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[Grace Potter's
"Stuck In The Middle" playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Nick?
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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[exhales]
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I know I've missed dinner.
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Mrs. Skolka, thank God you're home.
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[scoffs] What's this?
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What does it look like?
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A hostage situation?
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Um, may...? May I be excused?
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- You don't have to ask...
- Yes, you may.
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Well, thank you for a lovely evening.
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There's an apple tart in the oven.
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Again, I... I apologize.
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You know, Frankie had a thing.
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Frankie always has a thing.
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I have one thing.
I want to spend time with my wife.
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As affectionate as Chef Bert is,
somehow, it-it's just not the same.
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I want more time with you, too.
And I promise you I'll make it up to you.
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Fine. You can start on Thursday.
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Absolutely.
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What... What's Thursday?
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We leave for Hawaii.
The Food and Wine Festival.
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Oh, God.
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That's next weekend?
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Saturday is Frankie Fest 2020.
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Okay, just because Frankie
gave her birthday a name
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doesn't make it a festival.
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But I've been appointed grand marshal.
I have a hat.
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And we've planned this vacation
for months.
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I know.
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And I was incredibly excited about it
until I forgot.
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But it's just, you know
how crazy Frankie gets.
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Yeah, I was at Frankie Fest 2019.
In fact, I sponsored it.
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Shouldn't that get us off the hook
for this year?
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Missing her birthday to go to a place
with a chocolate lazy river?
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I mean, that's a double whammy!
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This is the part where you say,
"Well, why don't we just bring Frankie?"
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I see you're not saying that.
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This was supposed to be
a romantic getaway. No third wheels.
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Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Frankie's got her own wheel.
His name is Jack.
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We could bring them both.
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Celebrate her big day,
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and then send them both down
the chocolate river to their own villa.
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I don't know. I met Frankie's
last boyfriend, and his rattail.
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Where did this one wash up from?
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From your charity event.
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Still... I don't want to go away
with a guy I don't know.
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How about we all have dinner
tomorrow night?
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That way you can get to know Jack
for yourself.
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And if the two of you hit it off,
then we pull the trigger on Hawaii.
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And if we don't?
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I'll have to give back the hat.
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- No, they charge for it.
- Just throw that away then.
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- They charge us.
- And we won't...
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Uh, look what Dan just brought me.
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I don't like this.
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[Mallory] You guys are so cute.
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Yes. What could be cuter
than two grown men
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wearing bibs that say "Beef Brothers"?
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Come on, get pumped.
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Besides, our short rib
is already waist-deep in marinade.
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It's T-minus 22 hours
until short rib o'clock.
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Up top!
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Okay, we'll let you two get back to it.
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Hey, are we still on
for the Flower Fields before dinner?
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Totally jazzed.
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I might have to get down on all fours
just to really smell the blooms.
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- Bye.
- Smell the blooms.
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- Not in the bib.
- Oh, okay.
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Um, we're gonna go stretch our stomachs
for tomorrow.
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Okay, let's go.
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So cute.
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You know that was all bullshit
about him loving the flowers
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and smelling the blooms, right?
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It was his idea to go.
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Right. That's because you're
in the early part of your relationship
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when he's pretending
to like everything that you like.
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He's not pretending. We just happen
to like the same things.
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- Like what?
- Like...
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hot yoga, pistachio gelato,
The Joy Luck Club.
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Okay, if he says
he likes The Joy Luck Club,
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then you haven't even met him yet.
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- What?
- What straight man likes a sweeping drama
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about women reckoning
with maternal sacrifice?
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He's evolved!
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Sorry I'm not as cynical as you,
but Dan is who he says he is.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- And who's his favorite musician?
- Ed Sheeran. Oh...
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I think we're done here.
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Frankie Fest, Hawaii Edition. [gasps]
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I love that idea!
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I knew there was a reason
I made you grand marshal.
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This is much bigger, though,
than Frankie Fest.
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Oh, bite your tongue.
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No, imagine, Nick and Jack become friends,
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and the four of us all hang out,
all the time.
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Even in the bath?
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Not in the bath.
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Okay, we'll hash out that specific later.
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Look, the point is,
you and I will never have to choose
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between our fellas and each other.
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But wait. What if the guys
don't hit it off tonight?
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Oh, they will hit it off,
because we're gonna make them hit it off.
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And if worst comes to worst,
I've always got Twister
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and four tabs of acid in the linen closet.
