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"Roomies"? "Roomies"?
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Who seem to feel we owe them
'cause our toilet blew up their house.
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We should find out why, right?
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Unless we want
all our customers living with us.
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But that doesn't give them the right
to use our house like a beach hotel.
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They'll come to their senses
after a week of over-priced pancakes.
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Gotta get them out
before they change into soft pants.
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-Once those are cinched--
-Send them to a real hotel.
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And pay with what?
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My credit cards don't work,
yours never work.
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Not like we can use
the money in the freezer--
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Shit. The money in the freezer.
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We gotta get it out.
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Why would they look for money
in our freezer?
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Because you told them to.
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If they find it,
they'll say we can't spend it.
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Or worse, want it for their new floors.
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As if they need floors.
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What are they, feet?
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-Could have been worse, Sol.
-Really?
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Right now, I'm wishing we took the cruise
where everyone got botulism.
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I'm saying I'm okay with all this
because I'm here with you.
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And maybe it's a chance
for us to... connect.
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It's been a while.
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Are you really bringing this up now?
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Our floors are waterlogged.
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We may be facing mold, for God's sake.
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But we're in a romantic place.
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There is no chance for romance
in our ex-wives' house.
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Didn't stop us before.
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I know we're in a rush,
but quick feelings check-in.
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I'm feeling irritated
with your feelings check-ins.
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-What about Nick?
-I'm mortified.
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I went from being a woman
who didn't know her husband was gay
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to being a woman who didn't know
her husband was a criminal.
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Not sure it's an upgrade.
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Well, next time, just marry a gay criminal
and check off all the boxes.
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What's going on with your box?
Where's the rest of the money?
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Well, jeez, Grace,
you never hide all the loot in one spot.
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I hid it in four places.
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And I've got a simple system
to remember where they are.
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Each stash is named after the Beatle
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most associated with his hiding place.
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Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks.
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Brilliant? I think so.
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And how stoned were you
when you came up with this?
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-I thought my hand was see-through.
-Frankie!
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Uh, she's not here!
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Yeah. What--?
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What the hell do you want now, Sol?
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And pancakes are 4 bucks.
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Eyes up here, pal.
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Uh...
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Hello?
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This is Agent Karin Fenmore
with the FBI again.
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Mrs. Skolka, we'd like to talk to you.
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Why in God's name
would the FBI wanna talk to you?
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Okay, quick update:
Nick got arrested and is in jail.
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Grace got humiliated and is back here,
and how do we feel about Thai tonight?
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-What?
-We just had Thai.
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Wait, what's this about Nick?
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Brianna, I understand
how me being your supervisor
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is going to be weird, to say the least.
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Not as weird as that time
I saw you tanning your butthole
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but still weird.
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I'll be going back and forth
to headquarters in San Francisco.
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But when I'm here,
I'm going to need a real desk.
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We'll have to share Adam,
and most importantly,
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I'm going to need the respect
that my new position calls for.
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Am I making myself clear?
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Oh. You're still here.
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Did you at least bring me a muffin?
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I am not your muffin girl, Brianna.
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I'm your supervisor.
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But, yes, I brought you a muffin.
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Okay.
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Is there something you wanna say?
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You know...
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Brianna...
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-Because--
-Oh, my God, this is taking so long.
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Shoo. I have work to do.
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Good morning.
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And for our first day
in upside-down world,
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-things look the same.
-I'm assuming you have a purpose.
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I don't think you can assume that.
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But I need to have these papers signed...
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-by Mallory.
-I get to sign something? Fun!
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Bring them here, please?
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Do it. See what happens.
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Do you feel lucky?
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No.
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This is not my first rodeo.
I'll do the talking.
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But we want to talk to you.
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That won't stop her.
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Mrs. Skolka, we came back
to seize the rest of Nick's assets
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and found that the couch
had been ripped up.
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And it concerned us because sometimes
things are hidden in couches.
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You mean like candies and such?
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More like cash.
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Didn't Frankie mention something
about money in the freezer?
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Do you know anything
about the couch, Mrs. Skolka?
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I know I really hated it.
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You can imagine
how I felt about Nick at that moment.
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You took out your anger
at your husband on your couch?
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No, I took out her anger
at her husband on her couch.
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Sure feels like your first rodeo.
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I was doing her emotional work.
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And, yes, it's a way of subtly
robbing her of her feelings,
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and that's on me.
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I think we're done here, Karin.
Good to meet you, Mount Rushmore.
