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Step up, step up, Whack-a-Mole.
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Two tickets gets you three hits.
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Here's your prize. Congratulations.
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Okay, Kirby, the key is to
aim slightly above the target
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so that the water arcs down.
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How do you know that?
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I love carnivals.
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They're just, uh, magic.
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I never want tonight to end.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I mean, think about it.
No one's unhappy here.
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We wouldn't have to worry
about that math midterm.
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No one sitting with me on the bus.
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And here we go!
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Eye on the game, eye on the game.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes!
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I won!
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- All right, thank you.
- Congrats, kid.
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Charlotte, I wanted ask you...
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Charlotte?
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Ha ha.
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- Charlotte!
- Thank you.
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Behind your ear. Is that your ticket?
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- Oh, my goodness.
- You found it.
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Can I get two of these?
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- All right.
- Got it on your end?
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Good.
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What are you people still doing here?
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Didn't the feds already
tell you to hightail it?
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You can't set up a carnival on my land.
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You're not being very friendly.
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Well, I ain't your friend.
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Oh, you will be.
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We're all friends here.
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Welcome...
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to the greatest carnival on Earth.
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The greatest carnival on Earth.
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Faster.
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Faster.
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Oh, you can do better than that. Faster.
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Faster still.
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Faster! Do it faster!
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My apologies.
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Oh, Miss Cillian, I...
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Beg your pardon. I thought
you were someone else.
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- Forgive me.
- Sure. That's okay.
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Jenkins, stay away. Stay
away from the carnival.
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Whatever you do, don't
come after us, Jenkins.
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Hi, one please.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Do you have a senior discount?
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Hey, you know what? I'm cool.
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Ah, thank you for the
Christmas present, Mr. Jones.
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Oh, hi. Oh!
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Hello, hi. I'm sorry,
I was just looking for...
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you guys work here?
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'Cause I got turned around
at the Ferris wheel and I...
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oh, there he is, you see? Come
here, you precocious little scamp.
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Looking all over for you.
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You have scared your uncle, silly.
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Uncle Silly. That's his
nickname. My cousin... nephew.
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Bye.
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Thanks, those clowns are freaky.
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You know what? You shouldn't be here.
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Nah, it's fine. If I'm back by
7:00, my folks won't even notice.
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What? No, no, no. I mean,
it's not a good place.
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I know, tell me about it.
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They don't even have a
Double Shock Drop Tower.
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Oh... no. It is dangerous.
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Hold on a second.
You've been here before.
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Every night since it showed up.
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My dad thinks it's creepy because it
just, like, appeared out of nowhere.
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You know, no trucks or
anything, but I like it.
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Have you seen this person?
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Uh, no. But I have seen him.
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Where?
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Uh, right there.
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Oh.
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Thank you. There you go.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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What? Um, thank you for
your help, young man.
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You really have to leave now.
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And yet, still, here you are.
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The lady on your phone,
is she your daughter?
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No, my friend.
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Ah, yeah, my grandpa has
a younger friend, too.
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My mom doesn't like her, though.
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Okay, you really have to
leave. Or, you know what?
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I'm gonna tell the carnies
you snuck in without paying.
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They won't care.
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Look.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Hello? Hi.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Everyone here is like that.
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You can do anything. The only ones
who will come after you are the clowns.
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Well, then, why sneak in?
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I'm a precocious scamp.
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He dropped one.
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Is it your friend?
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Do you know where these were taken?
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Yeah, right there. Come on.
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- What...?
- Let's go.
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Hi... aw. Get a room.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
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I presume you were
raised on electronics.
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Uh, yes, I was.
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There's a memory card in there.
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How do I get the pictures off of it?
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Um...
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Should be done.
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Yes.
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Uh...
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Those people look weird.
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Yes, they do. I...
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Something very bad happened here.
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What's in that tent?
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- Let's find out!
- Hey! No.
