1 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,262 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,184 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,937 ♪ Got the feeling That something ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:24,525 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:28,321 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,823 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me ♪ 7 00:00:30,907 --> 00:00:32,325 ♪ Jokers to the right ♪ 8 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:35,286 ♪ Here I am stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:39,707 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 10 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:43,419 ♪ Ooh ♪ 11 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:52,095 -Oh, God! Did you get them? -Right here. 12 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,055 Oh, thank God. Come to Mama. 13 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,765 Come to Mama. 14 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:58,559 Oh! Yes! 15 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:03,147 -Are you quite all right, dear? -Who, me? Yeah, I'm cool. 16 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,649 Cool, cool, cool. 17 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:10,655 Well, maybe I've been a little edgy since the Valivan ran out. 18 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,324 Why didn't your doctor give you a refill? 19 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:19,831 Well, he was concerned that I was abusing it, you know, to numb myself. 20 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,999 Blah, blah, blah. 21 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:28,172 Ah, God, I feel number already. 22 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:29,841 Mmm. 23 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:36,097 I know you've been worrying about Frankie. Well, we all do when she's near a stove. 24 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,976 But you don't really believe all this death date nonsense? 25 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,269 Of course not. 26 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:48,901 I mean, Frankie is gonna die at some point or-- Or other-- 27 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:52,530 Why are we talk--? Why are we talking about this? 28 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,614 I'm sorry. 29 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:57,160 Death must be a constant worry at your age. 30 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,495 You're three years older than I am. 31 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:01,914 Not according to some of my passports. 32 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,167 [chuckles] Oh, cheer up, Grace. 33 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,420 There's an easy way to stop all this fretting. 34 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:10,756 -I guess I could try to drink more. -No. 35 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,384 You need to immerse yourself in something else. 36 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,428 Have a little adventure. 37 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,345 Find a hobby. 38 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:20,892 As soon as Scotland Yard cleared me in my husband's disappearance, 39 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,727 I got very into gardening. 40 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,270 Cheered me right up. 41 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:30,067 I was called back in for questioning when they found weed killer in his blood, 42 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:32,403 but my tomatoes were glorious. 43 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,113 [door closes] 44 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,365 Oh, hello, Frankie. 45 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:37,825 Not now, J-M. 46 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:39,994 I need you to do something for me. 47 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:43,247 No talking me out of it. No telling me it's crazy. 48 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,125 Put on one of these disguises. Go out that door. 49 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,753 And come with me to the Luckiest Lady Casino 50 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,046 in Oceanside. 51 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,091 -I'm in. -Really? 52 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:55,635 Wow. 53 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,181 Since you're not gonna be a narc, I'll give you first pick. 54 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:05,937 Do you wanna be the janitor, the showgirl, or the horse? 55 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,147 If you pick the horse, 56 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:11,442 I should be the front half so that I can set our pace. 57 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,369 [yelps] Oh, God. 58 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,162 I'm having that dream again. 59 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:26,040 But normally my hands are paws. 60 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,042 This isn't one of your sex dreams, Barry. 61 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,212 I'm borrowing the office for my meeting with Stuart. 62 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:34,257 -I thought you told him the truth. -That I'm not the CEO? 63 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,259 -Why would I do that? -It's the truth? 64 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,176 Oh. 65 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:39,095 But I know that's not right. 66 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:42,598 Once Stuart writes me a check and sees it doesn't need Say Grace to succeed, 67 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,475 then I absolutely will tell him. 68 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,728 Well, good luck with that. I'm off to stress-eat some strudel. 69 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:53,651 There he is, the man of the hour! 70 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,029 God, I love the sound of Brianna Hanson kissing my ass. 71 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:58,823 Who are you? 72 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,032 Uh... 73 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:04,036 Stuart, this is our CFO, Barry, 74 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:09,083 who has to leave right now and go do whatever the hell it is he does. 75 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,042 Numbers. 