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What can you say about an icon
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who lived her life like
a candle in the wind and left us too soon?
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Grace, do you wanna say a few words?
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No, I think you've sufficiently
eulogized our toilet.
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New hair, same sass.
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Fine.
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It was a crazy ride,
but I'd rather take a crazy ride with you
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than a normal ride with anybody else.
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Except when you drive.
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Oh, that was beautiful.
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I've also prepared a rendition
of "Amazing Grace"
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with the lyrics changed to be about
the lack of funding for a toilet.
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-I'm flat. Grace, give me a C.
-Yeah.
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Can you not? Hey!
We're in the middle of something.
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Now we're gonna have to start
the whole funeral from the top.
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I'm sorry.
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I find it interesting
that you seem to be grieving more
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for a toilet than the end of our marriage.
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It's hard for me to grieve
when you're here all the time.
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I haven't had a chance to miss you.
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If there was something
I could do to get out of here, I would.
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Oh, there is something you can do.
You're just choosing not to do it.
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I'm not gonna rat out my best friend.
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Your best friend. I don't think
I've heard you talk about him.
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-Well, I didn't tell you everything.
-Yeah, no shit.
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I can't wear a wire.
The tape will stick to my chest hair.
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Wait. You've got a chance
to wear a wire for the FBI?
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That's number 17 on my bucket list
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right after eating
chocolate syrup in zero gravity.
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I can't do it.
I couldn't live with myself.
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I don't know how I'll live with you
for another two years, nine months.
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What happens when she wants to date again?
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-You wanna start dating again?
-No.
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-Already?
-I'm not dating anyone.
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I just-- I need to move on,
and so do you, Nick.
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We're too old to be stuck here together
for the next three years.
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You do this, you're free
of your sentence and of me.
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And of her.
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Got you a present.
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Is it a time machine so we can go back
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to before you pushed me
in front of the baby raccoon?
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Close. It's a watch.
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The watch that was stolen from me
was a rare two-tone Rolex Daytona.
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This is a Rip Curl with a plastic band.
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This one glows in the dark.
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You think you can buy
my forgiveness so cheaply?
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I was hoping.
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Look, can't we just let it go
and enjoy the brunch?
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Who do you wanna sit next to,
Peter or his sex idiot, Stevie?
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Why don't you just push me in front
of the one you don't wanna sit with?
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Okay.
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How about I go and pick up
the crème fraîche
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for your fabulous salmon pizza?
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Interesting crème fraîche fact,
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people who are
lactose intolerant can eat it
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because it's a fermented dairy product.
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Are you sure you're okay going alone?
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I mean, a can of whipped cream
might jump out at you.
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Oh, my God. It's been three weeks
since it happened.
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I've said sorry a thousand times.
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Please tell me what I can do
to make it up to you and America.
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As I've said before, you could stop
always thinking about yourself.
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Maybe once in a while put me first.
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Technically, I put you first when
I pushed you in front of the raccoon.
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Think of it like when you're on a plane
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and you're supposed to put the oxygen mask
on your face before your child's.
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You're all happy and breathing
while I'm suffocating.
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So crème fraîche it is.
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I'll be back in half an hour.
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So will this argument.
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We've discovered you can't stand
next to the microwave
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while wearing our eye butter.
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-We're working on that.
-Great. Great.
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Well, thank you, everyone,
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for all of your hard work
and wonderful ideas.
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We've got a lot to chew on here.
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Of course, thank you
to our fearless leader, Taneth,
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for flying down from San Francisco
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for the whole week
without a word of warning.
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Month.
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-Oh, even better.
-Just act like I'm not even here.
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Go about your jobs and
pray they'll be there for you next week.
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I'm kidding.
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Or am I?
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Good job, Mallory,
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and good job to the other people
who matter less in the room.
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Present.
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You think that's good? Check this out.
Mallory, I need to borrow this.
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-You have my permission.
-"Hey, everyone, I'm Mallory.
