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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

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[soft jazz music playing]

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Hello, Brandy. Are they here?

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_

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I've been so looking forward to this.

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- Me, too!
- So... the boys aren't here yet?

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Oh, boy, nothing gets by you.

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We won't be needing this anymore.

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Wait! What do you use
to sop up sauce with?

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I don't eat sauce.

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I'd like a vodka martini, straight up.
Very dry, please.

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And two olives on the side.
Thank you.

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You do know that vodka
is made from potatoes.

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Alcohol has its own rules.

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So...

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So... [chuckles]

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What do you think is so important
that we had to have dinner tonight?

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I'm getting something.

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I have a very strong sense that this is
the night they announce their retirement.

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I've been wondering the same thing.
Of course, I'm not psychic.

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Oh, honey, you don't know that.

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No. I do. Because no one is.

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- Well, I hope they do.
- Me, too.

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- Hello.
- Oh, hi.

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Hi, sweetheart.

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[whispers] No appetizers, no dessert.

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How are you?

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- Hello, Grace.
- Hello, Sol.

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These mussels are delicious.
And the crab. So fresh.

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And they give you three sauces!

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Look at this oyster!

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Do you think they realize
they live in their own spoon?

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We've only had this
seafood platter 700 times.

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- Sol's a little anxious tonight.
- Something happen at the office?

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Actually, we do want to talk
to you two about something.

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- Right, Sol?
- Okay.

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Well, um...

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As you know,
we're getting better with age.

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And this can be a very exciting
chapter we're about to open.

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In the book of life.

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It feels alive with possibility.

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And change.

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And Frankie herself
says change is always good.

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Especially when starting
this new chapter of our lives.

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This new chapter of our lives is gonna be
over if you don't get to the point.

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- I'll do it.
- No.

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- It's okay.
- Robert...

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Please, Sol.

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What Sol is trying to say is...

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I'm leaving you.

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And he's leaving you...

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For this...
next chapter of our lives.

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- You're leaving me?
- Yes.

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- Who is she?
- Oh, it's not what you think.

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- It's a he.
- Excuse me?

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And it's Sol.
I'm in love with Sol.

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Sol and I are in love.

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- My Sol?
- Your Sol.

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You mean you're gay?
And this is who you're gay with?

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- This is who I'm in love with.
- Oh, my God.

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No. This makes no sense.

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You're business partners,
you're not lovers... friends.

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How long has this been going on?

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Well, it's been...

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- I don't know exactly.
- Twenty years.

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- [Grace gasps]
- Think there was a better time

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to tell us this? Like, say, any time
over the last two decades?

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I'm gonna throw up.

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- [Sol] I'm so sorry.
- Why now?

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- We want to get married.
- Married?!

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- 'Cause we can do that now.
- I know! I hosted that fundraiser!

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Oh, my God.
This is why you brought us here!

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You didn't want me to make a scene,
did you, Robert?

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You thought this place would protect you.

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You spineless... chickensh--!

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- Don't do that!
- Sorry. Are people looking?

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- You want a scene? I'll give you a scene!
- No.

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- Actually, I didn't want a scene.
- You son of a bitch!

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- I can't believe this is happening.
- Breathe.

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Breathe. In two, three...

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Take your fucking hand off my sternum!

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- [Grace grunting]
- [Robert] Please!

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Grace.

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I, um...

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[scoffs]

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Of course.

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I'm sorry, Frankie.
I... didn't know how to handle it.

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Well, good job picking
the worst way imaginable.

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Some things there's no good way to do.

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How do I tell the woman I've loved
for 40 years that I can't be with her

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- if I want to be happy.
- You don't.

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Ride out the clock.
Stay miserable. I've got news for you.

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The next chapter is not that long.

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- Wait, is that why you got the Cialis?
- Everyone gets Cialis at my age.

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You probably should sleep in the den.

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[sighs]

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[knock on door]

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Grace?

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Can I talk to you
for a second, please?

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I don't know.
Not talking is your forte.

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Well, I'm talking now, and I'm sorry.

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I just never thought
you'd be this upset.

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What did you think I'd be?

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I honestly thought you'd be relieved.

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Relieved? Really?!

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I think relief is what you're feeling.

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I'm feeling like
the last 40 years have been a fraud.

