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[Grace Potter's
"Stuck In The Middle" playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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[Minnie Jones and the Minuettes'
"You Get to Me" playing]
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[Frankie sighs]
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[Frankie sighs]
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- [Frankie moans]
- [Grace] Oh, Frankie, stop it.
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What?
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You sound like the seals
who had sex in front of our house.
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You mean the seal sex I missed?
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Thanks for rubbing it in.
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I put the aphrodisiacs out for them.
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Maybe if you
weren't so busy moping...
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I have a lot to mope about.
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Who knew that the "fuck it" life
was gonna be so hard?
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Well, that's why we're taking
a girls' trip together.
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You're gonna see your old friend
I'll probably hate.
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Oh, no, you'll love Rita.
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Sol and I met her in 1971,
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protesting the opening of a White Castle.
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Of course, later we found out
it was a restaurant.
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Can't believe you've been sitting
on the fact that your friend runs a spa.
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That's the least interesting thing
about her.
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She can put three tennis balls
in her mouth!
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Well, I hope there's a better signal
when we get there.
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Nick still hasn't texted you back?
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I thought you said
things went great at the restaurant.
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Well, I thought so too.
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But I texted him,
"Hope Japan's going well, XO,"
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and 20 hours later, nothing.
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Oh, 20 hours?
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Chill, gazpacho.
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He'll text. He's in Japan.
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He's probably busy working
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and eating a little cake
shaped like a cat.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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I'm just being silly.
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And it's not like I'm not busy.
I'm on my way to a weekend of pampering.
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You're on your way to where we're going!
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I can get a facial
and a hot stone massage there, right?
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There will be rocks there.
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Girls' trip!
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[honks horn]
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To Mom, may she take many, many,
many more vacation days.
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Or get trapped again
in that little room in the pool house.
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Oh, my God, it's her. She heard us.
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Oh, no, it's just this dating app I'm on.
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Look at you, on the dating apps!
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Are you fielding a ton of dong pics?
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Is it just like
"dong, dong, dong, dong, dong"?
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No. I'm on The League. So, classy dongs.
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Dongs with degrees and fancy jobs.
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- [Brianna] Ooh. He's cute.
- [Mallory] Oh, no, no, no.
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Just browsing.
Not ready for an actual date.
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I heard this NPR story about
a woman who waited until she was ready
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and her vagina closed up
like an old eyebrow piercing.
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You don't listen to NPR.
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That's because
they don't have stories like that.
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[inhales] You know, this first date
is just about clearing the cobwebs.
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My last first date ended
in a divorce with four kids, so...
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Mallory, you are very lucky.
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You've skipped
right over the times of lady butt-stuff,
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and landed smack in the times
of dude butt-stuff.
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Thank your lucky fucking stars.
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I can barely do a jumping jack.
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Why would a cute guy like that
be into a divorced, glorified intern
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who birthed half a baseball team?
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Well, we are not going to mention them.
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Maybe ever.
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We are going to say,
"Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?"
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Tomorrow?
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Who's going to watch my baseball team?
No way I get a sitter that fast. No.
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- Mal, this is very important...
- Umm.
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...so I'll do something
incredibly generous:
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make Barry babysit them.
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Could you make Barry
go on the date for me?
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I mean, I can make Barry do anything,
but I have a better idea.
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[Brianna] It'll help you on your date.
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Jesus, B.
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What?
Frankie and I have the same dispensary.
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When I told them
I was working with Grace,
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they gave me
the "Harrison Ford's Glove Compartment".
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Thank you, but I'm paranoid enough
that he won't like me.
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Mal, who cares what he thinks?
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It's about finding the father
of your next four children.
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Maybe I'll just take this
for after the date.
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I mean, that's cool. I have more.
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[Frankie sighs]
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Oh.
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[mouths] Oh, my God.
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Hello!
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Welcome to Sambadha!
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I'm Erasmus.
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I think you'll find our new plumbing
alluringly "indoors."
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[Frankie] Oh.
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Please take a caftan to wear
during your stay.
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[birds chirping]
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Frances?
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Did you not say this place
was recommended by Oprah?
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Oh, did I not specify that was a lie?
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Oh, my God!
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As I live and breathe, Frankie!
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Oh, Rita, it's been too long!
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- Oh, my old friend.
- Oh.
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- Oh!
- Oh, boy!
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Was I surprised to hear about Sol?
