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[theme music playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know why
I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feeling
That something ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me ♪
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♪ Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Hey, girl.
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You stoned?
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No.
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I'm just staring
into the abyss that was my life.
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That's my last painting.
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I like it. It's minimalist.
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Then it's perfect.
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I've lived a small, insignificant life
in the giant shadow of a skinny alcoholic.
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Come on, Mom.
Everybody's worried about you.
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No one wants you to fake-die alone.
Come back to your funeral.
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Coyote's got a story you have to hear.
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And it's all Frankie.
Not a Grace in sight.
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Is it the one
about how Coyote and Jessica got together?
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Yes.
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Eh. That's not a great story.
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I really just wanna be alone.
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But you're gonna miss out
on the big thing we're gonna do.
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-What?
-Oh, okay. Well...
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I'm gonna tell you what it is.
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Right now.
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-Good news, she's coming down.
-Okay.
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Even better news,
you're getting married today.
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Hmm?
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I'm so sorry, Sol.
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No, no, no, it's not your fault.
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It's just that...
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if a night like that...
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a night that changed our whole lives
can be lost...
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I'm afraid
you'll lose the memory of me too.
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Look, you're right. I have a problem.
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We'll go see that doctor
like you wanted me to.
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I'm sorry I've...
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been such a stubborn bastard about it.
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You are a stubborn bastard.
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[Robert laughing]
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It was the only way
I could get her to come down here.
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-And she is officiating.
-Ugh.
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-I'm really not comfortable with this.
-I know.
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We should at least be able
to pick our own officiant.
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Rodman?
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We choose Dennis Rodman.
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You can do the real wedding later.
This is just for show.
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So the fake funeral is now a fake wedding?
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Well, they make up fake holidays.
It tracks.
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Just do it.
It's not real. And it'll make Mom happy.
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Just like medieval times?
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I promise, Jessica...
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us getting married today
means absolutely nothing to me.
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This is your closing argument?
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No. Um...
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I just need more than one wedding
to contain all my love.
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Hmm. Good save.
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Oh...
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Eh.
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-Sol, where's my flower confetti?
-I'm on it.
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How are we almost out of vodka?
Doesn't Grace live here?
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Go upstairs.
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She has bathroom vodka,
bedroom vodka, and upstairs-hallway vodka.
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Something blue.
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No.
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-Something old?
-[J-M] No.
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Why the hell is everybody still here?
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-The funeral's supposed to be over by now.
-Well, the funeral is over, darling.
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Frankie bailed.
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Now we're trying a wedding
to see if that's more to her liking.
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Is the wedding real?
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Unclear at this time.
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Hey, hey, where are you going
with my upstairs vodka?
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Hey. So I just had a call with Taneth,
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and it seems like
there's been some downsizing.
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Oh, Barry.
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Are you single and jobless too?
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No, no, no.
My job's super secure, thank God.
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But Mallory
will soon no longer be with the company.
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-Are you fucking kidding me?
-No.
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I was gonna quit in protest,
but, well, I've had a lot of upheaval
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-in my life lately.
-Is this because I canceled
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the eye butter? I will call Taneth
and explain. Give me your phone.
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-She won't answer it if she sees it's me.
-It's not about the eye butter.
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She just thinks Mallory is weak.
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She said she's a weak leader.
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Taneth is a vengeful monster.
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And not in the good way.
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Okay.
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I will handle this.
Just don't say a word to Mallory.
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Right.
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But I'm a terrible liar.
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You should leave.
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But then I have to
have a lie for why I'm leaving.
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Oh, my God, I'm spiraling out of control
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-from all my poisonous lies and just--
-Jesus. Barry. Just get out of here.
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I'm just saying
it's the responsibility of the bequeather
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to tell the bequeathee
what she's bequeathing him permission for.
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You gotta stop that.
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Okay? First off, I'm losing my hearing,
and second, you're a grown-ass man.
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The only one who can give you permission
for anything is you.
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You're right.
I don't need to get permission.
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-I give permission.
-Yeah.
