1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,259 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,182 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ SYNC by DakinPEx 10 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,923 [Frankie groans] 11 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,300 [sighs] 12 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,802 Hey, mopesy. 13 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,391 You know what might make you feel better is changing the leak bucket. 14 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,768 Oh, no. 15 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:03,438 I'm gonna need a reflective surface to gaze sadly into later, 16 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,981 and you won't let me have a well. 17 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,236 Let me guess. You're cyber-stalking Winnie again. 18 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,364 Yes. And get this, some guy named Chester Davenport 19 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,118 liked a picture of Winnie and Jacob playing Frisbee golf. 20 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,579 Her friends sound like a-holes. 21 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:22,749 You realize that's just making you feel worse. 22 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:27,837 I know. I just polished off a tub of what I thought was cheese dip. 23 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,590 Yeah. I know, I read your status update. 24 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,008 [sighs] 25 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,303 -Why don't you go see your granddaughter? -Are you kidding? 26 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:39,724 Faith gets exposed to even a whiff of my toxic negativity at her age 27 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,185 and she is on the child-actor track. 28 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,772 Well, you're the one that said that breaking up was the right thing to do. 29 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,982 I know. I know, but it's so hard to see 30 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,985 Jacob gallivanting around the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum 31 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,488 like I was never even banned from there. 32 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:56,324 Well, let's stop using Facebook to torture ourselves, 33 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:59,369 and use it to read our customer testimonials. 34 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,787 That always cheers you up. 35 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,665 So does ramen, but I have to really be in the mood, 36 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,042 and the weather's been just too warm lately. 37 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,213 Okay, here's one from Heywood Jablomie... 38 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,050 Okay, that's clearly Brianna. 39 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,511 Oh, Harriet posted again. You love Harriet! 40 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,472 Oh, I am a fan of our biggest fan. 41 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,308 "Ladies, greetings from San Juan Capistrano! 42 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,855 Just ordered a half-dozen for the gals I did jury duty with. 43 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:31,526 And a mini for the woman who definitely robbed that bank!" 44 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,988 Oh, God, that is classic Harriet. Is there a new picture? 45 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,282 [Grace] Let's see. There. 46 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:41,369 Oh. That's her look. Outer space librarian. 47 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,246 God, I love her. 48 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,876 Hey, Frances. What do you say we have an adventure? 49 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,921 Are you gonna finally take me to the world's largest Slip 'N Slide? 50 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,550 You know what? Instead of sliding down what smells like a giant urinal, 51 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,968 let's go see Harriet. 52 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,262 Let's just show up at her house and surprise her. 53 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,597 Well, she may not be there. 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,141 What if she's trapped in the mall overnight again? 55 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,559 We'll just wait for her. 56 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:09,397 This is a good day to drive up the coast. Go get dressed and I'll get her address. 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,524 Can we bring her some freebies? 58 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:16,154 We can bring her a whole gift basket of extra Ménages and your yam lube. 59 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:19,282 Can there be balloons? Vagina balloons? 60 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,243 For the first time ever, I'm gonna answer that question with a yes. 61 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,453 Ah! 62 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,959 -So, who wants to start? -I'll start. 63 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,086 If that's okay with you. 64 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,922 I think that would be great. 65 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:34,964 Very well. 66 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,510 [clears throat] 67 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,556 "Today, you'll hear two stories. 68 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,267 One, clear-eyed and level-headed, 69 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,145 the other, a jumble of too many emotions. 70 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,397 My husband will disarm you 71 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,359 with his welcoming eyes and warm temperament, 72 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,945 then distract from the facts 73 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,489 with his loud feelings, which are clearly-- 74 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,241 [therapist] Okay, Robert. Robert. 75 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,578 I appreciate the effort behind your opening statement, 76 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,830 but you're not here to win a case. 77 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,624 Thank you. 78 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,002 Obviously, one of us is new to therapy 79 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,339 and needs a little guidance in the art of self-reflection. 