1
00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:10,845
[Grace Potter's
"Stuck in the Middle With You" playing]
2
00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:16,267
♪ Well, I don't know why
I came here tonight ♪
3
00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:20,063
♪ Got the feeling
That something ain't right ♪
4
00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:24,525
♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
5
00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:28,404
♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
6
00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:30,740
♪ And there's clowns to the left of me ♪
7
00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:33,076
♪ Jokers to the right
Here I am ♪
8
00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,620
♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪
9
00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,707
♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
10
00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:43,795
♪ Ooh ♪
11
00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,757
[upbeat music playing]
12
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,970
So Frankie thought I was having
a heart attack, carted me off to the ER.
13
00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,974
Well, of course, they could see
almost immediately that I wasn't.
14
00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,893
You seem upset about that.
15
00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,186
Oh, boy, was she.
16
00:01:00,812 --> 00:01:04,732
In fact, Dr. Gelson, you're gonna
wanna look into her anger issues.
17
00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:06,275
I'll send you my file.
18
00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:07,610
Do you have Dropbox?
19
00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,404
No, but I do have a waiting room.
20
00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,532
Getting Frankie out of therapy?
21
00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,951
It's almost as hard
as getting me into therapy.
22
00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:18,246
Well, since she successfully got you in,
23
00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:22,375
how about you wait outside
and let me do my job?
24
00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:25,545
Fine. But you two are gonna
have to talk really loud
25
00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,171
if you want me to hear everything.
26
00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,256
Get out.
27
00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,715
Right, like that.
28
00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,848
You know, it's pretty common
for people to go to the ER
29
00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:41,477
thinking they're having a heart attack,
and it turns out to be a panic attack.
30
00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:43,563
No. No, no, no.
31
00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,732
I am not a person
who gets panic attacks, okay?
32
00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:50,111
It was just one of those times
where you start to have trouble breathing.
33
00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:53,447
And maybe you sweat
a little more than usual,
34
00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,159
your vision gets a little blurry.
35
00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,952
You mean like a panic attack?
36
00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,787
I make people panic.
37
00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:02,456
I'm not the panick-er, I'm the panick-ee.
38
00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,419
Which sounds like "panicky,"
which I am not.
39
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:07,503
What are you writing?
40
00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,631
Therapist stuff.
41
00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:15,511
Earlier, you said,
"It was just one of those times."
42
00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,055
So this has happened before.
43
00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:23,102
I've had breathing issues
maybe two or three times before,
44
00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,437
closer to two.
45
00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:28,900
So that means once every 40 years.
Let's not overreact.
46
00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,985
Then what brought you here, Grace?
47
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,112
The woman whose ear is against the door.
48
00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,864
[Frankie in muffled voice] She has a name!
49
00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:38,743
The two of you seem to have
an unusual relationship.
50
00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:42,580
The only thing unusual
about this relationship is Frankie.
51
00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:46,209
A woman who asked no questions
when a psychic told her
52
00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:48,294
she was gonna die in three months.
53
00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,503
[Gelson] Interesting.
54
00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:52,256
Did this happen recently?
55
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,178
Maybe thinking
about your friend's mortality--
56
00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:58,971
My friend is not gonna die.
57
00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:01,682
She's already survived a yurt explosion,
58
00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:03,559
and her son, Coyote.
59
00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:06,312
Besides, I don't have
a problem with death, okay?
60
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,650
No, this breathing thing
was just-- It was...
61
00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:14,320
probably an allergic reaction...
62
00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,199
to tuna fish, obviously.
63
00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,700
And now that I think about it,
64
00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:23,204
the other two times
were likely tuna fish-related too.
65
00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,290
Hey, thanks for fixing me.
66
00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:30,211
There are still 46 minutes
left in our session.
67
00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,713
I'll donate it to the guy
in the waiting room.
68
00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,132
He looks like he's got some stuff.
69
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,385
[whimsical music playing]
70
00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:38,386
[both] Oh!
71
00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:39,804
Hello.
72
00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,225
I need a divorce.
73
00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,019
Don't you need to get married first?
74
00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,855
This isn't about Jessica.
