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Holy shit.

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Are those her ashes?

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Yep.

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45 years of sex and
drugs and rock and roll

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stuffed into one cheap, wooden box.

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Did you find out what happened?

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Well, her sad little roommate
said she had a headache

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for a couple of days,

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but who would have
thought aneurysm, right?

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And then I guess Friday
morning she got up,

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had a sip of coffee, and just collapsed.

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Hey, you got to go,
that's the way you do it,

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quick and easy.

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Yeah, harder for everyone
you leave behind, though.

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Not the best Micki picture.

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How was the service?

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- Brutal.
- Awful.

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- So sad.
- Great light, though.

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Got some great pictures you got to see.

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Look at how the light's
coming through the window,

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giving me that Godfather-y
effect on those empty pews.

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- Oh, wow.
- You're doing good, man.

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15 lousy people in that church.

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20 if you count the chicks in the band.

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There was a band?

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Les Zeppelin.

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All-girl Zeppelin tribute band.

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Micki loved 'em.

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They played one of our Heathen
songs, "Ain't No Valentine,"

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which was basically Micki's theme song

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about never getting
married or having kids,

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which she accomplished.

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Yeah, and then they played
her favorite Zepp song,

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"Stairway to Heaven."

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That's pretty awesome.

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Yeah, not so much.

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The version went on,
like, for 20 minutes.

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Micki had enough time
to climb up into heaven,

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grab John Bonham, and bring him
back down to Earth to say,

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"Hey, douche bags,

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enough with the 20-minute
Mellotron flute solos."

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God, I would have crawled
into the box with Micki.

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Who gave this to you guys, by the way?

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Her little, sad roommate.

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Her parents are dead, no siblings.

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Yeah, she told her when she died,

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she wanted her ashes dumped in the river

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next to the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame and wanted us to do it.

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God, I've never seen
a box of ashes before.

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It's so creepy, you know?

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Yeah.

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Someone's hair and face
and teeth and toenails.

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Could we open it up?

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- No, we're not opening it up.
- No!

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Okay, relax.

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What?

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- Oh, my God.
- You guys.

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- What?
- Listen.

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It sounds like maracas.

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That was Micki's instrument.

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We sang backup.

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I was tambourine; she was maracas.

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Is this what's gonna happen to me?

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I'm gonna end up some
box of anonymous ashes

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that sound like a stupid
percussion instrument?

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You make sure that when I'm cremated,

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you put some earrings in here

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so that my ashes get the full
tambourine effect, okay?

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- God.
- Okay.

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www.TUSUBTITULO.com
-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-

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See, these are all the better photos

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than the one they had
on Micki's mass card.

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Oh, shit.

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I better pick out my picture
in case I drop dead tomorrow.

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Where's that one that you took
of me last summer at sunset?

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- Help me.
- Yeah, no, the one that I...

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Oh, yes, on the beach.

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- Yes, I have it on my phone.
I'll send it to you. - Yeah, okay.

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Honey, you're not gonna
die any time soon.

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John, you don't know that, okay?

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And I want a good picture
of myself if it happens,

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and I don't want Led Zeppelin
playing at my memorial.

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I want "Lazarus,"

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the song Bowie wrote before he died.

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Yeah.

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That's really moving.

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I want a parade.

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- When?
- When I die.

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I want a big parade,

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you know, with cotton candy
and lots of balloons

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and marching bands and dancers
and, yeah, a big deal.

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Okay, well, honey, you have
to be famous to get a parade.

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I will be. Wait, I should
pick a picture now.

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- Yeah.
- Right now.

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- Totally.
- Start filtering away.

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Yep.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I bet this is a tape I put together

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of all of our home videos
and performance stuff.

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There has got to be great
Micki footage on there.

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I want to see it.

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All the clothes, all the backstage stuff

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when you guys were young.

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Shit, I want to watch it now.

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Where are we gonna find a VCR?

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Those things are more extinct than Toto.

