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I don't see Arlene.

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Oh, there she is, by the fern. Arlene!

3
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Oh, God. Frankie,
it's an oil painting of Barack Obama.

4
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I am begging you to find your glasses.

5
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I know where they are.

6
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I just need a snorkel.

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With a long tube.

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Oh-- J-M?

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What are you doing here?

10
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Well, why wouldn't I be here?

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Best free food in town.

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Yeah, it's free
because you're stealing it.

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So are you here because of the...?

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You know.

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No, we don't know.

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Oh, ladies.

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I have unsettling news.

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Arlene is missing.

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What? Arlene is missing?
What do you mean--?

20
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Oh, Grace, you bawdy slut.

21
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What an hysterical disgusting story.

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Don't blow our cover. Smile.

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Act natural, like you would
if nothing were wrong.

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I'm on it.

25
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I just saw Arlene in the can.

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Joan-Margaret,
just tell us what's happening.

27
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All right.

28
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Arlene has been MIA for hours now.

29
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Nobody knows where she's gone.

30
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Not her mahjong girls.

31
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Not that nosy load Marie.

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Nobody.

33
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Frankly, I'm starting to worry.

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What are we doing sitting here?
We've got to find her.

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Yeah, no. No.

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What we need to do is call the police,
that's what we need to do.

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I mean, she could be anywhere.

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She could be lost, confused.

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Shh.

40
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No. No cops.

41
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If Walden Villas gets wind
of her disappearance,

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especially if she's brought back
by the police, well, they're gonna...

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Send her to the third floor.

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-That's memory care, right?
-Exactly.

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Once you go in there, girls,
you don't come out.

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Yeah, I know.

47
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I know she's not ready
for the third floor.

48
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But what if something's really wrong?

49
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I know we can find her.

50
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We have to try.

51
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Oh, please, Grace.

52
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All right, okay.
I'll give you till dinner.

53
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But at the crack of 4:00,
I am calling the police.

54
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I only need a half hour.

55
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I know exactly where to go.

56
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A psychic?

57
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You have got to be kidding me.

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Oh, Coyote.

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I feel like the most special girl
in the world.

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Babe...

61
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I've been through enough in my time
to know when I've got something good.

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And I'm wholly uninterested
in a life without you.

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Will you spend the rest of yours with me?

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Yes.

65
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Yes, a thousand times, yes.

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Is--? Wait, is this really happening?

67
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Oh!

68
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That's great.

69
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You were more emotional
with Coyote than you were with me.

70
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He wrote a song, Bud.

71
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You used a hairless cat.

72
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So where are you gonna propose?

73
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Well, Mom and Grace
said that I could use the beach house.

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And I'm making her favorite meal.

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-I've ordered some engagement balloons.
-I love balloons.

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Yeah. And I bought some
very expensive champagne for her,

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and some very sparkling
Martinelli's for me.

78
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You know, I have a special
little black box of my own.

79
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What's in it?

80
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Oh, just my severed foreskin
from my penis.

81
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Why the fuck do you have that?

82
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Because I've run out of excuses,
so today, I'm going to Dad's

83
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and I'm gonna bury my foreskin
in the Jewish tradition.

84
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Oh, right. To grow a tree.

85
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No, it's-- You bury it under a tree
so your body can return to the earth.

86
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It shows respect
for God and God's creation.

87
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it grows a tree.

88
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I thought you were going
to your dad's to meet that client.

89
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First, I'm glad-handing a divorce addict,

90
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then we're burying
my extra parts in the ground.

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Ladies and gentlemen, my Saturday.

92
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Honey, you're always committing

93
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to things that you don't wanna do,
especially with your family.

94
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Because I'm a good son,
and being a good son is participating

95
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in an unending parade of bullshit
with a smile on your face.

96
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And your dick in a box.

97
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We should be out looking for Arlene,

98
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not wasting our time
on some nut with a crystal ball.

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You'd do well to listen, Grace.

100
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The woman is uncanny, never been wrong.

101
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She predicted that time
I drove into the lake.

102
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Which time?

103
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She also said that I was going to have
a life-changing experience in the wilds.

104
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One week later, boom,
I met Barry Manilow at the zoo.

105
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Yet she couldn't predict you were gonna
knock him into the gorilla enclosure.

106
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He was fine once Lulu let him go.

107
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Once, she said something so crazy
I stopped seeing her for a while.

108
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And then that turned out to be true.

109
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Yeah? What was that?

110
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That you and I would be friends.

