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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎这么做简直是疯了

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‎我完全不这么觉得

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‎国内的伙伴们需要我们
‎我们在为他们做好事

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‎我们是偷运波立达的侠盗魅影

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‎我们不是什么侠盗魅影

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‎我们必须万分小心

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‎我可不想进墨西哥的监狱

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‎我保证不会发生这种事的

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‎1970年代的时候我经常偷运药物

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‎当然 我当时是把其它药物
‎藏进硬肉水果里走私

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‎但道理都是一样的

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‎必要时 最安全的隐藏点就是
‎你下面的洞

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‎弗兰基 不是所有人都像你那样
‎下面长得跟山洞似的

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‎练练就练出来了

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‎说起洞 这次让我来动口

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‎你？

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‎如果我没记错的话 咱俩当中
‎只有我会说西班牙语

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‎我最后再说一遍 你不会说西班牙语

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‎就你那些看拉美肥皂剧学来的鸟语
‎还是省省吧

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‎告诉你吧 《说谎的心》是
‎一部教育性质的电视剧

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‎讲的是一个名叫瓦伦蒂娜的
‎前任应召女郎

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‎逃离贩毒集团 进入了一家女修道院

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‎而且这部剧很火的

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‎如果是从打蛋器上把头发解下来

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‎可以听你的来

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‎但这事里面风险太大了

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‎知道了 格蕾丝

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‎所以我要打电话给我的联络人疯子

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‎记住别直视他的眼睛 也别叫他疯子

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‎不！别打电话

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‎别联系疯子

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‎接下来你的手机和护照由我保管

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‎我知道你有多丢三落四

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‎阿琳写给拉米雷斯医生的信
‎怎么被撕开又被粘起来了？

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‎该死的邮局

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‎你偷看了这封信

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‎没什么的 谁的信我都看

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‎信里写了什么？

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‎格蕾丝 这是阿琳、拉米雷斯医生
‎和我之间的私信

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‎你真可耻

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‎我能说的只有

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‎他俩有私情 她要跟他分手

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‎大概是因为她脑子有病

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‎我都不知道她和人有私情
‎现在她要跟他分手？

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‎详细跟我说说

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‎不行 我们到地方了

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‎（拉米雷斯药店）

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‎什么？

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‎我们什么时候越过边境的？

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‎我没想到居然这么简单

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‎进墨西哥很容易

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‎难的是怎么把药品藏进屁股里
‎偷运回国

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‎亲爱的 别离开我
‎当初陪在你身边的人是我

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‎幸运女神请眷顾我

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‎幸运女神请眷顾我

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‎幸运女神请眷顾我

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‎就在今晚

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‎太棒了！

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‎罗伯特 你唱得真好

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‎值得我花一晚上去铭记它

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‎拜托 索尔

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‎你一直想当雌雄大盗里的邦妮

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‎想美梦成真的唯一办法

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‎就是彼得能接受我的道歉
‎并把属于我的角色还给我

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‎你觉得他会来吗？

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‎我准备了一瓶25年的苏格兰威士忌

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‎他会来的

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‎而且他无法抵抗一份
‎一生都难得一见的道歉

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‎实际上 要是他想拍摄道歉过程
‎我也不会意外

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‎罗伯特 你忘了关烤炉的门

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‎-我关了
‎-你没有

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‎你前几天也忘了关

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‎我是有点丢三落四 但这很正常啊

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‎我正在拼尽全力赢回这个角色

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‎最近我的心思都放在这事上了

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‎好吧 你没必要这么大反应吧

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‎我只是想确保你没事

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‎索尔 我向你保证 我很好

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‎而且 到了我们这个年岁的人
‎都有健忘的时候

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‎那他们都会把帽子放在冰箱里吗？

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‎怪不得我的抽屉里会出现三明治

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‎难怪你的内衣闻起来一股
‎意大利香肠的味道

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‎我不明白为什么非得做什么争端调解

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‎大概是因为你用暴力方式

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‎创造了糟糕的工作环境