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The band, not the dog.

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No, no, no, Rehab knows a guy.

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Rehab can have this done.

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He had all Bam's stuff done.

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It looks great. Let me give it to him.

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We could be watching it
by tomorrow afternoon.

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Yeah, well, Flash is taking
me to Micki's tomorrow morning

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to pick up some of her belongings,

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so just make sure you
wait until we're back

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and then we can all watch it.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Cool.
- 1989.

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Topless Micki?

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No, that's me in one of your thongs.

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You have it on backwards.

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Oh, I can't wait to see this video.

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Yeah, me neither.

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And I don't feel very comfortable
watching this without Ava here.

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It's a professional courtesy
in the transfer world.

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Honey, I kind of agree.
Maybe we should wait.

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No, I'm with my girl Gigi.

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I want to see my hair.

129
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Guys, it's just old Heathens footage.

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Ava's not gonna care if
we get a head start.

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Besides, I'm gonna watch
it more than once.

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- Let's go.
- Hey.

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Oh, shit!

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I love this song.

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Look at Flash.

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Look at the girls.
They look fantastic.

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- Yeah.
- Those were the days.

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¶ Shine the night ¶

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¶ Shine it down ¶

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Back in my hometown, ready
to kick some musical ass.

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It says August 1993. What is this?

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Well, when the band broke up,

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Ava and I took a little,
you know, hiatus.

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Meaning she kicked
his ass to the curb.

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No, she went down to Nashville

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to clear her head, kind of start over.

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- That's all.
- Yeah.

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Did some backup, you
know, vocal work and...

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¶ Not impressed by the
places you've been ¶

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Did you know Flash
was down there with her?

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Well, I mean, you know,
he's from down there,

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and, you know, it's not that unusual

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that he would have been down there,

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you know, visiting his
parents or something.

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¶ You belong... ¶

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No, no, no, no, I want to see this.

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Let's see what else is on here.

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Guys, I really feel like
we should turn this off

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until Ava gets here.

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¶ Dream tonight ¶

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¶ There's nobody ¶

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¶ Else tonight ¶

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¶ The stars in the ¶

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¶ Sky tonight ¶

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¶ Will follow us now ¶

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¶ Forever and ever ¶

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Hey, listen. She's
too shy to tell you,

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but she also wrote that song.

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Holy shit.

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Can't possibly leave it behind.

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Give me that whole damn thing. Hey.

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Hi.

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So how long did you guys
have this little thing

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going on in Nashville?

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It... well, the... it...

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- It's not what it looks like.
- How long?

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- Two weeks?
- Year.

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A year?

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And who was the... who was
that song, "Dream Tonight,"

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who'd you write that about?

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- Not me.
- Oh, God.

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This is just like when we were dating.

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One minute, I wanted to
fuck your brains out;

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the next minute, pretty
sure I already had.

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All right.

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- Okay, Johnny.
- Excuse me.

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- Johnny.
- John.

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Johnny.

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Johnny.

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Unbelievable.

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- Johnny, wait. Stop!
- What?

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Where the fucking do you get off

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taking the moral high ground here, huh?

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Where do I get off?

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You slept with every
chick in the band.

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You slept with me; you slept
with Cat; you slept with Micki.

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Honey, we all slept with
Micki, multiple times, okay?

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It's a completely different situation.

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Oh, okay, so Micki doesn't count.

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But you know what?
No, she doesn't count.

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Flash's wife did, and so
did Rehab's ex-fiancée.

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I told you a million times,
that was just sex, okay?

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We just saw video evidence of
you having a year-long affair

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with my supposed best friend

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that lasted way longer than
you told me it lasted, okay?

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Like an extra fucking year.

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What difference does that make?

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It makes a big difference to me, okay?

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John, okay, he encouraged
me to write songs,

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which is more than what you ever did.

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- Oh, I'm sure he did.
- He thought that I had talent.

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Oh, yeah, and you
showed him the talent.

