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♪ Harry Winona ♪
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♪ R.J. ♪
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♪ Wo-oo-ood ♪
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Nope. No, no, no.
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- ♪ Wood ♪
- ♪ Wood from the diaphragm. ♪
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Felix, I just need help
with the gospel number.
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Why am I singing the phonebook?
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Because it's about emotion.
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A great singer should be
able to sing any lyrics
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and still move the listener to tears.
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Now, let's take it from A.C.
Ventner and Son's Towing,
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and make me feel it this time.
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♪ A.C. Ventner ♪
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♪ Arnie Victor ♪
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♪ Lucy Volman ♪
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♪ Mole Removal. ♪
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What are you singing?
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It makes me wish I had a mole to remove.
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Oscar, Dani is the featured soloist
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in her church choir on Sunday,
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and I'm helping her get over her nerves
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with a little bit of coaching.
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You'll come and hear
Dani sing, won't you?
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- Mmm. Wouldn't miss it.
- Oh, great.
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It's Sunday at First Baptist Church.
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Mmm. I got a thing.
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Oscar!
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S... I just can't do the church thing.
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There's so many rules.
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Be nice. Don't sin.
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It's just... too much.
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Oscar. This is a big moment for Dani.
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I went to your laser tag birthday party.
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Okay. I'll go.
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And you do sound beautiful.
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Thank you. I just
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Oh, you won't.
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- Just remember what I told you.
- Uh-huh.
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Look out at the crowd and imagine
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that they're in their underwear.
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Actually, if it's noon on a Sunday,
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you won't have to imagine,
just look at Oscar.
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I haven't been to
church in, like, forever.
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I don't know when to
stand, or kneel or jump,
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or anything like that.
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I don't think there's jumping.
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Well, this is a black church.
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Sometimes there's jumping.
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Thank you. I can't stop sweating.
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I know this is a place of God,
but the devil made these robes.
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- Dani. You are going to be just fine.
- Hmm?
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I'm just not a lead singer type.
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I'm not Diana Ross; I'm a Supreme.
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I always used to dream
about being in the spotlight
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when I was a young cellist.
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Alas, all the men of my family
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are cursed with infantum manos.
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Baby hands.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Oh. No. It's okay. There's
not a cookie jar built
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that's safe from these bad boys.
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But you, you have a gift.
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And you're about to
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- Oh. Thank you, Felix.
- Hmm.
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I couldn't have done it without you.
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Oh, this isn't about me.
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This is about you having
your moment to shine.
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Speaking of which,
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you're gonna want to towel
off your forehead. It's, uh...
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Oh. Okay.
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- Good morning.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Ah.
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There's only one hymnal left.
Hey, do you mind sharing?
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I do not.
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Hey. Is that Michael Spencer?
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Oh, yeah, from the Braves.
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I interviewed him once after a game.
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He was in the shower.
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Not great for my self-esteem.
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Hey. Uh, I heard that
he was offered a TV show,
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and he's looking for a co-host.
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Oh. That would be such a sweet gig.
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I'd love another shot at TV.
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You should go and talk to him.
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No. I don't want to bother
him while he's in church.
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I heard your nemesis Rich
Eisen is circling the job.
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- I'll be right back.
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Hello.
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Michael.
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- It's Oscar Madison.
- Hey.
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What's up, Oscar? It's
good to see you again.
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And this time I'm a lot less naked.
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Yes. A lot easier to
establish eye contact.
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I'm surprised to see you here.
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I didn't know you were
a church-going man.
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Oh, yeah. I go to church every...
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every...
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...time there's church.
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♪ Ezekiel saw the wheel ♪
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♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ Ezekiel saw the wheel ♪
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♪ Way in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ Some go to church to sing and shout ♪
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♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ Before six months
they've shouted out ♪
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♪ Way in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ I'll tell you what
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♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ He'll talk about me
and he'll talk about you ♪
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♪ Way in the middle of the air ♪
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♪ Ezekiel saw the wheel ♪
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♪ Ezekiel saw the wheel ♪
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♪ Way in the middle ♪
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♪ Of the air... ♪
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She's really something.
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Yes, we are.
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When you sang, Sister Dani,
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I felt the Spirit.
Your voice is amazing.
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Oh. Thank you, Raylene.
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I couldn't have done it without the help
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- of the Lord.
- Her friend, Felix.
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And also the Lord.
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Brava, Dani!
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I'm so proud of you.
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Oh. Your help meant so much, Felix.
