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[cell phone chimes]

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It's hard to breathe, isn't it?

3
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- Maybe I'll wash my hair.
- Why?

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It's what people do.

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I don't feel like a person.

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Me neither.

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- Maybe I'll crawl into bed.
- Or a hole.

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I'd like to crawl into
one of those for about a month.

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- I don't know what to do.
- Breathe.

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[inhales deeply]

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[exhales deeply]

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This is the first time in 20 years
I feel like I could breathe.

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I would like to climb out on the roof

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and shout out, "I am a homosexual

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in love with Robert Hanson,
who is also a homosexual."

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Okay, well, let's have breakfast first.

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And then go to work.
And then... let's not do that.

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[bowl dings]

19
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[cell phone chimes]

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He's gonna keep calling!

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I'm gonna keep not answering.

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Won't be as satisfying as hanging up
on him would be,

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but I'll journal
my disappointment later.

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[sighs]

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Just because we're out now doesn't mean
we're going to be gay with a vengeance.

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I know.

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So...

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- [laughing]
- What time is the deposition?

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[loud crunching]

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[sighs]

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[tribal music playing]

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[male voice chanting]

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[sighs, whimpers]

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[groans]

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- [Frankie blowing nose]
- Are you still here?

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[doorbell rings]

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- What the heck?
- No. Don't answer it.

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- Who is it?
- Whoever it is, don't let them in.

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[woman] It's us, honey. Me and Jason.

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[Jason] "Jason and I." Apparently,
Amanda never went to high school.

41
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We're here just to give you a hug
and make sure you're okay.

42
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Not okay! Not okay!

43
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Can you hold on a second?
I'll be right with you.

44
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- What is your problem?
- What are they doing here?

45
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- They dropped by to see me.
- Who drops by?

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You call. You make a plan.

47
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You set it up weeks in advance
and then you cancel three times.

48
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Shouldn't they leave you alone
and give you some space

49
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out of respect for our situation?
Isn't that what we need right now?

50
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No, we need people who know
what we need, because we don't.

51
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That's why they're called friends.

52
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Well, I'm not sure that's why
they're called friends.

53
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It's a German word, I think.

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I can't recall the origin,
I took a course...

55
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Here, come on down, kids.

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[cell phone ringing]

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[Grace] Put the phone in the cradle!

58
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- Mal!
- Hey, Mom. How are you?

59
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Oh, I don't know, I'm just...

60
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Madison! No! Don't... don't touch that.

61
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The box clearly states
ages six and over.

62
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Sorry, go ahead, Mom. Sorry.

63
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There are people in my house.
Can you believe it? People!

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Frankie's friends thought it was okay
to just drop by.

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- Wait, Frankie is still there?
- I know. Right?

66
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- Frankie?
- Hi, guys.

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Oh, dear God.
Let me comb your hair.

68
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Oh, honey, you look terrible.
Fuck.

69
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[Jason chuckles]

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Thank you.

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- I... It's just, I feel... It's hard.
- Yes.

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And everybody tries to...
But it doesn't work. Because there...

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It's the words...
There are no words...

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"Bullshit" comes to mind.
But... I'm so tired.

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- Well, you just lean on us today.
- [Jason] Yes,

76
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like I leaned on you when Amanda
broke up my relationship with Josh.

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Well, I'm pretty sure he stole
the silverware out of my house.

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It was flatware and he did you a favor.

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Now, do you want to vent, you want
to scrapbook, you wanna get revenge?

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Who told you about Sol?

81
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- Sol told us.
- He's just worried about you.

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Such a humanitarian. I can't wait
to see his concert with Bono.

83
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I've got to get her out of here.

84
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Well, Mom, maybe she just needs
a little nudge.

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- That's what Brianna said.
- Brianna actually called you?

86
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No. Texted. And I don't
even think it was meant for me.

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It started with "'Sup, bee-yotch?"

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Took my thumbs twenty minutes
to type back "Wrong bee-yotch."

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Ha! Good one, mom.

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[Frankie] Grace?

91
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Oh, my God. They're coming.
I gotta go hide. Bye.