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I'm sure of that, right?

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He wanted me to crawl out
from under your shadow.

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And you know what? I did.

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And I liked it.

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I liked it a lot.

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Good.

219
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So then why'd you break
up with him then?

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Because things ended, okay?

221
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Flash broke up with me.

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He went back on tour. Wa...

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Great.

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Johnny.

225
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Holy shit.

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I asked you. I asked you three
times when we were dating

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if you and Ava had a thing, and
all three times you said no.

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I don't know why you lied to me.

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'Cause I was protecting Ava,
your dad, not to mention you.

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- Oh, you're protecting me?
- That's right.

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I knew you wouldn't understand.

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All right, well, you know what?

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You were right.

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I don't understand.

235
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Gigi, baby, let me...
let me just explain.

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Gig?

237
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What are you doing?

238
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Now I'm gonna Face Swap.

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Put the camera down.

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Come on, man. Don't take my picture.

241
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I'm not in the mood.

242
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I know. I got it. I'm sorry, man.

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Such a nightmare.

244
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I should have been honest with
her right from the start.

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I broke her trust.

246
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Now I got to win it back.

247
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Jesus, man, what did I just say?

248
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I know. I know. I know. I'm sorry.

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You look so handsome when you're sad,

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especially in this light.

251
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It's very flattering.

252
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- It is?
- Yeah.

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Plus, makes you look ten years younger.

254
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And you saw the photo they used
for Mickey's memorial card.

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Sucky.

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If you drop dead ten minutes from now,

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what do you want them to use?

258
00:09:34,944 --> 00:09:38,547
Some raggedy-ass old flash photo
from 15 years ago when you were fat?

259
00:09:38,548 --> 00:09:39,647
Or do you want something striking?

260
00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:41,615
Something current?

261
00:09:41,617 --> 00:09:43,284
I like striking.

262
00:09:43,286 --> 00:09:44,786
Good.

263
00:09:44,788 --> 00:09:47,855
Then stand right here. Here.

264
00:09:47,857 --> 00:09:50,591
Here, here, here, here.

265
00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:51,726
I like it.

266
00:09:51,728 --> 00:09:53,260
All right.

267
00:09:53,262 --> 00:09:54,595
Oh, you lucky son of a bitch.

268
00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:56,631
Look at that pile of cheekbones. Let it go.

269
00:09:57,834 --> 00:09:59,366
What are you thinking about?

270
00:09:59,368 --> 00:10:01,002
Thinking about Gigi.

271
00:10:01,004 --> 00:10:05,439
Okay, then think about her-r-r...

272
00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:07,008
right here.

273
00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:08,142
Nice.

274
00:10:08,144 --> 00:10:09,243
Boom.

275
00:10:09,245 --> 00:10:10,211
Boom, boom.

276
00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:11,645
That's nice.

277
00:10:12,334 --> 00:10:12,780
Nice.

278
00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:14,082
Turn over... turn over there.

279
00:10:14,084 --> 00:10:15,750
Look at there. Now look at me.

280
00:10:15,752 --> 00:10:17,719
Boom! I like it.

281
00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:19,153
I like it.

282
00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:22,824
You look hurt.

283
00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:24,658
I am hurt.

284
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:25,993
- Feel like my heart's bruised.
- Really?

285
00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:27,073
Yeah, really.

286
00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:28,395
What, you think I'm fucking around?

287
00:10:28,397 --> 00:10:29,330
I love that.

288
00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:30,464
Flash! Anger!

289
00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:31,699
Show me some more of that shit.

290
00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:32,834
I love it. I love it.

291
00:10:33,752 --> 00:10:36,704
Think about...

292
00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:39,506
Think about...

293
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,550
Ava.

294
00:10:41,811 --> 00:10:42,777
What the hell was that look?

295
00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:44,946
What look?

296
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,281
That look you just gave me
when I said, "Think about Ava."

297
00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:48,249
Really?