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I'm the boss now.
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And today is No Confrontation Wednesday.
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It's where we all sit around
and smile at each other
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and apologize for things we haven't done.
And make cashew cheese.
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All right. All right.
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-That was funny.
-Very funny.
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Okay. Okay. Meeting over. Right, Taneth?
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I'm not even here,
but I will see you all again at 3 p.m.
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Three p.m.
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-I love working for strong, scary women.
-I'll tell you what you love.
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Mallory, can I talk to you
for a couple minutes?
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-Sure. Is everything okay?
-You got a problem.
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Is it my laugh?
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It's this weird epiglottal thing I have.
I know it sounds painful, it's not.
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Oh, no, I absolutely
hate your laugh, but, no, it's Brianna.
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When I'm in a room,
I like to know who the big dog is.
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Newsflash, it's always me.
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But I also like to know
who the big dog is when I'm not there.
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Don't tell anyone I did that.
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It seems like Brianna
is still commanding the room.
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You know what you are
if you're not the big dog?
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-The little dog?
-You're the second banana.
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I love a banana. Not all the time,
'cause they have a lot of sugar,
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but I just can't let a banana
run my company.
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That's for dogs.
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I hope I haven't given you
the impression that I'm a banana.
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You haven't left any impression.
That's the problem.
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You have to get Dillard to admit he knew
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the ComTeq stock was gonna tank
before he shorted it.
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That's a natural conversation-starter.
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"How did you know the stock
was gonna tank before you shorted it?"
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You have started
a conversation that way. I heard you.
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So it's not
a terrible conversation-starter
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if you're not recording
the conversation for the feds.
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What does "shorting" mean?
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And a quick follow-up,
what exactly is insider trading?
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-Why is it illegal?
-I'll send you to business school later.
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Karin, people who do this sort of thing
don't talk about it with each other.
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And when you say "this sort of thing,"
what exactly is this sort of thing?
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Actually, you know what?
These two can help.
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They can ask the questions
and it won't seem suspicious.
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Wait, what?
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I think she's saying we'll go undercover
to catch a Wall Street player.
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-I can't go undercover.
-Oh.
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Are you afraid you'll go too deep
and won't be able to come back?
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Yeah, that's my concern.
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You didn't have any concerns
five minutes ago.
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-Because you were doing it.
-Look...
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We've got to get Nick out of here.
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-And you're standing firm on that?
-Listen--
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"There is something you can do,
you're just choosing not to do it."
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Oh, I hate it when you quote me
when I'm right.
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Is that a yes or a no?
You don't need to wear a wire.
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-You just need to get him to talk.
-I guess it's a yes.
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It's a yes for me too.
Since we won't be wired,
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I'll need to be outfitted
with some spy goggles.
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-What are spy goggles?
-Oh, just get her some goggles.
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Mm.
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This salmon tastes a lot like fish.
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He has such an acute palate,
and incredible thighs.
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Those two things usually do go together.
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As do salmon and pizza. Bravo, Sol.
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Don't you want it?
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I enjoy watching you eat it more.
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So sweet.
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And it's not good for your thighs anyway.
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Robert, what a selfless thing to do.
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Putting his partner's desire for pizza
ahead of his own.
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Want some?
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-Messy boy.
-Oh...
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I'm embarrassed.
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I'll bite your hand.
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Oh, my God. Is that a Rolex Daytona?
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It is a Rolex.
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But my name's Stevie.
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I had the exact same watch,
but it got sto--
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-Can you help me in the kitchen, please?
-Can I finish my pizza?
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I'll bite your hand.
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Excuse me.
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-Am I in trouble?
-We have a problem.
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Oh, God, it's my pants, isn't it?
Look, they're just like this.
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It's a stiff khaki. Might even be twill.
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I emailed the company about it.
They have not responded.
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No. Your pants are fine.
It's a problem I'm having with Brianna.
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Oh.
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Am I really the right person?