92
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Grace! Come say hello.

93
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Hi, Grace. Jason and I
want to take you girls to lunch.

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Oh, no thanks.

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- You have to eat.
- Yeah.

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No. No, actually, she doesn't.

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Come on, go with us, okay,
because I can help you.

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Have you gotten a lawyer yet?
Because I know every lawyer in the state.

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And she should. She's used most of them.

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[Amanda] Nope. Uh-uh.

101
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Oh, here's the one for you:
Shirley O'Reilly.

102
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Irish. He's always been
afraid of Irish women.

103
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His mother was Irish.

104
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Well, that's good,
because Shirley is the best.

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She will have Robert's lawyer
crying in the parking lot in his car.

106
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Well, I'm putting this one
on the top of the pile.

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No, no, no, wait.

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- No, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.

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- We're supposed to be taking you.
- It's on us. It's on us.

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Please. Your advice
has saved me hundreds in billable hours.

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Did you guys know about Sol?

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No!

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Did everyone know?
Was I the only one who didn't?

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I was shocked. I swear.

115
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I think everyone is gay.

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[Amanda] Nobody knew, Frankie.

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We all thought you and Sol
were the perfect couple.

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[cell phone chimes]

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Stop calling!

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Ma'am.
Your credit card was declined.

121
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What are you talking about?
That's never happened to me...

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Oh, no.

123
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[quietly] Oh, my God.

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He wouldn't. Oh, that bastard.

125
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Try yours.

126
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- What?
- Here. Give him your credit card!

127
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But... our friends
are taking us to lunch.

128
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- Sir!
- No, no, no, no, no.

129
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- Grace!
- Found my sunglasses.

130
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[Amanda] Please, just...

131
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Grace, what the hell is going on?

132
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Robert cut off my credit card.

133
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Why?

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That way you can't make a big purchase
until the assets are split up.

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Like a "fuck you Lexus."

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Or lunch, apparently.

137
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Sol wouldn't do that to me.

138
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I never should have let you
convince me to do this.

139
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Sol, we didn't do anything wrong.

140
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We just did what we'd advise anyone
to do in this situation.

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Frankie isn't "anyone."
I should have warned her.

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We talk about everything.

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That's how we do things.
Did things.

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- Do things!
- You tried calling her.

145
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How can she expect you to tell her
something if she won't answer your calls?

146
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That's not fair.

147
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[sighs]

148
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This is a terrible feeling.

149
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So which is better...

150
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,933
terrible with me, or terrible without?

151
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Terrible with.

152
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Then trust me.

153
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Yeah.
Uh, this one isn't good either.

154
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That gray-haired prick.

155
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Which one?

156
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Sir, please come get it.

157
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I worked very hard for this card.
Thank you very much.

158
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So, the guys are moving fast.

159
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- Are they living together yet?
- No.

160
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Sol's very old-fashioned.

161
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Okay, you need to get in your homes.
Take possession.

162
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That way, they cannot kick you out
if you're in there.

163
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I don't want my home.
It was always more his than mine.

164
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The beach house, on the other hand...

165
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I love my house. I raised my boys there.

166
00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:04,021
Everything good that ever happened to me
happened in that house.

167
00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:05,482
You should go there.

168
00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:06,691
- Right, Amanda?
- Yes.

169
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,818
You should go live there.
Amanda says!

170
00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:11,571
- And she's been divorced three times.
- Three.

171
00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,948
- Go take your house.
- Yes.

172
00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,159
- Come on, right now!
- Yes!

173
00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:18,161
Put your shoes on.

174
00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:22,206
- You cut off their credit cards?!
- I know. Terrible.

175
00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:25,585
- She's going to see it as a hostile act.
- Maybe because it is a hostile act.

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00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:28,129
[Robert] Maybe her not calling you back
is a hostile act.

177
00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:31,882
Or worse, a tactic. To keep you
from moving forward with the divorce.

178
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:32,967
She's not that devious.

179
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,886
No, but right about now,
she's gonna be pretty pissed.

180
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:39,265
Bud, the only reason we did this

181
00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:43,269
is because Frankie
has a history of impulsive spendings.