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Oh, please. It doesn't
matter who did what
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or who was able to inspire
you to reach heights
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you never would have otherwise.
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- Ooh, Dani.
- Oh.
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You were amazing.
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I was literally crying.
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My favorite part was when you...
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you know, sang and stuff.
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Hey.
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Man, that was amazing.
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That guy gave such a great speech.
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Sermon.
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Fine. Sermon gave a great speech.
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Hey, Oscar.
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Me and a couple of my boys
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are getting together tomorrow night.
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It's gonna be a righteous time.
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You want to hang?
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Playoffs. Nice.
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I'd love to. How about
we do it at my place?
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That sounds great.
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Hey, fellas. My friend Oscar
said we could do Bible study
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at his place this week.
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That's right. It's gonna be fun.
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BYOB.
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Bring your own Bible.
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Dani, I hope that you're sitting down.
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I hope you can see that I am.
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I just talked to my friend who works at
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Good Evening New York with Rick Rovener,
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and I sent her the video of
your solo at church yesterday,
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and she loved it.
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She wants to book you and the choir
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for an upcoming segment on the show.
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This is your cue to jump up and hug me.
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Felix, I can't sing on TV.
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I can only sing at church
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because the people there can't judge me.
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You know, lest they be judged.
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This could be huge for you.
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Dani, think about it.
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Out of all of the people in
New York, God has chosen me...
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...to put you in front of the masses.
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It is humbling, really.
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Oh.
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If it's the Lord's will,
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- I can't really say no, can I?
- No.
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Plus, I already said yes
and I forged your name
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on some stuff.
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And I'll, I'll go tell the choir.
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- Can I get that hug now?
- Yes. Thank you.
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Oh. I'm gonna be singing about
the Lord's glory on television.
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My sister's gonna be so jealous.
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Suck it, Denise.
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All right, Teddy, quiz me
on the top ten commandments.
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Well, first, they're not the top ten.
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Then how did they get in the Bible?
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Oscar. I never thought I'd
see you reading the Good Book.
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Or a book.
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Very funny, Felix,
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but I have decided to
turn the other cheek.
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Oh, nice.
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Let's stay in that Bible zone.
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Oscar. Do you think that the Lord
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would approve of you pretending
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to be religious to get a job?
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Oh, right. Like God's perfect.
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Oscar. I'm going to need you to stay
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a lightning bolt's distance
away from me at all times.
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The New Testament?
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Hey, Oscar.
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Here's the, uh, Reuben from
Langford's that you ordered.
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I didn't order anything.
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And why do you look good?
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No reason.
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This is just something that
I threw on this morning.
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Oh. You're hoping to run into
your church buddy, aren't you?
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His name is Troy,
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and he said he would be here...
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on his Facebook page.
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Okay. Y-you've got to go.
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This is Bible study, not a booty call.
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Oh. Like you're so pious
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with your pornography lying around.
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It's the swimsuit issue.
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But good catch; I'll get rid of that.
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Welcome, brothers.
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I mean, religious brothers.
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You know, 'cause...
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Welcome.
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And finally, Lord, we ask
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that you send us into this
new week with your blessing,
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and your guidance that
we may do your good work.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Am... amen.
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Well, thanks for hosting, Oscar.
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Oh, hey. Mi casa es God casa.
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Hey, Oscar, I don't know if you heard,
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but I'm doing a TV show.
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What? Huh? Really?
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Would you have any interest
in being my co-host?
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Hell, yeah.
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Lujah.
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You know, Oscar, just
listening to your show,
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I would have never
thought that you were so...
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Religious?
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Well, I was gonna say "funny".
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But now I know the real you.
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And I think America should
get to know you, too.
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Wow. I'm... thank you, Michael.
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It's like some great powerful force
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wanted God to put you and I together.
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There's that funny again.
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♪ Savior ♪
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♪ Savior... ♪
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♪ Hear my ♪
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♪ Humble cry ♪
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♪ While on others ♪
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♪ Thou art calling ♪
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♪ Do not pass me ♪
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Okay.
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Dani.
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You were amazing, you lifted me up.
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The rest of you... okay.
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A couple of thoughts. Okay.
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First of all, right now, you all do
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a lot of singing,
okay. And it's powerful.
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But it's also just a
little bit expected.
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Just a little expected, don't you think?
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So here's what I think.
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We'll have Dani start it off.
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Okay? And then the rest of you
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will join in in the middle
for the-the "oohs", okay?
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And then we all join
together for the final chorus.
264
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Or...
