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Jolly good.

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♪

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[Singing indistinctly]

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♪

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Man: Help me.

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Help me.

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♪

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Help me.

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♪

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Rick?

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♪

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Daddy...

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♪

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Oh, no.
Too soon!

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- The Grinch is here.
- I'm not a Grinch.

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I just happen to think

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that Christmas
has no place in November.

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Well, I wouldn't
stand there, then.

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What? Oh, God.

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You might get seduced.[Laughs]

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What, you think that
some tall, swarthy man

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is going to come in here
and sweep me off my feet?

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- Detective Sims.
- Oh, hi, sir.

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D.C. Chalmers.

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That was... Inspector Hughes. Yeah.

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Yeah. What did he want?

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Uh, he was in with Mike
when I got here.

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Okay. Is that it?

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That's all I know.

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Ah, morning.

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Morning.
Uh, coffee?

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Uh, no.
Uh, Hughes came bearing.

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Right.
Yes, uh, I did see him.

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Just passing through,
was he, or...

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Doing the rounds.

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Um, dead body found
at Hackett's Glade.

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♪

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No I.D.

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As if he needs any.

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Meaning?

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The thorns.

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The loincloth and wound
to the abdomen.

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It is obvious who he is.
Jesus Christ.

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Well, how about we just stick
with John Doe for now?

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You don't know.

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This could be
the second coming.

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Well, if it is, he came
and went pretty quick.

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Didn't make the news.

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♪

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Hello, there.

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I'm not sure
what brought you out here,

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but clearly you have
a story to tell.

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Or you were telling a story.

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Uh, Dr. Plummer
found the victim.

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Apparently,
his last word was "Daddy."

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Daddy?

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- That confirms it.
- What?

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He did that on the cross,
crying out to the Holy Father.

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"Daddy, why have you
forsaken me?"

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Carry on, Gina.

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[Clears throat]

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- Dr. Plummer.
- Detective.

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How are you bearing up?

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I'm quite shaken,
I don't mind admitting.

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It's not every day
a man dies at your feet.

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Uh, this man... He just came crawling
out of the bush.

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And you were out here... Uh, taking a walk.

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A little me time just strolling
in the woods, as you do.

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It's spring and we walk,
don't we?

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♪

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Um, can you bag that?

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Enjoying the sounds
of nature.

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Quite normal.
Boss!

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♪

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There's a clear blood trail
along here.

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♪

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Into there.

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♪

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Okay, this is getting weird.

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Hey, Mike.

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It's a fake.

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Makes the whole getting out
of the cave thing a lot easier.

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Mm.

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Okay, so, loincloth,
crown of thorns,

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cave, and a cross.

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Baked beans. Coffee.

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Uh, sawn-off shotgun
and a hunting knife.

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♪

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Sims: Hey, uh, fingerprints
have come back

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with a hit on our victim,
a Rick Faldo.

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He's got a record for burgs,
car conversion.

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Assaulted a petrol station
attendant in 2014.

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Last known address
Cable Lane, Riverstone.

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[Cellphone rings]

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Gina.

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Jesus awaits you, Mike.

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<i>Uh, I'm not sure he's...</i>

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♪

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I'm on my way.

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He <i>is</i> the way.

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♪

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[Sighs]

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Follow up on this
Rick Faldo.

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Let me know
if he's definitely our man.

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Okay.

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- Did you see that?
- What?

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He closed his door.
He hardly ever closes his door.

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So?
So, I think
he's hiding something.

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Well, the man's entitled
to his privacy.

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Hmm. Is he, though,

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if he's hiding something
from us,

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something to do with Hughes
turning up out of the blue?

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Uh, you're not going
in there?

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W-Well...

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If I have a file
[Clears throat]

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that I need to drop
on his desk, then why not?

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Are you sure this
is a good idea?

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What if he's sick
or something?

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Wouldn't you want to know
so that we could help?

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Detective Sims.

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Going somewhere?

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Um...

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Yes, actually, we are...

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On our way to Riverstone
to follow up on a victim I.D.

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I see.
Mm-hmm.

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Then I won't get in your way.

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But we should have a chat.

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I'm here for a couple of days.
Catch me when you have a moment.

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Okay, I-I will do that.

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Carry on.

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It's important, I take it.

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Sorry. What?

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Well, don't let me
put you off your stride.

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Oh, um, of course I-I won't,
and I will.

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And it is.

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It is, of course.

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[Clears throat]

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Right, um,
we should hit the road.

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Yeah.

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Stay safe out there.
Yeah.

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[Cellphone rings][Clears throat]

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Hughes.

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Okay, wow, that was close.

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Yeah, well, it's your sign
not to go snooping.

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I wasn't snooping,
I was following a lead.

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You were caught in the act
of a near snoop.

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What was he even
doing there, anyway?

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Why does he want
to talk to you?

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I don't know, but whatever
it is, it can't be good.

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Gina: And here,
a hole in the palm.

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Stigmata, Mike.

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Uh, perhaps an old injury.

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Stigmata is a very old
phenomenon.

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And the wound to the abdomen
has all the signs

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of an upward thrust
towards the heart.

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Any idea what
caused the wound?

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The spear of a Roman soldier.

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[Sighs] What about
a hunting knife?

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The Romans didn't
carry those.

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Uh, Gina,
I-I don't think this man--

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There is so much
we don't know.

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There was a prophecy that
he would walk among us again.

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I feel very privileged to be
the pathologist that served him.

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I was unaware that you held
Christian beliefs, Gina.

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There is so much you
don't know about me, Mike.

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But one day, you will
know me inside and out.

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- Uh, Anglican, Catholic?
- Greek Orthodox.

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Their songs are more catchy.

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Would you like me
to sing one?

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Probably not--
in here.

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It's not appropriate.

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Another time.

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A cup of coffee,
then we should get down to it.

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♪

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[Hammering]

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♪

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- Yes?
- Uh, Cynthia Bassett?

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Depends who's asking.

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Detective Kristin Sims.

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- D.C. Chalmers.
- Uh-huh.

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We're, uh, making some inquiries
about a Rick Faldo.

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Uh-huh.

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Cynthia, what is your
relationship with Mr. Faldo?

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Rick is my ex.

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Uh, is there somewhere
we could sit down?

186
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Why?

187
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We need to discuss Mr. Faldo
with you. We have some news.

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Whatever he's done,
it's got nothing to do with me.

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Okay, uh, he was found
deceased this morning

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at Hackett's Glade
in Brokenwood.

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♪

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What did he do?

193
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,954
Nail himself to a cross again?

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♪

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Ricky was a dreamer.

196
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Always thought he was onto
the next big thing or big score.

197
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Painting and sculpting were
all forms of self-expression

198
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or purging of his demons,
I guess.

199
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His one-year
anniversary present.

200
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Everything he did
was kind of intense.

201
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Just wears you down
after a while.

202
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And so when you said,

203
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"Did he nail himself
to a cross again?"

204
00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:52,099
you literally meant...[Chuckles] Yeah.

205
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Wasn't a metaphor.

206
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,760
Ricky thought
he was really the man,

207
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,487
and everything he did
was supposedly to help others.

208
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:03,386
But then that went
to extremes.

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[Exhales sharply]

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♪

211
00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,225
Cynthia!

212
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,814
♪

213
00:11:16,814 --> 00:11:18,850
Cynthia, I need a hand out here.

214
00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:21,301
So, I kicked him out
after that.

215
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:23,061
Do you know where he went?

216
00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,202
A week later
he turned up back here,

217
00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:28,032
promising that
he'd sorted himself out,

218
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:29,550
but found him
out in the garden,

219
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,380
fashioning a Roman spear.

220
00:11:33,589 --> 00:11:35,867
What are you doing?

221
00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:38,318
I'm making you a gift...

222
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,423
for you to show your love.

223
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,737
When they put me up
on the cross...

224
00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:47,120
...I want you to be the one
to pierce my heart.

225
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,742
Why would I do that, Rick?

226
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,779
Then you'll know
I'm dead.

227
00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,989
Three days later,

228
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I'll be in your arms again.

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♪

230
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The world will rejoice.

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♪

232
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,067
Cynthia: So I kicked him out
for good.

233
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,276
And that was
two weeks ago.

234
00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:09,038
So... how did he die?

235
00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:12,421
Uh, well,
that is yet to be determined.

236
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,078
♪

237
00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,321
Mike, we have
Rick Faldo's ex-girlfriend,

238
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,220
who will identify the body.

239
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Shepherd: <i>Copy that.</i>

240
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:29,507
♪

241
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:37,308
You know, with Mike
still at the postmortem...

242
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:40,000
You should resist the urge.

243
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,348
Hey, um, Inspector Hughes
isn't around, is he?

244
00:12:43,348 --> 00:12:45,178
Officer:
He left an hour ago.

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00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:46,938
Good.

246
00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:48,215
Sims.

247
00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:55,878
Reverend Greene.

248
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,397
I'm sorry.
I need to report a robbery.

249
00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:58,847
You've been burgled?

250
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,366
The church has.
Oh, I feel quite sick.

251
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,921
- St. Judas has been robbed?
- They've been stolen.

252
00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:07,338
What has?
The three gold leaves
of Jesus.

253
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:11,273
♪

254
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,137
Thank you.

255
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:17,072
The three gold leaves of Jesus
are the most precious object

256
00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:20,040
owned by all 10
of the Diocese of St. Judas.

257
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,180
They're believed to be
the gold presented

258
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,976
by one of the three wise kings
at the birth of Christ.

259
00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:26,391
Well, every 10 years
we in Brokenwood

260
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,324
have the privilege
of hosting,

261
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:30,948
a huge hit with the parish.

262
00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:34,917
Everyone comes to take communion
and admire the display.

263
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,332
And so what better way

264
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,989
to celebrate
such an auspicious occasion

265
00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:41,475
than with a fully
professional nativity play?

266
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,201
They almost seemed heaven-sent.

267
00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:45,997
They?
God's Players.

268
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:49,656
Hark, Reverend, we come
from Riverstone in the Far East

269
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,416
to share the joy
of the season.

270
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,418
We are God's Players,

271
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,558
here to offer you

272
00:13:55,558 --> 00:14:00,115
a fully professional rendition
of the Nativity.

273
00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:03,118
Gosh, an--
- an actual donkey.
- This is Maddie.

274
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,984
Do you charge a fee?

275
00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:09,434
We ask for nothing but to be
held in your prayers, Reverend.

276
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,471
That we may continue
on our pilgrimage.

277
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:14,301
To share the word of God.

278
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,062
Well, um...

279
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,270
♪

280
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,685
Sunday?

281
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,135
♪

282
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,895
I'll get the word out
to all the flock.

283
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,554
♪

284
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,969
Just in time, Johnny.

285
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,419
Yeah, she's a hungry
little bit--

286
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:31,077
♪

287
00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,251
Bi-donkey.

288
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:34,632
Reverend!

289
00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,427
- Johnny, isn't it?
- Yeah.

290
00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:40,189
♪

291
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,191
Sims: Oh, wait.
Sorry. Hang on.

292
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:45,988
Johnny Oades is a member
of God's Players?

293
00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:47,748
I admit to being
a little surprised myself,

294
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,992
but it seems he's
very much seen the light.

295
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:51,960
Johnny Oades is
a born-again Christian?

296
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,168
Nothing to be sneezed at
for a man

297
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,721
who's quite clearly illiterate.

298
00:14:54,721 --> 00:15:01,555
♪

299
00:15:01,555 --> 00:15:03,626
When did you accept
Jesus into your heart?

300
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:06,250
Oh, a while ago.

301
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,630
Yeah, I had some time
on my hands,

302
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,737
so I read the Bible
cover to cover.

303
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:14,016
Yes, it's quite
a page turner, isn't it?

304
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:16,467
Any favorite passages?

305
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:19,228
Oh, I thought the first
chapter was pretty good.

306
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,643
Geronimo!

307
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,991
Let there be light,
and there was light.

308
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,613
Any others?

309
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:28,099
A little further in?
Revelations, perhaps.

310
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:31,620
Oh, yeah. I had
a few revelations, for sure.

311
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:35,417
Like how Jesus was
actually an amazing cook.

312
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,627
You know, turning all
that fish into bread.

313
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,249
And, you know,
basically,

314
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:43,218
he was just
a real good guy,

315
00:15:43,218 --> 00:15:46,186
going around
helping people all the time.

316
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,775
He's a bit like me, really.

317
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,054
And Rick.
Rick knows a lot about Jesus.

318
00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:56,472
♪

319
00:15:56,472 --> 00:16:01,132
Sims: So, these players
just turned up out of the blue

320
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,100
and offered to perform?

321
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,689
Reverend Greene: Like I said,
almost heaven-sent-- almost.

322
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,553
Chalmers: And this
nativity play went ahead?

323
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:11,763
Yes, as planned on Sunday.

324
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,248
I don't think they were quite

325
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:14,766
what they made themselves
out to be.

326
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:21,463
♪ Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed ♪

327
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:28,504
♪ The little Lord Jesus
lay down his sweet head ♪

328
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,782
The innkeeper said there was
no room at the inn,

329
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,302
but fortunately he offered us
the use of his manger.

330
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:35,753
Hurry, Joseph.
It's almost time.

331
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,375
Giddy-up, donkey!

332
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:44,693
♪

333
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,385
Gosh, what a cozy manger.

334
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,525
Make yourself comfortable,
my love.

335
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,355
It won't be long now.

336
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,392
Gosh, what a bright star

337
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,843
that shines above
in the night sky.

338
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,366
I said what a bright star

339
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:05,541
that shines yonder
in the night sky.

340
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,164
Johnny: Hark!

341
00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:09,407
♪

342
00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:14,378
Hark! I am the three wise kings
from the Oriental.

343
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:16,138
♪

344
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:19,693
I am Balthasar,
and I bring myrrh.

345
00:17:19,693 --> 00:17:21,557
♪

346
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:25,906
[High-pitched] I am Melchoir,
and I bring Frankenstein.

347
00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:31,843
♪

348
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,742
[Imitating French accent]
And I am Jasper,

349
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:36,400
and I bring three
gold olive leaves

350
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,781
made of pure gold.

351
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:40,749
[Applause]

352
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:43,890
Oh, Joseph. It's time.
Hark!

353
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:47,100
My virgin wife
is going into labor.

354
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,758
[Normal voice]
Allow me.
Some modesty.

355
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:53,589
For not only am I a wise king,
I am also a doctor.

356
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:56,144
I will help
deliver the baby.

357
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:58,387
Breathe, Mary.
Relax and breathe.

358
00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,871
[Congregation chuckles]

359
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,632
Let us all sing.

360
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:09,157
♪ Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed ♪

361
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:12,332
Get out of it!
No! Down!

362
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:18,269
♪ ...Jesus lay down
his sweet head ♪

363
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,651
Harkness! It's a boy.

364
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:23,240
A sweet little baby boy.

365
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,794
Lo and behold,
I have a son!

366
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:29,487
- A son of man.
- And of woman.

367
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,696
A son who grows into a man

368
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:35,286
and will lead his people
into the light.

369
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,185
♪

370
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:39,256
[Laughter]

371
00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:42,224
It is I.

372
00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:43,708
Him.

373
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,469
Me.

374
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:49,197
And I am here to serve you
as our Father's servant,

375
00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:52,303
to spread the word
of our Father.

376
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:56,411
I come to you as Jesus,
son of God,

377
00:18:56,411 --> 00:19:00,449
for I am the way,
the truth, and the life.

378
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:03,521
♪

379
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,423
Reverend Greene: Traditionally,
with the Nativity,

380
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:12,496
we end on baby Jesus
emerging from the crib.

381
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:16,776
As an adult,
Jesus was unorthodox.

382
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,641
Um, so, from what
you're saying,

383
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:22,437
the gold leaves were
still there at that point.

384
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:24,232
So it seemed.

385
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:26,924
Perhaps I should show you.

386
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,960
♪

387
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,998
Dull.
The glimmer is gone.

388
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:35,519
Painted tin.
Not gold at all.

389
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,486
It was Mrs. Baker
who noticed it.

390
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:42,940
♪

391
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,562
Reverend! Reverend!

392
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,392
Chalmers:
So, they were switched.

393
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:48,394
Reverend Greene: And amongst
the festivities, nobody noticed.

394
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,913
Chalmers: You believe
this happened during the play?

395
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:54,607
We've had a security guard
stationed here at all times.

396
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,368
The gold leaves,
how much are they valued at?

397
00:19:57,368 --> 00:20:00,406
Oh, they're quite
simply priceless.

398
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:02,304
♪

399
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:05,445
Johnny Oades was
in a nativity play?

400
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:09,656
It does take
- some processing, but yes.
- Huh.

401
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:13,246
And the leader of these players
is our victim, Rick Faldo?