182
00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,480
Excuse me, that is my mother
you're talking about.

183
00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,106
It's not a judgment.

184
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:50,485
Some people are...
emotional purchasers.

185
00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:51,861
Nothing big.

186
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:55,948
When Coyote went into rehab
she bought a ten thousand dollar yurt.

187
00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,034
And when you left for college...
what was it she got?

188
00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:00,453
Depressed. And an alpaca.

189
00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:02,788
But she did crochet
hats for everyone at Hanukkah.

190
00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:04,957
We just don't want any of that.

191
00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:08,919
Now, as soon as you're able to
get in touch with her you'll feel better.

192
00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:11,422
[phone ringing]

193
00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:14,258
- Hello?
- [Frankie] Fuck you, Sol!

194
00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:17,136
I'm going to my house.
Did you hear that? My house.

195
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,847
And you know what else?
I'm going to hang up on you.

196
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,643
God, that felt good.

197
00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:27,564
[Sol] Frankie? Frankie? You okay?
What happened?

198
00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:29,106
Nothing. Bye.

199
00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,111
Mal? I need you to do me a favor.

200
00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:37,532
Go to the house and bring some things
over to Frankie's. ASAP.

201
00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:41,619
Wait? You're moving into Frankie's?

202
00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:44,247
Yeah, I've gone insane. No!

203
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:48,418
I'm settling Frankie into her house and
then I'm going back to the beach. Alone.

204
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,754
Finally. With my stuff.

205
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:55,007
- That you are gonna put into my car.
- Uh... Okay. Um...

206
00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,926
- Now?
- Yes, now.

207
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,387
Okay. No problem.

208
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,139
I am...
I am totally there for you, Mom.

209
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:05,935
Yep. I am just going to call Mitch,

210
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,813
and tell him to pick up the kids
from Natalie's.

211
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,981
And, uh... shit.

212
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,568
I was supposed to pick up Brianna
from the car place.

213
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:15,027
Okay, you know what? No problem.

214
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,739
I'm just gonna feed the dog and then

215
00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:21,367
I will do my kegels in the car.
Uh-huh, okay.

216
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:25,162
- Go ahead, Mom, give me your list.
- My make-up bag, a couple of outfits...

217
00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:29,166
My good purses, my jewelry box...
Grandma's afghan...

218
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,919
- Yeah... right.
- A book on my nightstand, my slippers...

219
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,755
And... Oh, gosh, bye.

220
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,172
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

221
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,717
Thank you for everything.

222
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,553
I think that's okay for now.
Thanks, hon, bye.

223
00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:42,639
Ah...

224
00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:44,682
- I'm two drinks in.
- Okay.

225
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:01,157
I don't get it.
Why does she only call you?

226
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,785
She never ever calls me
if she needs something.

227
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:06,287
You didn't even call her once this week.

228
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:10,750
Texting is the new calling. And I even
used a smiley face with heart-shaped eyes.

229
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,336
If that doesn't say love,
I don't know what does.

230
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:17,632
And do you see a connection
as to why she might not reach out to you?

231
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,093
...ish.

232
00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:31,479
Look.

233
00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:34,064
What?

234
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:41,698
- Yeah. I guess Hildy hasn't come yet.
- No. French toast.

235
00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:43,449
So?

236
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:46,994
Dad can't cook.
Sol must've stayed here last night.

237
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:51,165
[sighs] Oh.

238
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:55,044
[line ringing]

239
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,130
[cell phone ringing]

240
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,718
- Hello?
- [Nwabudike] Hey, man, how's it going?

241
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:05,471
Well, I spent half the day wearing
a Post-it note that says,

242
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,515
"All my dreams are dead."

243
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,016
Oh, it's nice they got to know you.

244
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,852
[laughs]

245
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:13,855
No, no, look, look.
Listen, Mom is really upset

246
00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:17,274
about Dad starting the divorce stuff,
and she's not even talking to him.

247
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:19,777
So naturally,
he's going over there to try to talk...

248
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:23,197
Well, Dad's really good at stuff.
He'll be able to calm her down.