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Now, come on.
Only the last 20 years were a fraud.

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That's a joke.

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Uh-uh. No.
You don't get to do that.

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You don't get to pretend
that this is nothing.

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No. You're right. It is not nothing.

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And I should have told you
a long time ago.

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But let's be honest.

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Were you ever
really happy with me?

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I was happy enough.

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So we didn't have
the romance of the century.

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But I thought we were normal.

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I thought we were like everybody else.
I thought this was life.

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And I thought there was more.

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Hm.

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It would have been easier if you'd died.

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[groans softly]

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I can't remember the last time
I've slept without you.

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I know I've done it but I...
I can't remember.

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Come here.

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I hate that I hurt you.

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I really do love you.

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I mean,
you've always loved me for...

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Who you are.

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Ironic, isn't it?

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- [Sol] Hey, boys.
- [man] Hey, Dad.

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Mom.

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- [Sol] We need to talk.
- [man 2] Oh, my God.

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Is this another intervention?

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Dad, I'm 90 days clean, I swear.

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I took an Advil PM last night,
but I took that as directed.

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This is not an intervention.

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But you may want to make sure
your sponsor is available,

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'cause this will kick you in the balls.

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[knock on door]

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Grace, I'm going to cancel the kids.

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[Grace] No.

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They'll know something's up.

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I'm not ready
to talk to them yet about this.

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Are you sure?

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Yes.

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Try to be straight
for one more brunch.

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You're gay?

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Uncle Robert's gay?

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I mean, you've always
had a big personality,

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but I... I never thought...

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You and Uncle Robert?

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I don't see it.

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Oh, God, now I see it.

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Mom, I can't stop seeing it.

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I'm sorry.
Why don't we have a therapist here?

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- There was one here when the dog died.
- Oh, wait. There's more. Tell them.

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- Haven't we had enough news for one day?
- They're getting married.

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'Cause they want to make the most
of their remaining years.

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But that's okay, I mean,

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I've always dreamed that I would spend
my remaining years alone.

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Hummus?

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[vehicle approaching]

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[car doors open and shut]

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[footsteps approaching]

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What the fuck...

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- Hi, girls...
- ...is going on?

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- Where are Mitch and the kids?
- Dad, you're gay?

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Bud called.
When were you planning on telling us?

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I just wanted one last normal brunch.

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Is someone gonna start
explaining what's going on?

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Ask your father.

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Dad?

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Well, girls...

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It... It...

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It kind of is what it is.

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- Great talk, Dad.
- Please, sit down.

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I mean, if I found out you were
being indicted, I would've said sure.

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But this?

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Oh, my God.
What am I gonna tell my kids?

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Why don't you start with,
"Do you know where poop comes from?"

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[Grace and Robert groan]

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How am I in trouble right now?
Sorry, Dad.

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Look, I'm sorry you had to find out
this way and I know it's a shock,

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- but... honestly, it was killing me.
- Oh, Mom...

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This is why I didn't want
to talk about it yet.

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I didn't want to fall apart
in front of you.

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It's okay, Mom.
It's a fall apart kind of a thing.

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Daddy, we'll come
talk to you in a little bit. Okay?

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- Please?
- Oh!

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[sobbing]

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Mom, we're gonna
get you through this. Okay?

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We're gonna find you people to talk to.

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People who understand
exactly what you're going through.

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There's a group for wives of husbands
who've turned gay in their seventies?

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Mom, we'll go to Palm Springs
for the weekend.

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Oh, there is definitely
a group there, Mom.

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We'll... We could play tennis
and we'll go to the movies and...

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I can't... I can't plan.

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I'm just trying
to keep my coffee down.

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Mom, what can we do for you?

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Nothing, nothing.

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How about a Valium?

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Okay.

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If anyone can deal with this,
Mom, it is you.

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You're always talking about a door closing

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or a window closing
or opening, something...

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the point is... you would say...

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The journey starts in the unknown.

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And there are butterflies
that come from cocoons...

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That's just shit you say.

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Mom, three months ago
his life was a total mess.

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No shit. What professor
scores coke off a student?

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And not even the one
he was sleeping with.

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Right. I was as low as you could get.

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- But look at me now.
- Yes, look at him.