298
00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,151
Yeah.

299
00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:51,152
I like it.

300
00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:52,253
I love it.

301
00:10:52,255 --> 00:10:53,721
Think about her more.

302
00:10:53,723 --> 00:10:56,157
- All right.
- She smolders you.

303
00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,191
All right, I'm done
thinking about Ava.

304
00:10:57,193 --> 00:10:59,326
I want to think about Gigi now.

305
00:10:59,328 --> 00:11:00,294
Okay, okay.

306
00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,295
Okay.

307
00:11:01,297 --> 00:11:02,830
Not Ava.

308
00:11:02,832 --> 00:11:04,165
Not Ava.

309
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,699
What the hell's that?

310
00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:06,667
No, no, don't stick your butt out.

311
00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:07,668
Look up.

312
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,871
Good.

313
00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:11,639
I had all this anxiety
about being a lead singer

314
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:12,774
out in front of the band.

315
00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:14,242
Not my thing.

316
00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:17,344
But behind the band, I felt safe.

317
00:11:17,346 --> 00:11:21,315
And Flash, he just peeled this
layer of fear right off me.

318
00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:22,784
Made me believe in myself.

319
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:25,820
I felt confident and strong.

320
00:11:25,822 --> 00:11:29,123
Oh, and then revenge sex
turned into more revenge sex,

321
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,259
turned into Nashville, and
we were both from there,

322
00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:34,561
so this whole... this whole
cowboy thing that we had,

323
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,664
we lost it when we moved to New York.

324
00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:40,134
And so we were riding horses
and hanging out on the farm

325
00:11:40,136 --> 00:11:43,271
and doing it in a field.

326
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,472
He brought out the
Carrie Underwood in me.

327
00:11:45,474 --> 00:11:46,841
I don't think there's any
Carrie Underwood in you.

328
00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:48,676
Maybe Gretchen Wilson on tequila.

329
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,046
I am an almost-stepmom

330
00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:53,714
telling her almost-stepdaughter

331
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:56,117
how great the guy they
both slept with was.

332
00:11:56,119 --> 00:11:59,086
Okay, this is... I really am
a Gretchen Wilson song.

333
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,188
Redneck stepmom.

334
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,589
Yeah!

335
00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,863
This is awkward.

336
00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:11,432
But it was 20 years ago.

337
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:13,801
Hear Flash out and give him a chance.

338
00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:16,370
Yeah, no, no, I'm going to.

339
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,905
I want to bang somebody in a field.

340
00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:19,207
I've never done that.

341
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:20,808
Oh, yeah, you got to.

342
00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,743
- I really want to.
- Yeah.

343
00:12:22,745 --> 00:12:23,677
No, yeah, and you can't
put things like that off.

344
00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,646
No, I won't.

345
00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:26,680
You have the impulse,
you got to act on it.

346
00:12:26,682 --> 00:12:29,150
- Yeah.
- 'Cause look at Micki.

347
00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:30,617
I know; she's a box of
ashes on our kitchen table.

348
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,119
I'm gonna do it.

349
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:33,955
I'm just gonna bang
some guy's brains out

350
00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:34,856
right in the middle of a field.

351
00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:36,557
Total heat of passion,

352
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:37,959
spur-of-the-moment type thing, you know?

353
00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:39,460
Were you all itchy afterwards?

354
00:12:39,462 --> 00:12:40,794
Don't answer that. I'm overthinking it.

355
00:12:40,796 --> 00:12:41,928
I'm probably not gonna do it anyway.

356
00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:55,776
Hey.

357
00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,845
I thought I'd find you here.

358
00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:03,617
What are you doing?

359
00:13:05,955 --> 00:13:07,989
I'm 51 years old, and I just found out

360
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:12,059
that my supposed best
friend on the planet

361
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:15,997
had a year-long affair with
the one true love of my life,

362
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:19,833
and I can't afford to smash his guitars.