265
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hear me out...
266
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we just let Dani take
it home all by herself.
267
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We're not a backup group.
We sing together, right?
268
00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:47,770
Okay. And here,
269
00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:49,439
here, that's great.
270
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,075
But tomorrow you're going to be singing
271
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on Good Evening New
York with Rick Rovener!
272
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We don't care about being on TV.
273
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,949
Well, that's fine. You don't have to be,
274
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because it's Dani's solo
that got you the spot.
275
00:11:02,253 --> 00:11:07,857
Are you gonna let this bow-tied
busybody talk to us this way?!
276
00:11:07,858 --> 00:11:10,460
You know, he-he did get us the booking,
277
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,028
so maybe we should just hear him out?
278
00:11:12,029 --> 00:11:14,197
Oh. You're on his side.
279
00:11:14,198 --> 00:11:16,566
Well,
280
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,635
we were singing good
before you got here,
281
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,937
and we'll sing just as
good when you're gone.
282
00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:24,005
So it's gonna be like
that, huh, Raylene?
283
00:11:25,308 --> 00:11:27,110
I don't remember any TV producers
284
00:11:27,111 --> 00:11:30,747
knocking on your door before I got here.
285
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Hit the road, Jack.
286
00:11:33,054 --> 00:11:34,021
What'd you say?
287
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♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪
288
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,224
♪ And don't you come back no more ♪
289
00:11:37,225 --> 00:11:39,626
♪ No more, no more, no more ♪
290
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- ♪ Hit the road, Jack, and don't
you come back ♪ - Felix, let's go.
291
00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,746
- ♪ No more ♪
- Boy, they really had that cued up.
292
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:45,866
Mm.
293
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:48,348
I don't think I can do another
one of these Bible study things.
294
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:50,684
I mean, I got some weird
looks when I mentioned
295
00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:52,206
Noah of the Lost Ark.
296
00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:54,408
Just fake it until you sign the contract
297
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,477
and the job is yours.
298
00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:58,212
Hey, Oscar.
299
00:11:58,213 --> 00:12:00,214
What's this about the job?
300
00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:03,650
It's pronounced "Jobe," Teddy.
301
00:12:03,651 --> 00:12:05,152
- Hey, Teddy.
- Hey.
302
00:12:05,153 --> 00:12:07,221
Hey, Oscar, uh, you brought your agent?
303
00:12:07,222 --> 00:12:09,556
Well, who needs to read the
Bible more than an agent?
304
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:11,023
Am I right?
305
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:14,026
We're slime.
306
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:21,601
Tell me, Oscar, um, how
many Gospels are there?
307
00:12:25,773 --> 00:12:28,575
I believe it was Jesus
308
00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:30,911
who said, "Number not
309
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"the Gospels,
310
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"because mine is the only true number,
311
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,085
and that is good."
312
00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:41,187
And then I think he said, "Amen."
313
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,793
Oh, look, it's, um, Brother...
314
00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:47,960
Teddy, don't, don't. Teddy, Ted...
315
00:12:50,764 --> 00:12:52,900
I'm really disappointed in you, Oscar.
316
00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:56,236
Pretending that you're religious
just to further your career.
317
00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,705
Obviously I can't work
with someone like that.
318
00:12:58,706 --> 00:13:00,307
I get it. That's a new low
319
00:13:00,308 --> 00:13:02,509
for even me.
320
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,446
I'm a selfish, greedy bastard.
321
00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:08,382
And I just said "bastard" in church.
322
00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,517
Twice.
323
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:14,855
Come on.
324
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,524
You could really use Bible study.
325
00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:19,493
But instead of going in
with an ulterior motive,
326
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,029
try it with an open heart.
327
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,098
You're right. I'm in.
328
00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:28,100
I need to be open to this, not
get all Lady Crawley about it.
329
00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:30,904
It's a Downton Abbey thing.
330
00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:32,306
Oh.
331
00:13:32,307 --> 00:13:35,242
Because I'm black, I
don't know Downton Abbey?
332
00:13:35,243 --> 00:13:37,544
What? No, no...
333
00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:39,712
I'm just kidding with you, Oscar.
334
00:13:41,248 --> 00:13:43,250
♪ Do, re, mi, fa ♪
335
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:45,385
- ♪ So, la, ti... ♪
- Stop. Stop.
336
00:13:45,386 --> 00:13:47,321
Stop singing.
337
00:13:47,322 --> 00:13:48,222
What now?
338
00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:49,464
You're getting a little pitchy.