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Goddammit, he's a substitute teacher.

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But I'm okay. Because of you.

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Coyote. Nwabudike.

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I have got to get out of here.

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- [whispering] Holy shit.
- What the fuck, dude?

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Thank you so very much, Ma'am.
And you have yourself a great day now.

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Fuck you.

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Wow.

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Your chair arrived.

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Oh, my God, they said
it was going to take six weeks.

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It took two days.
When does that happen?

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It's a joke. Between me and Sol.

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A private joke.

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Now you get a sense of humor?

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When did you get this piece?

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About a year ago.

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I gotta get out of this house.

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- Why don't I go?
- No.

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I've never really liked this house.
I'm gonna go to the beach.

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I have a question.

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When people ask me why we got
that house with Sol and Frankie,

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I tell them what you told me.
That it was a business decision, right?

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A once in a lifetime opportunity
we could only afford together.

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That's not why, is it?

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Yeah.

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If anybody is gonna sit
on Ryan Gosling's face, it's gonna be me!

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Excuse me.

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Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry
make more than ice cream together?

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What?

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Ben and Jerry.
Are they more than ice cream buddies?

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How the hell would I know?

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Oh, bitch!

250
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,528
Excuse me.

251
00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:46,613
Is that you?

252
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,741
It used to be.

253
00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:55,538
Oh! Well, hello there, you!

254
00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:58,249
Grace? It's me, Daphne!

255
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,085
- Hi, Daphne! Gotta run.
- Grace!

256
00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:05,799
Give me one of those bottles,
things... The big one.

257
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:07,342
Give me a big one.

258
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,887
That's good. Listen, sir.

259
00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:14,307
What brand would you smoke
if your husband turned out to be gay?

260
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,770
- Newports.
- For the last 20 years.

261
00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:21,230
- Luckies.
- I'll take those.

262
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:24,651
Sol never let me smoke.
Imagine him...

263
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,903
judging what I put into my...
I'm telling you,

264
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:30,448
and the whole time...
you know, they were doing blowjobs.

265
00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:32,492
I hear ya.

266
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:33,576
[sighs]

267
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:36,746
I mean, I'm assuming.

268
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:51,761
[coughs, groans]

269
00:19:11,489 --> 00:19:13,408
Oh, God...

270
00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:24,794
Oh, shit!

271
00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:31,384
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

272
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,110
[exhales sharply, clears throat]

273
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:50,194
Okay.

274
00:19:51,905 --> 00:19:52,989
[phone beeps]

275
00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:57,119
In a little while,
I will drink this tea,

276
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:59,913
which I've made from
the peyote cactus.

277
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,832
The peyote will propel me

278
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:06,002
on a vision quest to find insight,

279
00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:09,672
tranquility and acceptance.

280
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:13,009
A vision quest I had hoped to take

281
00:20:13,093 --> 00:20:16,262
with my soon-to-be ex-husband.

282
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,347
But now I walk this path alone.

283
00:20:18,431 --> 00:20:23,145
I know not where this road leads,
but I know that I will return... changed.

284
00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:26,397
Because of this impending transformation,

285
00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:29,818
I've called my loved ones
to tell them goodbye.

286
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:34,530
But no one was home, hence,
this recording.

287
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:38,868
Apparently, the tea can be very bitter.

288
00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:41,913
But the Indians believed
that if your heart is pure,

289
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:45,000
the bitterness will not be tasted.

290
00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:53,925
Oh. Holy shit, that's bad! Oh!

291
00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:55,677
My God.

292
00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,596
[sighs]

293
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,475
Apparently,
I have some purification still to do.

294
00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:04,727
I will do it off camera.

295
00:21:05,478 --> 00:21:10,859
This is the old Frankie saying
goodbye to everyone.

296
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:16,614
[beeps]

297
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,036
[beeping]

298
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,788
How the hell do you turn this thing off?

299
00:21:36,051 --> 00:21:38,469
[Frankie chanting ohms]

300
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:43,141
Hm.

301
00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:57,488
[chanting continues]

302
00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:05,205
- What are you doing?
- [chanting stops]

303
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,833
- What are you doing?
- No, what are you doing here?

304
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:11,961
- You mean in my house?
- This is my house, too.

