1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,259 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,478 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh ♪ 10 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,505 ♪ Really getting tired of the suffering ♪ 11 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,966 ♪ With the motherfucking child That your mothering ♪ 12 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,069 ♪ With it all through the window Of the girl next door ♪ 13 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,253 ♪ As you turn out the lights You see the fucking wall ♪ 14 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,639 ♪ Turn out the lights Turn out the lights ♪ 15 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:01,394 ♪ Turn out the lights ♪ 16 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,398 [hard rock music playing loudly] 17 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,233 ♪ After a while ♪ 18 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,778 ♪ Turns out I'm inside ♪ 19 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,029 [music stops] 20 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,450 Why can't you wear the earphones you bought with my credit card? 21 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,619 They keep getting lost in my hair. 22 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:21,081 Now, if you would please be so kind as to pump up my jam. 23 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,874 [Grace] Just skip to the end. 24 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,667 What's happening? 25 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,630 I'm keeping our promise to all the ladies out there. 26 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,173 This is the donut portion. 27 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,525 - [oven dings] - Next up, vibrators. 28 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:34,844 Do you remember how many women retweeted you? Fifty thousand. 29 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,597 What will you do? Make 50,000 donuts at 3 in the morning? 30 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,102 I already made two dozen, so you, uh, do the math, smart guy. 31 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,606 This is a bagel covered with sugar. 32 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,025 It's our powdered pumpernickel. 33 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,820 Necessity is the mother of invention, Grace. 34 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,903 [sighs] 35 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,741 This is going to be the greatest human triumph since the Titanic. 36 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,744 Really? You want to go with Titanic for this one? 37 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,080 It won a hundred Oscars! 38 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,833 Frankie, this is not a problem that can be solved 39 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:08,253 with one Mountain-Dew-fueled all-night bake-o-rama. 40 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:11,965 Go to bed and tomorrow we'll work out a solution. 41 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,135 Don't worry. I've gotten out of tighter spots than this. 42 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,138 Like the time I got stuck in Brian Wilson's bathroom. 43 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,431 Like that man doesn't have enough on his plate. 44 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,684 Grace, I'm sorry I woke you up. 45 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,854 I know you have to be up early, but I've got this. 46 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,482 I don't actually have to be up early. I'm... 47 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,110 I'm leaving Say Grace. 48 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,820 Word? 49 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:37,365 After great deliberation, I have decided to step down... 50 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:39,450 to spend less time with my family. 51 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,703 Wow, that's huge. 52 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:42,787 I know. 53 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,373 Are you okay? 54 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:46,791 Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,919 Great. Then grab some dough and get fryin'. 56 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,963 We need all the help we can get. 57 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,757 - Frankie... - [Joan-Margaret] Hello! 58 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,633 Oh. 59 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,304 Hello, Grace. You look marvelous. 60 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:02,724 The market was closed, but I bought out the 7-Eleven. 61 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,934 [sighs] Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,519 Come to mama. [chuckles] 63 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,363 - [Joan and Grace laugh] - [soft drinks fizz] 64 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,023 Here we go. 65 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,278 We are gonna live forever, girls! 66 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,905 - [sighs] - [Joan-Margaret chuckles] 67 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,573 Oh, God. 68 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:19,699 [crickets chirping] 69 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,243 [grunts] 70 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:26,789 Sol! 71 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,752 - What? - What, indeed! 72 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,254 - What? - You're hitting me in your sleep! 73 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,173 Oh, my God. 74 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:39,344 Do you think that's why I was dreaming I was hitting you? 75 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,349 [sighs] 76 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,558 Sol... 77 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:50,313 I am sorry I lost your dog. I don't know what else to do. 78 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,983 I've apologized a hundred times, both to you and Carl. 79 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,069 I took you both out to dinner. 80 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:59,197 That dog-friendly tapas bar was a find. 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,367 You think I don't care about Carl, but I was devastated. 82 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:05,078 I was running all over the neighborhood like a madman 83 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:08,248 because I thought I'd lost your third adopted child. 84 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,917 That must've been really scary for you. 85 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,502 It was. 86 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,672 I even started crying in front of Mr. Purcelli. 