1 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:01,720 Ah, well, you are really a peach, you know that? 2 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:04,640 I mean, taking me to Whole Foods and the art store. 3 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:08,310 Don't forget the transcendental foot place. That was a necessary stop. 4 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,690 Wait till you try out the neuropathy socks I got you. 5 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:18,240 Danger ahead: uncontrollable urge to cha-cha-cha, pain-free, all night. 6 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:21,830 Can I get you anything? 7 00:01:21,910 --> 00:01:24,540 How about your license? 8 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:28,840 Oh, God, it's so good to laugh. I-I've really missed your snappy wit. 9 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,630 Grace, that stare is filled with Phil. 10 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,390 I believe it's called rage. 11 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:42,640 If it's any consolation, I've been awful with myself in my diary. 12 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:46,480 Your bullshit diary where you write in the air? 13 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,440 I'm just trying to help, Grace. 14 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,070 I'm trying to say I'm sorry. I'm trying to cheer you up. 15 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:57,860 You know what would cheer me up? Other people cheering me up. 16 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:01,490 All I see is you anymore, in the house, in the car. 17 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,870 I lie down to close my eyes, and all I see is your hair. 18 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,160 Well, I can't help that I have memorable hair. 19 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:10,670 Well, I miss other hair on other friends 20 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,840 who don't ask me about my feelings all the time. 21 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,670 I used to have friends. 22 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,180 We'd meet up for a fun lunch or a fun drink, 23 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,550 and then you know what they'd do? 24 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,470 I'm guessing something fun. 25 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:27,390 They'd get in their own cars and drive themselves away back to their own homes. 26 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,350 And where are these independent drivers now? 27 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,320 We fell out of touch after the whole Robert mess. 28 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,280 Wait. Wait a minute. What Robert mess? 29 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,320 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,620 I could go out and make new friends. 31 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,700 But I don't know. 32 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:46,910 Who wants to start to build history right before we're history? 33 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,540 -Didn't we do that? -We had special circumstances. 34 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,920 Maybe I should call some of them. 35 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,710 Although, I don't know. You know, it is a little weird 36 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,380 hanging out with a bunch of couples when you're not a couple anymore. 37 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:02,300 -Do you want me to come? -No. Besides, it's been a year. 38 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,640 Janet will pick up and say, "Hello, Stranger." 39 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,560 How do you come back from that? 40 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,890 Do you want to talk about it? 41 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,900 No! I want to do something about it. 42 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:17,440 But, but I want you to know I hear you. 43 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,320 And don't worry about me getting my license back. 44 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,660 Dear Diary: 45 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:29,960 Tomorrow I buckle down and hit the books. 46 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,130 Smiley-face. Winky-face. 47 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:35,750 Heart, heart, prayer hands. 48 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,970 Mm. 49 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,830 "What does this sign mean?" 50 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:08,290 What the hell? 51 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:10,830 Wait, that does look familiar. 52 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,290 Oh, that's why. 53 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,500 What do you mean-mean-mean? 54 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:19,800 I can't wait. 55 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,680 Oh, it's gonna be so much fun to see everyone again. 56 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,430 How about 12:30? 57 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:26,850 Terrific. I'll see you tomorrow, Janet. 58 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:29,560 How great is this? 59 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,850 Is that a cha-cha? It's those neuropathy socks, isn't it? 60 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:37,150 I was so nervous to call her, my hands were shaking when I dialed. 61 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,570 - Oh, it's been so long. - Ah-ha-ha. 62 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,740 She couldn't have been lovelier. 63 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,900 Oh, that does not sound like the Janet I know. 64 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:47,120 -Frankie... -She breeds Pomeranians. 65 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,990 She has a Pomeranian. 66 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,700 She's coming to lunch tomorrow with Mary and Arlene. 67 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:54,460 The whole country club crowd. 68 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:58,880 Don't start. They were my best friends. 69 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,550 Besides, you don't have to be around to deal with them anyway. 70 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,590 Great. Do you know this sign means? 