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I'm not sleeping... I'm painting.

2
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Looks like you're sleeping.

3
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I go to a restful place in my mind
and I let the painting come to me.

4
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So what's coming to you?

5
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Sleep. It works that way sometimes.

6
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[phone ringing]

7
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[grunts]

8
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- Guy. Oh, hi, Guy!
- I can't talk to him.

9
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- I don't know what to say.
- It's okay!

10
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- You talk to him.
- I'm great at this.

11
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Oh, sorry. I was just finishing
up some late-night enchiladas.

12
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Too bad you're not here.
I know how you love cheese.

13
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I'll text you a picture
of them when they're done.

14
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Grace? She's around the corner,

15
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taking... night watch...
Neighborhood watch... you know,

16
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the whole watch thing about
how they train you to do that,

17
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and they do it at night now

18
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because that's when the
criminals, burglars come out.

19
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I'll tell her you called.

20
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You're right. You nailed it.

21
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You know you're going to
have to talk to him sometime.

22
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I do know. [sighs]

23
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Just don't know what to say.

24
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Why would I break up with
the nicest man in the world?

25
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He's funny and kind
and he's crazy about me,

26
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plus he smells nice.

27
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- There's a lot to like about Guy.
- There is, and I do.

28
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- But you don't love him.
- I know.

29
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But Frankie, if I break up with him,

30
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there's a good chance I'm going to
be by myself for the rest of my life.

31
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I mean, I know you're going
to be here and all, but...

32
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Don't be too sure that
I'll be there, but...

33
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I just can't stand the idea
of waking up every day alone.

34
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I could wake you up.

35
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Maybe it's more about...
falling asleep in someone's arms.

36
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I could do that too, but you won't like it.

37
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You know what I mean.

38
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I know what I'm supposed to do.

39
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I just don't know if I can do it.

40
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- Then you're gonna have to vlog.
- Well, how is that going to do anything?

41
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How is that not going to do everything?

42
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You become your own personal therapist,

43
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and when you really commit to the process,

44
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you find yourself saying
exactly what you need to hear.

45
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- Maybe if I got really drunk first.
- Oh, drunk vlogging,

46
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that yields nonsense.

47
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But hallucinogens...

48
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I've got some ayahuasca that
will knock your socks off.

49
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No, thank you.

50
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- [footsteps approaching]
- [keys jingle]

51
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- Guess what I did today?
- Hmm?

52
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I found the vases you
wanted for the flowers.

53
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- You?
- Well, I paid the photographer,

54
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and I found your cuff links in your
Pringles can safe, and by the way,

55
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why do you keep that
thing in your sock drawer?

56
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It's a bit of a tip-off.

57
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They're not going to find
what I have in my Heineken safe

58
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- because that's in the fridge.
- Not just... Not so fast, please.

59
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The girls are coming over tomorrow
to do the table arrangements,

60
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and here is your list for today.

61
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- Okay, Grace.
- Always funny.

62
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- Did you do your vows?
- Aw, jeez.

63
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Six days.

64
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Sol, are you sure we have
to write our own vows?

65
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I mean, there's something to be
said for being part of a tradition

66
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that's been going on
for thousands of years.

67
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Yes, who wouldn't want to be
part of the ancient tradition

68
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of misogyny and homophobia?

69
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But you're so good writing
your feelings and stuff.

70
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You're getting the big wedding
you wanted, and I'm fine with that.

71
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- Just please let me have this.
- Okay.

72
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What if what's in my heart is
very similar to a poem by Yeats?

73
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It's not!

74
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- A sonnet by Shakespeare?
- No!

75
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- A greeting from Hallmark?
- Not listening anymore!

76
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[door shuts]

77
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[sighs]

78
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- How'd it go?
- It didn't.

79
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You had dinner and watched two movies.

80
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You just... let him go to bed?

81
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Well, he was in such a good mood,
and he'd never seen Home Alone.

82
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- Oh.
- Tomorrow morning, for sure.

83
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- After his morning muffin.
- Jeez.

84
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[clears throat]

85
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- Hey. Whoa! Hey!
- Hi.

86
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What's goin' on? Why's everybody up?

87
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- Ooh, is this a party?
- Yeah. You want a muffin?

88
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- Good night, Frankie.
- Good night, Frankie.

