1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,217 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:16,099 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,936 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:24,190 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:28,361 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:32,073 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,493 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,664 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:43,626 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,722 Frankie, what are we doing here? 11 00:00:55,972 --> 00:01:00,101 What's it look like? We're taking fat rips off my new toilet bong. 12 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,771 Yes, but what are we really doing? 13 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,815 JM, this is a classic invention pivot. 14 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:11,279 Did you know that Tesla started as a robot girlfriend for Elon Musk? 15 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,073 And this has nothing to do 16 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,658 with what happened with Grace on Shark Tank? 17 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:20,038 I've already forgotten about Grace's unforgivable betrayal. 18 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,917 I'm a toilet disruptor now. Get the lighter. 19 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:30,340 Frankie, you are literally setting fire to the thing that you and Grace made. 20 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,342 Do you want to get fucked up or not? 21 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,095 Let's fire this baby up. 22 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,431 [water bubbling] 23 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,646 [exhales] 24 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:47,732 Well, old friend, this is why you're my new best friend. 25 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:52,195 Hey, don't bogart that toilet. Let me... 26 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,280 [water bubbling] 27 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:55,907 [Frankie coughs slightly] 28 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,117 [chuckles] 29 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,243 I've got the munchies. 30 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,161 Oh, it's a little quick to get the munchies. 31 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,038 Well, I was starving before I got here. 32 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,706 I could eat. 33 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,833 [both chuckle] 34 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,086 Oh, my God. We could go anywhere we want. 35 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,630 Grace would never go out with me after I smoked. 36 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:13,216 She always got real paranoid when I was high. 37 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,635 [gasps] What about that place 38 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,847 where they dump the seafood right on the tables? 39 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,683 Oh, perfect. It'll make up for all the times 40 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,435 Grace wouldn't let me eat chili off the counter. 41 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,355 - [chuckles] - But I'm too wasted to drive. 42 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,441 Also, I don't drive. 43 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,734 [chuckles] 44 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,284 - Hey. - Hello. 45 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,787 So, how'd it go on Shark Tank? 46 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,871 Not well. 47 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,125 The only offer we got was from Mark Cuban. 48 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,459 You're kidding me. 49 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,544 [scoffs] 50 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,296 And? 51 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,381 Well, I... I didn't make the deal. 52 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,925 And Frankie may never speak to me again. 53 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,009 Oh. 54 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,303 I'm sorry. 55 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:02,557 [exhales] I need more than that. I-I-I need to know this was worth it. 56 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,810 What on Earth did Cuban do to you? 57 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,395 Oh. [exhales] 58 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:09,314 - It's complicated. - Simplify it. 59 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,524 He bought a basketball team. 60 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,152 - Complicate it. - It was the Mavericks. 61 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,947 And what terrible thing did he do to you to get them? 62 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,116 He outbid me! Publicly! 63 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,869 - What? - Yeah. 64 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,536 [grunts loudly] 65 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,581 I can do it myself! 66 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,919 Don't tell me I sold out my best friend for a basketball team! 67 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,879 No, it's not just that! 68 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,925 He's got more money than me! 69 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,968 [whimpers] Oh, God! 70 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,386 [screeches] 71 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,517 [motorcycle revs] 72 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:52,857 [motorcycle revs] 73 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 Guess what just got delivered. 74 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,491 Your midlife crisis, 30 years late? 75 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,118 Hey, man, this is what you wanted! 76 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,497 I do my thing, you do your thing. 77 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,875 You buy a theater, I buy a new ride. 78 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,210 [engine revs] 79 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:16,381 Is this what we're doing now? Revenge purchases? 80 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:21,052 Yep. I did have to sacrifice our honeymoon money. 81 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:26,683 But that's the kind of guy I am now, bad to the bone! 82 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,435 - [engine revs] - Okay, but don't be surprised 83 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,814 if you see an ice cream machine in the cupboard tomorrow! 