71 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,930 No... 72 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:08,680 I am not being sucked into... whatever this is. 73 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,770 -I'm studying for my driver's test. -Really? 74 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:14,430 It looks more like a Jamaican séance. 75 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,020 Good band name: Jamaican Séance. 76 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,150 Yeah, I'll tell you a better band name: "I'm Not Driving You Around Anymore 77 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:22,900 So You Really Should Take This Seriously." 78 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,570 -Oh, yeah, that'll catch on. -Well, it better. 79 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:29,120 Your long Frankie nightmare will be over tomorrow. 80 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,410 You're taking me to the DMV. 81 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:34,160 That's tomorrow? I have my lunch! 82 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,670 Oh, calm down. It's an early appointment. 83 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:41,000 You'll be back in plenty of time, man. 84 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:45,340 Now serving number A45. 85 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:48,430 -I'd like to appeal these results. -Excuse me? 86 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,470 I'd like to speak to someone who understands 87 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,720 the biased nature of standardized testing. 88 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:56,850 Or someone who will consider an essay in lieu of multiple choice. 89 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,150 We don't have that person. 90 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:02,190 -All right, let me take it again. -I can't do that. 91 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,360 You flunked three times. You need to wait a week to retake it. 92 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,610 A week? Oh, look, there's a very angry woman coming this way. 93 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,910 Don't pay any attention. Just be cool and just follow my lead. 94 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,080 -Hey, girl. -How'd you do? 95 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,410 -She flunked. -Oh, God damn it. 96 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,790 -I thought we had a deal. -You flunked again? Forty? 97 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:21,210 You got a 40? You're going backwards! 98 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:24,630 Listen, I'm having some people over to lunch in a half an hour-- 99 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,470 -You can go. She's all done. -Oh. 100 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,180 I have to come back in a week to retake it. 101 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,680 -What? -Let's just leave. 102 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,010 No. Uh-uh. Um, hi. 103 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,100 Hi. 104 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:41,980 I'd like to introduce you to my friend, President Andrew Jackson? 105 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,860 Ma'am, you know you can go to prison for trying to bribe me. 106 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:50,780 And he's dead now. The president is dead. I hope you're happy. 107 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:57,160 You know, this is not over between us. 108 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,130 Seven minutes. I've got seven minutes. 109 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,590 -I can do this in seven minutes. -OK, I'll get outta here. 110 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,760 You're not going anywhere yet. 111 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,970 Well, not like I'm going far, because I can't. 112 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,560 No, no, no. You made me late. You need to help. 113 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,430 Go get the crab salad out of the fridge. 114 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,270 -Sir, yes, sir. -And get the serving spoon. 115 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,190 -The one with the fleur-de-lis. -Oh, you mean the French swastika? 116 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,200 Oh... 117 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:34,490 Does this look tasty. 118 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,370 -Don't mess the mound! -Oh! 119 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,830 But, I'm starving. 120 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:40,790 I wasn't gonna put my fist in it. 121 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,580 Well, I was, but now I'm not. 122 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,670 You don't need a license to take your noodles 123 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:47,170 and your peanut butter sandwich up to your studio. 124 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,960 Oh, shit! I gotta go. 125 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:51,840 No, wait, wait, wait. Say "hi" and then be on your way. 126 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,840 And lose the dick. 127 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:00,680 Oh, look at you, Janet. Oh... 128 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,310 Mm. 129 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,360 -Oh, and you brought Ann-Margret. -Ann's dead. This is Jackie O. 130 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,860 Oh. All she needs is an over-sized pair of sunglasses. 131 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,400 - She's got 'em. - Oh, Arlene. 132 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,990 Oh, careful. New hip. 133 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,070 Oh. 134 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:19,450 Mary, I almost forgot what an infectious laugh you have. 135 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,290 I feel infected already. 136 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:26,340 Frankie's here. We were hoping to see you. 137 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:29,460 I never want to disappoint my fans, however-- 138 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,050 One should always leave the audience wanting more. 139 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,880 Oh, can't you join us for a little lunch? 140 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:36,100 You know, if the Meals On Wheels people catch me eating lunch 141 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,640 they'll stop coming by. 142 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:41,390 Well, come on, stay. 143 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,190 I mean, we're so curious about how you two are getting on. 144 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:47,270 And we want to hear all about your new single lives. 