76 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:12,753 Don't go. I would love to talk Say Grace financials. 77 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,968 Barry, a little help? 78 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,470 Oh, uh... 79 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:25,266 Can I get anyone anything from the strudel store? [chuckles] 80 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:30,271 Frankie, I'm trying really hard not to second-guess you. 81 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,690 Tell that to the horse in our backseat. 82 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:38,195 Costumes aside, am I allowed to ask why we're going to a casino? 83 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:42,575 You know how Coyote has been icing me out since our last kerfuffle? 84 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:45,161 When you told him you didn't trust him not to screw up? 85 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,705 -Your memory can be quite biting. -Well... 86 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,876 Anyway, he's being distant with Jessica too. 87 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,713 And now he's gone off to a casino in the middle of the day. 88 00:04:55,796 --> 00:05:00,509 -Clearly I need to save him from himself. -Look, Coyote is a very... 89 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,303 somewhat capable man. 90 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,598 I'm sure he's fine. He could just be at the buffet. 91 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,893 No, he gets too overwhelmed with all the choices. 92 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,561 Good Lord. 93 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,646 Grace, there's something going on with him. 94 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:16,233 I even got Madame Elsbeth to tell him about my death day, 95 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,569 and I'm told he was unmoved. 96 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:21,739 Well, maybe he's smarter than we thought. 97 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,157 Oh, Grace, stop. 98 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,993 Look, I get that you're feeling guilty, 99 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:30,164 but if you confront him, doesn't it prove that you don't trust him? 100 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,584 What am I supposed to do while my son is throwing away his life? 101 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,753 Light up a doob and play Parcheesi? 102 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,798 No, that's you throwing away your life. 103 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:46,180 How about we scope it out on the sly, without him seeing us. 104 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:50,601 And if he seems okay, he doesn't need to know we were ever there. 105 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,561 Way ahead of you, Grace. 106 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,856 I'm not wearing the horse. 107 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,234 Well, you're gonna need to fluff these babies up 108 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:00,236 if you're gonna be the showgirl. 109 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,613 [chuckling] 110 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,864 [humming] 111 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:08,119 Someone's chipper this morning. 112 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:15,000 When I finally said I was gonna recommit to being a lawyer, it was a relief. 113 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,168 What changed? 114 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:21,715 Well, I realized I enjoy being the funny guy at the office. 115 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,593 I kill at the morning meetings. 116 00:06:24,677 --> 00:06:27,346 I bet you'll kill tonight hosting the Lawsies. 117 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:32,726 First of all, the firm's awards are called the Lawscars and have been since 2018. 118 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,354 And yes, I'll kill. Hmm. 119 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:38,232 And this year is gonna be especially exciting. 120 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,776 More exciting than the year you won Best Amicus Brief? 121 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:43,779 Well, you tell me. I added some new categories. 122 00:06:43,863 --> 00:06:46,240 -Oh. -To keep it fresh and sex it up. 123 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:51,287 So this year, there's gonna be Coolest Suit, Best Greg. 124 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,456 -What's that? -That means there's more than one Greg. 125 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,709 -Oh. -And... [clears throat] Funniest Lawyer. 126 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,378 Aha. I see. 127 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,840 So I guess my husband is bringing home the gold tonight. 128 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,302 If it happens, it happens. But we both know it's happening. 129 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,431 What do you mean it's a tie? 130 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,352 Look, I know you're smitten with Say Grace. 131 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,355 And who wouldn't be? I've done a really great job. 132 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:23,068 But I think my idea can stand on its own. 133 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:24,487 [yelps] 134 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:25,946 [yelps] 135 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:28,824 That's how we greet each other. 136 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,244 You may approach. 137 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,165 I don't know what's happening. I just need to ask Mallory 138 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,959 if we're moving forward with the Eye Butter? 139 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,419 Who's Mallory? 140 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,545 [whispering] She's nobody. 141 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,131 She's a nice lady who does odd jobs here. 142 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:46,675 But she's deciding with the Eye Butter? 