1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,259 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,478 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh ♪ 10 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,719 [chuckles] 11 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:56,598 So... how does this baby compare to your yurt? 12 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:59,142 Similar. Less exploded. 13 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:01,895 [chuckles] Oh, I miss yurting. 14 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,608 It's much more honest than living in a... beach house. 15 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,027 - Huh? - [sighs] 16 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,196 Now, let's rustle up some breakfast. 17 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,280 Yeah! 18 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,413 [sighs] 19 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,582 Oh. 20 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:23,875 What a view. 21 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,838 Ah. 22 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,883 And that's why corporations are people. 23 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,344 - What in God's name? - [Nick] You disagree? 24 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,931 No, Frankie's back and she's dug up Jerry Garcia. 25 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,351 Grace, Nick. 'Sup? 26 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,479 - 'Sup with the tiki-hut? - What's up with your face? 27 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,898 This is the woman I was telling you about. 28 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,983 I thought you said her hair was snakes. 29 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,485 She has notes on my hair? 30 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,112 My name's Nick. 31 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,030 My hair's hair. My shoes are snakes. 32 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,907 Leo. My shoes are feet. 33 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,451 Now that all the unpleasantries are done. 34 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,369 No, but really? 35 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,288 You... You disappear for two days without so much as a phone call? 36 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,456 I was at the ashram. 37 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,667 I gathered as much when I called the ashram 38 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,001 and they said you were there. 39 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,463 I needed space to heal after my harrowing escape 40 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,173 from this spiderweb of lies. 41 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,344 That was my fault. I'm having Dr. Joe send over some apology acid. 42 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:19,097 Leo and I are on a trip of our own now, thanks. 43 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,349 But we never turn down acid. 44 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,643 - Right. Right. - Hmm. 45 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:25,937 - Oh, gosh, we are so in step. - [chuckles] 46 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,398 And you're already sharing clothes. 47 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:31,943 Along with the portable shanty town. 48 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,279 - Is it a FEMA tent? - It's a yurt. 49 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,488 It's Leo's. 50 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,574 And the blankets are mostly yours. 51 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,200 So you two are a thing now? 52 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,745 Don't try to slap your heteronormative cis labels on us. 53 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,373 And yes, we are a thing. 54 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:49,919 All I know is that this magical woman shook something loose in me. 55 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,797 Yeah, I'll bet it was loose before Frankie came on the scene. 56 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,134 Oh, ignore her, Leo. She doesn't get it. She never will. 57 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,763 And you better have bought the groceries I like. 58 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,482 - Know what's funny about us? - Hmm? 59 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,194 We pay the same in taxes. 60 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,447 [Grace] Frankie? 61 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,035 I'm sorry we tried to trick you. You know, I was worried about you. 62 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,078 Oh, because my hand was tired? 63 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,830 Ta-da! [sighs] 64 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,458 The only thing that's a tremor now is my heart. 65 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:32,045 Yeah, I can see that a lump of patchouli could do that to you. [inhales] 66 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,713 Look, you just met this guy. 67 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,799 I've known him since I was in pigtails. 68 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,678 - What? - I rocked pigtails well into my 30s. 69 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,973 Well, how long is Leo's yurt going to rock my patio? 70 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,600 I hate to break it to you, 71 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:50,313 but the last time Leo parked it somewhere, it stayed put for 30 years. 72 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,649 Thank God I'm not gonna live that long. 73 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,959 - Know what, Grace? - [Grace sighs] 74 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,319 I went to Sambadha looking for something, 75 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,238 and I just may have found it. 76 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,989 In a barefoot guru? 77 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,991 That's how I take my guru. 78 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,743 - Look, I like Leo. - [sighs] 79 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,537 It's new, and I'd appreciate your support. 80 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,540 Yeah. Like you supported me when Nick and I were new? 81 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:13,002 Nick has always been my favorite Koch brother. 82 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,838 ["Hail Knight" from Man of La Mancha playing] 83 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,926 ♪ Hail Knight of the woeful countenance ♪ 84 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,845 ♪ Knight of the woeful countenance ♪ 85 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,931 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 86 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,266 ♪ People will know ♪ 87 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,976 ♪ Of the glorious deeds ♪ 88 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,813 ♪ Of the Knight of the woeful ♪ 89 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:35,984 ♪ Countenance ♪ 90 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,783 I don't know what is so interesting on your phone, Peter. 