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‎拜托啊

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‎大家怕的是被你打压

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‎可是到头来 还是你恶意攻击了我

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‎想再来打一架吗？

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‎让你见识见识我疯起来是什么样

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‎等我把耳环摘下来就让你见识一下

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‎干嘛？

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‎调解师来了

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‎那就别搞怪了 让他进来吧

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‎好 我这就请他进来

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‎干嘛重复我的话

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‎好的

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‎请进吧！

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‎布丽安娜

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‎玛洛琳

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‎准备好接受争端调解了吗？

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‎我是准备好了

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‎先说好 拿到波立达之前

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‎我们不能提那份我们没看的分手信

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‎说白了就是让我来谈

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‎没问题

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‎但等时机合适 我要大说特说

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‎格蕾丝 你真是个美国佬

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‎你俩都怀孕了 我背叛了你？

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‎该死的 弗兰基

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‎也许还是说英语更好一点

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‎也可以啊

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‎我们是来找拉米雷斯医生的

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‎很抱歉
‎拉米雷斯医生今天不再接待病人了

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‎但我们大老远从美国跑过来找他

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‎请两位还是下次再来吧

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‎这样的话 能麻烦你告诉他一声
‎阿琳要见他吗？

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‎阿琳是谁？

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‎是我

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‎拉米雷斯医生和我是
‎关系很亲密的朋友

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‎格蕾丝 她的胸部真漂亮 不是吗？

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‎哪种朋友？

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‎就像兄弟姐妹一样

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‎不 比这要亲密很多

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‎就像绝对不会跟彼此做爱的连体婴

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‎别插嘴 弗兰基！

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‎告诉你个秘密 别告诉别人

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‎我和他在谈恋爱

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‎别吵！

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‎告诉他阿琳来了

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‎先失陪一下 我要去告诉我丈夫

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‎我们的婚姻结束了

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‎天啊

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‎我给你的警示你怎么就一点儿也
‎不明白呢？

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‎如果他没来 这就算是你的生日派对

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‎你真是从来都不想白白招待人家

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‎彼得！

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‎彼得！

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‎我最喜欢的导演！

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‎我最喜欢的马屁精！

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‎好吧…

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‎该去向彼得和他那个正在交往的

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‎行走的荷尔蒙男友伏低做小了

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‎就要这种劲头

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‎我只想说 我们打心底里…

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‎等等

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‎我要把这段拍下来

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‎开始

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‎我们为之前对你们说的无理之词
‎真诚道歉

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‎我们不是在找借口
‎但自从家里遭劫后

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‎我们俩一直有点处于一种恐慌中

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‎对朋友无端指责

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‎把彼此推到浣熊面前…

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‎我们想说的是 我们当时很不理智

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‎当然 你绝不会偷我们家东西

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‎所以请接受我们的道歉

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‎而且求求你了 彼得

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‎别把气撒在罗伯特身上

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‎这个嘛…

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‎这确实是一清二楚、毫不含糊的
‎认罪行为

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‎对吧 史迪威？

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‎没听太懂你刚刚说的话

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‎我们接受你们的道歉

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‎至于话剧表演的事
‎你们无需恳求我的 罗伯特

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‎谢天谢地

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‎来喝一杯威士忌吧？

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‎但你们得从史迪威这里赢得这个机会

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‎什么？

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‎史迪威现在是我的新选角导演

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‎别担心 罗伯特

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‎我会摒弃前嫌的

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‎我来此的目的是

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‎是找出一个方法
‎让双方能感觉问题得到解决

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‎并可以继续同事关系