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This could really lead
to all kinds of couple adventures.
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Yes! After Hawaii, we could swing by Japan
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to soak in the hot springs
with snow monkeys.
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We'll hash out that specific later.
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"Reggie Teinert is survived
by his wife, Dorothy,
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their four children,
and 12 grandchildren."
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Poor things.
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"Their names are..."
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Is this really necessary, Sol?
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Robert, we are going
to this memorial service,
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and my decision is final, and...
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Was I convincing that time?
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No. Because for the fifth time,
I do not remember this guy.
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That's why they have photo displays
at funerals.
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And to honor the deceased, of course.
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We'll catch the next one.
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But you and Reggie served together.
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Over 50 years ago!
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What about his widow? She went
to all that trouble of tracking you down.
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Maybe she's just like one of those mothers
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who invites everyone in the class
to her son's birthday.
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Robert, I've thought about this
a lot lately, and when my day comes...
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- Sol!
- Whether from cancer
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or the stress of trying to pick
the fastest moving line at Whole Foods,
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I hope folks show up for me.
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Fine. But we sit in the back,
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and we leave during the closing hymn.
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These things are really just
about putting butts in seats.
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And honoring the deceased, of course.
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Of course.
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Hey, so let me ask you something,
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and you have to promise
to be totally honest.
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- Great, that sounds ominous.
- No, no, it's nothing bad.
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So, you know how we both love
The Joy Luck Club?
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Oh, yeah.
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What's your favorite scene?
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I really couldn't pick a favorite.
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Pick one.
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[exhales] Okay, um...
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Oh, uh, y-you know that...
that awesome one...
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uh, where you first see...
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Joy Luck.
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- Joy Luck is not a person!
- Oh, shit.
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You don't even like Ed Sheeran, do you?
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I hate his voice, hate his face.
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[exhales]
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So you were just saying all that stuff
because you thought I would like it?
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Has no man ever done this to you before?
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I know I'm punching above my weight here.
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Look, I like you. I just...
I want to know the real you.
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- Why? I thought we had a good thing going.
- [laughs]
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- I just...
- [laughs]
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I don't want to screw it up.
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Won't we screw it up
if we're not being ourselves?
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Here, I'll start.
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I hold grudges.
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Margo Clark stole my boyfriend in college,
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and I just left her waxing studio
a bad Yelp review.
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I might have used the words
"staph infection."
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[laughs]
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Your turn.
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[laughs]
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I don't hold grudges.
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But I have been told I have
a difficult time admitting I'm wrong.
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I strongly disagree, obviously.
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Look at us being real.
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[Dan chuckles]
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Does this mean we can bail
on the flower thing?
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Or are you gonna hold a grudge?
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Till the day you die.
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Oh, all right. All right. Yay, flowers.
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- [smooches]
- [Jack] Ah.
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You, sir, are a sight for old eyes.
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You're not so bad yourself.
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Hey, Jack. [slight chuckle]
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Are you grooming me?
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It's just a little thing we do
for all our dinner guests.
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How cosmopolitan.
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Jack, could I get you some water, or...
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or tea, or... maybe a quieter tie?
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What's happening here?
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Nothing. You've never worked
for the IRS.
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- Is that correct?
- Correct.
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And, uh, when Nick comes,
be sure to make eye contact.
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He thinks it's a sign of strength.
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And it's always better to be
a good listener than a good talker.
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Pop quiz. What did I just say?
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Uh, I'm... I'm picking up
a weird vibe here.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, Jack.
We want tonight to... to go really well,
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and Nick is kind of a hard sell.
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- Oh, ladies, relax.
- [Frankie chuckles]
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I'm the guy
that convinced Capitol Records
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to let Garth Brooks do
the "Chris Gaines" album.
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If I could sell that soul patch,
I could sell anything.
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Wasn't that whole thing
a complete disaster?
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I told Garth it was a bad idea!
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- Ugh, great, now I'm sweating.
- Just be yourself.
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Without that tie.
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All I know is
I was on Facebook two days ago,
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and now they won't let me back in.
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As your begrudging IT specialist,
I ask that you own your part in this.
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- I feel that Facebook hates me.
- [Bud groans]
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Okay, now your password is reset.
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"Frankie's dying, but I can't watch.
I'm in too much pain."
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Dad? Why?
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She was dying of laughter
at that hilarious Marge video,
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"When an ostrich attacks."