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My problem here is that you two
were the only ones in that apartment.
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Okay, Karin, I know where you're going.
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I'm there, and I'm on my way back.
You see?
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Nobody sees.
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I'm saying we have nothing to hide.
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So you won't mind
if Rushmore and I take a look around.
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Actually, I mind.
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There's a little thing
I call "civil liberties."
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Everyone calls it that.
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And what that means is,
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you don't treat the wife
of the alleged criminal
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-as if she too were a criminal.
-I'm sorry. Who are you?
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I'm her ex-husband.
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And, yes, Grace can be harsh
and often vindictive.
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Lord knows she's had low moments,
mostly due to drink.
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Uh, is this gonna
turn around soon, Robert?
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But she's a woman of principle.
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And she would never lie
to law enforcement.
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And my ex-wife is also
a woman of principle.
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She might lie to law enforcement
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but only for a good reason.
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Neither of them is gonna speak
at our funerals.
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Look, Karin, I'm a lawyer,
and I've got you on unlawful search,
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witness harassment,
and I'm just getting started.
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Might as well leave now
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because you're not turning over
one cushion in this house,
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today, nor next week, or next ever.
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We'll get a search warrant.
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Okay, then, well,
we'll see you tomorrow. How's 10:00?
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Rushmore?
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You're up early, right?
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Uh, perhaps we should show
these nice agents out.
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Actually, I like to sleep in.
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Thanks for coming by.
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God, that was too close for comfort.
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At least we got them
off our trail.
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They're coming back tomorrow.
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And I'll handle the money from now on.
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Gotta get it to a safe place,
then get it out of here.
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What's a safe place
with Sol and Robert around?
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The safe. In my bedroom.
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That they don't know the combination to.
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I'll get the rest of the dough.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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You have a system
so you remember where they are.
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Grace, I don't wanna kick you
when you're down...
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but you probably shouldn't have
put me in charge of that.
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Didn't you used to yell at the kids
for scrounging through the cereal
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to get the prize?
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Prizes have gotten... better.
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Grace, I am really sorry
to hear about Nick.
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Well, I'm really sorry
you heard about it too.
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-And can we not talk about it?
-Hey,
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if you ever need someone
to not talk to, I'm your man.
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It's just...
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you deserve better husbands
than you've had.
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna take your hand out?
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-No.
-All right.
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We don't need to talk about that either.
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Oh, wait a minute. What are you doing?
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I've been ravenous lately
and I don't know why.
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Yes! We have all the fixings here
for a spaghetti and meatball sandwich.
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No. You'll ruin your appetite for dinner.
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Trust me, I'll rally.
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Oh, my sweet Lord,
George has to be in here somewhere.
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Oh, Sol.
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Why do you keep walking into rooms?
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Because I'm ambulatory and curious.
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-What are you looking for?
-Solitude.
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I'm on to you, Frankie.
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What? To what are you referring?
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You gave us the room with the twin beds
instead of the queen
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so we'd be uncomfortable and leave sooner.
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Oh, right.
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Ah, yes, my little Belgian friend,
you are too clever by half.
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But there is more, mademoiselle.
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I also deduced you felt guilty
so you pushed the beds back together.
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That wasn't me.
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Oh.
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I guess Robert did, then.
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I know that "Sol-needs-to-talk" sigh.
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And I'm always here for you.
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But right now,
I'm up against a ticking clock.
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-Why?
-Because we all are, damn it!
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Spill it.
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Okay, so since my prostate surgery...
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Robert and I haven't been,
you know... intimate.
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Now I'm dialed in.
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How's Robert dealing with it?
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Mmm!
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It isn't Robert, it's me.
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I feel like I'm being betrayed
by my own body.
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How can I ever trust
things will be the same?
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What if I'm not the same man?
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I feel like damaged goods.
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No, you're not damaged goods, Sol.
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Your goods just took a knock.
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Let's get good energy going
into that area.
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I could do some Reiki healing.
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-I'll take my pants off.
-Don't make this weird, Sol.
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-Ooh. Watch the door.
-I, uh...
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No, no, no. What are you doing?
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Oh, well, this is Dad and Dad's stuff
that they told us to bring over.
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There's more in the U-Haul.
Where do you want us to put these?
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Back to Robert and Sol's.
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Barring that, I don't give a shit.
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Is it me or is she being friendlier
than usual?
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Yeah. I was getting
a solid "I tolerate you two" vibe.