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‎-丹？
‎-你说 玛洛琳

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‎你怎么会在这里？

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‎我也想问这个问题

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‎问得好

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‎我过去脾气暴躁

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‎当我发现自己因为一件蠢事

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‎就跟一名服务员吵起来时
‎我意识到自己出了问题

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‎最后沦落到拳打肉块发泄

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‎你逗我呢？

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‎哥们 我们当时也在场

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‎-那是另一起事件
‎-天啊

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‎不过我由此因祸得福
‎找到了自己的使命

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‎然后我听说优雅说出了问题
‎我欣然接受了调解的工作

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‎但我必须说 玛洛
‎看到来的人是你 真是让我很意外

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‎别惊吓到了 调解师丹

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‎你这位完美女神玛洛琳
‎可是对我使出了锁颈固定技

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‎我理解

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‎我也曾经用拳头解决问题

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‎生活就是这么有趣

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‎不是吗？

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‎你在注视她的心灵深处？

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‎好了

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‎显然我们需要换一位调解师

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‎我向你们保证 我会保持公正

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‎当我感到你们化解了纠纷时

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‎我会如此告知坦尼斯

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‎现在

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‎我们来尝试一些有趣的活动吧？

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‎我必须要动起来吗？

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‎很少有夫妻共同经营药店的

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‎你是谁？

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‎阿琳呢？

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00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,936
‎我是她的朋友

209
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,771
‎那你为什么谎称自己是她？

210
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,273
‎我只是想能见到你

211
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:51,026
‎我们不知道那是你老婆

212
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,528
‎我隐约猜到了

213
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,154
‎你们两位请走吧

214
00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:56,699
‎抱歉 拿不到要拿的东西
‎我们是不会离开的

215
00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,703
‎把我的人生彻底毁掉
‎你们还不够满意吗？

216
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:01,829
‎我没说错吧？

217
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,289
‎我的英语说得不是很好

218
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:05,791
‎你们…

219
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:10,379
‎把我的生活搞得一塌糊涂
‎没说错吧？

220
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,547
‎是的

221
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,631
‎表达得很准确

222
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,466
‎是的 我们需要波立达

223
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,926
‎很多的波立达

224
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,179
‎还有弗兰基回程路上可能会需要些
‎缓解胀气软胶囊

225
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,474
‎听着 我知道她给你造成了很大麻烦

226
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:26,353
‎但我们家那边有很多人
‎因为没有这个药而备受煎熬

227
00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:29,523
‎请别因为格蕾丝的无知而惩罚他们

228
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,526
‎我会给你们波立达

229
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,446
‎但我相信你们肯定都明白

230
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,823
‎这里再也不欢迎你们了

231
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,377
‎拉米雷斯太太 我们深感抱歉

232
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:51,837
‎我不是阿琳

233
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,922
‎我叫格蕾丝 她是…

234
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,092
‎詹妮弗南丁格尔
‎需要买房的话随时找我

235
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,095
‎拉米雷斯太太
‎如果这么说能让你好受点

236
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,557
‎我们明白遭受背叛的感觉

237
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,475
‎真的

238
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,018
‎非常抱歉

239
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,187
‎我们只是来买药的

240
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:12,191
‎那你们应该有兴趣知道
‎我已经联系了边境巡逻队

241
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:16,236
‎他们会密切注意
‎两个破坏人家庭的老女人

242
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,239
‎非法偷运药物越过边境

243
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,825
‎祝你们一天愉快

244
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,624
‎你穿着格子衫 翻领尖尖惹人眼

245
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,210
‎他故意使坏 拉着领子往下拽

246
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,545
‎坐下来…

247
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,839
‎坐下来 你让船儿晃起来

248
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,008
‎坐下来…

249
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:42,221
‎坐下来 你让船儿晃起来

250
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:51,939
‎这个？

251
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,483
‎就是我的塔皮奖奖杯

252
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,194
‎都忘了评委为什么把它颁给我了

253
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,822
‎这不是你因为《1776》赢来的吗
‎罗伯特？

254
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:00,989
‎没错 索尔

255
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:04,993
‎我猜当时大家都认为我是圣迭戈
‎最出色的演员兼歌手