402
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:17,768
Who ended up dead after the gold
leaves were discovered missing.

403
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,046
- A heist gone wrong?
- Seems like it.

404
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,599
Did Gina give
a cause of death?

405
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,843
Uh, the abdomen wound
nicked an artery.

406
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,984
Uh, internal bleeding
over a 24-hour period.

407
00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:30,263
- And a weapon?
- Gina thinks a spear tip.

408
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:34,923
Well, according to his ex,
Cynthia Bassett,

409
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:38,478
Rick made a spear for her
to kill him with.

410
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:39,721
Yeah, she also states

411
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:42,275
that Rick was
a complicated person

412
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,312
who had significant
mental health issues

413
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:45,761
and he should have been
under the supervision

414
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,107
of a medical professional.

415
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:49,351
Are we discounting
the hunting knife?

416
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:53,286
Uh, it came up negative
for traces of blood.

417
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:55,909
Where is Johnny Oades
these days?

418
00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:59,810
Uh, last known address
was Tahuna Point.

419
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,570
His home detention
expired three weeks ago.

420
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,813
I took a spin up there,

421
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:05,298
but it looks like
he's moved out.

422
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,024
And these two?
Nothing.

423
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:10,614
Reverend Greene thinks
he heard the guy playing Joseph

424
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:11,891
being called Errol.

425
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,686
But the woman playing Mary

426
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,584
was only ever
referred to as Mary.

427
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,448
Mm.

428
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:20,624
Good.
Good?
How is that good?

429
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,626
The disappearance of the gold
leaves

430
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:25,111
and Rick Faldo's death
can't be a coincidence.

431
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,975
We find the leaves,
chances are

432
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:30,116
that we find the person
or persons who killed him.

433
00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:31,876
I've, uh, got a meeting.

434
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,016
See if you can
track down Johnny.

435
00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:37,434
I'll, uh, catch you later.

436
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:39,712
Okay.

437
00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:40,989
"Catch you later"?

438
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:43,681
When has he ever been
so nonchalant?

439
00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:46,166
He's not well, is he?

440
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,927
That could be a stretch.

441
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:50,481
He's got head honcho business
going on.

442
00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:52,690
I'm going in.

443
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,728
Uh, seriously?
Is that wise?

444
00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:56,867
Something is going on.

445
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:58,731
We need to find out
what it is.

446
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,042
So cover me.

447
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:02,182
Hey, I'm doing this for us.

448
00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:04,150
This is on you.

449
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:23,031
♪

450
00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:24,929
Well, sky falling?

451
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,137
♪

452
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,381
Um...

453
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,452
He's getting a promotion.

454
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:31,626
♪

455
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,455
Okay.
It's a good thing, then.

456
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:34,939
At Central.

457
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,907
♪

458
00:22:36,907 --> 00:22:39,427
Mike's leaving Brokenwood.

459
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:42,464
Why try to hide it if it's not
already a done deal?

460
00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:43,603
You can't say anything.

461
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:45,156
Why not?
He'll ask how you knew.

462
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,883
Then the whole snooping thing
will be revealed.

463
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,644
- Frodo.
- Detectives.

464
00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:51,611
Uh, sorry,
I've switched off the machine.

465
00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:52,957
We're not after coffees.

466
00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:54,821
Have you seen your cousin
Johnny lately?

467
00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:57,652
Johnny?
No, not for ages.

468
00:22:57,652 --> 00:23:00,171
Probably because
he's been on home D.

469
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:02,898
Well, not even a postcard.

470
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:05,142
That finished
- three weeks ago.
- Okay.

471
00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:06,626
He's been seen
around town.

472
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,870
Well, I mean,
not by me.

473
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,665
Okay, well, uh,
if you do see him,

474
00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:12,736
- can you let us know?
- Sure.

475
00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:15,083
Or you could ask
my half cousin, Errol.

476
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,740
I saw him earlier.

477
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,776
Maddie!
Have you seen a donkey?

478
00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:20,088
She-- She's about
donkey height.

479
00:23:20,088 --> 00:23:23,056
Errol!
Man, long time, no see.

480
00:23:24,023 --> 00:23:25,714
Here you are.

481
00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:28,786
Hey, Frodo.

482
00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:30,650
Awesome to see you, too.
What have you been up to?

483
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,687
Oh, you know,
just making coffees.

484
00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,585
Oh, okay. Um...

485
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,485
I lost my donkey.

486
00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:39,970
Frankie: Which is a big deal,

487
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,937
because, you know,
some people have support dogs,

488
00:23:41,937 --> 00:23:45,941
but Errol, he has a donkey,
so losing Maddie is not good.

489
00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:48,668
Errol is your cousin?

490
00:23:48,668 --> 00:23:49,807
Uh-huh. Yeah.

491
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:50,877
And where does Errol live?

492
00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:52,189
He's an itinerary.

493
00:23:52,189 --> 00:23:54,225
He moves around a lot
in his van.

494
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,676
- With a donkey?
- Yeah.

495
00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:59,576
- You got a number for him?
- No, but you could try Johnny.

496
00:23:59,576 --> 00:24:00,887
Errol said he
and his girlfriend, Mary,

497
00:24:00,887 --> 00:24:02,613
were staying with him
for a while.

498
00:24:02,613 --> 00:24:03,890
But you haven't seen Johnny?

499
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,305
No, but I will tomorrow.

500
00:24:05,305 --> 00:24:06,306
Errol said
he'll bring him around

501
00:24:06,306 --> 00:24:08,585
for a coffee and a catch up.

502
00:24:08,585 --> 00:24:10,034
Did he say what time?

503
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,898
Yeah, uh, around 10:00.

504
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,831
Okay, great. Thanks, Frodo.

505
00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:16,627
Fantastic.
[Clears throat]
Awesome.

506
00:24:16,627 --> 00:24:18,146
Why do I feel like
I've just lost time

507
00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:20,079
that I will never get back?

508
00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:21,252
Mm.

509
00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:40,513
♪

510
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,724
- Senior?
- Shepherd: Yes.

511
00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:46,277
You're wanted.

512
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:50,834
♪

513
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,629
Dr. Plummer.

514
00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:54,838
Detective.

515
00:24:54,838 --> 00:24:57,185
You knew the victim.

516
00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,153
I should have
mentioned it earlier,

517
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:01,776
but I was conflicted.

518
00:25:01,776 --> 00:25:04,364
Client-patient privilege,
you see.

519
00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:06,574
How long did you
treat Mr. Faldo?

520
00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,127
A few times only.

521
00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:09,956
He wasn't overly receptive
to being in treatment.

522
00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:15,375
You meeting Mr. Faldo there,
that was prearranged?

523
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:18,240
No, I swear, I was just...

524
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,657
It was a complete coincidence.

525
00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,555
He was sent to you
through the courts?

526
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:26,559
Yes, but I hadn't seen him
since the nail gun incident.

527
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:30,114
This is the reward I get
for trying to help people.

528
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:34,015
Stigmatized
as a raving lunatic.

529
00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,326
No one is calling
you that, Rick.

530
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,121
But you're thinking it.

531
00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:38,916
I know what you're thinking.

532
00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:41,781
Let's talk about the hand.

533
00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:43,645
What were you thinking
when you felt compelled

534
00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:45,405
to do that to yourself?

535
00:25:45,405 --> 00:25:49,651
I wanted to take
everyone's pain and suffering.

536
00:25:49,651 --> 00:25:52,723
Channel it.
Carry it for others.

537
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:54,035
You got a problem with that?

538
00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:56,278
No, it's very generous.

539
00:25:56,278 --> 00:26:00,973
But you'd been drinking,
I believe, quite heavily.

540
00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:04,252
Do not judge,
or you, too, will be judged.

541
00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:08,118
This comes not from judgment,
but from concern.

542
00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,775
And what about Cynthia?

543
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:11,742
Did you not pause to think
how this would affect her,

544
00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:13,710
having to confront
what you had done to yourself?

545
00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:15,953
Cynthia gets it.

546
00:26:15,953 --> 00:26:17,196
She gets me.

547
00:26:17,196 --> 00:26:18,611
Then why did she kick you out?

548
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,026
I don't need a house.

549
00:26:20,026 --> 00:26:22,442
♪

550
00:26:22,442 --> 00:26:25,411
Material things.

551
00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:26,861
Besides...

552
00:26:26,861 --> 00:26:28,241
♪

553
00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:30,381
...I have a cave.
I see.

554
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,660
And you plan to live
in this cave?

555
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,731
More than live.

556
00:26:34,731 --> 00:26:36,698
Come back to life.

557
00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:38,148
Are you suggesting
that your patient

558
00:26:38,148 --> 00:26:41,427
was planning to... Stage a resurrection.

559
00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:44,637
Yes.
Rick was an extreme case.

560
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,709
It's quite possible
he orchestrated his own demise,

561
00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:49,849
firmly believing
he would come back to life.

562
00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:51,679
Huh.
Just like Jesus.

563
00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:53,128
Except he didn't want
to be <i>like</i> Jesus.

564
00:26:53,128 --> 00:26:54,923
He actually thought
he <i>was</i> Jesus.

565
00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:57,754
How common affliction
is this?
Not uncommon,

566
00:26:57,754 --> 00:27:00,998
people overextending
themselves to help others.

567
00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:02,655
But in Mr. Faldo's case,

568
00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:06,279
he was poised at
the extreme edge of sanity.

569
00:27:07,315 --> 00:27:09,006
[Clears throat]

570
00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:12,320
Something else, since we're
being open and frank.

571
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,942
Yes.

572
00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:18,326
The little bell Detective Sims
found at the scene...

573
00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:19,948
Could I have it back?

574
00:27:19,948 --> 00:27:26,127
♪

575
00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:28,750
This one?
Ah, such a relief.

576
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:31,304
They're tuned to C sharp.
Very hard to find.

577
00:27:31,304 --> 00:27:33,272
May I?
Uh, can you assure me

578
00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:36,068
that this has nothing to do
with Rick Faldo's death?

579
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:40,003
I take it
this is confidential.

580
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:41,763
As you well know.

581
00:27:41,763 --> 00:27:43,523
That morning
in Hackett's Glade,

582
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:45,733
I was rehearsing
for a convention.

583
00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:48,114
Convention of...
Morris dancing,

584
00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:50,427
and I thought I was alone.

585
00:27:50,427 --> 00:27:53,775
This was the "me time"
- that you were referring to.
- Quite.

586
00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,915
And out of the blue,
there was Rick.

587
00:27:55,915 --> 00:27:59,988
I take it this is not something
that your husband partakes in.

588
00:27:59,988 --> 00:28:01,818
Lucas doesn't know.

589
00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:03,440
Why the secret?

590
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,338
Surely the only thing worse
than a man of the cloth

591
00:28:05,338 --> 00:28:06,961
being married
to another man

592
00:28:06,961 --> 00:28:08,997
is being married
to a pagan.

593
00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:17,247
♪

594
00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:19,249
[Rattling]

595
00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:20,560
♪

596
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,770
Oh, no way.

597
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,116
♪

598
00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:29,846
Gina, these decorations...

599
00:28:29,846 --> 00:28:31,433
way too soon.

600
00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:33,056
But I love Christmas.

601
00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:34,851
It can never come
soon enough.

602
00:28:34,851 --> 00:28:36,335
Oh, my God.
What are you wearing?

603
00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:37,854
Hmm? Mm!

604
00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:39,303
♪

605
00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,374
In Russia, the brown bears
go into hibernation

606
00:28:41,374 --> 00:28:42,893
at this time of the year.

607
00:28:42,893 --> 00:28:45,447
On this day, we honor them.

608
00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:46,932
Ah.

609
00:28:46,932 --> 00:28:50,211
So it's a tradition.

610
00:28:50,211 --> 00:28:53,870
In Vladivostok, yes.
In Moscow, not so much.

611
00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:58,115
In Irkutsk, they honor
the tundra bean goose.

612
00:28:58,115 --> 00:28:59,945
Interesting. Interesting.

613
00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:06,123
Okay, um, listen, Gina,
I have to tell you something.

614
00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:07,297
You're pregnant?
What?

615
00:29:07,297 --> 00:29:09,195
Oh, my God, no.
[Sighs] Good.

616
00:29:09,195 --> 00:29:12,095
I thought you might want your
spare room back for a nursery.

617
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,579
Huh.

618
00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:16,513
Okay, uh, no, but actually,
just on that--

619
00:29:16,513 --> 00:29:17,997
Just so you know,
the renovations

620
00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:19,792
at my house--
Are finished?

621
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:20,862
Have been delayed further.

622
00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:22,346
I need to stay some more.

623
00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:24,866
But don't worry,
I'm happy here.

624
00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:26,799
Good. Of course.

625
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,628
Uh, so another week or...

626
00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:29,940
A month should do it.

627
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,942
Now, you have news?

628
00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:34,600
Yes.
Uh, i-it's about Mike.

629
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,946
He's sick?

630
00:29:35,946 --> 00:29:38,155
- No, he's not sick.
- Such a relief.

631
00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:41,124
But he is getting
a promotion.

632
00:29:41,124 --> 00:29:42,608
Detective Inspector.

633
00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,472
Oh, my God,
I'm so happy for him.

634
00:29:44,472 --> 00:29:47,199
Back in the city, at Central.

635
00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:49,546
Mike is leaving?

636
00:29:49,546 --> 00:29:51,548
Seems that way.

637
00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:53,895
You did something,
didn't you?

638
00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:56,656
No, I--
How could you?

639
00:29:56,656 --> 00:29:58,072
Gina, I had no--Oh, stop talking.

640
00:29:58,072 --> 00:30:00,660
When you speak,
I hear thorns.

641
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,283
- Horns?
- Thorns.

642
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:04,181
Sharpness in my ears.

643
00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:06,563
Bad news.

644
00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:08,323
I'm going back to bed.

645
00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:10,878
♪

646
00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,949
[Door slams]

647
00:30:13,984 --> 00:30:18,126
Well, I'd say that went as well
as can be expected.

648
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:23,580
♪

649
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,995
Dr. Plummer.

650
00:30:24,995 --> 00:30:27,032
Uh, he wasn't
entirely truthful

651
00:30:27,032 --> 00:30:28,619
about his connection
to the victim.

652
00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:31,588
He treated
Rick Faldo briefly.

653
00:30:31,588 --> 00:30:33,107
At least
he was getting treatment.

654
00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:34,418
Yeah. Clearly needed it.

655
00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:35,972
Dr. Plummer believes that

656
00:30:35,972 --> 00:30:38,975
Mr. Faldo was capable
of self-harm.

657
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,599
He did this to himself?

658
00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:46,016
In a misguided attempt
at staging a resurrection.

659
00:30:46,016 --> 00:30:47,017
Possibly.

660
00:30:47,017 --> 00:30:48,881
Makes sense of the cave.

661
00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:55,129
Okay, so if the theft
of the gold leaves is connected,

662
00:30:55,129 --> 00:30:56,647
he steals them

663
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,927
and then commits
some weird form of hari-kari.

664
00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:02,205
- Where's the logic?
- Well, he's mentally unstable.

665
00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:03,551
Maybe there isn't any.

666
00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:05,415
Do we know true value
of the leaves?

667
00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:09,108
- Yeah, $250,000.
- So the stakes were high.

668
00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:11,904
So what about this, then?
Is this actually real gold?

669
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:14,286
No, it is part
of a Morris dancing outfit,

670
00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:19,705
as worn by Dr. Plummer
when he came across Rick Faldo.

671
00:31:19,705 --> 00:31:24,192
Morris dancing?
Mm-hmm.
A secret passion of his.

672
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:26,643
He came here in strict
confidence, of course.

673
00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:29,370
Oh, so you mean
when we see Reverend Greene,

674
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,959
we shouldn't say,
"Do you know your husband dances

675
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:35,065
with tiny bells
attached to his ankles?"Correct.

676
00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:39,069
Hey, uh, is that who you had
- a meeting with last night?
- Hmm?

677
00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:42,452
You said you had a meeting.
Was it with Dr. Plummer?

678
00:31:42,452 --> 00:31:45,973
Uh, no. Hughes. Uh, uh,
then Dr. Plummer called him.

679
00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:47,767
And how was Inspector Hughes?

680
00:31:47,767 --> 00:31:51,219
Is he all good
these days, or...

681
00:31:51,219 --> 00:31:54,050
No, I believe so, yes.

682
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:57,087
No... news?

683
00:31:57,087 --> 00:31:58,399
Not that I'm aware of.

684
00:31:58,399 --> 00:32:00,642
Well, uh, yeah,
we got to get going.

685
00:32:00,642 --> 00:32:02,748
We've got a lead
on Johnny Oades, so...

686
00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:14,070
♪

687
00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:15,485
Chalmers: Hello, Johnny.

688
00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:19,316
- Don't do it.
- He's not doing anything.