145 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,070 Oh, I don't think you do, Janet. Sometimes it really sucks the big-- 146 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,700 Everybody grab a seat in the dining room and I'll get us some wine. 147 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,780 Frankie, would you come help? 148 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,540 No, I won't help you. I'll be eating a sandwich up in my studio. 149 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,170 Why should I be your waitress? 150 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,920 You'll be my bus-girl. Meaning you'll ride the bus all week if you don't. 151 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,470 Besides, it'll look too weird. Like you can't stand them or something. 152 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:14,340 Yeah, I'd hate for them to get the right idea. 153 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:18,600 Just put a lid on it. Don't be too... you-ish. 154 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,720 -Jewish? -You. 155 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:24,480 No railing against country clubs, don't reference your manifesto, 156 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,600 and for God's sakes don't talk about the BP oil spill 157 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,360 and what it can do to a crab salad. 158 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,140 Any trouble finding the place, Arlene? 159 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:00,970 No. 160 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,890 -Did I ask you that already? -Yes. 161 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:07,100 Oh. I'm sorry. I meant to ask Mary. 162 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:12,070 Mary? Any trouble finding the place? 163 00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:15,030 We carpooled. 164 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:17,070 In Janet's car. 165 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:19,280 Jesus. 166 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:28,290 Look, can I just say how sorry I am that I haven't been more in touch? 167 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:31,750 -I feel terrible about it. -Oh, water under the bridge. 168 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,460 -Oh, don't give it a second thought. -We could've done better, too. 169 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,420 No, no, I get it. 170 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,220 It's hard in these situations. I was a wreck. 171 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:43,140 Last year after everything that happened with Robert, I was... 172 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,270 Well, you find out your husband of 40 years 173 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,310 is having an affair with another man? 174 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:54,320 You start asking yourself some very hard questions about 175 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,440 what makes you happy, about all the lies you tell yourself. 176 00:10:57,530 --> 00:11:01,370 You should hear all the lies I tell myself about all the lies I tell myself. 177 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,120 Well, that's all behind you. 178 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,330 And everyone should look as good as you coming off the year you've had. 179 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:11,000 -Really, how do you do it? -Have you guys looked at her plate? 180 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:16,300 I get a lot of help from my two Italian nutritionists... Martini and Rossi. 181 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,090 Oh, I've missed you guys. 182 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,600 We've missed you. 183 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:23,760 -Hasn't been the same. -So much. 184 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,970 -Who's up for more wine? -Who isn't? 185 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,230 Oh! 186 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:31,600 Oh, that was... that was unbelievable. 187 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,070 No, but, Mary, you're thinking about the time we were in Cancún. 188 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:38,940 -This was the trip to Puerto Vallarta. -She always confuses our trips. 189 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:44,910 And Frankie, the hurricane wasn't even the best part of it. 190 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:48,160 The best part was on the beach the one day the sun came out. 191 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:52,170 Robert decides to order us all prickly pear margaritas 192 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,210 - in his "perfect Spanish." - I remember this. 193 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:58,050 Anyway, he orders from this guy on the beach, 194 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:02,880 five minutes later the guy comes back with a sock full of cocaine. 195 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:04,390 Cocaine! 196 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:07,390 That's a good band name: Sock Full of Cocaine. 197 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:10,310 How we're not all in a Mexican prison I'll never understand. 198 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:15,610 Oh, Grace, you remember when, uh, Sonny tried to roll Robert down the lane? 199 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,900 Oh, yes. It's the only time I ever got kicked out of a bowling alley. 200 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,280 -You bowled? In an alley? -Uh-huh. 201 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,110 Well, I tried. 202 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,120 -I was always jealous of your form. -Do y'all still do that? 203 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,280 -Oh, we do. -Mm-hmm. 204 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:30,750 Grace, you should come play with us next Friday. 205 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:35,210 That's so nice. Oh, I'll have to dust off my old pink ball. 206 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,460 Oh, no. We don't use balls anymore. 207 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:44,840 Is this what it's come to? Is this what sports are now for old people? 208 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,720 Oh, damn it! See, it's all in the timing. 