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Except you didn't
actually post Marge's video.
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And now someone named Nan Jo Steen
is sharing memories of Mom
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and asking when she can bring a casserole.
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Oh, no.
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Can we fix this?
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Just be glad that most
of your Facebook friends are cats.
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[Robert clears throat]
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[exhales] How do I look?
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Great. Just lose the shades
when we get to the funeral home.
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Oh, no, they stay on,
so no one can see I'm not crying.
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[camera clicks]
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[Frankie exhales]
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[exhales] Nick, did you know
that Jack was in the music business?
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That's right.
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Go on, honey.
Tell him what kind of music you like.
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Uh, you know, all kinds.
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No way.
Jack likes all kinds of music, too.
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What a coincidence.
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If it hadn't just happened,
I wouldn't have believed it. [chuckles]
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[Frankie clears throat]
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Nick, did you know
that Jack used to be super rich?
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That's terrible. I'm so sorry.
246
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,546
Well, you should know better than anyone
that money can't buy you happiness.
247
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,634
He's joking. [stammers] It's a joke.
248
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,718
[Grace laughs]
249
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:06,225
Grace and I are thinking we should all go
to Japan and soak with the snow monkeys.
250
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,602
We haven't hashed out that specific.
251
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,729
In Nagano...
252
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,564
[speaking Japanese]
253
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,777
- Are you fluent in Japanese?
- [chuckles]
254
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:22,116
Would you say I was fluent if I could walk
into the biggest record label in Tokyo
255
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:27,079
and negotiate a landmark deal for Yoko Ono
in her native Japonic language?
256
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,330
Wow.
257
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,667
Then... no. They had absolutely no idea
what I was saying.
258
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,045
- [all laugh]
- And Yoko did not come out on top.
259
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,298
- [all laugh]
- But I loved being over there.
260
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,508
Japanese baseball is my religion.
261
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,928
Get out! I'm a Yomiuri Giant.
What's your team?
262
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,930
Oh. The Nippon-Ham Fighters.
263
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,140
- Obviously.
- Oh.
264
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,019
But I did once catch a home run hit
by Sadaharu Oh.
265
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,481
Broke my hand.
Best compound fracture of my life.
266
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,442
Nothing. I got nothing.
267
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,863
[exhales] Still nothing.
268
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,866
Maybe you were his senior officer?
269
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,701
A wartime role model?
270
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:09,538
I was the ship's weatherographer,
and I never left the Caribbean.
271
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,707
The greatest contribution
I made to the war
272
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,418
was telling hungover sailors to buck up.
273
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,212
And maybe those were precisely the words
274
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,340
a young, impressionable Reggie
needed to hear.
275
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,178
- Hello, I'm Sol.
- Sol.
276
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,431
- And this is Robert from the Navy.
- [gasps]
277
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225
Robert! [gasps]
278
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,392
Oh!
279
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,146
Finally, we meet.
280
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,439
My condolences.
281
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,608
Thank you so much for coming.
282
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,860
We saved a seat for you right up front.
283
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,944
Oh, no, no, no.
284
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,197
We'd hate to intrude on family.
285
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,991
Oh, hush. You practically are family.
286
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,910
Uh, sir,
287
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,414
could you show Robert and Sol
to their seats?
288
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,707
[slight exhales]
289
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,254
Where did you two sneak off to?
290
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,466
I had my booze concierge
deliver a vintage bottle of Yamazaki.
291
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,345
Wow, Nick doesn't get the Yamazaki
for just any man.
292
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,889
I hope not. It's a hundred dollars a sip.
293
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,974
- Ooh.
- [Nick] Jack.
294
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,393
- You've been to Hawaii, right?
- [Jack] Ooh.
295
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:15,521
How would you two like to join us there
for Frankie's birthday next weekend?
296
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,438
[gasps]
297
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,483
There's a food and wine soiree,
all-star lineup.
298
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,819
And we can have Emeril whip up a cake.
299
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,530
Are you serious? I love Emeril!
300
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,613
- Bam!
- Oh!
301
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:30,870
Oh, Nick, I love that spontaneous idea
that just came to you all on your own.
302
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,580
Oh, so it's a plan.
303
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,540
- Here's to Hawaii!
- [Jack chuckles]
304
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,250
- [Nick] Hawaii.
- Hawaii.
305
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,209
[Grace] To Hawaii.