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Oh, well, you know... Geminis.
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Oh, I sure do.
[softly] Monsters.
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Oh, my God, is this burlap?
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Double-ply.
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You must be Grace.
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Usually, but I'm disassociating right now.
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Holy shit, is that Leo?
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Yes. He's lived here for years.
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People live here?
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Back in the day,
we were on the front lines together.
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Sol and I both thought
he was very magnetic.
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Yeah, yeah, glass houses.
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It seemed like you guys were always
protesting something together.
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Always thought he'd end up
living with the Sandinistas
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or working at a Trader Joe's.
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Oh.
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Hey, you!
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- Frankie.
- [Frankie] Huh.
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That was weird.
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Oh, the weird guy was weird.
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If you're ready, I can take your phones,
walk you to your room.
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Swoosh.
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See you in a few, David Spade's Instagram!
[chuckles]
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[Erasmus chuckles]
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Oh, no. I'm expecting
a very important text.
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But we ask all the guests
to give up their phones.
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I'm not a guest. I'm a hostage.
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What hostage do you know
that has a cell phone?
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[sighs]
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Here we are.
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What's that?
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Welcome whey.
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It was just curdled this morning.
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Thanks, but can you
throw this into the woods
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and have the kitchen make me a martini?
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Straight up, two olives.
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Oh, I sort of, kind of also forgot
that Sambadha is substance-free.
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh.
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Wait. Wait. Grace. Grace.
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No, no, no, no... [groans]
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[crickets chirping]
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Psst.
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[whispers] Grace.
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Are you awake?
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I'm 80 years old in a bunk bed.
Of course I'm awake.
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Listen, I know there are
posher places than this for a girls' trip.
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Yeah, like Saddam Hussein's spider hole?
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But this is the one place
I can re-center myself,
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and I could really use
something like that right now.
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I always feel more powerful here
than in the outside world.
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Like Bud at magic camp.
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Wasn't that at a Marriott?
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You know, you should
give this place a chance.
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Come with me to the workshop
I signed us up for tomorrow.
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Thanks, but I'm gonna just stay in bed.
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I'm gonna pretend
I'm not waiting for a text
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and finally finish The Goldfinch.
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Yeah, turns out
the workshops are mandatory.
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And Erasmus took your Kindle.
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[sighs]
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If I weren't afraid to climb down there,
I would smother you with my pillow.
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You got a pillow?!
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This is your adoptive mom's place?
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Yeah, and her friend's.
But they're away for the weekend.
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It's not bad, huh?
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Yeah. It's people-sized.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about the tiny house.
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The shower goes out whenever
this ladybug lands on the solar panel.
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It's fine.
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I just... I haven't showered
since Louisiana, so...
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Oh! Yeah, use the guest bathroom upstairs.
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Later, I'll show you the coat closet
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where my mom keeps
her gummy candy museum.
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Cool.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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Agh.
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Why are you here?
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Why are you?
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[both]
My mom said I could.
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See, my lie is more believable
because my mom likes me.
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Okay, can I just give you $40,
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or whatever you make in a week,
to get out of here?
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'Cause I planned something
very important.
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Doing what?
Getting wasted while watching...
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What is that? Is that porn?
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Yes. It's porn.
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And you caught me.
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- It's gross! Don't look at it!
- Give me that.
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- Stop it. Stop it.
- [exhales]
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God.
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- Turner and Hooch?
- [Brianna sighs]
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Marley and Me?
[scoffs]
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My Dog Skip?
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What's with the dog snuff?
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It's nothing! It's for a thing.
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- What?
- [inhales]
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Tell me.
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Or I'll tell Barry that you're here
while he's babysitting Mallory's kids.
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God, how much do you guys talk?
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Depends if we've both
seen Outlander that week.
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Okay. Fine.
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Every year, once a year,
I allow myself a single, annual cry.
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You plan your crying?
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Is that weird?
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And what, these are your supplies?
[chuckles]
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Yeah, just to help get me going.
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'Cause people deaths
certainly don't scratch that itch.
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Listen, I really need this.
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I work with my mother.
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You've met my mother.
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Okay... I work with her.
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As much as I'd love to do you a favor,
we were here first.
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"We"? Ew! You have a girl here?
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Done showering.
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Where's my candy?
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I know there's a really good explanation
for this, but please, don't tell me yet.