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I'm the permissioner.
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[laughs]
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Hey, Allison.
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Guess what.
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I can do whatever I want.
I can even quit my job.
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Nope. You need my permission for that.
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I'm not talking to you.
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I wasn't talking to you
before you weren't talking to me.
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Well, that's impossible.
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Because I just told you
that I wasn't talking to you.
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I couldn't tell you before
because I wasn't talking to you.
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Oh, I heard you bailed on your funeral.
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I was overcome by all the beautiful things
everyone said about me.
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And just me.
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You didn't even come up once.
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Good. At my age, I always appreciate it
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when my name
isn't brought up at a funeral.
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How did the meeting go?
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-Did you happen to check your messages?
-No.
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It was great.
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No, better.
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Better than great.
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But you left me a message.
Why did you call me?
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Well, to gloat, obviously.
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I don't believe you,
and I'm going to check my messages.
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Now, if I can only find my phone
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-before I pass away.
-Oh, damn it.
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All right, thank you.
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We'll see you then.
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-Who were you talking to?
-My internist.
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We've got an appointment to see him
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and he's already given me the name
of a neurologist.
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And we should start talking
about preparing our house
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for what's to come.
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We'll put up notes everywhere
to remind me of things I might forget
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like turning off the stove.
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Then we'll watch Memento again
and see how Guy Pearce did it.
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And then we should make a plan
for my future care
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so the burden doesn't all fall on you.
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Uh...
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-I'm taking action.
-I see that.
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In fact, it seems you went right
from denial straight to action.
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-Yes, that's how it's done.
-Mm.
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-But then we miss the sad and mopey part.
-Now you're getting it.
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But that's the part I'm best at.
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Hey there, you.
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Hey, you okay? I was a little worried
about you there for a second.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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That was just some kind of feeling spasm.
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But...
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thanks for the...
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thing you did with the arms around me.
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So, Mal, are you really happy at your job?
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-What?
-I mean, have you given any thought
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to what else might be out there for you?
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Why do you sound like
an Herbalife recruiter?
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I just think you're being wasted
at Say Grace being Taneth's flunky.
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Excuse me, but I am a flunky no more.
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Okay? Upper management sees me
as an in-command commander.
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Right.
But you're a creative person like me.
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And people like us
always end up getting overlooked
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-in a corporate environment.
-I don't feel overlooked.
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I think you might soon.
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So I should just quit my great job
to do my own thing like you.
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Ooh.
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That's interesting.
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Because you don't need Taneth.
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You know what I think?
I think you're miserable right now
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and you're jealous
of my success in a job you once had.
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And now you just want me
to be as miserable as you.
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God.
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You'll never be as miserable as me.
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Just because it's an open bar
doesn't mean you have to take advantage.
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I'm not driving.
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I live upstairs.
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You may need someone
to drive you upstairs.
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Of course,
always in the most logical place.
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[Bud] Mom, the ceremony's starting
and you're starting it.
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Coming.
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[Grace on voicemail]
Frankie, pick up your damn phone already.
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You know I can't get up there
and sing without you.
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And we have a chance to make this deal.
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[Grace] What's that look?
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This is my "well, well, well" look.
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I thought it was your
"I may have gas" look.
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Uh, they are similar.
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But this one is my "someone couldn't
close a deal without Frankie" look.
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Welcome, everyone.
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Today we celebrate Coyote
and Jessica's commitment to each other.
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How'd you get this gig?
You don't understand commitment.
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Let us pray that Coyote and Jessica
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will be real partners
who always have each other's back.
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Let us also pray that Jessica
doesn't stab her partner in the back.
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And that they will always be there
for each other.
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Like should Jessica
find herself on her deathbed,
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Coyote will think twice
about abandoning her to go to a meeting.
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What if Coyote's already abandoned
by Jessica on the most important day
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of their careers?
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I feel like this back and forth
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is a little disruptive
to the flow of the wedding.
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I'm sorry, wedding goers,
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but Grace is just bitter
because she found out that her career
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can't sing on its own.