87 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,049 Though, that was probably the weed. 88 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,512 So, that's the other thing I can't get my head around. 89 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:26,266 After a lifetime of listening to Andy Williams 90 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,893 and saying things like "horse feathers," 91 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:34,065 why did you suddenly decide to get high with my ex-wife? 92 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,192 [chuckles] I don't know. 93 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:37,735 [inhales] 94 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,654 Sol. [sighs] 95 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:43,908 Do you ever get the feeling that maybe it's all added up to nothing? 96 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:47,120 - God, you're Irish. - [scoffs] 97 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,497 Talk to me, husband. 98 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,044 These were supposed to be the years I thought I could do whatever I wanted. 99 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:59,549 But I sleep with a machine on my face, and I can't drink liquor or eat pizza. 100 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,926 I'm playing the pudgy sidekick. 101 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,221 Although, according to Peter, I can't even do that right. 102 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,016 So I thought, "Why not? I'll try and get high." 103 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,976 Oh, God. 104 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,395 Is this my rock bottom? 105 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,147 [sighs] 106 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,566 I'm sorry. 107 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,822 I knew you were having a hard time. I just didn't know how hard. 108 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,407 Yeah. 109 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,285 We need to spend some time together, just you and me. 110 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,368 Mm. 111 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:32,206 Why don't I take you out to dinner tomorrow night after rehearsal? 112 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:37,295 I know a great dog-friendly tapas bar. 113 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:42,383 I'm pretty sure the health department's closing them down. 114 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:43,676 What? 115 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,303 We were there last night. 116 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:46,679 Yeah. 117 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,599 I called the health department. 118 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,106 [wind chime jingling] 119 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,128 [Nick] Need your opinion on something. 120 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,236 [Grace] Whoa. 121 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,321 Thoughts? 122 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,947 Compliments? 123 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,742 [Grace] Nick, that is very funny, 124 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:10,703 but Frankie gets mad when people unwrap her turbans. 125 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,539 What? No, this is a sarong 126 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,042 for our trip to the Maldives. 127 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,252 It's what everyone wears, I assume. 128 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,296 I've never actually left the resort. 129 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,007 Well, you may not get a chance to. 130 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,761 No, no, no! You're not canceling. 131 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:29,555 I'm not. I'm... I'm... postponing. 132 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,184 No, no. You're not postponing just 'cause you're worried about Frankie. 133 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,646 I'm afraid that while we're away she'll sell Vybrant for magic beans, 134 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,523 which is what she calls Tropical Skittles. 135 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,857 They are hard to find. 136 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,819 I'm sorry, Nick. I really want to go away with you. 137 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,113 I've been looking forward to this for weeks. 138 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,073 [Grace sighs] 139 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,492 I've been waiting so long to go on this trip with you. 140 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,746 I've been extremely patient with Frankie and sensitive to your relationship, 141 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,998 but sometimes you need to choose me. 142 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,209 I know. 143 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,045 This is Frankie's mess. Let her clean it up. 144 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,256 Yeah, [scoffs]... but her mess is my mess. 145 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:05,716 Fine. 146 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,803 Then you need to fire Buff. 147 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,595 Huh? 148 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,098 Buff McDoogle. 149 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,391 Who's Buff McDoogle? 150 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,435 Oh, I don't know. Some horrible white guy? 151 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,811 What? 152 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:20,356 Every time I have a "business whoopsie," rather than take the blame, 153 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,026 I invent a fictional scapegoat and fire them publicly. 154 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,904 Makes the investors happy, gets me off the hook. 155 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,573 America. 156 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,534 I told Frankie she wasn't allowed to invent people anymore, 157 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,370 so it would be really hypocritical if I did. 158 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,956 Then your only option is to issue a formal apology. 159 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:39,917 Make a video in which you own up to the mistake 160 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,879 and pledge to do better by your customers. 