305
00:22:13,129 --> 00:22:15,048
Look, I don't want to hurt
your feelings,

306
00:22:15,131 --> 00:22:17,884
but when Robert told me
we were going in on this place together,

307
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,554
I made him promise we would never
have to be here at the same time.

308
00:22:21,637 --> 00:22:25,975
Oh, really? Because I had Sol
actually write that into the contract.

309
00:22:26,059 --> 00:22:28,853
- No, you didn't.
- No, I didn't.

310
00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:31,564
But you hurt my feelings
so I lashed out.

311
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:34,609
Please, please go somewhere else.

312
00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:37,862
I need to be here. People know me.

313
00:22:37,946 --> 00:22:40,990
- I can't deal with anybody right now.
- Well, I can't either.

314
00:22:41,074 --> 00:22:43,492
Oh, sure you can. People expect
this kind of thing from you.

315
00:22:43,576 --> 00:22:47,997
Oh, because I'm a tolerant person
I deserve to have my life blown apart?

316
00:22:48,081 --> 00:22:53,211
I didn't say "deserve."
I'm just saying... it's harder for me.

317
00:22:53,295 --> 00:22:56,380
You have no idea
what I'm going through.

318
00:22:56,464 --> 00:23:00,635
I lost my best friend.
You don't even like Robert.

319
00:23:01,928 --> 00:23:05,014
You have no right to judge me.

320
00:23:05,098 --> 00:23:06,557
You don't know us.

321
00:23:06,641 --> 00:23:08,935
[clears throat]

322
00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:14,357
I'm sorry, I was judging
by my experience of you,

323
00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:18,069
not the real you.
That was wrong of me.

324
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:21,156
Thank you.
Now please just go.

325
00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:23,325
You know what?

326
00:23:23,407 --> 00:23:27,411
This is not the energy
I wanted to start my vision quest with.

327
00:23:27,495 --> 00:23:33,042
So I am gonna go.
But I will be back tomorrow.

328
00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:38,547
And, of course,
I will be a different person.

329
00:23:38,631 --> 00:23:42,969
Hopefully, the new me
will like you better.

330
00:23:45,305 --> 00:23:48,891
Goodbye.
To you and all I've ever known.

331
00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:54,189
There's ice cream in the fridge.

332
00:24:20,882 --> 00:24:23,218
[cell phone ringing]

333
00:24:23,301 --> 00:24:25,594
- Hello.
- Hello...

334
00:24:25,678 --> 00:24:30,558
So I get to the beach and
who do I find doing her yoga noises?

335
00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:33,561
- I'm guessing Frankie.
- They didn't have turkey.

336
00:24:33,644 --> 00:24:37,023
What was that? Is that Sol?

337
00:24:37,106 --> 00:24:40,818
No, no. I'm having a bite
in a noisy place.

338
00:24:40,902 --> 00:24:42,111
[inaudible]

339
00:24:42,653 --> 00:24:45,198
So, what's up, Grace?

340
00:24:45,281 --> 00:24:48,701
I want this house, Robert.
You owe me this.

341
00:24:48,784 --> 00:24:50,786
Consider it your gift to me.

342
00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:54,416
You know, the gift that says, "I've been
bonking my law partner for 20 years."

343
00:24:54,498 --> 00:24:57,668
Sorry. See, I thought the one upside
to this whole mess

344
00:24:57,752 --> 00:25:01,130
was that I'd never have to spend
another moment with this woman.

345
00:25:01,214 --> 00:25:03,132
I want this house!

346
00:25:03,216 --> 00:25:07,387
Okay. I'm not exactly sure what you want
me to do about it right now, Grace.

347
00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:09,513
I want you to be sure
this house is mine,

348
00:25:09,597 --> 00:25:13,809
because that's what I'm telling Frankie
when she gets back from her vision test.

349
00:25:18,481 --> 00:25:20,608
[both sigh]

350
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:25,696
- Stop.
- What?

351
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:29,117
- I know you. You're feeling guilty.
- Yes!

352
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,494
I'm feeling extremely guilty.

353
00:25:31,577 --> 00:25:34,663
I devastated someone I love very much.

354
00:25:36,124 --> 00:25:38,293
And you know what makes it even worse?

355
00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:39,585
What?