689
00:32:19,316 --> 00:32:21,215
Yeah, I'm not doing nothing.

690
00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:23,562
Good. Because I wouldn't
want you to run.

691
00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:25,978
I'm not running.

692
00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:29,085
♪ I've told myself before

693
00:32:29,085 --> 00:32:31,052
Good luck.

694
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:34,987
♪ These half-constructed lies,
they tell me I'm not worth it ♪

695
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:38,646
♪ Here's a little tip,
make it believable ♪

696
00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:42,753
♪ Else what's the point?

697
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:46,619
♪ You don't even try

698
00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:49,450
♪ And that is why
I'm saying goodbye ♪

699
00:32:49,450 --> 00:32:51,210
Chalmers:
Give it up, Johnny!

700
00:32:51,210 --> 00:32:56,043
♪ You don't even try
to tell good lies ♪

701
00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:57,527
♪ Now I got...

702
00:32:57,527 --> 00:32:59,529
Sims: We need to talk.

703
00:32:59,529 --> 00:33:01,048
Let go of the carrots,
Errol.

704
00:33:01,048 --> 00:33:09,194
♪ I'm giving you my money,
I'm driving you around ♪

705
00:33:09,194 --> 00:33:11,230
♪ You're hanging
with your loser friends ♪

706
00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:13,336
♪ And then you can't be found

707
00:33:13,336 --> 00:33:15,303
♪

708
00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:18,617
Errol, we are interested
in your relationship

709
00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:21,309
with Rick Faldo.

710
00:33:21,309 --> 00:33:23,691
Uh-huh.
What about it?

711
00:33:23,691 --> 00:33:27,039
Well, he was found dead
yesterday at Hackett's Glade.

712
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,731
♪

713
00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:32,631
I lost my donkey.
She's called Maddie.

714
00:33:32,631 --> 00:33:34,736
Uh, well, hopefully
she'll turn up soon.

715
00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:38,464
But in the meantime,
Rick Faldo?

716
00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:40,777
I didn't know him.

717
00:33:40,777 --> 00:33:43,366
Hmm, well, that's strange,

718
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:48,233
because this photo

719
00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:54,204
shows you and Mr. Faldo
and a woman called Mary,

720
00:33:54,204 --> 00:33:57,656
who we believe to be
your girlfriend, together.

721
00:33:58,898 --> 00:34:01,487
Yeah, but I-I didn't
know him that well.

722
00:34:01,487 --> 00:34:04,076
Well, perhaps we should
talk to Mary.

723
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,285
Do you know
how we can find her?

724
00:34:06,285 --> 00:34:09,323
I don't know, she could be
anywhere right now.

725
00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,772
Because you live in a van?

726
00:34:10,772 --> 00:34:12,429
Yes. It moves.

727
00:34:12,429 --> 00:34:13,844
So, you sleep on
the side of the road,

728
00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:17,917
car parks, camp outs
beside a pretty stream?

729
00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,298
Yeah. You got it.

730
00:34:19,298 --> 00:34:21,197
Van life.
Yeah. In a van.

731
00:34:21,197 --> 00:34:23,371
- Living the dream.
- Yeah.

732
00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:25,511
- Where'd you park last night?
- Uh, Sloan Park.

733
00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:28,342
Nice and flat,
and there's a tap you can use.

734
00:34:28,342 --> 00:34:30,551
Yes. Excuse me.

735
00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:32,380
♪

736
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,830
Um, where's he going?

737
00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:35,832
He is going to locate
your girlfriend

738
00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:39,491
because we will need her
to verify your story.

739
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:44,289
Right. Well.
[Clears throat]

740
00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:47,602
These are the three
gold leaves of Jesus.

741
00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:49,397
They went missing
from St. Judas

742
00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:51,468
not long after you
and your troupe performed there.

743
00:34:51,468 --> 00:34:54,333
Do you happen to know
where they are?

744
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:56,611
No, I really don't.

745
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,133
Can I make a phone call?

746
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,411
Okay, but, uh,
just to be clear,

747
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:06,380
you're not under arrest.

748
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,175
I got to call
my lawyer, so...

749
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:12,282
Again, you are not being
charged with anything, Errol.

750
00:35:12,282 --> 00:35:13,870
I got to make a call.

751
00:35:14,836 --> 00:35:16,217
To your lawyer.

752
00:35:16,217 --> 00:35:17,494
♪

753
00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:19,565
[Clears throat]
Why don't you follow me

754
00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:21,671
and I'll show you
where the phone is?

755
00:35:21,671 --> 00:35:29,679
♪

756
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:31,750
[Line ringing]

757
00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:40,414
Mary: <i>Hello?</i>
Mary.

758
00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:41,725
Errol, are you okay?

759
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:42,899
Johnny just said
what happened.

760
00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:45,004
Mary, listen
really carefully.

761
00:35:45,004 --> 00:35:47,800
<i>Run.</i>
Run. Okay. Where?

762
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,526
Mary, the cops are coming.

763
00:35:49,526 --> 00:35:51,873
Go! Just go.

764
00:35:51,873 --> 00:35:54,497
♪

765
00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:56,844
Poor form, Errol.

766
00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:58,811
Shit! Johnny!

767
00:35:58,811 --> 00:36:00,986
Johnny! Johnny!

768
00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:02,677
Johnny, the cops are coming!

769
00:36:02,677 --> 00:36:09,270
♪

770
00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:11,272
[Engine sputters]

771
00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:12,446
♪

772
00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:14,482
Remember the
triangle of silence.

773
00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:16,967
Johnny, push!

774
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,521
Shit.

775
00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:21,386
♪

776
00:36:21,386 --> 00:36:23,388
[Engine sputters]

777
00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:30,947
♪

778
00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:33,329
D.C. Chalmers,
work with CIB.

779
00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:34,951
♪

780
00:36:34,951 --> 00:36:37,643
Suspect on foot, heading east
from Slain Park.

781
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:40,715
Jeans, leather vest,
and possibly holding a cabbage.

782
00:36:40,715 --> 00:36:42,510
Mary: Aaah! [Grunts]

783
00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:44,581
♪

784
00:36:44,581 --> 00:36:47,481
Any idea
where Johnny's going?

785
00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:48,965
No.

786
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:59,976
♪

787
00:36:59,976 --> 00:37:01,598
Let's go.

788
00:37:01,598 --> 00:37:08,778
♪ What makes the soul
connect to you? ♪

789
00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:13,300
♪ I only know
it's what I do ♪

790
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:19,823
♪ We're born apart,
we fall in love ♪

791
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:24,690
♪ It's all untold,
but I am sold ♪

792
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:29,937
♪ This silly love,
this silly love ♪

793
00:37:29,937 --> 00:37:31,732
Mary, you seemed intent
on leaving the scene

794
00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:34,424
after a police officer
instructed you to stop.

795
00:37:34,424 --> 00:37:35,563
Why was that?

796
00:37:35,563 --> 00:37:36,737
I didn't know you were a cop.

797
00:37:36,737 --> 00:37:38,290
I showed you my I.D.

798
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:39,843
Could have been a fake.

799
00:37:41,362 --> 00:37:42,743
It wasn't.

800
00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:45,435
Well, if you want
to talk about fakes...

801
00:37:45,435 --> 00:37:48,645
What do you know
about these?

802
00:37:49,991 --> 00:37:51,717
They look like gold leaves.

803
00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:54,824
Well, these ones are
a precious holy relic.

804
00:37:54,824 --> 00:38:00,001
The others are cheap tin,
lacquered in gold paint.

805
00:38:00,001 --> 00:38:01,486
Mm-hmm.

806
00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:03,695
But you already knew that,
of course,

807
00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:05,352
because they were props

808
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,423
in a nativity play
you were part of.

809
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:10,529
Oh, right. Yeah.
Those ones.

810
00:38:10,529 --> 00:38:13,670
The thing is, the real ones
went missing

811
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:16,328
after your performance.

812
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:19,400
Gosh, it's a shame.

813
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,333
Do you know where they are?

814
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,853
No.
Chalmers: Okay.
Are you sure about that?

815
00:38:23,853 --> 00:38:25,406
I don't know
where they are.

816
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,995
Your boyfriend Errol
said the same thing.

817
00:38:27,995 --> 00:38:31,412
Well, Errol knows a lot,
so if he doesn't know,

818
00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:34,898
it's probably not something
that's known.

819
00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:36,969
- What about Johnny Oades?
- What about him?

820
00:38:36,969 --> 00:38:39,006
Do you think
he might know where they are?

821
00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:40,076
He doesn't know.

822
00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:41,629
You seem certain of that.

823
00:38:41,629 --> 00:38:43,700
If he knew,
he would have told me.

824
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,806
Because you have
some interest

825
00:38:45,806 --> 00:38:47,739
in their whereabouts, obviously.

826
00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:50,776
Were you and Johnny
responsible

827
00:38:50,776 --> 00:38:53,020
for the disappearance
of the gold leaves?

828
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:58,750
Where is Errol going?

829
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,441
He's being taken
to our cells.

830
00:39:00,441 --> 00:39:02,443
He's been charged
with obstructing

831
00:39:02,443 --> 00:39:03,755
our police investigation.

832
00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:04,756
I need to talk to him.

833
00:39:04,756 --> 00:39:06,585
Mary, a man is dead,

834
00:39:06,585 --> 00:39:08,587
and a holy relic
has been stolen.

835
00:39:08,587 --> 00:39:10,382
So, let's quit the stalling,
shall we,

836
00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,763
and get some facts
on the table.

837
00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:13,558
I have nothing more to say.

838
00:39:14,766 --> 00:39:16,526
Well, let's
make you a coffee.

839
00:39:16,526 --> 00:39:22,636
♪

840
00:39:22,636 --> 00:39:25,224
Okay, so I say
you take Errol,

841
00:39:25,224 --> 00:39:27,779
and I'll carry on
with Mary

842
00:39:27,779 --> 00:39:30,954
because one of them has to
give up something useful soon.

843
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:32,611
Sounds like a plan.

844
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:38,652
Okay, maybe we let Mary sweat
for a bit longer.

845
00:39:38,652 --> 00:39:39,929
Or do I put him off?

846
00:39:39,929 --> 00:39:41,620
♪

847
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,727
- Go, I'll man the fort.
- Okay, great.

848
00:39:44,727 --> 00:39:47,005
And I'm going to demand
some clarity.

849
00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:48,765
Sorry to leave you
with all of this.

850
00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:50,836
Hey, it's
for the greater good.

851
00:39:50,836 --> 00:40:01,226
♪

852
00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:02,503
There you go.

853
00:40:02,503 --> 00:40:03,815
Oat flat white for you,

854
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:06,196
and long black
for General Hughes.

855
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:07,612
Thank you, Franklin.

856
00:40:07,612 --> 00:40:09,717
I'm not quite a general,
but nice coffee.

857
00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:11,581
Of course.
Whatever you say.

858
00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:13,238
Police, not military.

859
00:40:13,238 --> 00:40:15,205
Oh, and modest, too.

860
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,035
That's what they say
about great leadership.

861
00:40:17,035 --> 00:40:18,588
Always lead from the hip.

862
00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:19,969
I think
that's ballroom dancing.

863
00:40:19,969 --> 00:40:22,972
But, yes,
leadership is important.

864
00:40:22,972 --> 00:40:24,663
Thanks, Frodo.

865
00:40:27,148 --> 00:40:29,668
So...
[Clears throat]

866
00:40:29,668 --> 00:40:32,222
To what do I owe
the pleasure?

867
00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:34,086
Change is afoot.

868
00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:35,812
Mike.

869
00:40:35,812 --> 00:40:36,951
He's told you.

870
00:40:36,951 --> 00:40:39,126
Not directly, but we--

871
00:40:39,126 --> 00:40:41,508
I surmised.

872
00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,751
And that is why we pay you
the big bucks.

873
00:40:43,751 --> 00:40:45,684
♪

874
00:40:45,684 --> 00:40:47,479
It's an important offer.

875
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,205
He was already D.I.
when he arrived here.

876
00:40:49,205 --> 00:40:51,863
We can't have him retiring
on a D.S.S. salary.

877
00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:53,243
So, it's about the money.

878
00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:55,832
It's about putting
the best people

879
00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,593
where they can make
the most difference.

880
00:40:57,593 --> 00:41:00,250
Right now,
Central is lacking the best.

881
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,805
Our loss is their gain.

882
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:04,254
Not necessarily.

883
00:41:06,636 --> 00:41:08,949
I thought Mike liked it here.

884
00:41:08,949 --> 00:41:11,158
As I said, we have
to think about his future.

885
00:41:11,158 --> 00:41:15,611
He's probably suited
to a bit more admin work.

886
00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:18,545
Mike, admin?

887
00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:21,271
This is a guy who has
a cassette player in his car,

888
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:23,273
a car that predates
the horse and carriage.

889
00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:26,138
He's only just discovered
the fountain pen.

890
00:41:26,138 --> 00:41:29,003
I sense resistance to change,
Detective Sims.

891
00:41:31,212 --> 00:41:32,766
We're a good team.

892
00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:34,250
Of course, that would
involve change for you, too,

893
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,183
Detective Sergeant.

894
00:41:36,183 --> 00:41:38,979
Another 12 months, and you
could be senior sergeant.

895
00:41:38,979 --> 00:41:40,670
♪

896
00:41:40,670 --> 00:41:43,846
You want me
to run the station?

897
00:41:43,846 --> 00:41:45,537
Have a think about it.

898
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,884
When Mike completes
the paperwork, I'll be in touch.

899
00:41:47,884 --> 00:41:53,649
♪

900
00:41:53,649 --> 00:41:56,134
I'll leave you
to get back to surmising.

901
00:41:56,134 --> 00:42:00,932
♪

902
00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,763
Shepherd: How well did you know
Rick Faldo?

903
00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:06,075
Not really at all.

904
00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:08,387
Errol's cousin
Johnny introduced us.

905
00:42:08,387 --> 00:42:11,563
Yeah, so,
this is Errol...

906
00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:12,840
and Mary.

907
00:42:13,945 --> 00:42:16,326
Rick: So, your name
is really Mary?
Yes.

908
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,949
Don't tell me
your last name is Magdalene.

909
00:42:17,949 --> 00:42:19,951
I won't. It's Mary.

910
00:42:19,951 --> 00:42:21,608
Mary Mary?

911
00:42:21,608 --> 00:42:23,920
Her dad said she was so good,
he named her twice.

912
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,957
And is she?

913
00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:27,165
What?

914
00:42:27,165 --> 00:42:28,787
So good.

915
00:42:29,788 --> 00:42:31,687
She's a really good person, yeah.

916
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:35,622
Welcome, Mary.
Welcome, Errol.

917
00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:39,108
And this is Maddie.

918
00:42:39,108 --> 00:42:42,318
- She's a donkey.
- Johnny:
Not just any donkey, Rick.

919
00:42:42,318 --> 00:42:43,699
A Jerusalem donkey.

920
00:42:43,699 --> 00:42:46,805
Behold a cross.

921
00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:49,877
Well done, Johnny.

922
00:42:49,877 --> 00:42:51,430
♪

923
00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:52,915
Let the earth bring forth

924
00:42:52,915 --> 00:42:55,193
living creatures
after their kind.

925
00:42:55,193 --> 00:43:00,060
Cattle, creeping things,
and beasts of the earth

926
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:01,993
after their kind.

927
00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:03,304
And it was so.

928
00:43:03,304 --> 00:43:04,789
♪

929
00:43:04,789 --> 00:43:06,135
Come, let us rehearse.

930
00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:08,413
Errol, you shall play Joseph.

931
00:43:08,413 --> 00:43:11,036
Mary, you shall play Mary.

932
00:43:11,036 --> 00:43:14,074
Johnny, you shall play
three wise men.

933
00:43:14,074 --> 00:43:16,110
Yeah, I can see that.
What about you?

934
00:43:16,110 --> 00:43:17,940
I shall play the baby Jesus.

935
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,735
♪

936
00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:22,392
And you shall play the donkey.

937
00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:26,086
Did Mr. Faldo ever mention
the three gold leaves of Jesus?

938
00:43:26,086 --> 00:43:28,882
Everything was his fault.
It was all his fault.

939
00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:32,782
If it was his fault,
how did he end up dead?

940
00:43:32,782 --> 00:43:35,405
Because he was a bad person.

941
00:43:36,441 --> 00:43:38,201
Rick could be nasty.

942
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791
♪

943
00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:43,310
What the hell is that?

944
00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:44,932
Mary: He's Joseph.

945
00:43:44,932 --> 00:43:46,693
And this is my amazing
Technicolor dreamcoat.

946
00:43:46,693 --> 00:43:47,728
[Chuckles] I made it!

947
00:43:47,728 --> 00:43:49,212
Rick: Take it off!