I don't know her that well.
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Please. I need your help.
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You know when she was doing
those jokes in the meeting?
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She can't do it anymore.
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It makes me look like a banana
and I need to be a dog.
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Any way I respond to that,
you could get me for sexual harassment.
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But telling me about
your slacks boner was okay?
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That was a misstep on my part.
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-Can you just get her to shut it down?
-No.
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No way. I'm saving all my points so she'll
let me eat where I want on my birthday.
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Oh, come on, Barry.
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Delegation is a part of good management,
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and I am the boss telling my employee
what he has to do.
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I am the employee telling my boss
she's making a mistake.
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If you really want Brianna
to stop scorching you in meetings,
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you gotta stand up to her yourself.
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That's the only way she'll respect you.
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But I don't want to.
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You know I really love you, man.
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Yeah, I heard you the third time.
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So great to meet
such an old friend of Nick's.
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I can't wait to hear
what you two schemers got into.
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Enough small talk.
How do you short stocks?
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I'm sorry. Frankie's taking
an online stock market class.
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So she's thirsty for hot tips.
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That said, do you mind
if she asks you a few questions?
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Stocks are boring.
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Let's talk about you guys and Shark Tank.
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You were awesome.
That toilet is a million-dollar idea.
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You think?
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Because we just buried her on the beach,
but I can go dig her up right now.
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No. It may be a million-dollar idea,
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but you make more than that
with one trade.
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How do you do that, Joe?
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By investing in companies
like the Rise Up.
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Or ComTeq?
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We're talking about the Rise Up right now.
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He is a great investor
because he's forgiving.
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You're forgiving, aren't you? Right, Joe?
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What?
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I'll get some drinks.
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Yeah, we have drinks.
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So why don't you just hang here?
Right next to Joe.
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Hopefully he'll tell us
about the big deals he's made.
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Or he could make
a big deal right now, with us.
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You know, apropos of nothing,
white-collar prison isn't that bad.
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I'd be happy to hear anything
Joe has to say
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as long as it's about investing
in the Rise Up.
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But there are other things
we want to hear Joe talk about.
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Like his legendary trade.
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We back to talking about ComTeq?
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Now that we've established
how great prison is, go ahead.
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Know what? Why not. You ladies seem cool.
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We did our homework,
we believed in the company,
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and then let's just say
we stopped believing in the company.
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Why would you stop believing?
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Who cares! He believes in ours.
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I care.
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Don't you want to hear the juice
from a hot-shot trader?
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-Not really.
-Okay.
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But this doesn't leave the room.
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-The real story behind shorting ComTeq--
-Yeah.
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Well...
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00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,905
What are you doing?
239
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:47,244
I feel like dancing. Near Nick's chest.
240
00:13:54,418 --> 00:14:00,841
That sexy idiot who thinks
I called him Daytona robbed us.
241
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,593
What are you talking about?
242
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:07,306
Stevie Mazza is the one
who broke in and stole all our stuff.
243
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:08,849
That guy?
244
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,976
Think he pulled off a heist?
245
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,228
Sol, he just learned today
that salmon's a fish.
246
00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:17,024
He's wearing my watch, Robert.
In our house.
247
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,651
And how did he know
where the bathroom was?
248
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,237
Yes, as if he's been in a house before.
249
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,031
Think about it, Robert.
250
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:28,201
Have you seen his biceps?
They're the size of a sequoia.
251
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,412
Why would that guy be with Peter?
252
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,873
You think Stevie
entered into that relationship
253
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,877
just so he could have access
to the crown jewel that is our house?
254
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,754
Finally, you're on board.
255
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,716
Sol, you've got to stop falling asleep
to true crime podcasts.
256
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,386
The watch doesn't even fit him.
It was baggy.
257
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,306
But I bet it would fit me.
258
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,766
No, wait, Sol.
259
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,226
Hey, Stevie,
260
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:57,731
would you mind if I try on that beautiful,
unique, hard-to-find watch?