161 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,755 You mean use vague, non-committal words 162 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,050 to convey mutual regret without assuming responsibility 163 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,220 that could in any way have legal implications. 164 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,472 That's my girl. 165 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,431 [sighs] 166 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,100 You really shouldn't sit like that in a skirt. 167 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:02,482 Oh, my God, Liz, that was so good. 168 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,109 Oh, thanks. I'm glad we could have you over. 169 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,737 We should really do more of this... 170 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,530 Because we're having a baby. 171 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,448 [chuckles] 172 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,159 Really throwing that "we" around. 173 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,327 Okay. 174 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,829 Uh, speaking of the baby, I'll go go outside, have a smoke. 175 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,393 - Probably the last one for a while. - I'm gonna come with you, 176 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,958 try to shame you into not having it. 177 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,586 - You really haven't changed since college. - [Barry chuckles] 178 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,922 I paid my friends to throw their cigarettes away. 179 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,565 - It's how I got my nickname, Fuck Off. - [Liz and Barry chuckle] 180 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:33,095 I told Erin that when she's pregnant I won't drink either, in solidarity. 181 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,432 So, I'm gonna have to do a lot of drinking in the shed. 182 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,101 That's so sweet. I hide my life from Barry, too. 183 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,688 You and Barry should come to one of our couples' yoga classes sometime. 184 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:46,776 It's kind of lame, but there's this loud couple from Boston who hate each other. 185 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:50,154 - It's worth checking out. - I would love to, but Fuck Off... 186 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,490 screams pretty loud during yoga. 187 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:56,118 Though, if you guys are ever gently feeding Ezekiel bread to ducks 188 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,081 in a sparsely populated park while telling pigeons it's not for them... 189 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,874 he's your man. 190 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,669 No wonder he and Erin were so close in college. 191 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,546 She's a pretty serious dork, too. 192 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:08,839 She keeps a bird journal. 193 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,800 Barf! 194 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:15,221 Barry cried at the end of the Julia Roberts movie Conspiracy Theory. 195 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,847 Barf. 196 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:17,932 [both chuckle] 197 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,518 Erin still reads Sweet Valley High books. 198 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,520 Okay, Barry names his bunions. 199 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,897 And if you don't think one of them's Paul Bunion... 200 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,691 [softly] ...you're out of your mind. 201 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,193 You win. You win. 202 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,277 [Brianna] Thank you. 203 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,704 Frankie! Frankie! 204 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,788 Yep! 205 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,042 Just finishing another batch of kept promises. 206 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,629 Frankie, this has got to stop. Okay, clearly you have not slept at all. 207 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,424 And you're eating more donuts than you're shipping. 208 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,134 Where is Joan-Margaret? 209 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,969 Unclear at this time. 210 00:09:55,052 --> 00:10:00,683 But don't worry, I've got a plan that is so simple, even you will understand it. 211 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,518 Let me get my whiteboard. 212 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,564 Oh, Frankie, I swear to God, if there are robot schematics on that thing... 213 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,025 Even better. 214 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,987 Oh, good, just a crazy flow chart no one can follow. 215 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,574 It all came to me in a dream I had while I was working. 216 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:20,703 How do we make 50,000 vibrators 217 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,123 in only a fraction of the time it normally takes? 218 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,499 Simple. 219 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,211 Use the stuff I find on the beach. 220 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:34,216 Not only will it save time not waiting for the manufacturer, 221 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,053 it will cut costs for the supplier. 222 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:42,099 That's us. Cost plus time equals synergy. 223 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,393 Dynamism. 224 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,021 Please, no questions. 225 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:52,068 Frankie, enough. We are not sourcing material from beach garbage. 226 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,362 - [Frankie trills] - You've got to stop 227 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,822 and admit that this just... It's not possible. 228 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,534 You're right. It isn't possible... for us. 229 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:05,790 But it is possible for this vibrator donut-making... robot! 230 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,250 Oh, dear mother of God. 231 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:12,421 I know. I spent a lot of time getting her eyebrows just right. 232 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,174 Frankie, let me lay a few facts on you. 233 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:22,973 You promised free vibrators to 50,000 women, right? 234 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,645 Okay, if you could ship 20 vibrators a day, [scoffs]... 