It's about his other wife.
75
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,899
There's this woman named Missy.
76
00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:54,902
We got married years ago on a bender.
77
00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:57,280
You don't remember what happened?
78
00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,407
I really liked cocaine.
79
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,243
I was sitting
at a blackjack table at the Mirage,
80
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:06,539
I hadn't won a single hand all night
until your sweet, stoned tush
81
00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,250
plopped itself down in the seat beside me.
82
00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,502
Suddenly, I couldn't stop winning.
83
00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:15,464
We barely left the casino that weekend,
and I joked that we should get hitched.
84
00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:16,549
Oh, my God.
85
00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,719
We were at the cantina buffet.
86
00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:23,264
I gave you my ponytail holder
as an engagement ring.
87
00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,807
You're not gonna need that back.
88
00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:28,144
It's an age-old story,
addict meets gambler.
89
00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,564
Gambler wins a shit ton.
Addict and gambler get married.
90
00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,650
Addict walks out to buy
a bag of blow and never returns.
91
00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,445
I immediately started losing,
92
00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:40,865
and I vowed that if I ever found
my lucky charm again,
93
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,908
I'd never let him go.
94
00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,871
Why don't you just tell her
you're not a lucky charm
95
00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,749
and that she didn't
actually win because of you?
96
00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,959
Believe me, Dad,
I tried to reason with her,
97
00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,879
but old lucky charm here
had to win her another pot of gold.
98
00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,214
[Coyote] Well... [sighs]
99
00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,508
See, there was this camel race.
100
00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:01,719
-Just pick a camel.
-Fine.
101
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,348
-What about that one?
-Batte Nasseh?
102
00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,974
He has 40-to-1 odds.
103
00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,143
But he has such bedroom eyes.
104
00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,188
Batte won?
105
00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,398
-By a hump.
-We were shocked.
106
00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:19,195
I Googled the name, and it literally
translates to "slow and fat."
107
00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,697
[whimsical music playing]
108
00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,201
Hey.
109
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,913
Got your text. Lunchtime quickie?
110
00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,831
I'm loving your new unemployed life.
111
00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,000
No. Quickie presentation.
112
00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:35,878
Probably for the best.
I can't really perform on a clock.
113
00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:36,796
I know.
114
00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,839
Okay, sit down.
115
00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,841
Idea Number 1.
116
00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:45,262
Wouldn't it be great if you just pick up
your phone and type or speak a request,
117
00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:49,266
and a virtual assistant
would just bring up the results instantly?
118
00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,394
I call it...
119
00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,146
Adam.
120
00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:55,648
You mean Siri?
121
00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,443
That's a great idea. Everyone loves Siri.
122
00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,071
It's way more than Siri.
123
00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:06,075
Let's say you want your usual
coffee order from your favorite café.
124
00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,494
You can just tell Adam you want coffee,
125
00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,080
and in a few minutes,
it'll be dropped off at your door.
126
00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,873
I love that idea too.
127
00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,834
Just like Postmates.
128
00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:19,672
No. It's completely different
from Postmates.
129
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,298
How?
130
00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:23,801
[yells]
131
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,303
Why is everything something?
132
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,723
Well, wait, what about
some of these other Post-its?
133
00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:30,683
Here you go.
134
00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,436
"A little notepad that sticks to things."
135
00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,230
My ideas are bad, aren't they?
136
00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,940
Oh, Brianna, no.
137
00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,900
These...
138
00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,112
aren't your ideas.
139
00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,196
Oh, my God.
140
00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,200
I've never had an original idea.
141
00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:49,910
Say Grace was pretty good idea.
142
00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,746
No chance you didn't hear that, right?
143
00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:53,664
I heard it.
144
00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,208
You know what else I'm hearing?
145
00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:59,962
My entire career has been built
on other people's ideas.
146
00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,256
What if I'm incapable
of coming up with my own?
147
00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:06,427
Hey. You had that great idea
to order Indian last night.
148
00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:09,221
-Barry, you should go back to work.
-Yup.
149
00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:14,685
I have a thought.
150
00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:18,481
If there is no reasoning with this Missy,
151
00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,317
then we'll have to beat her
at her own game.