209 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,430 Did your grandson give you any pointers when you stole his game? 210 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,190 Shh. I grabbed it before he woke up. 211 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,270 - Aw. - Oh! 212 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,690 Frankie, you're crowding my follow-through! 213 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,860 -Why are you screaming? -I'm not screaming, 214 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,820 I'm getting in shape to have fun with my friends. 215 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,410 Fine, fine. 216 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:10,410 Whatever you need to do to get back in with Puss Face and the gang. 217 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,710 Now what is that supposed to mean? 218 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,580 I caught a puss face from Janet during the lunch. 219 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:20,000 No, that's Janet's face. We don't talk about it, but that's her face. 220 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,960 Well, we got extra puss face when you started talking about Robert. 221 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,300 Well, maybe the puss face was for you. 222 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,640 You think they didn't hear all your sideline potshots? 223 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,310 I don't know that they heard all of them. 224 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:34,430 They couldn't have been nicer to you. You know what this means to me? 225 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,020 Yes, old friends equal fun. 226 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,980 That's right. Do you remember the last time I had fun? 227 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,110 Heh. Me neither. 228 00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:45,200 All right, all right. They're your friends. I'll just have to adapt. 229 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,110 But I'm not getting a Pomeranian. 230 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,620 Well, that's good, because I'm not driving you to the pet store. 231 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,870 Fine. 232 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:54,040 I will need one last lift to the DMV on Friday. 233 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,330 Friday is bowling day. 234 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,830 Can't you ask one of your kids to take you? 235 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,630 I mean, don't they owe it for all the years 236 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,260 that you drove Bud to his flute lessons 237 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:07,720 and Coyote... also to his flute lessons? 238 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,180 Sol usually drove them so that he could go to his flute lesson. 239 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,180 Well, tell Bud and Coyote they're on chauffeur duty from now on. 240 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,020 Yeah! That's the sugar mama likes! 241 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,200 OK, OK. Let's do another. But I'm gonna get this one. 242 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,070 OK. All right. Here we go. Ready? 243 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,410 -Mm-hm. -"With a Class C license 244 00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:33,490 -a person may drive--" -Yes. 245 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:36,710 -Can you be more specific? -A motorcycle. 246 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:40,040 No, it's a three-axle vehicle 247 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,540 -weighing less than 6,000 pounds. -How would I know that? 248 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,300 I haven't driven a semi in years. 249 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,470 Well, you had this last night. Remember? 250 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:50,220 All right. You know, let-let's do road signs. You want to do road signs? 251 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,470 OK. All right. 252 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,060 Horse? Horse crossing? 253 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:58,480 No. No. No, the horse is the one with the horse on it. 254 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,400 -See? -Damn it. 255 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,230 Hill? Helipad? Hoagies. 256 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,900 Hoagies? Really, Mom? 257 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,570 The street sign is telling you where to find a large sandwich? 258 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:11,030 If it's not hoagies, I've got an idea for an app. 259 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,370 Oh. "Hospital"? Damn it. 260 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,620 You had that 20 minutes ago. 261 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,620 - I did? - Yeah. 262 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,380 Gobble, gobble, gobble! 263 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,960 That's a turkey, sucker! Whoo! 264 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,420 Three strikes in a row! 265 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,220 How am I supposed to concentrate with that going on? 266 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,600 It's like living with an alcoholic Midwestern dad. 267 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,220 When's dinner? 268 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,470 You know, you want to take a little break? 269 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,060 Mmm. 270 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:42,190 Clear your head out for a little bit. All right? Here, study these. 271 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,400 I'll be right back. 272 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,830 Aw. 273 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,290 Didn't you grow up playing video games? Where's my competition? 274 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:01,410 Going to the other room to do... not this. 275 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:06,210 You play like an Amish kid. 276 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,930 Hey, we need to talk. 277 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,680 Mom is really having trouble remembering things. 278 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,310 Whoa. So, what you're saying is, Mom is... Mom? 279 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,600 No, this is more than typical Mom stuff. 