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And I can never get you to stop singing.
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But when I actually need you to,
you're nowhere to be found.
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The woman broke my karaoke machine
and blamed it on her grandson.
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You can blame kids for that?
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It's frowned upon.
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I hope you're happy
that you went to your disastrous meeting.
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Now when I die tomorrow,
you're gonna feel double the terrible.
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Oh, and when you don't die tomorrow,
you're gonna feel double the stupid.
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Oh, my death date is real, lady.
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The only thing real about your death date
is that it gave me panic attacks.
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I'm sorry my passing upsets you.
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It upsets me too.
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Then how come you seem
to handle it so remarkably well?
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It's called acceptance, Grace.
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Frankie, it's called relief.
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I am not relieved.
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Bullshit.
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You're so eager to get out of here.
You never once even questioned it.
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You don't know
all the questions in my head.
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I do because you tell them to me.
Every single one of them.
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Yeah, well, I have a question of my own.
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Why don't you wanna stick around
for the real end?
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What if I don't want all the shit
that comes with the end?
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-What are you talking about?
-It's not death I'm afraid of.
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I'm afraid to get sick
and not be able to walk
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or use my hands
or any of the things that make me me.
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Oh, big fucking deal.
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So you can't use chopsticks anymore.
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I can't paint either.
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Oh.
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[crackling]
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Oh, my God.
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We're dead?
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Yes, and you killed me.
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I knew it.
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-You're my murderer.
-See, this is why I'm not a hugger.
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Nothing good ever comes from it.
249
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,348
But it was just supposed to be me.
250
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,516
Why are you here?
251
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,852
Because you always drag me
to places I don't wanna go.
252
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:41,775
But unlike that Christmas play
starring rescue dogs,
253
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,152
this time we are leaving.
254
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:47,698
Oh, yeah, you can leave
because that's how heaven works.
255
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,741
Read your pamphlet.
256
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,123
It says, "If you have a problem,
talk to your case manager."
257
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,501
Ooh, look at the food menu
with two choices.
258
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,170
Anything or anything with cheese.
259
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,215
-I'm getting number two.
-You let me handle the manager.
260
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,469
I could get out of that Cabo timeshare,
I can get us out of this.
261
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,846
Why are you yelling?
262
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,640
I'm not.
263
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:15,976
Oh, my God.
264
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,520
I'm hearing like a newborn.
265
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,941
And my arthritis is like a newborn.
266
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,153
Don't get used to it, Frankie,
because we're not staying.
267
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,282
Grace, it's okay if you need to go back.
268
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,118
But I've accepted my life is over.
269
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,665
You know, this is not the first time
we thought our lives were over.
270
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:44,129
We were pretty sure we were done
when our husbands left us.
271
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,424
But the only thing broken then
was my heart.
272
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:52,012
And now my whole body is breaking
and it's only gonna get worse.
273
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,638
Well, you don't know that.
274
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,517
You remember the first night
at the beach house?
275
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:01,271
We couldn't imagine a future,
let alone one that was better
276
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,400
than everything that came before,
and we made that happen, Frankie.
277
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:06,318
Together.
278
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:11,656
Listen, I swear to you,
we are not done yet,
279
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,912
and maybe, just maybe,
the best is yet to come.
280
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,417
God, I wish you'd told me that
before you electrocuted me.
281
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:23,835
Hmm.
282
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,170
[bell dings]
283
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,059
Are you supposed to knock
on heaven's door?
284
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,697
[clears throat]
285
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,535
Well, hi, girls.
286
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,411
[Frankie] Oh, God.
287
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,331
You look exactly how I knew you would.
288
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,708
No, no. I'm not the Almighty.
289
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,544
Hardly. I'm Agnes.
290
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,629
Just a working-class angel.
291
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:12,634
Of course, I haven't had
a promotion in 250 years,
292
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,762
but the benefits are heaven.
293
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,348
I just need to check your files
294
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:23,562
and I'll have you girls
in your new homes in a blink.
295
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,188
Literally.