91 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,870 A Zappos sale that should take us straight into break. 92 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,789 Yep, quick ten, everybody! 93 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,001 Who needs some vocal chord therapy? 94 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,210 Oh, yay, Sol's here! 95 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,714 Yay, his shirt is screaming at us. 96 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,091 Are you sure it's not belting at you? 97 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,884 Where did my belt go? 98 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,178 - I think it ran away from your shirt. - [chuckles] 99 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,681 [Oliver] You know who I saw on Grindr yesterday? 100 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,266 - Matt Bomer. - Who? 101 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:11,019 Why would Matt Bomer be on Grindr in San Diego? 102 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,355 I saw that guy from Riverdale on Grindr at my doctor's office. 103 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,692 I go to my doctor's office all the time. 104 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:23,197 Where I read a very tantalizing exposé 105 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,284 about Hollywood's original Latin Lover. 106 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,494 Mmm, Selena Gomez? 107 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,997 Hint: he was Argentinian. 108 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,999 - Pope Francis! - Evita? 109 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,250 Oh, come on. 110 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,336 Fernando Lamas! 111 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,922 The Merry Widow? 112 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,633 Peter, you remember Fernando Lamas. 113 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,135 [chuckles softly] 114 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,387 Don't pull me down with you. 115 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,395 [Barry chuckles] 116 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,231 So, do you miss this? You miss all this J. Crew? 117 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,733 Hey, it's Wet Seal for Men. 118 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,569 [chuckles] It's the same look as year-2000 Barry. 119 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:05,698 That's the exact same shirt that he wore at his Y2Kegger 120 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,868 - where... we bowled. - Epic New Year's. 121 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:10,953 Why does he always want bowl on New Year's? 122 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,956 - So are we gonna see Liz or... - No. She's gonna be late. 123 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,126 She's judging a synchronized swimming tournament. 124 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,878 I think we're all judging that. 125 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:22,006 - [chuckles] Yeah. - Hey, that is a very competitive sport. 126 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,217 - Calm down. - No, she wanted to be here, 127 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,552 because we have some news. [inhales] 128 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,222 We have... [sighs] decided 129 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:32,558 to do our part to over-populate the world. 130 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,143 Oh, my God, you're pregnant! 131 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,520 Calm down. 132 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,772 Not yet, but hopefully soon. 133 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,024 Holy shit, that's awesome. 134 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,692 I know. Yeah. 135 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,405 So, which one of you is gonna, you know... 136 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,572 [imitates explosion] 137 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,117 Me. She called "not it" first. 138 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,200 Oh, I'm sorry. 139 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,995 No, it's okay. I've been looking for an excuse to let myself go. 140 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,039 Me too. [chuckles] 141 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,836 So, I have a big question for you. 142 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,462 Are you... 143 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:05,591 Are you gonna ask me to be the godfather? Because that is an a... 144 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,428 - Don't do your Marlon Brando impression. - I've been working on it. 145 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:09,804 - It's better. - [sighs] 146 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,973 I've heard you. It is not. 147 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:16,269 I'm actually asking you to be the father. 148 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,770 What? 149 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:23,025 I'm sorry. I'm the slightest bit drunk. What did you just say? 150 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:28,781 Liz and I would like your sperm. 151 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,002 Robert, you have guests, they can hear you swearing in here. 152 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:43,337 Well, I don't give a flippin' dang! 153 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,632 Are you being perhaps just a tad immature? 154 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,676 If I were, I'd fit in better. 155 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,970 So it's a younger crowd... [tap running] 156 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,638 they speak a different language. 157 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,807 If you wanted, you could win them over. 158 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,643 With what? A sailor suit and a giant lollipop? 159 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,520 That would get their attention. 160 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,106 But I was thinking of something more like drinkies. 161 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,441 Whatever happened to drinkies? 162 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:08,529 Well, when Peter got his third DUI, we thought it best to put a pin in it. 163 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,114 So, take the pin out. 164 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,659 Don't know. I'm pretty sure he's banned from all the ride-share apps. 165 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,204 Then it's decided. We'll host. 166 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,915 Now... go back out there, Robert. 167 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,625 Go get 'em! 168 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,837 Good gracious, Sol. You sound like a high school football coach. 169 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,589 Miss Schutzer. 