256
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,370
‎之类的吧

257
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,874
‎就是在一根棍上安了一只鞋嘛

258
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,087
‎史迪威 关于斯盖这个角色

259
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,255
‎怎么说呢

260
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,841
‎要是你问我 我的想法和彼得一样

261
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:23,929
‎就选你心中最有才华
‎成就最高的演员…

262
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,391
‎差点摔了我的塔皮奖杯

263
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,394
‎明白了

264
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,729
‎我懂是怎么回事了

265
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,107
‎你想要我把斯盖马斯特森
‎这个角色给你

266
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,985
‎你猜出来了 史迪威

267
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,611
‎你可真聪明

268
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:43,115
‎听着 我知道这个角色有多重要

269
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:47,035
‎也不打算把赌注压在一个
‎或许没能力演好这个角色的人身上

270
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:47,953
‎谢天谢地

271
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,121
‎谢谢 史迪威

272
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,040
‎所以我自己也要参加这个角色的选角

273
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,550
‎请记住

274
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,803
‎这个活动的关键不是想着去赢

275
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,682
‎而是通力合作 让双方有输有赢

276
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,436
‎如果你们能控制彼此竞争的心态

277
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,104
‎你们就双赢了

278
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,022
‎明白了吗？

279
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,356
‎准备好了吗？

280
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:17,691
‎开始！

281
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,027
‎搞什么鬼？

282
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,362
‎好吧

283
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,657
‎我刚刚是没准备好

284
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,159
‎-现在准备好了吗？
‎-好了

285
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,076
‎开始

286
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,164
‎你的力气为什么这么大？

287
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,541
‎我有四个孩子 而且经常做普拉提

288
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,585
‎厉害啊 玛洛 干得漂亮

289
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,587
‎我记得你说这不是比赛

290
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,546
‎当然不是

291
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,882
‎但显然玛洛琳赢了

292
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,634
‎她的强健让人叹为观止

293
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,095
‎这是什么现代版《明星大整蛊》吗？

294
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:48,847
‎好吧

295
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,725
‎那换个目标更明确的活动吧

296
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:52,976
‎这个活动很简单

297
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,439
‎两位都站进这个呼啦圈里

298
00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:01,360
‎同心协力晃动身体让它转起来

299
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:05,030
‎如果不合作 它是转不起来的

300
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,328
‎有人跟你说过你的活动很蠢吗？

301
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,121
‎很多次

302
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,424
‎好吧

303
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,342
‎再试一次

304
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,551
‎好吧

305
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137
‎-开始 准备好了
‎-好

306
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,681
‎往左边晃

307
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,598
‎像这样？

308
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,225
‎不 是这边

309
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,142
‎这是左边

310
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,268
‎不 往我的左边晃

311
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,520
‎都是一个左边！

312
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,772
‎不 我说是哪边是左就往哪边晃！

313
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,023
‎好吧 布丽安娜？

314
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:45,278
‎你有点太过于想掌控局面了

315
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,864
‎尝试多加点团队精神

316
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,199
‎就像玛洛琳

317
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,619
‎不是吧？你又打算宣称
‎玛洛琳赢了这个游戏？

318
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:55,455
‎再次申明 这个活动不分胜负

319
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,917
‎不过非要选的话 我要选玛洛琳

320
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,128
‎好吧 这就是狗屎

321
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,089
‎他显然只是在努力讨好你
‎想跟你重归于好

322
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,466
‎对

323
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:11,513
‎因为我就应该处处不如你 对吧？

324
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,433
‎我就是身无长处 什么都干不好

325
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,350
‎不可能！

326
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:17,102
‎你不可能输给我

327
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,271
‎肯定是因为他偏爱我

328
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,858
‎好吧 知道吗 布丽安娜？他不是

329
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,741
‎是这样

330
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,578
‎我做过大量…

331
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:36,872
‎反思

332
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,752
‎我真的很想能和你在一起

333
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,337
‎不如我们再试一次吧

334
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,465
‎你说呢？

335
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:51,970
‎我们可以休息一下

336
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,722
‎好好想想 没问题

337
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,766
‎谢谢

338
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,149
‎好吧 别慌

339
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,901
‎别慌？

340
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:11,031
‎为什么墨西哥的墨西哥餐厅
‎周二只供应玉米粽子