111
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Oh.

112
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And here we are, best friends.

113
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Me...

114
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and you.

115
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I love how I'm Death,

116
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and yet you're the lady that
constantly puts metal in the microwave.

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-Mm.

118
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Hello, witches.

119
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Oh, Elsbeth.

120
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What's up with the monkey suit?

121
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Oh, yes. I apologize.

122
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-It's for my other work.
-That would be?

123
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I'm a judge.

124
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Of the law?

125
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We need to find our friend.
She went missing. We don't know--

126
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Silence. I'm getting a vision.

127
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A long journey is imminent.

128
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Perilous.

129
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Blinding sun, bag of secrets.

130
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Two men. Great success.

131
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Follow the rainbow.

132
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Oh. That was fucking lit.

133
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No, that was grounds
for involuntary commitment.

134
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If we only knew a judge.

135
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Look, we have a friend who's missing.
We have to get going.

136
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Arlene?

137
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She's at the Del Taco on 3rd Street.

138
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I know that one. It's right by the lake.

139
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I'll drive.

140
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You know what I like most
about mini tuna melts?

141
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They're nature's
most powerful aphrodisiac?

142
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Bingo.

143
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Let's go make out on the beach.

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Uh, actually, um, before we go,

145
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uh, I was hoping I could play you
a song that I wrote.

146
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Oh.

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For you.

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-I wrote it. It's special for you.
-Ah.

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It's-- It's called "Annie."

150
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Not "Jessica"?

151
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Super hard to rhyme.

152
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And The Allman Brothers beat me to it.

153
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-So just imagine you're Annie.
-Oh.

154
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-Okay, I'm there. Let me have it.
-All right.

155
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-Nervous.

156
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Oh, hey, kids.

157
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Hey, Nick. I thought you were
spending the day upstairs.

158
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I'll be out of your hair in a second.

159
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My Klonopin wore off
because it's basically baby aspirin.

160
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I'm just here to get some Sleepytime tea.

161
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Well, you got it. Um...

162
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-Enjoy.
-Yeah.

163
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You'll knock that thing back
by yourself there?

164
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Yeah, you don't get a lot of
top-shelf booze behind bars.

165
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Oh, that's right.

166
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I am so sorry.

167
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How are you holding up?

168
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It's a little lonely these days.

169
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Anyhoo, looks like you two have a real
romantic little Saturday planned here.

170
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I'll head back to my quarters.

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Thanks for understanding.

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Nick, wait.

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Wait. Are you hungry?

174
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We have so much food,
and you really shouldn't be alone today.

175
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I really don't want to intrude.
Are those mini tuna melts?

176
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Yeah.

177
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Thanks, guys.

178
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,961
Of course. It's our pleasure.

179
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:04,878
Isn't it?

180
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,383
You know, we really shouldn't bother him.

181
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You know, ol' Nick here,
he's got a lot to process.

182
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And men, in general,
are upstairs creatures.

183
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I'm sure he'd rather grab his booze,
lock himself in his room,

184
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sharpen his toothbrush,
and curl up into a fetal position.

185
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Am I right, bro?

186
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Oh, I already did that.

187
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To be honest, the company is really nice.

188
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Good, we're happy to have you.

189
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Mm.

190
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Thanks. It means a lot.

191
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Do you have any that are hot?

192
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Okay, Peter, once again, I apologize.

193
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But understand, I only said
what I said about the watch

194
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because we thought
that Stevie had robbed us.

195
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Uh-huh.

196
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Well, that's hurtful.

197
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:04,813
You're not gonna believe this,
but Peter is still a bit miffed

198
00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:08,317
about me falsely accusing
his boyfriend of grand theft.

199
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,736
Yes. In retrospect, that was a misstep.

200
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,072
He said I was too short
to play Sky Masterson.

201
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,157
That's the thing
you're most sensitive about.

202
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,117
There'll be time to eat about that later.

203
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,495
Now we need to brief you about The Whale.

204
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:22,289
-Whale, ho!
-Whale, ho!

205
00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:23,207
Whale, ho?

206
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,875
Whale, ho!

207
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,211
-Stop before I harpoon you both.
-Okay.

208
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,673
The guy you need to woo is Tim Applerod.

209
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:36,804
He's fabulously wealthy due to his
chain of predatory lending institutions

210
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:41,100
and early investment
in something called Porn Depot.

211
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,394
I am familiar with his TED Talk.

212
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:48,357
So he has been very happily married
to a lovely lady for the last ten years.