170 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,592 I wonder whatever happened to her. 171 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,261 So this is how Leo sees Frankie. 172 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,389 She said it's her essence. 173 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,642 Her essence is leaking all over your floor. 174 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:38,768 Well, then he nailed it. 175 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,853 - [Nick] Oh. - [Grace] Oh. 176 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,857 Oh, God. 177 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,321 [water splashing] 178 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,633 - [Leo] Oh, my God! - [Frankie, Leo laughing] 179 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,825 There's a naked hippie in my pool. 180 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,536 At least he's getting a rinse. 181 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,287 We're surrounded on all sides. 182 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,456 A circus tent blocking my ocean view 183 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,459 and this diphtheria epidemic in my courtyard. 184 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,711 So let's stay at my places for a few days. 185 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,463 - Give them some space. - [clang] 186 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,715 I'm worried she'll explode something. 187 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,552 And if history is any indicator, 188 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,930 the beach house is well within the yurt's blast radius. 189 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,266 Why are you so worked up? Frankie met her match. 190 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,310 If she has someone... it could be good for us. 191 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,146 Yeah, but it may not be good for her. 192 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,941 Doesn't he set off your bullshit detector? 193 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,694 No more than Frankie does, and she's harmless. 194 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,279 Yeah, but I know Frankie. 195 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,322 I don't know him at all. 196 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,118 The last time we questioned her judgment, it only pissed her off. 197 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,828 Let's get to know the guy. 198 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,414 Maybe you'll warm up to him like Frankie warmed up to me. 199 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:44,792 You know who else she warmed up to? Jim Jones! 200 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,044 - She's low-hanging fruit! - Hey. 201 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,006 You might be right to worry. We don't know Leo. 202 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,593 But I do know that if you don't cool it, Frankie ends up with him... 203 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,927 [Frankie laughing in distance] 204 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,012 I know. 205 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,847 I could lose her. 206 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,640 So give him a chance. 207 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,559 [Leo] Cannonball! 208 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:02,727 [water splashes] 209 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,937 Well, now we know he's not circumcised. 210 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,689 There's your icebreaker. 211 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:07,773 [laughs] 212 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:12,236 Thanks, all, for this marginally productive use of our time. 213 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,157 Uh... Uh, fellas. 214 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:20,745 If all of you are free after rehearsal tomorrow night, 215 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,830 how would you like to come over for drinkies? 216 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,877 It's a New Lear Theatre tradition... of drinking. [chuckles] 217 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,420 Too much, some might say. 218 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:32,757 And in Peter's case, the state of California would agree. 219 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,176 And Nevada. I'm in. 220 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,553 Alcohol does numb my leg pain. 221 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,805 Shall we say eight o'clock? 222 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,849 So I love the area that we're in here, 223 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,452 but guess who's making a surprise appearance 224 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,436 tomorrow night at Club Rampage? It's Ke$ha! 225 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,813 Shut up! Ke$ha's my Britney! 226 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,025 Yeah. So, drinkies with Ke$ha? 227 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,987 But... parking is free here. 228 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,822 Everything is free here. 229 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,658 And there's parking. 230 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,285 Robert, it's Ke$ha. Stop sleeping on Ke$ha! 231 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,620 [mouths] You're going. 232 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,705 [chuckles] 233 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,458 Ke$ha is a recording artist, yes? 234 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,503 I can't tell if you're joking or sad. 235 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,630 Yes. 236 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,137 Mmm. 237 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,765 I want to meet the wizard 238 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:27,144 that made that chicken parmigiana out of vegetables and bird seed. 239 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,022 I just want to meet any wizard. 240 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,108 Oh, you have powers of your own. 241 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,652 You pushed a button on a phone, 242 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,363 20 minutes later, this vegan feast appeared. 243 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,740 It's called Postmates and I invented it, 244 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:44,120 but I didn't tell anyone I invented it, so then someone else did. 245 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,623 If I knew all this was a button away... 246 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,208 Oh. 247 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,752 That's why I've gone soft. 248 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,589 I've been sleeping with the enemy and eating with the enemy 249 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,508 and letting the enemy do my taxes. 250 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,135 Don't be so hard on yourself. 