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Hello, I'm Todd. I'll be your server...
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Not ready to order yet.
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And here are your menus.
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As is customary,
I will now let you look at them.
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[clears throat]
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So, uh... thank you
for asking me to brunch, Mallory.
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Thanks for saying yes, Jess.
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Um...
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Wasn't sure
if you were serious or not at first.
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[sighs] Yeah, me either,
but my sister was very persuasive.
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Your sister wanted you to go out with me?
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Yeah, with someone. Um...
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It's my first date back
after a really long relationship,
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and I'm very nervous.
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And I didn't smoke
any of Harrison Ford's Glove Compartment.
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Uh... uh...
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- I don't...
- I'm sorry.
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- I should not have said any of that.
- It's okay.
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This is also my first date
after a long relationship.
250
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,457
- Okay.
- So...
251
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,629
I'm sorry. Do you really not recognize me?
252
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,298
Um...
253
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,385
You do look a little bit like Jim Carrey.
254
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,468
[chuckles]
255
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,888
I'm Jumbotron Guy?
256
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,435
The guy that proposed to his girlfriend
and then she said no?
257
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:11,063
And then I cried and then
they did a close-up of the crying.
258
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,024
Sorry, I've lived in a paper bag
the last several years.
259
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,526
Did anybody see it?
260
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153
I don't know.
261
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,614
Excuse me, sir, can I borrow your pepper?
262
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,742
Jumbotron Guy!
263
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,580
- Here you go.
- I'm good. Thanks.
264
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,835
In and out.
265
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:38,674
In and out.
266
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,431
Enjoy the breath, Frankie.
267
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,643
Yeah, enjoy it. It's one of your last.
268
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,770
Shh.
269
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,606
- You're jamming my frequency.
- [sighs]
270
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,692
Now, most ancient cultures believed
271
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,528
that spirits are watching over us,
272
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:04,742
and that in order to hear their guidance,
we need only to be open,
273
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,537
be aware and... let go.
274
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,664
Ah.
275
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,291
Nice, Renee.
276
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,292
Oh.
277
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,127
You too, male Renee.
278
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,384
You're having a little trouble
with the "letting go" part, Grace?
279
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,719
No.
280
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:28,432
I just find it easiest to get in touch
with my spirit guide via phone.
281
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,311
And if my spirit guide
does get in touch with me,
282
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,438
I don't want him to think
I'm ignoring him.
283
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,526
[softly]
He's a spirit. He'll understand.
284
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,821
[whispering] You know,
the first time I came here,
285
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,949
I was so freaked out
when they took my phone.
286
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:48,410
I worried the whole time
something bad was gonna happen.
287
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,372
It turns out, the first night,
my house burned down.
288
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,623
But you know what?
289
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:57,253
The whole time I was here,
at least in my head, I still had a house.
290
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,089
That is the wrong takeaway
from that experience.
291
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,382
[sighs]
292
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,678
[gong rings]
293
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,555
Well, there's the lunch gong.
294
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,850
Okay, everybody, see you at chow.
295
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,019
[gasps]
296
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,354
[indistinct voices]
297
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,860
Leo, hey!
298
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,238
- It's your old friend, me. [chuckles]
- Yeah, I know.
299
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,614
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,157
Rita told me you were coming.
301
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,742
She told me all about you.
302
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,203
Seems you've made peace
with your choices.
303
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
304
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:36,709
That's something we used to say
about other people, not about each other.
305
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,419
One of us is other people.
306
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,338
Now, if you'll excuse me.
307
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,756
Wait. Where are you going?
308
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,467
- To my yurt.
- Hey, yurts. I know from yurts.
309
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,094
Has yours ever exploded?
310
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,264
It will!
311
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,599
[people in video] No?
312
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,475
[man] Oh, you hate to see that.
313
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,810
Is he crying?
314
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,104
Oh. It's not that bad.
315
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,688
She's pretty.
316
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,317
Oh, thank you. That's... helpful.
317
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,861
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
318
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,280
I told my friends this was a bad idea.
319
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,408
I'm not ready to date.
I'm not ready to be in public.
320
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,702
This must be a nightmare for you.
321
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,705
Hey, I was braced for a nightmare.
Just thought it'd be me.
322
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,457
Mallory, you're gorgeous.
323
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,543
You're so, so nice.
How could you be a nightmare?
324
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,212
Because I have four young children?