84 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,067 Yeah, load up! 85 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,861 Put yourself in an early grave! 86 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,532 Oh, wait. You don't have one. 87 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,493 - Nailed him. - [engine revs] 88 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:50,873 What's a name that makes you think "sexy" but also "non-toxic"? 89 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,332 [Brianna] Hmm. 90 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,543 Cherry blossom? 91 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:55,503 - Peony? - [Brianna] Mm-mm. 92 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:56,796 Armie Hammer? 93 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,301 Uh, Barry is back from his backwoods emotional journey, 94 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,721 and he is ready to punish you with his feelings. 95 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,057 Okay, that's my cue. Good luck. 96 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,643 Why? There's not gonna be a fight. 97 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,729 As soon as I tell him I turned down the job, 98 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,316 he'll be back to being my beautiful beta Barry. 99 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,984 [Brianna gasps] 100 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,903 There's my little Eat Pray Lover. 101 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,281 How was Temecula? 102 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,158 Can we have the room, please? 103 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,662 - [Adam clears throat] - Yeah. 104 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,749 Okay. Before you say anything, 105 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,085 you should know that I turned down the San Francisco job 106 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,713 because I consider you... 107 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,923 above all things. 108 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,800 I think you should take the job. 109 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,137 I mean, you'd be... you'd be great at it. [chuckles] 110 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,097 This feels like a trap. 111 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,433 No, no, no. It's-It's not. It's not a trap. 112 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,809 I... [inhales] 113 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:55,063 [exhales] Look, I realized something from my journaling. 114 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:57,105 [exhales] 115 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,149 This is all my fault. 116 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,734 Oh, thank God. 117 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,199 Wait. Was that a decoy trap, and this is the real trap? 118 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,242 You've always been completely clear with me. 119 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,869 You don't want any kind of commitment. 120 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:12,163 I never said "any." We bought a mattress together. 121 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,623 That has a seven-year guarantee. 122 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,333 I think I need more than a mattress. 123 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,416 Fine. 124 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,544 We can get a memory foam topper. 125 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,673 I don't think we... 126 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,719 can be "we" anymore. 127 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,806 You're breaking up with me? 128 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,518 I think it's best for both of us in the long run. 129 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,769 Well, I disagree. 130 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,147 And don't I have a say in this? 131 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,317 You've had your say. 132 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,654 I just haven't been listening. 133 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,032 [Barry exhales] 134 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:52,495 I better go before one of us cries. [chuckles] 135 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:55,331 [Barry exhales] 136 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,504 [sighs] 137 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:03,631 Who am I kidding? It's gonna be me. 138 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,388 I'm sorry. 139 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,603 [indistinct restaurant chatter] 140 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:22,150 You know, people have shells, too. 141 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,778 Only ours are on the inside. 142 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,322 I was thinking the exact same thing. 143 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,909 I mean, it would be nice to have an outer shell sometimes. 144 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,787 But I guess that's what raincoats are for. 145 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,581 This is unbelievable! 146 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:39,417 It's like we have one mind, but two accents. 147 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,418 [laughs] 148 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,336 I'm paying for dinner, JM. 149 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,465 No, no, no, you pay. I insist. 150 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,550 [both laughing] 151 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,516 Oh, no. I forgot my purse. 152 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,726 Oh, dear. 153 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,687 You forgot mine, too. 154 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,521 Uh-oh. 155 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,526 Frankie, I think we're at that point in our misadventures 156 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,904 where we usually call Grace to save us. 157 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,532 Well, that's not happening, because I'm not speaking to her. 158 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,326 Oh. 159 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,328 And I left my phone at home. 160 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,079 [scoffs] Great. 161 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,082 And you left mine, too. 162 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,584 [both laughing] 163 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,632 Well, no worries. We'll just borrow one and call somebody else. 164 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,594 Oh, I-I can't remember anyone's number anymore. 