251 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,805 You didn't have the spartan life of the ashram to keep you honest. 252 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:08,477 Well, something has got to snap me out of this beautiful bourgeois nightmare. 253 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,896 Something's got to keep me from getting lured into it, 254 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,190 'cause I'm really getting into Ray Donovan. 255 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,110 - Oh, well, Liev Schreiber is so... - Oh! 256 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,946 ...multi-talented and hand... - Yeah, yeah. 257 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,699 Nice try, Satan! 258 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,492 - Damn it. - [groans] 259 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,412 If we want our lives to be about something bigger, 260 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,416 we need to drill down to what's most important to us. 261 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,461 [sighs] How can we do that? 262 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,966 Cacao. 263 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,719 Hell yes. 264 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,900 I was just doing the exact same thing at my desk. [chuckles] 265 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:59,153 Well, I don't pay you to play with fidget spinners. 266 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,739 I haven't paid myself in many months. 267 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,534 Of course you haven't. That's why everyone wants to have a baby with you. 268 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,786 [scoffs] 269 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,873 Look... I get that this is a big deal. 270 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,083 It's a big deal. 271 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,752 Erin is my oldest friend. 272 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,062 Thought your mom was your oldest friend. 273 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,589 For your information, my dad is my oldest friend, 274 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,591 my mom is my first girlfriend. 275 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,302 Boy, who wouldn't want your genetic material? 276 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:27,515 Oh, come on. I'm tall. I'm smart. And technically, I have two girlfriends. 277 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,018 Okay, what happens when this kid grows up and asks who their father is? 278 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,229 You heard Erin. [stammers] 279 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,730 I'm Uncle Barry. 280 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,899 I'm only as involved as I want to be. 281 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,192 You're always involved. 282 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,587 You're on the neighborhood watch for places you don't live. 283 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,947 You always have time for anyone with a clipboard. 284 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:43,864 They work so hard. 285 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,075 You'll teach this girl how to play catch 286 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,369 or buy this little boy his first dress. 287 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,954 What about when he grows up? 288 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,375 This is a fuck-ton to ask of someone. 289 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,627 I know it's a fuck-ton to ask of you. 290 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,295 So don't do it. 291 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:02,007 Look, when we got together for real, 292 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,929 I took the idea of having kids, tucked it away on a shelf in the garage. 293 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,558 And I'm okay with that because I want to be with you. 294 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,479 You have no idea how much I appreciate you doing that for me. 295 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,940 But now I have this chance to, 296 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,276 in some small way, 297 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,610 be a dad. 298 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,406 And it might be my only shot. 299 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,372 Has the space been cleansed? 300 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,959 Spiritually, yes, but the wine stain that looks like Ernest Borgnine 301 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,836 is there for life, I'm afraid. 302 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,755 - I have the sacred vessel. - Oh. 303 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,550 - Did you wash the chili out of it? - Yes. 304 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,553 Did you by chance do all the dishes? 305 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,845 [chuckles] 306 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,159 [whispers] They haven't seen us. Quick, let's jump out the window. 307 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,728 Come on. You can do this. 308 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,106 [clicks tongue] 309 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,568 Well, what's going on here? 310 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,445 You having a fondue party? 311 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,448 Oh, Grace. What you don't know could fill your crystal vase, 312 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,950 which I broke earlier today and I'm sorry. 313 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,621 That's okay, I'm sure another one of my grandmothers will die. 314 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,706 Anyway... 315 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,582 [inhales] 316 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,878 We were hoping the two of you would join us for dinner tonight. 317 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,172 You know, at that very nice vegan place on the shore. 318 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,257 Postmates? It's delicious. 319 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,927 Unfortunately, it's called Branch. 320 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,888 Unfortunately, it's called Bark. I heard Moby eats there. 321 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,934 Oh, yes, I know. I've seen the blurry pictures of him on Yelp. 322 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,852 - So? - We can't. 323 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,938 We're having a cacao ceremony. 324 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:39,855 That's our cue. 325 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,483 To say that sounds like fun and... 326 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,443 [Grace sighs] 327 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,364 Maybe we could join you. 328 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,449 For a journey into your soul? 329 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:54,203 Man, you must really want to get back on my good side. 330 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,414 Lady Cacao does welcome all searchers. 