1 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,457 [beeping] 2 00:00:53,046 --> 00:00:54,881 [door shuts] 3 00:00:54,965 --> 00:00:57,300 Hi. 4 00:00:57,383 --> 00:00:59,136 What are you doing here? 5 00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,805 Can't a doting daughter drop by unannounced 6 00:01:01,888 --> 00:01:04,016 to get bonkers with her beautiful mother? 7 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:07,560 You're feeling guilty for not giving me a job. 8 00:01:07,644 --> 00:01:10,355 Yes, I am. Drink up. 9 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,524 Given the kind of guilt you must be feeling, 10 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:14,985 it should be a better bottle of wine. 11 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:17,487 I'm pretty sure it's the thought that counts. 12 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:21,200 Jeez, Mom. Sad chicken? 13 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,534 What? It's healthy. 14 00:01:22,617 --> 00:01:25,286 It's microwave dinner for one at 4:30. 15 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:28,040 It's an edible suicide note. 16 00:01:28,123 --> 00:01:31,710 Come on, it's Saturday night. You should be out having fun. 17 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:34,046 Why aren't you out having fun? 18 00:01:34,129 --> 00:01:38,258 I'm here with my mother. Yay! Fun! 19 00:01:38,341 --> 00:01:40,260 - Do you know what you need? - Hmm? 20 00:01:40,343 --> 00:01:42,554 A boyfriend. 21 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:45,431 I send that entire sentence back to you. 22 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:48,018 Mom, I know you. You're happy when someone's taking care of you. 23 00:01:48,101 --> 00:01:50,020 And you have someone to care of. 24 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:52,731 You know, being a part of a couple, 25 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:55,734 going on dates, subverting your needs... 26 00:01:55,817 --> 00:01:59,071 - All the things that you can't stand? - Yes! 27 00:01:59,154 --> 00:02:02,282 - What about Mr. Bradley? - Our old neighbor? 28 00:02:02,365 --> 00:02:03,825 Yeah. Where is he? 29 00:02:03,909 --> 00:02:07,453 Last I heard, he's in a wheelchair. Minus both his feet. 30 00:02:07,537 --> 00:02:09,581 Okay, so not Mr. Bradley. 31 00:02:09,664 --> 00:02:12,417 But there has to be someone out there for you. 32 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,960 I don't know. 33 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,421 That's because you haven't met them yet. 34 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:19,465 Maybe I should just accept the fact that I'm going to be alone. 35 00:02:19,549 --> 00:02:21,593 Oh, right, alone. 36 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:24,096 Just act like I don't exist. 37 00:02:24,179 --> 00:02:27,348 - Oh, right. You already do. - I don't mean alone, alone. 38 00:02:27,432 --> 00:02:31,270 I meant alone without a man, not alone with you. 39 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:34,355 I... I like you. 40 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:37,192 - I struggle to believe you. - I do, too. 41 00:02:37,276 --> 00:02:38,944 Where were you, in a bunker in the sixties? 42 00:02:39,027 --> 00:02:42,572 That's where the rest of us discovered you don't need a man to define yourself. 43 00:02:43,656 --> 00:02:47,744 No, you don't. But you might like this one. 44 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,370 You're serious? 45 00:02:49,454 --> 00:02:52,332 A dating site? Me? Oh, God. 46 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,419 - Oh. He's handsome. - And a doctor. 47 00:02:56,502 --> 00:02:59,172 A doctor of what? Desperation? 48 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:00,715 [laughing] 49 00:03:00,799 --> 00:03:03,843 Can that happen in your meditation room, please? 50 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,887 With the doors open? 51 00:03:05,971 --> 00:03:10,433 What I'm hearing is, "Stay where you are with the doors closed." 52 00:03:10,516 --> 00:03:12,894 Look at foxy Dr. Paul. 53 00:03:12,978 --> 00:03:17,023 Oh, God. I don't see myself doing that. 54 00:03:17,107 --> 00:03:18,942 Why not? Mom, I do it. 55 00:03:19,025 --> 00:03:20,902 I mean, I've met some pretty passable guys. 56 00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:25,157 One of them had a micro-penis, but the rest were absolutely normal. 57 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,866 Yeah, and yet here you are "getting bonkers" 58 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:29,535 - with your mother on Saturday night. - By choice. 59 00:03:29,619 --> 00:03:33,581 Well, I choose not to be murdered by a stranger that I met online. 60 00:03:33,665 --> 00:03:36,584 - I choose life. - Dr. Paul is not a murderer. 61 00:03:36,668 --> 00:03:42,507 His hobbies include cutting fruit. Wait, really? 62 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,801 No, that was a joke. 63 00:03:44,884 --> 00:03:47,304 Ha. He's funny. 64 00:03:47,387 --> 00:03:51,183 Make yourself a profile and you can find out more about him. 65 00:03:51,266 --> 00:03:54,394 Without ever leaving your house. 66 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:58,982 Or you could just spend the rest of your life here with Frankie. 67 00:03:59,065 --> 00:04:03,695 Man, my bra is tight! Ugh! 68 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:07,324 Crap, I'm not wearing one. [laughs] 69 00:04:07,407 --> 00:04:09,701 - I'll use my laptop. - Great. 