249
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,782
Robert's going too.

250
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,702
Well, that's gonna be a shit show.

251
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:30,914
- Exactly.
- She's gonna end up buying a Winnebago.

252
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,290
Oh-ho-ho. She can't.
They cut off her credit cards.

253
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,418
You know, I feel her pain.

254
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:39,129
Look, um... we promised
that we would be there for her.

255
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:42,132
And I can't leave work.
So I need you to go.

256
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,134
- Really?
- Yes.

257
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,139
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

258
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,684
Let me just take a look
at the bus map...

259
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:54,645
- Oh, fuck. Right.
- What?

260
00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:56,188
You still can't drive.

261
00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,858
No, I can drive.

262
00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,861
The DMV has asked me not to drive...

263
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:04,447
for 214 more days.

264
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,823
I'll send a car over.

265
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,206
[bells jingle]

266
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,041
Why don't you just go in?

267
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,210
I don't want her to feel like
I'm barging in.

268
00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:20,964
This is your house. You still live here.

269
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,014
Grace, Robert's here!

270
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,600
Frankie, Frankie...

271
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,519
[Frankie] I reject your presence here.
You are invisible to me.

272
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:39,649
I'm sorry. I should never have
let this happen before talking to you.

273
00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,859
Oh, I'm confused.

274
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:46,030
Are we talking about
the affair or the credit cards?

275
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:52,495
Oh, by the way.
You got a box from Zappos. I ran over it.

276
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,997
I saw.

277
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,167
Hello, Grace.

278
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:03,380
[sighs]

279
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:06,550
What are you doing here?

280
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:11,180
- I... just came with Sol.
- Yeah. I put that together.

281
00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:15,100
Thanks for the heads up
on the credit card.

282
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,394
I'm sorry. But you know how this works.

283
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,981
You were married
to a divorce lawyer for forty years.

284
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:23,108
Yeah, exactly.

285
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:27,363
If you want war,
I can call Shirley O'Reilly right now.

286
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,993
Shirley O'Reilly? I heard she punched
a service dog in the face once.

287
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:36,246
This is really hard, all this.

288
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,459
I mean, we can beat each other up
and make this really painful.

289
00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:43,546
- We can become "those people."
- You know I don't want that.

290
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,130
Well, what do you want?

291
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,675
[sighs]

292
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,720
Because this isn't your client's witchy
wife on the other side of the table.

293
00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,055
Or some psycho husband.

294
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,475
This time, the person
on the other side of the table is me.

295
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,435
The woman that you were married to
for forty years.

296
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,022
The woman that raised your children.

297
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,733
I'm the one on the other side
of the table.

298
00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:06,777
So how do you want to handle this?

299
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,281
[sighs]

300
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,659
I don't know.

301
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:17,454
I've been a divorce lawyer
nearly all my adult life...

302
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:21,751
and I have absolutely no idea
how I'm gonna handle this one.

303
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:27,381
Yeah. I know.

304
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:33,012
I was trying to call you
to talk you through the process.

305
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:37,808
- Will you look at me, please?
- Excuse me, I'm reading.

306
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:41,020
You're not reading.
Popular Woodworking?

307
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:42,438
I have surprises too, Sol.

308
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,149
You're not the only one
with a secret life.

309
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,984
You're a secret woodworker?

310
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:51,321
[groans] What I hate is that barely
a week after you've wrecked my life,

311
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:55,534
you've already moved on to the legal...
and to lawyers and...

312
00:17:55,618 --> 00:17:57,078
and stopping credit cards...

313
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,914
As soon as I serve you and you respond,

314
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,625
you start getting
temporary spousal support.

315
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,501
And that's really good.

316
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:07,379
It's always better
than the regular support.

317
00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:09,548
So you're gonna screw me over
in the regular support?

318
00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:12,468
No! I want you to screw me over!

319
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:17,723
Have your lawyer rake me over
the coals and light my hair on fire.

320
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,559
I guess that might happen naturally
in that context.

321
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:21,936
Not helping.

322
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:28,609
She is not gonna be happy
that we put her stuff in trash bags.