261
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:58,857
Hard to find?
262
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,069
It's right here, silly.
263
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,279
He always knows where things are.
264
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,489
-It's a gift.
-Mm-hm.
265
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,825
-Sol, is this really necessary?
-Hey.
266
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:10,702
Look at that.
267
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,121
Perfect fit.
268
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,794
Okay, folks, I'm not even here.
269
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,964
Obviously watching you like a hawk,
but I'm not even here.
270
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,007
Then let's start.
271
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,844
Erica, love the work you guys
are doing with sales analysis.
272
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,306
-We just print the figures.
-And what a job you did with that.
273
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,725
Brianna, I hate to say it,
274
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,312
-but I think your new lip tint name sucks.
-Is great.
275
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,230
What?
276
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,732
Sounds like you're both right.
277
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:44,069
It's not that I don't love "Seductrix."
It's that it's bad.
278
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,239
Take your team, come up with 100 options
279
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,825
-by this afternoon.
-But it already is this afternoon.
280
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,912
Remember? It goes
"morning, lunch, this afternoon."
281
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,209
Hey, have you guys tasted the water
in the water fountain?
282
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,086
-So fresh.
-Yeah.
283
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,006
Know what wasn't fresh?
Your new products report.
284
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,674
It's good, if you hate your eyes.
285
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,802
If my work is so bad, why don't you just
have someone else do it?
286
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,680
-I need to give you something to do.
-Woof.
287
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,851
What the hell's going on?
288
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,352
This one went rogue.
289
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:22,190
I'd be going rogue if I didn't go rogue.
He wants to invest in the Rise Up.
290
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:25,777
So he shorted stocks.
I'm sure he had a good reason.
291
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,613
-Can you hear what you're saying?
-I try not to listen to me,
292
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:29,990
but I'll keep on talking.
293
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,242
We can make it work with Nick.
294
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,454
From now on, it will be
"Grace and Frankie and Nick."
295
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,539
-We're rebranding!
-Frankie,
296
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,710
if we don't go through with this,
I am never gonna get my life back.
297
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,421
And I'll never get another chance
to get this toilet made.
298
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,216
We will find an investor
who's not a crook. I promise.
299
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,427
Have you learned nothing, Grace?
300
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,846
There are no angels in the toilet game.
301
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,598
Anyone up for busting Nick's friend?
302
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,599
-No!
-Yes!
303
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,561
Frankie, I cannot live
with my ex-husband anymore.
304
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,230
Okay? It's driving me insane.
305
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:06,526
I mean, it's not even him,
it's how I become with him.
306
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,154
I get all passive and deferential.
307
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,365
I mean, I pretended
to be an old woman for him.
308
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,953
-I even blow-dried his hair the other day.
-I do hate seeing you like that.
309
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,498
Well, then help me become me again.
310
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:24,252
You know, I've wasted too much time
catering to the men in my life.
311
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,171
I know what this is about.
312
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,840
You just wanna be with me.
313
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,258
I do.
314
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:36,431
Okay, partner.
We'll find a way to Rise Up without Nick.
315
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,767
Take him away, Fenmore.
316
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,269
We're actually here to get the other guy.
317
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,854
Right, right, right.
318
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,273
Let's get this pigeon to stool.
319
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,819
Technically, in this scenario,
you're the stool pigeon.
320
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,487
Thanks, nerd.
321
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,990
Bye, Derek. Bye, Vanessa.
322
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,867
Careful. Sorry about that arm.
323
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,745
Get out. Okay. What the fuck was that?
324
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,456
-What do you mean?
-Trying to embarrass me
325
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,001
in front of everybody?
My in-laws saw my taint on first meeting.
326
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,503
Can't be embarrassed.
327
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,213
But you can be put in your place.
328
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,631
Wow.
329
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,885
I thought we finally figured out
how to work together,
330
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,428
but the second Taneth was there,
331
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,056
you started acting out
like a total Brianna.