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It is time you actually
heed my warning and go home.
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But it's the carnival's last day.
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There is nothing about this
carnival that you can trust.
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You see? What happened to
the people in these pictures,
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that's what happened to my friends,
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and they are a lot
better at sneaking around
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than either you or I.
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Listen, I can take care of myself, okay?
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I see.
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You know... you know
those dreams you have,
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somebody's chasing you
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and you try to scream for help...
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...but nothing comes out of your mouth?
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This place...
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those dreams are real.
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And here, when the clowns catch you,
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you never wake up.
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So I implore you. Go.
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Colonel Baird.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
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Oh, eenie, meanie, miney... oh.
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Welcome to the greatest car...
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- Jenkins!
- Oh, Colonel,
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I can't tell you how
glad I am to see you.
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What is that disgusting smell?
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Oh, this? Discarded
condiments, a little cow manure.
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Sort of a poor man's smelling salts.
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You had to ask.
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What you lookin' at?
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Jenkins, please tell me I'm dreaming
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and haven't really grown a second head.
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Sorry, Colonel, you have.
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You've been transmogrified.
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Well, you all have.
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Hello, Ezekiel.
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Okay. I see you, Jacob
Stone. I see your muscles,
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- your abdominals and your biceps...
- ...greatest carnival on Earth.
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...and your gluteus Maximus.
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Jenkins, get this second
head off my shoulders.
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Oh, like you weren't looking.
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They're my colleagues!
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Well, luckily, I'm not you.
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Or am I? Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Oh, much better.
- This sucks.
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All right, here. I'll retrieve
Miss Cillian. You awake the others.
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What should I do?
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And speed would be of the essence.
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Excuse us. Pardon us. Coming through.
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- Coming through.
- Are you okay, Cassandra?
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Squeak once for yes, twice for no.
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I'm never eatin' sushi again.
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- Would you stop playing that thing?
- He can't stop.
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No more than you can
stop looking like Popeye.
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But you can change us back, right?
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One would hope, otherwise
we're going to have to move
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Miss Cillian's experiment
to the indoor pool.
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- Great.
- Pool party.
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I don't understand how
this happened to us.
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I don't remember anything.
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Not surprising. This entire
carnival is a perverted manipulation.
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Real, not real, whoever did this
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is either very powerful
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or very new at magic, or worse, both.
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You let them escape?
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They were gonna be the
highlight of my show tonight.
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Come on, guys. I depend on you.
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You should be sad.
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You know how long we've worked on this?
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Now, they can't be far.
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You go out there and you find
them and you bring them back
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or I will melt that smile off your face!
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Go!
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Go!
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God, you're a bunch of clowns.
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- Jenkins, where's that door?
- Right here,
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and then left at the Twinkie stand.
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What is it, Cassandra?
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What?
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I know those clowns.
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- Those clowns know us.
- Who is it?
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Mr. Stone, how much do
you think you can lift?
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Could you have put the
door any further, Jenkins?
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The colonel told me not to come
at all. Be glad I ignored her.
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In here, in here.
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Oh, thank God.
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That must be a weight
off your shoulders.
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Well, good. Away from the influence
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of the pervasive magic of the carnival,
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you're transmutations have reversed.
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My feet are back! And my voice!
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And I'm talking really loud!
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No! No! No! No, no, no, no!
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You let them go? Gah!
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This is not good.
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I'm gonna punish you.
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I'm gonna make you
part of the wax museum.
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Charlotte's here now? How
do I look? How's my tie?
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Don't touch me.
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Oh, okay.
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Go and make everything perfect.
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Perfect!
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Go!
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You're amazing and mysterious.
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You're amazing and mysterious.
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You're amazing and mysterious.
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It's you.
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It's the real you?
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I don't believe it.
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Excuse me?
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Well...
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your golden ticket. You're the winner.
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That's wonderful.
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Yeah, I got this in the mail.