89
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Oh, wait, she didn't say,
"Say good night, Frankie."

90
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Never mind.

91
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Yes, sir.

92
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Can I get you a fork?

93
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Uh, no thanks.

94
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I just was havin' this dream
where the lasagna was eating me.

95
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Well, who's eating who now, lasagna?

96
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- [chuckles] Mmm.
- Guy, can we talk about something?

97
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Hell, yeah.

98
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Okay. It's just...

99
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I'm so...

100
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Has anybody ever told you
you're a wonderful man?

101
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I think you're telling me that now, right?

102
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Well, you are.

103
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- You're kind and you're caring...
- Oh, boy. This can't be good.

104
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Oh, you deserve someone who's...

105
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I'm just not sure we're in the same place.

106
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Yeah, I knew it.

107
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When I told you I was falling
in love, I knew it was too soon.

108
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No, you were just being brave.

109
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And you're so honest with your feelings.

110
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[sighs deeply]

111
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You have so many wonderful qualities.

112
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Oh, great. Then I can come to
you for a job recommendation.

113
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Golly sakes.

114
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- Is there somebody else?
- No, of course not!

115
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It... It's just that I'm coming
out of a 40-year marriage,

116
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- and I don't know what I want.
- Yeah.

117
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And you need time to figure
that out. Yeah, I get that.

118
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Well, I'm not gonna lie to
you and tell you I'm not hurt.

119
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- I'm so sorry. I really am.
- Yeah, well, me, too.

120
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And I...

121
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I'm not going to let you keep
me from hoping that... you know,

122
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- some day in the future you might...
- Absolutely.

123
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Right. Well, you don't wanna wait
too long because we are in our 70's.

124
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Okay then. [clears throat]

125
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I'll go upstairs, get dressed, and I'll go.

126
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Don't be silly! It's
the middle of the night.

127
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With your night blindness...

128
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All right.

129
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[exhales]

130
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Did you do it? Is it done?

131
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Did he cry? Did you cry?

132
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You cried, of course,
because you cry at everything.

133
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Oh, my God! Did he throw
you out of your own bedroom?

134
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Is that why you're on the couch?

135
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No, he didn't throw me
out of my own bedroom.

136
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I volunteered.

137
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- He was a total mensch.
- I've never heard you use that word.

138
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I don't think I ever have.

139
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But it's what he was.

140
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So how do you feel?

141
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I feel terrible that I hurt him.

142
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Don't act all weird.

143
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- When have I ever... touché!
- Hey.

144
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There you are. Hi!

145
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Oh, don't you look beautiful. Mmm.

146
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I was lookin' all over for you. How are ya?

147
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Hey, I know we're supposed to go
suit shopping today, but guess what,

148
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there is this tailor from Milan, he only
comes to San Diego like twice a year,

149
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and he's here today. Unbelievable, huh?

150
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How about that? So I'm going to
call him, and we'll go together.

151
00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,744
I tell you what, I'm going to
go take a shower and then...

152
00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:07,580
Oh, Frankie, Battleship rematch later, huh?

153
00:08:07,664 --> 00:08:09,624
Yeah, um, yeah.

154
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'Kay. 'Kay.

155
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I-I-I don't
understand.

156
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Maybe you're not very good
at this breaking up thing.

157
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Did you do it in English?
Did you do it out loud?

158
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Was he in the room?

159
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Yes!

160
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I broke up with him!

161
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There's no other way to
interpret what I said.

162
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We broke up!

163
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Well, somewhere between last night
and this morning, you got unbroken up.

164
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- [gasps] Oh... Oh, wow!
- What?

165
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We must be witnessing the
incredible power of denial.

166
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- I don't think so.
- I do think so.

167
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And I am a certified amateur psychologist.

168
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I'm the one who diagnosed
Bud's food issues.

169
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- Misdiagnosed.
- The jury's still out on that, Grace.

170
00:08:53,376 --> 00:08:58,130
But I am positive about this. [sighs]

171
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- What were we talking about?
- Guy.

172
00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:03,052
Yeah, right. You've got
to break up with him.

173
00:09:03,135 --> 00:09:05,555
Well, I did! Last night. Over lasagna.

174
00:09:05,638 --> 00:09:09,183
He was sitting right there
and I was standing right there.

175
00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:13,104
Stop, everybody. Stop.