213
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,274
Oh, that's nice.

214
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,651
She just turned 40.

215
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,027
So we're back in.

216
00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,821
Sounds like a great guy.

217
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,948
He's one of the worst people
I have ever met.

218
00:10:56,031 --> 00:11:00,661
Let's just say that
Tim's manner is unrefined.

219
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,621
Yes, well put, Robert.

220
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:06,667
I would go so far
as to say he's a total pig.

221
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,795
He's bound to say
some horrible, horrible things.

222
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,298
-Particularly about his ex-wives.
-Not a big fan of women.

223
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:17,553
He doesn't trust them because, quote,
"Their bodies are in synch with the moon."

224
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,638
I wish I could give birth.

225
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:23,684
This is going to be hard for you
as it is for me,

226
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:27,062
but just smile and nod and laugh,

227
00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:30,065
and he'll be paying
your bills for decades.

228
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,861
Going along pleasantly with
a bunch of stuff I'm uncomfortable with?

229
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,028
That's my brand.

230
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,035
Oh, this is such a waste of time.

231
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,289
-There is no chance that we--
-Arlene!

232
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,043
No fucking way.

233
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:54,047
Did you put mescaline in my cereal again?

234
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,467
What are you ladies doing here?

235
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,051
What are you doing here, honey?

236
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We've been on a mission to find you.
Worried sick. Absolutely sick.

237
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,473
May I?

238
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,392
Yeah, we had a breakfast date today.

239
00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,352
Remember? At Walden Villas?

240
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,562
Oh, yes.

241
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,022
Yes, it's Saturday.

242
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,732
Yes, I do remember that.

243
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,150
Of course.

244
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,695
We went to meet you, but Joan-Margaret
said that you'd gone missing.

245
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:17,780
Why did you leave?

246
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:18,697
Well, I...

247
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,618
I don't know.

248
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,078
I can't remember why I left.

249
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,039
Because you love Del Taco.

250
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,665
Everyone loves Del Taco.

251
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,584
It's good for the bones.

252
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,169
That's it.

253
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,671
I was headed to Mexico.

254
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,716
I must have seen the Del Taco sign
and thought I was there.

255
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,010
Sounds like a Frankie Saturday.

256
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,806
Well, anyway,
this has been a lovely lunch.

257
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,808
Happy birthday, Grace.

258
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,267
I must be on my way.

259
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,560
Hold up.

260
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,896
Why are you going to Mexico?

261
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,856
-For drugs.
-Great.

262
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,858
We're fresh out of mescaline.

263
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,485
Oh, no, nothing like that.

264
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,822
I'm going to get more Bonida
for my osteoporosis.

265
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,323
In Mexico?

266
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:05,077
Well, my insurance stopped
covering it, and it's cheaper there.

267
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,871
You should have come to me.
I could have saved you the trip.

268
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,457
I would be happy to pay for your Bonida.

269
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,251
It's over $300 a month.

270
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,962
Grace would be happy
to pay for your Bonida.

271
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,506
That's how I bought
Joan-Margaret her Rollerblades.

272
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,592
Well, I wouldn't accept it
from you anyway.

273
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:24,221
Plus, it's not that big of a deal.
People do it all the time.

274
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,850
Yeah, sweetheart, I promise
we're gonna figure something out.

275
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,226
I promise.

276
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,895
But right now we have
to get you to Walden Villas.

277
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,231
Before they find out
that you blew the coop.

278
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,775
And put me on the third floor?

279
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,903
That's right.
But it's not time for that now.

280
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,989
Let's get you home, Arlene.

281
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,200
Everything will be okay.
We'll work it out.

282
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,536
If-- If you say so.

283
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,290
I don't know when it all went to shit.

284
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,293
I was a happily-married,
handsome billionaire.

285
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,086
Now I'm just a schmuck.

286
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,589
You're still a handsome billionaire.

287
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,715
Yeah, I guess.

288
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,886
These are all good things
to think about upstairs.

289
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,513
Coyote, a word?

290
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,475
Oh. Okay.

291
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,606
Hey. What is up with you?

292
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,982
Nothing. I just--

293
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,942
I kind of had a day planned.

294
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,446
A plan that didn't include
an extra from a Greek funeral.

295
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,866
Babe, this man is clearly in crisis.

296
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,827
You should know what that's like.
We should be helping him.

297
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,871
Yeah, but I-- I--

298
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,082
We can have a romantic day any time.

299
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,793
Right now this person needs you.