332
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,392
I only embarrassed you this afternoon
333
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:24,187
-after you embarrassed me this morning.
-You don't even know what an afternoon is.
334
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,815
When you're the boss,
afternoon is whenever.
335
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,650
I know, 'cause I was the boss
336
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,735
until I turned down a promotion for love,
337
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,904
and you ripped the company
out from under me.
338
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,115
Poor put-upon Brianna,
339
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,994
mad that I took a job
that you did not want
340
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,037
at a company that Mom gave you.
341
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,000
You ever wonder why she gave it to me?
342
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,795
Because she knew
I'd be better at this than you.
343
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,007
Which I am.
344
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,593
-Don't walk out on me!
-Ow!
345
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,140
Ow!
346
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,392
Don't. Brianna!
347
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,727
No!
348
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:05,979
Bony butt!
349
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,400
What the fuck are you two bananas doing?
350
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,739
Hey, guys. We talking stocks?
351
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,492
We are reminiscing
about the biggest failure we ever had.
352
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,204
Oh, man. How illegal was that thing?
353
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,080
We tried to sell milk to the Chinese.
354
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,999
You are talking to the two men
355
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,419
who invented
"The Americo-Chinese Milk Company."
356
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,087
A colossal failure.
357
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,048
-But a catchy name.
-Oh, yeah.
358
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,719
Come on, you probably made the whole thing
back in one day with ComTeq.
359
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,387
You talk now.
360
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,723
Remind me,
why did we do the milk thing again?
361
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,934
You told me that the Chinese premier
362
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,978
said that every kid
had to have a glass of milk every day.
363
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,980
-You said it couldn't lose.
-It lost.
364
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,607
Turns out,
365
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,985
when a billion gallons of milk spoils,
you lose a lot of money.
366
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,322
I get why I did a dumb thing,
but why go along with it?
367
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,407
I wanted to hang out with you.
368
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,951
It didn't matter what we did,
369
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,079
all that mattered
was that we did it together.
370
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,914
You're a good friend.
371
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,667
Boy, he is a good friend.
372
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,460
I'm a good friend.
373
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,797
I betrayed a good friend once.
374
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,924
Who? Oh.
375
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,885
It was the worst thing I ever did.
376
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,179
Joe, you better go.
377
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,474
But before you go, could you have
your money people give me a call?
378
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,851
-What's going on?
-Loved having you. Now, get out.
379
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,436
Love you, man, but go.
380
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,730
I was about to start telling you
about ComTeq.
381
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,232
Get out!
382
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,861
I cannot believe Daytona did this.
383
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,614
The question is, what do we do now?
384
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,201
I'm thinking we have some flan,
some pleasant conversation,
385
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,705
and when they leave,
we decide if it's worth calling the cops.
386
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,666
We need to march out there
and confront him.
387
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,793
That sounds like something
I don't wanna do.
388
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,088
He robbed us. He's a master criminal.
389
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881
He's got the IQ of a plate.
390
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,802
You're just worried
Peter will be pissed at you
391
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,054
and won't cast you as Sky Masterson.
392
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,390
The thought never crossed my mind,
393
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,059
that Sky Masterson
is one of the great roles
394
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:12,772
in the musical theater canon, and, yes,
everything in my life has led to this.
395
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:13,898
Here we go again.
396
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:17,027
Robert thinking about Robert and not Sol.
397
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,196
You know I hate it when you talk
about yourself in the third person.
398
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,239
Sol knows.
399
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:28,079
But because Robert won't do anything,
once again, Sol will have to.
400
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:32,292
He may not stand on the stage
in front of an adoring throng,
401
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,669
but he will stand for justice.
402
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:38,882
Peter...
403
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,468
I have something to tell you.
404
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,385
What?
405
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:45,305
-You're not going to like this--
-Wait!
406
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,933
Leave these raccoons to me.