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-Found it!
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My God.
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Frankie...
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when you're secretly looking
for illicit cash,
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you don't yell out, "Found it!"
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-What's that?
-My Reiki pendulum for dowsing.
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-Does it find money?
-No, but you found John.
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Why is this John?
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Don't tell me.
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"Sitting on a corn flake,
waiting for the van to come."
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Oh, great.
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The van is gonna come
and take us to prison
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if we don't get the cash out
by tomorrow morning.
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I am all over that.
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But first, I need to do some Reiki
on Sol's hoohah.
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What?
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On the DL, since the operation,
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he and Robert have been having
some problems downstairs.
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You know what I mean.
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You used the word "hoohah."
How could I not know?
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So as an Internet-certified
Reiki healer, it's my duty to help him.
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And we flooded his house.
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Yeah, I know. I feel bad about that too.
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But I need their sorry asses out of here.
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I'm looking for money
and all I keep finding is them.
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Okay.
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The text about Nick didn't surprise me.
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This throws me off.
248
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,124
Hey, what's going on with my dad?
Was he that upset about Nick?
249
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,710
-Why would he be upset?
-Isn't Nick why you're here?
250
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,545
-Did Nick cause the flood?
-A flood?
251
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:59,089
Why do you think
our parents are all living together?
252
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,383
Our parents are all living together?
253
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,804
That explains my dad.
254
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:15,898
Fuck.
255
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,484
Mom? Where are you going?
256
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,742
We know you saw us!
257
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,796
Girls! Well, what a lovely surprise.
258
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,714
Why are you here?
259
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,717
Why'd you just put corn flakes
in the safe?
260
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,677
To lock in freshness.
261
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,724
Mom, we just heard
the whole Nick bombshell,
262
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,017
so you might be in shock.
263
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,853
-Certainly that he was caught.
-I can't talk about that now.
264
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,855
Anything but Nick.
265
00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:00,067
What's with Dad and Sol and the flood?
266
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,778
Anything but Nick and Dad
and Sol and the flood.
267
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,450
-Uh, okay.
-I had an interesting dream last night.
268
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,078
Thanks for stopping by. I'll be in touch.
269
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,456
-Okay.
-Where are you going?
270
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,751
-We're not abandoning our mother.
-How about in five or so?
271
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,837
She put corn flakes in the safe.
You're not going anywhere.
272
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,633
I'm sorry. Are you my supervisor
of leaving rooms too?
273
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:28,929
Just...
274
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,268
I know. I know.
275
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:38,772
Our new dynamic is a little rocky. But...
276
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:43,193
I am taking Brianna out tonight
for a real heart-to-heart.
277
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,196
Taneth gave me
this gift certificate to Julianna's.
278
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,156
-Give it to me.
-It's fancy-- Excuse me?
279
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,409
Robert and Sol need it more.
280
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,244
And I need it more than all of you.
281
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,621
Uh, that may be true,
but isn't that a judgment call
282
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,541
to be made by the owner
of the gift certificate?
283
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,168
Mom! That was my plan
for dealing with Brianna.
284
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,920
Wasn't a great plan.
285
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,549
Oh, God. You got this, Mallory.
286
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,633
How do you know?
287
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,844
Because you took the job.
288
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,930
And you knew the shit-show you'd face
with Brianna if you took it
289
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,473
and you did it anyway.
290
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,102
Because being the boss is in you.
291
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,439
-You really think so?
-I know so.
292
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,530
Okay, I need you and Brianna
to get the fuck out. Come on.
293
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,790
This is why I'm at a loss.
294
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,293
I need your take on this Mallory shit.
295
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,421
Brianna, this is kind of
a private Reiki session.
296
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506
Okay. Relax, Sol.
297
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,674
I'm trying.
298
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:52,054
If you wanna solve your problem,
you need to start thinking like Mallory.
299
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,514
But right now,
I need you to think like me.
300
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,351
I'm stoned and listening to the Beatles.
Where would I hide something?
301
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,230
The Lennon closet.
302
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:03,940
Brilliant.
303
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:05,984
I gotta go.
304
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,029
-Here, take over the Reiki.
-Oh, hell, no.
305
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,280
Hard pass.
306
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,532
I'll take over. What's our focus?
307
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,659
We're doing some groin work
on your father.
308
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:15,827
Great.
309
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,537
Not great.
310
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,790
You need to keep her off guard.
311
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,957
Like this.
312
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,794
Brianna, Mallory's leaving without you!