176
00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:16,691
I am also a certified amateur sleuth,

177
00:09:16,775 --> 00:09:19,944
and I think I'm getting something.
Remember your training, Frankie.

178
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,530
Frankie, I am going to strangle
you with the blender cord.

179
00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:26,867
He eats when he's on Ambien and he
never remembers the next morning.

180
00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:31,539
- Oh, my God, you're right!
- It was an Ambien break-up.

181
00:09:31,623 --> 00:09:34,542
Grace, he doesn't remember.

182
00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,085
If he doesn't remember...

183
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- You'll have to break up with him again.
- [gasps]

184
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Who does this happen to?

185
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I hate to deprive you of me during
a crisis, but I've got to go.

186
00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:46,596
Moving day.

187
00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,849
Should... Should I come and help
you? I know you've been dreading this.

188
00:09:49,932 --> 00:09:51,350
Oh, I'll bring my label maker.

189
00:09:51,434 --> 00:09:55,354
Oh, I already have your label maker,
and I thought I would dread this,

190
00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:58,941
but you know, my boundary work
with Sol has been so productive

191
00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:01,569
and I'm ready for closure.

192
00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:04,155
You, on the other hand,
have a rotten job to do.

193
00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:07,826
Would you like me to blow a little
of my courage into your mouth?

194
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,661
Thank you, no.

195
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,835
[door shuts]

196
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:20,004
Let's put Gabby at the garbage
table with Cousin Ricky.

197
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:24,049
You know, I'm not so sure how crazy
I am about that term "garbage table."

198
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,302
Trust me, Dad. You need a garbage table.

199
00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:29,138
You also need a drunk corner
and a desperation annex.

200
00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:31,516
Which I still maintain
should be one big table.

201
00:10:31,599 --> 00:10:34,310
The drunk and the desperate always
find their way to each other anyway.

202
00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:37,146
- Okay. I think that's everybody.
- [cell phone chimes]

203
00:10:37,229 --> 00:10:39,940
- You happy, Dad?
- Happy's generous.

204
00:10:40,024 --> 00:10:41,275
[Brianna] Good enough.

205
00:10:44,654 --> 00:10:47,072
So, Dad, how's the vow writing going?

206
00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,575
Was that Sol asking you to check up on me?

207
00:10:49,659 --> 00:10:52,203
Yes, look how many times.

208
00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:54,372
- It's not going well.
- Well, let's hear what you have.

209
00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,374
[sighs]

210
00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:03,297
[clears throat]

211
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:09,178
Sol... I wonder...

212
00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:13,766
That's all I've got.

213
00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,768
Oh.

214
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,312
[sighs]

215
00:11:19,856 --> 00:11:23,275
So the end kind of peters out.

216
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:24,652
Dad?

217
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:29,741
Come on. We're cooking with gas, fellas.

218
00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:32,702
And Dad has discovered the bubble wrap.

219
00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:35,914
I like the little ones, but the
big ones are also satisfying.

220
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,624
The tactile feedback is fantastic.

221
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,251
How are you doing with all this?

222
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,378
I'm just glad that we're together.

223
00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:43,629
Me, too!

224
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:47,258
Hey, what do you want to do with these?

225
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,927
- Oh, my God!
- Robert won't want them.

226
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,846
Well, Grace won't either. I'll take 'em.

227
00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:55,015
- Maybe I'll hang them in her car.
- [laughter]

228
00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:57,685
- Birdhouse.
- Oh, yeah. I'll take that.

229
00:11:57,769 --> 00:12:00,772
It's the closest I'm going
to get to having my own place.

230
00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:04,609
Oh, man! You... see... You told
me that you buried this, man.

231
00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:08,195
- What have you guys got over there?
- Um, well...

232
00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,281
Well, you remember when
you used to say, you know,

233
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:14,201
"Where'd my vase disappear to?" or
"What happened to my crystal dragon?"

234
00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:19,415
Well, the answer is that probably one
of us broke it and hid it in this box.

235
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,004
Is that what happened to my
grandmother's little Dutch boy?

236
00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:27,423
Hello, Hans.

237
00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,801
Oh, yeah. I broke that one.

238
00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:32,136
So you knew about this box.

239
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,556
Yes, but they didn't know that I
knew, so I'm still a good parent.