296
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:29,401
No, well, before you start blinking, you
have to understand there's been a mistake.
297
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,944
-Yeah.
-Oh, darling,
298
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,363
that's not the first time I've heard that.
299
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,657
Yeah, no, really,
I'm not supposed to be here.
300
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,410
She's right.
It was just supposed to be me.
301
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,830
Hmm. Let me recheck my paperwork.
302
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,791
You know what? You're right.
303
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,084
There has been a mistake.
304
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,919
That happens now and again.
305
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,713
But that's an easy fix.
306
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:56,178
While you have the stamp out,
can you put "return" on mine too?
307
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,847
I'd really have to go back with Grace.
308
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,016
I'm sorry, honey, but that's not possible.
309
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,227
You see, your name is on the list.
310
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,855
No. No, you don't understand.
311
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,274
We're not good on our own.
312
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,612
No, and trust me,
she'd be a disaster up here without me.
313
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,991
Oh, don't worry, Grace, you'll be back
up here with Frankie soon enough.
314
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:22,787
And don't you go moping
before you see your new art studio.
315
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707
Now that you can paint again.
316
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,920
Look, Agnes, heaven seems great,
and I know it'll be rough down there
317
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,756
and I won't be able to do
everything I could before,
318
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,842
but if I can't be with Grace,
319
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:41,139
I'll be in so much emotional pain,
all the cheese in heaven won't help.
320
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,807
Oh, bless your heart.
321
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,810
But rules is rules.
322
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,980
And it's time to say goodbye.
323
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,987
Oh.
324
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,740
I don't know how to say goodbye to you.
325
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,452
I don't want to say goodbye to you.
326
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,125
We haven't had enough time together.
327
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,671
I wish I knew you
when I was a little girl.
328
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:17,259
Oh!
I'd... I'd be a totally different person.
329
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,098
I love you, Grace.
330
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,061
I love you too, Frankie.
331
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,523
Hey, ladies.
332
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,358
Time's running out.
333
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,152
And I certainly can't tell you
334
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,781
to take this stamp here
on the right side of my desk
335
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:43,243
and mark "return" on your paperwork.
336
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:46,329
I would never do a thing like that.
337
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,582
Excuse me,
I'm gonna turn around for a minute.
338
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:55,422
-You thinking what I'm thinking?
-Yeah, great chair. CB2?
339
00:20:56,214 --> 00:21:01,011
Ladies. I can't stare
into infinity forever.
340
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,846
Oh.
341
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,390
Are you ready?
342
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,483
Bye-bye, girls.
343
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,113
[all gasping]
344
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,116
-[Mallory] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mom!
-Mallory, help her!
345
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,994
[Bud] Holy-- Oh, my goodness.
Are you okay, Mom? Mom?
346
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,079
-We're fine. We're both fine.
-[Bud] Are you okay?
347
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,081
A little jet lagged, that's all.
348
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,710
-How long were we out?
-Just like two or three seconds.
349
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,627
That's it?
350
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,838
God, it seemed longer.
351
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,634
-I'm glad you're here.
-Glad to be here.
352
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,679
But you're gonna have to speak up.
353
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,982
-Honey, it's okay. We should go.
-I'll be right there.
354
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,985
-Dude, it's an Uber.
-Okay.
355
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:00,403
Sorry.
356
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:04,783
It's just the happiest day of my life,
and I want everyone to know it.
357
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,829
-Duh. That was the perfect wedding.
-Yeah.
358
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,247
No family.
359
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,041
Get in the car!
360
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,043
-I love you.
-I love you.
361
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,592
-Oh, okay.
-Let's go!
362
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,552
[Coyote] We got married!
363
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,762
[school bell ringing]
364
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,641
I called you here today
because one of our students, Acorn,
365
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,393
is having an issue with Bud.
366
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,602
I didn't do anything.
367
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,729
-And who names their kid Acorn?
-I do.
368
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,775
-Great name. After the tree seed, right?
-What's going on with Bud and Acorn?
369
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,779
Every time I see the kid at drop-off,
he has a meltdown. I really try with him.
