her and Flash,
500
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,802
and none of this
would've happened, okay?
501
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,378
Oh, my God,
you're so insane.
502
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,763
This all happened
'cause you couldn't keep
503
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,430
your dick in your pants
25 years ago.
504
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,008
Okay, not keeping
my dick in my pants
505
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,813
is how you ended up
on planet Earth, little girl.
506
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,266
Oh, thank you so much.
Why?
507
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,926
So I could go live
on a farm in the middle
508
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,854
of goddamn nowhere, Ohio,
playing piano with my mom?
509
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,773
Do you know what I would've
given to play piano with my dad,
510
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,522
to write a song with my dad
like you and Tenika did today?
511
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,284
I would've signed up
for lupus gladly
512
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,446
if it locked me in the house
with my music legend father.
513
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,945
That's what you
were thinking about
514
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,486
while we were writing
that song with Tenika?
515
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,371
Oh, my God.
So selfish.
516
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,828
Where do you think
I got that from?
517
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,327
(sighs)
Listen.
518
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,539
Do you think I don't regret
not being there for you
519
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,579
when you were growing up?
520
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,082
Yes, I do, okay?
521
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,754
But there's nothing
I can do about it, all right?
522
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212
I'd have to invent
a time machine
523
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,552
and travel back to 1992
524
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,256
and start the whole thing
over again, okay?
525
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,466
So you basically
have two choices:
526
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:40,717
one, forgiveness,
or, two, time machine.
527
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,391
What's it gonna be?
528
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,140
Well, as much as I love
that Don Henley song,
529
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,391
I think I'm gonna go
with time machine.
530
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,274
Speaking of which.
531
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,444
GIGI: Oh, wow.
532
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,071
JOHNNY: Oh, man.
533
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,528
Ugh.
534
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,778
Look at them all.
535
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,029
So shiny.
536
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,280
Yeah.
537
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,491
This one's from 1992.
538
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,292
If I could go back in time,
539
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,745
I'd still have you,
but I'd also have one of these
540
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,655
and one of these
and a Grammy.
541
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,874
He probably has all the Grammys
locked up in a vault somewhere.
542
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,334
Yeah, I bet.
543
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,794
These would look
pretty cool on our piano.
544
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,054
-Yep.
-Next to my lupus medication.
545
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,716
Mm.
546
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,125
I want whisky.
547
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,933
I want to drink lots
of whisky right now.
548
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:19,926
You know what?
549
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,717
I noticed a 25-year-old
550
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,931
single malt Macallan bottle
551
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,640
on that bar back there.
552
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890
You know what that is?
553
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,851
A very expensive
bottle of booze?
554
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,522
Or a very cheap
time machine.
555
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,361
I'll be right back.
556
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,395
Hey, you see those guys
right there?
557
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,783
Hottest new band in town.
558
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,949
They're like alt-rock surf-pop
559
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,328
meets anthem dance-punk disco.
560
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,865
They're total chick magnets too.
561
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,210
I don't know; the problem with
guys my age in alt-rock bands
562
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,165
is that they all look like
they're about to be shot
563
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,916
for Civil War desertion.
564
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,957
-What's the band called?
-I don't want to tell you.
565
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,461
-Tell me.
-You're not gonna like it.
566
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,513
-Do it.
-Spotsylvania.
567
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,586
Shoot them.
568
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,591
And burn their outfits.
569
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,512
They're--
570
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,969
(sighs)
571
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,648
Oh, you got to be shitting me!
572
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,146
Honey, it's not like
he's gonna miss it.
573
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858
He's got a ton more up there.
574
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,488
Plus, he's too busy
hittin' on my girlfriend.
575
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,855
We're putting it back.
576
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,151
We're not putting it back,
honey, okay?
577
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,204
I-I deserve this.
578
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,657
The Heathens deserve this.
579
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,616
Remember when we first met him?
580
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,737
He said, in 1992, we should've
won the Best New Artist Grammy?
581
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,754
Well, we would've won
one of these too.
582
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:29,746
And I'll tell you what.
583
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:30,997
If I had won one of these,
584
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,368
I would've given
the greatest speech
585
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,294
in the history
of the MTV awards.
586
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,383
Yeah?
587
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,547
Who would you have thanked?
588
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,626
I'm not gonna thank anybody.
589
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,512
-That's the whole thing.
-Ah.
590
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,179
That's like that typical
bullshit that every band does.
591
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,387
I would've gotten up there
and been like, "You know what?
592
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,597
"To all the--
the record company executives
593
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,558
"and all the music
industry assholes
594
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,268
"and all the club owners
and everybody else
595
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,978
"in this business who told me
I was never gonna make it,
596
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,058
"I'd like to say two words--
597
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,114
(...) you."
598
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,107
Shocker.
599
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,398
And then the next day,
600
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,741
it would've been
all over the papers.
601
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,816
Everybody would've
been talking about it.
602
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,782
What, you--you--
you would've been gracious?
603
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,532
-I would've been lovely.
-Oh, yeah.
604
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,044
Let me show you
what I would do.
605
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,495
I would start out
by thanking my loved ones,
606
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,575
my family and my friends.
607
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,080
I would then thank
my amazing band, The Assassins.
608
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,633
You guys are my heartbeat
when I'm out there.
609
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:16,666
Mm-hmm.
610
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,339
My amazing boyfriend, Flash,
611
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,707
who surrounds me with love
612
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,973
and sexy guitar licks.
613
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,876
My surrogate mom, Ava,
614
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,344
I love you; I need you.
615
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,304
I couldn't have
done this without you.
616
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,274
And last but not least...
617
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,175
(sighs)
618
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,311
My mom.
619
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,442
My real mom, Cat.
620
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,069
'Cause even though we fought
621
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,186
and even though I felt like
she was smothering me,
622
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,864
the truth is,
623
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,453
you were just loving me
twice as hard.
624
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,699
Because unlike the other
little girls out there,
625
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,293
I didn't have a real dad.
626
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,670
Thank you, Jesus!
627
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,786
BROOK: Hey!
What the (...)?
628
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,423
Where do you think you're going
with my Moonman?
629
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,053
-It was his idea.
-No, no.
630
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,009
We--
we weren't going anywhere.
631
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,430
We were just, you know...
632
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,179
We were gonna
take pictures with it.
633
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,943
Just to, you know--
That's all we were gonna do.
634
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,517
We were just gonna take
some selfies with it.
635
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,443
(Ezra Furman's
"Lousy Connection" playing)
636
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:25,533
(doo-wop music)
637
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:29,869
♪ ♪
638
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,037
(groans)
639
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,655
♪ It's late at night ♪
640
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,461
♪ It's time to tell you
my secrets ♪
641
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:39,666
♪ My personality's cut up
into pieces ♪
642
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:44,008
♪ Modern society's
my one secret weakness ♪
643
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:48,086
♪ I'm out of money
and I'm out of my mind ♪
644
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:52,263
♪ I, I don't want to be... ♪