363
00:13:22,205 --> 00:13:24,872
But I did flush 200 of his
picks down the toilet.

364
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,807
Oh, yeah.

365
00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:28,709
Do not hug me.

366
00:13:28,711 --> 00:13:30,077
- You need a hug, John.
- No.

367
00:13:30,079 --> 00:13:32,780
- You need a hug, bro.
- No. Dude.

368
00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:34,215
You know what I need? I need a change.

369
00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:36,183
That's what I need.

370
00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:38,119
I'm... I'm moving out.

371
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,753
Dude, I'm moving out, and I'm moving on.

372
00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:41,322
Did you know how many
chicks there are out there

373
00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:42,723
that would love to shack
up with a guy like me?

374
00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:44,691
- There's... what?
- None.

375
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,860
- Zero. Zilch.
- No, no, dude. There's a ton...

376
00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,096
You're old; you're broke;
you're really selfish.

377
00:13:49,098 --> 00:13:51,799
Seriously, man, dude, you're not
even a lead singer anymore.

378
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:53,467
No, no, no, I got that covered.

379
00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:55,069
And that's the only
way a guy like you,

380
00:13:55,071 --> 00:13:57,871
your age, your financial situation,

381
00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:59,840
with that hair, is ever
getting laid, man.

382
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:01,542
But listen to me, all right?

383
00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:02,876
I've been thinking about
this for a long time,

384
00:14:02,878 --> 00:14:04,412
and I'm gonna pull the
trigger on it now.

385
00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:05,947
- I got a new band, new name.
- Oh, God.

386
00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,815
Think. Johnny Rock Agenda.

387
00:14:07,817 --> 00:14:09,783
Cool, right? It's like a throwback vibe.

388
00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,652
I'ma do, like, a Hives meets The Who.

389
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,054
Like, they get drunk with
David Johansen type of vibe.

390
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:14,322
You want to be the drummer?

391
00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:15,856
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?

392
00:14:15,858 --> 00:14:18,659
Because I'm Gigi's drummer, asshole.

393
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,761
It's not about you, Johnny.

394
00:14:20,763 --> 00:14:22,964
It's not about Ava.
It's not about Flash.

395
00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:24,999
It's about your daughter.

396
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:27,735
You know what your agenda should be? Her.

397
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,670
You know, the karma, the kismet,
whatever the hell it is,

398
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:32,306
all your sins from the past
coming back to haunt you,

399
00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:34,075
you know, that was 25 years ago.

400
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:36,377
Yesterday's dead and gone, pal.

401
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:39,213
Tomorrow, there's no guarantees.

402
00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:40,983
You know who doesn't have a tomorrow? Micki.

403
00:14:40,984 --> 00:14:42,283
How's that grab you?

404
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:43,817
You know what?

405
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,353
Right now,

406
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,753
right now is all you got.

407
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,889
Right now...

408
00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:51,025
it's everything.

409
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:57,164
Are you quoting Sammy Hagar to me?

410
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,699
No.

411
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,468
- Yeah, yeah, I think you were.
- Am I?

412
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:01,168
Yeah, yeah, and I think
you got it all screwed up.

413
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,903
Did I really?

414
00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:03,904
Yeah, Van Halen, Sammy
Hagar, you quoted me.

415
00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:05,639
- I did.
- Yeah.

416
00:15:05,641 --> 00:15:07,808
Van Hagar. I love that guy.

417
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:08,775
- I know.
- My God.

418
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,011
I love those songs.

419
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:13,014
How could I mess up the lyrics?

420
00:15:13,016 --> 00:15:15,949
- Bro, we're getting old, okay?
- Yeah.

421
00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:16,984
Time is a bitch.

422
00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:18,752
Counting out numbers,

423
00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,401
both of us know we ain't
getting no younger.

424
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:21,688
Bruce Springsteen.

425
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,424
No, dude, that's Cat.

426
00:15:23,426 --> 00:15:25,359
That's the Cat song you
played on last year.