165 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,888 Except my lawyer's. 166 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,016 Uh, 1-800-ACCIDENTES. 167 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,937 It's okay, I just need to flip through my mental Rolodex. 168 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,020 Nope. 169 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,523 Nope. 170 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,776 911, she moved... 171 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,277 [exhales] 172 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,238 Damn it. I got nothing. 173 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,157 Not a single number you can recall? 174 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:54,450 [exhales] 175 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,577 Only one. 176 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:00,957 God, I can't believe I betrayed my best friend for nothing. 177 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,333 Well, it wasn't for nothing. 178 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,919 I asked you to do something as my wife, and you did it, 179 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,462 which I appreciate. 180 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,839 - That's not the point! - Well, it is to me. 181 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,758 It was all because of a pissing contest. 182 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,134 I get it. You're not happy. 183 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,929 But you're also a businesswoman. Deals come and go. 184 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,681 You don't get emotionally involved. 185 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:20,059 Oh, like you didn't with that stupid basketball team? 186 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:24,313 What are you getting so upset for? This is just a crazy Frankie invention 187 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,275 so she could reach her Fig Newtons in the bathroom. 188 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,611 It was for me. 189 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,822 You wanted Fig Newtons in the bathroom? 190 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:33,905 No! 191 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,162 Frankie invented the Rise Up because I got... 192 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,582 stuck on our toilet. 193 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,585 - What? When did this happen? - When I first moved in. 194 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,379 And I'm just hearing about this now? Why didn't you tell me? 195 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:49,797 Because it was humiliating. 196 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,882 Oh, so what? I'm your husband. 197 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,800 If you'd told me, 198 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,052 - I would've gotten rid of it immediately. - [scoffs] 199 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,556 Like you got rid of that couch you know I can barely get off of? 200 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,724 [cell phone rings] 201 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,684 Let me guess. Frankie? 202 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,478 I wish. It's a number I don't recognize. 203 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,856 Hello? Yeah... Oh. 204 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,649 Joan-Margaret. Yeah. 205 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,068 Uh-huh. 206 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,528 Is Frankie with you? 207 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,697 Oh, I'll be right there. 208 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,199 So you're just gonna go to her? 209 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,161 In case you hadn't noticed, we're in the middle of a conversation. 210 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,746 I'd call it a fight. 211 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,332 That's why I'm slamming the door. 212 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:26,917 [door slams] 213 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,425 What's this about? 214 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,762 The board thought you deserved to be honored... 215 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,056 [rumbling and clattering] 216 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,766 What the hell is that? 217 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,601 The toilet Grace and Frankie gave us. 218 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,728 It doesn't even rise up anymore. 219 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,147 I had to get off the toilet all by myself. 220 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,564 You were saying? 221 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,316 Right. 222 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,944 The board thought you deserved to be honored 223 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:57,365 for your incredible contribution to the New Lear Theater. [gasps] 224 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,412 "The Rob Hanson Concession Stand"? Is that supposed to be me? 225 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,872 My name is Robert. 226 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,374 You pay by the letter, Rob. 227 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:12,046 So 20 grand got me a concession stand where we only sell coffee and water? 228 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,839 Oh, we're not selling coffee this season. 229 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,967 Great. I ruined my marriage, and I can't even get three extra letters? 230 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,260 [door opens] 231 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,024 [whispers] Get that thing out of here, now. 232 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,599 - What's that? - What's what? 233 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,937 The thing you just flipped around when I walked in here. 234 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,192 It's a plaque that we're putting up at the theater to honor... 235 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,275 Us. 236 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:39,281 For giving scholarships to theater-deprived youth. [chuckles] 237 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,200 Oh, well... 238 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,621 if we're being honored, I'd like to see it then. 239 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,124 [scoffs] Show some humility, man! 240 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,337 Is this what we got for our money? 