235 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,606 ...a feat that you have never once accomplished. [inhales] 236 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,024 It would take you... 237 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:37,988 2,500 days to fulfill all the orders. 238 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,741 Don't try to hustle me with that new math. 239 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:44,495 If we do this, we're gonna go bankrupt. Is that what you want? 240 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:48,165 Look, do you want to help me make this robot or not? 241 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,461 Frankie... look. [exhales] 242 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,257 Last time, I messed up and you fixed it. 243 00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,386 Now it's my turn to fix your mistake. 244 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,763 I need you to trust me. 245 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,766 That's what being in a partnership means, okay? 246 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,017 Please! 247 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,020 Fine. 248 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,607 We'll do it your way. 249 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,401 Let me get my bong. 250 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,738 [keyboard clacking] 251 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,821 [knock on door] 252 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,533 Well, it's off. 253 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,493 - Paul Bunion? - No, I talked to Erin. 254 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,622 She and Liz, they aren't gonna use my... stuff, 255 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:32,042 so, uh... I'm not having a baby. 256 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,629 - What happened? - [sighs] I don't know. 257 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,215 Erin was super vague on the phone, you know? 258 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,759 She seemed really uncomfortable. 259 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,553 Like, I just... I couldn't get much from her. 260 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,221 Babe, I'm so sorry. 261 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,265 I just don't know what could've happened. 262 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,642 Everything was great at dinner and... 263 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,686 I mean, did Liz say anything to you or... 264 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,813 No. 265 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,357 I mean, we just talked about girl stuff. 266 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,860 Like what kind of girl stuff? 267 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,737 I don't know. 268 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,031 We poked a little fun at you and Erin. 269 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,159 Like the way that you talk about your partner. 270 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,579 Like nothing, really. It was stupid stuff. 271 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,122 Like what? 272 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,417 [exhales] I don't know. 273 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,046 I... might have mentioned 274 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,548 that you cried during Conspiracy Theory. 275 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,551 What else? I told her your shoes are prescription. 276 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,055 I... mentioned your nipple thing. 277 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,058 - It was just stupid stuff. - Why did you tell her that? 278 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,477 Because nobody wants to just sit there 279 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,230 and listen to me talk about how much I love you. It's boring. 280 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,982 This is it! This is why they're not gonna have my baby. 281 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,820 - Don't be ridiculous. - What else could it be? 282 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,196 They have us over for dinner, 283 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:45,574 you say a bunch of weird shit about me to Liz, and now it's off. 284 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,618 Barry, I'll not take the blame for this. 285 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,662 What about you? What did you talk to Erin about? 286 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,705 Nothing! I... 287 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,543 I asked her if she loved Pitch Perfect 3 as much as I did. 288 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,629 I told her about the mail-order DNA test. 289 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,312 I explained the plot of Pitch Perfect 3. 290 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,507 [Brianna] Ah-ha. 291 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:05,636 The mail order DNA test that confirms you're ten percent Jewish? 292 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,887 It is not that. 293 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,182 I mean, we found our answer. Erin is a bona fide anti-Semite. 294 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,602 Her grandfather co-founded the Shoah Foundation, 295 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,855 so, yeah, I guess she hates Jews. 296 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,315 [scoffs] Thanks. 297 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,529 [piano playing] 298 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:31,287 ♪ Wither so ever they blow ♪ 299 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:36,166 ♪ Onward to glory I go ♪ 300 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,752 ♪ I'm Sancho ♪ 301 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,921 ♪ Yes, I'm Sancho ♪ 302 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:45,009 ♪ I follow my master to the end ♪ 303 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:49,513 ♪ I'll tell all the world proudly ♪ 304 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,974 ♪ I'm his squire ♪ 305 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,601 ♪ I'm his friend ♪ 306 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,519 Hold it. Stop! 307 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,979 - End. Quiet. - [piano stops] 308 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,481 Sancho, where is your focus? 309 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,611 I mean, my God, you look like you're in a production of Starlight Express. 310 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,363 Really? I... 311 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,991 Robert, this move that you're doing... 