339
00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,688
No, you're getting a little...
340
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,748
Oh, you said "pitchy"?
341
00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:55,529
Why are you riding me so much?
342
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,331
- Your friend said I was a star!
- Ah.
343
00:13:57,332 --> 00:14:00,067
"Could be a star." After
I'm done molding you.
344
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,402
Do you think that little
Moshe Lipshitz from Yonkers
345
00:14:02,403 --> 00:14:05,037
just turned himself into
Rick Rovener overnight?
346
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:07,541
Now let's take it again.
347
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,176
I'm just about done taking it.
348
00:14:09,177 --> 00:14:11,778
Why don't you just focus on the booking
349
00:14:11,779 --> 00:14:13,847
and let me focus on the singing?
350
00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:15,315
If I hadn't focused on the singing,
351
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:17,339
you would still be way in
the back row of the choir
352
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,452
without a solo, so...
353
00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:21,288
I'm thinking about going solo right now.
354
00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:23,457
You already dropped the
choir, so... Oh, you're...
355
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,925
Oh, she's talking about me.
356
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,760
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
357
00:14:26,761 --> 00:14:28,896
You are so ungrateful!
358
00:14:28,897 --> 00:14:30,063
I made you!
359
00:14:30,064 --> 00:14:31,098
I'm leaving, Felix.
360
00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:32,432
Fine!
361
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:33,867
Enjoy being a stripper!
362
00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:35,369
What?!
363
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,871
It's from the movie musical Gypsy.
364
00:14:37,872 --> 00:14:39,740
Her mother was her manager
and then Gypsy's on the verge
365
00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:41,861
of becoming a star and then
her ego gets the better...
366
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,085
Oh, Netflix it!
367
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,436
Uh-oh, you're book-dusting.
368
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:56,138
What's wrong?
369
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,207
Dani and I had a fight.
370
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,632
After everything I've done for her,
371
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,468
she doesn't want me
at our TV appearance.
372
00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:03,403
Your TV appearance?
373
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,505
Her TV appearance.
374
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,040
Felix, you seem troubled.
375
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,209
Like a sheep who's
strayed from the path,
376
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,377
away from the flock.
377
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,649
Oscar, are you experiencing
rare side effects
378
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,484
and should you consult a doctor?
379
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:19,086
No, I'm just sharing something
380
00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:21,421
that my new friends turned me on to,
381
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:25,459
"Do nothing for selfish
ambition or conceit."
382
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,327
- Wow.
- Yeah.
383
00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:30,330
It's from the Bible.
384
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:33,033
Fallopians.
385
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:37,304
So you're saying I put my own
ego ahead of Dani's happiness.
386
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:39,139
And did you say "Fallopians"?
387
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,475
I did, my son.
388
00:15:41,476 --> 00:15:43,477
Yes, I suppose you're right.
389
00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:46,480
I was using Dani to try to
grab a bit of that spotlight
390
00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:48,482
that has always eluded me.
391
00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,951
In high school, I spent four
years as second chair cello,
392
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:53,286
living in the shadow
of, first, Margaret Kim,
393
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,122
then Will Turko, then Duane Foy,
394
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:58,191
and then the other Margaret Kim.
395
00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,193
It's totally understandable, buddy.
396
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,661
You were just using Dani
397
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,064
the way I was using
Michael to get a job.
398
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:07,134
But I ended up finding
something so much more.
399
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:08,635
Grace.
400
00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,070
So this is just you now?
401
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:12,672
I'm just as surprised as anyone.
402
00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:15,474
I have to go talk to Dani.
403
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:29,355
Aw, my lost little lambs.
404
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,325
Five minutes, Ms. Duncan.
405
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,324
Thank you.
406
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,549
And you only need the one mic?
407
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,163
Yeah, it's, uh... it's just me.
408
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:37,330
I'm all alone.
409
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,964
A choir of one.
410
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,036
Dear God,
411
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:44,771
it's me, Dani.
412
00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:48,275
Duncan, New York City. I
know you got 1,000 Danis.
413
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:51,344
Lord, I'm praying 'cause
I need forgiveness.
414
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,613
I-I've committed the sin of-of pride.
415
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:55,282
And I've alienated my friends,
416
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,417
and now I got to go out
there and sing alone.
417
00:16:57,418 --> 00:17:00,220
I want to blame Felix,
but this is really on me,
418
00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,556
because I let it happen.
419
00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:05,025
Oh, please, God, please,
send the strength that I need
420
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,093
to make it through
today. And I want to...