370
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,863
I smile, I--
371
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,782
I make funny faces.
372
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,492
Your funny faces upset me too.
373
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:51,996
It's gotten bad with Acorn that it takes
until lunch for him to calm down.
374
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,457
I was hoping Fred could shed some light
375
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,210
on what it is about Bud
that's so triggering for Acorn.
376
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,254
I might know what the problem is.
377
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:03,216
I have a very open
and honest relationship with my son,
378
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:07,720
and when he asks me why Daddy lives
in a crappy hotel by the freeway,
379
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:12,058
I tell him it's because Mommy's
divorce lawyer was so good at his job
380
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,477
that Daddy doesn't have any money left.
381
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,272
-I was Mommy's divorce lawyer.
-Good to see you again, Bud.
382
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,233
So, Fred, you could make clear to Acorn
383
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,027
that this is a burden
he doesn't need to carry.
384
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,530
You're right.
I'll tell him after I explain to him
385
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:28,074
that Christmas isn't gonna be
quite so merry this year.
386
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,742
-Oh, God.
-[Fred] I have to leave.
387
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,745
I need to catch
the last airport shuttle back to my hotel.
388
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,415
I'll talk to my son.
389
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:42,005
-Well, thank you, Ms. Alexander.
-Oh, wait a minute.
390
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,258
There's another parent here,
Stephanie Rovener's dad.
391
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,844
[gasps] That's gonna be a bad one.
392
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,723
Can I have a permission slip, please?
393
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,391
For...?
394
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,684
For my husband.
395
00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:01,774
So he can sign this and give
himself permission to quit his job.
396
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,446
Thanks, Allison.
397
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,408
-Not in front of the principal.
-[man] Is he in there?
398
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,077
Is there another way out?
399
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,673
[knock on door]
400
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,634
Hey.
401
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,180
Hey. How did you find out?
402
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:36,059
Barry told me the other day. Somewhere
between the funeral and the wedding
403
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,896
-and our mother getting electrocuted.
-Wait, you knew before I did?
404
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,943
That's why you were telling me
I don't need Taneth.
405
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:49,280
I was just hoping
I could give you a softer landing.
406
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,285
Thank you for trying to be there for me.
407
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,704
Just wanted to return the favor.
408
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:03,920
I still don't know why she fired me.
I mean, what did I do?
409
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,129
It's because...
410
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,010
I canceled the eye butter.
411
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,721
-You think?
-Yes.
412
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:14,847
Definitely.
413
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,725
It's on me, Mallory.
414
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,687
That makes me feel a little better.
415
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:26,484
Oh, hey, Brianna, did you hear
I got a raise and a promotion?
416
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,069
That makes me feel worse.
417
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:32,782
Even though I don't work here anymore
or even have a job, I can still fire you.
418
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,033
Oh, come on.
419
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,743
You two are gonna do fine.
420
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,913
It's a better world for you to walk into
421
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,457
than it was
when your mother started the company.
422
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,834
He's right.
423
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,130
Back then, even the people who worked here
called her the Beauty Bitch.
424
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,425
What did they call me when I was CEO?
425
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,386
Oh, we shortened your mother's nickname.
426
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,138
I was just The Bitch?
427
00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,059
That's awesome. That's like a fairy tale.
428
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:04,606
And what badass name
did they call me behind my back?
429
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:08,109
Uh, we called you...
430
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:10,445
Mallory.
431
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,072
-Mm.
-Wow.
432
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,701
I didn't even get the respect
to be disrespected.
433
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:18,161
That's harsh.
434
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,205
I tried starting a nickname for you
but it didn't take.
435
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:22,415
What was it?
436
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:24,208
Noodles.
437
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,131
You ready, Noodles?
438
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,383
Do I have a choice, Bitch?
439
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:40,266
You know, I'm thinking
about starting a new business.
440
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,601
You in?
441
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,561
Turns out I'm available.
442
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,272
I think I found the perfect name.
443
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,190
What is it?
444
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:49,025
Beauty Bitch.