312 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,328 This is a horrible move. 313 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,539 Who told you to do this horrible move? 314 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,332 You did. 315 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,127 Do me a kindness. 316 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,422 Just perform it in a way that doesn't make me want to quit show business. 317 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,550 - I'll do my best. - Thank you. 318 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,843 You're welcome. 319 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,387 One more time from Sancho's entrance. 320 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,561 And... be! 321 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,896 [piano playing] 322 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,690 ♪ I'm Sancho ♪ 323 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,943 ♪ Yes, I'm Sancho... ♪ 324 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,194 - Stop! - [piano stops] 325 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,821 Okay, show business just called. 326 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,617 It said it hung itself and left a note saying "no funeral," 327 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,327 and it's all your fault! 328 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,165 - Peter, why don't we take it from... - You're on thin ice, too, lady! 329 00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,541 [mouths] Oh, sorry. 330 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,418 [Peter] From the top. 331 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,007 So you really think this is the right move? 332 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,342 Oh, trust me. 333 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,345 And thanks again for helping us out with this, Joan-Margaret. 334 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,888 Oh, not at all, dear. 335 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,183 Gives me an opportunity to flex the old muscle. 336 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,185 You've directed before? 337 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,271 Oh, for a time, you know, in the '70s. 338 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,856 You've seen Boogie Nights? 339 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,900 You worked on Boogie Nights? 340 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,069 No. 341 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,488 I'm gonna start in a wide shot 342 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:33,242 and then move in to singles on both of you. 343 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:37,496 Now... how the fuck do you turn this thing on? 344 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,665 It's the on button. 345 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,458 Oh! Right. 346 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,961 So how do you wanna do this thing? 347 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,630 - You wanna cry first or should I? - What? 348 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,049 No, we're gonna stick with the script. 349 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,217 What script? 350 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,678 The one I handed you yesterday, remember? 351 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,597 [scoffs] I gave you the script, 352 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,350 and you said, "I don't read scripts, scripts read me," 353 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,102 and then you sneezed in my mouth? 354 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,938 Nothing? [inhales] 355 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,107 Okay, just follow my lead, 356 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,985 and just hop in periodically to emphasize a point here or there. 357 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,197 Cool. Then I'll just blast them with a few sweet power chords. 358 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,700 Frankie, no! Frankie. 359 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,744 No crying, no harmonica. 360 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:21,040 I say, "Hello, I'm Grace Hanson," 361 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,459 then you say, "I'm Frankie Bergstein," 362 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,878 then together we say, 363 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,796 "And we're Vybrant." 364 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,524 - Can you handle that? - [clears throat] 365 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,468 Sure, but when do we say we're sorry for what happened... 366 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,551 Action! 367 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,473 Hello. I'm Grace Hanson. 368 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,477 Line. 369 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,603 [sighs] 370 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,687 [grace] Cut! 371 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,648 Frankie, your line is "I'm Frankie Bergstein." 372 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,610 Can you please memorize that? I need you to be off-script. 373 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,571 I still haven't seen this alleged script. 374 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,783 Here! 375 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,494 [Joan-Margaret] Grace? 376 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,497 I'll be the one who says cut. 377 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,332 Is that okay? 378 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,249 Sure. 379 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,584 Thank you, dear. 380 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,586 Still rolling! 381 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,423 Hello. I'm Grace Hanson. 382 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,175 And I'm Frankie Bergstein. 383 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,302 - And we're Vybrant. - And we're Vybrant. 384 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:21,433 We know you're upset about the promise we made on National Vibrator Day. 385 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,018 We're upset, too. 386 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,231 But we at Vybrant are working tirelessly 387 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,443 on dynamic solutions so that together we can move... 388 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,947 Get those free vibrators to you as fast as possible. 389 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,030 Frankie! 390 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,201 [Joan-Margaret] Frankie. 391 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,081 Dear, when you come onto my set, 392 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,750 you do two things. 