323
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,028
I'll text her a beautiful apology.

324
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,698
Thank you for helping.

325
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,952
You're welcome!

326
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:42,790
Can you slow down for two seconds
and wait for your sister?

327
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,917
By the way,
I'm not going in there when we...

328
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:45,960
- [Mallory] Yes, you are.
- [Brianna] No.

329
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,171
- [Mallory] We're checking on Mom.
- [Brianna] I'm sitting on a rock.

330
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,254
Bree?

331
00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,512
Oh, Jesus.

332
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,472
Coyote's out of rehab?

333
00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,765
You didn't know?

334
00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:04,812
- No.
- He's been crashing on Bud's couch.

335
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,314
- He's... he's living there?
- Yeah.

336
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,777
So you haven't seen him since he went
all Stanley Kowalski on your front lawn?

337
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:15,364
Oh, this is gonna be good. Coyote!

338
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,324
- Hey!
- Hi, Bree.

339
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,451
- Good to see you!
- Good to see you, too!

340
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:24,081
So... what exactly is going on in there?

341
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:28,919
I don't know, but out here,
Mallory just found out that you're back.

342
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,379
'Scuse me.

343
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,758
- Hi, Mal.
- No.

344
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,928
- We can't talk...?
- No.

345
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,599
Okay.

346
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,935
- I'm gonna go in there.
- No! Why would you do that?

347
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:47,646
Because our dads cut off
our moms' credit cards.

348
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,941
They cut off their credit car...
I'm not talking to you.

349
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,527
- They cut off our moms' credit cards.
- Come on, Mallory!

350
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,695
No!

351
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,365
I don't even know exactly
what I did that night, okay?

352
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,785
I... I mean,
I know that there were cops involved...

353
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,080
and I know that there was a...

354
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,624
I know that there was a car mishap.

355
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,878
But I...

356
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,757
Seriously?
You're really gonna do this right now?

357
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,801
You're really gonna make this
about you when this is the first time

358
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,763
that the four of them have been
together since...

359
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:21,972
you know...

360
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:24,141
- Gay-maggedon?
- [car door closes]

361
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:27,228
- Arma-gayden? Is that better?
- That is better.

362
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,730
[Nwabudike] Hey, guys.

363
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,275
- Hey.
- How's it going?

364
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,443
Good to see you.
So why aren't you in there?

365
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,071
What are you doing here?
You told me to take care of this.

366
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:40,616
Well, I know. I mean,
I'm just, you know... I'm back-up.

367
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,493
You're full of shit.
You didn't trust me.

368
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,871
Well, you are standing out here.
Which is not what I asked you to do.

369
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,998
Fine. I'm going inside.

370
00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,126
No! No! Why would you do that?

371
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:53,712
Why? It's so fun outside!

372
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:56,590
And they're adults.
No one asked us to go in there.

373
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,050
Technically, I did ask him.

374
00:20:58,134 --> 00:20:59,509
Do you really think we should
stay out here?

375
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,845
Or you just don't want
to deal with this right now?

376
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,598
Two things can be true.

377
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,641
[sighs]

378
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,601
[car approaches, horn honking]

379
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:14,108
What the hell is he doing here?

380
00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,567
Mitch is here.

381
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:18,445
Here's what we're going to do.
You're going to give me the beach house.

382
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,863
You're going to take our house.

383
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,699
I'm not going to yell,
I'm not going to threaten,

384
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,285
you're not going to cut anything off,

385
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,453
and you're not going to
use my words against me,

386
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,748
and you're not going to win
an argument just 'cause you can.

387
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,293
God, I'm an asshole.

388
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,004
Is that a yes?

389
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,047
Yes.

390
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:38,715
I want you to have the beach house.

391
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:42,261
And I'll do everything I can to make
that happen, and I'll take our house.

392
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,139
Although, when you think
about the resale value...

393
00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,725
Asshole. Got it.

394
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:53,522
- Hey, boo boos!
- Hey.

395
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,150
What are you doing here?

396
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,528
You told me to pick up the kids.

397
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,738
Pick up the kids and take them home.