80 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,341 I take responsibility. 81 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:22,262 As a longtime mental-health participant, I should have prepared him. 82 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,055 Okay, let me stop you right here. 83 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,557 No one is going to "win" today, 84 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,269 and no one gets points for having done this before. 85 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,105 Thank you for acknowledging that I've done this before. 86 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,398 [therapist chuckles] 87 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,857 Just tell me straight up. 88 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,943 Hmm? 89 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,444 Why are you here? 90 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,324 And thanks for the ride. 91 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:46,077 I'm pretty sure the mechanic's holding my car hostage. 92 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,955 -Want me to handle it for you? -That'd be great. He's mean. 93 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,833 What time do you want me to pick you up tonight? Dinner's at eight. 94 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,584 Yeah... 95 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,756 No. Another late night? Lauren is the worst thing to happen to my sex life 96 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,550 since my IUD fell out at that Petco. 97 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,220 I promise she's not doing it to spite you. We're really busy. You know? 98 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,307 Yes, and Say Grace is busy, too. Okay? 99 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:11,936 Unlike your horrible boss, I have respect for my employees' personal lives. 100 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,480 You fired Suzy for going home for her kid's bath time. 101 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,941 No, I did not. I passive-aggressively shamed her in meetings 102 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,736 until she elected to leave of her own volition. 103 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,362 Lauren's been nothing but professional. 104 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,865 And I know I said I could handle you hating her, 105 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,284 but these daily diatribes are getting kind of old. 106 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,830 You know what's getting a little old is Lauren. 107 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,667 I just feel like I'm always coming in second. 108 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:38,880 Just because I couldn't go on one cruise, which was my idea in the first place, 109 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,298 does not mean you come second. 110 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:44,552 And I must say, that's a rather rich accusation coming from you. 111 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,095 And why is that? 112 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:54,145 Because he still thinks of Frankie as his soul mate. 113 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,940 Can you tell me more about that, Sol? 114 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,360 I'm not sure I was being literal. I was just musing. 115 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,654 He "mused" it to her the other day. 116 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:09,744 I have a complicated heart with many compartments. 117 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,954 It's a lot to manage. 118 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,333 That must have triggered some painful memories, 119 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,627 especially considering what you shared 120 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,963 about Sol's infidelity before your wedding. 121 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:25,718 I once again feel like I'm running a race against someone I can never beat. 122 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:30,139 The only thing going on between me and Frankie is our new grandchild. 123 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,725 If you don't count the all-night texting, 124 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,978 and the all-day texting, and her dropping by all the time. 125 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,897 The texting bothers you because... 126 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:41,609 It didn't bother me at all until I found out how he still feels about her. 127 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,195 I have barrels of feelings. 128 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:47,073 Why are we cherry-picking this one? 129 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,493 Because this is the one you kept from me. 130 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:56,165 Robert, are you worried that there's something inappropriate going on 131 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,708 between Sol and Frankie? 132 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,338 Well, I think when they're texting at 2:00 a.m., 133 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:05,091 it's not only John Oliver they're talking about. 134 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,009 It's only about 40 percent. 135 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,512 The rest is chitchat and patter. 136 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,514 I can only imagine. 137 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,435 Would it help if I let you read our text messages? 138 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,478 Because I have nothing to hide. 139 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,522 Do you think that would help, Robert? 140 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,275 Perhaps. 141 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,903 Okay, then that's your homework. 142 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,448 -Fine. -Fine. 143 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:33,244 Of course, Robert isn't fluent in the language of emoji, 144 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,705 so a lot will go over his head. 145 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:45,256 Oh, fats! We should have brought our camcorder to capture her reaction, 146 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,884 like they do with Publishers Clearing House. 147 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,804 Well, you could use my phone, but you've lost your "my phone" privileges. 148 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,141 I have never felt more like Ed McMahon. 