240
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,017
Well, I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna take all of this,

241
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,727
I'm gonna break it more,

242
00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:42,897
and I'm gonna make a mosaic
for each and every one of you.

243
00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:44,231
That's really sweet.

244
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:50,321
And this is probably a good time to tell
you about the Jim Croce keepsake plate.

245
00:12:50,404 --> 00:12:54,533
For God's sake, Sol, you blamed
this on the kids' babysitter.

246
00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:57,411
[both] Natalie.

247
00:13:01,707 --> 00:13:03,167
I mean, I don't think you understand.

248
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,086
Sol's toasts at the Christmas
party make people cry.

249
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,130
They make me cry, me!

250
00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:09,841
We need to find out what we're up against.

251
00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:11,091
What are you doing?

252
00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:14,136
It's called opposition research.
We are going to find Sol's vows.

253
00:13:14,219 --> 00:13:15,888
[Mallory] No, we cannot do that. No.

254
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:17,348
- Yes, we can.
- Absolutely not!

255
00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:19,976
- I cannot be party to this.
- Found 'em...

256
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:23,228
in a folder cleverly disguised as "Vows."

257
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,902
Mal, you're gonna wanna see this.

258
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,786
- Oh, my God!
- I know.

259
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:42,498
[laughter]

260
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:45,167
- [Mallory] Oh, my God!
- [Brianna] Right?

261
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:51,215
- [sighs]
- Oh, my God.

262
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,176
The part with the old man and
the ducks on the park bench.

263
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:55,970
Mm-hmm.

264
00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:59,724
He loves you... so much.

265
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,018
Oh, son of a bitch!

266
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:03,811
Well, that's it.

267
00:14:03,895 --> 00:14:06,898
The house is ready for the Chin family.

268
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:10,026
Do you think I should leave them some sage

269
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:11,819
so they can get rid of our juju?

270
00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,696
- It's all good.
- Not necessary.

271
00:14:15,865 --> 00:14:17,783
Super-sad disco party?

272
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:21,370
I was just thinking about how
when you and Coyote had a party

273
00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:24,749
I'd come in in my pajamas
and do this to tell everyone

274
00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:27,334
that it was time to leave, remember?

275
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,503
- Yes, Dad.
- Especially traumatizing.

276
00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:32,631
We done pretty good, your mother and I.

277
00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:34,133
- [Bud] You sure did.
- [Coyote] Yeah.

278
00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:36,802
- [chuckles]
- Don't stop, okay?

279
00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:38,096
Aww.

280
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,556
- Yes!
- [laughter]

281
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,640
Yes.

282
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,894
- [Sol groans]
- [Frankie chuckles]

283
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,232
[Bud] Don't mean to be rude,

284
00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:52,192
but I have a date with
someone I'll never end up with.

285
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:55,988
And um... You know, I don't have
anything but he drives me places.

286
00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:59,992
- Of course, of course.
- Be gone. Get going.

287
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,746
Wait. Just before you leave,

288
00:15:03,829 --> 00:15:06,749
how about we light the
Shabbos candle one last time?

289
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,709
- Yeah, yeah.
- Sure.

290
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,711
- That'd be nice.
- I love me some ritual.

291
00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:12,088
I can't believe this is the last time

292
00:15:12,171 --> 00:15:14,048
we're going to do this
together in this house.

293
00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:17,635
You boys could light candles at your place.

294
00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,804
- Yeah, we could.
- Yeah, we'll totally do that.

295
00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,307
- We should do that.
- Oh, that's what I said.

296
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:38,363
[speaking Yiddish]

297
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:59,969
[sobs quietly]

298
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,181
I'm sorry.

299
00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:10,938
It's okay. I've got it. You guys go on.

300
00:16:11,022 --> 00:16:12,731
Okay.

301
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,027
- I love you.
- I love you.

302
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,535
[exhales deeply]

303
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,293
Mmm.

304
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,756
I had forgotten...

305
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:42,887
how sweet the air is when the
four of us are all here together.

306
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,847
I know.

307
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:50,186
And now... we're never going to...

308
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,312
I know.

309
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:56,901
I have so much love for
all of you, my heart...

310
00:16:56,984 --> 00:17:01,072
- Hurts?
- Yeah.

311
00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:05,576
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.

312
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,494
It's okay.