948
00:43:49,212 --> 00:43:52,457
What?
I said take it off!

949
00:43:52,457 --> 00:43:54,252
In the Bible,
there was two Josephs.

950
00:43:54,252 --> 00:43:55,771
Well, that's confusing.

951
00:43:55,771 --> 00:43:57,807
Your Joseph was
the father of Jesus,

952
00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:00,983
a humble man, not dressed as
some cheap Las Vegas magician.

953
00:44:00,983 --> 00:44:03,813
I mean,
do your bloody research!

954
00:44:03,813 --> 00:44:06,471
♪

955
00:44:06,471 --> 00:44:10,130
Mary: He was mean to Errol.
Really mean.

956
00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:11,718
Shepherd:
And you didn't like that.

957
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:13,271
♪

958
00:44:13,271 --> 00:44:14,444
Are you taking the piss?

959
00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:17,275
What?
No, I-I did my research.

960
00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:18,932
Joseph was a carpenter,
so I thought...

961
00:44:18,932 --> 00:44:22,418
No, you don't think, okay?
I do the thinking.

962
00:44:22,418 --> 00:44:25,041
This has to be
a high-class show,

963
00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:27,768
so we need to up our game.

964
00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:28,942
Idiot!

965
00:44:28,942 --> 00:44:34,050
♪

966
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:35,465
Jesus just called you
an idiot.

967
00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:38,537
How does that
- make you feel?
- Ashamed.

968
00:44:38,537 --> 00:44:42,714
- But Joseph was a carpenter.
- Not when Jesus was born.

969
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,405
He was on holiday.
It was Christmas.

970
00:44:44,405 --> 00:44:45,855
So, what should he be wearing?

971
00:44:45,855 --> 00:44:47,270
I don't know,
whatever carpenters wear

972
00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:48,755
when they're on holiday.

973
00:44:48,755 --> 00:44:50,239
♪

974
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,275
Mary: Karma--
it'll get you in the end.

975
00:44:52,275 --> 00:44:55,382
By "karma," you mean
Rick was mean to Errol,

976
00:44:55,382 --> 00:44:56,935
therefore he died?

977
00:44:56,935 --> 00:44:58,765
- Yes.
- But being mean to someone

978
00:44:58,765 --> 00:45:01,146
is hardly reason
to get them killed, is it?

979
00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:02,838
Or is it?

980
00:45:02,838 --> 00:45:04,978
Did Errol take it badly?

981
00:45:04,978 --> 00:45:09,258
Did he or Johnny or perhaps
yourself seek revenge on Rick?

982
00:45:09,258 --> 00:45:10,811
I didn't see who killed Rick.

983
00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:11,847
♪

984
00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:13,365
But someone did.

985
00:45:13,365 --> 00:45:14,884
♪

986
00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:15,920
Someone you know?

987
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,404
I never said that.

988
00:45:17,404 --> 00:45:19,958
♪

989
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:21,926
You're free to go.

990
00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:23,479
What about Errol?

991
00:45:23,479 --> 00:45:26,102
Errol will be staying
with us a little longer.

992
00:45:26,102 --> 00:45:27,759
This is so wrong.

993
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:28,864
If you do
come across the leaves,

994
00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:30,797
be sure to tell us.

995
00:45:30,797 --> 00:45:34,455
It will go a long way to making
at least some of this right.

996
00:45:34,455 --> 00:45:42,912
♪

997
00:45:42,912 --> 00:45:44,949
Can we not keep her in?

998
00:45:44,949 --> 00:45:47,296
Uh, more use at liberty.

999
00:45:47,296 --> 00:45:50,506
She's not going anywhere
with Errol in custody.

1000
00:45:50,506 --> 00:45:52,128
I went to see Gina today.

1001
00:45:52,128 --> 00:45:54,475
There was a notice up
saying she was unwell.

1002
00:45:55,614 --> 00:45:57,202
Uh, yeah.

1003
00:45:57,202 --> 00:45:59,342
I think she's feeling a bit
under the weather.

1004
00:45:59,342 --> 00:46:00,550
Hmm.

1005
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,104
Gina never gets sick.

1006
00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:05,210
Well, life is full
of surprises, Mike.

1007
00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:06,833
Hmm.

1008
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:14,426
♪ Little heart, go slow

1009
00:46:14,426 --> 00:46:22,193
♪ I'm already here, you know

1010
00:46:22,193 --> 00:46:29,269
♪ Over the lake,
you see the wind blow ♪

1011
00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:36,966
♪ Through the trees
and through the snow ♪

1012
00:46:36,966 --> 00:46:44,491
♪ Winter comes around

1013
00:46:44,491 --> 00:46:53,396
♪ A heart beats slow,
senses all shut down ♪

1014
00:46:53,396 --> 00:46:59,402
♪ Resistance in the coil

1015
00:46:59,402 --> 00:47:06,893
♪ The teacup waits
as the water starts to boil ♪

1016
00:47:06,893 --> 00:47:09,171
Is Mary okay?

1017
00:47:09,171 --> 00:47:11,483
As far as I know,
she's doing fine.

1018
00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:13,934
Did she say anything
about Maddie?

1019
00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,937
No, other than
she's still missing.

1020
00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:18,421
♪

1021
00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:20,078
Your donkey--

1022
00:47:20,078 --> 00:47:22,218
she's very important to you,
isn't she?

1023
00:47:22,218 --> 00:47:23,875
♪

1024
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,152
Yes.

1025
00:47:25,152 --> 00:47:38,338
♪

1026
00:47:38,338 --> 00:47:39,615
Maddie!

1027
00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:41,479
Maddie, Maddie, Maddie!

1028
00:47:41,479 --> 00:47:42,652
♪

1029
00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:46,001
Maddie!

1030
00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:48,658
Maddie, where are you?

1031
00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:50,729
Here, girl.
Come on. Maddie.

1032
00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,973
Come on.

1033
00:47:52,973 --> 00:47:54,147
Here, girl.

1034
00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:56,321
- Maddie! Maddie!
- Maddie!

1035
00:47:56,321 --> 00:47:58,013
This is all your fault.

1036
00:47:58,013 --> 00:47:59,946
Hey, don't have a go at me.

1037
00:47:59,946 --> 00:48:02,431
Maddie, come to Johnny.

1038
00:48:02,431 --> 00:48:04,122
Don't say that.
Why not?

1039
00:48:04,122 --> 00:48:05,468
It sounds creepy.

1040
00:48:06,538 --> 00:48:09,921
Maddie, come to the man
with carrots.

1041
00:48:12,544 --> 00:48:14,719
Hey!

1042
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,341
Hey, you.
Yes?

1043
00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:18,205
- What are you doing?
- I'm practicing.

1044
00:48:18,205 --> 00:48:20,311
It's an ancient dance form.

1045
00:48:20,311 --> 00:48:22,106
Care to join in?
It's, uh, most liberating.

1046
00:48:22,106 --> 00:48:25,626
Ah, no,
but can you keep it down?

1047
00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,387
Sorry,
this is a public space.

1048
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:29,596
Yeah, but those bells,
they're not good.

1049
00:48:29,596 --> 00:48:31,115
I-I'm sorry, but--
Hi.

1050
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,186
We're looking
for our lost donkey.

1051
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:34,532
You haven't seen her?

1052
00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:36,499
A donkey? No.

1053
00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:39,019
The freaky little bells,
they'll scare her away.

1054
00:48:39,019 --> 00:48:42,160
Do you think maybe you could
just stop moving around so much?

1055
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,713
It rather defeats
the purpose.

1056
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:48,028
Her name is Maddie.
She's really cute and very lost.

1057
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:49,271
Maddie the donkey?

1058
00:48:49,271 --> 00:48:52,067
And they had
an actual donkey.

1059
00:48:52,067 --> 00:48:54,241
Quite the crowd favorite.

1060
00:48:54,241 --> 00:48:56,105
I'm so sorry, Lucas.

1061
00:48:56,105 --> 00:48:57,486
I fear what the Archbishop
will say.

1062
00:48:57,486 --> 00:48:59,453
I could be in
for a right defrocking.

1063
00:49:00,558 --> 00:49:04,113
And you said the man playing
Jesus was called Rick?

1064
00:49:04,113 --> 00:49:05,597
Yes.

1065
00:49:05,597 --> 00:49:08,255
The devil in disguise,
I fear.

1066
00:49:08,255 --> 00:49:10,499
♪

1067
00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:11,741
Uh, well, if I see her...

1068
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,364
Our van's
in the parking lot.

1069
00:49:13,364 --> 00:49:15,538
Just tie her up,
and we'll come and get her.

1070
00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:17,506
Jolly good.

1071
00:49:17,506 --> 00:49:20,060
Oh, is that the time?
Must dash.

1072
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,377
What a clown.

1073
00:49:26,377 --> 00:49:28,413
♪

1074
00:49:28,413 --> 00:49:31,071
Maddie!

1075
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:33,142
♪

1076
00:49:33,142 --> 00:49:35,282
Maddie!
Maddie!

1077
00:49:35,282 --> 00:49:38,251
♪

1078
00:49:38,251 --> 00:49:40,322
Police, please.
It's urgent.

1079
00:49:40,322 --> 00:49:42,324
[Sirens wailing]

1080
00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:48,192
♪

1081
00:49:48,192 --> 00:49:49,434
It's not my fault.

1082
00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:51,609
It's Rick's
and you and Errol.

1083
00:49:51,609 --> 00:49:53,576
- It is not.
- Well, it's your donkey.

1084
00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:56,269
I'm just the messenger getting
shot from all sides here.

1085
00:49:56,269 --> 00:49:57,856
Everybody's fault but yours,
eh, Johnny?

1086
00:49:57,856 --> 00:49:59,444
♪

1087
00:49:59,444 --> 00:50:01,136
Don't even think
about running.

1088
00:50:01,136 --> 00:50:02,447
[Grunts]

1089
00:50:02,447 --> 00:50:04,001
He's mine!

1090
00:50:05,623 --> 00:50:07,383
Hi, Mary.

1091
00:50:07,383 --> 00:50:10,662
We need to reevaluate
your ability to tell the truth.

1092
00:50:10,662 --> 00:50:12,802
♪ My, my, my sweet mama
warned me 'bout ya ♪

1093
00:50:12,802 --> 00:50:14,390
♪ But I just can't live
without ya now ♪

1094
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:15,874
Give it up, Johnny!

1095
00:50:15,874 --> 00:50:17,738
♪ Oh, man,
you hit me like a Western ♪

1096
00:50:17,738 --> 00:50:20,396
♪ Shootin', bang-bang, pow-pow

1097
00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:22,502
♪ Sparks flew,
I knew that I wanted you ♪

1098
00:50:22,502 --> 00:50:25,091
♪ Didn't matter what it took

1099
00:50:25,091 --> 00:50:27,472
♪ Can't eat, can't sleep,
now I'm in neck deep ♪

1100
00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:29,888
♪ All because
you gave me that look ♪

1101
00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:32,305
♪ Woo-hoo, baby

1102
00:50:32,305 --> 00:50:34,755
♪ You drive me
a little bit crazy ♪

1103
00:50:34,755 --> 00:50:37,275
♪ Bye bye, so long,
lonely days are long gone ♪

1104
00:50:37,275 --> 00:50:43,178
♪ Baby, since you made me go
woo-hoo ♪

1105
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,805
Yeah, D.C. Chalmers.
I've lost the suspect.

1106
00:50:49,805 --> 00:50:52,152
I was closing in,
but he's vanished.

1107
00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:54,430
[Sighs] Yeah.
Abandon pursuit.

1108
00:50:54,430 --> 00:50:56,122
Copy that.
Returning to base.

1109
00:50:56,122 --> 00:51:09,825
♪

1110
00:51:09,825 --> 00:51:11,792
[Grunts]

1111
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,553
Gotcha.

1112
00:51:13,553 --> 00:51:15,175
♪

1113
00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:17,798
God!
No running now, Johnny.

1114
00:51:17,798 --> 00:51:21,181
♪

1115
00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:23,425
Here you go.
Merry Christmas.

1116
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,324
And the head
of international policing

1117
00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:27,946
will be coming vacant
in January.

1118
00:51:27,946 --> 00:51:30,570
Sounds like
a lot of paperwork.

1119
00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:32,537
And a lot of travel.

1120
00:51:32,537 --> 00:51:34,781
You know it's a matter
of when, not if.

1121
00:51:34,781 --> 00:51:36,886
So you keep saying.

1122
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:38,474
Look, I need
to get back to it.

1123
00:51:38,474 --> 00:51:44,929
♪

1124
00:51:44,929 --> 00:51:47,173
- See you, Frodo.
- Merry Christmas.

1125
00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:49,244
Detective...
Oh, carry on, Mike,

1126
00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:51,625
but we need to move
on this soon, okay?

1127
00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:53,282
Thanks, Simon.

1128
00:51:53,282 --> 00:51:55,146
Sorry to interrupt.

1129
00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,493
No developments,
I take it.

1130
00:51:57,493 --> 00:52:00,703
Uh, we have people helping us
with our inquiries.

1131
00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:03,292
Jolly good.
And the leaves?

1132
00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:06,330
Uh, not yet,
but I'm quietly hopeful.

1133
00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:08,815
Right, well, some good news,
at least.

1134
00:52:08,815 --> 00:52:10,679
I need to see a patient.

1135
00:52:11,852 --> 00:52:13,268
Have a good day, Lucas.

1136
00:52:13,268 --> 00:52:14,924
You, too, Roger.

1137
00:52:16,374 --> 00:52:17,962
There he goes.

1138
00:52:17,962 --> 00:52:22,346
You can almost hear the little
jingles of his tiny bells.

1139
00:52:22,346 --> 00:52:23,588
I'm sorry?

1140
00:52:25,003 --> 00:52:27,005
My husband's
keeping a secret from me.

1141
00:52:27,005 --> 00:52:28,766
He thinks I don't know.

1142
00:52:28,766 --> 00:52:31,665
Morris dancing,
would you believe?
I would.

1143
00:52:31,665 --> 00:52:33,495
It was mentioned
in his debrief

1144
00:52:33,495 --> 00:52:37,775
on finding the victim
at Hackett's Glade.

1145
00:52:37,775 --> 00:52:39,777
It's a shame when
we can't tell each other

1146
00:52:39,777 --> 00:52:42,952
what we're feeling,
what our needs are.

1147
00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:46,853
Even when it's ridiculous
behavior with garters and bells.

1148
00:52:46,853 --> 00:52:48,613
At first, I thought
it was just an excuse

1149
00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:51,029
to seek the company
of other men.

1150
00:52:51,029 --> 00:52:52,548
In the end,
where's the harm

1151
00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:55,275
with men waving
handkerchiefs around?

1152
00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:58,347
And the floral hats
are quite fetching.

1153
00:52:58,347 --> 00:53:03,283
No, no, I know
one's not supposed to spy,

1154
00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:05,596
but he was making
too many excuses

1155
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:08,392
about offering up
"pastoral care."

1156
00:53:08,392 --> 00:53:10,670
Something wasn't adding up.

1157
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:13,569
So, one day I followed him,
only to be nearly rumbled.

1158
00:53:13,569 --> 00:53:15,399
Cynthia: Friends of yours?

1159
00:53:15,399 --> 00:53:16,745
Oh, um...

1160
00:53:16,745 --> 00:53:18,781
No. Well, yes.

1161
00:53:18,781 --> 00:53:21,301
But, um, I, um...

1162
00:53:21,301 --> 00:53:24,580
My father used to do it--
the dancing.

1163
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:27,825
I reckon he did it to ward off
evil spirits, keep them at bay.

1164
00:53:27,825 --> 00:53:29,482
Shepherd: When was this?

1165
00:53:29,482 --> 00:53:32,312
Uh, the same day I realized
the leaves were gone.

1166
00:53:32,312 --> 00:53:34,003
Wednesday. Why?

1167
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,695
Could you come
down to the station?

1168
00:53:35,695 --> 00:53:36,903
I'm not a peeping Tom,

1169
00:53:36,903 --> 00:53:39,871
Oh, I'm sure,
but what you saw,

1170
00:53:39,871 --> 00:53:41,459
it could be useful.

1171
00:53:41,459 --> 00:53:48,017
♪

1172
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:50,917
Yes. This--
This is the woman.

1173
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:54,714
And her demeanor?
Was she on edge at all?

1174
00:53:54,714 --> 00:53:57,924
No, no. Quite civil.

1175
00:53:57,924 --> 00:53:59,477
You really look like
you want to join them.

1176
00:53:59,477 --> 00:54:02,860
Oh, no, no.
No, I'm-- I'm not here.

1177
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:05,759
You understand?
Same for me.

1178
00:54:05,759 --> 00:54:07,416
Okay?