306
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,919
To the Fab Four!
307
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,256
[gasps] We should all get
matching haircuts.
308
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,883
- [Grace chuckles]
- [knocking]
309
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,343
[stammers] I'll get it. Goodness.
310
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,765
[Frankie] Is this an aphrodisiac?
311
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,642
Jac-Jacob? What are you doing here?
312
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,977
I'm here to see Frankie.
313
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,063
Oh, well, unfortunately,
it's not a good time.
314
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,273
[Jacob] I know.
315
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,693
I saw the news on Facebook.
That's why I came.
316
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,696
On Facebook? What... What do you mean?
317
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,866
- I'm so sorry, Grace.
- Uh...
318
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:11,993
[Frankie chuckles]
319
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,454
Frankie!
320
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,204
Frankie!
321
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,457
Oh!
322
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,417
Jacob.
323
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,211
[Jacob] Oh, Frankie.
324
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:27,092
Jacob is Frankie's former yam... supplier.
325
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,595
- Oh.
- [Grace] Apparently just in from Santa Fe.
326
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,305
- [Frankie exhales]
- [Grace] Uh...
327
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:36,185
- How are you feeling, Frankie?
- Well, um, okay, all things considered.
328
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,812
I... I'm, uh... I'm a little bloated.
329
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,065
My knees hurt. My back, too.
330
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,900
It doesn't like to be upstaged.
331
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,985
Oh, my hearing is shot.
332
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987
It's all falling apart, really.
333
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,366
Jacob. Jacob, you remember Nick.
334
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,619
And this is Jack, Frankie's boyfriend.
335
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,789
They're getting very serious,
and we're all going to Hawaii together.
336
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,043
- You always did live life to the fullest.
- [Frankie exhales]
337
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,211
Oh.
338
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,004
Yeah, he's going in for another one.
339
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,011
[Barry] And when you make the reservation,
340
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:15,057
they let you pick out
the specific rib you're going to eat.
341
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,684
Oh, wait. Where are our rib bibs?
342
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,854
Oh, no. They must have gotten burned
when I lit them on fire.
343
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,731
But Mallory said we looked so cute.
344
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,815
I lied.
345
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,652
[chuckles] I love it when you are honest
about lying.
346
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153
Your cabernet.
347
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,949
Oh, actually, these are the wrong glasses.
348
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,201
- I'm sorry, I'll...
- These are Bourgogne glasses.
349
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,246
They're used for more complex
and velvety reds.
350
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,124
Oh, it's going to be a long night.
351
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,501
I apologize. Just one moment.
352
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,044
[Dan] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,675
I'm sorry. I used to wait tables,
so I guess I have high standards.
354
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,137
You know what? You were right.
I'm glad you said something.
355
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,223
And I'm glad our waiter's
going to go spit in our food.
356
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,393
I'm gonna see if he needs anything.
357
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,106
Jordy!
358
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,735
I have loved Reggie since I met him.
359
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,488
And I will never stop loving him.
360
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,493
We are blessed to have
someone very special with us.
361
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,371
Robert?
362
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,085
Robert, would you say a few words?
363
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,423
It would mean so much to Reggie.
364
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,136
You should probably go
with the "buck up" story.
365
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,804
[exhales]
366
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,606
What the hell is Jacob doing here?
367
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,819
And where the "H" did I hide
my emergency Starburst?
368
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,281
You gnawed through it all
during the broadcast of Peter Pan LIVE!
369
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,033
I wanted it to succeed.
370
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,285
Unlike someone I know.
371
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,828
Hey.
372
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,499
Jacob said he saw the news on Facebook.
373
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,917
What... What could that mean?
374
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,296
I did post a selfie of me and Jack
on our two-month textiversary.
375
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,507
It might have gone viral. I wouldn't know.
376
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,803
I spilled Hawaiian Punch
all over my MacBook, and it dead.
377
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,348
That's it. I will bet you
a purse full of Starburst
378
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,768
he found out you're in a relationship,
and he can't handle it.
379
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,852
You think?
380
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,438
You haven't heard from Jacob
since you broke up.
381
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,109
Now he shows up the minute you have
a new boyfriend? [annoyed chuckle]
382
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,903
[exhales] It is weird
he didn't phone first.
383
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,655
I could've been in Japan.
384
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,074
And boy, he laid it on thick.
385
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:39,326
He even hugged me.