300
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:40,756
Show him the wonderful man
I'm in love with.

301
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:42,799
Fine.

302
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,968
I'll be wonderful.

303
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,431
All right, Nick, let's workshop this.

304
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,100
I know a little bit
about navigating trauma.

305
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,895
Oh, right, 'cause you're a sad guy.

306
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,647
Yes. Very good.

307
00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:01,109
What do you know about the fear of
dying alone after losing your soulmate?

308
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:02,945
Hey, good news.

309
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,363
We all die alone.

310
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,698
Also, there's no such thing as soulmates.

311
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,908
What's next?

312
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,242
I think that helps.

313
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,203
Hold on a second there, guy.

314
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,914
-You don't believe in soulmates?
-Not really.

315
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:17,000
So we're not soulmates?

316
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,379
Honestly, you know,
I'm not even sure I know what that means.

317
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:24,925
All I know is that we're in love
because we choose to be.

318
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:30,055
Well, what's to stop you from just
choosing to love someone else?

319
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,308
Nothing. That's the whole
point of commitment.

320
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,601
Why are we fighting?

321
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,729
Because of the things you are saying.

322
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,817
All I'm saying is, I choose to love you.

323
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,695
And I'm saying, I hate that.

324
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,531
I think we're meant to be together.

325
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,908
I think something bigger
brought us together.

326
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,868
Oh, like magic?

327
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,371
-If you wanna call it that.
-That's crazy.

328
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,416
You did not just fucking call me crazy.

329
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,126
Hey, I think maybe we should--

330
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,127
-Shut up.
-Jesus, Nick.

331
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,295
-Loud and clear.
-You know what?

332
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,464
I think that's enough for me today.

333
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:07,759
Nick, sorry about your life. Good luck.

334
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,595
-You can take a Lyft home.
-Wait, no. Jessica, no, no, no.

335
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,223
Wait, wait, wait. Let's talk about this.

336
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,599
-Je--

337
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,810
Hey, sorry I'm late.

338
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,855
I got a little sidetracked, getting high.

339
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:26,486
Oh, uh, congratulations
on your pending nuptials.

340
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,989
No. No, no, no.

341
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,950
Not like this.

342
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,245
Shit.

343
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,914
Dude, I had no idea.

344
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,333
You should have told me to go upstairs.

345
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,090
Okay, we still have
12 minutes to get you back

346
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,926
before they make the room rounds
for the dinner announcement.

347
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,388
I'm not worried.
Even if we don't get back.

348
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,434
I don't know, maybe they should
put me on the third floor.

349
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,436
I'm not sure I quite care.

350
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,979
You don't mean that.

351
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,856
It was just a little hiccup.

352
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,443
Yeah. So you forgot you were
going to Mexico, so what?

353
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,489
I have to be reminded constantly
that I was an extra in <i>Cannonball Run.</i>

354
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,699
You were not in <i>Cannonball Run.</i>

355
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:13,909
Oh!

356
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:18,121
Don't you worry about that old Bonida.
We're gonna sort it out.

357
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,248
We're in this with you.

358
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,585
It's different for you, girls.

359
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:28,298
My whole life seems to have become
about people overprotecting me.

360
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,802
And when they're not doing that,
they're overcharging me.

361
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,598
And for something I really need
just to get up and start the day.

362
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,268
So it doesn't really matter
if you get me back in 12 minutes or not.

363
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,104
Send me to the memory ward.

364
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,939
I want to forget all this.

365
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:48,819
Arlene...

366
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:53,907
we are gonna go to Mexico
and get you what you need.

367
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,910
Not just what you need, what you deserve.

368
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,579
-Yeah, because fuck them.
-Super fuck them.

369
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,165
Now we're gonna get you back,

370
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,001
eat some of that crap food
and have a couple of drinks,

371
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,754
and start to plan this damn thing.

372
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,216
Where are we going again?

373
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,806
Long story short, it took me three wives
to learn a very important lesson.

374
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,266
Don't marry a Catholic.

375
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,726
When they get knocked up,
they stay knocked up.

376
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,648
That's so funny,
that repulsive thing you just said.

377
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,108
Hey, a toast.

378
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,360
Bud, it's goddamn great to meet you.

379
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,072
Here's to our wives and our girlfriends.
May they never meet.

380
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,325
Totally. It'd be awful if they met.
They'd be so hurt.

381
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,743
Very hilarious.

382
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,412
I knew you two would get along.