1179
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,831
But now
that I think about it,

1180
00:54:08,831 --> 00:54:11,040
there was something
unusual about her, yes.

1181
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,663
♪

1182
00:54:12,663 --> 00:54:14,561
Once again, Johnny,
did you steal

1183
00:54:14,561 --> 00:54:17,633
the three gold leaves
of Jesus?

1184
00:54:17,633 --> 00:54:20,015
- I did not.
- Okay, then.

1185
00:54:20,015 --> 00:54:21,568
Do you know who did?

1186
00:54:21,568 --> 00:54:24,778
Who?
As in who?

1187
00:54:27,022 --> 00:54:28,541
I can't remember.

1188
00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,128
It's not a
difficult question, Johnny.

1189
00:54:30,128 --> 00:54:33,373
No, I don't know who.

1190
00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:35,375
- Did you kill Rick Faldo?
- I did not,

1191
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,792
and I think you need to tread
very carefully here.

1192
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:41,623
- Why is that?
- Because anything
you might accuse me of

1193
00:54:41,623 --> 00:54:44,591
can only be seen
as religious prosecution.

1194
00:54:46,628 --> 00:54:48,319
How does that work?

1195
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:49,907
Because as a Christian,

1196
00:54:49,907 --> 00:54:52,461
I feel that you are targeting me
because of my beliefs.

1197
00:54:52,461 --> 00:54:53,911
Well, we're not.

1198
00:54:53,911 --> 00:54:55,775
We simply believe
that you were involved

1199
00:54:55,775 --> 00:54:57,397
in two serious crimes

1200
00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:59,054
committed in Brokenwood
this past week.

1201
00:54:59,054 --> 00:55:02,057
A robbery
and a suspicious death.

1202
00:55:02,057 --> 00:55:03,472
Well, it can't have been me,

1203
00:55:03,472 --> 00:55:05,440
because, as I said,
I'm a Christian.

1204
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,752
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1205
00:55:07,752 --> 00:55:10,790
And when did you
see the light?

1206
00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:12,895
- When I found Jesus.
- Sure, you did.

1207
00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:15,450
Just like every other criminal
hoping for an early release.

1208
00:55:15,450 --> 00:55:17,797
- Who are you calling a criminal?
- Chalmers: You, Johnny.

1209
00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:19,799
You just did
12 months home detention

1210
00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:23,561
for aiding and abetting,
misuse of human remains,

1211
00:55:23,561 --> 00:55:24,976
accessory after the fact.

1212
00:55:24,976 --> 00:55:28,186
Yeah, yeah. Alright.
No need to get personal.

1213
00:55:28,186 --> 00:55:30,913
But I did.
I met him.

1214
00:55:30,913 --> 00:55:33,537
Who?
Jesus. In person.

1215
00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:36,436
- Where?
- At the Croc and Panther.

1216
00:55:36,436 --> 00:55:38,576
There's something
you should know about me.

1217
00:55:38,576 --> 00:55:40,647
Oh, yeah. What's that?

1218
00:55:40,647 --> 00:55:42,925
I am the good shepherd.

1219
00:55:42,925 --> 00:55:46,204
The good shepherd lays down
his life for the sheep.

1220
00:55:46,204 --> 00:55:47,896
Yeah, for sure.

1221
00:55:47,896 --> 00:55:49,794
I've heard that farming life
can get pretty intense.

1222
00:55:49,794 --> 00:55:51,209
You're not listening, Johnny.

1223
00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:53,384
The thing about sheep is
they need to be fed.

1224
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:56,145
Uh-huh, grass, right?
They like grass.

1225
00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:57,871
Well, when the grass runs out,

1226
00:55:57,871 --> 00:56:00,598
as the good shepherd,
I need to supply them with feed.

1227
00:56:00,598 --> 00:56:02,082
Or...

1228
00:56:02,082 --> 00:56:03,532
♪

1229
00:56:03,532 --> 00:56:06,121
All the sheep die.
That's right.

1230
00:56:06,121 --> 00:56:08,710
Do you want the sheep
to die, Johnny?
No.

1231
00:56:08,710 --> 00:56:11,575
What does it take
to get more feed?

1232
00:56:11,575 --> 00:56:14,474
Um, More grass?

1233
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:17,615
No, more money.
Oh!

1234
00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:19,790
It takes money.
Right. Yeah.

1235
00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:21,619
Money to buy the feed.

1236
00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:23,034
And where do we get the money?

1237
00:56:23,034 --> 00:56:26,866
Uh, a bank?
A church.

1238
00:56:26,866 --> 00:56:30,663
So, you are admitting that you
made a plan to rob St. Judas?

1239
00:56:30,663 --> 00:56:33,873
No, I'm admitting
that Rick Faldo,

1240
00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:36,738
who was actually Jesus,
made a plan to rob the church.

1241
00:56:36,738 --> 00:56:39,465
And Jesus can't rob the church
because he is the church,

1242
00:56:39,465 --> 00:56:42,433
so therefore no crime
was committed.

1243
00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:46,748
Okay, a couple of things.
Rick Faldo was not Jesus.

1244
00:56:46,748 --> 00:56:48,094
Well, that's easy
for you to say.

1245
00:56:48,094 --> 00:56:50,648
Sims: No,
it's just a fact, Johnny.

1246
00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:54,238
Rick Faldo was born in 1977,
in Lower Hutt.

1247
00:56:54,238 --> 00:56:56,136
He was also a man suffering

1248
00:56:56,136 --> 00:56:59,105
from some pretty
severe mental health issues--

1249
00:56:59,105 --> 00:57:00,900
delusions of grandeur,
for one.

1250
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,490
And the gold leaves
of Jesus...

1251
00:57:04,490 --> 00:57:06,906
Jesus,
who is not Rick Faldo.

1252
00:57:06,906 --> 00:57:09,253
...went missing from St. Judas.

1253
00:57:09,253 --> 00:57:12,498
They were subbed out
for these...

1254
00:57:13,913 --> 00:57:16,812
...three tin leaves crudely
daubed in gold paint.

1255
00:57:16,812 --> 00:57:18,124
Look familiar?

1256
00:57:18,124 --> 00:57:20,264
No, I have
never seen those before.

1257
00:57:20,264 --> 00:57:23,163
Well, strange, because your
fingerprints are all over them.

1258
00:57:23,163 --> 00:57:25,614
Because you brought them
into the church

1259
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:27,098
during the nativity play

1260
00:57:27,098 --> 00:57:31,482
where you, surprisingly,
played a wise king.

1261
00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:33,070
[Imitating French accent]
And I am Jasper,

1262
00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,762
And I bring three
gold olive leaves

1263
00:57:35,762 --> 00:57:37,902
made of pure gold.

1264
00:57:37,902 --> 00:57:42,286
Now would be a very good time
to be wise, Johnny.

1265
00:57:44,599 --> 00:57:48,465
Oh, those leaves.
Yeah, I remember now.

1266
00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,573
What do you remember,
Johnny?

1267
00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:56,024
The thing is...

1268
00:57:56,024 --> 00:57:59,717
Rick could be very pervasive.

1269
00:57:59,717 --> 00:58:02,996
Holy... oh!

1270
00:58:02,996 --> 00:58:05,861
- Believe me now?
- You're the real deal.

1271
00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:09,589
Think about what I said,
and then ask yourself,

1272
00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:11,108
do you want to save
the sheep, Johnny?

1273
00:58:11,108 --> 00:58:13,110
Or do you want
to let them die?

1274
00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:16,044
♪

1275
00:58:16,044 --> 00:58:18,011
I thought
I'd find you here.

1276
00:58:18,011 --> 00:58:21,083
- Cynthia.
- Where is it?

1277
00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:22,809
The money.

1278
00:58:22,809 --> 00:58:24,708
Cynthia, this is Johnny.

1279
00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:26,123
Hi.

1280
00:58:27,089 --> 00:58:28,643
Well?

1281
00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:30,127
That was my money, Rick.

1282
00:58:30,127 --> 00:58:32,094
It was a rainy-day account.

1283
00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:34,925
Now what?

1284
00:58:34,925 --> 00:58:37,065
You're just going to sit here
and drink it away?

1285
00:58:37,065 --> 00:58:40,309
Hey, the rains will come,
the crops will grow.

1286
00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:41,897
All be replenished.

1287
00:58:41,897 --> 00:58:44,624
I swear to God,
I'm going to lose my...

1288
00:58:46,661 --> 00:58:48,110
Outside.

1289
00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:51,010
I want to talk
to you outside.

1290
00:58:51,010 --> 00:58:58,155
♪

1291
00:58:58,155 --> 00:59:00,847
Nice drinking with you,
- fella.
- Yeah.

1292
00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:05,058
So, it turns out even Jesus can
have trouble with his missus.

1293
00:59:06,681 --> 00:59:08,959
Look, if Rick's done something,
that's on him,

1294
00:59:08,959 --> 00:59:12,410
- not me.
- Or Errol or Mary?

1295
00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:14,654
You're all just
innocent parties.

1296
00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:16,829
Yeah, I think that's fair.

1297
00:59:16,829 --> 00:59:18,071
Don't lie to us, Johnny.

1298
00:59:18,071 --> 00:59:20,073
God's honest, Detective.

1299
00:59:21,316 --> 00:59:24,043
Maybe Rick's done something,
and the truth has died with him.

1300
00:59:24,043 --> 00:59:28,357
And all I can say is that
that is a tragedy.

1301
00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:33,190
So?

1302
00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:35,572
So what?
Can I go now?

1303
00:59:37,263 --> 00:59:38,816
Yes.

1304
00:59:38,816 --> 00:59:39,955
Yeah.

1305
00:59:39,955 --> 00:59:42,268
♪

1306
00:59:42,268 --> 00:59:43,821
What the hell?

1307
00:59:43,821 --> 00:59:45,720
You can't charge me
for throwing a cabbage.

1308
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,618
At a member
of the public, Johnny.

1309
00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:50,759
I believe that's called
dangerous use of a brassica.

1310
00:59:50,759 --> 00:59:53,072
Plus, you're in breach
of your parole conditions,

1311
00:59:53,072 --> 00:59:55,764
so take some time out
to reflect on that.

1312
00:59:55,764 --> 00:59:58,318
♪

1313
00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:00,907
Errol, anything to add
to your statement?

1314
01:00:00,907 --> 01:00:03,289
Um, I don't think so.

1315
01:00:03,289 --> 01:00:05,912
♪

1316
01:00:05,912 --> 01:00:08,777
Nice work, Errol.
- Good remembering.
- What?

1317
01:00:08,777 --> 01:00:11,021
The triangle of silence.

1318
01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:14,680
And what is
the triangle of silence?

1319
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,267
Um...
Errol.

1320
01:00:16,267 --> 01:00:18,338
Hmm?

1321
01:00:18,338 --> 01:00:20,099
I don't remember.

1322
01:00:20,099 --> 01:00:24,379
♪

1323
01:00:24,379 --> 01:00:26,864
Sims: Well, if Johnny Oades
is to be believed,

1324
01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:30,868
Rick stole money
from Cynthia Bassett.

1325
01:00:30,868 --> 01:00:33,457
And Reverend Greene
confirmed seeing Cynthia

1326
01:00:33,457 --> 01:00:35,701
the day before
Rick was found dead.

1327
01:00:35,701 --> 01:00:37,081
Chalmers: Did he say
what she was doing?

1328
01:00:37,081 --> 01:00:39,152
Hitting out of the bush.

1329
01:00:39,152 --> 01:00:41,741
You should join them.

1330
01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:43,363
Have you been hunting?

1331
01:00:43,363 --> 01:00:45,711
♪

1332
01:00:45,711 --> 01:00:47,782
In a manner of speaking.

1333
01:00:47,782 --> 01:00:50,888
Shepherd: Cynthia Bassett,
who has a firearm license.

1334
01:00:50,888 --> 01:00:55,479
And we know that Rick was
wounded 24 hours before he died.

1335
01:00:55,479 --> 01:00:59,966
By his ex wielding
a Roman spear, maybe?

1336
01:00:59,966 --> 01:01:09,079
♪ Hey, mama, don't cry

1337
01:01:09,079 --> 01:01:11,529
♪ I'm going home

1338
01:01:11,529 --> 01:01:14,947
♪ To the other side

1339
01:01:14,947 --> 01:01:17,294
♪ I'm going up where I belong

1340
01:01:17,294 --> 01:01:19,986
♪ Where this world
won't do me no harm ♪

1341
01:01:19,986 --> 01:01:22,368
♪ Going up to take Jesus' hand

1342
01:01:22,368 --> 01:01:25,440
♪ Lead me
into that promised land ♪

1343
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:32,309
♪

1344
01:01:32,309 --> 01:01:33,966
Holy mother of...

1345
01:01:33,966 --> 01:01:35,484
What do you think?

1346
01:01:36,969 --> 01:01:42,077
Uh, I think it looks like
a bomb went off in here.

1347
01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:45,460
Good baking requires
freedom of expression.

1348
01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:47,945
Wow, it's very, um...

1349
01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:51,397
...green.
It's Brokenwood.

1350
01:01:51,397 --> 01:01:53,848
You see here?
Pateke Point.

1351
01:01:53,848 --> 01:01:57,265
Mike's workplace,
and the mortuary.

1352
01:01:57,265 --> 01:02:01,303
And you think this is
going to make him stay?

1353
01:02:01,303 --> 01:02:04,272
At least I'm doing something.
What are you doing?

1354
01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:06,515
Seriously, Kristin,
what are you doing?

1355
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:09,070
Or is Mike's departure
something you want?

1356
01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:14,592
♪

1357
01:02:14,592 --> 01:02:17,975
So, this belongs to you?

1358
01:02:20,598 --> 01:02:22,600
Yeah.

1359
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,431
That's why I was there.
I was looking for it.

1360
01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:29,607
I didn't realize
it had gone until...

1361
01:02:29,607 --> 01:02:34,889
♪

1362
01:02:34,889 --> 01:02:37,581
The bastard had sawn it off.

1363
01:02:37,581 --> 01:02:41,240
It was my father's.
He used it to shoot rabbits.

1364
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:42,551
It was sentimental.

1365
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,553
A pump-action shotgun,
pistol grip?

1366
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,866
Not your typical rabbit gun.

1367
01:02:46,866 --> 01:02:49,593
You use what you can get
your hands on, I suppose.

1368
01:02:53,424 --> 01:02:56,082
Anyway, I was worried.

1369
01:02:57,463 --> 01:03:00,121
I figured he might be
planning something stupid.

1370
01:03:00,121 --> 01:03:02,537
Even though you
and he had split?

1371
01:03:02,537 --> 01:03:05,229
It's hard not to care,
you know?

1372
01:03:05,229 --> 01:03:06,817
♪

1373
01:03:06,817 --> 01:03:10,856
And you told my colleague
Rick drove you nuts?

1374
01:03:10,856 --> 01:03:13,513
We have subsequently learned
that he took money from you.

1375
01:03:13,513 --> 01:03:15,515
Stealing money-- I mean,
how did that make you feel?

1376
01:03:15,515 --> 01:03:17,172
[Sighs]

1377
01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:19,968
He took it.
I never said he stole it.

1378
01:03:19,968 --> 01:03:22,074
Those are
two different things.

1379
01:03:22,074 --> 01:03:24,559
♪

1380
01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:26,630
And he promised
he would pay it back.

1381
01:03:26,630 --> 01:03:29,598
By stealing from a church?

1382
01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:31,600
I didn't know anything
about that.

1383
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,569
♪

1384
01:03:34,569 --> 01:03:38,435
So, you, um, went
to check up on him?

1385
01:03:38,435 --> 01:03:40,540
How did you know
where he'd be?

1386
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:42,059
♪

1387
01:03:42,059 --> 01:03:44,130
I had been up
to the campsite before.

1388
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:48,686
♪

1389
01:03:48,686 --> 01:03:52,035
You can come home, Rick.
Why don't you come home?

1390
01:03:52,035 --> 01:03:55,003
Too much to do, Cynth.
Too many lives to save.

1391
01:03:55,003 --> 01:03:56,936
Not enough time.

1392
01:03:56,936 --> 01:03:59,525
We have to rehearse.

1393
01:03:59,525 --> 01:04:01,113
You must go.

1394
01:04:01,113 --> 01:04:02,631
What are you rehearsing?

1395
01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:04,288
The end...

1396
01:04:04,288 --> 01:04:06,014
and the new beginning.

1397
01:04:06,014 --> 01:04:08,258
♪

1398
01:04:08,258 --> 01:04:11,192
Rick, I love you.

1399
01:04:11,192 --> 01:04:15,610
♪

1400
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,577
Jesus loves you, Cynthia.

1401
01:04:17,577 --> 01:04:24,205
♪

1402
01:04:24,205 --> 01:04:26,586
Cynthia: And that was
the last time I saw him.