149 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,810 And I have actually felt Ed McMahon. 150 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,689 Hi! Is Harriet here? 151 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,983 No, she's not. Who are you? 152 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:06,277 Oh, I'm Grace Hanson and this is Frankie Bergstein. 153 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,156 -Have you heard of us? -I can't say that I have. 154 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,408 Oh, what an interesting shape. 155 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,660 They're vaginas for Harriet. 156 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:20,416 Well, I guess if anyone celebrated their vagina, it was Harriet, poor thing. 157 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,627 Why do you say "poor thing"? 158 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,879 Harriet passed away last week. 159 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,589 What? 160 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:31,135 No, I'm just here to feed Harriet's parrot, Parriet. 161 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,470 I live next door. 162 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,055 She's dead? 163 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,225 But I came here to be cheered up! 164 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,810 Oh, jeez. That's poor timing. 165 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,354 Well, what happened? 166 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,397 She had a heart attack. 167 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,525 Oh, my God. 168 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:51,781 The word on the street is that she diddled herself to death. 169 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,283 -Diddled? -Yes. 170 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,827 With this humongous vibrator 171 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:01,499 that she bought from some porno website for older ladies. 172 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,126 -Oh, no. -I thought she was getting them from us. 173 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,837 She talked about it all the time. 174 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:11,050 Now, I barely knew Harriet. I'm really just friends with Parriet. 175 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,511 I'm sure it wasn't her vibrator that killed her. 176 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:14,887 No, it was. 177 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,890 Apparently, when they found her, it was still buzzing. 178 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh, was that for Harriet? 179 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,233 [stammers] No, it's for us. 180 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,194 -We won it at the Stop & Shop. -The carnival. 181 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,821 Stop & Shop Carnival. 182 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,490 Behind the Stop & Shop store. 183 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,327 She forgot her purse there, so we better get going. 184 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:39,704 Bye now. 185 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,709 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 186 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,252 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 187 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,297 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Frankie! 188 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,300 Look, this is tragic, but it was not our fault. 189 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,093 Kind of feels like our fault. 190 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,596 Look, she died doing what she loved. 191 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,932 There are worse ways to go. Ask any of our friends who've died lately. 192 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,601 I can't, they're so dead! 193 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,269 When has that ever stopped you? 194 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:07,982 I packed an instrument of death into a box and sent a lady to her doom! 195 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,651 In your defense, I don't think that any of the boxes you packed 196 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,028 made it to our customers. 197 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,488 This was our biggest fan and we whacked her! 198 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:18,326 Okay, you have to stop talking like that because we have a bigger problem here. 199 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:22,788 That lady told two strangers that Harriet died using our vibrator. 200 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,458 -Who else is she gonna tell? -The parrot? 201 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,335 Oh, no. They repeat everything! 202 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,545 I think we have to start thinking about damage control. 203 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,255 Damage control? 204 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,382 We killed a woman who trusted us! 205 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,385 Yeah. That's the damage we have to control. 206 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,765 Say Grace doesn't even surface on social media anymore. 207 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:44,310 Either they've forgotten about you or... 208 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,729 they see you as old-fashioned. 209 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,232 God, we're like a sad mall kiosk. 210 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,694 We're like the Piercing Pagoda that gave me that staph infection. 211 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,404 Why is Barry here? 212 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,490 Barry? What's going on? 213 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,283 [panting] Lauren is coming! She's parking. 214 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,661 -What? Why the fuck is Lauren here? -No idea. 215 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,246 -We were driving to lunch-- -You drive to lunch together? 216 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,166 I don't have a car right now. Can we talk about that later? I just... 217 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,711 Lauren from Natural Feces is parked in our handicap spot. 218 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,797 -What does she want? -Maybe trying to make things better? 219 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,383 Make things better? She is the queen of lies. 220 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,719 -She is the devil's concubine... Hi! -[squeals] 221 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,805 -Hey! -Surprise! 