325
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,505
Oh, that's how.
326
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,216
Oh, Jumbotron Guy does jokes.
327
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,386
[chuckles] Jumbotron Guy
was actually a lot of fun to be around
328
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,139
before Jimmy Kimmel
did a remix of him crying.
329
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:36,435
Well, congrats. You're on a date
with the one person who hadn't seen this.
330
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,312
So isn't that good luck?
331
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,398
Shouldn't we get some drinks
to celebrate at least that?
332
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,816
[chuckles]
333
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,276
Okay, yeah.
334
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,444
Okay.
335
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:46,527
[cell phone chimes]
336
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,035
[whispers] Bitch.
337
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,204
- [bells ringing softly]
- [waves crashing]
338
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,254
Can't believe that little
Friday Night Light is your brother.
339
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,465
Yeah. I know.
340
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,716
Right?
341
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,719
Look... [clears throat]
342
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,638
I'm in a tough spot.
343
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,016
Luke doesn't want to go home, as in ever.
344
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,102
Does his mom even know he's here?
345
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,812
I called her. She knows he's safe,
346
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,231
but he refuses
to get on the phone with her.
347
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,274
So make him. What is he, 80 pounds?
348
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,860
He's surprisingly strong.
349
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,112
- Is that...
- Yeah.
350
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,275
- That's his work.
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,614
[Brianna] Oh.
352
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:35,035
Okay, if I help you, will you
leave me alone here with my dead dogs?
353
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,121
- Done.
- Great. Lukey!
354
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,623
Hey, can you and your ball come in here?
355
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,003
Don't hurt him.
356
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:47,798
What?
357
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,342
Come sit down next to Auntie Brianna.
358
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,723
[chuckles]
359
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,103
Can you read this? What does it say?
360
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,479
"No drama, please."
361
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,859
I use this to mislead people
because the truth is, I love drama.
362
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,236
If you don't work things out
with your nice, Southern mom,
363
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,531
I'll call her and tell her
you are watching episodes of Girls
364
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,450
in a house full of erotic Judaica.
365
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,036
You can call her
and tell her whatever you want.
366
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,579
I don't care.
367
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,122
You have to care.
368
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,374
Your mom does.
You really have to call her.
369
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,419
No, I don't.
I don't want to talk to her ever again.
370
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,795
You have no idea what it's like
371
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,381
to have one of your parents
lie to you your whole life!
372
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,761
[both snicker, laugh]
373
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,516
Ah.
374
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,894
[indistinct chatter]
375
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,359
He didn't go to his yurt.
376
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,529
It's a good thing, too,
'cause it's gonna explode!
377
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,283
Oh, excuse me, may I borrow that phone?
378
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,620
I won't be long, I just have to make
an angry international call.
379
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,916
That's not a phone, genius.
It's a pressed fig bar.
380
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,542
Well, you can have mine.
381
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,419
No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
382
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,005
You're not hungry? What's wrong?
383
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,673
What's wrong?
384
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,511
That guy thinks I've suddenly become
one of those yoga Beckys
385
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,847
who comes here, makes a bracelet
and calls herself enlightened.
386
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,225
And I am! But it's real with me.
387
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,852
Frankie, why are you obsessing
about this person?
388
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,231
I'm obsessing? You just tried
to call Japan on a brownie.
389
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,316
I think you need another workshop.
390
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,860
No, I need to start acting like me again.
391
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,363
I made a fool of myself
in front of Nick and his mother,
392
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,950
and now I'm here
in this mountaintop Petri dish.
393
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,495
I'm tired, I'm old,
and I got bug bites on my ass.
394
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,123
If you didn't use the DEET, that's on you,
395
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,291
'cause they left it
in our room for a reason.
396
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,751
All of this is your fault.
397
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,837
- My fault?
- Yes!
398
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:54,007
If I hadn't tried your big grand gesture,
I wouldn't be feeling so awful.
399
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,969
Jesus. Why is everybody
on my case today?
400
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,430
Well, maybe you should take
a good, hard look at that.
401
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,142
[Frankie] Oh, no, you're not storming out.
I'm storming out.
402
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,811
I'm storming out
and I know exactly where I'm going.
403
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,312
[Frankie] So do I!
404
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,316
Excuse me, do you know where
I could find a map of the property?