1403
01:04:28,692 --> 01:04:31,315
Rehearse--
did he say what?

1404
01:04:31,315 --> 01:04:32,696
No.

1405
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,664
But I can imagine.

1406
01:04:37,218 --> 01:04:38,598
The resurrection.

1407
01:04:38,598 --> 01:04:42,637
He was obsessed
by that notion.

1408
01:04:42,637 --> 01:04:44,466
Not a nativity play?

1409
01:04:44,466 --> 01:04:47,228
He never mentioned that.

1410
01:04:47,228 --> 01:04:48,505
And the spear?

1411
01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:49,920
When I went looking
for my gun,

1412
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,612
there was no sign of it
or him.

1413
01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:54,235
Rick!

1414
01:04:54,235 --> 01:05:01,138
♪

1415
01:05:01,138 --> 01:05:02,622
Rick!

1416
01:05:02,622 --> 01:05:14,151
♪

1417
01:05:14,151 --> 01:05:15,635
Rick!

1418
01:05:15,635 --> 01:05:20,606
♪

1419
01:05:20,606 --> 01:05:22,228
Where was it?

1420
01:05:22,228 --> 01:05:23,367
♪

1421
01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:26,129
Uh, we found it in a cave...

1422
01:05:27,233 --> 01:05:29,718
...with a spent cartridge
in the spout.

1423
01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:31,134
Was...

1424
01:05:31,134 --> 01:05:32,687
♪

1425
01:05:32,687 --> 01:05:35,310
Was he found in a cave?

1426
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:38,348
Uh, some distance away.

1427
01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:40,798
[Scoffs]
That crazy bastard.

1428
01:05:40,798 --> 01:05:45,527
♪

1429
01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:47,322
He almost pulled it off.

1430
01:05:47,322 --> 01:05:57,781
♪

1431
01:05:57,781 --> 01:05:59,369
Mrs. Baker?
[Laughs]

1432
01:05:59,369 --> 01:06:01,716
Thank you for meeting me
on such short notice.

1433
01:06:01,716 --> 01:06:04,615
Anything to help out
the local constabulary.

1434
01:06:04,615 --> 01:06:06,652
Well, we need a cake for Mike,
a special one.

1435
01:06:06,652 --> 01:06:08,723
I can't bake,
and for the record,

1436
01:06:08,723 --> 01:06:10,276
neither can Gina Kadinsky.

1437
01:06:10,276 --> 01:06:12,451
Oh, Mike Shepherd's found
a lovely lady.

1438
01:06:12,451 --> 01:06:14,177
I knew he would.

1439
01:06:14,177 --> 01:06:15,626
- Not a wedding cake.
- Oh, birthday?

1440
01:06:15,626 --> 01:06:17,594
I do do birthdays.
Special ones.

1441
01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:21,080
O.M.G. He's not turning s--Not a birthday.

1442
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,840
Well, why then?

1443
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,084
Uh, this--

1444
01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:27,397
this has to stay
on the complete down-low.

1445
01:06:27,397 --> 01:06:31,194
But Mike is... moving on.

1446
01:06:31,194 --> 01:06:32,678
He's dying?

1447
01:06:32,678 --> 01:06:36,440
No, no, no, no,
he's being transferred.

1448
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,408
Oh, thank God for that!

1449
01:06:38,408 --> 01:06:40,686
- Wait!
- Mike Shepherd's leaving
Brokenwood?

1450
01:06:40,686 --> 01:06:42,446
Well, um, okay,
can we just maybe

1451
01:06:42,446 --> 01:06:44,310
keep our voices down
a little bit?

1452
01:06:44,310 --> 01:06:45,656
But he is the only thing

1453
01:06:45,656 --> 01:06:49,177
standing between order
and complete anarchy.

1454
01:06:49,177 --> 01:06:52,387
Um, well,
we do work as a team.

1455
01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:54,286
Also, he's quite dishy,

1456
01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:57,806
you know,
in a rustic kind of way.

1457
01:06:57,806 --> 01:06:59,429
Is it a surprise?

1458
01:06:59,429 --> 01:07:00,671
Yeah. For Mike.

1459
01:07:00,671 --> 01:07:02,328
Um, well,
for all of us, actually.

1460
01:07:02,328 --> 01:07:04,365
Well, tell him
she's coming.

1461
01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:07,402
Be a good night for a farewell
if a shindig's in order.

1462
01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:09,646
Tami Neilson's coming
to the Croc and Panther.

1463
01:07:09,646 --> 01:07:11,234
She's supposed to be
at the Snake and Tiger,

1464
01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:12,476
but Ray double booked her

1465
01:07:12,476 --> 01:07:14,478
with an Iron Maiden
tribute band.

1466
01:07:14,478 --> 01:07:16,342
Right.

1467
01:07:16,342 --> 01:07:19,759
Uh, be a good night
for a half decent bloke.
Mm.

1468
01:07:19,759 --> 01:07:22,866
Yeah.
Um, actually, Trudy,

1469
01:07:22,866 --> 01:07:24,557
do you, um...

1470
01:07:25,696 --> 01:07:30,391
Do you remember seeing
this man in the pub at all?

1471
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:33,394
See, I'm--No narc. Yes, I know.

1472
01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:34,774
I know.
I'm not asking you to narc.

1473
01:07:34,774 --> 01:07:37,812
I'm just asking you
to remember

1474
01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,814
whether he came in here
with his girlfriend

1475
01:07:39,814 --> 01:07:41,643
who was accusing him
of stealing money.

1476
01:07:41,643 --> 01:07:43,852
- Does that ring any bells?
- Yeah, the fisherman.

1477
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:45,406
He was in
a few weeks ago

1478
01:07:45,406 --> 01:07:48,823
with Johnny Oades,
causing quite a stink.

1479
01:07:48,823 --> 01:07:50,238
♪

1480
01:07:50,238 --> 01:07:51,653
Ahh.

1481
01:07:51,653 --> 01:07:53,862
- Nice drinkin' with you, fella.
- Yeah.

1482
01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:57,280
[Sniffing]
Something smells fishy.

1483
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,695
Oh, nothing to see here,
Trudy.

1484
01:07:58,695 --> 01:08:00,766
Just two honest gents
sharing an ale.

1485
01:08:00,766 --> 01:08:04,183
No, something
smells fishy.

1486
01:08:04,183 --> 01:08:06,841
- Man's got to eat.
- Oh, not in here.

1487
01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:08,670
Settle your tab
and get it gone

1488
01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:10,155
before you
stink the place out.

1489
01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:11,742
♪

1490
01:08:11,742 --> 01:08:12,916
Watch.

1491
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:17,576
♪

1492
01:08:17,576 --> 01:08:19,233
$65.50.

1493
01:08:19,233 --> 01:08:21,338
♪

1494
01:08:21,338 --> 01:08:23,375
What the hell am I supposed
to do with that?!

1495
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:26,240
- Feed the multitudes.
- Beer for fish--
is that it?

1496
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,277
Cook the fish.
It will feed many.

1497
01:08:29,277 --> 01:08:31,728
♪

1498
01:08:31,728 --> 01:08:34,489
Oh, no, you don't!
Johnny!

1499
01:08:34,489 --> 01:08:36,284
Get back here now
and sort this tab.

1500
01:08:36,284 --> 01:08:38,148
♪

1501
01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:39,667
[Sighs]

1502
01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:45,155
♪

1503
01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:47,192
Take your mate's bloody fish
with you.

1504
01:08:47,192 --> 01:08:50,229
♪

1505
01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:52,956
Took me two days to get
the smell out of the bar.

1506
01:08:52,956 --> 01:08:54,647
Why? What's he done?

1507
01:08:54,647 --> 01:08:58,720
Um, found himself dead.
Mm.

1508
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,585
Oh, uh, hang out
with Johnny Oades...

1509
01:09:01,585 --> 01:09:03,725
Oh! Okay!
I've had an inspiration.

1510
01:09:04,968 --> 01:09:06,970
OMG!

1511
01:09:07,626 --> 01:09:09,386
Thanks, Trudy.

1512
01:09:09,386 --> 01:09:14,011
♪

1513
01:09:14,011 --> 01:09:16,807
[Door opens]

1514
01:09:16,807 --> 01:09:20,294
We have a blood match
on the spear.

1515
01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:22,296
Gina is better, then.

1516
01:09:22,296 --> 01:09:23,814
Um... somewhat.

1517
01:09:23,814 --> 01:09:26,679
♪

1518
01:09:26,679 --> 01:09:28,578
This was the weapon
that killed him.

1519
01:09:28,578 --> 01:09:30,235
Okay, great.
Thanks, Gina.

1520
01:09:30,235 --> 01:09:32,202
I'm going
back to bed now.

1521
01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:34,480
Don't ask.

1522
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,380
Our fingerprint hits
on the spear--

1523
01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:41,522
Cynthia Bassett, Rick Faldo,
Johnny O'Neal Oades,

1524
01:09:41,522 --> 01:09:43,558
and Mary Mary.

1525
01:09:43,558 --> 01:09:45,664
Want to go in
and bash some heads?

1526
01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:47,873
Knock some sense
into them.

1527
01:09:47,873 --> 01:09:48,908
Wishful thinking, I know.

1528
01:09:48,908 --> 01:09:50,496
Mm.

1529
01:09:50,496 --> 01:09:51,911
Chalmers: The spear
was found in the vicinity

1530
01:09:51,911 --> 01:09:54,362
of where Rick Faldo died.

1531
01:09:54,362 --> 01:09:56,295
I don't know anything
about a spear.

1532
01:09:56,295 --> 01:09:58,746
A Roman spear...

1533
01:09:58,746 --> 01:10:00,644
like this one.

1534
01:10:00,644 --> 01:10:02,612
No.
Strange.

1535
01:10:03,751 --> 01:10:05,856
It has
your fingerprints on it.

1536
01:10:07,789 --> 01:10:10,033
Well,
I never touched that, so...

1537
01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:11,690
Okay.
Are you sure about that?

1538
01:10:12,587 --> 01:10:17,765
Because we searched your phone
and found these pictures.

1539
01:10:21,044 --> 01:10:22,459
[Chuckling] Okay, okay.

1540
01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:24,599
But, look, we were
just mucking around.

1541
01:10:24,599 --> 01:10:26,360
I've never even been
to Rome.

1542
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:27,637
Hmm.

1543
01:10:27,637 --> 01:10:30,640
Even more interesting
than that,

1544
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,504
there was blood on the spear.

1545
01:10:32,504 --> 01:10:35,023
It matches Rick Faldo's.

1546
01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:37,854
Shepherd: So there was a plan
to steal the leaves?

1547
01:10:37,854 --> 01:10:39,096
Yeah.

1548
01:10:39,096 --> 01:10:41,754
And the plan
was to sell them?

1549
01:10:42,652 --> 01:10:46,034
Yeah, but Rick was
really confusing about money.

1550
01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:47,967
[Birds chirping]

1551
01:10:47,967 --> 01:10:49,555
It was my idea,

1552
01:10:49,555 --> 01:10:53,904
so I take half,
and you'll get half each.

1553
01:10:53,904 --> 01:10:56,631
You mean
a third of a half?

1554
01:10:56,631 --> 01:11:00,083
No. You will each get half
of what's left.

1555
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:01,498
After your half.

1556
01:11:01,498 --> 01:11:03,086
Half each. That's fair.

1557
01:11:03,086 --> 01:11:05,675
Okay, I think we should
all get a quarter,

1558
01:11:05,675 --> 01:11:07,090
and that would be really
more fair.

1559
01:11:07,090 --> 01:11:08,712
I'm giving you half.

1560
01:11:08,712 --> 01:11:10,300
Yeah, but it's not even
half of a half.

1561
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,750
I'm giving you half, Johnny!

1562
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:13,372
What more do you want
from me?

1563
01:11:13,372 --> 01:11:16,099
♪

1564
01:11:16,099 --> 01:11:18,895
Errol: Maddie has
an overactive thyroid,

1565
01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:20,483
makes her hungry
all the time.

1566
01:11:20,483 --> 01:11:22,933
But, also,
constipated and bloated.

1567
01:11:22,933 --> 01:11:26,558
And her flatulence
is pretty intense.

1568
01:11:26,558 --> 01:11:27,869
Makes it hard in the van.

1569
01:11:27,869 --> 01:11:29,699
There is
an operation she can have,

1570
01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,321
but it's super expensive.

1571
01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,772
So you thought
you'd rob a church?

1572
01:11:33,772 --> 01:11:35,670
Only because
Johnny made us.

1573
01:11:35,670 --> 01:11:39,156
♪

1574
01:11:39,156 --> 01:11:41,366
[Gearshift clicks]

1575
01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:42,539
[Engine shuts off]

1576
01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:44,023
♪

1577
01:11:44,023 --> 01:11:45,611
[Donkey braying]

1578
01:11:45,611 --> 01:11:47,579
♪

1579
01:11:47,579 --> 01:11:49,028
[Braying continues]

1580
01:11:49,028 --> 01:11:53,516
♪

1581
01:11:53,516 --> 01:11:57,968
G'day, travelers.
Long time, no see.

1582
01:11:57,968 --> 01:11:59,556
Oh, hi, Johnny.

1583
01:11:59,556 --> 01:12:00,764
Looking good, Errol.

1584
01:12:00,764 --> 01:12:02,387
How's Maddie?

1585
01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:05,010
The thing is,
I never see Johnny that much,

1586
01:12:05,010 --> 01:12:06,805
and there he was.

1587
01:12:06,805 --> 01:12:09,601
And he was real excited,
said he'd found Jesus.

1588
01:12:10,464 --> 01:12:12,362
And I was happy for him.

1589
01:12:15,572 --> 01:12:18,023
Yeah, so it's like a play,
but with Jesus in it.

1590
01:12:18,023 --> 01:12:20,197
So we would be actors
in a play?

1591
01:12:20,197 --> 01:12:22,579
And you will be
paid handsomely.

1592
01:12:22,579 --> 01:12:23,925
Like professional actors?

1593
01:12:23,925 --> 01:12:26,100
- What's not to like?
- Why us?

1594
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,653
I've never done
that sort of thing.

1595
01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:29,586
Because of your talent, cousin.

1596
01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:31,450
And--

1597
01:12:31,450 --> 01:12:34,557
Oh! No, wait,
I just remembered--

1598
01:12:34,557 --> 01:12:37,145
Jesus arrives in Athens
on a donkey,

1599
01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:39,803
so Maddie could be in,
as well.

1600
01:12:39,803 --> 01:12:41,460
I thought Jesus
was born in Bethlehem.

1601
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:43,738
Yeah, and Athens is a suburb
of Bethlehem.

1602
01:12:43,738 --> 01:12:46,638
- Everyone knows that.
- She's not well.

1603
01:12:46,638 --> 01:12:48,674
- Who?
- Maddie.

1604
01:12:48,674 --> 01:12:49,986
She needs an operation.

1605
01:12:51,746 --> 01:12:55,716
Then use the money to give
Maddie the care that she needs.

1606
01:12:55,716 --> 01:12:57,890
[Maddie chewing]

1607
01:12:57,890 --> 01:12:59,996
Errol:
He was just after my donkey.

1608
01:12:59,996 --> 01:13:01,860
I can see that now.

1609
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:06,209
And that's how we got involved
and the leaves got, um...

1610
01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:07,693
stolen.

1611
01:13:07,693 --> 01:13:10,144
And, um, now they're gone,

1612
01:13:10,144 --> 01:13:12,629
and Maddie's gone,
and Rick is gone,

1613
01:13:12,629 --> 01:13:14,804
and we don't know
anything about that.

1614
01:13:15,529 --> 01:13:18,566
♪

1615
01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:20,534
[Vocalizing]

1616
01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:29,819
♪

1617
01:13:29,819 --> 01:13:31,786
[Maddie farts]

1618
01:13:31,786 --> 01:13:34,686
♪

1619
01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:35,756
Oh!

1620
01:13:35,756 --> 01:13:36,929
Hello.

1621
01:13:36,929 --> 01:13:38,552
♪

1622
01:13:38,552 --> 01:13:39,691
[Maddie snorts]

1623
01:13:39,691 --> 01:13:41,209
They're all telling us more

1624
01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:44,040
while not actually giving us
anything important.

1625
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,938
Because...

1626
01:13:45,938 --> 01:13:48,251
we're up against...

1627
01:13:48,251 --> 01:13:51,944
the triangle of silence.

1628
01:13:51,944 --> 01:13:53,774
Which is what exactly?

1629
01:13:53,774 --> 01:13:55,707
Well might you ask.

1630
01:13:55,707 --> 01:13:58,295
Okay, Johnny,
you don't want to talk

1631
01:13:58,295 --> 01:14:00,574
about the spear
or the gold leaves,

1632
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:04,543
so... how about
you enlighten me...