313
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:09,621
[sighs]

314
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:53,874
[Brianna] Okay, how's it going?

315
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,918
I think I've got a direction I like.

316
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:58,170
- Can we read?
- No, no! It's not ready yet!

317
00:17:58,254 --> 00:17:59,713
[Mallory] Oh, well.

318
00:18:02,507 --> 00:18:04,009
[sighs]

319
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,146
Any good?

320
00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:18,065
It's good, mm-hmm.

321
00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:23,695
- It's...
- Nine pages of heretofores and thereins.

322
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:25,489
It's how I feel.

323
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:29,785
It's just a bit cold. You
titled it Robert v. Sol.

324
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,537
The V is for vows, it's funny. [chuckles]

325
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:35,707
It's like a joke, I mean, we're lawyers?

326
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:38,127
I'm confused. Did you
want him to sign this?

327
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,296
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

328
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,298
- Uh...
- Well, what about the addendum?

329
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:46,051
I mean, that's pure comedy gold.

330
00:18:46,135 --> 00:18:48,804
You mean here... where you cite precedent?

331
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,222
Mm-hmm.

332
00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:53,017
It's well-reasoned.

333
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,977
Are you suing him for his love?

334
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,604
I told you it wasn't ready. Eh...

335
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,523
Okay. What do I just...

336
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:03,235
Oh. No, that's no good.

337
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:04,903
Um...

338
00:19:06,071 --> 00:19:07,990
Ooh, that's worse.

339
00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:09,241
Oh, this is ridicul...

340
00:19:10,909 --> 00:19:12,619
Well, that's better.

341
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,879
Hi. I'm here to talk about Guy,

342
00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:25,132
who is nothing if not
a fantastic boyfriend,

343
00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:29,970
and I'm just acting like a crazy
person. Why would I break up with him?

344
00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:32,681
I mean, so it's not perfect... What is?

345
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:34,850
A 40-year marriage to a homosexual?

346
00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:39,479
It's so much better than that with
Phil... I mean with Guy... with Guy...

347
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,148
Oh, my...

348
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:49,448
Oh, I can't remember the last
time I said that name out loud.

349
00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:51,992
Phil!

350
00:19:52,076 --> 00:19:55,746
[softly] Oh... Phil!

351
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:59,666
Oh, my gosh, that was something.

352
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,670
It was everything.

353
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,714
And the way his...

354
00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:08,967
The way his eyes would
crinkle when he laughed...

355
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:11,220
And I could make him laugh.

356
00:20:11,303 --> 00:20:14,139
The way he kissed me.

357
00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:18,185
I want that.

358
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,440
Guy is not that.

359
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,945
Whoa.

360
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:32,116
Sometimes you say the
things you need to hear.

361
00:20:33,575 --> 00:20:35,911
I hate it when Frankie's right!

362
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:41,417
[sniffles]

363
00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:46,380
I'm pretty when I cry.

364
00:20:46,464 --> 00:20:48,132
[whimpers]

365
00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:51,302
I'm really gonna crash and burn up there.

366
00:20:51,385 --> 00:20:53,220
And I'll probably end
up at the garbage table.

367
00:20:53,304 --> 00:20:55,597
Okay, Sad Sack...

368
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,933
read this.

369
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:00,352
Only the parts that aren't blacked out.

370
00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:04,315
Jeez, looks like the NSA
had a field day with this.

371
00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:06,233
It's only me, Daddy.

372
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:19,997
- I wrote this?
- [Brianna] You did.

373
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,666
Either that, or I'm in love with Sol.

374
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,918
Wow.

375
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:27,629
Well done, girl.

376
00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:32,968
Well done, indeed.

377
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,435
[sighs]

378
00:21:41,519 --> 00:21:45,105
- Don't be scared.
- Oh, God! Sol.

379
00:21:45,189 --> 00:21:47,065
You could have given me a heart attack.

380
00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:50,569
- I was trying to not scare you.
- Well, you're terrible at that.

381
00:21:50,652 --> 00:21:53,572
What the hell are you doing
here, and give me back your key.

382
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,035
What are you doing here?

383
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,871
I'm, uh...

384
00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:03,707
was looking for Frankie.

385
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,750
I thought she was with you.

386
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:08,003
Did she not show up... Should I worry?