398
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:05,450
Was that not implied when I told you
I wanted you to pick up the kids?

399
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,121
You said you were going to Frankie's
and that I should...

400
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:15,502
Right. Right, that was implied.
I'm an idiot.

401
00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:18,214
All right. I'll...
I'll take the kids home

402
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,257
like someone
who understands English would.

403
00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:21,591
Hey, Mitch.

404
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:27,472
I'm really sorry for whatever
I did that night. Addiction is a disease.

405
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:30,600
You're a doctor! You understand diseases!

406
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,602
Hi, Maddie.

407
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,648
Okay, anybody up for a drink?
Other than the alcoholic?

408
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:39,193
I am. I'm in.

409
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,404
Me, too.

410
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,822
Oh, you mean now?

411
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:46,450
I really... I really should stay
and talk to Mom.

412
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,494
No, let me. Please.

413
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:52,415
You asked me to take care of Mom,
let me take care of Mom.

414
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,631
Let's drink at my place
so I can walk home.

415
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,348
Frankie, I fucked up in a lot of ways.

416
00:23:09,432 --> 00:23:11,183
But we're trying to do this right.

417
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:15,396
I get great comfort hearing
that about you and your boyfriend.

418
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:19,691
I know. I know how it sounds.

419
00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:22,486
But Robert and I spent hours
discussing how to do this

420
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,613
in the fairest possible way.

421
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,783
- When?
- When... what?

422
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,952
When were you
and Robert discussing this?

423
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,079
Was it last week or the week before?

424
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,248
I don't know...

425
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:39,044
Were you talking about it last Saturday
when you and I were sitting in this room?

426
00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:42,506
You know, about going to the farmer's
market, maybe catching a movie...

427
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:46,176
Was that when you and Robert
were deciding to cut off my credit card?

428
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,471
No! I didn't even want
to cut off the card!

429
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,930
But you did.

430
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,975
Because Robert was worried
about your spending.

431
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,939
[Frankie] Get out of my house.

432
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,817
I don't want to look at you.
Go live with Robert.

433
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:06,196
Okay... okay.

434
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,031
I hear you.

435
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:11,410
- Let me just get my stuff...
- Don't bother. I'm burning it anyway.

436
00:24:11,494 --> 00:24:14,788
- We weren't really ready to move in.
- Oh, boo-hoo.

437
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,748
Sleep in the yurt, for all I care.

438
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,335
Let's go, Sol.

439
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:25,924
We should leave.

440
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,636
Don't be mad at him, Frankie.

441
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,556
It's my fault. I'm an asshole.

442
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,517
[sarcastic laugh]

443
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,569
Your mom was great today.

444
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,906
She really stood up for herself
with your father.

445
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:52,659
And she's gonna get this house.

446
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,329
There's a strong woman
under all that soft fabric.

447
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:58,374
- Yeah.
- Some people don't realize that.

448
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,668
She'd have to be, given
what you've put her through.

449
00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:05,589
Yeah.

450
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,466
She's all set in the food department.

451
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:12,095
And... Oh, a bag of pot!

452
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:15,265
She's going to be just fine.

453
00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:17,767
Really wish you hadn't told me
about the bag of pot.

454
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,898
You're all set, Frankie.
There's enough food in there for an army.

455
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,942
So... Yeah, I'll get out of your way...

456
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,320
[crying] Was any of it real?

457
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,410
You're going to make
new memories, Frankie.

458
00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:38,247
New and better memories.
And you can reuse the frames!

459
00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:43,043
Okay... so I'm going to get going.

460
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,504
And... you got food in the fridge...

461
00:25:45,588 --> 00:25:47,548
Well, I already told you that.

462
00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:50,259
So, we'll talk soon.

463
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,338
[Frankie sighs]

464
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,053
[Grace] Are you okay?

465
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,930
[Frankie] Yes, thank you, I will be.

466
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:40,767
I just need to do what I always
do when I'm blue.

467
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,770
[inhales deeply]

468
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:47,732
[chants loudly]

469
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:52,321
[sighs] I hate my life.

470
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:56,575
[chanting continues]