383
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:44,040
So, Tim, why don't we talk
about the current divorce

384
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,126
since Bud will be handling it?

385
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,588
Yes. Walk us through what happened.
All the pertinents.

386
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,505
What happened?

387
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,300
God pilfered a rib
from that good ol' boy Adam

388
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,343
and made himself a goddamn sorceress.

389
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:58,555
Uh-huh. Yes.
But I meant with this divorce.

390
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:03,768
Because Bud is an expert
in asset protection, you know.

391
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,646
Why don't we talk about what
you'd like out of your divorce?

392
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,898
Cards on the table?

393
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,983
I'd like the money for Claire's tits back.

394
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,823
Sorry, fellas.

395
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,910
You know, pal,

396
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:23,371
I already have a complex relationship
with the way I make money,

397
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:28,376
and I certainly don't need your
horrible bullshit thrown into the mix.

398
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:32,380
Oh, Jesus, look, I was just--
Calm down, I was just joking around.

399
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,341
Well, I don't think it's funny.

400
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,052
I think you're a terrible person,

401
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,971
and I think you should
get the fuck out of here.

402
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,267
With pleasure.

403
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:52,567
And give me Claire's number,
because her I'd like to represent.

404
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,283
-I blacked out. What happened?

405
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,203
Arlene, tell us everything
we need to know to get this Bonida.

406
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,706
Yeah, you know, fake identities,
nitrous boosters for the LEAF.

407
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,792
A real Cannonball Run.

408
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,295
-I swear to God, Frankie...
-No, no, no, girls.

409
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,089
Nothing like that.

410
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,549
There's a nice man I go to.

411
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,843
Yes or no on the nitrous?

412
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,303
I'm on hold with the guy.

413
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:25,225
Just go to the pharmacy,
talk to Dr. Ramirez.

414
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,227
He'll give you everything you need.

415
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,771
He knows we're coming?
He knows we're friends of yours?

416
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,816
No. But when you arrive,
you'll hand him these.

417
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,819
What is that, maps of underground tunnels?

418
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,904
Codes to a heavily guarded safe?

419
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,490
Are you two watching <i>A-Team</i> again?

420
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,952
It's my prescription.

421
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,705
And a letter to Dr. Ramirez.

422
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,250
-Sorry to interrupt, ladies.
-Whoo!

423
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,503
But I couldn't help overhearing
a bit of your Bonida plan.

424
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,462
And?

425
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,298
And my bones
are on their last legs.

426
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,925
Especially my leg bones. I want in.

427
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:03,555
As sorry as I am about that,
and whatever is going on with your breath,

428
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,432
there's nothing we can do.

429
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,518
I fear his insides
are becoming his outsides.

430
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:13,648
Tell you what, Frank,
I'll take your Bonida order, hook you up.

431
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,110
But you must promise
to step back when you talk to people.

432
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,321
Deal.

433
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,535
Okay, why don't you each
tell me how you're feeling?

434
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,661
Mad.

435
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,455
Full of tuna.

436
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:33,835
Astonished that a theatrically
sad billionaire ruined my proposal.

437
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,337
That's understandable.

438
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:40,091
Guys, I am so sorry I put a damper
on your day with my self-pitying bullshit.

439
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,301
Hey.

440
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,055
How about I buy you
a football team or something?

441
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,015
It's really not your fault.

442
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,476
Um, yeah. Yeah, it is.

443
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,812
I mean, you and I had
a real argument. That happened.

444
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,522
I know. How about--? What if we--?

445
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,233
What if we pretend that it didn't?

446
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,902
I don't know if I can.

447
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:03,698
If we can't agree on what love is,
maybe we don't want the same thing.

448
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:09,162
How about I take back everything I said
and agree with you completely?

449
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,122
I think you're both right.

450
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,043
Something mystical and magical
allowed you to find each other.

451
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,337
And I think you're gonna make it,

452
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:22,550
because I know you have the strength
to choose to love each other every day,

453
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:23,635
even when it's hard.

454
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,012
How do you know?

455
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:27,847
I know.

456
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:34,396
Love is a mix of magic
and daily commitment.

457
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,232
I had the magic with Grace.

458
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,944
But she chose not to love me anymore.

459
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,446
You two are lucky.

460
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,740
You have both.

461
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:49,452
Hey.

462
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,623
How about that song?

463
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,376
Yeah.

464
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,798
Yeah, you got it.

465
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:03,842
"Annie."

466
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,147
I'm sorry, Dad. I just couldn't take it.

467
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,565
That guy...