356
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,587
I'm so fucking happy!

357
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:42,797
[chuckles]

358
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,884
- Don't you feel... even a little guilty?
- No.

359
00:25:46,968 --> 00:25:49,971
I'm done feeling guilty about who I am.

360
00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:57,645
I'm getting there.

361
00:26:00,064 --> 00:26:01,483
Eat your greens.

362
00:26:11,951 --> 00:26:15,121
I drank. I vomited.

363
00:26:15,204 --> 00:26:18,749
It's not kicking in. It's not kicking in.

364
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,876
Hola! Seņor! Mescalito!

365
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,505
Hello! Oh! Ah! Oh, fuck!

366
00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:25,714
Goddamn it! Motherfucker!
God...

367
00:26:25,798 --> 00:26:29,885
[groaning]
Oh! My back!

368
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:32,180
[cell phone ringing]

369
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,981
- Hello.
- Don't hang up!

370
00:26:42,064 --> 00:26:44,567
- What do you want?
- My Skeflaxin.

371
00:26:44,650 --> 00:26:46,528
That's not a word.

372
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,654
No, it's medicine.
My back's in spasm.

373
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:51,615
I can't move.
It's totally harshing my buzz.

374
00:26:51,699 --> 00:26:52,950
Where are they?

375
00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:56,579
In the meditation room
in the pill basket next to my shrine.

376
00:26:57,913 --> 00:27:00,208
Okay.

377
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:02,502
I'll be right with you.

378
00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:05,421
I will! Motherfucker!

379
00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:08,424
- Okay, where are you?
- I'm in the desert.

380
00:27:08,508 --> 00:27:10,343
But there is water here.

381
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:14,556
- You mean the beach?
- Am I?

382
00:27:14,638 --> 00:27:15,973
I love the beach.

383
00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:18,476
[phone beeps off]

384
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,935
[Frankie blowing wooden flute]

385
00:27:22,855 --> 00:27:24,857
You could just live here.

386
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,275
[grunts]

387
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,736
- Thank you.
- What are those?

388
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:32,240
- Muscle relaxers.
- Nice.

389
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,127
Okay.

390
00:27:45,211 --> 00:27:49,048
[gags]
That is the worst iced tea ever.

391
00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:50,883
What is in there? Ass?

392
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:53,135
Peyote.

393
00:27:53,219 --> 00:27:55,638
- Peyo-tea.
- What?

394
00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:57,806
[laughing]

395
00:27:57,890 --> 00:28:00,602
I just took muscle relaxers with peyote?

396
00:28:00,684 --> 00:28:03,646
- And you're welcome.
- What do I do?

397
00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:06,899
You should probably brace yourself
for some light vomiting

398
00:28:06,982 --> 00:28:09,444
followed by life-altering hallucinations.

399
00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:12,530
- [panting]
- [Frankie blowing wooden flute]

400
00:28:12,614 --> 00:28:15,991
[retching, groans]

401
00:28:16,075 --> 00:28:18,702
Just let it all out.

402
00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:21,705
This is why I hate
being around you!

403
00:28:21,789 --> 00:28:22,790
You're reckless!

404
00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:27,711
You leave drugs around,
and your hippy-dippy attitude

405
00:28:27,795 --> 00:28:31,132
and that "everybody should follow
their heart" crap

406
00:28:31,215 --> 00:28:34,302
and "everybody'll be just fine!"

407
00:28:34,385 --> 00:28:36,679
Well, everybody's not fine!

408
00:28:42,768 --> 00:28:46,939
Am I supposed
to be able to smell color?

409
00:28:47,022 --> 00:28:49,817
- It's your journey.
- Oh, shut up.

410
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,944
My journey...

411
00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:54,113
And you wonder why your
husband looked elsewhere--

412
00:28:54,196 --> 00:28:56,407
Now you're gonna blame me?

413
00:28:56,491 --> 00:28:59,452
Why don't you take responsibility
for your own life?

414
00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:04,540
I am not responsible...

415
00:29:06,501 --> 00:29:08,252
Stop dancing.

416
00:29:09,962 --> 00:29:11,797
I didn't realize I was.

417
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,800
I did everything right, Lord.

418
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:17,886
I stood by him for over 40 years.

419
00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:21,807
I raised his children,
I shopped with his mother.