241 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,006 You know what? 242 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,051 - Ooh. - I'm hopping on my hog, 243 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,554 and I'm just gonna go, man. 244 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,015 Just me, the lonely highway, 245 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,435 and Miss Janis Ian, 246 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:13,774 who I can hear with my wildly expensive Bluetooth helmet! 247 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,450 Good to see you boys are back to normal. 248 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,035 - [motorcycle engine turns over] - Give me my damn plaque. 249 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,830 You could be a little more grateful. 250 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,874 It could have just said "Consesh Stand." 251 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,084 - [crash] - [Sol cries out] 252 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,710 Sol? 253 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,215 Sol! 254 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,510 Sol. 255 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,888 She's got some giddyup. 256 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,689 Oh, I'm not talking to you. 257 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,233 Frankie, I'm here to pay your check and get you out of here. 258 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,693 I'd rather wash dishes. 259 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,654 It turns out they don't pay their dishwashers enough to eat here. 260 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,365 There goes the middle class. 261 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,993 - Can I please get a credit card? - Absolutely. 262 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,245 - Thank you. - But only after she listens to me. 263 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,664 God, have any of you ever dined out before? 264 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,750 It's really simple. You eat, you pay. 265 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,960 Oh, bloody hell, I'm not going down for this. 266 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,046 You two work it out. 267 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,129 [scoffs] 268 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,759 I'd like a vodka martini, very dry, extra olives. 269 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,302 We only serve wine and beer. 270 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,555 Then bring me a glass and a shrimp cocktail, hold the shrimp. 271 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,809 I will DIY a Bloody Mary. 272 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,355 Can you just pay so I can get out of here? 273 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,898 Frankie... 274 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,654 I am truly sorry for what happened on Shark Tank. 275 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,740 So tell me why you couldn't be straight with me about the Cuban thing. 276 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,158 Have you met me? 277 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,662 I avoid all hard conversations. 278 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,164 It's... It's why I carry hard liquor. 279 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,457 It's bad enough you did it, 280 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,460 but then you made it worse by not having the guts to tell me. 281 00:13:56,544 --> 00:14:00,130 Well, what do you want me to say? [stutters] That I regret it? Because I do. 282 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,007 That it was stupid? It was. 283 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,928 That even when I was doing it, it didn't feel like me? It didn't. 284 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,013 Then why in the hell did you do it? 285 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,890 Because it's what a good wife does! 286 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,977 Oh, God. 287 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,229 [exhales] What did I just say? 288 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,689 "That's what a good wife does." 289 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:21,151 Yeah, I know what I said. I'm just horrified that I said it. 290 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:28,409 I couldn't find the breakup kit, so I brought the PMS kit instead. Okay? 291 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,870 Yeah. [clears throat] 292 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,623 Why doesn't Barry understand what I gave up for him? 293 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,126 I mean, Taneth offered me a dream job. 294 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,380 Now I'm gonna have to report to some stupid supervisor in San Francisco. 295 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,009 Doesn't he understand how I feel about supervisors? 296 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,262 And what did he really give up for me, anyway? 297 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,432 Marriage and kids. 298 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,601 - Cuddling and foreplay. - Yeah. 299 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,644 Right. 300 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,898 I just thought we'd both made peace with his compromises. 301 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,612 What's taking so long with that fucking Toblerone? 302 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,452 I know this is awful. Okay? 303 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:15,122 But does any part of you think that maybe Barry is right? 304 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,081 [Brianna exhales] 305 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,126 I mean, you two really do want different things. 306 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,209 [exhales] 307 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,588 Oh, my gosh, this is really happening. 308 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,799 Okay. I need a Toblerone. 309 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,969 No. You don't get PMS chocolate for letting this happen. 310 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,805 - Why not? - Okay. 311 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:32,932 [clears throat] 312 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,727 I'm your real sister here, okay? In feelings. 313 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,897 And we don't show them to people, 314 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,858 because then they'd know you're really a softy. 