407
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,103
I'm sorry to say, Peter,
408
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,731
but your boyfriend
is not who he says he is.
409
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,233
First of all, he's far from dim.
410
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,318
Mm...
411
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,612
He's right up against it.
412
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:02,739
No, he's a master thief.
413
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,909
He took our keys from you,
which we'd still like back, by the way,
414
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,994
and broke in here while we slept.
415
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:10,330
-Where do you think he got that watch?
-What?
416
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,248
Robert, is this a performance?
417
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,751
Because, as usual, it's way over the top.
418
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,712
I'm afraid the only one acting here
is Stevie.
419
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,048
Trading on your good nature
to pull a fast one.
420
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,508
Impossible.
421
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:24,219
I'm not good-natured. Everyone knows that.
422
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,889
Why would I walk into this house
wearing the watch I stole?
423
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,474
Do I look stupid?
424
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,392
No.
425
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,436
You look gorgeous.
426
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,230
And that's all I care about.
427
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:37,524
Come on. Look at him.
He could be with anyone.
428
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,150
Why would he be with you?
429
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,201
Oh, my God. Are my--?
430
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,912
My eyes are leaking.
431
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,789
-Peter.
-Don't talk to me.
432
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,166
Don't even look at me.
433
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,133
Wait! Peter, please. I'm sorry.
434
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:05,593
I never should've said that
about you and Stevie,
435
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,263
but we had to say something
about the watch. Right, Sol?
436
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:11,808
Yes, he's wearing my exact watch,
and mine is nowhere.
437
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,519
And I always keep it right here
in this bowl.
438
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,981
Except on the rare occasion
when I keep it in this drawer.
439
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,359
Which is...
440
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,361
where it is.
441
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,532
May I say, Stevie,
you have excellent taste in watches.
442
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,539
-Okay, so the dumplings are stocks.
-Mm-hm.
443
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,834
Only I know
that they're gonna go bad soon,
444
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,086
so I sell them at full price.
445
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,173
-Good.
-No, not good.
446
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,133
I'm not supposed to know they'll go bad.
447
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,886
There's no such thing as a bad dumpling.
448
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,179
School's out.
449
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:52,223
We'll try again tomorrow with kebabs.
450
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,397
Hey, your bestie
has not called me back yet.
451
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,607
He's on the lam.
452
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,901
Soon as he figures out
how to use a burner phone,
453
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,569
he'll get back to you.
454
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,281
Hey, Patty.
455
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,033
Hi, Nick.
456
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:15,747
Adelaide, isn't it
a little late for gentleman callers?
457
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:18,541
No, no. It's still early, dear.
458
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,294
You don't have to do that anymore.
459
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:22,795
What?
460
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:27,050
You don't have to do that anymore.
461
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,636
What's going on here?
462
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,221
I'm coming clean.
463
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,807
Grace doesn't need me to take care of her.
If anything, she takes care of me.
464
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,059
I don't follow.
465
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,478
It was an act so I could get house arrest.
466
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,480
Nick, what are you doing?
467
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,358
I owe you for letting Joe go.
468
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,860
Besides, you were right. Time to move on.
469
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,739
Also, I heard
that the minimum security prison
470
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,367
just got a steam room, so win-win.
471
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:55,870
Uh, no, they just took
the AC out of the gym.
472
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,997
Oh. Okay.
473
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,000
Take me away, Patty.
474
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,670
Nick. Thank you, thank you.
475
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:10,510
Except you're not going anywhere yet.
476
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,096
I can't just squeeze a felon into my Fiat.
477
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:17,392
There's a lot of paperwork and red tape.
Gonna take at least a week.
478
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:23,856
What does a guy have to do
to make a dramatic exit around here?
479
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:27,026
Well, if you're sticking around, Patty,
480
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:30,363
you wanna buy some dumplings? They're bad.
481
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,282
No.
482
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,993
Insider trading seems hard.
483
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,203
It's really not.