393 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,877 You hit your marks 394 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,420 and you know your lines. 395 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,758 Now, let's all get on the same page 396 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,177 before I start throwing chairs, 397 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,720 shall we? 398 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,556 [Joan Margaret groans] 399 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:06,728 I think what Joan-Margaret is saying is that we agreed to try it my way. 400 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,441 Right, but this just seems like we're saying things that don't mean anything. 401 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:15,112 That's right. That's how we're cleaning up the mess that you made 402 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:18,615 without creating an even bigger mess in the form of a lawsuit. 403 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,618 So could we just try one take where we stick to the script? 404 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,662 - Yeah. Sure. Right. No problem. - [sighs] 405 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,956 [both exhale] 406 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,833 - Are we ready? - Still rolling. 407 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,917 [Grace] Ow. 408 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,003 Hello. I'm Grace Hanson. 409 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,923 Uh, line? 410 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,259 My God! 411 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,636 That's lunch, people. 412 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,097 [piano playing] 413 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:48,228 Okay, I'm liking it with the new blocking. 414 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,731 And... windmill. 415 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,526 Good! 416 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,905 Now, Oliver. 417 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,909 Uh... I'm sorry, wait. Uh... 418 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,495 Peter, look, I know this was a stroke of genius, 419 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,624 but don't you think this staging is a little distracting? 420 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,168 I'm getting hit by the windmill, for God's sakes. 421 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,045 Yes! Perfect! Use it! 422 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,923 - How do you propose I do that? - [clears throat] 423 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,635 The confusion, too. Use it. Use all of it. 424 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,763 [groans] 425 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,181 I'm calling a ten! 426 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,308 Oh. [sighs] 427 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:29,978 [Sol] Peter, if I could... 428 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,356 I actually have a note for you. 429 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,775 A note? I'm sorry, Sol. 430 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:39,988 I was not aware you had completed 14 months of post-baccalaureate work 431 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,034 in stage direction from a school that unfortunately lost its accreditation. 432 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,702 I thought that was me. 433 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,329 Oh, wait. 434 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,538 Hmm. 435 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,623 That was me! 436 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,625 How about the next time Jeff kicks you out, 437 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,003 you pay for a hotel like a damn adult. 438 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,344 Continue. 439 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,516 Look, you need to go easier on Robert. He's been having a hard time lately. 440 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,851 I'm trying to get the best out of him. 441 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,397 We don't just give out participation trophies here, Sol. 442 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,650 Well, actually, yes, we do. 443 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,778 Clifford makes them, they are adorable, but that is beside the point. 444 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,614 Have you thought that maybe your directing style 445 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:26,368 is actually responsible for Robert's listless performance? 446 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,869 Um... 447 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,163 I have definitely fucking not. 448 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,416 Then you definitely fucking should. 449 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:37,004 You just don't understand what I do as a tyrannical director. 450 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,965 Why don't you try being less of a tyrant and more of a human being? 451 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,135 You're treating your friend like shit... 452 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,887 and he doesn't deserve it. 453 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,433 Where is this coming from, Sol? 454 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:53,145 I know this is foreign to you. I'm standing up for my husband... 455 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,566 a man you are lucky to have to direct. 456 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,486 Really, he's doing this as a favor to you. 457 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,487 A favor? 458 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,073 A good director would've made him Don Quixote. 459 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,036 He shouldn't even be playing Sancho. 460 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,746 You know what? 461 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,751 You're right. 462 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,919 [Robert humming] 463 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,254 Robert? 464 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,256 You're fired. 465 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,602 ...as we move forward to a brighter tomorrow. 466 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,270 - Isn't that right, Frankie? - Well... 467 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,606 Thank you. And God bless. 468 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,443 [exhales] Well, I have a few notes. 469 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:45,113 First, it's not good and I hate it. 470 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:49,368 Well, I think we both agree that Joan-Margaret didn't direct Boogie Nights. 