280 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,650 I think she's starting to have a real problem. 281 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,980 Like maybe she shouldn't be driving. 282 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,900 Well, I mean, we've always thought that. 283 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,030 Remember what she used to say 284 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,860 when she would drive into the hedges? 285 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,610 Shit, fuck. Fuck, shit. Fuck, nuts. 286 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,200 Oh. Are you sure you're not overreacting? 287 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,710 Look, she's already failed the test three times. 288 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,670 She's studying like it's the bar exam, 289 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,920 but she's not retaining anything. It's bad. 290 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,800 We should have a talk with her. 291 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,210 It puts a pit in my stomach, but I hear you. 292 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,720 Yeah, I'm really worried. 293 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,640 What are you worried about? 294 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,510 - I'm just saying... - Mm-hm. 295 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,600 ...that we were studying and you were doing pretty well, OK? 296 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,690 And then you took the test and it was like you never studied. 297 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,650 Have you been forgetting anything else lately? 298 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,980 No, I'm not like what's-her-name in that movie with that guy. 299 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,240 You know, the redhead? 300 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,370 Maybe it's time we think of some alternatives. 301 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,990 -To what? -We just want you to be safe. 302 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,870 -And others to be safe, too. -Hold on. Wait a minute. 303 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:28,210 You want me to stop driving. Are we really having this conversation? 304 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,960 We're bringing it up because we love you. 305 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,710 And it could be a good thing, Mom. You don't even like driving. 306 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,010 And there's Uber now, and everyone delivers. 307 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,550 Maybe, maybe we could hire a nice college student 308 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,640 who's interested in performance art to drive you around. 309 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,100 -Huh? -Yeah. Yeah. 310 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,390 And think of the environmental contribution you'd be making. 311 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,020 Uh-oh. Carbon footprint. 312 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:50,440 So you want me to hand over my keys and live the rest of my life as a shut-in. 313 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,730 No. No. 314 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,990 Oh, right, I could take a cab to Applebee's, 315 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,660 stockpile ketchup packets like Aunt Dotty! 316 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,490 Why don't you just put me in a home 317 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,870 where they have shuttle buses to drive you around? 318 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,700 -Mom, nobody's putting you in a home. -Come on. 319 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,830 No, you're just locking me up and keeping me in this one. 320 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,880 And you, of all people, would know what it's like not to have a license. 321 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:13,460 If I try to ride a bike, I'm one speed bump away from a-a titanium hip. 322 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,300 -Mom-- -I can't believe what I'm hearing. 323 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,760 -Let's just take a breath. -Oh, fuck your "take a breath." 324 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:23,020 Grace is off with her fancy friends. And you two Judases have sold me up the river. 325 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,560 I think you should go. 326 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,810 -You're kicking us out? -What? 327 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,770 That's exactly what I'm doing. Wait, are you hungry? 328 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,150 Let me get you a little something. 329 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,780 But then get the hell out of my house. 330 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,340 Oh, my God. 331 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,050 Oh, I gotta do something about this. 332 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,850 - Where are the guys? - I kicked 'em out. 333 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,640 After I gave them lasagna. 334 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,270 I thought you wouldn't eat it. 335 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,520 But if you're trying to fill out that bowling shirt... 336 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,690 Yeah. What are you doing? 337 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:12,810 I'm whittling. 338 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,480 -Isn't that what old people do? -Old frontier people. 339 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:20,030 I can make you a stick with a point. Would you like that? 340 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,160 No, thanks. 341 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,790 You know, they-they think I'm losing my memory. 342 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:29,710 Maybe they're right. I've taken that test about a million times. 343 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,960 Why can't I pass it? 344 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,250 Maybe Bud and Coyote are just being overprotective. 345 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,510 Or maybe they think my mind is going. 346 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,880 Well, it could be wandering the perimeter. 347 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:44,430 I can't believe this is happening now. Just when my life is opening up again. 