143 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,761 No, I make the decisions. 144 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,387 And it's a no on the Eye Butter. 145 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:54,517 -Will Mallory be back--? -Nix the Eye Butter, Erica. Now, shoo! 146 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:58,938 So as I was saying, I think that differentiating the brands-- 147 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,232 [clears throat] Sorry to interrupt, but the intern, 148 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:04,485 Sally-- Sallory is back from lunch. 149 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:09,823 -Already? Where did you take her, Wendy's? -I wish. 150 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:14,036 She insisted on Salad Shack. It's hard to stretch a Salad Shack lunch. 151 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,414 There's only so much kale you can eat before it fights its way out. 152 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:18,874 [Brianna] Okay. 153 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:22,628 Well, I should probably go help Mallory water the plants. 154 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:26,131 Actually, why don't you and Stuart step out onto the patio 155 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:31,136 so I can talk to Sallory privately? 156 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,556 Why is everybody being weird about this Sally? 157 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,725 She's in a fragile mental state. 158 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:40,437 She was just dumped, and she has a very sharp nail file. 159 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:43,857 -You know how it is. -Actually, I don't. I get manicures. 160 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:47,152 -I don't maintain my own nails. -Oh, okay. 161 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:51,115 [yelps] 162 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,121 That's good. No, please stay. Thank you. 163 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,126 Excuse me, miss? Hi. 164 00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:05,421 -Oh, I like your earrings. -See? 165 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,840 No, he could be ordering soda. 166 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,925 Sure, a soda and booze. 167 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:13,470 In the old days, Coyote loved a rum and Coke. 168 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,973 Then he loved meth and cocaine. 169 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:20,519 Oh, look at him. He's a mess. I'm going in. 170 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:23,814 No, Frankie. Frankie. He's fine. 171 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,609 He looks like every other sweaty freak in here. 172 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:31,155 Oh. That's so sweet of you to say, but I have to do something. 173 00:09:32,031 --> 00:09:33,365 Excuse me. 174 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:36,744 I need you to throw out that handsome young man 175 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,996 over at the blackjack table. 176 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:43,125 I've been watching him, and he's definitely counting cards. 177 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,548 Yeah, we're not real worried about that kind of counting. 178 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:53,010 Well, what if I tell you he touched this lady's butt? 179 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,388 -Ma'am, was your butt touched? -It was not. 180 00:09:57,306 --> 00:10:01,477 I guess his feminist mother just did too good a job raising him. 181 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:07,191 Oh, look. She's bringing him his rum and Coke. 182 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,985 I'll get in the horse. You pull the fire alarm. 183 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:13,364 No. Frankie, you don't know Coyote's drinking. 184 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,990 You don't know he isn't. 185 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,535 Fine. I'll find out. You stay here. 186 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,120 Stay. 187 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,668 Oh, waitress? 188 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:29,713 -Can I help you, hon? -Hello, Magenta. Great name. 189 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,590 My mom was an idiot. 190 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:36,095 That may be, but I have kind of a weird request. 191 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,430 I want all the drinks on your tray. 192 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,934 It's actually a super standard request, but these are all spoken for. 193 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,894 But I really need to know what's in them. 194 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,356 -And I really need to deliver them. -No, no. Wait. Wait. 195 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,565 Are you nuts? 196 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,567 Appears that way. 197 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,485 [sniffing] 198 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,072 -Who the hell are you? -Your worst nightmare. 199 00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,494 Just kidding. Jennifer Nightingale, Realtor. May I? 200 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,331 -No! -What the fuck are you doing here? 201 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,793 This is why you wear the horse. 202 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,882 -I shouldn't have told you. -But now that you did, it can't be untold. 203 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,092 Who was it? 204 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,677 Bud, please. 205 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,847 You're trying to coerce an election official. 206 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:26,103 I swore an oath to your father to maintain the sanctity of these proceedings. 207 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,605 -You can keep those handcuffs. -Shelly. 208 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:29,773 That's it? 209 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:33,068 Yes. She is the one outstanding ballot. 