152
00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:23,319
What do you mean?
153
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:26,363
In my preparation
for the role of Sky Masterson,
154
00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:30,284
the quintessential
smooth-as-velvet Broadway gambler,
155
00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:35,164
I learned quite a bit
about how superstitious gamblers are.
156
00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,501
If Missy has even one
bad experience with Coyote,
157
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,419
she'll be gone before the flop.
158
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,463
That's a poker term.
159
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,132
Are you proposing
a father-son trip to Vegas?
160
00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,050
Even better.
161
00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,178
I am proposing
that we host Missy right here
162
00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,139
for a private poker game,
and we beat the pants off her.
163
00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:53,766
He doesn't like Vegas.
164
00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:56,352
It reminds him that he's not Wayne Newton.
165
00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,021
But how can you be so sure
that one of us is gonna win?
166
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,482
Haven't you heard? The house always wins.
167
00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:02,942
And if that fails...
168
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:04,735
we cheat.
169
00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,529
Mm.
170
00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:11,116
So smoking this weed
will help you find the other weed?
171
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,452
This is my find-my-good-weed weed.
172
00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:16,205
The other weed
is gonna help me come up with ideas?
173
00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,542
Well, why do you think they call it
Thinking Cap OG?
174
00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:23,254
That's how I came up
with the Rise Up and Coyote's name.
175
00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,130
It could go either way, huh?
176
00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,215
But mostly good.
177
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,593
-What are you trying to jump-start?
-My brain.
178
00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:33,556
I'm feeling a lot of pressure
to come up with my next big thing.
179
00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,183
Well, you're welcome to any of my ideas.
180
00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:40,187
Oh. Here, check out
my Thinking Cap notebook.
181
00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,902
Jesus, Frankie.
182
00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:48,362
This one just says
183
00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,949
-"Mickey Rourke fingers."
-Mm.
184
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,951
It's really good weed.
185
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,872
Oh, Frankie, let's go. We're late.
186
00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,041
We're supposed to be
at Walden Villas at 2.
187
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,418
Hi, Mom.
188
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,586
Bye, Brianna.
189
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:06,755
She's been worse than usual
since her panic attack.
190
00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,549
[Brianna] You had a panic attack?
191
00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,843
I thought you make people panic.
192
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:11,844
I do.
193
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,763
I had an allergic reaction
to some tuna fish.
194
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,766
It's happened a few times
in the past, so there.
195
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,811
The ER doctor was pretty sure
it was a panic attack.
196
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,397
Panic attacks are an extreme reaction.
197
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,983
Mom doesn't really have
that kind of emotional range.
198
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,026
Thank you.
199
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:30,404
Just to be safe, I should drive.
200
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,906
Now, where's my driving weed?
201
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,992
[whimsical music playing]
202
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:43,751
I don't understand why you had
to bring a big bag of garbage with us.
203
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,794
We're going to a Bonida party.
204
00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:49,131
Walden Villas is the perfect place
to give away my stuff.
205
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,342
You need to stop giving away your stuff.
206
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,886
Where I'm going, I won't need stuff.
207
00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,304
Except a harp.
208
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,848
But I don't own one.
209
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,850
Stop angling for a harp.
210
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,936
And if you insist on giving
your things away, do me a favor.
211
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,521
Keep the reason to yourself.
212
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,148
Why? It's a riveting tale.
213
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,067
How does that conversation go?
214
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:11,362
Someone says they've gotten
a terminal diagnosis
215
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,072
from their real doctor,
216
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,575
and you say you've gotten
a terminal reading from your psychic?
217
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,993
Fine, you're right.
218
00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:21,205
But if someone guesses it,
I'm not gonna correct them.
219
00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,290
[upbeat music playing]
220
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,255
Jessica, thank you for coming.
221
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,967
This is Missy. Jessica is the other one.
222
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,053
I knew that. I call everyone Jessica.
223
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,513
I hope you're prepared.
224
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,557
We're a serious group of cardies here.
225
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,935
Oh, I'm not worried. I can't lose.
226
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,770
Plus, you said "cardies."