315 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,526 And so am I. 316 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,696 Yeah. Being a heartless slut is just a role I play. 317 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,449 I have to say, you play it really well. 318 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,532 Thank you. 319 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,995 But the truth is I'd rather be snuggling up with my boyfriend, 320 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,456 watching Hallmark movies about ladies who marry Santa. 321 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,917 Have you ever seen Loving Mrs. Kringle? 322 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,586 - Own it. With extras. - [gasps] 323 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,671 It has extras? 324 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,340 Hi. How does Santa help me? 325 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:10,427 Is he gonna bring me a Barry who doesn't want to get married or a Brianna who does? 326 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,138 [Brianna exhales] 327 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,640 What do I do? 328 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,642 You find a third option. 329 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,937 [gasps] Like Santa did in Ho Ho Holy Matrimony. 330 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,021 Exactly. 331 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,107 That reference means nothing to me. 332 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,441 Oh. 333 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,861 It's okay. You would need a magical cookie oven anyway. 334 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,948 - Yeah. - So... 335 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,077 When you married Nick, I knew things were gonna change between us, 336 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,454 but I never thought you were gonna change. 337 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,498 Just like I did when I was married to Robert. 338 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,582 Hmm. 339 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,587 I really thought it would be different with Nick, 340 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,424 but I lost me again. 341 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,094 You know, the real me, the me I am with you. 342 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,347 - I like that you. - Yeah, me too. 343 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,431 [exhales] 344 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,643 And no matter how sweet Nick is, 345 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,688 you're always gonna be the first person I want to call. 346 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,024 You're my first person, too. 347 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,987 In fact, the only number I know by heart is yours. 348 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,071 [exhales] 349 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,031 What? 350 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,118 - [Grace] Oh, God. - What? 351 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,000 I'm starting to wonder if I ever should have married Nick. 352 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,337 What kind of scam are you ladies running? Your card was declined. 353 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,423 What? It can't be. 354 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,885 Well, here, try this. 355 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,138 Thank you. 356 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,684 I don't know what kind of scam you're running either, 357 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,313 but if you need it, I've got access to a "wet floor" sign. 358 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,065 [both laugh] 359 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,737 So, it turns out I'm not a Son of Anarchy. 360 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,324 [chuckles] Yes, but the good news is someone named Rob Hanson 361 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,785 has a concession stand named after him. 362 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,829 I can't believe I bought that stupid thing. 363 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,627 I thought surviving cancer was supposed to make you savor every moment 364 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:10,172 and be less petty and wiser. 365 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:15,302 [exhales] And somehow, your cancer even managed to make me stupider. 366 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,929 What's wrong with us, Rob? 367 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,012 [chuckles] 368 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,850 We forgot to savor every moment with each other. 369 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,732 I can't believe I blew all of our honeymoon money. 370 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,319 I really wanted to go on that cruise with you. 371 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,531 Ah, we don't need that boat. We can still have a honeymoon. 372 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,283 - How? - Right here. In our beautiful home. 373 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,453 We'll shut everything off. We'll tell everyone we've left town. 374 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,497 We'll order every meal in. 375 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,416 [rumbling and clattering] 376 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,168 Go on. 377 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,255 [exhales] I lost it. 378 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,258 Anyway, let's stay home. 379 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,968 I love that idea. 380 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,344 [Robert chuckles] 381 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,642 Oh, shit! 382 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,395 I knew they should have stuck to vibrators. 383 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,688 Oh, jeez! 384 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,234 ["You'll Lose A Good Thing" by Barbara Lynn plays] 385 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,290 What's going on? Adam said you got attacked by a squirrel? 386 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,376 Yeah, a squirrel named "I Want You Back." 387 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,962 [exhales] Look, I really don't... 388 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,131 Please just let me say what I need to say. 389 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,427 I don't want to lose you, so here's what I'm willing to do: 390 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,512 We combine finances like you always wanted. 