1633
01:14:05,889 --> 01:14:08,547
...ah, about
the triangle of silence?

1634
01:14:08,547 --> 01:14:09,893
[Chuckles] Nice try.

1635
01:14:09,893 --> 01:14:11,239
If I told you,

1636
01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:12,586
that would defeat
the whole purpose

1637
01:14:12,586 --> 01:14:15,174
of its purpose.

1638
01:14:15,174 --> 01:14:16,762
Fair enough.

1639
01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:23,044
Yeah, sounds pretty lame, anyway.

1640
01:14:23,044 --> 01:14:24,805
Lame?

1641
01:14:24,805 --> 01:14:27,117
No, it's
the opposite of lame.

1642
01:14:27,117 --> 01:14:28,187
It is <i>awesome.</i>

1643
01:14:28,187 --> 01:14:30,120
I doubt it somehow.

1644
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,777
So awesome,
you couldn't handle it.

1645
01:14:31,777 --> 01:14:33,710
- I think I could.
- Nah. You couldn't.

1646
01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:35,160
Try me.

1647
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,991
Is it like a... cone?

1648
01:14:38,991 --> 01:14:41,822
It is way, way stronger
than a cone.

1649
01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:46,274
I want to talk about
the strongest shape

1650
01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,656
known to mankind.

1651
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:51,314
And like all great works
of My Father,

1652
01:14:51,314 --> 01:14:55,007
it comes in the form
of the power of three.

1653
01:14:55,007 --> 01:14:57,009
Can anyone give me
an example?

1654
01:14:58,183 --> 01:15:00,703
The Sun, the Moon,
and the Earth?

1655
01:15:00,703 --> 01:15:02,532
Nice, Errol.

1656
01:15:02,532 --> 01:15:04,085
[Gasps]
The Holy Trinity.

1657
01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:06,536
The Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost.

1658
01:15:06,536 --> 01:15:07,606
Very good, Mary.

1659
01:15:07,606 --> 01:15:09,539
♪

1660
01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,541
The triple jump
at the Olympics.

1661
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,750
♪

1662
01:15:13,750 --> 01:15:15,131
How about this?

1663
01:15:15,131 --> 01:15:16,788
Not only is this

1664
01:15:16,788 --> 01:15:19,273
the strongest piece of design
known to man...

1665
01:15:19,273 --> 01:15:21,033
♪

1666
01:15:21,033 --> 01:15:23,795
...it also represents something
that binds us.

1667
01:15:23,795 --> 01:15:26,038
♪

1668
01:15:26,038 --> 01:15:33,218
Hear no evil. See no evil.
Speak no evil.

1669
01:15:33,218 --> 01:15:34,737
The triangle of silence.

1670
01:15:34,737 --> 01:15:36,601
Understand?

1671
01:15:36,601 --> 01:15:37,947
United in silence.

1672
01:15:37,947 --> 01:15:39,776
♪

1673
01:15:39,776 --> 01:15:41,364
Together,
we'll change the world.

1674
01:15:41,364 --> 01:15:42,572
Amen.

1675
01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:46,680
♪

1676
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:51,650
So the triangle of silence
is a three-legged stool.

1677
01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:53,618
See? I knew you
couldn't handle it.

1678
01:15:53,618 --> 01:15:54,757
[Knock on door]

1679
01:15:57,311 --> 01:15:58,933
[Indistinct whispering]

1680
01:15:59,382 --> 01:16:00,556
Thanks.

1681
01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:02,040
What?

1682
01:16:03,731 --> 01:16:05,077
Time to head
back to the cell.

1683
01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:10,048
♪

1684
01:16:10,048 --> 01:16:12,637
Good news, Errol.
Maddie's been found.

1685
01:16:12,637 --> 01:16:13,948
♪

1686
01:16:13,948 --> 01:16:15,709
[Cell door clanks]

1687
01:16:15,709 --> 01:16:17,055
[Keys jingling, lock clicks]
Chalmers: I told Errol

1688
01:16:17,055 --> 01:16:18,677
that Maddie
was safe and well,

1689
01:16:18,677 --> 01:16:21,922
but given the situation,
would likely be rehomed.

1690
01:16:21,922 --> 01:16:24,234
I imagine that will start
to sink in soon.

1691
01:16:24,234 --> 01:16:28,273
Hmm.
The old "cruel to be kind."

1692
01:16:28,273 --> 01:16:29,826
Well played.

1693
01:16:29,826 --> 01:16:32,864
Okay.
Uh, while we wait, um...

1694
01:16:32,864 --> 01:16:35,038
I'd like a word
with you both.

1695
01:16:35,038 --> 01:16:36,695
Yeah, sure.

1696
01:16:36,695 --> 01:16:37,938
In my office?

1697
01:16:37,938 --> 01:16:45,773
♪

1698
01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:50,260
Okay. There's something I've
been wanting to say for a while.

1699
01:16:50,260 --> 01:16:52,228
♪

1700
01:16:52,228 --> 01:16:54,851
This... job--

1701
01:16:54,851 --> 01:16:57,405
it... wears you down.

1702
01:16:57,405 --> 01:17:01,099
You're young and hard-working,
and I admire that.

1703
01:17:01,099 --> 01:17:03,342
You both do stellar work.

1704
01:17:03,342 --> 01:17:05,759
- Thanks, boss.
- Yeah, thanks.

1705
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:08,037
Shepherd: But make sure
you stop and smell the roses.

1706
01:17:08,037 --> 01:17:12,006
This career--
[sighs] it's a lot.

1707
01:17:12,006 --> 01:17:15,941
Uh, in those cells,
we have two men

1708
01:17:15,941 --> 01:17:18,875
who are doing their very best
to play mind games with us.

1709
01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:21,775
And we have a victim
with a Jesus complex.

1710
01:17:21,775 --> 01:17:24,501
Uh, guns, knives, spears.

1711
01:17:24,501 --> 01:17:28,920
[Sighs] We all carry that
in some way--

1712
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,404
all of it.

1713
01:17:30,404 --> 01:17:32,337
[Sighs]
And as the years go by,

1714
01:17:32,337 --> 01:17:36,997
all of those things get...
a little heavier every day.

1715
01:17:38,032 --> 01:17:41,208
Sometimes you just need
to stop and offload,

1716
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,831
and, well, that's okay.

1717
01:17:45,246 --> 01:17:49,181
I just wanted you both
to know that.

1718
01:17:50,735 --> 01:17:51,874
That's...

1719
01:17:51,874 --> 01:17:53,151
That.

1720
01:17:53,151 --> 01:17:55,153
[Breathes deeply]
Just that.

1721
01:17:55,153 --> 01:17:57,224
Oh, come on, Mike,
you don't have to sugarcoat it.

1722
01:17:57,224 --> 01:18:00,296
- Why don't you just say it?
- What?

1723
01:18:00,296 --> 01:18:01,815
What Kristin is saying

1724
01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,299
is that we know
that you're leaving.

1725
01:18:03,299 --> 01:18:05,197
- Going to Central.
- Who told you that?

1726
01:18:05,197 --> 01:18:07,441
How we know is not
as important as that we know.

1727
01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:09,132
But it's true, isn't it?

1728
01:18:09,132 --> 01:18:10,513
No. [Stammers]

1729
01:18:10,513 --> 01:18:12,101
But--
Who told you that?

1730
01:18:12,101 --> 01:18:14,551
Well, H-Hughes being here--
there's been talk.

1731
01:18:14,551 --> 01:18:16,415
He's offered you
a promotion.

1732
01:18:16,415 --> 01:18:18,866
I know.
Well, he does that every year.

1733
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:19,867
That doesn't mean
I accepted.

1734
01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,386
So...

1735
01:18:21,386 --> 01:18:24,044
This was my 10-year review,
so he was pushing hard.

1736
01:18:24,044 --> 01:18:26,080
I still said no.

1737
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,806
I like it here.

1738
01:18:27,806 --> 01:18:29,083
♪

1739
01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:30,360
Uh.

1740
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,741
♪

1741
01:18:31,741 --> 01:18:33,812
Oh, I really need
to call Gina.

1742
01:18:33,812 --> 01:18:35,331
♪

1743
01:18:35,331 --> 01:18:36,884
What is Mrs. Baker
doing here?

1744
01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:41,820
Uh, well,
she is the cake angel.

1745
01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:51,312
♪

1746
01:18:51,312 --> 01:18:53,556
Wow! She knocked it
out of the park!

1747
01:18:53,556 --> 01:18:55,420
Ignore the message, obviously.

1748
01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:58,837
You really did think
I was leaving.

1749
01:18:58,837 --> 01:19:00,287
We did.

1750
01:19:00,287 --> 01:19:02,047
And this was just a small way
of showing you

1751
01:19:02,047 --> 01:19:04,291
that we <i>do</i> care.

1752
01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:06,914
I suppose I have
to give it back.

1753
01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:08,191
Oh, hell, no.

1754
01:19:08,191 --> 01:19:09,399
[Drawer slides open]

1755
01:19:09,986 --> 01:19:12,264
[Drawer slides shut]
Here.

1756
01:19:12,264 --> 01:19:14,784
Now let's put this car out
of its misery once and for all.

1757
01:19:14,784 --> 01:19:15,854
[Chuckles]

1758
01:19:16,959 --> 01:19:18,961
[Metallic thump in distance]
Errol: I want my donkey!

1759
01:19:18,961 --> 01:19:20,928
- I want my donkey!
- Chalmers, Cell 1.

1760
01:19:20,928 --> 01:19:22,240
Triangle of silence
is broken.

1761
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,310
Give me my donkey!

1762
01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:25,346
[Grunting]

1763
01:19:25,346 --> 01:19:27,141
♪

1764
01:19:27,141 --> 01:19:28,936
Hey![Grunts]

1765
01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:30,593
If you make him stop,
I'll tell you what happened--

1766
01:19:30,593 --> 01:19:31,974
just make him stop.

1767
01:19:31,974 --> 01:19:33,354
I want my Maddie!
I want my--

1768
01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:36,461
Okay. Calm down, alright?
Come on, Errol.

1769
01:19:36,461 --> 01:19:39,913
Just calm down, all right?
Maddie is okay.

1770
01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:41,811
- It's gonna be fine.
- Promise?

1771
01:19:41,811 --> 01:19:44,193
She's gonna be just fine.

1772
01:19:44,193 --> 01:19:46,160
If we come clean
about what happened,

1773
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,335
can you make sure Maddie
isn't given to a stranger?

1774
01:19:48,335 --> 01:19:50,475
- Johnny: Don't do it, Errol.
- Errol's free to speak.

1775
01:19:50,475 --> 01:19:51,925
He's a little crazy.
Come on.

1776
01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:53,650
You have to
let Mary pet her.

1777
01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:55,480
Let me pet her.
I need my Maddie.

1778
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:56,999
No, he's not talking sense.

1779
01:19:56,999 --> 01:20:00,381
You get to hug her,
and we get the truth.

1780
01:20:00,381 --> 01:20:02,867
- No funny business, Errol.
- Promise.

1781
01:20:02,867 --> 01:20:05,593
♪

1782
01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:09,528
Who's a good girl?
You're such a good girl.

1783
01:20:09,528 --> 01:20:10,667
♪

1784
01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:14,154
I love you so much.

1785
01:20:14,154 --> 01:20:15,293
Okay, Errol.

1786
01:20:15,293 --> 01:20:16,639
♪

1787
01:20:16,639 --> 01:20:18,020
Mary gets to stay.

1788
01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:20,332
♪

1789
01:20:20,332 --> 01:20:22,127
I don't want Maddie
to be alone.

1790
01:20:22,127 --> 01:20:24,336
♪

1791
01:20:24,336 --> 01:20:26,235
All right. But if
we don't get the truth...

1792
01:20:26,235 --> 01:20:27,236
You will.

1793
01:20:27,236 --> 01:20:29,859
♪

1794
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:30,929
On it.

1795
01:20:30,929 --> 01:20:38,350
♪

1796
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:43,355
Hey, Maddie.
Mama's here.

1797
01:20:43,355 --> 01:20:44,874
[Dramatic music plays]

1798
01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,946
The triangle of silence
is broken, Johnny.

1799
01:20:47,946 --> 01:20:51,087
Errol has told us
what happened in the church.

1800
01:20:51,087 --> 01:20:52,571
♪

1801
01:20:52,571 --> 01:20:54,642
Like I said,
he's not thinking straight.

1802
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:57,093
No, no,
he seemed pretty clear.

1803
01:20:57,093 --> 01:21:00,303
Johnny was supposed to swap
the gold leaves...

1804
01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:01,580
when the curtain was up.

1805
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:04,376
I will help
deliver the baby.

1806
01:21:04,376 --> 01:21:07,103
Breathe, Mary.
Relax and breathe.[Breathes sharply]

1807
01:21:07,103 --> 01:21:08,587
Let us all sing.

1808
01:21:08,587 --> 01:21:17,251
♪ Away in a manger,
no crib for a bed ♪

1809
01:21:17,251 --> 01:21:24,914
♪ The little Lord Jesus
lay down his sweet head ♪

1810
01:21:24,914 --> 01:21:29,056
♪ The stars in the bright sky
looked down where he lay ♪

1811
01:21:29,056 --> 01:21:32,611
Get out of it!
No! Down!

1812
01:21:32,611 --> 01:21:35,062
[Whispering]
Hurry up, Johnny!

1813
01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:37,375
♪ The little Lord Jesus... Um.

1814
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:39,687
♪ ...asleep on the hay Errol.

1815
01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:41,034
Errol: Harkness!

1816
01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:42,690
So we've established

1817
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:47,316
that Maddie the donkey
ate the gold leaves.

1818
01:21:47,316 --> 01:21:50,457
Never work with children
or animals.

1819
01:21:50,457 --> 01:21:52,700
Rick-- he was a real child
about it.

1820
01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:55,048
You had one job, Johnny.
One job!

1821
01:21:55,048 --> 01:21:56,635
No, I had more than one.

1822
01:21:56,635 --> 01:21:58,706
I had to deliver the baby,
and I had to hold the torch.

1823
01:21:58,706 --> 01:22:00,260
Damn you, Johnny!

1824
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:04,195
♪

1825
01:22:04,195 --> 01:22:07,957
At least we know
where they are-- the leaves.

1826
01:22:07,957 --> 01:22:10,304
Now all we have to do
is wait...

1827
01:22:10,304 --> 01:22:12,548
for them to pass through.

1828
01:22:12,548 --> 01:22:14,446
[Maddie snorts lightly]

1829
01:22:14,446 --> 01:22:15,792
♪

1830
01:22:15,792 --> 01:22:18,071
Errol:
Problem was her constipation.

1831
01:22:18,071 --> 01:22:21,281
Sometimes--
I mean, I'm talking days.

1832
01:22:21,281 --> 01:22:24,180
♪

1833
01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:25,664
What about prunes?

1834
01:22:25,664 --> 01:22:28,391
Like we get
a whole bucket of prunes, right?

1835
01:22:28,391 --> 01:22:31,153
Yeah, I-I think
rhubarb's good.

1836
01:22:31,153 --> 01:22:32,602
- Kiwi fruit?
- Nice.

1837
01:22:32,602 --> 01:22:35,019
Someone has eyes
on that donkey at all times.

1838
01:22:35,019 --> 01:22:37,055
♪

1839
01:22:37,055 --> 01:22:38,263
We need to rehearse.

1840
01:22:38,263 --> 01:22:41,611
♪

1841
01:22:41,611 --> 01:22:43,648
Shepherd: What did you need
to rehearse?

1842
01:22:43,648 --> 01:22:45,063
While we were
waiting for Maddie,

1843
01:22:45,063 --> 01:22:47,548
Rick wanted to practice
an Easter show.

1844
01:22:47,548 --> 01:22:51,414
Rick: If anyone desires
to come after me,

1845
01:22:51,414 --> 01:22:53,382
let him deny himself

1846
01:22:53,382 --> 01:22:56,523
and take up his cross
and follow me.

1847
01:22:56,523 --> 01:23:00,734
♪

1848
01:23:00,734 --> 01:23:02,149
Johnny:
So, Rick, in the end...

1849
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:04,013
♪

1850
01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,670
...he lost his patience.

1851
01:23:05,670 --> 01:23:08,638
Enough.
Not happening.

1852
01:23:08,638 --> 01:23:10,226
♪

1853
01:23:10,226 --> 01:23:11,400
We're running out of time.

1854
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:12,677
More prunes, Rick.

1855
01:23:12,677 --> 01:23:14,506
We just need more prunes.

1856
01:23:14,506 --> 01:23:15,680
Do we?

1857
01:23:16,129 --> 01:23:17,302
Or...

1858
01:23:19,580 --> 01:23:20,788
...has Johnny been lying to us?