341
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:11,948
‎安静

342
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,909
‎我需要思考

343
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:18,872
‎我们得藏起来
‎也许可以定个旅馆房间住几天

344
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,333
‎这附件肯定有四季酒店

345
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,375
‎不行

346
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,878
‎刚刚让你领头 瞧瞧你惹的麻烦

347
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:29,216
‎让我们陷入了和瓦伦蒂娜的
‎双胞胎表亲一样的桃色麻烦

348
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,219
‎我有办法了

349
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,347
‎两位想点些什么？

350
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,391
‎给我来七个猪肉玉米饼

351
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,770
‎还有请帮我保管几天这袋子药品

352
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,271
‎你在干什么？

353
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:48,151
‎很简单 你我合法越过边境期间
‎这个小伙儿保管这些药品

354
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,821
‎然后我们其中一人回来取药

355
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,280
‎明白了吗？

356
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,698
‎他早走了

357
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,993
‎打扰一下 你们有何贵干？

358
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,245
‎该死

359
00:17:59,037 --> 00:17:59,871
‎你好

360
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,375
‎你们限制外带莎莎酱的数量吗？

361
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,877
‎请别非法招募我的员工

362
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,921
‎蒂华纳托尼餐厅是家庭餐厅

363
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,257
‎你的员工都是缉毒警察

364
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510
‎能给我一个汤盒来装莎莎酱吗？

365
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,470
‎我要报警了

366
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,974
‎为什么大家都要报警来抓我们？

367
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,810
‎该死 弗兰基 我们得离开这里
‎把包给我

368
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,228
‎不给

369
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,771
‎你赶紧离开这里

370
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,189
‎你在说什么啊？

371
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,774
‎是我带你踏入了这个泥潭

372
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,610
‎而且 我就算坐几年牢也无所谓

373
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:34,281
‎而那些狱警会占尽你的便宜

374
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,449
‎弗兰基 我们要并肩战斗

375
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,617
‎不再是了

376
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,245
‎这件事我得自己干

377
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,663
‎偷运药品本来就是我的主意

378
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,458
‎姐妹 回头美国见

379
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,877
‎听我说 弗兰基

380
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,298
‎当我和你一起上了这趟车时
‎就没打算中途下车

381
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,258
‎如果不是因为我 你就不会在这里

382
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,386
‎面对像《虎豹小霸王》最后一幕
‎一样的绝境

383
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,304
‎没错

384
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:01,474
‎如果不是因为你 我就不会在这里
‎无私为人奉献

385
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,810
‎你的确从我的教导中收益良多

386
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,604
‎没错

387
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,981
‎好 在我看来…

388
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:09,941
‎我们有三个选择

389
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,485
‎待在这里等警察来抓我们

390
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,155
‎丢下这些药 安全回国

391
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,616
‎让阿琳和大家失望

392
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,117
‎或者…

393
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,620
‎我们干脆拼一把

394
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,372
‎你是认真的？

395
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,250
‎每天有成千上万的人越过边境

396
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,002
‎此外…

397
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,796
‎我们还有一个秘密武器

398
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,423
‎我们的屁股洞？

399
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,424
‎是我们！

400
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,635
‎只要联手 我们将势不可挡

401
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,387
‎但边境巡警会密切注意两个老女人

402
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,056
‎我们就是两个老女人

403
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,390
‎不对

404
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,393
‎我们是偷运波立达的侠盗魅影

405
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,104
‎没错 偷运波立达的侠盗魅影！

406
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,319
‎不过我们得撤了

407
00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,574
‎嗨 彼得

408
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:00,909
‎派对还可以吧？

409
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,662
‎蛋糕有点干

410
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,121
‎太棒了 你听好了

411
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,874
‎-你在彻底摧毁我的人生
‎-你说什么？