427
00:15:25,361 --> 00:15:27,828
Are you kidding me?

428
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:32,033
Bro, right now, you might
need an Alzheimer's test.

429
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:35,802
How the hell does a guy that's
killing brain cells as we speak

430
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,705
know more lyrics than the guy
who's been sober for 15 years?

431
00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:40,974
Because I'm a lead singer, okay?

432
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:44,312
I could be in a coma and
still sing side one of "London Calling."

433
00:15:44,313 --> 00:15:45,479
Yeah, I got to go solo, bro.

434
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:46,813
You know what?

435
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:47,681
That's what I was born to do.

436
00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:48,982
All right.

437
00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:50,217
I'm a lead singer.

438
00:15:51,287 --> 00:15:52,686
Born to do it.

439
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:56,823
You have a change of heart?

440
00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:01,862
Yeah.

441
00:16:01,864 --> 00:16:03,531
You know how much money Sammy Hagar made

442
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,566
off that Cabo Wabo Tequila
when he left Van Halen?

443
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,301
Like 90 million bucks.

444
00:16:07,303 --> 00:16:08,835
Just hear me out.

445
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,604
The Johnny Rock Agenda takes off, huh.

446
00:16:10,606 --> 00:16:11,939
Johnny Rock's Demon Rum and Cola.

447
00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:13,807
It comes, like, in a cool bottle,

448
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,409
like, black with, like, a gold flake

449
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:16,510
skull and crossbones on it.

450
00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:17,778
We can jack up the price.

451
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:18,912
What do you think?

452
00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,715
I'm sober, dude.

453
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:23,917
Dude, doesn't mean you can't
make money off drunk people.

454
00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,920
God help your soul.

455
00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:28,422
Think about it.

456
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,744
You think I didn't want
to lord this over your dad

457
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,978
from the very first second after Ava
and I had sex for the first time?

458
00:16:38,979 --> 00:16:40,206
You bet your ass.

459
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,208
I was so psyched, I didn't
want to do it over the phone.

460
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,775
I wanted to do it in person
so I could see the look

461
00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:47,178
on his back-stabbing,
skinny bitch horse face

462
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,479
when he finally found out.

463
00:16:49,402 --> 00:16:50,948
Relax.

464
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,350
So tell me what happened.

465
00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:54,361
Ava happened.

466
00:16:54,362 --> 00:16:55,828
Big-time blindsided me,

467
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,396
and just like...

468
00:16:57,398 --> 00:17:00,266
That, I was smitten.

469
00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:02,634
You were smitten?

470
00:17:02,636 --> 00:17:05,104
It's not a word that I usually
use, but I was smitten by her.

471
00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:06,538
I was...

472
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,574
besotted, captivated.

473
00:17:08,576 --> 00:17:10,476
It was like being in a
hurricane for a whole year,

474
00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:12,945
just flying around, man.

475
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:14,780
We burned it down in Nashville.

476
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:17,149
Then I caught a tour. I go on the road.

477
00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:19,151
And Johnny's calling her, "Come back,"

478
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:22,588
and, you know, it was over.

479
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:25,359
And then I guess you thought you could get
revenge on my dad by sleeping with me.

480
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,995
Hey.

481
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,230
Am I right?

482
00:17:31,232 --> 00:17:32,731
Yeah, you're right.

483
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,767
Then I got to know you,

484
00:17:34,769 --> 00:17:36,903
and I saw how much all
this means to you...

485
00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:39,571
the band, your relationship with Ava,

486
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:41,673
the whole nine yards,

487
00:17:41,675 --> 00:17:45,111
and I was...

488
00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:47,046
If you say "smitten" right now,

489
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:49,081
I'm gonna kick you in the balls.

490
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,017
Enraptured.