222 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,889 I'll say! 223 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,059 Wild honey from the bees in my hive. 224 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,560 It's pure magic. 225 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,021 [Brianna] Wow, you have a hive. 226 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,565 And you're here. It's so much to process! 227 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,235 Yeah, I know. Right? Ugh. 228 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,529 Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe this, 229 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,532 but I have done something very similar in my office. 230 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:40,699 I do believe it. 231 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,493 You know, actually, it's my New York office, 232 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,995 and it's in a brand-new building with a ton of natural light, 233 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,957 -so it's different from what you have. -Pretty big window here. 234 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,209 But, oh, wow! We always do this! 235 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,419 You sure do! 236 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,045 Stop copying me, you. 237 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,381 -You stop copying me. -No, you. 238 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,007 [chuckling] 239 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,968 -Call a tow truck. -Mm-hmm. 240 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,639 So that's when I figured it out: I was on the wrong private jet! 241 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,391 -Oh, no. -[all chuckle] 242 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,559 Oh, my God. 243 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,186 Such a relatable problem. 244 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,771 Why are you here? 245 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,065 I miss us. 246 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,526 Well, I miss my belly button ring, 247 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,029 but some things are best yanked out and treated with antibiotics. 248 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,616 See? I miss that. The banter. 249 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,494 The way we used to push each other and make each other better. 250 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,623 If it weren't for the fierce competition between us for all of those years, 251 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,625 my company wouldn't be what it is today. 252 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:36,088 But sadly, those days are passed. 253 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,424 No, no, no, you used "sadly" wrong. 254 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,677 Oh, honey, I know Say Grace is in trouble, 255 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,429 but I can help. 256 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:44,847 By buying you. 257 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,599 -What? -Oh, shit. 258 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,100 Okay. 259 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,352 Say Grace is not in trouble. 260 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,439 Yeah, The Rock just tweeted about us, so... 261 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,940 And we're not for sale. 262 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,442 Really? The Rock? 263 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,820 Well, then I must have misunderstood all of your employees 264 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,989 flocking to me with resumes in hand. 265 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,991 Can someone explain to me what's going on? 266 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,243 Uh, it's Erica. Okay, it has to be. 267 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,497 She steals toner, her boobs are real but terrible, now this. 268 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,249 No, it's no one, because no one is flocking to Lauren, 269 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,712 because Lauren is making shit up, which is what Lauren does. 270 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:20,925 Listen, I know you have your pride, and I respect that. 271 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,719 All right, but you don't have to pretend with me. I'm a friend. 272 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:26,722 You know, I was saying to my husband, Loren the other night... 273 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,891 -Oh, God. Ew. -...after we made love, 274 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,478 "Loren, what should I do with all the extra money I'm making?" 275 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:36,315 And Loren said to me, "Lauren, you need to help somebody in need. 276 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,276 Like an Ethiopian child, or your friend, Brianna." 277 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,738 Yeah. You know, you should go home tonight and say to Loren, 278 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:47,493 "Loren, I got really confused because Brianna and I are not friends." 279 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:51,163 -Okay, but your company is in trouble. -What is she talking about? 280 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,791 Oh, Bar, did Brianna not... 281 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,212 You know what? I just assumed you guys share everything, like me and Loren. 282 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,756 I forget not everybody has that. 283 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,049 You should go now. 284 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:06,178 Oh, the cute sister's right. All right. You know what? I'll let you two catch up. 285 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,932 Actually, you take the rest of the day off, mister. All right? 286 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,601 But I am gonna need you in Saturday and Sunday. 287 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,109 -[phone beeps] -[Grace] Hey, Rocco. 288 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,821 It's Grace Hanson again. Remember me? 289 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,906 You broke my antique chair. 290 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,995 Anyway, my guest bath is still raining into my kitchen. 291 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,831 Can you get here before I have an indoor pool? 292 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,374 Thanks. 293 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,465 What the hell are you doing? 