1859
01:23:20,788 --> 01:23:22,307
Johnny: What?

1860
01:23:23,239 --> 01:23:25,172
Eh? No.

1861
01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:27,485
You're the only one
who told us what happened.

1862
01:23:27,485 --> 01:23:30,246
For all I know,
there's gold leaves

1863
01:23:30,246 --> 01:23:33,077
just sitting in a little
hideaway somewhere--

1864
01:23:33,077 --> 01:23:36,494
my half, along with
your three halves, eh?

1865
01:23:36,494 --> 01:23:38,254
Is that it, Johnny?

1866
01:23:38,254 --> 01:23:39,773
No, Rick.

1867
01:23:39,773 --> 01:23:43,190
Come on, man.
It's not like that.

1868
01:23:43,190 --> 01:23:48,851
♪

1869
01:23:48,851 --> 01:23:51,474
Would I have this
otherwise?

1870
01:23:51,474 --> 01:23:52,579
Rick: Maybe.

1871
01:23:52,579 --> 01:23:54,132
♪

1872
01:23:54,132 --> 01:23:55,685
Maybe that's just part
of the ruse.

1873
01:23:55,685 --> 01:23:57,273
♪

1874
01:23:57,273 --> 01:23:58,516
No.

1875
01:23:58,516 --> 01:23:59,586
[Thumps lightly]

1876
01:23:59,586 --> 01:24:00,759
God's honest.

1877
01:24:00,759 --> 01:24:05,557
♪

1878
01:24:05,557 --> 01:24:06,869
Prove it.

1879
01:24:06,869 --> 01:24:11,667
♪

1880
01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:14,670
Take the donkey down
to the stream, slit its throat,

1881
01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:16,913
cut out the leaves,
and bring them to me.

1882
01:24:16,913 --> 01:24:18,363
♪

1883
01:24:18,363 --> 01:24:20,503
Whoa, Rick.

1884
01:24:20,503 --> 01:24:24,266
No way, man.
I can't do that.

1885
01:24:24,266 --> 01:24:27,372
You caused this.
You fix it.

1886
01:24:27,372 --> 01:24:30,686
- Errol: Johnny, no.
- No way.

1887
01:24:30,686 --> 01:24:33,240
You can't make me do this, please.

1888
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:38,418
♪

1889
01:24:39,281 --> 01:24:42,146
[Suspenseful music plays]

1890
01:24:42,146 --> 01:24:43,285
Rick: I'll do it.

1891
01:24:43,285 --> 01:24:44,493
No.

1892
01:24:44,493 --> 01:24:45,908
♪

1893
01:24:45,908 --> 01:24:47,116
You're right.

1894
01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:49,601
♪

1895
01:24:49,601 --> 01:24:51,224
This is on me.

1896
01:24:51,224 --> 01:24:52,570
♪

1897
01:24:52,570 --> 01:24:53,605
I'll do it.

1898
01:24:53,605 --> 01:24:55,573
♪

1899
01:24:56,194 --> 01:24:57,713
That's more like it.

1900
01:24:59,266 --> 01:25:11,796
♪

1901
01:25:11,796 --> 01:25:13,315
Come on, girl.
Come on.

1902
01:25:13,315 --> 01:25:20,770
♪

1903
01:25:20,770 --> 01:25:24,636
I was never going to do it.
Rick was crazy.

1904
01:25:24,636 --> 01:25:27,536
I was just trying to help.

1905
01:25:27,536 --> 01:25:31,402
But that donkey--
stubborn as a mule.

1906
01:25:31,402 --> 01:25:33,162
Johnny: Go on, Maddie!

1907
01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:35,233
Go on. Get away!

1908
01:25:35,233 --> 01:25:36,476
Go!

1909
01:25:36,476 --> 01:25:37,925
[Suspenseful music plays]

1910
01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:39,582
Rick: That's not
the spirit, Johnny.

1911
01:25:39,582 --> 01:25:41,550
I thought you were with me.

1912
01:25:41,550 --> 01:25:43,517
Yet, all this time,
you were against me.

1913
01:25:43,517 --> 01:25:45,519
No, Rick.
No way, man.

1914
01:25:45,519 --> 01:25:47,797
Let's just give it
more time, eh?

1915
01:25:47,797 --> 01:25:49,178
[Weapon cocks]

1916
01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:51,525
Step away from the donkey,
Johnny.

1917
01:25:51,525 --> 01:25:53,907
- Come on, man.
- Get out of the way, Johnny.

1918
01:25:53,907 --> 01:25:55,564
Not Maddie.
She-- She's just a donkey.

1919
01:25:55,564 --> 01:25:56,634
3...

1920
01:25:56,634 --> 01:25:57,635
♪

1921
01:25:57,635 --> 01:25:59,015
2...

1922
01:25:59,015 --> 01:26:02,605
[Shouting]

1923
01:26:02,605 --> 01:26:04,642
[Spear plunges][Gun fires]

1924
01:26:04,642 --> 01:26:09,716
♪ There's a sorrow
deep down inside ♪

1925
01:26:09,716 --> 01:26:12,788
[Wheezing]

1926
01:26:12,788 --> 01:26:19,622
♪ I think it's time
to let the river flow ♪

1927
01:26:19,622 --> 01:26:21,831
♪

1928
01:26:21,831 --> 01:26:24,213
[Thump echoes]

1929
01:26:24,213 --> 01:26:28,252
♪ Who I am today,
I don't know ♪

1930
01:26:28,252 --> 01:26:29,977
No one
shoots my donkey.

1931
01:26:29,977 --> 01:26:35,707
♪ I think it's time...

1932
01:26:35,707 --> 01:26:37,882
Just wanted to stop him.

1933
01:26:37,882 --> 01:26:40,781
And-- And Rick said
he wouldn't die.

1934
01:26:40,781 --> 01:26:42,266
Shepherd:
What happened next?

1935
01:26:42,266 --> 01:26:44,682
Rick had a plan.

1936
01:26:44,682 --> 01:26:46,235
♪

1937
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,720
- Put me in the cave.
- What?

1938
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,377
Get these robes off me.

1939
01:26:50,377 --> 01:26:52,586
♪

1940
01:26:52,586 --> 01:26:53,932
Just put me
in the bloody cave!

1941
01:26:53,932 --> 01:26:56,072
Are-- Are you sure
about that?

1942
01:26:56,072 --> 01:26:58,627
In three days, I will return.

1943
01:26:58,627 --> 01:27:00,905
Johnny: You see?

1944
01:27:00,905 --> 01:27:02,769
He asked for it.

1945
01:27:02,769 --> 01:27:10,017
♪

1946
01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:12,882
- What about the spear?
- Don't worry about it.

1947
01:27:12,882 --> 01:27:15,057
It'll just look like
he fell on this knife.

1948
01:27:15,057 --> 01:27:26,586
♪

1949
01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:29,278
Shepherd:
So you put him in the cave.

1950
01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:30,417
What else
was I supposed to do?

1951
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:32,108
Take him to the hospital.

1952
01:27:32,108 --> 01:27:35,353
Yeah, well,
hindsight is easy.

1953
01:27:35,353 --> 01:27:36,561
♪

1954
01:27:36,561 --> 01:27:39,115
I didn't mean to kill him.

1955
01:27:39,115 --> 01:27:42,602
And he said he'd come out
again all by himself.

1956
01:27:42,602 --> 01:27:44,500
Rick-- he had a plan.

1957
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:45,881
And he did, right?

1958
01:27:45,881 --> 01:27:48,711
I mean,
I heard he actually did.

1959
01:27:48,711 --> 01:27:51,404
♪

1960
01:27:51,404 --> 01:27:53,475
So it was an accident, really.

1961
01:27:53,475 --> 01:27:57,582
♪

1962
01:27:57,582 --> 01:27:59,446
Wasn't it?

1963
01:27:59,446 --> 01:28:02,622
[Maddie braying]

1964
01:28:02,622 --> 01:28:11,044
♪

1965
01:28:11,044 --> 01:28:12,425
Mary: Good girl.

1966
01:28:12,425 --> 01:28:23,470
♪

1967
01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:24,920
[Sniffs]

1968
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:26,024
♪

1969
01:28:26,024 --> 01:28:28,164
[Sniffing] Ah.

1970
01:28:28,164 --> 01:28:29,718
[Breathes deeply]

1971
01:28:29,718 --> 01:28:35,033
♪

1972
01:28:35,033 --> 01:28:37,450
Quick communion,
then I must dash.

1973
01:28:37,450 --> 01:28:39,624
♪

1974
01:28:39,624 --> 01:28:42,040
Ultimate accessory
for the modern man, eh?

1975
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:44,871
I don't know.
It's a hell of a commitment.

1976
01:28:44,871 --> 01:28:46,666
Man, can she eat carrots.

1977
01:28:46,666 --> 01:28:49,669
Yeah, but you know what they say
about donkeys, though, eh?

1978
01:28:49,669 --> 01:28:51,602
What?

1979
01:28:51,602 --> 01:28:52,982
They're chick magnets.

1980
01:28:52,982 --> 01:28:54,398
Really?

1981
01:28:54,398 --> 01:28:55,847
Nah. [Laughs]

1982
01:28:55,847 --> 01:28:57,780
Oh.

1983
01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:59,506
Hey, um,
are you going to the Croc

1984
01:28:59,506 --> 01:29:00,783
for the Tami Neilson gig?

1985
01:29:00,783 --> 01:29:02,613
Well, I was,
but now I have Maddie.

1986
01:29:02,613 --> 01:29:04,062
You can bring her with you.

1987
01:29:04,062 --> 01:29:05,823
Have donkey, will travel, brother.

1988
01:29:05,823 --> 01:29:07,756
♪

1989
01:29:07,756 --> 01:29:09,378
Yeah.[Chuckles]

1990
01:29:09,378 --> 01:29:10,586
Yeah.

1991
01:29:10,586 --> 01:29:12,657
♪

1992
01:29:12,657 --> 01:29:13,865
So, uh, next time you get

1993
01:29:13,865 --> 01:29:15,557
that snooping look
in your eye...

1994
01:29:15,557 --> 01:29:16,799
If I hadn't have snooped,

1995
01:29:16,799 --> 01:29:18,145
we would have been
none the wiser.

1996
01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:19,871
What you don't know
won't hurt you.

1997
01:29:19,871 --> 01:29:21,148
Well, no one got hurt,
and the cake was delicious,

1998
01:29:21,148 --> 01:29:22,909
so shush, would you?[Chuckling] Alright.

1999
01:29:22,909 --> 01:29:25,877
So, if a jackass mates
with a mare, you get a mule.

2000
01:29:25,877 --> 01:29:28,535
But if a donkey impregnates
a horse, you just get an ass.

2001
01:29:28,535 --> 01:29:30,503
I'd say probably not
a first-date conversation.

2002
01:29:30,503 --> 01:29:31,952
[Chuckles]

2003
01:29:31,952 --> 01:29:33,437
I hear you're not
leaving, after all.

2004
01:29:33,437 --> 01:29:35,128
Oh, I never was.

2005
01:29:35,128 --> 01:29:36,440
A girl can dream.[Chuckles]

2006
01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,476
♪

2007
01:29:38,476 --> 01:29:40,064
Did you like your cake?

2008
01:29:40,064 --> 01:29:42,100
Ah, it was impressive.
Thanks, Mrs. Baker.

2009
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:45,069
Well, you know,
weddings are my speciality.

2010
01:29:45,069 --> 01:29:46,657
Don't forget.

2011
01:29:46,657 --> 01:29:48,555
I'm sure you won't let me.[Chuckles]

2012
01:29:48,555 --> 01:29:49,625
♪

2013
01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:51,075
Ah, Reverend.

2014
01:29:51,075 --> 01:29:53,008
So you've succumbed
to the hat.

2015
01:29:53,008 --> 01:29:55,769
I've always been a soft touch
for floral headwear.

2016
01:29:55,769 --> 01:29:58,876
And the dancing--
very liberating.

2017
01:29:58,876 --> 01:30:00,533
Feel free to join us
any time.

2018
01:30:00,533 --> 01:30:03,639
Uh, that's
a very kind offer, but... no.

2019
01:30:03,639 --> 01:30:05,123
♪

2020
01:30:05,123 --> 01:30:07,436
Uh, Gina,
you're feeling better, I see.

2021
01:30:07,436 --> 01:30:08,679
How could I not be?

2022
01:30:08,679 --> 01:30:11,233
Please,
a special toast to Mike.

2023
01:30:11,233 --> 01:30:15,617
Only a man who rolls in honey
attracts the grateful bear.

2024
01:30:15,617 --> 01:30:16,687
♪

2025
01:30:16,687 --> 01:30:18,033
I'll let that one sink in.

2026
01:30:18,033 --> 01:30:21,277
Uh, in the meantime,
to our team.

2027
01:30:21,277 --> 01:30:22,934
I'm very fortunate.

2028
01:30:22,934 --> 01:30:24,039
- Aww!
- Cheers.

2029
01:30:24,039 --> 01:30:25,661
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

2030
01:30:25,661 --> 01:30:27,525
Good evening, everybody.
I'm Tami Neilson,

2031
01:30:27,525 --> 01:30:29,665
and this is my
Hot Rockin' Band of Rhythm.

2032
01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:31,805
We're gonna put
a little country in your soul.

2033
01:30:31,805 --> 01:30:32,979
[Cheers and applause]

2034
01:30:32,979 --> 01:30:35,568
See? Great pub,
great band.

2035
01:30:35,568 --> 01:30:37,535
Why would you even want
to go anywhere else?

2036
01:30:37,535 --> 01:30:40,262
- I don't.
- Good.

2037
01:30:40,262 --> 01:30:43,886
♪ Your eyes are judging,
your elbows nudging ♪

2038
01:30:43,886 --> 01:30:45,543
♪ All the poison
that you spread ♪

2039
01:30:45,543 --> 01:30:47,476
♪ With each nasty word
you've said ♪

2040
01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:49,098
♪ Stay outta my business

2041
01:30:49,098 --> 01:30:50,479
♪ Outta my business

2042
01:30:50,479 --> 01:30:52,170
♪ Stay outta my business

2043
01:30:52,170 --> 01:30:53,689
♪ Outta my business

2044
01:30:53,689 --> 01:30:55,277
♪ Stay outta my business

2045
01:30:55,277 --> 01:30:56,865
♪ Outta my business

2046
01:30:56,865 --> 01:30:58,798
♪ Stay outta my business

2047
01:30:58,798 --> 01:31:00,247
♪ Outta my business

2048
01:31:00,247 --> 01:31:03,699
♪ Stay outta my business,
leave it alone ♪

2049
01:31:03,699 --> 01:31:07,910
♪ The only business you got
is your own ♪

2050
01:31:07,910 --> 01:31:13,295
♪ Well, did you do that
all by yourself, girl? ♪

2051
01:31:13,295 --> 01:31:16,574
♪ It's not that good,
you might need my help, girl ♪

2052
01:31:16,574 --> 01:31:19,784
♪ Without your star hitched
up to my wagon ♪

2053
01:31:19,784 --> 01:31:21,648
♪ Girl, you're never
gonna make it ♪

2054
01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:23,305
♪ No, your ass
gonna be draggin' ♪

2055
01:31:23,305 --> 01:31:25,134
♪ Stay outta my business

2056
01:31:25,134 --> 01:31:26,619
♪ Outta my business

2057
01:31:26,619 --> 01:31:28,206
♪ Stay outta my business

2058
01:31:28,206 --> 01:31:30,105
♪ Outta my business

2059
01:31:30,105 --> 01:31:31,796
♪ Stay outta my business

2060
01:31:31,796 --> 01:31:33,177
♪ Outta my business

2061
01:31:33,177 --> 01:31:35,144
♪ Stay outta my business

2062
01:31:35,144 --> 01:31:36,767
♪ Outta my business

2063
01:31:36,767 --> 01:31:39,908
♪ Stay outta my business,
leave it alone ♪

2064
01:31:39,908 --> 01:31:44,015
♪ The only business you got
is your own ♪

2065
01:31:44,015 --> 01:31:48,295
♪ Stay outta my business

2066
01:31:48,295 --> 01:31:49,883
♪ Outta my business

2067
01:31:49,883 --> 01:31:51,713
♪ Stay outta my business

2068
01:31:51,713 --> 01:31:53,300
♪ Outta my business

2069
01:31:53,300 --> 01:31:55,026
♪ Stay outta my business

2070
01:31:55,026 --> 01:31:56,718
♪ Outta my business

2071
01:31:56,718 --> 01:31:58,271
♪ Stay outta my business

2072
01:31:58,271 --> 01:31:59,893
♪ Outta my business

2073
01:31:59,893 --> 01:32:02,862
♪ Stay outta my business,
leave it alone ♪