491
00:17:56,824 --> 00:17:58,857
¶ Smoke in the air ¶

492
00:18:00,494 --> 00:18:03,062
¶ I don't have a care ¶

493
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:15,641
¶ But it's not fair ¶

494
00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:17,810
¶ Don't touch your hair ¶

495
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,547
¶ It's not nice to stare ¶

496
00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:22,982
¶ But it's not fair ¶

497
00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:25,318
¶ To let down your hair ¶

498
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:35,094
11 texts, and I still
have not heard from him.

499
00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:36,795
Maybe he went to Cleveland
to spread Micki's ashes

500
00:18:36,797 --> 00:18:38,264
in the river next to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

501
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:41,768
Johnny wouldn't go to Cleveland
if they were giving out free coke.

502
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:43,102
They should have a cocaine wing

503
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:44,170
at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

504
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,972
If that were the case,

505
00:18:45,974 --> 00:18:47,373
Johnny would have got
in on the first ballot.

506
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:51,343
Hey dude.

507
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,716
John? Why didn't you text me back?

508
00:18:57,718 --> 00:19:00,752
I have a major announcement
for all of us to celebrate.

509
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,721
Bam already knows what it is.

510
00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:04,756
I... I tried to talk
him out of it, so...

511
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,659
Cabo Wabo for everybody.

512
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:09,528
Bam and Re, you can have
coffee or water, whatever.

513
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:12,298
Just make sure you do the actual
toast for karma purposes.

514
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,733
Here you go.

515
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,702
Yep.

516
00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:20,772
Here is to...

517
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:23,009
a great American philosopher,

518
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:24,443
Sammy Hagar,

519
00:19:24,445 --> 00:19:26,145
Van Halen's Sammy Hagar,

520
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who once said two very important words:

521
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"Right now."

522
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The past, the future... this
ain't Nashville in 1994.

523
00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,024
This is New York City in 2016.

524
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:40,393
Here's to Gigi and The Assassins

525
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and our dysfunctional little
kick-ass rock and roll family.

526
00:19:43,697 --> 00:19:44,730
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

527
00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:45,564
Forever.

528
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:47,766
Cheers.

529
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,337
And what we're gonna
do is, we're gonna play

530
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,329
Micki's favorite Heathens
song of all time, "Ain't No Valentine,"

531
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,741
and, honey, you're gonna play
Micki's percussion part.

532
00:19:55,743 --> 00:19:58,044
- With what?
- These.

533
00:19:58,046 --> 00:20:00,379
I had this buddy of
mine at Steve Maxwell's

534
00:20:00,381 --> 00:20:02,948
do a rush job last night putting
Micki's ashes into these maracas

535
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,850
so she's gonna be with us forever,

536
00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:05,784
or at least until next
time we go to Cleveland.

537
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,521
They sound amazing, baby.

538
00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:10,289
- Dad.
- Yeah.

539
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,123
- Did you get to see the ashes?
- Yes, I did.

540
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,925
What did they look like?

541
00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:14,427
They looked like a pile
of the really cheap blow

542
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:16,695
we used to buy down on
Avenue A back in the day.

543
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:18,264
- It was weird.
- That is the circle of life.

544
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:19,731
You guys... let's kick the song off.

545
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:21,400
Gigi, you know the lyrics.

546
00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:23,102
Oh, yeah, I've always loved this one.

547
00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:26,772
Hey, hang on a second, guys.

548
00:20:26,774 --> 00:20:29,475
What?

549
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:32,344
I want you to take this
guitar, smash it in that amp,

550
00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:36,715
'cause I got 'em both in Nashville.

551
00:20:36,717 --> 00:20:40,086
Be a good way to bury the past.

552
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:41,387
One, two, three!

553
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:57,403
¶ I'm not the one who
said you were forever ¶

554
00:20:59,707 --> 00:21:03,675
¶ Forever is a long, long time ¶

555
00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:10,349
¶ I ain't no valentine ¶

556
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,618
¶ I got a bull's-eye on my back ¶

557
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:15,554
¶ Hey, on my back ¶

558
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