405
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,779
Listen, you potato sack of Lyme disease,
406
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,322
if you don't give me my phone,
407
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,785
I'm gonna cut you open
so I can watch the lentils spill out!
408
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,418
Why don't you like me anymore?
409
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,380
Ma'am! Please don't throw
the suggestion box at me.
410
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,007
I can just give you your phone back.
411
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,383
You can?
412
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,344
This is a spiritual retreat, not a jail.
413
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,929
It's kind of a jail.
414
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,975
Most people want to spend the weekend
without a phone.
415
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,020
You know, to focus on what really matters.
416
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,355
That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
417
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,689
[sighs]
418
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,817
Oh, were you waiting for a text
from someone?
419
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,361
- Yeah.
- A guy?
420
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,821
Yeah.
421
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,282
It's been almost two days.
422
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,617
Oof.
423
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,994
He's not going to text me back, is he?
424
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:05,786
Probably not.
425
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,498
I get it.
426
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,753
I came to this place after a nervous
breakdown... named Jeremy.
427
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,047
And you got through it without booze?
428
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,299
Actually, no.
429
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,093
Here.
430
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,722
I keep this for Jer-mergencies.
431
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,558
It's contraband,
but looks likes you could use it.
432
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,060
Oh, God. Thank you.
433
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,353
- Any time.
- [inhales] Yeah.
434
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,439
Hey, I hope that guy wises up
and comes running back.
435
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,651
- I hope Jeremy does too.
- Oh, no.
436
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,153
Thanks, but he got real bald.
437
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,259
[Frankie] You don't know my life now.
438
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,787
I fought City Hall
and raised hell at a pharmacy!
439
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,997
I have a pretty clear picture.
440
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,041
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
441
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,461
I'd say, from your ethical booties
and your green car,
442
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,505
you're still a vegan, but you cheat.
443
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,675
Only if I know the Doritos
have been raised humanely.
444
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,634
Mm-hmm.
445
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:04,763
I bet your idea of charity
is a check to the whales once a year.
446
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,976
It's a snow leopard, his name is Terrence,
and I get email updates bimonthly.
447
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,105
And I bet that you spent
the Cheney administration inside,
448
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,274
watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
449
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,317
It was a subversive show!
450
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,027
There was a talking cat!
451
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:23,031
And he represented
the dismantling of the social order!
452
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,783
Look, it's not personal.
453
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,537
I know a lot of people
from those days who have changed.
454
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,624
You still dress the part,
but it's not authentic anymore.
455
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,126
- You know what?
- Hmm?
456
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,212
Nothing is more boring
than people who walk around
457
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,048
telling other people
how inauthentic they are.
458
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,718
That's why all the record stores closed!
459
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,512
Look, you started this conversation.
460
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,014
And let me finish it!
461
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:51,226
If you think hanging around an ashram
for years makes you the Maharishi,
462
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,352
it doesn't.
463
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,773
It makes you
a 75-year-old asshole in a caftan
464
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,984
hiding from the real world.
465
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,361
Congratulations.
466
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,281
That's the first real thing
I've heard you say.
467
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:07,909
Congratulate me on the second,
you've aged poorly.
468
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,994
You've aged great.
469
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,663
You look like a human Subaru.
470
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,206
You want to come to my yurt?
471
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,624
Hell yes!
472
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,087
Come on.
473
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,883
When my ex and I split,
I was a total wreck.
474
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:26,094
Oh, yeah? You get flop sweat every
time you hear "Y'all Ready for This"?
475
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,221
No, but equally sad,
476
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,473
last Valentine's Day,
477
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:34,561
I called the soft-rock station
and dedicated a Sia song to myself...
478
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,313
in an accent.
479
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,814
[laughs]
What kind of accent?
480
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,360
It was like
an Indian-Irish-Caribbean kind of deal.
481
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,278
And it sort of changed as I spoke,
482
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,988
- so I ended up sounding drunk.
- Huh.
483
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,466
- Yeah.
- I'll just leave this here.
484
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,616
- Oh, thank you.
- Hey, um...
485
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,243
How about I get this one
and you get the next one?
486
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,706
Well, the truth is...
487
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,210
There is no next one.
488
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,378
No. I... [sighs]
489
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,798
You know, I'm really not ready
to be in public right now.
490
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,342
I think maybe you're being paranoid.
491
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,677
Three people are filming us as we speak.
492
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,138
Wow. Yeah...