313
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,378
Like hell she is!
314
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,177
Shoot.
315
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,639
Mallory! Mallory!
316
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,351
To the Lennon closet.
317
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,645
-Already checked. Nothing there.
-What is that?
318
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,232
Our way to get those bozos to dinner
so we can search.
319
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,400
What are we gonna do about dinner?
320
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,736
Thai is still on the table, right?
321
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,658
I want your hands up
and your guns down.
322
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,576
You heard him. Put them up.
323
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,913
Three men are about to get shot
and I can't see the TV.
324
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,125
There they go.
325
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,339
So we feel bad about a couple of things.
326
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,342
First and foremost
that our toilet exploded.
327
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,677
That must've sucked.
328
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,930
And, also,
we haven't exactly been welcoming.
329
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,849
We feel less bad about that.
330
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,810
But still bad. But less bad.
331
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:25,689
So to make it up to you,
we've gotten you a gift certificate
332
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,482
to Julianna's for tonight.
333
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:30,819
Yay! Your favorite place!
334
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,028
Never heard of it.
335
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,822
Your new favorite place.
336
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,907
I'm not hungry. You saw what I ate.
337
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,284
You said you'd rally.
338
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,663
This is very thoughtful.
We'll just use it another night.
339
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,748
Nope. Nope. You gotta go tonight.
340
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:46,751
-We already made a reservation.
-Then why don't you go?
341
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,921
No. Frankie and I don't need
a romantic night out.
342
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,089
You and Robert do.
343
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,636
Why do we need a romantic night?
344
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,349
Why? Because it's a thing people do now
when their houses flood.
345
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:05,145
Jeez, Robert, pick up
a New York Times once in a while.
346
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,231
-You told them?
-No.
347
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,028
-I told Frankie.
-And then I told Grace.
348
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,321
Right. Of course.
349
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,282
Five minutes after we move in
and you're back talking to Frankie
350
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,576
-when you should be talking to me.
-Robert,
351
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,370
this isn't like the other times
I went to Frankie.
352
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,580
It sure feels like it.
353
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,416
You know where a perfect place
to hash this out would be?
354
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,334
Julianna's.
355
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,170
-Why don't you go and take Sol?
-Robert.
356
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,967
-I think we did something bad.
357
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,553
-Stop following me!
-Stop moving!
358
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:41,306
Oh! That's where Ringo is.
359
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,142
What, the kayak?
360
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,312
Like "Yellow Submarine."
361
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,481
Oh, that would have been good too.
362
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,025
Oh, come on.
363
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,320
Uh, I know for a fact
that you can still use bills
364
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,239
after you've peed on them.
365
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,867
Never ever tell me how you know that.
366
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,620
In my defense,
Andrew Jackson had it coming.
367
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,998
How are we gonna get
that wet wad before they see it?
368
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,502
Well, I won't be using the zipline
you made me return.
369
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:15,090
All these years, you've been on me
about talking more and actively listening.
370
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,841
And I have been trying.
371
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,719
But it feels like you just don't trust
that I'll be there for you.
372
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,137
It's not about trust!
373
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,390
Then why would you talk to Frankie
and not me?
374
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:27,560
It was easier to tell Frankie
because it didn't involve her!
375
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,979
Hey, ho.
376
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,230
Sorry to disturb.
377
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,566
How about instead of being sorry,
just don't disturb?
378
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,652
Frankie, we're in the middle of something.
379
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,947
Yes. And I wanna get you
to the end of something.
380
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,574
Ta-da!
381
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,035
The conflict-resolution sweater?
382
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,997
Frankie, I'm not in the mood
for your magical sweater nonsense!
383
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,708
There's nothing magical
about this sweater.
384
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,084
It's science.
385
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,087
Arms up, everybody.
386
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,964
That goes for you too, mister.
387
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,048
Oh.
388
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,427
Get in here, Robert. Oh, Robert.
389
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,596
-Okay. There you go.
-Get your arm in there.
390
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,891
-Here, stick your hand in the arm.
-There. In there!
391
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,269
-Which one? This one?
-Your hand, yes.
392
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,730
-For God's sakes.
-Here, let me help you.
393
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:12,731
Oh, God, for--
394
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,525
You would've gotten run
out of the commune.
395
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610
Oh, there. So great.
396
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,362
I don't see the purpose of this.
397
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:23,408
Purpose is, you can't storm off
so you have to deal with each other.
398
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,326
Fine.