294 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,846 "This vibrator may cause severe death." Are you insane? 295 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,849 You have to scream "fire" or people won't listen. 296 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,851 Haven't you ever been to a movie theater? 297 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,436 Uh. 298 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,189 I needed to wax today, anyway. 299 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,026 We are not using these labels. 300 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,986 How are we supposed to stop another customer 301 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,238 from picking up a loaded Ménage 302 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,325 and playing a losing round of Rubbin' Roulette? 303 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,576 You need to calm down. 304 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,493 -Calm down? -Yeah. 305 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,872 I got dumped by my boyfriend and I went on a killing spree! 306 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,291 Look, this kind of crazy-eyed panic 307 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,793 is exactly why I'm gonna deal with this on my own. 308 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,253 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 309 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,422 Remember our friend Marla from Flapper ? 310 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,090 No. 311 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,345 The lifestyle blogger. Her article put us on the map. 312 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:31,889 Nothing. 313 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,142 Well, anyway, she's coming tomorrow to interview me about Harriet. 314 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,937 That way we can get ahead of the story and warn everybody 315 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,605 so this never happens again. 316 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,358 So what about me? I don't even get to talk to her? 317 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,359 No. 318 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,778 No. 319 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,782 How come I can't remember Marla? 320 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,367 [Grace] Because you're old! 321 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:59,458 And I knew that b-turd of a woman was using you to humiliate me. 322 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,794 Why didn't you tell me the company was in trouble? 323 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,712 Oh, because I didn't want you to know. 324 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,756 Did you ever think I could've helped you? 325 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,551 How? We're beyond fussing with the budget, Barry. 326 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,595 Can't fix this problem with your TI-84. 327 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,098 -No, I just meant I could have-- -Could have what? 328 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,724 Ridden in here on your white horse? 329 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,851 Can't even ride in here in your gray Subaru. 330 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,312 Jesus Christ, Brianna. I could have been there for you. 331 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,398 I'm sorry, but you have no idea what it's like 332 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,608 to carry an entire company on your shoulders. 333 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,987 You know what? You're right. I don't. 334 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,124 Well, what do you think? 335 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,501 How many more haikus do I have to read? 336 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,711 Seventeen. 337 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,922 Are my eyes bleeding yet? 338 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,173 [chuckles] 339 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,967 [phone chimes] 340 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,554 -What was that? -Nothing. 341 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,516 -Then you won't mind if I read it. -Not at all. 342 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,856 Whose knees are these? 343 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,443 They might not be knees at all. 344 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,446 -It's "hot dogs or legs." -What? 345 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,198 It's a guessing game that's captivated the Internet. 346 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:17,119 Because, from a certain perspective, 347 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,872 hot dogs look like legs. 348 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,458 I think this one is hot dogs. 349 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,461 Wait. No... 350 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,130 Who's Roy? 351 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,761 My "Both Tides Now" buddy. I've mentioned him. 352 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,512 Actually, you haven't. 353 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,805 Sure, I did. 354 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,641 The one from the Captain's Dinner. 355 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,936 I remember hearing about the buffet at the Captain's Dinner. 356 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,104 That's where I met Roy. 357 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,815 We were making fun of the beef medallions. 358 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,610 Is he gay? 359 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,113 Not that it matters, but yes. 360 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,281 Ha! 361 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,158 No "ha." He's just a friend. 362 00:17:56,241 --> 00:18:00,746 How often would you say you text with this Mr. Beef Medallion? 363 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,708 -How about you stop interrogating me. -How about you give me your phone back 364 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,544 so I know exactly what I'm interrogating you about. 365 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,462 No! 366 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,298 I thought you had nothing to hide. 367 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:16,804 Fine, but I will not say another word without my therapist present. 368 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:27,022 [Grace] Marla, I'm so grateful that you agreed to do this. I thank you. 369 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,358 Yeah. If it's okay, I'd like to record it on the phone. 