493
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:18,188
Besides, I got my heart broken pretty bad
and everybody saw it.
494
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:22,025
And I think I just need to take some time
and maybe grow a beard.
495
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:23,985
I get it.
496
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,905
You're really great. I'm so sorry.
497
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,409
Please, don't be. Go, I got this.
498
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,954
But you might want to leave
through the kitchen.
499
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:36,039
Thank you.
500
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:38,708
[Jess groans]
501
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,129
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
502
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,382
Yep. Bye-bye.
503
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,010
I'm sorry. I have to give you money.
504
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,847
- No, that's all right. It's on me.
- [sighs]
505
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,682
That was a terrible first date.
506
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,683
Yeah, it was bad.
507
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,101
No offense. I just...
508
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,269
None taken.
509
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,187
- Yeah.
- Thank you for the drinks.
510
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,647
- Sure.
- Okay.
511
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,693
- You wanna go out sometime?
- No, thanks!
512
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:05,986
Okay!
513
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,155
So your dads were doing it?
514
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,324
Yeah, for 20 years.
515
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:14,035
That's two decades of lies, kid.
516
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,163
And weird, lame excuses like,
517
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,249
"I was just checking your dad for crumbs."
518
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,293
I hate dishonesty.
519
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,336
Why do you even talk to them anymore?
520
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,588
That's a great question.
521
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,756
Because we're family.
522
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,135
And... And that's what you do
for people that love you.
523
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:33,096
And you know your mom loves you.
524
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,347
But she lied.
525
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,933
Yeah, I know.
526
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,185
Our dads lied, too.
527
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,812
My dad way more convincingly
than his dad.
528
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:45,317
But they did it because they were
trying to keep their families together.
529
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:50,530
And yeah, it was fucked up and wrong
in a million different ways,
530
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:54,117
but they were trying to protect us
like your mom was.
531
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,119
But she lied about you.
532
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,455
That doesn't piss you off at all?
533
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,707
Yeah, it did.
534
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:05,921
Um, it took a lot of processing
in a time that I couldn't afford therapy.
535
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,510
She was afraid of hurting you.
536
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:15,055
I didn't like it, but I got it.
537
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,308
[scoffs] She, uh...
538
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,434
[inhales]
539
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,394
She is probably worried sick.
540
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,480
And my dad, too.
541
00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:24,814
And my brothers.
542
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,901
And my basset hound, Joyce.
543
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,110
So call her.
544
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,323
Even if you're mad at her,
do it for Joyce.
545
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:35,991
Okay.
546
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,786
[inhales]
547
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:40,704
Thanks, man.
548
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,708
No problem.
549
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,591
[sobbing]
550
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,842
Oh, my God.
551
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,638
Did I make you cry?
552
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,973
No.
553
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,142
I got bored and I started reading
the backs of the DVDs.
554
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,228
[sniffling, sobbing]
555
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,480
Why?!
556
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:08,358
Why do dogs have to die?
557
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,903
[Grace] And out.
558
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,406
[crickets chirping]
559
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,326
[owl hoots]
560
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,205
In...
561
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,585
and out.
562
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,668
[exhales]
563
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,795
[hiccups]
564
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,548
This is all bullshit.
565
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,592
[Babe laughs] You're telling me.
566
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,052
Babe?
567
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,804
What are you doing here?
568
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,515
Oh, my God, am I dead?
569
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,851
In some ways.
570
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,687
[chuckles]
I'm here because you summoned me...
571
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:50,233
and because that kid makes the gin
you're drinking in a bathroom.
572
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,777
It does taste a little toilet-y.
[chuckles]
573
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,196
[sighs]
574
00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:00,785
- It's good to see you, Babe.
- Oh, you too, sugar.
575
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:04,789
So, what's the news?
For what purpose am I being conjured?
576
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:08,126
I don't know. I screwed up with a guy.
577
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,588
You're probably here to tell me,
"Better to have loved and lost,
578
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:14,591
- then never..."
- Oh, no, that's crap. It can't be that.
579
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,885
I think I'm here to tell you
580
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,889
that you have been in love
with Frankie this whole time.
581
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,515
Well, it's definitely not that.
582
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,808
[Babe laughs]
583
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:28,229
She said she'd give me 20 bucks
if I appeared to you and said that.
584
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,148
[chuckles]
585
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,567
Let me tell you a story, Grace.