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It said to come here to
pick up my cash prize?
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Yes, yes. And you have free admission
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to everything at the carnival.
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That... that sounds like fun,
but I have to get to work.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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We have many attractions,
and a magic show.
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The best you've ever
seen, with yours truly.
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I'm sure it is, but my boss
will be unhappy if I'm late.
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Again.
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Well, that's really the thing about
carnivals, isn't it, Charlotte?
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No one's unhappy here.
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How do you know my name?
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A magician never reveals his secrets.
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But it's on your tag.
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I'm sorry.
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Um, maybe I could
stay for a few minutes.
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Yes, wonderful! You're gonna
love it. You're gonna love it.
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I'm gonna... rather...
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00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:34,056
allow me to show you around.
261
00:14:34,058 --> 00:14:37,727
Thank you, Mister...
262
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:42,131
You may call me the Amazing Mysterium.
263
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,568
Whoa.
264
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:47,503
Whoa.
265
00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:50,172
- That is amazing.
- Yes.
266
00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:51,908
And that's only the beginning.
267
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,843
Please.
268
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:07,317
Who knew being a fish
was so dehydrating?
269
00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:10,720
Or that snake charmers
had such amazing abs.
270
00:15:10,722 --> 00:15:12,622
Seriously, did you see my abs?
271
00:15:12,624 --> 00:15:14,057
We have to go back.
272
00:15:14,059 --> 00:15:15,358
Uh, you sure you kept the right head?
273
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,480
We have to find out what's
happening at that carnival.
274
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:19,496
We don't even know what
happened the first time.
275
00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:21,738
How are we supposed to stop
it from happening the second?
276
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:22,985
With a little help.
277
00:15:23,936 --> 00:15:26,169
This is a mixture of sodium pentothal,
278
00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:28,204
fennel for sight, thyme for memory,
279
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:33,209
and, well, some special
ingredients of my own invention.
280
00:15:33,211 --> 00:15:36,880
It will restore your memory.
Also good for clogged drains.
281
00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:38,214
Sounds dangerous.
282
00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:41,451
You have magically-induced
lacunar amnesia.
283
00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:44,354
Memory loss affecting a specific event.
284
00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:46,723
Now, whatever you saw at that
carnival scared you enough
285
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:49,192
that you tried to warn
me not to come after you.
286
00:15:49,194 --> 00:15:52,262
We need to know what that was.
287
00:15:52,264 --> 00:15:54,798
Bottoms up.
288
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,067
Cheers.
289
00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:00,403
Oh! Oh!
290
00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:04,474
Oh, it's like a hangover in reverse.
291
00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:07,177
Is anyone else seeing colors
that don't exist in real life?
292
00:16:07,179 --> 00:16:09,339
All right, all right, we
need to go from the beginning.
293
00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:10,367
How did the case start?
294
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,717
Uh, I was laying digital breadcrumbs
295
00:16:13,719 --> 00:16:15,218
to keep DOSA off our tail.
296
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,587
And then the Clipping Book flipped open.
297
00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:22,225
It sent us to a hospital room in Iowa
298
00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:24,260
to talk to a Jane Doe.
299
00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:26,262
But she wasn't talking.
300
00:16:26,264 --> 00:16:29,366
Says here she was
admitted for exhaustion.
301
00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:31,301
The nurse said they picked
her up at a carnival.
302
00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:32,302
She was their juggler.
303
00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:35,038
She came in with open
sores on her hands.
304
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,208
Busted hands, perfect manicure.
305
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:42,178
Definitely not the nails of
someone who juggles for a living.
306
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,847
Oh, but she was wearing a ring.
307
00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:45,348
With a unique seal.
308
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:50,220
Sign of the Twelve Tables,
the heart of Roman law.
309
00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:54,958
The ring is a "coveted award given
by the California Bar Association."
310
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,160
Last year's winner,
Charlotte Holloway, Esquire.