391 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,599 I give you another shelf in the closet, and you can eat my leftovers 392 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,351 when we order Ethiopian, ramen, and Mexican. 393 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,778 Look, you know I hate thinking about the future. 394 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,028 But the only thing I hate more is thinking about a future without you in it. 395 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,698 [inhales] 396 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,242 So... [exhales] 397 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,412 [sighs] 398 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,668 [gasps] 399 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,378 Oh, my God. 400 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,965 I don't understand. Are you... Are you proposing to me? 401 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,675 Yes. 402 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,759 And no. 403 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:20,968 Uh... 404 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,974 So I'm proposing that we get engaged and stay that way. 405 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,226 Forever. 406 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,232 I love you. I know this is less than you want, 407 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,027 but it's so much more than I thought I could ever give anyone. 408 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,322 [exhales] 409 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,658 Is it enough for you? 410 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,544 Yes. 411 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,422 I would love to spend the rest of my life... 412 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,050 engaged to you. 413 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,640 [chuckles] 414 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,476 [soft sob] I knew I was gonna cry today. [chuckles] 415 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,149 What am I gonna tell Nick? 416 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,735 You know, I don't want to lose him. 417 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,572 I just want things to go back to the way they were with us. 418 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,157 I'm gonna be honest. 419 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,119 It's going to be a very hard conversation. 420 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,078 Yeah. 421 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:30,205 So I think you should fake your own death. 422 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,790 Oh, Frankie. 423 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,835 You're right. Fake his death. 424 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,378 That's never been done. 425 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,673 Oh, there's definitely shrimp in this. 426 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,385 I got your text about not being able to pay. 427 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,054 I understand the crab is market price, 428 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,890 but you are married to a billionaire. 429 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,143 For some reason, none of my cards are working. 430 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:52,894 Thanks for coming. 431 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,354 No problem. 432 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,274 It's not like anything important was going on in my life, 433 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,901 except I was proposing to Barry. 434 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:01,778 You what? 435 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,071 You're getting married? 436 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,615 Even better. We're never getting married. 437 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,368 - What? - I know. 438 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,786 Isn't it wonderful? 439 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,248 We're just gonna be engaged forever. 440 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,374 Genius. 441 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,585 And Barry's okay with this? 442 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,338 Please. He's already on the phone with his mom. 443 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,758 Oh, she must be so confused for you both. 444 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,468 I had to come up with something. 445 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,928 I know it's unconventional, but it works for us. 446 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,638 That's what you need to do. 447 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,307 Get engaged to Barry? 448 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,602 No, come up with something unconventional for you and Nick. 449 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,023 Please tell me you've either come to pay the check or kill me. 450 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,191 I don't care anymore. 451 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:42,194 - So I just got engaged today. - Okay. 452 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,279 Thank you. 453 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,408 Um, so I don't know if that entitles me to a special discount or anything. 454 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,827 I know some places do stuff like that. 455 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,496 It's classy. 456 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:56,124 Yeah, because that's what we're known for here at The Crab Barrel. 457 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,047 Yeah, I understand. 458 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,507 Oh, she's home. 459 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,467 - Hey. - Hey. 460 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,676 Thank God you're back. 461 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,804 Yeah, I'm sorry I left like that. 462 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,472 I was being stupid. 463 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:15,102 I'm sorry I keep making Frankie an issue. I... I know you love me. 464 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,021 And I have absolutely no reason to be insecure. 465 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,147 Oh, boy. 466 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,649 Um... 467 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,651 Nick, it's-it's not all on you. 468 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,404 I should have told you about that day in the bathroom. 