70 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:14,289 There's a few things on my iPad you probably shouldn't see anyway. 71 00:04:14,373 --> 00:04:16,208 Not porn. 72 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:17,834 Yeah. 73 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:29,054 So why are you hanging out here on a Saturday night? 74 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:32,349 Why is everybody asking me that? Maybe I go out on Tuesdays. 75 00:04:32,432 --> 00:04:35,643 When I was your age, I had two little kids... 76 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:39,064 - Horrible. - ...and a Buick station wagon. 77 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:41,941 The first time I threw up not in my own house 78 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:45,111 was in the way, way back of that car. 79 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:49,324 That was a big moment. I'm so glad my car was there for you. 80 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:02,795 - That's good. - [laughter] 81 00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:12,847 I'm gonna try the chair. 82 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,394 - It's great. - [laughs] 83 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:21,981 I don't ever want to get married. 84 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:24,359 I'm currently advising against it. 85 00:05:24,443 --> 00:05:26,278 I want a man who's there when I want him 86 00:05:26,361 --> 00:05:29,822 and gone when I don't and is affectionate, not too much, 87 00:05:29,906 --> 00:05:32,533 and has great hair and good hygiene. 88 00:05:32,617 --> 00:05:35,536 - You are describing a dog. - I am? 89 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,247 Yes. 90 00:05:38,623 --> 00:05:42,294 Oprah has a dog. Oprah has... like, a bunch of dogs. 91 00:05:42,377 --> 00:05:47,882 I will give you $20 if you get a dog and name it Oprah Winfrey. 92 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:53,596 - [yells] - Ah! No! 93 00:05:56,224 --> 00:06:00,270 Will you two not destroy my house, please?! 94 00:06:00,353 --> 00:06:03,231 I'm sorry! I thought we were destroying mine! 95 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:08,903 Are you guys having issues? I mean, more than usual? 96 00:06:08,987 --> 00:06:10,530 The short answer is yes. 97 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:16,328 The long answer I'll hash out when I write a strongly-worded letter to myself. 98 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:19,205 How did you survive her? 99 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:20,790 This helped. 100 00:06:20,873 --> 00:06:25,878 If you look past the icy exterior, and the layers of walls, 101 00:06:25,962 --> 00:06:28,298 there's actually an amazing woman in there. 102 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:32,511 - Hmm. - Still terrifying. But amazing. 103 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,180 - Do you wanna see a cool video? - Yeah. 104 00:06:36,515 --> 00:06:38,099 [Frankie clears throat] 105 00:06:43,646 --> 00:06:45,106 [laughing] 106 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:48,527 Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? 107 00:06:50,111 --> 00:06:52,280 Oh, the phone's not on. 108 00:06:58,453 --> 00:07:00,121 Mmm! 109 00:07:00,205 --> 00:07:02,499 Oh, I know what I can put here. 110 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:08,963 Was Larry's funeral really horrible? 111 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,757 Wasn't great for Larry. 112 00:07:11,841 --> 00:07:14,052 Wasn't fabulous for me, either. 113 00:07:14,135 --> 00:07:16,095 Was she okay? 114 00:07:17,514 --> 00:07:19,682 I... don't know. 115 00:07:19,765 --> 00:07:22,685 - She's not exactly a big sharer. - No shit. 116 00:07:22,768 --> 00:07:25,813 I'll tell you this, your Aunt Lydia is no friend of hers. 117 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:28,691 Uh, Lydia's a total bitch. 118 00:07:28,774 --> 00:07:30,735 - Uh-oh. Offensive word. - Cunt? 119 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,278 That's the word. 120 00:07:32,362 --> 00:07:35,114 You've been a way better friend to my mom than Lydia has. 121 00:07:35,198 --> 00:07:37,325 Tell her that. 122 00:07:37,409 --> 00:07:39,369 No, not right now! 123 00:07:39,452 --> 00:07:40,995 I'm gonna check on her progress. 124 00:07:41,079 --> 00:07:43,623 I think I would have slept with two guys by now. 125 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,125 Excuse me. 126 00:07:50,796 --> 00:07:53,132 - Find a boyfriend yet? - Oh, yeah. 127 00:07:53,216 --> 00:07:55,760 I'm already married and divorcing again. 128 00:07:56,761 --> 00:07:59,097 - Were you two talking about me? - No. 129 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:02,350 A little bit. No. 130 00:08:03,393 --> 00:08:05,395 Because I said something the other day 131 00:08:05,478 --> 00:08:07,813 and she may have overheard, but I'm not sure. 132 00:08:07,897 --> 00:08:11,817 She didn't mention anything. Oh, I like that picture of you. 133 00:08:11,901 --> 00:08:14,446 - [Grace] I look so square. - [Brianna] Yes. 134 00:08:14,529 --> 00:08:18,283 No, you can't say you're 70, though. Say that you're 64. 135 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,326 But I am 70. I don't want to lie. 136 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:23,037 But you don't look 70, you look 64. 