331 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,124 Then it's a date. Super! 332 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,252 So what do we do? Stick our hands in it or what? 333 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,505 Your mind hands. 334 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,048 Oh, fuck. 335 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,385 [Leo] This is ceremonial-grade cacao: 336 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,136 raw, bitter, 337 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,347 and blessed in the ancient Mayan tradition 338 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,432 by Shaman Brad. 339 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,101 So, it's chocolate. 340 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,061 Great, I'm a fiend. 341 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,648 I stash Godiva bars on all my help, just to have it on hand. 342 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,568 If you both are done, Lady Cacao would like your attention. 343 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,739 Before we drink, we must each set an intention for our lives. 344 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,116 A what? 345 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:35,160 Just write down something you want and stick it in the bowl. 346 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,373 [sighs] 347 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,043 Hope I got this ratio right. 348 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,713 The last time I did this, it was for 400 people. 349 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:49,341 - Are any of those people still alive? - [Leo] A good amount. 350 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,472 To Lady Cacao. 351 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,313 Wait. Anything in here will interfere with my statins? 352 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,525 This is drug free and non-psychoactive. 353 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,486 Yep, totally cool. 354 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,154 [Nick] Hmm. 355 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,367 [club music playing] 356 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,327 [overlapping chatter] 357 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,127 Y'all, I just found this molly on the floor of the party bus! 358 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,795 I'm gonna take it! [laughs] 359 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,840 [indistinct voices] 360 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,342 - My God. - Robert, you made it! 361 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,638 Yes, I should have known the entrance would be an unmarked door in an alley. 362 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,558 A break-dancing twink kicked me in the head. It was incredible. 363 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:40,976 It sounds great. 364 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,063 Someone threw up on a table, but as soon as they clean it off, it's ours. 365 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,941 I'll be right in. I'm just going to take some "Polly." 366 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,401 [whispers] Okay. 367 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,951 Hey, Daddy, can I direct you to the grown-ups' table? 368 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,912 [muffled music playing] 369 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,415 [indistinct song playing] 370 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,069 [man 1] Oh, no, don't be fooled! 371 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,427 Bar's open. 372 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,888 Newcomers get a free cheeseburger with their first drink. 373 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,308 Can I have a scotch on the rocks, please? 374 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,776 You know, they were roommates for 12 years. 375 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,694 "Confirmed bachelors." 376 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,907 I understand Cary Grant confirmed things with a few handsome bachelors. 377 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,159 Some of those confirmations began right here. 378 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 379 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,122 [Robert] Well, I'll be. 380 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,587 Have you by any chance ever heard of Fernando Lamas? 381 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,547 Oh, sure. 382 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,466 I was so jealous of his affair with Lana Turner 383 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,303 that I gave her a mustache in my Legends of Hollywood calendar. 384 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,639 My mother took my copy away. 385 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,892 Didn't work, Ma. I'm talking to a man in leather. 386 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,812 [knocking on door] 387 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,150 - Hi. - Hi. 388 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,993 Is my dad here? He's not answering his phone, 389 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,195 and I need someone to tell me it's okay to be selfish. 390 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,156 I'm afraid he's at a club. 391 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,369 Sorry, I asked where my dad is. 392 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,247 An outing with his theater group. They're seeing Ke$ha! 393 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,749 Okay. 394 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,420 - Bye, Sol. - No, no, what's going on? 395 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,922 Just... [sighs] 396 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:39,219 You know, Barry's friend asked for his sperm and I'm gonna go kill myself. 397 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,888 Oh, that old chestnut. 398 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,598 Yeah, so... 399 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,810 - Anyway... - Want to see my new dog? 400 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,270 No, thank you. 401 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,566 - Want to break into your dad's scotch? - Yes. 402 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,360 I'll take a peek at that dog, too. 403 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,541 Oh, thank you for going with me on that Five Elements Dance journey. 404 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,002 And thank you for putting your fingers in my mouth. 405 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,378 That was a little weird. 406 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,840 Now that our hearts are open, time to share our life intentions. 407 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,885 Oh, I [stammering] wasn't aware we were sharing. 408 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:24,765 Well, it would be a pretty stupid ceremony if we didn't read them aloud, Grace. 409 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,725 Oh, that's the stupid part. [scoffs] 410 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,810 Just for that, you're gonna go first. 