227
00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:48,190
The game is Texas Hold'em.
228
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,858
I thought this was poker.
229
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,444
Texas Hold'em is poker, Jessica.
230
00:10:58,951 --> 00:10:59,827
Done.
231
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,208
Oh, my God.
232
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,753
I'm so beautiful.
233
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:14,007
If you could only bottle
this feeling and sell it.
234
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,384
Well, you can't.
235
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:19,096
But you can go to the Nordstrom makeup
counter and have them do it for you.
236
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,848
I'd be too embarrassed.
237
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,601
You have to sit in the aisle
and everyone's watching.
238
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,565
Yeah. A lot of people don't like that.
239
00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:31,942
I'd rather just do it at home.
240
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:32,860
Honey...
241
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,987
you can't do it.
242
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,698
Somebody has to teach you about your face.
243
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,034
Will you teach me about my face?
244
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,411
You know what, Barry?
245
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,079
I won't.
246
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:47,708
But you just gave me
my first original idea.
247
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,879
And I need to make some calls
before I forget what I'm calling about.
248
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,047
[whimsical music playing]
249
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,010
Hi there.
250
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,889
We're here.
251
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,515
This is for the party.
252
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,768
Who are you?
253
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,228
The Bonida Bandidas.
254
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:09,772
Oh. What?
255
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,982
We're like Robin Hood for bone meds.
256
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,360
With a little bit of Mexico in there.
You know the game.
257
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,823
-Are there any weapons in the bag?
-It's Bonida for your residents.
258
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,366
So just say that, then.
259
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:26,246
You know, I noticed you're wearing
a T-shirt under your scrubs.
260
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:29,041
-That's a weird thing to notice.
-Thank you.
261
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,836
I have several more T-shirts
you might be interested in.
262
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,716
And I might even have a set of scrubs
I stole from the set of Scrubs.
263
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,594
I'm pretty sure Zach Braff
felt me up at the DMV once.
264
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,095
Oh, that guy.
265
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,722
Oh, Bob.
266
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,015
Hey.
267
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,725
Sick tee?
268
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,938
Maybe I can interest you
in a Slinky, only semi-tangled?
269
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,857
-How much?
-Oh, totally gratis.
270
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:58,153
Why are you giving stuff away?
Especially cool stuff like this?
271
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:02,491
Because I'm-- I'm going away
off to college in the fall.
272
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,284
I wanna reinvent myself.
273
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,577
Very smooth.
274
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,331
Hey, would you like
some thyroid medication?
275
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,415
Jackpot!
276
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,125
Wait. What are you doing?
277
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,086
Those are not for you.
278
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,088
But I need them to live.
279
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,631
Well, so does she.
280
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,924
Take a hike, Bob.
281
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,384
Not allowed.
282
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,930
What are you doing
giving away your thyroid medicine?
283
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,182
I don't need this stuff anymore.
284
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,560
Why shouldn't it go to someone who does?
285
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,354
Because you're not actually dying.
286
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,857
I don't know how else
to break the bad news to you,
287
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,150
but you're gonna live a long time.
288
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,653
Would you listen if I used skywriting?
289
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,447
Yes, under other circumstances.
290
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,742
But, Grace,
you've gotta get ahold of the situation.
291
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,288
In three months, I'm a goner,
whether I give away my medication or not.
292
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,333
If you don't take your medicine,
you're not even gonna live that long!
293
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:55,627
-[gasps]
-What's happening?
294
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,754
Is it the tuna again?
295
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,673
Nod once if it's the tuna.
296
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,591
Is that tuna?
297
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,175
Are you eating tuna fish?
298
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,093
Are you insane?
299
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,220
She has a horrible allergy to tuna!
300
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,847
I'm eating whitefish on a bagel.
301
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,932
Whitefish is in the tuna family.
302
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,768
-Get me an EpiPen!
-It's gonna be okay, honey.
303
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,688
[wheezing] Don't touch me with that thing.
304
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,065
It's not the fish.
305
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,191
Then what is it?
306
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,568
It's you.
307
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,488
Stop talking about you dying.