137 00:08:23,121 --> 00:08:25,624 It's actually more honest to say that you're 64. 138 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,874 Okay. 139 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,252 You didn't answer "Biggest turn on in a man." 140 00:08:29,335 --> 00:08:31,588 - That he's not gay. - Ha! 141 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:35,883 Sorry. 142 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:37,427 [sighs] 143 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:40,388 You know what? Write down "Open-mindedness" 144 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:42,515 for "Biggest turn on in a man." Guys love that. 145 00:08:42,599 --> 00:08:47,019 - Is that something perverted? - What? Crazy... No, no. 146 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:48,563 Okay... 147 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,821 - [sighs] - What are you doing? 148 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,699 - You're done. Press "Send." - If I press that button, 149 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:01,075 everybody in the world 150 00:09:01,159 --> 00:09:04,370 who looks at this site is going to know I'm a desperate loser. 151 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:08,166 Yes. But Mom, they're all desperate losers, too, so... 152 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,502 I don't like any of my answers. 153 00:09:10,585 --> 00:09:14,005 Yeah, they suck. "Cultured"? 154 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,923 You sound like yogurt. 155 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,261 Mom? 156 00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:23,097 I am not taking you two for frozen yogurt. 157 00:09:23,181 --> 00:09:25,391 - Please... - I will drive. I will drive. 158 00:09:25,475 --> 00:09:27,519 You're high. You're not driving my daughter anywhere. 159 00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:29,770 You can barely drive when you're not high. 160 00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:32,148 No, my reflexes are sharper when I'm high. 161 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:35,776 I get your point. 162 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:38,070 - Come on, Mom. You're done! - No! What are you doing?! 163 00:09:38,154 --> 00:09:39,531 It's my computer. 164 00:09:39,614 --> 00:09:42,492 Mom, please press "Send" so you can wink at Dr. Paul 165 00:09:42,575 --> 00:09:45,662 and then we can go out and get delicious, delicious frozen yogurt. 166 00:09:46,705 --> 00:09:48,373 I know what I want. 167 00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:50,375 No, no, wait... 168 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,586 Now I know what I want. 169 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:57,590 - Get in the car. - Yes! 170 00:10:02,845 --> 00:10:06,265 What am I doing wrong? It's side to side, right? 171 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,728 You're out of cookies and cream! 172 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,563 You're out of your mind. 173 00:10:13,272 --> 00:10:15,650 You're good at this. 174 00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,694 You should work here. 175 00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:20,405 - You should work here! - Can we please go? 176 00:10:20,488 --> 00:10:22,532 This place smells like a breast. 177 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:30,998 I still can't decide. 178 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,209 Can I try the Uber Fudgey Brownie Batter again? 179 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:35,002 Yeah, of course. 180 00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:37,129 Oh, my God. 181 00:10:38,214 --> 00:10:41,133 Brian. I'm Brianna. 182 00:10:41,217 --> 00:10:44,429 That's, like, the same name but without the "na." 183 00:10:44,512 --> 00:10:46,305 Oh, cool. What's your last name? 184 00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:48,933 Here, I'm done, I'm here. 185 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,061 Let me pay, because I've got a sack full of quarters 186 00:10:52,144 --> 00:10:55,231 I have to use up and they closed my favorite Coinstar. 187 00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:57,567 - Hurry up. - One dollar. 188 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,778 - Two dollars. - Come on, we have to go... 189 00:11:04,282 --> 00:11:07,452 - Honey, you're on the floor! - Mom? Are you all right? 190 00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:09,579 - Don't move. - We really should call an ambulance. 191 00:11:09,662 --> 00:11:12,998 What's wrong with you people? Back up! Back up! 192 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,418 I'm sorry, you guys are blocking a fire exit 193 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,336 and my manager, Heather, is gonna freak out. 194 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,756 - We should call an ambulance. - What the hell, Brian! 195 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:22,216 - Did you even call 911?! - [Brian] She says she's fine. 196 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,177 - Does she look fucking fine?! - Just call them. 197 00:11:25,261 --> 00:11:29,223 - Hi, an old lady fell. - Don't move! 198 00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,476 [ambulance sirens wailing] 199 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,480 The doctor's reviewing your x-rays. He'll be right with you. 200 00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:37,106 Yeah, you said that an hour ago. 201 00:11:37,189 --> 00:11:38,983 She means "thank you." 202 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,528 - I'm gonna go call Mallory. - No! Don't call Mallory. 