387
00:22:08,086 --> 00:22:11,756
No. No. I was with her.

388
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,718
I'm just not... right now.

389
00:22:16,094 --> 00:22:19,097
When she left the house, I didn't
get a chance to say goodbye.

390
00:22:19,181 --> 00:22:21,475
What's going on, Sol?

391
00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:24,603
Why are you looking for
Frankie? Did you have a fight?

392
00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:27,147
No, we did not have a fight.

393
00:22:27,231 --> 00:22:28,982
Uh...

394
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:31,985
We had not a fight,

395
00:22:32,069 --> 00:22:35,155
more like the opposite of-of fight.

396
00:22:35,239 --> 00:22:37,032
Is this a riddle?

397
00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:41,036
Because I just broke up with my
boyfriend and I'm in no mood...

398
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:44,998
You slept with her.

399
00:22:45,082 --> 00:22:46,124
[exhales]

400
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,503
Oh, my God!

401
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:52,797
You slept with her! What were you thinking?

402
00:22:52,881 --> 00:22:55,217
- I wasn't thinking.
- Not with your brain!

403
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,135
- Oh, my God!
- It wasn't on purpose!

404
00:22:57,219 --> 00:23:01,473
I didn't go there thinking
that I... It just... happened.

405
00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:02,807
She was doing so well.

406
00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:05,644
Do you understand how
this is gonna set her back?

407
00:23:05,727 --> 00:23:08,688
Oh, you are such a sh... Such a...

408
00:23:08,772 --> 00:23:10,566
Schmuck? Is that the
word you're looking for?

409
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:12,109
'Cause that's what I am.

410
00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:15,695
You know what it means?
Contemptible person, from the...

411
00:23:15,779 --> 00:23:17,155
Yiddish for penis.

412
00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:21,910
A long time ago I used
to think I was a mensch.

413
00:23:21,993 --> 00:23:25,789
- That's a person with integrity.
- I know what it means.

414
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,958
I don't know what happened to me.

415
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:33,171
Well, in any language, I don't
understand you, or any of this.

416
00:23:33,255 --> 00:23:36,925
I mean it seems like everybody
wants to get on the Sol train.

417
00:23:37,008 --> 00:23:40,720
I mean, you're a nice-looking
man and all, but seriously?

418
00:23:40,804 --> 00:23:42,222
I don't get it.

419
00:23:42,306 --> 00:23:46,143
Maybe because I love very deeply

420
00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:48,728
and from my heart. People can tell that.

421
00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:51,064
- I don't care!
- Okay.

422
00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:53,900
Sol, why are you here?

423
00:23:53,984 --> 00:23:57,195
I want to make sure Frankie's okay.

424
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:00,157
Well, I can pretty much
guarantee you she's not.

425
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,286
Go home, Sol. I'll take care
of Frankie. You've done enough.

426
00:24:04,369 --> 00:24:07,789
- You know where she is?
- Well, I have a feeling.

427
00:24:07,872 --> 00:24:10,334
Go home... now!

428
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:11,918
I can't. I can't.

429
00:24:12,002 --> 00:24:14,379
You're 72 years old, grow up!

430
00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:17,132
- Are you going to tell Robert?
- Are you?

431
00:24:17,215 --> 00:24:21,345
- He'll never forgive me.
- Well, I wouldn't blame him, Sol.

432
00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:23,972
What are your options?
Either you tell him the truth

433
00:24:24,055 --> 00:24:27,851
or you start this marriage like you
spent the last 20 years of your last one.

434
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,021
Oh, God! I know, I know, I know, I know.

435
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:34,399
So, what are you going to
be for the rest of your life?

436
00:24:34,483 --> 00:24:37,569
A mensch? Or a schmuck?

437
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:51,500
Frankie?

438
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,168
I'm working.

439
00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:56,296
Well, sandcastle is pretty impressive.

440
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:58,006
I'm building my dream house.

441
00:24:58,089 --> 00:25:01,843
I've a problematic turret,
so if you'll excuse me.

442
00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:06,431
I just got home and found
Sol in our living room.

443
00:25:06,515 --> 00:25:08,433
He was looking for you.

444
00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:13,605
So I slept with him to see
what all the fuss was about.

445
00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:15,023
Don't start with me.

446
00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:18,902
Are you insane? Why did you do that?