412
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,335
‎看见你那个胸大无脑的男友了吗？

413
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,546
‎显然他决定要自己出演
‎斯盖马斯特森这个角色

414
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,715
‎他在把我们家当私人健身房

415
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,133
‎你听过他唱歌吗？

416
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,719
‎他昨晚倒是让我婉转低吟来着

417
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:22,305
‎如果我是直男
‎我会立马跟你们击掌庆祝

418
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:26,476
‎你的判断力完全被淫欲蒙蔽了

419
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,103
‎没错 谢谢你的提醒

420
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,521
‎瞧 罗伯特？索尔懂了

421
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,231
‎这不再只是我一个的事了

422
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,233
‎那个蠢货不能出演斯盖

423
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,985
‎罗伯特 我懂你的意思

424
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:39,030
‎但我感觉你完全没考虑过史迪威的
‎性感魅力

425
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,743
‎你会让新年演出变得很难看

426
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,955
‎你真想把自己的社区剧院事业

427
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,456
‎毁在这个性感尤物身上？

428
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,215
‎这就像《苏菲的抉择》里的典型剧情

429
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,717
‎但我有了更切身的体会

430
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,886
‎我有个办法 能挽回局面

431
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:02,971
‎怎么做？

432
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,473
‎我提议采取初夜权办法！

433
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,267
‎-什么？
‎-初夜权

434
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:11,479
‎过去剧院的一个传统
‎通过演唱来竞争角色

435
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,564
‎那不是…

436
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,357
‎你在模仿《勇敢的心》吗？

437
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,276
‎这就是剧院传统 不信你查

438
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,319
‎好吧

439
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,115
‎别查了 是我瞎编的！
‎听着 我有能力演好这个角色

440
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,118
‎给我个机会证明自己
‎让广大观众来决定

441
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,828
‎一曲权！

442
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,621
‎一首歌定胜负

443
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,208
‎好吧 那就照你说的来

444
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,879
‎但要是我因此失去我的性感尤物…

445
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,422
‎我饶不了你们

446
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,383
‎演唱比赛 谁赢谁主演！

447
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,474
‎你只需为你打我的事道个歉

448
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:52,520
‎不管那个废物带的什么表 我都会填
‎然后我们就可以把这事翻篇

449
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,564
‎为什么我要道歉？

450
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,401
‎因为这一整件事的开端
‎就是你先拽了我的头发

451
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,529
‎这才不是一切的开端

452
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,240
‎好吧
‎那就是从你窃取了我的职位开始算

453
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,993
‎拜托 你是说这个先被交给你

454
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,036
‎但被你拒绝的职位？

455
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,662
‎你明知优雅说是我的地盘

456
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,290
‎但你发挥以往作风 硬插进来

457
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,085
‎谁叫你当初没安狗栅栏
‎把我拦在外面？

458
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,712
‎-你在说什么鬼？
‎-我们还小的时候

459
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,506
‎你邀请朋友来家里玩儿

460
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:23,218
‎总是用杰弗里防犬的旧栅栏拦着我
‎不让我跟你们玩儿

461
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,095
‎我能通过的唯一办法

462
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:28,348
‎就是唱那首愚蠢的
‎《布丽安娜很伟大》

463
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,810
‎说实话 我完全不记得了

464
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,186
‎那首歌怎么唱的？

465
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,854
‎你认真的？

466
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,984
‎布丽安娜很伟大 不可战胜就是她

467
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,445
‎要是我能成为她 那就太好啦

468
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,322
‎你故意逗我吧

469
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,573
‎是的

470
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,952
‎能让我进去吗？

471
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,286
‎我不会动手

472
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,704
‎不会找任何人搭讪

473
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:52,956
‎-不行！
‎-不行！

474
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,125
‎看见没？

475
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,627
‎这就是我一直以来的感受

476
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,963
‎你总是把我关在外面

477
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,048
‎我当时只是不想你接近我的朋友

478
00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,925
‎他们最后总是更加喜欢你

479
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,761
‎-真的？
‎-你为什么不能去找自己的朋友？