386
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,536
He hates me!
387
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,662
That's true.
388
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,124
But it's unlike Jacob
to resort to hug warfare.
389
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,960
Oh, he's a man.
It's typical male behavior.
390
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,753
Only wanting what they can't have.
391
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,797
Well, of course he still wants me.
392
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,884
If anything, he's a victim,
helpless against my enchantments.
393
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,176
[Frankie exhales]
394
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,390
Do you really have
a purse full of Starburst?
395
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,142
So, Jacob, how are you?
396
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,187
I just can't help but be angry with God.
397
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,275
Frankie, you're happy with Jack, right?
398
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,318
Like Bill Murray in a photobomb.
399
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,405
Yeah. Then you have to get back in there
and send Jacob packing.
400
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,533
Now? In the night? In the dark?
401
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,451
You don't want Jack to get the wrong idea
402
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,704
now that things
are starting to fall into place.
403
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,750
N-Now that Nick loves Jack,
we're this close to having it all.
404
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,295
That guy is sucking all the air
out of that room.
405
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,589
I feel like he's coming for my lungs next.
406
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,717
- Preaching to the choir here, fella.
- Jack, on the other hand...
407
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,052
Frankie, what a catch.
408
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,763
Yeah. It's worth protecting,
don't you think?
409
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,890
[grunts in frustration]
410
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:47,227
Man alive, how many times
do I have to break up with this guy?
411
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,316
There was a heaviness
aboard the ship that day.
412
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,610
- Morale was low.
- [organ playing]
413
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,613
- There was a tropical storm...
- This is Henson, right?
414
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,240
- Palm trees swayed violently...
- Hanson, actually.
415
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,324
Right.
416
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,411
It's amazing to be able to put a face
to the story.
417
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,622
- The story?
- Then I found Reggie on the main deck.
418
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,291
He's probably too proud to talk about it.
419
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,961
I mean, to pull Reggie
out of the bombed-out ship
420
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,590
moments before it sank
into the port of Saigon.
421
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,386
I approached him, and I said, "Hello."
422
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,641
And that would be the Vietnamese Saigon?
423
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,143
Not... Not the Caribbean one?
424
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,479
[Robert] I could tell he was tired.
425
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,314
I looked into Reggie's eyes,
426
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,151
the eyes of youth, of innocence,
427
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,861
of fear,
428
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,071
of war.
429
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,948
And I said...
430
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,991
"Buck up."
431
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,411
And by God, did he buck up.
432
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,039
He bucked up for himself that day,
433
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:53,043
but he also bucked up for America.
434
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,474
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
435
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,518
- Really moving, sir.
- Thank you.
436
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,103
There's been a mistake.
437
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,186
Wonderful speech.
438
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,273
They think you're Henson, not Hanson.
439
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,984
Henson, Hanson. We were all brothers, Sol.
440
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,112
Well, one brother doesn't remember Reggie,
441
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,115
and the other brother
pulled his unconscious body
442
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,700
from the bloodied waters
443
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,244
while Viet Cong bullets whizzed by.
444
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,581
Which brother do you think
was invited to do the eulogy?
445
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,293
[exhales]
446
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,421
This is punishment for leaving the house.
447
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,424
[Barry gasps]
448
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,175
There she is.
449
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,511
There's my lady rib. [chuckles]
450
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,887
I love you so much.
451
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,141
Thank you, Jordy.
452
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,894
It means the world to us
that you, you know, brought this over.
453
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,730
Just doing my job.
454
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,148
That's what all heroes say.
455
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,817
Okay. Hey, you need to settle.
456
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,821
Okay, so, this five-pounder
was smoked for eight hours
457
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,866
- at 180 degrees.
- One hundred and eighty degrees.
458
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,825
[Barry chuckles]
459
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,911
Isn't this supposed to be a savory brown?
460
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,247
'Cause what I'm seeing is black.
461
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,082
- Oh, shit.
- He was a waiter.
462
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,084
He has a great eye for meat.
463
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:21,006
Uh, what you're seeing is a lightly
charred surface, finished with...
464
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,009
- Scallion oil.
- I think I know burnt when I see it.
465
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,595
And you've got
that great eye for meat, so...
466
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,181
It's not burnt. It's charred.
467
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,182
Hmm. Hmm.
468
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,558
Well, those are synonyms.
469
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:34,561
No. No, they're not.
They're different words.