420
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:25,728
I did every single thing
so he wouldn't have to worry about it.

421
00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:28,230
I played by all the rules.

422
00:29:28,314 --> 00:29:32,985
Why didn't you tell me
there were no rules? It's not fair!

423
00:29:33,068 --> 00:29:35,070
Your anger is frightening the sand.

424
00:29:35,154 --> 00:29:37,198
I'm not angry.

425
00:29:37,281 --> 00:29:38,782
Why aren't you angry?

426
00:29:38,866 --> 00:29:41,744
Because that's not me.
That's you.

427
00:29:41,827 --> 00:29:45,122
He ruined your life, humiliated you.

428
00:29:45,206 --> 00:29:48,751
That's not why he did it,
it's just the way he is.

429
00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:51,546
He lied about everything.

430
00:29:51,629 --> 00:29:53,464
He didn't know how to handle it.

431
00:29:53,548 --> 00:29:57,009
He abandoned you in your last years.

432
00:29:57,092 --> 00:29:59,970
- Aren't you even angry about that?
- No!

433
00:30:00,054 --> 00:30:02,097
Why not?!

434
00:30:02,181 --> 00:30:06,644
Because...
[sobbing] I'm heartbroken.

435
00:30:06,728 --> 00:30:07,853
[gasps]

436
00:30:11,399 --> 00:30:13,401
You're crying.

437
00:30:20,616 --> 00:30:22,577
There's a whole world in here.

438
00:30:26,872 --> 00:30:28,207
Wow.

439
00:30:36,716 --> 00:30:38,426
End to end.

440
00:30:39,051 --> 00:30:41,136
Look at... that thing over there.

441
00:30:42,597 --> 00:30:45,224
- Hi.
- Welcome.

442
00:30:45,307 --> 00:30:47,393
- Where is he?
- Welcome.

443
00:30:47,476 --> 00:30:48,728
There he is.

444
00:30:52,481 --> 00:30:53,941
[birds calling]

445
00:30:54,817 --> 00:30:57,695
See those two birds?

446
00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,447
Behind Jesus?

447
00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:03,409
I don't see Jesus.
But that's the general direction.

448
00:31:03,492 --> 00:31:07,037
They look like they really
love each other, don't they?

449
00:31:07,121 --> 00:31:11,250
- Do birds mate for life?
- No one does.

450
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,837
Whichever one of you is the lady bird,
don't trust him!

451
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,548
He'll break you in two and
leave you crumbled in the dirt!

452
00:31:17,632 --> 00:31:21,510
Save yourself!
Fly away! Fly away!

453
00:31:21,594 --> 00:31:22,678
You warned her.

454
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,141
I am a little angry.

455
00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:31,687
- You are?
- Yeah, at myself.

456
00:31:33,397 --> 00:31:35,608
I mean, there were times...

457
00:31:35,691 --> 00:31:38,402
and I just thought...

458
00:31:38,486 --> 00:31:42,281
I guess I should've known
something wasn't...

459
00:31:42,364 --> 00:31:44,950
But I couldn't...

460
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:47,328
I ignored it.

461
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:54,836
I walked into
Robert's study yesterday...

462
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:57,839
for the first time in...

463
00:31:57,921 --> 00:32:00,090
I don't know how many years.

464
00:32:00,966 --> 00:32:06,096
It was right there,
in front of my face the whole time.

465
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:09,892
Where was I? I missed it.

466
00:32:12,144 --> 00:32:14,689
Sol once asked me to wear a dildo.

467
00:32:14,772 --> 00:32:16,357
That's worse.

468
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,195
[sighs]
Let's go back.

469
00:32:37,461 --> 00:32:39,129
You can do it.

470
00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:41,215
Whoa.

471
00:32:43,425 --> 00:32:44,552
Okay.

472
00:32:49,849 --> 00:32:53,728
Wow, I must have half
the beach in my vagina.

473
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:42,234
- Cialis?
- Sol's.

474
00:33:42,317 --> 00:33:45,195
[laughing]

475
00:33:47,281 --> 00:33:51,243
Ooh!
I think I peed a little on Ryan Gosling.

476
00:34:04,924 --> 00:34:06,675
Now what?

477
00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:14,463
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