480
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,638
‎我有我自己的朋友

481
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,724
‎但是我只想和你一起玩

482
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,229
‎我想去栅栏对面和你在一起

483
00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:32,787
‎你说得对

484
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,289
‎对不起

485
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,959
‎我确实总是把你拦在外面
‎这感觉肯定很难受

486
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,297
‎谢谢

487
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,800
‎对不起我打了你

488
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,763
‎现在我们能想办法站在同一边吗？

489
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,434
‎说实话？

490
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,853
‎我不知道

491
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:57,770
‎什么？

492
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,064
‎我以为我们和好了

493
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,066
‎是的 就只是…

494
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,444
‎当妈妈把公司交给我时…

495
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:05,695
‎布丽安娜 我知道

496
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,072
‎-这是你的公司
‎-不 玛洛 听我说

497
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,949
‎当她把公司交给我时

498
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:13,703
‎她告诉我绝不可以让别人当老板

499
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,371
‎老板必须是我

500
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,335
‎现在这样是行不通的

501
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,213
‎你想说什么？

502
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,215
‎我想说的是

503
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,301
‎我觉得我应该辞职

504
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,178
‎不 别开玩笑

505
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,430
‎我们会找到办法共事的 只需…

506
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,765
‎我觉得不行

507
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,019
‎妈妈说得对

508
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,485
‎我要辞职

509
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,490
‎这是你的真心想法吗？

510
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:52,325
‎是的

511
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,744
‎我不会有事的 我…

512
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:56,329
‎有巴里呢

513
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,374
‎他有很多昂贵的玩具兵 都价值不菲

514
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,919
‎我觉得我需要去找下一站幸福了

515
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,006
‎嘿

516
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:10,176
‎如果你真要离开

517
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:14,138
‎至少让我开除你
‎这样你就能拿到遣散费之类的

518
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,431
‎真的？

519
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,101
‎当然

520
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,813
‎你得先给我唱一首
‎《玛洛琳很伟大》

521
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:24,440
‎厉害啊你

522
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,700
‎玛洛琳很伟大 不可战胜就是她

523
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:36,411
‎要是我能成为她 那就太好啦

524
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,000
‎好吧

525
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,254
‎布丽安娜

526
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:48,423
‎你被开除了

527
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,383
‎谢谢

528
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,562
‎我成功了吗？

529
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,063
‎我调解成功了？

530
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,777
‎（欢迎来到美国）

531
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:13,406
‎（警告！你知道自己车上
‎携带了什么吗？）

532
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,658
‎（圣卡斯塔诺入境口岸）

533
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,091
‎嘿 别紧张

534
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,052
‎一切都很正常

535
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:37,847
‎不过你能现在掉头离开这里吗？

536
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,975
‎这样不会显得更可疑吗？

537
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:45,355
‎除非这俩女人带着波立达

538
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,731
‎我们要进监狱了

539
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,610
‎什么？

540
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:52,695
‎跟着那道彩虹！

541
00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,573
‎弗兰基 这时候可没时间
‎让你吃彩虹糖小憩片刻

542
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,159
‎不是 傻瓜
‎彩虹糖广告是“品尝彩虹”