470
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:35,854
Don't worry, I got this.
471
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,999
I think we're gonna have
to send this back.
472
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,110
No! No, we're not. All the other ribs
are taken. Tell him, Jordy.
473
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,446
Barry is correct, sir.
This is the last one.
474
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,365
Uh, this one is fine, right? This is fine.
475
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,134
- No, it's not!
- This is fine. This is fine.
476
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,077
It's not. We paid good money for this.
477
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,703
Well, actually, Barry paid...
478
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,662
[gasps]
479
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,082
- [gasps]
- And it is burnt.
480
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,000
You'll see when I cut into it...
481
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,378
Oh, no, no! I... I will cut into it.
482
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,464
And you know what I'm gonna see
when I get in there, huh?
483
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,549
Burnt stuff! Yeah.
484
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,385
Dan. Dan, don't...
485
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,595
Aha! Ha!
486
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,681
See? See? What color is that? Hmm?
487
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,308
[all] Savory brown.
488
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,851
Sir, I'm afraid you're wrong.
489
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,105
I am not wrong! It is scorched!
490
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,188
Look!
491
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,232
[all gasp]
492
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:21,942
[yells] Dude!
493
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,110
What the fuck?
494
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,988
[stifled laugh] Jordy, more wine.
495
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,288
I hate to be the one to tell you this,
496
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,499
but you're too late.
497
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,876
It's moving that fast?
498
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:44,714
Hey, at our age,
you have to make every minute count.
499
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,758
You're so brave.
500
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,469
Oh, how am I supposed
to compete with that?
501
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:53,598
He grows his own vegetables,
and I travel with two inhalers.
502
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:57,394
But you've got new guy energy.
That guy's angry at God.
503
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,312
You're fine. Yeah, it's fine.
504
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,731
Let's keep our eye on the prize, people.
505
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,400
- Frankie?
- Hawaii?
506
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,527
We will have both.
507
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,906
So, have you... got a second opinion?
508
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,783
Well, in matters like this, I...
509
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,411
I like to think
that I'm the final authority.
510
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:18,081
But if you must know, Grace and Nick
are pretty stoked on it.
511
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,917
What the hell does that even mean?
512
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,670
Fine, I'll say it. They're Team Jack.
513
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,884
And Grace is right, you only came sniffin'
around because I'm off the market.
514
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,512
Frankie. I didn't come here
because you're dating someone.
515
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,596
You didn't?
516
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,558
I came here
because I found out you're dying.
517
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,856
Could you repeat that last part?
518
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,940
[exhales]
519
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,696
Looks like it's my turn to buck up.
520
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,533
Thank you again.
That was quite the speech.
521
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,952
Dorothy, I have to tell you something.
522
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,788
It's not too late.
We can still get out of here.
523
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,249
Is what Robert said to Reggie,
524
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,710
as he was stabbing a shark
and pulling him to safety.
525
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,295
It's okay, Sol.
526
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,840
I am not who you think I am.
527
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,801
I'm Robert Hanson, not Henson.
528
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:17,224
The Robert Hanson that attended
basic training in NTC San Diego in '63?
529
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:20,685
Well, yes. But I am not the man
who saved your husband.
530
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,355
I know that. That was Henson.
531
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,733
And between us, he turned out to be
a bit of a jackass.
532
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:30,278
Can we say that about a war hero?
533
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,738
Bless his heart.
534
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,406
Sure, we're forever grateful,
535
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,700
but he lorded that over Reggie
his whole life.
536
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,538
He even guilted us
into funding his son's student film,
537
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,082
which turned out to be pretty offensive.
538
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,710
Then why did you reach out to me,
of all people?
539
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,922
Reggie never told you, did he?
540
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,925
- Hmm?
- He struggled all through basic training.
541
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:54,553
And one day, when he already had
two strikes against him,
542
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,097
he forgot to polish his shoes.
543
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,850
And when the commander came in
to inspect them, they were perfect,
544
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,270
because someone
545
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,480
had shined them for Reggie.
546
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,732
I did. [slight chuckle]
547
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,193
Robert does love a shiny shoe.
548
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,487
If Reggie had failed that inspection...
549
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,614
They would have revoked his liberty.
550
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,410
Well, I am glad he was able
to get off the base that weekend,
551
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,955
but what I did was hardly an act of valor.
552
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,417
Sweetie, that was the weekend he met me.