370 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,026 Sure. Yeah. 371 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,445 So what would you like to say to Harriet's family? 372 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,448 Well, our hearts ache for their loss. 373 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,369 Yeah, Harriet was one of our best customers and we loved her dearly. 374 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,580 Are you concerned that your vibrator is not safe? 375 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,374 Oh, not at all. 376 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,501 I mean, everyone should consult their doctor 377 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,755 before using something as effective and exciting and affordable 378 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,965 as our vibrator. 379 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:58,345 And we can be found online at www.ForeverVybrant.com. 380 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,222 "Vybrant" is with a "Y." 381 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,601 I guess my question is, is your vibrator too dangerous 382 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,353 -for your target demographic? -Yes. 383 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,273 Well, you know, Marla, I have given that a lot of thought. 384 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,568 You know, is Ménage à Moi too dangerous? 385 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:17,406 Is our new travel size, Mini Ménage, which is selling like hotcakes, 386 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,200 is that too dangerous? I think the answer is no. 387 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:24,705 But I'm happy to continue the discussion at our next pop-up this Saturday 388 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,708 in Mission Valley, outside Nordstrom Rack. 389 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,629 What is this, Hanson, the Home Shopping Network? 390 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,132 You're supposed to be warning people! 391 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,634 Frankie, I was hoping I could talk to you, too. 392 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,429 Well, it's happening. We're murderers. 393 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,181 No, that is off the record. 394 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,933 It is so on the record. 395 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,810 It's the hot hit single. 396 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,312 A woman died here. 397 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,189 Her name was Harriet, uh... 398 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,732 I can't remember her last name. 399 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,485 But whatever it was, we can assume she wanted to live. 400 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,237 And I will not stand by 401 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:01,033 and watch another innocent woman die because of our vibrator. 402 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:04,161 Oh, for Heaven's sake, she didn't die because of our vibrator. 403 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,662 Yes, she did! 404 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,749 And it could have been me or you or Marla. 405 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,876 Anybody could have been Harriet! 406 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,295 And the public has a right to know. 407 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,340 I'd especially like to warn Ruth Bader Ginsberg. 408 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,260 RBG, if you've received my packages, be careful. 409 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,346 We need you now more than ever. 410 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,181 Marla, how about you and I go out for lunch. 411 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,183 I know some places where she's not allowed. 412 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,935 Oh, you don't know all of them! 413 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,855 No, it's okay. I'd actually like to hear more from both of you. 414 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,156 How did you find me? 415 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,909 We live across the street. I could see you from every window. 416 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,827 -I'm not in the mood to talk. -Really? 417 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,497 Because I have given you over 28 hours to brood. 418 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,250 You know how many rats have been born since we last spoke? 419 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,794 -Is this what you want to talk about? -No. 420 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,257 I'm sorry for saying that horrible thing and for not telling you. 421 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,053 I just knew you would look at me like, "Poor Brianna, I feel sorry for her." 422 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,556 -And it's... it's humiliating. -Okay, I'm your boyfriend. 423 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,934 You don't have to put on some strong front for me. 424 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,727 -I do. -You don't. 425 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,230 I do! 426 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,609 Because you fell for a badass CEO, not a total fuck-up. 427 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,986 You're not a total fuck-up. 428 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,280 For the record, I fell for "trash can Brianna." 429 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,449 Okay, your cousins married each other, if anyone's trash can-- 430 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:28,245 No. Do you remember how I used to be terrified of you just like everybody else? 431 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,246 Fondly. 432 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,749 This one day I saw you strutting all hot and cocky down the hallway 433 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,668 until you walked right into a trash can. 434 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,962 Doesn't sound like me at all, but I'll entertain it. 435 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,549 And you were clearly horrified and relieved when you thought no one saw you. 436 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,344 [chuckling] I mean, you were such a colossal loser in that moment. 437 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,681 And you're telling me now, in this moment, because... 438 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,266 Because it was adorable. 