471 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,703 But this will pay off, trust me. 472 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,039 Fine. [sighs] So, what's next? 473 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,374 What do you mean? 474 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,835 We did the video, so now what? What's the next step? 475 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,047 There is no next step. This is a one-step thing. 476 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:06,259 But we said in the video that we're working on dynamic solutions. 477 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,429 What are the "dynamic solutions"? 478 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,972 There are none. 479 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,474 I don't understand. 480 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:16,353 Remember when you promised Coyote a mansion if he got straight A's? 481 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,355 That was a dynamic solution. 482 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,817 No, no, no. We are not going to lie to our customers! 483 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,403 Hey, hey, you said lie. 484 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,071 That's your word. 485 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,406 But we promised them... 486 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,366 I didn't promise them anything. You did! 487 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,994 And you know something, I am sick and tired of having to bail you out. 488 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,873 Oh, said the woman who wouldn't actually bail me out when I bit that cowboy. 489 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,042 It was a mounted police officer. 490 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,670 And where was your concern for our customers 491 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,856 when you promised them something you can't deliver on? 492 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,007 Cut me some slack, I was high. 493 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,510 Wait a minute. You... [scoffs] 494 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,847 You did something that could cost us our company 'cause you were high? 495 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,974 Yeah, that's what I just said. 496 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,060 What are you doing? 497 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,690 I'm doing what needed to be done. I'm posting it. 498 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,027 [groans] 499 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,992 Hey, Liz. 500 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,578 So, I think that I left, um... 501 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:15,996 my nice blue... 502 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:19,958 whatever at your place. 503 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,294 I can't think of anything. I'm coming in. 504 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,421 Please do. 505 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,548 [door closes] 506 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,300 So Barry told me what happened, 507 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,470 and I know it's because I talked to Liz and I ragged on Barry, 508 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,389 and if I said anything to change your minds, 509 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:39,144 please do not listen to me because I am an idiot and Barry is great. 510 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,396 - [both chuckle] - You are so sweet. 511 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,399 - That is really not it at all. - No. Nope. 512 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,817 [sighs] 513 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,277 [chuckles] 514 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,987 Oh, thank God! 515 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,072 I thought... 516 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,745 Uh... it is because of the Jewish thing? 517 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,080 - What? No. Oh, my God, no. - No, no, no. 518 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:03,418 No, it turns out that the first guy that we asked to donate came through. 519 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,754 Oh, good. 520 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,634 Wait, Barry wasn't your first choice? 521 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,053 Don't get me wrong, we love Barry, 522 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,972 but there was this other friend that I did Outward Bound with. 523 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,434 We thought he was gonna move to Europe. He realized he can model from anywhere. 524 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,518 Yeah. 525 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,772 Brianna, this guy is really something. 526 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,483 He's just... [exhales] 527 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,151 really something. 528 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,153 His name is Cooper Bradley, funnily enough. 529 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,864 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [Erin] Isn't that funny? 530 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,700 So you tell Barry that you're going to have a baby with him, 531 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,118 then tell him to go fuck himself 532 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,413 just because some other hot piece of semen comes rolling along? 533 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,001 - Just show her. I don't know. - Okay. Which one? 534 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,463 Mm-hmm. 535 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,636 - Let me see. - [Liz] Okay. 536 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,931 All right. Yes, sure. 537 00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:00,559 Fine, if you like this sort of thing, but... 538 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,936 Wow. [sighs] 539 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:06,147 Look, we love... We love him. We do. We love Barry. 540 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,441 But this guy's stuff, he's just... 541 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,778 - It's primo. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,071 That's what it is. 543 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:16,575 You want primo? 544 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,495 Barry has never once hogged the bed. 545 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,790 He rubs my feet at least three times a week of his own volition. 