553
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,418
[gasps]
554
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,337
We were married for 50 years.
555
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,965
He told our kids that story all the time.
556
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,844
You taught us how far
a little kindness can go.
557
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,097
Oh, you've got to meet everyone.
558
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,057
Let me go and corral the troops.
559
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,892
Junior!
560
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,981
Henson saved his life,
but Hanson gave him one.
561
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,610
- I just can't believe it.
- Why?
562
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,446
You've been looking after me for 30 years.
563
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,948
Only because I didn't think
you were looking.
564
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,122
[Sol] Aww.
565
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,206
Oh!
566
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,962
He said we were beef brothers.
567
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,007
He put on a fucking bib.
568
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,301
[cell phone chimes]
569
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,971
- [Mallory groans]
- How many apologies is that?
570
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,098
Ten text messages,
571
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,017
17 facepalm emojis,
572
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,396
and however many times he said,
"I am such a fuck-knuckle,"
573
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,316
as security escorted him out.
574
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,652
[sighs]
575
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,071
These are very heartfelt, though.
576
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,825
You can't keep seeing him.
You know that, right?
577
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,203
He assassinated our dinner.
578
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:44,579
May it rest in peace.
579
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,624
- It's not like he punched a person.
- Even worse.
580
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,668
He punched a short rib.
581
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,295
Nobody's perfect, right?
582
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,839
And he's so good with the kids.
Oh, my gosh.
583
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,801
- He punched a short rib.
- Yeah.
584
00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:00,053
I know. I know. It's just...
585
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,889
Now I have to start all over
with someone else?
586
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,849
Listen, on the plus side,
587
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,602
you get to drag a new person
to see those dumb flowers.
588
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:11,648
And you get to have lots of hot sex
to the sounds of Ed Sheeran.
589
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,858
You guys seeing this?
590
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,696
Table 12 didn't finish their rib.
[chuckles]
591
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,158
Ma'am, I'm so sorry.
592
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,870
Thank God.
593
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,915
I think I've been holding my breath
since I saw Sol's post.
594
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,209
Well, I feel like just kicking him
in the shins
595
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,002
for putting you through all this.
596
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:35,213
I can't imagine how I would feel
597
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,258
if I found out I was dying via Facebook.
598
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:42,637
I was so shaken. I was standing in line
to buy a green-chile torta
599
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,389
when I saw it on my phone.
600
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,474
I walked out of the market, got in my car,
601
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,561
and drove 13 hours straight here.
602
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:52,439
You walked away from a Santa Fe Sammich...
603
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,816
during peak chile season...
604
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,818
just for me?
605
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:57,944
Frankie.
606
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,654
Of course I did.
607
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,240
- Oh!
- [chuckles]
608
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,871
Yeah. Okay, it's...
it's a dynamic situation,
609
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:11,040
but we have to dictate the tempo.
You have to up your game.
610
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,376
- Do you have any candy in your pocket?
- What? No.
611
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:17,255
What? He just said I had new guy energy.
612
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:21,259
I know I did, buddy. But now it's up
to you to breathe life into those words.
613
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,515
I cannot believe you drove
all the way here,
614
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,852
and now you've got to drive
all the way back.
615
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,272
Let me get you a can of gas for the road.
616
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,568
I'm not going back to Santa Fe just yet.
617
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,028
You're not?
618
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,656
Grace was right about one thing.
619
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,367
I didn't know what I had
until it was gone.
620
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,955
And I am not gonna make
that same mistake again.
621
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:56,628
[Grace exhales]
622
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:59,589
Why do I get the feeling the four of us
are not going to Hawaii?
623
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,382
[puffs inhaler]
624
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,887
[exhales]
625
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,808
["Long Way Home"
by Durand Jones & The Indications plays]
626
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:19,192
♪ I'm just feeling all alone ♪
627
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,362
♪ In this world out far ♪
628
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,697
♪ And I've been wrapped in imitations ♪
629
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,992
♪ For the love I sought ♪
630
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,453
♪ Through the risings of the water ♪
631
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:33,164
♪ And the nights of endless black ♪
632
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:38,878
♪ I know my sister's always got my back ♪
633
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,089
♪ I'm just a long ♪
634
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,050
♪ Long way from home ♪
635
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:47,220
♪ I ain't chose the path I roam ♪
636
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:51,933
♪ And it's a long way home ♪
637
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,268
[woman] Okay, good night!