348 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:48,100 Oh, look, our brains are getting a little older, 349 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,560 and it takes longer for things to sink in. 350 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,980 You just have to be a little more patient with yourself. 351 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,270 And stop doing this. 352 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,530 Did you ever consider there may be a connection 353 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,570 between your memory problems and all the pot? 354 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,160 I wasn't high when I took the test. 355 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,160 No, but you were high when you studied. 356 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,800 What do you think? Hmm? 357 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,890 I don't get you, man. 358 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:26,180 What the hell are you doing? 359 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,930 Aren't Coyote and Bud supposed to pick you up for your test in ten minutes? 360 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,270 I could not ask them to leave work. 361 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,440 So I'm gonna take my first Uber. 362 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,440 Oh, you mean not counting the time you jumped out of the car 363 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,820 because you thought the driver was Roy Orbison? 364 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,490 -Roy Orbison is blind. -He's not blind, he's dead. 365 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,740 Who wants a dead man driving? 366 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:47,830 The fact is, this is the day of looking the beast straight in the eye. 367 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,290 And I'm gonna pass this sucker, thanks to your sage advice. 368 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,170 I told you to get off the pot. 369 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,420 I know. I listened and did the exact opposite. 370 00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,250 I remembered a class I took at Berkeley on how we learn. 371 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,420 -You went to Berkeley? -Half a semester. 372 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:05,090 I fell in love with a Black Panther. Anyways, 373 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,600 there's this theory that the best way to pass a test 374 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,560 is by recreating the exact state you were in when you studied for it. 375 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,270 -It's called "state-dependent learning." -Get to the point. 376 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,810 This is how I studied for that first test. 377 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,030 PJs, Rasta beanie and a bong. 378 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:25,860 But I did not recreate it at the DMV, so, of course, I was all thrown off. 379 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,200 You're gonna bring a bong to the DMV? 380 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,120 No. That would be ridiculous. 381 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,500 I'm gonna sneak in a little vape. 382 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,140 -Hey, Gracie-Mae! -Look who's here! 383 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,680 Hi, guys. Hi. 384 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,230 -It's good to see you. -Oh, it's so good to see you. 385 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:56,900 -Oh, I'm really happy you're here. -Thanks. 386 00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:00,070 - How about this for a set-up, huh? - It's amazing. 387 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:02,280 But don't you miss the balls and the blowers? 388 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,030 Grace loves the balls and blowers. 389 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,400 Oh. 390 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,450 So bad. Get your mind out of the gutter. 391 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,490 -She got you. -How do you deal with these guys? 392 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,250 We try not to. Let's get you a drink. 393 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,960 I told you I'd be back, man. 394 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:23,090 Do you live in the Walgreens parking lot? 395 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:26,720 No, but I know who you're talking about and that chick is weird. 396 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,900 Oh, we got a ringer! 397 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,980 Ha! 398 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:44,530 -We are so lucky to have you back. -Well, it's great to be back. 399 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:46,990 Somebody has to teach Bob how to do a high-five. 400 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,120 Even though I am annoyed at the fit of your shirt 401 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,780 while we're all in circus tents. 402 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,040 So listen. This is big. 403 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,540 We've been talking about this ever since we saw you. 404 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:04,420 -Jerry Weisczak left Gloria. -Oh, no. What happened? 405 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:09,630 Oh, it depends on who you ask. I mean, he wasn't happy, she's never been happy. 406 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,140 Hard to tell if it was the depression or the pills. 407 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,510 I got depressed so I could take pills. 408 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,890 Oh, she must be devastated. Is she OK? 409 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,310 Oh, it was a lot of drama. 410 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:25,280 I always say if you've got ugliness going on, don't lay it on everyone else. 411 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,690 Deal with it like you would a face-lift. 412 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,110 You know, get out of town until you're all healed up, 413 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,200 come back fresh and ready to play. 414 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,870 Well, you get it. 415 00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:37,830 The point of all this is Jerry is single now. 416 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,210 Wait. What are you-- What? 417 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,040 He's been asking about you. 418 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,170 No. I don't think so. Gloria's a friend of mine. 419 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,590 - Just think about it. - He likes you. 420 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,350 -He's done very well. -Mm-hmm. 421 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,480 Stop sign. 422 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,240 Aha. 423 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,780 Pass on the left. 424 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,700 Four lane intersection. 