203 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:44,614 She'll make it a thing. This is not a thing. 204 00:11:44,697 --> 00:11:47,074 - Okay, then I'm gonna get some ice. - I don't need ice. 205 00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:50,119 Then I'm just gonna leave for a minute because I have to. 206 00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:55,541 - Don't move. Don't move. - I want some water. 207 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,918 - You can't have any water. - Why not? 208 00:11:58,002 --> 00:12:00,797 - In case you need surgery. - What would I need surgery for? 209 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,923 If, for example, you broke your hip. 210 00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:06,927 Stop catastrophizing. I did not break my hip. 211 00:12:07,011 --> 00:12:10,473 You broke your hip. Hi! Dr. Paul Mason. 212 00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:13,643 - Hello... - [Frankie] She broke her hip? 213 00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:17,980 - Yeah. - Oh, God, that means you have to operate? 214 00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:21,108 I mean, like all the old people stories you always hear? 215 00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:22,652 With the surgery, and the PT, 216 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:25,738 and the pneumonia, and sexual assault? 217 00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:29,158 And it all ends... you know how it ends. 218 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,369 - Dead. - You're going to end up dead. 219 00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:33,621 Oh, let's not worry about all that stuff right now. 220 00:12:33,705 --> 00:12:36,248 What we want to worry about is tissue necrosis. 221 00:12:36,332 --> 00:12:39,836 - Which is why I'm recommending surgery. - Oh, honey. 222 00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:42,714 Now, once we get in there, we can decide if you're going to need 223 00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:44,757 a pin or a rod or maybe even a new joint. 224 00:12:44,841 --> 00:12:48,010 I doubt it will come to that, but if we do, 225 00:12:48,093 --> 00:12:51,138 do you have a preference on titanium or plastic? 226 00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:53,892 Open-mindedness. 227 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,810 Did she hit her head when she fell? 228 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:58,938 - I don't think so... - No, I did not hit my head. 229 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,649 I'm sorry, is surgery absolutely necessary? 230 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:05,152 I don't want to have surgery. I've never had surgery. 231 00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:07,405 Not... ever? 232 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:11,409 Not in the... upper regions of your body? 233 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:14,412 Like, say, up around... 234 00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:18,917 - like, there, maybe? - No. 235 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,545 - Are you on any drugs at the moment? - I am not, but she is. 236 00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:26,382 She takes Boniva for osteoporosis, Celebrex for arthritis, 237 00:13:26,465 --> 00:13:28,927 generic Diazepam for I don't know what, 238 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,764 plus half a Sonata, Lunesta, or Ambien to help her fall asleep at night. 239 00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,849 What, are you writing a book about me? 240 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:37,017 - How do you know all that? - Oh, I don't know. 241 00:13:37,101 --> 00:13:40,563 I tend to notice a person when I live with her. 242 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:42,732 I can't make out your date of birth here... 243 00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:45,610 - I'm sixty-f... - She's 70. Seven-zero. 244 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:49,196 Once you hit seven-zero, the rate of complications triple after a hip event. 245 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,617 Also the chance of choking on a donut, but we'll worry about that later. 246 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,326 When's the last time you had something to eat? 247 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,453 Oh, God... 248 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:58,372 She had some chicken at five, and a glass of wine. 249 00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:01,542 Two. Two glasses of wine. 250 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:03,878 All right. You sit tight. 251 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:06,839 [old man grumbles] 252 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,261 I have to have surgery. 253 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,596 On my hip. 254 00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:18,810 That monster Heather at that frozen yogurt place was right. 