468
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,025
What are you apologizing for?

469
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,027
I was proud of what you did.

470
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,571
So proud.

471
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:29,576
It's something I've been wanting to do,
something I should have done years ago.

472
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:31,369
Yeah?

473
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,580
This is your firm, Bud.

474
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,832
You should run it
the way you want to run it.

475
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,000
Right. Right.

476
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,252
My firm.

477
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:40,795
Hey.

478
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,256
Can I ask you something?

479
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:47,635
When you said you had
a complicated relationship

480
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,846
-with the way you make a living...
-Yeah?

481
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,975
Do you want to be a divorce lawyer?

482
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,436
Whoa.

483
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:02,650
You know, I gave you the firm
because I thought you wanted it.

484
00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,069
And because I knew you'd be great at it.

485
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,780
But I hope you're not doing this for me.

486
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,242
Do you want it?

487
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,750
I really don't know, Dad.

488
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:23,463
I-- I mean, I know that
I wanted to make you happy.

489
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:24,506
I just--

490
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:28,009
Buddy boy, it's every father's dream

491
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,763
that his son feels freer than he did.

492
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:35,850
You make me happy no matter what.

493
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,478
Thanks.

494
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,315
I think I needed to hear that.

495
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,026
I feel all this pressure, you know?

496
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,486
I know you do.

497
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,279
Do me a favor.

498
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,156
Let that go.

499
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,619
Just be good to yourself.

500
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,456
In the interest of letting it go,

501
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:03,127
I really don't want to do a whole ceremony
dedicated to the burial of my foreskin.

502
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,630
You should have said something.

503
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,925
I was really just doing it for you,

504
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,135
because you were always
the most observant.

505
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,806
I was always observant because
I thought that's what you wanted me to be.

506
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,599
Let it go, man.

507
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,518
I'm trying.

508
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,855
So, what do we do with this?

509
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,232
Toss it?

510
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,497
I love you.

511
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,082
I love you too.

512
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:44,586
Okay.

513
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:46,963
Okay.

514
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,848
Jessica...

515
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,102
will you marry me?

516
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,320
Oh, drat.

517
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,119
The song was good though.

518
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:23,041
Frankie, if we don't leave now,
traffic is gonna be hell at the border.

519
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:27,629
All right, two freshly charged crystals.

520
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:33,134
Oh. My go-bag is complete
in case things go tits-up in Mexico.

521
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,552
What the hell is all this?

522
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,097
Um, what do you think it is?

523
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,517
A shitload of Bonida prescription slips.

524
00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:44,354
You nailed it. Don't worry about it.

525
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,649
Last you said that
you came home with a pierced belly button.

526
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,400
That was an accident.

527
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,277
Well, you're about to have another one.

528
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,613
Look, I went back to Walden Villas.

529
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:58,117
I figured if Arlene and Frank needed it,
then more people needed it too.

530
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,578
You can't tell by looking at them,

531
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,956
but weak bones is a serious problem
in the senior community.

532
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,793
Getting arrested
is a serious problem with me.

533
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:11,714
You do realize getting this much Bonida
is officially drug smuggling.

534
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,926
It may be drug smuggling,
but it's a righteous smuggle.

535
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,303
Look, my whole life has led to this.

536
00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:20,223
I'm finally living up
to my bumper sticker:

537
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,350
"No Fear, Be a Champion."

538
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:26,062
We're only going
if you leave the duffel at home.

539
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,982
-Uh...
-No, as a consolation prize,

540
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:33,319
I'll get you some Pulparindo
from the gas station.

541
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,278
Mm...

542
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,073
I've made up my mind.

543
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,242
But let's do that when I get back.

544
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,328
Frankie, I understand
why you'd do this for Arlene,

545
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:45,998
but why risk so much for everybody else?

546
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:50,211
Look, I know that you would do
anything for me, and back at you.

547
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,422
But what about the ones
who don't have a you?

548
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,465
Well, I'm sure they have someone.

549
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,175
Right now, they've got me.

550
00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:59,053
Uh, I'll see you on the other side.

551
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:01,556
Ooh.

552
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,729
Toodles.

553
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,535
You can't get out of
your driveway without me.

554
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,579
How are you gonna get to Mexico?

555
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,330
Oh, hell to the yeah.

556
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:27,832
Whoo, whoo!

557
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,877
Here, you're in charge of the car pickles.

558
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,671
I regret this already.

559
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,632
Hand me a pickle.
I like the ones at the bottom.