425 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,960 Eat that, Coyote! 426 00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:29,460 That's a funny name to name a baby. 427 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,890 -Here you go. -Now, don't get excited. 428 00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:39,720 -OK. -Look who just walked in. 429 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,560 - Hey! Jerry! - Hi, Jerry. Come on. 430 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,230 - Hey! - Come on! 431 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,610 We didn't want to spring it on you, but then we thought... 432 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,990 -Maybe we should spring it on you. -You know, I really don't think that-- 433 00:24:51,070 --> 00:24:53,410 Say hello. What's the harm? 434 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:58,450 Don't forget, Jerry lives right around the corner from us. How fun would that be? 435 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:01,620 I get what you're trying to do. I don't really feel comfortable with this. 436 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,500 Oh, but you must be dying living out there alone at the beach with Frankie. 437 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,380 I swear, at lunch, I thought a bird 438 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,000 was gonna come flying out of that hair of hers. 439 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:14,840 Do you remember, she used to protest outside my mani-pedi place. 440 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,470 Well, she's very pro-union. 441 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,270 Look, I-I know she's a little unusual... 442 00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:24,690 but we've both been put through the same wringer. 443 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:26,650 That's what I told Bob. 444 00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:30,280 "They're living together because who else could understand that situation?" 445 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,780 But you're past all that now. Honey, she's holding you back. 446 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:38,070 -Nobody wants to be around her. -No. Just a second-- 447 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,330 Oh, come on, you've been saying she drives you crazy for years. 448 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,700 Well, she did. And she does. 449 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:46,670 But this year, she's also been there for me. 450 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:48,330 In a very real way. 451 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,460 Well, are you seriously gonna waste the rest of your life 452 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,420 being roommates with that hippie nutbag? 453 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,010 Were you always this nasty? 454 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,390 I shoot from the hip, you know that about me. 455 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,850 -You were worse than I was. -Well, things have changed. 456 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,390 You've changed. 457 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:10,060 Thank you. That's the nicest thing you've said all day. 458 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,190 All right, this has gotten way out of hand. 459 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,780 Grace, it's your turn. 460 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:17,910 Why don't we just forget about all this and have fun? 461 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:21,030 Sure. Because that's what we do here, right? 462 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,700 Grace, where you going? 463 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:30,380 You know what? I think I prefer bowling with real balls. 464 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,010 Hey, what are you doing here? 465 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,680 When the DMV is more fun than bowling with old friends, 466 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:47,980 -you know it wasn't the best time. -You want to talk about it? 467 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,900 I love you for that question, but no, thanks. Not right now. 468 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,150 I have something that might cheer you up. Ta-da. 469 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:58,070 -Ta... da. -You passed? 470 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,740 Baby, I'm back in business. 471 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,990 -Oh, my God. I am so happy. -And it's good for five years 472 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,290 so I still have plenty of time to lose my mind. 473 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:07,250 Listen, I'll tell you when you're losing your mind. 474 00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:09,370 And when I tell you, you'll know it's true. 475 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,920 And I will do the same for you. 476 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,550 No, thank you. Wait a minute. Why does it say restricted? 477 00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:18,260 Oh, I-I passed the written test, but my eyes are... meh. 478 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,630 So no nighttime driving, no freeways. 479 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,720 Oh, great, so you have half a license and I have no friends. 480 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,560 Or, I have more license than I had yesterday 481 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,270 and you might have a new best friend. 482 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,770 - Stop. - I mean it. 483 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,770 - So do I. - Best friends! 484 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,860 Kill me now. 485 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:37,490 Are you gonna drive? 486 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:40,320 Do I have a choice? The sun's going down.