308
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,619
I thought we weren't gonna bring that up.
309
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,042
Thanks so much for coming over
on such short notice.
310
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,460
Look at you.
311
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,462
Little Stewie.
312
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,298
A big venture capitalist.
313
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,467
I know. It's actually Stuart now.
314
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,677
Thank you so much
for correcting me, Stewie.
315
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,429
You know, I gotta be honest,
316
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,014
part of me was a little nervous
317
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,433
you'd still be mad
about my senior project.
318
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,144
Oh. When you mathematically proved
I was a loser?
319
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,646
I don't even remember that.
320
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,147
[both laugh]
321
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,816
That is a relief,
322
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,194
because I have this fabulous idea
323
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,821
I think you'd be interested
in investing in.
324
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,075
Oh. I am very interested.
325
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,911
But before you begin, I just wanna say...
326
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,705
no.
327
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:18,043
-I'm sorry?
-Brianna plus any idea
328
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,379
equals not interested.
329
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,589
So you only came here for revenge?
330
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,507
Yes.
331
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:29,221
Ahh, do you have any idea how long
I've waited for this moment?
332
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,641
How many hours of therapy I've been in
because of you?
333
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,185
Fine.
334
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,355
Because I didn't want you
to have this idea anyway.
335
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,023
This was a warm-up pitch.
336
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,441
I can go anywhere.
337
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,194
Hmm. Well, I surf
with every VC in the area.
338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,530
I made sure none of them
would hear a pitch from you.
339
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,700
I should have killed you
when I had the chance at that swim meet.
340
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,785
[wily music playing]
341
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,250
[sighs]
342
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,460
Finally.
343
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,505
Just kidding.
I rivered the inside straight.
344
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,881
[Sol] Are you serious?
345
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,925
And did you just use "river" as a verb?
346
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,012
Dad, I told you to watch Rounders
before we did this.
347
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,805
I thought you said Tremors.
348
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,598
Which, by the way, holds up.
349
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,975
Well, I'm all out.
350
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,226
And I watched Rounders.
351
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,437
You are the luckiest person I've met
352
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,898
since that autofellating gentleman
from Cirque du Soleil.
353
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,608
Oh, I'm not the lucky one.
354
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,068
He is.
355
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,237
I'm just lucky to have him.
356
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,157
I told you, I'm fine.
357
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,242
I could have driven us.
358
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,745
Liars don't get wheel privileges.
359
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,581
You could've told me
what you were going through.
360
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,459
Oh, yeah,
that really comes naturally to me.
361
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:46,298
Besides, I didn't wanna validate
your inane fixation.
362
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:50,343
All this talk about you dying
just terrifies me.
363
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,891
I mean, the reality is
one of us is gonna lose the other.
364
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,351
That's true.
365
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,148
Unless we do a Thelma & Louise thing.
366
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,775
Which I'm open to.
367
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:05,984
Pass.
368
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:08,945
[whimsical music playing]
369
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,615
Ah. So you were bluffing.
370
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
But was I?
371
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:13,909
Yes.
372
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:14,826
You lost.
373
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:18,246
I'm gonna join Sol and Bud
in the losers' circle.
374
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,374
We're playing rock, paper, scissors.
375
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:25,462
So I guess it's down
to just you and Robert.
376
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,841
[sighs] Oh, rats.
377
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,512
Just another totally neutral hand.
378
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,181
I'll... [clears throat]
379
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,975
check.
380
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,486
I...
381
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,655
suppose I'll bet.
382
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,284
I'll see you.
383
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,995
And I'll raise you.
384
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,958
I'll see your raise.
385
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:04,918
Pot's right.
386
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,050
I could throw a few more bones at it.
Why not?
387
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,054
I could put you all in.
388
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,642
I'd put you all in
if I had any more chips.
389
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,978
And if I'm understanding "all in."
390
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,690
But you can't. Unless you got
anything else valuable lying around.
391
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,859
You don't happen to have sleep apnea,
do you?
392
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,068
Try again.
393
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:36,867
I will see your raise, and raise you
my husband's Rolex watch.
394
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,327
You have to be kidding me.