255 00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:20,812 I am an old lady. 256 00:14:20,895 --> 00:14:25,190 - I feel so awful about all this. - Well, that's appropriate! 257 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,902 I said I didn't want ice! 258 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:32,490 Wake up. Grace? Wake up. 259 00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:37,369 There you are... Dr. Paul wants you to suck on this. 260 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:43,042 You have to suck on the inhalation nozzle, and move the balls. 261 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:47,005 Don't worry, I made a sex joke about that and he laughed. 262 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,131 He has a very nice laugh. 263 00:14:49,214 --> 00:14:52,217 Okay, here you go. Into your mouth. 264 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:55,137 Come on. Suck the one ball. 265 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,807 Great! 266 00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:01,477 Now suck the other ball. Come on, two balls. 267 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,315 Now suck the third ball. 268 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,151 Pull. Pull. 269 00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:12,822 You'll do better next time, but that was good. 270 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,574 What time is the surgery? 271 00:15:15,658 --> 00:15:17,451 It's already happened. 272 00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:20,287 Don't you remember? Mallory dropped by? 273 00:15:20,371 --> 00:15:24,166 Dr. Paul wants you up and walking. 274 00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:27,920 With that? No. No. 275 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:29,421 [Robert] Grace?! Grace?! 276 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:32,842 - Oh. You didn't. - I didn't! 277 00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:35,636 Oh, my God, Grace. Are you okay? 278 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,805 Are you in pain? What can I do? 279 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,431 Can I get you some pudding, or Jell-O? 280 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:43,102 You can leave. Why are you even here? 281 00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:45,855 Brianna called me. She said you were... 282 00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:47,565 You don't look like you're dying. 283 00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:51,069 So you own a lot of smart pantsuits. 284 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,612 What you don't own is flow-y broken hip clothing. 285 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:56,532 So I dumped Frankie's entire closet into this. 286 00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:58,576 You told him I was dying? 287 00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,953 She said that you were dying! 288 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:04,623 - That is my concern. - I am not dying. 289 00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:06,208 I'm so happy to hear that. 290 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,753 Oh, you're worried about me. 291 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:11,255 Of course I was worried about you. Sol's worried about you, too. 292 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,215 Yeah, I can tell. 293 00:16:13,298 --> 00:16:16,218 He's afraid of hospitals. I left him in the car. 294 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:21,015 He's afraid of getting sick in hospitals. He actually really loves hospitals. 295 00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,349 - Really? - Bud's like that. 296 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,434 - That's true! - You know, 297 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:26,395 I have that same feeling sometimes. I'm not always afraid of the hospitals. 298 00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:28,564 - But the diseases... - There's a whole thing on NPR 299 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:30,149 about how it's actually more dangerous. 300 00:16:30,232 --> 00:16:31,316 You never know these days! 301 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,318 You know what you can do to help? 302 00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:35,529 You can all leave. 303 00:16:35,613 --> 00:16:38,365 Daddy, can you buy me some food that doesn't smell like decay? 304 00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:41,160 Of course I will. I'll get you some pudding. 305 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:44,163 That's it. Keep it up. You're doing great. 306 00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:47,166 Now you say it, "I'm doing great." 307 00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:51,253 I'll tell you what I'm doing great at is keeping my hands off your throat. 308 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,089 One more hallway and we're gonna rest. 309 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,967 Two more hallways, I'll give you a face massage. 310 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:59,261 Three more hallways and you'll let me have the beach house. 311 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:03,307 Oh, look at you, all wise-cracking. You must be feeling better. 