439 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,311 It made me smile the whole day. 440 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,480 And the next day, I asked you out. 441 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,276 So in other words, you decided that because I was a loser, 442 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,778 -that you had a shot. -Yes. 443 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:06,825 But also, good things can happen when you allow yourself to be human. 444 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:09,286 [sighs] 445 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,704 Eh... 446 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,836 So... you're still gonna love me when Say Grace goes under 447 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,421 and I'm super poor? 448 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,299 Well, we'll be super poor together. 449 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,385 I quit my job. 450 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,806 -What? -Yeah. 451 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,267 I couldn't work for someone who was that horrible to you. 452 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,810 Although I did work for your mom. 453 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,438 You always know how to make me smile. 454 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,522 Come here. 455 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,862 -I don't want to be poor. -Yeah, poor sucks. 456 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,033 "Vybrant Co-Founder Says 'We're Murderers'"? 457 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,951 I'm not happy this happened, Grace. 458 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,080 But I am glad that word is out about our death sticks. 459 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,915 What have you done, Frankie? 460 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,458 This was our baby. 461 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,585 This was our third act. 462 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,588 This is what no one thought we could do 463 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,049 and you probably ruined it for us. 464 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:08,220 I did this in the name of my good friend, Harriet No-Last-Name. 465 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:12,474 Grace last-name-Hanson thinks you better start looking for a new best friend. 466 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,645 I like that you're finally admitting we're best friends. 467 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,985 And then Roy texted, and I quote, 468 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:28,281 "You looked good in that Hawaiian shirt at the Judy Collins Weep and Greet." 469 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,199 Unquote. 470 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:33,286 He was just trying to make me feel better about my poor outfit choice! 471 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,581 It was very windy on the lido deck. 472 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,417 Roy will be in town next week. 473 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,961 He's invited Sol out. 474 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,754 He's coming here for work. 475 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:47,425 He suggested a casual margarita. I declined the suggestion. 476 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:51,096 Do you see how Robert could interpret this as flirting? 477 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,181 I didn't mean to flirt. 478 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:57,185 I didn't even intend to stay in touch with Roy. 479 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,187 Why do you think you did? 480 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:05,443 I guess because I enjoy talking to him. 481 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:11,074 I'm someone who needs people in his life. 482 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,378 Sol does seem to be looking for something with Roy, 483 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:30,093 with Frankie, even with his activism that he feels he is not getting at home. 484 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,513 -Well, I can't be everything to him. -And you shouldn't have to be. 485 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,641 Have you two ever considered 486 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,686 a less conventional approach to your relationship? 487 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,062 What do you mean? 488 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,440 I've had patients, gay men in particular, 489 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:49,321 who have had some success venturing outside the social norms 490 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:54,409 to find an arrangement that works best for them. 491 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,621 What kind of arrangement? 492 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:01,416 Oh, something like spending some time apart. 493 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,295 What would that solve? 494 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:08,256 Well, it might take the pressure off of both of you, 495 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,382 and your marriage. 496 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,927 If a "Roy" pops up again, 497 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,429 perhaps you could explore that without any guilt. 498 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,558 You mean... 499 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,810 explore? 500 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,940 But I'm Catholic, for Christ's sake! 501 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,274 And we're married! 502 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,400 And you're also men. 503 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,819 You have complex biological impulses, 504 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:34,074 and monogamy may run contrary to those impulses. 505 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:39,287 An open marriage is just one idea. There are many others. 506 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:45,502 All I'm saying is that you may want to redefine intimacy 507 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:49,422 to find what works for both of you as a couple. 508 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,966 But what does that mean? 509 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,927 Well, it means that in order to fix this relationship, 510 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,305 you may need to... break it wide open. 511 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,774 [Frankie sighs] 512 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:12,988 It's very uncomfortable eating dinner with someone in complete silence. 