395
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,462
Looks like we got ourselves
a real card game.
396
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,968
Deal it, my little rabbit's foot.
397
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,387
[tense music playing]
398
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,598
No. This has to stop.
399
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:01,558
What does?
400
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,519
I'm not dealing this last card.
401
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:05,604
I'm sorry.
402
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,813
But why?
403
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:11,610
Because I'm never gonna prove to you
that I'm not your lucky charm.
404
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:16,573
I wasn't a lucky man until I met
the woman that I want to marry.
405
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,785
Every day that I am with her,
it feels like I've won the lottery.
406
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:25,749
You may think that I'm your lucky charm,
but Jessica is mine.
407
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:31,046
And you're standing in the way
of the only luck that I have ever had.
408
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,967
I hate when people
appeal to my better side.
409
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,930
Okay. How about this?
410
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,640
I will give you a divorce
411
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,601
on the condition that I get you
for three days a year.
412
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,104
The Super Bowl, the Daytona 500
and my pap smear.
413
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,401
Okay, yeah. No.
You've got yourself a deal.
414
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,402
[Robert & Bud clapping]
415
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,320
Yes!
416
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,074
Can we see that last card
so you can break my heart?
417
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,409
Sure. Um...
418
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,081
[whimsical music playing]
419
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,165
[Sol] Robert.
420
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,333
You won!
421
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,417
Oh, my God!
422
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,211
I won! I won!
423
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,921
You would have won.
424
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,839
And I would have lost.
425
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,218
-You really are my good-luck charm.
-[Robert sighs]
426
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:23,139
And I drank all your Scotch,
and I need someone to drive me to Wendy's.
427
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,685
Okay, okay. Wait a minute.
428
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,311
Are you gonna let your hatred
429
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,022
stop you from possibly making
a lot of money?
430
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,984
I do like money.
431
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,070
Screw it. I'll hear your pitch,
then I'll say no.
432
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,239
That's the spirit!
433
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,156
Okay.
434
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,491
[clears throat]
435
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,659
Basically...
436
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,953
you take a selfie without makeup.
437
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,664
A makeup artist
will design the perfect look for you,
438
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,249
teach you how to do it virtually,
439
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,460
and send you the proper makeup
from our original line.
440
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,463
Shit.
441
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,966
That's a great fucking idea. Goddamn it.
442
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,135
Are you screwing with me or...?
443
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,428
I wish.
444
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,430
I'll set up a meeting at Say Grace.
445
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,431
Great!
446
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,850
Wait. Why would you wanna meet there?
447
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,893
Because you're the CEO.
448
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,061
So actually--
449
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,272
Which is the best thing
I can say about you.
450
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,316
And I love being the CEO.
451
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,609
But isn't this kind of a new thing?
452
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,112
Like a Brianna-and-Stewie thing?
453
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,031
Not interested in Brianna and Stewie.
454
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,991
But you just said this was a great idea.
455
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,243
It is a great idea with Say Grace.
456
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,995
And with your juice as CEO,
457
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,038
it gets fast-tracked
458
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,665
and becomes Say Grace's
number-one priority.
459
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,625
-That's how you do business.
-Okay.
460
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:36,171
Well, then, let's do some business
461
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,089
with Say Grace
462
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,633
because I'm the CEO.
463
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,635
Not ready to shake yet.
464
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,220
Got it.
465
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,558
You know, for what it's worth,
466
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,728
this is the longest relationship
I've ever had.
467
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,689
Thanks again for understanding.
468
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:57,609
Consider it payback for all the luck
you've given me.
469
00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:01,488
Oh. And speaking of, here is your cut
from that camel race the other day.
470
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,907
Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't...
471
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,159
be so rude as to decline.
472
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,118
Thank you.
473
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,704
You should consider getting back to Vegas.
474
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,040
With luck like yours,
you could double that money.
475
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:16,127
And with luck like mine,
you're gonna ace your pap smear.
476
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,587
See you then.
477
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,423
Oh, my God.
478
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,306
I'm glad you agreed to come here, Grace.
479
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,183
You said we were going shoe shopping.
480
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,353
We will if you do good in there.