210 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:34,903 Oh, jeez. 211 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:39,408 I hate talking to Shelly. She always bums me out. 212 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:40,784 Fine. 213 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,287 Well, it's unprecedented, 214 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:48,167 but we'll just have a tie between you and Terry for Funniest Lawyer. 215 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,918 I'm tied with Terry? 216 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,089 Is this because he performed a closing argument 217 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,924 like he was in Hamilton? 218 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,927 Anyone can say, "My client wasn't in the room where it happened." 219 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,724 -That's extremely witty. -I need to get Shelly in here. 220 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:12,566 Honestly, I just wanted to see this sad, suburban casino before I died. 221 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:16,487 I'm not an idiot, Mom. Obviously, you're checking up on me. 222 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,197 No. 223 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,075 It never occurred to me you might be down to your last few chips, 224 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,620 drowning your sorrows in booze. 225 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,205 For your information, 226 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:30,793 I only have a few chips because they're each worth $1000. 227 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,212 And I've been drinking Diet Coke. 228 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,006 Pardon me for getting thirsty and watching my figure! 229 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:42,971 Yeah, you guys keep slugging it out. I'm gonna go sit in for you. 230 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,018 Oh, I'm sorry if you had to wait. 231 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,355 I've never played blackjack. What do I do? 232 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,359 -You can ask for another card. -Why not? I'll take one. 233 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,071 Twenty-one. 234 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,490 Wow. 235 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,616 I'm hooked. 236 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,284 [inaudible dialogue] 237 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,873 What is happening? Who is that man? 238 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:16,088 He's... for you. 'Cause this is a setup. 239 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,883 I have been your sister my entire life, and you've never set me up with anyone. 240 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,801 Fine. 241 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,803 I'm pretending to be the CEO of Say Grace 242 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,931 so that Stewie over there, who's now a bazillionaire, will invest. 243 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,934 Isn't Stewie that guy you proved was a loser in high school? 244 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,854 Yes. But now he's very rich. 245 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:36,275 I need you to act like I'm the CEO, and you're the intern until he leaves. 246 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,609 Please! 247 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,445 Please, please, please. 248 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,322 Oh, my God! Fine. 249 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,908 But I'm only doing this out of sisterly whatever 250 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,410 so you get out of my office. 251 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:51,039 Thank you. But in your backstory, we are not sisters. 252 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,876 Isn't he gonna remember me from high school? 253 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,085 No. 254 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,170 -No one remembers you from high school. -[scoffs] 255 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,257 And anyway, my backstory in high school was I didn't have a sister. 256 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:05,012 So, as I was saying, your name is Sally. Or Sallory. 257 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,848 It's unclear at this moment. 258 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,226 You have emotional issues, and you just got dumped. 259 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,979 Smile! Hi! 260 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,397 [Shelly] Knock, knock. 261 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,816 -Who's there? -Shelly. 262 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,109 Shelly who? 263 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,029 Shelly Burke. You asked to see me. 264 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,656 Shelly compare thee to a summer's day? 265 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,077 It doesn't work this way around. I was trying to do a knock-knock bit. Come in! 266 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,959 Am I in trouble? 267 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:40,130 No, no. I was just concerned about you. 268 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:44,092 You didn't vote in the Lawscars. I wanted to make sure everything was okay. 269 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,552 Oh, okay. 270 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,056 Yeah, I'm trying to get this divorce done before my maternity leave. 271 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,390 There's an 18-year-old dog. 272 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,393 I'm just trying to get it resolved before he dies. 273 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,437 Poor Rocky. Caught in the middle. 274 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,650 Well, I'm sure old Rocky can hang on until after the Lawscars. 275 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,401 He went 12 rounds with Apollo Creed. 276 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,325 Are you trying to get me to vote for you for Best Lawyer? 277 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,118 What? No. 278 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,829 I was hoping "Funniest." 279 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,247 Are you funny? 280 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,541 Am I...? Huh. [clears throat] 281 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,294 You're clearly an uninformed voter. 