411 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,856 No, I'll go. 412 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,900 [Nick groans] 413 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,405 "I'd love to get the SEC off my back." 414 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,032 Why is the SEC on your back? 415 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,992 'Cause they're a bunch of nerds. 416 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:49,623 Wow, I've never heard the SEC mentioned in a cacao ceremony before. 417 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,959 I thought this was supposed to be a safe space. 418 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,921 Leo is just not used to breaking bread with capitalists. 419 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,132 Is there bread? 'Cause I got to say, this chocolate isn't sitting right. 420 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,676 None of this is sitting right. 421 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,011 - Let me show you how it's done. - [sighs] 422 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:08,475 "I want to start living a life I will be proud of in the end." 423 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,270 What's that supposed to mean? 424 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,272 Maybe I've taken a wrong turn. 425 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,564 You mean with me? 426 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,066 I'm the wrong turn you took? 427 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,734 I'm just being honest. 428 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,945 You want to see honesty? 429 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,117 "I want to get through this caca ceremony without killing Frankie." 430 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:31,456 I'm gonna take Leo outside and explain to him why it's better to be outside. 431 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,165 Now that you're up. 432 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,126 [Leo groans] 433 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,462 Thanks a lot. 434 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,630 Oh, I'm sorry! 435 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,008 Am I doing your bullshit ceremony wrong? 436 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,971 Am I losing points because I didn't bring my own dirty yurt or seeping bust? 437 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:50,600 No, you're losing points because you don't take me seriously, as is your wont. 438 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,353 No, Frankie, what I don't take seriously 439 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,315 is looking for answers in terrible chocolate. 440 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,734 I take you very seriously. 441 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,279 Then why can't you understand I'm searching for something? 442 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:06,533 I do. I just don't understand why you're searching for it everywhere but here. 443 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,493 If it were here, I would've found it already. 444 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,705 You can't even find your glasses when they're on top of your head! 445 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,250 I'm talking about something with meaning. Something that matters. 446 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,353 I thought you and I were doing something with meaning. 447 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,547 You know, I thought helping older women masturbate mattered. 448 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,798 It does. 449 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,383 I thought we mattered. 450 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,593 We do. 451 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,179 Well, then stop acting like we don't. 452 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,105 Have Erin and her wife considered a sperm bank? 453 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,317 Nah, they want to know the guy, which, I guess, is a thing. 454 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,610 Barry's a catch. 455 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:46,865 He's so nice and funny and tall. What is he, six-foot-four? 456 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:50,077 Sol, I already have lesbians after him. Don't need you as well. 457 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,287 He wants to do this though, right? 458 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:57,125 Yes, but Barry also thought he wanted to be a fedora guy for a while. 459 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,627 Oh, God, I remember. 460 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,088 [inhales] Maybe show Erin some pictures of that? 461 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,672 Erin. Agh. 462 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,633 I hope she gets hit by a plane. 463 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,427 Sorry, I didn't mean that. 464 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,680 Why do I all of a sudden hate this woman? I've always liked her. 465 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,391 She knows how to bag on Barry. 466 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,768 'Cause this is a primal thing you're dealing with. 467 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,270 And I've been all caught up in that before. 468 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,066 When Frankie and I were trying to have kids and couldn't... 469 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:24,236 it almost broke us up. We didn't know where to turn. 470 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,030 See? Exactly. It's the kind of stuff that breaks people up. 471 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:32,411 And if Barry does this for Erin, they will share this crazy bond. 472 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,246 And I'll always be on the outside. 473 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,664 No, you won't. 474 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,707 Because you and Barry will always have 475 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,210 this incredible thing that you did for him. 476 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,842 It'd be pretty incredible of me, huh? 477 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,260 Yes, it would. 478 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,638 Never been the generous one in a relationship before. 479 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,557 And you still won't be. 480 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,683 Good. 481 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,148 She totally Wizard of Oz'd me. 482 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:05,735 It turns out the thing I was looking for was here the whole time. 483 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,320 Cacao never lies. 484 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,447 I know. 485 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,450 We never read your intention. 