421
00:17:09,831 --> 00:17:13,533
Lord, are you calling me home?
422
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,438
What are you guys doing here?
423
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,942
I called them and explained that
none of this was your fault...
424
00:17:20,943 --> 00:17:21,615
it was all mine.
425
00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:22,776
Not surprisingly,
426
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:24,377
they were very forgiving.
427
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,512
Of Dani.
428
00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:28,114
Jury's still out on you, little man.
429
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,884
Okay, Ms. Duncan, you're on.
430
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,453
Correction, we're on.
431
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,790
Love it!
432
00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:46,032
Oh! I'm sorry, I
touched somebody's boob.
433
00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:51,471
♪ Rock my soul in
the bosom of Abraham ♪
434
00:17:51,472 --> 00:17:54,608
♪ Oh, rock my soul ♪
435
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:58,278
♪ Oh, rock my soul ♪
436
00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:04,751
♪ Oh, rock my soul. ♪
437
00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:08,521
That was glorious.
438
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,457
I got to say, Oscar, I'm impressed
439
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,325
with how far you've
come in so little time.
440
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,461
Yeah. I didn't even laugh
when they said "bosom."
441
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,430
Thanks for being so nice to me
442
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:20,133
- after I lied to you.
- Eh.
443
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,935
It's like the Good book says, "Forgive
444
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,470
and you will be forgiven."
445
00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:25,354
- "And you will be forgiven""
- "Be forgotten."
446
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,274
I mean "forgiven." Um, I'm sorry.
447
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,442
I thought we were doing a different one.
448
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,878
I had the best time today.
449
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:34,513
And thank you for escorting me to work.
450
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,484
Oh. What a gentleman.
451
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:39,619
Well, it is our third date.
452
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,520
Mm.
453
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,555
Bye.
454
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,891
Oh, someone has a crush.
455
00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:47,027
Yes. Troy is amazing.
456
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:49,029
He's respectful,
457
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:51,731
he's spiritual, he's kind.
458
00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:53,533
It's just all the stuff you don't find
459
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:54,868
in a guy these days.
460
00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:58,704
Oh, and, also, he's saving
himself for marriage.
461
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,409
- You mean...?
- Yep.
462
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,677
Okay, but you can still...
463
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,577
Nope.
464
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,179
- But what if you just...
- Uh-uh.
465
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,081
So right now you must feel totally...
466
00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:09,683
Oh, yeah.
467
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,721
It's Rich Eisen.
468
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,089
You know Rich, right?
469
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,892
Did I tell you I asked him to
be the co-host of my TV show?
470
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,894
No, you didn't, Michael.
471
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:23,363
But that's great.
472
00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:26,066
Yeah? 'Cause I know you
two were sort of rivals.
473
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,534
Oh, no, that's the old me.
474
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,002
I'm happy for him now.
475
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,937
I think you two will make a great team.
476
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:33,401
You know what, I do, too. You
know, 'cause we're so different.
477
00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,408
'Cause, like, I'm the
churchgoing goodie-goodie,
478
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:37,344
and he's, like, the brash bad boy.
479
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,479
I better call him back.
480
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,184
I'm sorry, Oscar.
481
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:48,188
Yeah. It is frustrating
not to get what you want.
482
00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:51,191
So... frustrating.
483
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,592
Eh,
484
00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,394
it's okay. Clearly,
it wasn't meant to be.
485
00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:58,197
I mean, everything happens
for a reason, right?
486
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,369
I'm proud of Oscar. He's really changed.
487
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,237
He's done a lot of growing.
488
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:05,238
- Yeah.
- Damn it!
489
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:06,940
That is totally unfair!
490
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:09,075
Thanks a lot, God!
491
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:11,710
I devoted my entire week to you!
492
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,788
You can add a paper towel
dispenser to my bill.
493
00:20:27,402 --> 00:20:28,870
♪ This little light of mine ♪
494
00:20:28,871 --> 00:20:31,005
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
495
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:33,274
♪ This little light of mine ♪
496
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,610
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
497
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,012
♪ This little light of mine ♪
498
00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:39,814
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
499
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:42,317
♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
500
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:44,317
♪ Let it shine ♪
501
00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:47,722
♪ This little light of mine ♪
502
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,391
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
503
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:52,327
♪ This little light of mine ♪
504
00:20:52,328 --> 00:20:54,738
♪ I'm gonna let it shine... ♪
505
00:20:54,739 --> 00:21:02,339
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