312 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,728 Cheater. 313 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,230 [knocking] 314 00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:12,232 Dr. Mason's on his way. 315 00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:14,902 Why would Dr. Mason be on his way? 316 00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:16,570 Maybe he has a crush on you. 317 00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:19,198 Or maybe because I called him. 318 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:20,866 What? Why? 319 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,661 You forgot Mallory came by to visit. 320 00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:26,080 I was on drugs! 321 00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:28,373 You should know what that's like. 322 00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:30,668 - Wait a minute! - Stop touching me! 323 00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:32,711 - But I'm just trying to... - What? Help? 324 00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:36,715 You're not helping! Helping would be not calling Dr. Mason. 325 00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:40,136 Or not getting high and dragging me to frozen yogurt in the first place. 326 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:43,931 - It was an accident. - Yes, an accident I blame you for. 327 00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:48,186 I'm here, aren't I? You want to be in this hospital alone? 328 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,438 - Because they will kill you. - Either they will or you will. 329 00:17:51,522 --> 00:17:54,650 You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? 330 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:58,154 Well, you're an idiot. You want to know why your son has drug problems? 331 00:17:58,237 --> 00:17:59,279 Look in the mirror. 332 00:18:01,573 --> 00:18:03,742 Go fuck yourself. 333 00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:07,038 - I can't, Frankie. I broke my hip. - [door slams] 334 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:26,974 Hi, Dr. Paul. 335 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,560 It's Dr. Mason. My first name is Paul. 336 00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,229 Oh, sorry. 337 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,314 - Where's your friend? - She left. 338 00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:39,945 Ah. Yeah. You've got this upside... There you go. There it is. 339 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,867 But before you get back to it, can you count backwards from ten for me? 340 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,369 Ten, eleven, twelve... 341 00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,163 Backwards from ten. 342 00:18:50,539 --> 00:18:54,501 [chuckles] Ten, eleven... 343 00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:57,838 No, that's not... wait. Ten... 344 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,259 Sorry... Ten... 345 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,929 I'm concerned that you hit your head when you fell after all. 346 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,431 To rule out any brain trauma I'd like to do an MRI. 347 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,391 No, no. I can't have an MRI. 348 00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,435 There's absolutely no radiation. 349 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:15,022 You can radiate the hell out of me, but I can't, I can't get into the tube. 350 00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:18,609 No, I can't. Please, please, Dr. Paul... oh, Dr. Mason. 351 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,485 Would you like me to get you some Ativan? 352 00:19:20,569 --> 00:19:22,487 I'd like you to get me all the Ativan! 353 00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:25,574 No, no, no, I can't have an MRI! 354 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,744 No, no, no, I can't do it, I can't! No! 355 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:34,583 Squeeze the ball in your left hand if you have any problems inside. 356 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:39,255 - Wait till you're inside. - [whimpering] Oh, oh, God, God... 357 00:19:39,338 --> 00:19:42,258 Ma'am, I know you're upset, but I need you to stay calm 358 00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:47,888 or the images will be blurry and we'll have to start all over again. 359 00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:49,598 I can't. 360 00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:52,392 - I ca- I can't... - The first round will start in 30 seconds 361 00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:54,186 and it'll last five-and-a-half minutes. 362 00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:58,941 Wait! 363 00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:02,861 - Oh, no! Grace! - Ma'am, you can't be in there! 364 00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:04,446 Patient's bill of rights! 365 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:09,034 They told me about the MRI as soon as I got back to your room. 366 00:20:09,118 --> 00:20:12,746 - I know how claustrophobic you are. - Where did you go? 367 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,249 I went to the cafeteria to get pudding. 