447
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,406
You were making so much
progress on your boundaries

448
00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:26,577
and keeping your distance
and... you were moving forward.

449
00:25:27,745 --> 00:25:30,997
- What were you thinking?
- I wasn't.

450
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:33,667
I was home with my family. I was with him.

451
00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:37,671
- I just had all these feelings.
- What feelings?

452
00:25:37,755 --> 00:25:41,383
That... maybe it wasn't over,
maybe there was still hope.

453
00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:42,593
[scoffs]

454
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,678
Your husband tells you he's
in love with another man,

455
00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:46,179
and you think there's still hope?

456
00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:48,599
I didn't say it made sense.

457
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:51,226
- Make sense of it!
- I don't know how.

458
00:25:51,309 --> 00:25:54,438
- Is there hope?
- No.

459
00:25:55,939 --> 00:25:57,691
There's not.

460
00:25:57,775 --> 00:26:01,361
What happened with us is...

461
00:26:01,445 --> 00:26:05,574
It felt wrong, like we
didn't go together anymore.

462
00:26:07,909 --> 00:26:10,495
It's over.

463
00:26:10,579 --> 00:26:13,749
I still love him, but it's over.

464
00:26:15,626 --> 00:26:19,963
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

465
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,257
It really hurts, doesn't it?

466
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:26,762
So much. And I feel so stupid.

467
00:26:26,845 --> 00:26:31,683
You knew it was over six months ago.
I just seemed to realize it today.

468
00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,770
You've been pretty smart
about what I needed to do,

469
00:26:34,853 --> 00:26:38,231
you generally are... damn it.

470
00:26:38,315 --> 00:26:42,569
- Well, that's true.
- I broke up with Guy.

471
00:26:42,653 --> 00:26:43,737
Does he know?

472
00:26:43,821 --> 00:26:45,280
- [chuckles] Yes, he knows.
- [laughs]

473
00:26:45,363 --> 00:26:51,328
And your camera-phone-web-FaceTime
thing, it actually worked.

474
00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:53,747
- It's surprising, isn't it?
- It was.

475
00:26:53,831 --> 00:26:54,956
Yeah.

476
00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:59,670
Out of nowhere this man I had
a thing with just bubbled up.

477
00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,713
I hadn't thought about him in years.

478
00:27:01,797 --> 00:27:03,381
What made you think about him?

479
00:27:03,465 --> 00:27:07,969
It made me realize what
could be and what wasn't,

480
00:27:08,052 --> 00:27:09,638
and I thank you for that.

481
00:27:10,722 --> 00:27:13,183
- Glad to be of help.
- No, seriously, Frankie.

482
00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:16,978
I wish you had a you to help you,
but you don't. You only have me.

483
00:27:17,061 --> 00:27:19,439
Great, the blind leading the blind.

484
00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:22,275
I think you're blinder. Certainly deafer.

485
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,028
But here we are, sitting in the same sand.

486
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:28,573
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's go home.

487
00:27:28,657 --> 00:27:30,492
You're just gonna leave this?

488
00:27:30,575 --> 00:27:34,037
It's not the first house
I've walked away from today!

489
00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:40,752
You know, that tasty morsel you dropped

490
00:27:40,836 --> 00:27:44,047
about that man that you
had the thing with...

491
00:27:45,173 --> 00:27:48,968
- Tell me more.
- Maybe another day.

492
00:27:49,052 --> 00:27:51,221
[Frankie] Maybe tonight over hot chocolate.

493
00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:53,431
[Grace] We'll see.

494
00:27:59,604 --> 00:28:05,276
Sol, I love you for who you are

495
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,196
and who I am with you.

496
00:28:09,447 --> 00:28:13,159
From this day forth, I freely

497
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:17,121
and joyfully join my life with yours.

498
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:22,794
Wherever you go, I will go.

499
00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:26,715
Whatever you face, I will face.

500
00:28:26,798 --> 00:28:30,761
I will care for you should you become ill.

501
00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,180
I will comfort you should you feel sad.

502
00:28:35,348 --> 00:28:38,351
I will bathe in your joy.

503
00:28:38,435 --> 00:28:43,356
I am yours completely and forever.

504
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,026
I take you as my partner for life,

505
00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:52,657
and I will give myself... to no other.

506
00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:14,888
[door shuts]