282 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,506 Were you not in the office when I did my Christopher Walken? 283 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,674 I was. 284 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:29,054 [as Walken] Shelly, you know, I do sign your paychecks. 285 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,224 -Fine. I'll vote for you. -[in normal voice] Right. 286 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,726 Because you believe I'm the funniest. 287 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,728 I mean, I want you to vote your conscience. 288 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:39,231 What am I talking about? You're a lawyer. Ha! 289 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,567 Can I get back to work now? 290 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,277 Sure. Thanks. 291 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,948 [grunting] 292 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,658 All right now, come on. 293 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,412 Let's get that ballot in and enjoy the show tonight. 294 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,456 -I think my water just broke. -Oh, shit. 295 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,459 We gotta get you to a hospital. It's happening? 296 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,087 This is so exciting! 297 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,716 [yelling] Hey! Joan-Margaret! Can you bring a ballot over here, stat? 298 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,426 Shelly's having a baby! 299 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,972 I'm sorry. I said the wrong thing and now you're in a spiral. 300 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,934 You're my baby boy and I was worried about you. 301 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,478 But I shouldn't have said what I said. 302 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,648 And you shouldn't have come here to spy on me either. 303 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:25,485 In my defense, you were not supposed to know. 304 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,074 Buy yourself something pretty. 305 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,037 Sorry for the delay, folks. 306 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,999 I was attacked by these two surprisingly strong and old... 307 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,043 Don't hate the player, hate the game. 308 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,336 Buy yourself a new name. 309 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,177 Wait a minute, there's alcohol in here. 310 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,804 But Coyote was drinking Diet Coke. 311 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,307 No, I distinctly remember your son, 312 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:59,061 or sugar-baby, saying, "I'll have a Diet Coke. 313 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,521 No, fuck it, make it a rum and Coke. 314 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,107 No, keep the Diet Coke, just add rum. 315 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,777 Actually, do they still make Mr. Pibb?" 316 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,404 Oh, no. 317 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,530 [inaudible dialogue] 318 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,953 You seem mature for an intern. 319 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,997 Is this for grad school? 320 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,541 Grad school. Yup. 321 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,212 Yup. I'm a late bloomer. 322 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:28,423 [voice breaking] That's one of the reasons my boyfriend broke up with me. 323 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,549 I'm Sally. 324 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,052 Yeah, you already said that. Which grad school? 325 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,845 [in normal voice] Oh, uh... 326 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:38,225 University of... Yeah, The San Diegans. 327 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,937 Stuart, let her get back to her work so she doesn't lose her scholarship. 328 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:48,902 Uh, Taneth is on the phone and she says it's urgent that she talk to the CEO. 329 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,409 You know what? 330 00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:01,248 Sally, I want you to take the call. 331 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,708 Oh, really? Do you think I'm ready? 332 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,669 You're gonna let the intern take the call? 333 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,462 Gotta learn by doing, Stu. 334 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,923 That's the Say Grace way. 335 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,092 She does have that sharp nail file. 336 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,054 Hi, Taneth? 337 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,722 -Good. -Good. 338 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,726 Yes. Yes, the Eye Butter is good to go. Yeah. 339 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,437 What? Canceled? No. No, of course not. 340 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,148 No, that's our baby. You know? 341 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,733 It's our first big thing in the Mallory-Taneth era. 342 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,069 I... 343 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,281 I don't know who would have authorized that. 344 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,282 Uh... 345 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,577 Yeah, I'd be disappointed in me too. 346 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,496 You know what? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this-- 347 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,416 She hung up. 348 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,378 She wasn't super happy you canceled that butter stuff. 349 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,422 You canceled the Eye Butter? 350 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,551 I'm gonna go for a quick coffee run. Stu, how do you like it? 351 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,468 Sit down. 352 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,305 I sure did. 353 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,140 Because I'm the CEO, 354 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:04,019 and CEOs sometimes have to make tough decisions. 