368 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,752 Oh, my God, everyone was talking about it. 369 00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:22,547 - I thought you left me. - No! Why would I do that? 370 00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:24,716 You're so much fun. 371 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,805 What I said about Coyote... I was way out of line. 372 00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:31,390 Yeah, no shit. 373 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:35,519 - I don't want to die. - You're not gonna die. 374 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,647 - I don't want to be alone. - I'm here. 375 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:44,362 Grace! 376 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,117 Jeez. 377 00:20:51,369 --> 00:20:53,453 Are you okay? 378 00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:56,123 - I almost died. - You almost fell. 379 00:20:56,207 --> 00:21:00,085 [sobs] Thank you. 380 00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:01,295 You're welcome. 381 00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:05,007 - Can I buy your yogurt? - I already paid. 382 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,509 Come on. Bring your big treat. 383 00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:13,224 Whoa. Oh. 384 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,565 Listen, I... 385 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:27,238 At Larry's funeral, I said something about being stuck with you, 386 00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:30,324 - I don't even know if you heard me... - Oh, I heard you. 387 00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:35,287 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. - Yes, you did. 388 00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:39,083 But you know what's worse than what you said? 389 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,460 How you treat me. 390 00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:44,713 It's like I'm just some annoyance you're forced to put up with. 391 00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:49,176 But guess what, I'm the other person that all this happened to. 392 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:52,637 I'm just like you... but with a better personality. 393 00:21:52,721 --> 00:21:54,556 Well. Certainly bigger. 394 00:21:54,639 --> 00:21:57,226 See? Why can't you appreciate me? 395 00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:59,395 - I appreciate you. - You do? 396 00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:03,941 Duh. I wouldn't have even gone to that funeral if it weren't for you, 397 00:22:04,024 --> 00:22:06,360 and that would have been wrong of me. 398 00:22:06,444 --> 00:22:10,406 I would be apologizing to Larry's spirit for the rest of my days. 399 00:22:10,489 --> 00:22:13,992 Like it or not, you're my friend. 400 00:22:15,286 --> 00:22:18,122 - I like it. - Then make me feel it. 401 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:22,000 I don't want to face this crappy part of my life alone. 402 00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:24,044 Oh, your cookies and cream have melted. 403 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:28,048 You don't like melty frozen yogurt. 404 00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:31,427 I felt that. 405 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,095 [chuckles] 406 00:22:33,178 --> 00:22:35,473 But you still owe me $5.16 for the yogurt. 407 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,598 [laughs] 408 00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:38,309 In that case... 409 00:22:38,392 --> 00:22:41,479 - [slurps] - [laughs] 410 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:45,565 Jesus, Brian, how many people have to bite it before you mop the floor? 411 00:22:45,649 --> 00:22:47,359 Sorry... 412 00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:52,864 Brian, you have wet nuts. 413 00:22:59,246 --> 00:23:00,372 Okay. 414 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:07,421 Brian just friended me on Facebook. It's kind of creepy. 415 00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:10,549 It must have taken a lot of work for him to find me. 416 00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:12,843 - That's nice. - Yeah. 417 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:16,096 My life is a lot of sad chicken, too. 418 00:23:18,182 --> 00:23:22,019 Goodnight, Mom. I'm staying here tonight. I'm too stoned to drive home. 419 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:24,729 - 'Night, Brianna. - [whispers] Be nice to her. 420 00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:28,567 - Good night, Frankie. - 'Night, honey. 421 00:23:33,364 --> 00:23:36,450 Life is short, Frankie. 422 00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:38,785 You know what we need? 423 00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:42,581 We need a girls' night. Just us girls. 424 00:23:42,664 --> 00:23:48,003 We can have drinks... and tapas... and just talk. 425 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,964 I'm never getting a hearing aid. 426 00:23:51,048 --> 00:23:53,717 I think I'm better off missing most of what you say. 427 00:24:05,354 --> 00:24:07,731 Let's see, did... Oh! 428 00:24:11,402 --> 00:24:14,112 Never gave me that Ativan.