543
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,495
‎那个彩虹保险杠贴纸

544
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:03,414
‎那是预示！是艾斯贝丝的预言！

545
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:04,832
‎它预示着什么？

546
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,301
‎我们得换车

547
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:16,219
‎搅浑水

548
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,220
‎什么？

549
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,682
‎边境巡警要密切注意的是两个老女人

550
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,475
‎而不是一对老夫妻

551
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,727
‎看看那两位

552
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,940
‎这样就不会惹人怀疑了

553
00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:35,863
‎要来点彩虹糖吗？

554
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,031
‎是热带风味的

555
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,911
‎你的男士提包很漂亮

556
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,372
‎这叫手提包

557
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:46,290
‎好吧

558
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,504
‎顺便说一句 我叫詹妮弗南丁格尔

559
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,256
‎是干房地产生意的

560
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,384
‎公寓、共管公寓、农场

561
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,177
‎我以前还卖过一座动物园

562
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:02,432
‎对了 你有彩虹糖吗？

563
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,434
‎彩虹糖？没有

564
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:05,643
‎我上年纪了 不吃那个

565
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,563
‎有太妃糖也行

566
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,700
‎亲爱的 别离开我
‎当初陪在你身边的人是我

567
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,118
‎真棒

568
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,871
‎完全不知道丢脸 没有一点自知之明

569
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:27,123
‎幸运女神请眷顾我

570
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,333
‎从没见过这样的表演

571
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:32,128
‎幸运女神请眷顾我

572
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,380
‎他的臀部就像精灵岛上
‎长出的蜜桃那般美好

573
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:38,301
‎幸运女神请眷顾我

574
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:43,806
‎就在今晚

575
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:45,892
‎真好！

576
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,894
‎唱得太棒了！

577
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:49,687
‎你真棒 史迪威！

578
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,939
‎鼓掌啊 你们这些平凡人

579
00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:53,232
‎天啊

580
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,776
‎嫉妒

581
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:55,902
‎你们都在嫉妒

582
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,320
‎唱得好 史迪威

583
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,905
‎我太喜欢了

584
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,159
‎你最好技压群雄 不然我们就完蛋了

585
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,578
‎我有个秘密武器 那就是我会唱歌

586
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:21,385
‎人们唤你幸运女神

587
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:24,639
‎但我却心有怀疑

588
00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:30,311
‎抱歉

589
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:32,897
‎抱歉 各位

590
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,108
‎从来一遍 可以吗？

591
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,739
‎人们唤你幸运女神

592
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:45,660
‎但我却心有怀疑

593
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,250
‎说起来

594
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,002
‎我们刚听了这首歌

595
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,840
‎罗伯特 你能换首歌吗？

596
00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:00,633
‎当然

597
00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:03,928
‎会弹《夏天的风》吗？

598
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,643
‎这让我回想起1966年的夏天

599
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,730
‎夏天的风

600
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,816
‎不停吹啊吹

601
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,861
‎越过大海

602
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,655
‎停留在这里

603
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,074
‎它拂过你的秀发

604
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:28,494
‎伴我同行

605
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:31,330
‎我们唱着这首歌

606
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:33,416
‎度过美好夏日

607
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:38,212
‎相爱的我们

608
00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:40,590
‎在金色沙滩时缓缓慢行

609
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:45,344
‎身边吹过夏天的风

610
00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:58,149
‎请拿好

611
00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:00,693
‎非常感谢

612
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:14,582
‎（XLX加油站）

613
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:26,552
‎我只是高兴回家了

614
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:30,973
‎既然我们成功过了海关
‎是时候坦白了

615
00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,851
‎你们在偷运药品 对吧？

616
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:36,520
‎是的

617
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,440
‎我们是在偷运药物

618
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,858
‎真有趣！我们也是

619
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:42,860
‎-什么？
‎-没错

620
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,403
‎就藏在另外那辆车里

621
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,615
‎你是说你们也在偷运波立达？

622
00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:48,950
‎没错

623
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,286
‎-如果你说的波立达是六公斤的…
‎-可卡因？

624
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:53,537
‎老天爷！

625
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,957
‎你是想嚷嚷得全世界都知道吗
‎詹妮弗？

626
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:57,875
‎天啊

627
00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:11,514
‎天啊

628
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,400
‎真该死！

629
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,173
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