355 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,062 Are you fucking kidding me? 356 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,564 Whoa! 357 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,318 I'm all for empowering the intern, but are you gonna let her talk like that? 358 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,446 -She is unstable, remember? -I am not unstable! 359 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,490 I am not the intern. I am the CEO. 360 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,285 And Brianna doesn't even work here anymore. 361 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:25,332 What? I had no clue. 362 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,751 Is that true? 363 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,793 Okay. 364 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:34,716 Yes, technically, I am no longer the CEO of Say Grace. 365 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,469 And technically, I do not work here in any capacity. 366 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,470 What was your plan? 367 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,806 To get me to invest and then spring the truth on me? 368 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,600 You pretty much nailed it. 369 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,938 Of course I did. Well, I am officially saying no to you. 370 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,774 I would never work with somebody that I can't trust. 371 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,320 Oh, and you might wanna check that old math equation of yours. 372 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,280 Oh, wait, you can't. 373 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,491 You never learned to show your work. 374 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,077 Yes! 375 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,666 So, what happened with Shelly? 376 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,086 -She had a nine-pound baby boy. -What--? 377 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,088 Emergency C-section. 378 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,340 Incredibly difficult birth. 379 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,634 Named him Ludwig. 380 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,386 Strange choice. 381 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,512 Mm-hm. 382 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:24,266 So, mother, baby, and ballot all okay? 383 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,350 Got it. 384 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,814 Yes! So I won? 385 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,275 You bet you did, funny guy. 386 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,069 I knew I was the funniest. 387 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,113 Yeah, you sure are. 388 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,157 You won with double the amount of votes that Terry got. 389 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,451 Two votes to one. 390 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,828 Wait a minute. 391 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,957 The only people that voted were Terry, Shelly, and me? 392 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,334 Just take the W, Bud. 393 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,755 I thought you said everyone but one person voted. 394 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:56,840 And they did. 395 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,842 On the important stuff. 396 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:03,388 You know, like Best Lawyer, Best Amicus Brief, Best Greg. 397 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,181 I don't understand. 398 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,809 "Funniest" is an important category. 399 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:12,230 Apparently not to a bunch of people employed at a law firm. 400 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,609 What's going on? 401 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:24,534 I just thought people really got something out of my humor. 402 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,079 Like maybe I brightened up their day a little bit. 403 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,252 I just thought I was doing something that meant something to somebody. 404 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,714 Well, it means something to you and Shelly. 405 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,382 Well, not Shelly. 406 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:45,347 If I can't be the funniest guy in the office, all I have is a career I hate. 407 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:49,851 And a loving wife, a beautiful child. 408 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,145 A mistress? 409 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,984 Comedy was my mistress, and she left me today. 410 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,156 Oh, you're serious. 411 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,241 Oh, bless your heart. 412 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,998 Ah, I hate to say it, but you were right. 413 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,584 You have to be a little more specific. 414 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,670 We talking about the red light back there? 415 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,340 Biosphere 2? Your homemade deodorant? 416 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,842 Oh, I like smelling like raisins. 417 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,221 And you know I'm talking about Coyote. 418 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:29,474 I did make things worse by checking up on him. 419 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,603 You do know your son, Frankie. 420 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,814 Maybe you were right to worry. 421 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,983 No, if he wants to let off steam at a casino, 422 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,403 I shouldn't assume he's on some bender. 423 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,738 Well, I wouldn't call it a bender. 424 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:47,909 If I'd believed in him in the first place, none of this would have happened. 425 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,037 -Frankie-- -It's a relief he's not drinking. 