513 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:19,244 You have literally spoken every 15 seconds. 514 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,205 [knock on door] 515 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,674 Are you Frankie Bergstein? 516 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,260 I am thrilled to say I am not. 517 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,721 Are you guys talking Frankie Bergstein over here? 518 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,638 Are you Frankie? 519 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,807 -Yeah. -My name is Sally Gaspar. 520 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,809 I'm Harriet Frankel's cousin. 521 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,936 Frankel! That's what it was. 522 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,022 Oh, my God! Why are you here? 523 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,524 Yeah, if you're here to kill her, please come in. 524 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:56,906 I'm sorry to barge in, but a friend sent me your interview. 525 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,868 I don't know if you believe in these kinds of things, but... 526 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:03,371 -if Harriet had a message from beyond... -I believe in them! 527 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,873 Harriet told me you would. 528 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,585 And she'd tell you that this was not your fault. 529 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,046 No, you changed her life. 530 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:12,547 -We did? -Yeah. 531 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:16,760 After her husband passed, she stopped going to movies, 532 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,762 she lost interest in temple. 533 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,764 And then she found your product. 534 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,432 And I know this sounds silly, 535 00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:25,935 but it brought back the cousin that I once knew. 536 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:29,856 She returned to temple and started seeing movies? 537 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399 She even started rapping! 538 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,151 Oh, tell me there's video. 539 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:37,530 So... So you don't... think that we killed her? 540 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,157 No! Quite the opposite. 541 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,118 Your vibrator gave her life. 542 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,829 And then death, but first, life. 543 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,915 See? Did you hear that? 544 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,125 Yeah, I did. 545 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,712 -You two have nothing to feel bad about. -[Grace] I'm so glad you feel that way. 546 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,090 I don't know if the rest of the world agrees with you-- 547 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,967 Are you kidding me? Have you seen your Facebook page lately? 548 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:02,138 I don't log on anymore because I end up in a Jacob/Winnie rabbit hole. 549 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,349 Yeah, and I'm too scared to look. 550 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,476 Well, you should probably check it out. 551 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:07,894 Oh, I almost forgot. 552 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,731 I had these made for Harriet's friends. 553 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:15,652 My grandson went to NYU and now he's making T-shirts. 554 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,989 I think we should all be a little more like Harriet. 555 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,368 -Oh. Gosh! -[chuckles] 556 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,832 [gasps] We have 4,000 new members! 557 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:32,168 -Everybody is getting their Harriet on. -Let's see. 558 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:37,465 Terrie Sue Epperson from Yakima, "I want what Harriet's having." 559 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:42,637 Oh, Molly and Teresa of Colleyville, Texas are hosting a Vybrant brunch! 560 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,055 And... Oh, look at this. 561 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:49,686 Katie from the Netherlands is " bezeten " with Frankie Bergstein. 562 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,313 Oh, God. It's more than a vibrator now, isn't it? 563 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:53,606 It's a movement. 564 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,150 And we started it. 565 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,151 Oh. 566 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,652 [wood creaking] 567 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,820 -[crashing] -Ah! 568 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,572 What the hell? 569 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,240 [water gushing] 570 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,326 Oh, my G-- 571 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,252 My tub! 572 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:21,468 ♪ Well, I wish that it would rain ♪ 573 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:25,388 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 574 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:29,434 ♪ Heavy rain down from the sky ♪ 575 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:33,229 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 576 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:39,360 ♪ Maybe then you wouldn't see The teardrops in my eyes ♪ 577 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,947 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 578 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,158 ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 579 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:49,078 ♪ Well, I wish that it would rain ♪ 580 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:53,124 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 581 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:57,003 ♪ It would be a great disguise ♪ 582 00:29:57,086 --> 00:30:00,882 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 583 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,301 ♪ Maybe then you wouldn't see... ♪ 584 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,677 [woman] Okay, good night.