486 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:15,245 It was, "I want to help Frankie find her way." 487 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,621 Oh. 488 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,248 You did. 489 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,500 I guess my work is done here. 490 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,752 Sambadha is calling. 491 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,046 I want to give you something. 492 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,343 Your left eye. 493 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:33,597 In gratitude for bringing me to clarity. 494 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,516 Thank you. That is really moving. 495 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,854 Of course, you realize I can't hang it 'cause I don't have any walls. 496 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,647 Well, then give it back to me. 497 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,318 - I couldn't possibly... - Oh! 498 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,993 [indistinct song playing] 499 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,999 I notice I'm not in vogue with the dress code here. 500 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,251 May I ask how you came to leather? 501 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,172 Most of my life I was treated as if I wasn't a real man 502 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:09,174 because I like men. 503 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,593 Then a few years ago, a friend introduced me to this, 504 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,179 and it just felt right. 505 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,307 I was finally able to express my masculinity 506 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,309 in a way that made sense to me. 507 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,853 I guess I'm making up for lost time now. 508 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,481 Well, theater was my leather... 509 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,692 until my junior thespian friends 510 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,654 - tried to take me to Rampage. - Ow! 511 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,406 That place isn't for anyone who remembers both Darrins. 512 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,550 It certainly wasn't for me. 513 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,160 Ah, let the young enjoy their youth. 514 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,205 As long as I can enjoy my old age in a place like this. 515 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,499 You should have seen this in its heyday. 516 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,125 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 517 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:47,295 There was a big piano and everyone would sing and dance. 518 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,089 - The worse, the better. - [laughs] 519 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,800 - He says that because he was the worse. - [laughs] 520 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,387 Boy, I wish I was here then. 521 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:59,849 Of course, I would have been one of those confirmed bachelors. 522 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,018 But it's nice the way it is now, too. 523 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,437 Well, enjoy it while you still can. 524 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,231 It's closing down for good next month. 525 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,109 No, I live here now. 526 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,574 [door slams] 527 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,784 Oh. 528 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,536 - [Frankie] Uh-oh! Uh-oh! - [clattering] 529 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,580 A little help, please! 530 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,456 What the hell are you doing? 531 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,000 What does it look like? 532 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,044 I'm putting my head down the garbage disposal. 533 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,629 - [machine stops] - [sighs] 534 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,256 Let me do the honors. 535 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,383 Be my guest. [exhales] 536 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,885 Oh, no! We have to do it right. 537 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,765 Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. 538 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,267 Now you. 539 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,520 Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. 540 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,605 [both sigh] 541 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:54,029 Ah! It was really an amazing likeness. 542 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,905 I see the yurt's gone. 543 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:59,034 And with it, its most enigmatic inhabitant. 544 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,494 Are you okay with that? 545 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,330 It was time for him to go. 546 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,373 Thank you for kicking me in the ass. 547 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,542 Hey, I'm ready to kick anytime. 548 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,627 [Frankie chuckles] 549 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,880 You do realize that you've destroyed our disposal, right? 550 00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:15,342 Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. 551 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,846 Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. Goodbye, head. 552 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:24,225 ♪ Everything will be all right This morning ♪ 553 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:28,938 ♪ Everything will be all right tonight ♪ 554 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:34,444 ♪ Everything will be all right This morning ♪ 555 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:37,113 ♪ Everything gonna be all right ♪ 556 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,285 ♪ I caught some flak And it near had me buried ♪ 557 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,829 ♪ I stank of failure and it did me in ♪ 558 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,956 ♪ I was ready to crawl down in a bucket ♪ 559 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,917 ♪ Swim with the maggots Of the garbage bin ♪ 560 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:49,834 ♪ Wait up ♪ 561 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,128 ♪ Someone shouting From the skies up above me ♪ 562 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,673 ♪ I had to, had to peek over the rim ♪ 563 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,133 ♪ Lo and behold! An angel before me ♪ 564 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,511 ♪ Singing the words of Carole King ♪ 565 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:03,723 ♪ When you're down You've got a friend ♪ 566 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,809 ♪ Get up and sing ♪ 567 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,477 [woman] Okay, good night.