469 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,322 Look, I get it. 470 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,324 The longer you don't tell someone something, 471 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,368 the harder it is to ever say. 472 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,120 And then when you tell them, 473 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,664 it may not be exactly what they want to hear. 474 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,166 But if-if they can deal with it, 475 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:43,922 then the relationship can maybe turn into a different kind of relationship. 476 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,008 - Right. You can't fear change. - Yeah. 477 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,637 The important thing is, no matter how crazy things get, 478 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,598 - you get through them together. - [knocking on door] 479 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,017 - Who's that? - It's change. 480 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,525 - Oh, my God! - Mrs. Skolka, 481 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,194 - I'm Agent Fenmore with the FBI. - What the hell? 482 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,905 Nick Skolka, you're under arrest. 483 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,031 Hi, Karin. 484 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,701 What...? What's happening? 485 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,494 Remember how we were just talking about 486 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,830 the longer you don't say something to someone, 487 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,540 the harder it is to say? 488 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,875 [whispers] Say what? 489 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,377 Things like securities fraud and tax evasion. 490 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,505 Allegedly. Really, Karin? Handcuffs? 491 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,800 - Nick? - Call Miriam. She knows what to do. 492 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,970 Could I have a second with my wife, please? 493 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,391 I'm really sorry about this. 494 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,729 I swear, it's all a misunderstanding, and it's all gonna work out. 495 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,980 Is it? 496 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,731 Let's go. 497 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,485 And Grace... 498 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,113 sit on that couch you hate, 499 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,782 and you might just figure out how to rise up. 500 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,202 Well, what does that mean? 501 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,078 Don't give up on me. 502 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,456 I love you. 503 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:14,429 [Grace] I can't believe I didn't see this coming. 504 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,056 The trip to the Caymans, 505 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,559 selling off his art, the credit cards being declined. 506 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,562 And he did brag a lot about evading taxes. 507 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,272 - Yeah, he really did, didn't he? - Hmm. 508 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,776 What am I gonna do now, Frankie? 509 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,986 Oh, that's the easy part. 510 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,488 - I'm taking you home. - Oh. 511 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,406 [scoffs] 512 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,951 [grunts] What is it with this couch? 513 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,579 Nick said something really weird before they took him away. 514 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,874 Yeah. Was it, "You'll never take me alive, you dirty copper"? 515 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,126 No, because he isn't Jimmy Cagney. 516 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,296 He said, if I sat on this stupid couch long enough, 517 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,633 I'd figure out how to solve our... our Rise Up problem. 518 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,427 Wait a minute. 519 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,888 He said this couch? 520 00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,224 Well, it's the only one here. 521 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:05,021 This very couch that you've hated since the day you moved in? 522 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,566 Well, actually, I hated it before I moved in. 523 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:12,028 The couch he mysteriously never got rid of? 524 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,698 I find that interesting, Grace. 525 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,783 Very interesting. 526 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:22,789 Is it possible this couch is uncomfortable for a reason? 527 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,125 Yeah. Poor Italian design. 528 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,085 Step aside. 529 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,379 [scoffs] I can't even get off it. 530 00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,089 - [Frankie chuckles] - [Grace stammers] 531 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,091 Oh, yeah. I can step aside. 532 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,595 God, Frankie. Why do you have a box cutter? 533 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:39,973 I grabbed it this morning. I thought it was a pack of gum. 534 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:41,891 No, no, Frankie, don't! 535 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,268 What? Stop! 536 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,771 Frankie, what are you doing? Frankie, no! Stop it. 537 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,857 I sure hope I'm right. 538 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,941 [Grace] God. 539 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,737 [gasps] Oh! 540 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,947 - My God! - [laughs] 541 00:26:56,948 --> 00:27:00,285 I used to be excited when I found nickels in the couch. 542 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,620 [whispers] Frankie! 543 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,413 [Frankie laughs] 544 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:07,417 Oh, my God. I think we've got our funding for the Rise Up! 545 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:09,961 Thank you, Nick! 546 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,880 I'm gonna go see what's in the mattress. 