481
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,521
Oh...
482
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:38,691
So are you gonna tell Dr. Gelson about
the night of your first panic attack?
483
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,568
Go back to your magazine.
484
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,195
I can multitask.
485
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:45,615
I just can't find the ice-cream cone.
486
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,827
It's near the popcorn.
487
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,036
Fine.
488
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,913
I'm not a multitasker.
489
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,331
I'm all ears.
490
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,834
It was my wedding day.
491
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,211
You know, having a panic attack
on your wedding day
492
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,588
doesn't seem that unique of an occurrence.
493
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:04,300
Are there any other details
that stand out to you?
494
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:08,346
Well, all I can really remember
was having my first martini,
495
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,723
my brother walking me down the aisle,
496
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:14,185
and then my first episode.
497
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:17,063
What about your second episode?
498
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,899
Hold that thought.
I just found the dinosaur.
499
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,110
Okay, proceed.
500
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:27,157
I once had to leave a Say Grace meeting
because my chest was fluttering.
501
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,618
And I remember thinking it was strange
502
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,288
because what put me over the edge
503
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:37,667
was somebody humming
"Chattanooga Choo Choo."
504
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,752
Aha, "Chattanooga Choo Choo,"
505
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:43,840
which we all know is about
trading New York City for the boondocks.
506
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,426
You were worried your business would fold
507
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:49,721
and you'd be boarding
the one-way train to Tennessee.
508
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,806
Why do you say you're good at this?
509
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:57,937
Because you're about to tell me about
the third time you had a panic attack.
510
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,274
It was my 40th birthday party.
511
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,775
You know who died at 40?
512
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:03,776
Glenn Miller.
513
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,821
Also famous for his rendition
of which song?
514
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,948
-"Chattanooga Choo Choo."
-Yeah.
515
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:12,368
My dad loved Glenn Miller. Oh.
516
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,956
You know, it's funny. All these memories
make me think of my dad.
517
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,999
How's that?
518
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:22,629
Well, my brother had to give me away
at my wedding because my dad couldn't.
519
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,464
He died when I was 10.
520
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,341
I didn't know that.
521
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,344
And, uh, "Chattanooga Choo Choo,"
522
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,222
he sang it all the time.
523
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,890
Drove my mother crazy.
524
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,352
But how did your dad
relate to your 40th birthday?
525
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,396
He died when he was 39.
526
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,981
Well, that's big.
527
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:48,154
But I have no idea
how to connect your father with me.
528
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,783
I am one lousy therapist.
529
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,537
Maybe not. You know...
530
00:24:56,162 --> 00:25:00,792
I was never a person
who ever really felt safe.
531
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,418
[poignant music playing]
532
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:09,133
In my whole life, there were only
two people who made me feel... safe.
533
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,969
You and my dad.
534
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:15,598
And the idea of losing you
the way I lost him is--
535
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,433
It's just unfathomable.
536
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:24,315
If I could,
I wouldn't go anywhere without you.
537
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,234
You know that.
538
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,987
I do. I do.
539
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,572
Oh...
540
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,912
Okay.
541
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:39,872
Grace?
542
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,377
Actually, I think we're good.
543
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,714
Well, speak for yourself.
544
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:50,300
I've got a lot to process from today.
545
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:55,513
[Dan Moxon's
"Take the Good With the Bad" playing]
546
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,226
♪ I'm so low ♪
547
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,899
-♪ I wonder if we'll make it ♪
-♪ I wonder if we'll make it ♪
548
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,985
♪ So low ♪
549
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:14,907
-♪ Man, it ain't no secret ♪
-♪ Man, it ain't no secret ♪
550
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:18,578
♪ Passing time just passing the hat ♪
551
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,665
♪ Trying to keep
Until it's time to get back ♪
552
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,461
♪ To the life that we once had ♪
553
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,964
-♪ Take the good with the bad ♪
-♪ So low ♪
554
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:32,216
-♪ So low ♪
-♪ Take the good with the bad ♪
555
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,926
♪ So low ♪
556
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,970
♪ So low ♪
557
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,097
♪ So low ♪
558
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,350
♪ So low ♪