426 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:54,082 At least I can die knowing he's gonna be okay. 427 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,632 Of course I won, Allison. It was no contest. 428 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,260 Yeah. Yeah, it felt great. 429 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,637 What's that, Greg? 430 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,141 He said that all the winners are gonna go have a quick one. 431 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,684 Yeah, I'm there, buddy. 432 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,019 Not gonna let you winners have a drink without me. 433 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,479 "Livin' la Vida Loca"! 434 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:20,859 Allison, I promise I will make it as quick as possible. 435 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,777 I love you too. 436 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,687 She's definitely not here? 437 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,983 No, I told you, it's new topping day at the yogurt shop. 438 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:05,069 She's gonna be gone for hours. Would you please sit down? 439 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,615 No, I'm just here for my winnings. I'm not staying. 440 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,909 Jessica and I are gonna take some "us" time. 441 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,243 Just for a minute? 442 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,337 Okay, so, yes, 443 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,548 your mother was wrong to be checking up on you. 444 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,802 But we both know that her instincts were right. 445 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,305 I tried your Diet Coke. 446 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,770 Are you gonna tell her? 447 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,772 Well, you're an adult. 448 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,107 It's on you to decide that. 449 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,613 Just so you know, that was the first drink that I ordered. 450 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,615 I swear. I'm still sober. 451 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:53,785 And I scared the shit out of myself. 452 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:57,163 I'm headed to a meeting right after this. 453 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,541 That's great. Good for you. 454 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:00,833 You wanna come with me? 455 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:02,627 God, no. 456 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,674 But maybe after the meeting, you could call your mother? 457 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,301 Don't wait to fix things. 458 00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,137 That sounds like something she would say. 459 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,974 But she'd say it with a mouthful of cookie dough. 460 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:22,564 You know, I really hate fighting with my mom. 461 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:26,067 It's just, ever since she got that stupid death date, 462 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:29,279 she's been trying to wrap me up in a neat little bow. 463 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,824 -Fucking death date. [groans] -So stupid. 464 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,826 -She's not dying. -Yeah. 465 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,162 Is it getting hot in here? 466 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,333 Um... I think we're outside. 467 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,504 -Do you need some water? -No, I'm good. I'm good. 468 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,965 You're the one with the problem, buddy. 469 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:55,138 You should be processing your feelings instead of numbing yourself with booze. 470 00:25:55,722 --> 00:26:00,602 Um, did you literally just take a Valivan while telling me not to numb myself? 471 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:03,271 This is medicine, prescribed by my doctor. 472 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,566 Well, somebody's doctor. 473 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,903 Look, I know that this is the last thing that you want to hear, 474 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:16,826 but it looks like you're not dealing with your feelings and now you're spiraling. 475 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,829 And you know what that means. 476 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,708 Oh, yeah. It means I'm pulling a Coyote. 477 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:29,922 Good for you. 478 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:34,177 Doesn't it feel good to know you're gonna start processing those feelings? 479 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,095 Not one fucking bit. 480 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:37,513 Right? 481 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,476 Oh, wait. Your winnings. Seven thousand dollars. 482 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,227 Seven thousand dollars? 483 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:44,437 You're welcome. 484 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,481 I was up 12,000 before you took over. 485 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,233 I'm a big tipper. 486 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,402 ["Got the Feeling" playing] 487 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:58,451 ♪ I've been up and ♪ 488 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:02,372 ♪ I've been down ♪ 489 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:06,876 ♪ Almost level ♪ 490 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:11,214 ♪ With the ground ♪ 491 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,593 ♪ But you know I I’m still ♪ 492 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,888 ♪ Still around ♪ 493 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,141 ♪ Yeah, and I’ve got that feeling ♪ 494 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,687 ♪ All in my bones ♪ 495 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,064 ♪ Whoa ♪ 496 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:32,276 ♪ Yeah, I’ve got that feeling Mm-mm-hmm ♪ 497 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,737 ♪ All in my bones ♪