445
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,860
-Can we talk about the name?
-No.
446
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,405
[inaudible dialogue]
447
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,366
[elegant music playing on piano]
448
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:05,833
Why are we here?
449
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,128
-Did you tell me and I forgot?
-Not at all.
450
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:13,049
I haven't told you
because it's a surprise.
451
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,050
Oh.
452
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:14,967
So...
453
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,596
is this place ringing any bells?
454
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,686
I'm afraid not.
455
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:28,022
Maybe this will help.
456
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,694
New York's finest knish.
457
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:36,531
Take a bite.
458
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,077
Oh, that's delicious.
459
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,455
It's a little pie with potatoes in it.
460
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,751
You said that back then too.
461
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,172
I'm still not understanding.
462
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,096
[playing uplifting tune on piano]
463
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:15,528
-That's ringing some bells.
-Good.
464
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,449
Then come with me.
465
00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:38,468
Oh, my God.
466
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,889
It's the hotel where it happened.
467
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,184
Yes.
468
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:53,357
I've been so amazed at the way
you're facing your future so courageously,
469
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,487
and it's true that at some point
470
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:00,948
we won't be able to bring back
471
00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:05,411
all the great memories
from the life we've had together,
472
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:10,541
but maybe we can bring back one right now.
473
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,422
Maybe even create a new one.
474
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,132
I love that.
475
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:19,842
[elevator bell dings]
476
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,563
Take the next one, pal.
477
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,982
We've got a whole thing going on here.
478
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,573
[elevator bell dings]
479
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,161
Goodbye, Renee.
480
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,580
Joanne.
481
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:51,999
Tony. Crockett.
482
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,417
Tubbs.
483
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,170
Goodbye, Fiona.
484
00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,716
-What are you doing?
-Facing the hard part.
485
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,594
My painting days are over.
486
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:11,394
-Not if I have anything to say about it.
-["You're All I Need To Get By" playing]
487
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,689
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
488
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,816
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
489
00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,819
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
490
00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,821
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
491
00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:24,240
♪ You're all ♪
492
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,700
♪ I need... ♪
493
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,078
This is how you see us, isn't it?
494
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,246
Sure is.
495
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,916
♪ As long as I got you, then, baby
♪ You know that you got me, oh! ♪
496
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,251
♪ Oh! ♪
497
00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:40,923
[Grace & Frankie laughing]
498
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,718
-Wow.
-Amazing.
499
00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:48,180
I never, ever thought
that I would be in the ocean again.
500
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,474
See, we can do anything together.
501
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,811
Well, I only went up to my knees.
Let's not go overboard.
502
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:57,106
Next time let's go up to our waist
and have a good pee.
503
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,359
You really are 10.
504
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:01,819
I'm not hearing "no."
505
00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:06,115
♪ ...you were my destiny ♪
506
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,909
♪ With my arms open wide... ♪
507
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:09,160
[Grace] Now what?
508
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,037
♪ I threw away my pride... ♪
509
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,956
[both laughing]
510
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,584
♪ ...dedicate my life to you ♪
511
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,878
♪ I will go where you lead ♪
512
00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:21,797
♪ I'll be right there in a time of need ♪
513
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,425
♪ And when I lose my will ♪
514
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,719
♪ You'll be right there
To push me up that hill ♪
515
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:31,223
♪ There's no
No looking back for us ♪
516
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,600
♪ No, there ain't baby! ♪
517
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:37,104
♪ We've got our love and sho'nuff
That's enough ♪
518
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,315
-♪ You're all ♪
-♪ You're all ♪
519
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,652
♪ You're all I need ♪
520
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,820
-♪ You're all ♪
-♪ Hear me, baby ♪
521
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,823
♪ You're all I need ♪
522
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,117
♪ You're all ♪
523
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:57,208
♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
524
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,544
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
525
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:05,549
♪ As long as I got you then, baby
You know that you got me, oh! ♪
526
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,385
♪ You're all I need ♪
527
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,096
♪ You're all I need ♪