546 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:27,085 He calls his mother once a week even though she's insufferable. 547 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,796 He is smart, but he doesn't brag about it. 548 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:32,132 He's handsome, but he doesn't act like it. 549 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:34,718 And he cries at movies like Conspiracy Theory. 550 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,804 - It's not that we... - This Cooper, though incredibly handsome, 551 00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:39,681 - please send me that picture... - Sure. 552 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,349 ...is he a Barry? 553 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,729 You guys are going to do an amazing job at raising this kid, 554 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:49,274 but it takes a village as the should-be President once said. 555 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:54,696 And should you need another person in that village, Barry will be there. 556 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:57,866 Will Cooper Bradley? 557 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,835 And if there are any photos of him on a horse... 558 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,588 I do have a horse thing, so please send those along. 559 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,175 Hey. 560 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,055 - The darnedest thing just happened. - Barry, we talked about darnedest. 561 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:25,226 Yeah. Erin called me and they suddenly want my sperm again. 562 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,103 Huh. 563 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,439 You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 564 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:30,523 Nope. 565 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,485 Thank you. 566 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,405 You're welcome. 567 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,537 I love you. 568 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,416 Yeah, you're all right. 569 00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,635 [grunts] 570 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,479 Oh. 571 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,320 Oh, we're drinking in the morning. We must be celebrating something. 572 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,572 We are going to the Maldives. 573 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,491 - Yes! Hey! - Yes. 574 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,077 To dynamic solutions! 575 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,037 Do you want to see the video? 576 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,040 The language is extremely vague. 577 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,544 I say synergy not once, but twice. 578 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:36,089 - Stop. Save some for later. - Come here. 579 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,259 Good thing I'm not wearing a sarong. 580 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,220 Hello. I'm Grace Hanson. 581 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,596 And I'm Frankie Bergstein. 582 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,266 - And we're Vybrant. - And we're Vybrant. 583 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:51,312 And we'd like to apologize for the previous video that was released. 584 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:56,443 We both realized it was a mistake the second we sent it out, 585 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:57,819 and we are sorry. 586 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,405 Oh, my God. Frankie recut the video. 587 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,826 We made a big promise to send free vibrators and donuts 588 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,328 to 50,000 ladies. 589 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,330 Isn't that right, Grace? 590 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,749 That's right... Frankie! 591 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:11,750 Oh. 592 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,837 And don't we owe it to each and every one of these people 593 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,756 to fulfill our promise? 594 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,174 That's right... Frankie! 595 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,593 And Grace, one more question. 596 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:26,431 Don't we sometimes sneak into each other's bedrooms at night 597 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,641 to kiss each other on the mouth? 598 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,059 That's right... Frankie! 599 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,521 [Grace] I don't believe it. 600 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,606 Really? 601 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:38,526 Because I'm new to this whole relationship and I'd have put money on it. 602 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,029 I can't believe she did this. 603 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:44,949 It's fine, we can go to the Maldives when we're dead. 604 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,035 I'll call my travel guy. 605 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,620 Nick. 606 00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:53,041 How soon can we leave for the Maldives? 607 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,211 I could have the plane gassed up by the time we get to the airport. 608 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,924 I wanna go now. Right now. 609 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:03,092 Are you sure? 610 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,345 Yeah. 611 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:09,682 Fuck it. 612 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,685 ♪ It hasn't felt quite right Like it did the other night ♪ 613 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,357 ♪ Lay back down We'll give it one more try ♪ 614 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,945 ♪ You're gonna try and sleep All your troubles away ♪ 615 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,741 ♪ You'll just wake up With even less to say ♪ 616 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,454 ♪ You gotta run for your life You gotta run towards the moon ♪ 617 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,959 ♪ You gotta run real hard You're gonna drop dead soon ♪ 618 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,420 ♪ You wanna play ♪ 619 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,716 ♪ Play that game ♪ 620 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,056 ♪ So cry me a river ♪ 621 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,059 ♪ I've been found ♪ 622 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:57,814 [woman] Okay, good night.