547 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:14,132 Yeah, no, Frankie! Stop. 548 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:17,969 [exhales] 549 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,681 Well, we're definitely registering for a shit-ton of gifts. 550 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,868 Can we do that if we know we're never gonna get married? 551 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,311 Well, we can if you want that nine-and-a-half quart 552 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,563 Le Creuset Dutch oven in matte navy. 553 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,482 That'll complete my set. [chuckles] 554 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,025 Come here. Mmm. 555 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,738 Well, look at you two canoodling on the couch. 556 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,074 We're engaged and registering, bitch! 557 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,454 I can't believe I said that. Uh, forgive me? 558 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:48,792 Hmm. Well, seeing you guys so happy is a beautiful thing. 559 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,085 Especially you. 560 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,503 Thank you. 561 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,508 Crazy thing. I got a call from Taneth. 562 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,218 She called you? 563 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,513 Yeah. We've actually talked a few times. 564 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,973 Of course, she's so upset you didn't take the job. 565 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,601 Oh, man. Is she sulking? 566 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,436 Yeah. 567 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,898 But I've been getting her to focus on other stuff. 568 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:15,735 And she really appreciated it and, um... 569 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:17,862 offered me a job. 570 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,531 That's incredible! 571 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,884 The one she offered you in San Francisco, and I'm taking it. 572 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,703 - Incredibly bad for everyone in this room. - Wait. 573 00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,083 You took my job? 574 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,796 And so now you're my boss? 575 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,964 No. 576 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,757 No, no, no, no, no, not boss. 577 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,218 - Not boss at all. - Okay. 578 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,303 Supervisor. 579 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,813 [Grace] I feel so guilty. 580 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:56,609 Why? Because you wanted to be back at the beach house with me so bad, 581 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,195 you manifested your husband's arrest? 582 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,447 [slight chuckle] No. 583 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:05,493 Because this is what I wanted. I... I just didn't want it this way. 584 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,621 Oh, Grace, Nick is white-collar. 585 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,875 In three years, he'll probably be president. 586 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,293 [both laugh] 587 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,920 In the meantime, let's enjoy what we have. 588 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,632 - It is good to be back. - Oh. 589 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:20,967 [both chuckle] 590 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,096 Ah, hey, look. 591 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:28,975 What are you two jabronis doing here? 592 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,394 Funny story. 593 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,189 Our entire house flooded. 594 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,317 - Oh, not funny "ha-ha." - What happened? 595 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,111 What happened was your Rise Up exploded. 596 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,446 Oh, God. 597 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:45,700 But the best part is, our insurance says they won't cover it. 598 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,828 But they did recommend going after the people who gave it to us. 599 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,456 - Oh, God. - And since I now own 600 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:55,752 the most expensive concession stand in America, and he's a hog man, 601 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,088 we can't even afford to stay in a hotel. 602 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,424 We've got 50 grand in the freezer. 603 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,928 Peel off a hundy, get yourself a motel for the night. 604 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,890 Oh, our house is going to be a construction site for months. 605 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,309 Roomies. 606 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,686 Oh, God. 607 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,439 ["Golden Years" by David Bowie plays] 608 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,322 ♪ Golden years ♪ 609 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,367 ♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪ 610 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:30,870 ♪ Golden years ♪ 611 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,123 ♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪ 612 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,710 ♪ Golden years ♪ 613 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,630 ♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪ 614 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:44,843 ♪ Don't let me hear you say Life's taking you nowhere ♪ 615 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,678 ♪ Angel ♪ 616 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,055 ♪ Come get up, my baby ♪ 617 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,474 ♪ Look at that sky, life's begun ♪ 618 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,812 ♪ Nights are warm and the days are young ♪ 619 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,814 ♪ Come get up, my baby ♪ 620 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,275 ♪ There's my baby, lost that's all ♪ 621 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:04,362 ♪ Once I'm begging you Save her little soul ♪ 622 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,073 ♪ Gold, whop, whop, whop ♪ 623 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:15,456 [woman] Okay, good night!