586
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:36,154
I was floating along the astral plane
the other day
587
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,530
and my turban blew off.
588
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,240
It was my best turban!
589
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:43,578
And as it unraveled and unraveled,
I thought... [clicks tongue]
590
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,414
"There goes the best part of me."
591
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,126
But it isn't even a part of me,
it's a hat.
592
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,836
Where you going with this, Babe?
593
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,674
Yeah, I think I lost the thread
for a minute there.
594
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:56,633
Wait.
595
00:27:56,716 --> 00:28:00,512
Nick is the hat, right?
596
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,222
Because he's blowing away.
597
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:07,560
Well, he may be blowing away,
but the hat is not the point.
598
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:12,524
The best-part-of-you part is the point.
What is the best part of you?
599
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,025
My cheek bones?
600
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,319
Frankie.
601
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,445
[scoffs]
602
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,197
How the hell did that happen?
603
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,949
I don't know, but it did.
604
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,078
So, if Nick comes back
605
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:27,706
and you two hook it up for real...
606
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,710
Then what happens to Frankie?
607
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,961
Bingo.
608
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,547
So what do I do?
609
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,631
Beats me.
610
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:41,511
I don't know if you know this, but you're
alone in the woods tripping balls.
611
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,371
What are you doing here?
612
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,539
It's not Tuesday.
613
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,499
Oh, I'm here for somebody else.
614
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,335
PS Your bloomers are on backwards.
615
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,462
How did you...
616
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:18,923
I'm dead, I've got X-ray vision!
617
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,759
[laughs]
618
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,141
I know that Sambadha
wasn't your style, Grace,
619
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,311
but I hope you took something away
from your stay.
620
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,772
- [sighs] Giardia comes to mind.
- [Frankie] Oh, sorry!
621
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,108
Sorry, I was saying goodbye
to the silence.
622
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:40,111
- [sighs] Oh, thank you, Rita.
- Uh-huh.
623
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,448
Oh, God, Grace, you look like
you slept in the woods.
624
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,908
I did.
625
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,870
Why didn't you come find me?
Did you not notice I wasn't in the room?
626
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,289
No, I thought the silence
from your bunk
627
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,709
was haterade on my goodnight slam poem.
628
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,046
My God, Grace. What were you doing
in the woods all night?
629
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,465
Okay. Bye, Rita!
630
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:01,758
[Frankie whispers]
Bye, Rita.
631
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,806
[KC & the Sunshine Band's
"Sound Your Funky Horn" playing on radio]
632
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,354
Are we cool?
633
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,940
Yeah, we're cool.
634
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:21,986
Next time, you pick the place.
I know Sambadha didn't do it for you.
635
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,240
To be honest? It may have done something.
636
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:28,076
I talked to Babe last night.
637
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,829
So that's what she's doing here.
638
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,121
What'd she say?
639
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,498
Oh, I don't know.
640
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,375
Typical Babe stuff.
641
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,377
She talked a lot about her turban.
642
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,295
Oy, with the turban again!
643
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:43,716
[inhales] So, what happened
with you and Malibu Lurch?
644
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,634
[Frankie] Who?
645
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,344
Oh, oh, Leo.
646
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,596
I didn't give him another thought.
647
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,973
Fuck him, right?
648
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,183
Yep. Pretty much.
649
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,895
[cell phone chimes]
650
00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:00,316
Go ahead. Quit playing it cool. Read it!
651
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:08,241
"You ruined my trip.
Can't stop thinking about you.
652
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:11,077
On my way back from Japan."
653
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,621
And that's from Nick?
654
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,956
Yes. It's from Nick.
655
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,208
Well, that's great, right?
656
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,128
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
657
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,380
Then we have to crank this up!
658
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:24,716
[volume increases]
659
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,897
♪ Everybody sound your funky horn ♪
660
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:41,983
♪ Come on, get down ♪
661
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:48,114
♪ Everybody sound your funky horn ♪
662
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,533
♪ Come on, get down ♪
663
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,870
♪ Bass man, Mr. Drummer ♪
664
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,958
♪ Keep a smile on your face ♪
665
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,004
♪ And get down, Mr. Conga ♪
666
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:07,467
♪ Keep on keeping a steady pace ♪
667
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:15,558
♪ Everybody sound your funky horn ♪
668
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,518
♪ Come on, get down ♪
669
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:20,980
[woman] Okay, good night.