399
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,620
Sol, will you please storm off with me
so we can have some privacy?
400
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,997
Of course.
401
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,211
Step up.
402
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,927
Thank you. And I'll be back
with your toasted muffin post-haste.
403
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:48,391
And l would also like my muffin toasted.
404
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,186
And at a temperature I find agreeable.
405
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,275
Excuse me.
406
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:58,693
Yes?
407
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,946
You don't seem to know where your desk is.
408
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,574
It's not a promising sign
for a supervisor.
409
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,453
You know what, Brianna?
Let's just drop the bullshit.
410
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,041
The truth is, I'm not your supervisor.
411
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,876
Exactly. Thank you, Mallory.
412
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,003
I'm really your boss.
413
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,715
Now shoo.
414
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,801
I have work to do.
415
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:32,811
Yep.
416
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,163
Okay.
417
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,750
Think this is my first game
of "Big Muffin, Small Muffin"?
418
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:58,837
I invented "Big Muffin, Small Muffin."
419
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,595
We just have to find George
and we're home free.
420
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,265
Didn't he write
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"?
421
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,809
What weeps?
Besides me if we don't find that money.
422
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:17,147
The song is actually called
"While My Guitar Gently Sleeps."
423
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,857
No, it isn't. Guitars don't sleep.
424
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:23,153
Sure they do. That's why you have
to put them away in their little beds.
425
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,906
Which is why I put it in the bedroom
with the queen bed
426
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,116
because he's British.
427
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,869
The only words I understood
were "queen bed,"
428
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,704
and that's where I'll look.
429
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:37,333
Or is it "While My Guitar Gently Sweeps"?
430
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,307
-Look away!
-Oh, God.
431
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,058
Yes!
432
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,560
No!
433
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,270
Get out of here!
434
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,939
I thought you locked the door!
435
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:33,640
Mmm!
436
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:42,232
So the conflict-resolution sweater worked.
437
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,319
You gotta feel good about that.
438
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,825
You are gonna dry-clean
that for us, aren't you?
439
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,245
-We're throwing it away.
-Okay.
440
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,247
I'll finish breakfast someplace else.
441
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,249
I can't eat.
442
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,176
Oh, God, the FBI's here.
443
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,928
They're early.
444
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:16,057
I thought Rushmore liked to sleep in.
The money is still in the safe.
445
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,475
Ha-ha, no, it isn't.
446
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,687
-I got it out of the house.
-How?
447
00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,689
You never even left.
448
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,275
I got it. I got it. It's open.
449
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,318
-Then walk through.
-I'm walking through.
450
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:32,490
We brought these all the way to
the beach house just to bring them back.
451
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,744
Why are we the guys always
schlepping things around?
452
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:40,164
-Why aren't Brianna and Mallory here?
-They have jobs.
453
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:41,291
So do we.
454
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,211
Oh, shit.
455
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:48,381
-Come on. I'll be late. Let's go.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
456
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,018
Genius.
457
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,704
What the--? Grace! Frankie!
458
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,628
Oh, what the hell, Frankie?
459
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:30,590
-There's only four Beatles.
-Oh, God. I forgot about Pete Best.
460
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,343
-The FBI is on their way down.
-Oh, shit!
461
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,678
What are you cursing about?
I'm the one holding it.
462
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,889
-How are we gonna explain this?
-We're not!
463
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,516
Before you run your mouth off to the feds,
464
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,560
you should know the rest is in your house.
465
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,228
-What?
-That's right, Sol.
466
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,606
You are in this up to your eyeballs.
467
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:49,275
And you're the tallest one here.
So do that math.
468
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,987
What you'll do is stuff
that cash down your pants
469
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,572
and zip up your mouth.
470
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,532
And zip up your pants too.
471
00:26:56,616 --> 00:27:00,328
I understand why you're upset,
but just listen to yourself.
472
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:03,790
-Do you realize what you're asking?
-I'm not asking. I am telling.
473
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:08,503
I am done with husbands
who constantly humiliate me
474
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:09,879
and do whatever they want
475
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,632
without any thought
about how it affects me.
476
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:16,052
-Now I'm doing the doing.
-But you're not doing anything.
477
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,013
-You're making him do it!
-Without regard for me!
478
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,348
Boo-fucking-hoo.
479
00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:21,849
I've got a husband in jail,
480
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:24,936
I'm not gonna get all weepy
to have an ex there too.
481
00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:29,857
They're monsters.