311
00:16:57,162 --> 00:17:00,730
Yep, she's a bigwig partner
for a law firm in San Francisco.
312
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,932
So this woman left a high-paying job
313
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,001
in a law firm to join a carnival?
314
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:05,969
It happens.
315
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:07,971
I mean, Baird left her super cool job
316
00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:09,806
with the NATO Antiterrorism Task Force
317
00:17:09,808 --> 00:17:12,142
to become a Guardian for the Library.
318
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,577
Way better dental plan.
319
00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:17,514
Nothing about this woman, Charlotte
Holloway, seemed to add up.
320
00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:21,418
So we went to check out the carnival
321
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,740
and talk to the carnival's owner.
322
00:17:22,764 --> 00:17:24,320
The Amazing Mysterium.
323
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:26,990
Ah, the juggler. She
collapsed this morning.
324
00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:28,625
Couldn't keep up with the stress
325
00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:30,493
of carnival life, I suppose.
326
00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:32,328
She used to be a high-powered attorney.
327
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,496
Really? I didn't know that.
328
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:36,132
Come to think of it,
how did you know that?
329
00:17:36,134 --> 00:17:40,136
- We're Librarians.
- Ah.
330
00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:43,540
Well, she was one of the
greatest jugglers I've ever seen.
331
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,443
Hard to replace her on
short notice, but we make do.
332
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,279
Well, we'd like to take a
look around, if you don't mind.
333
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,448
Mind?
334
00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,983
Enjoy the carnival, my friends.
335
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,957
Two heads are better than one.
336
00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:09,165
And while you guys
were talking to Houdini,
337
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,701
me and Jones found out
where the clowns came from.
338
00:18:11,703 --> 00:18:16,072
Seems we weren't the only
ones asking questions.
339
00:18:16,074 --> 00:18:18,308
There was a police officer.
340
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:21,344
The clowns grabbed him, took
him into the House of Horrors.
341
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:40,630
Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.
342
00:18:40,632 --> 00:18:42,332
Come on, let's go now!
343
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:46,302
Hey!
344
00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:47,937
That's the last thing I remember.
345
00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:50,306
I remember running like crazy
346
00:18:50,308 --> 00:18:52,475
and then the Insane Clown
Posse was on my tail,
347
00:18:52,477 --> 00:18:55,178
so I went and I hid inside a...
348
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,147
A photo booth?
349
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:05,155
Ah!
350
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,892
Worst souvenir ever.
351
00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:11,594
We were on the midway.
352
00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:14,831
Jenkins, I was trying to call
you to give you an update.
353
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,500
This is so cool.
354
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:20,103
See, a normal plain mirror
reflects a perfect image,
355
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:22,172
but this one has convex
and concave sections
356
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:26,042
that make me look like the
inhabitant of a lower gravity planet.
357
00:19:27,245 --> 00:19:29,746
Huh, you've really
never been to a carnival.
358
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,147
Nope.
359
00:19:31,149 --> 00:19:34,083
But I love clowns.
360
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,653
I hate clowns.
361
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,087
I couldn't fight back.
362
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:41,791
It felt like someone was inside my body
363
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:43,893
and I was trying to resist it
364
00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,128
so I could warn you.
365
00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:57,140
Jenkins, whatever you do,
stay away from the carnival.
366
00:19:57,142 --> 00:19:58,575
Do not come after us.
367
00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:04,280
Next thing I remember is you finding me.
368
00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:07,850
And... other me.
369
00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,386
He can make people do whatever he wants.
370
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,288
He can turn 'em into whatever he wants.
371
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,991
And conjure a carnival out of thin air.
372
00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:17,927
This is more power than
I've seen in one person
373
00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:20,196
in a very long time.
374
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:25,268
We need to find out who
this Amazing Mysterium is.
375
00:20:29,106 --> 00:20:31,541
Colonel?
376
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:35,278
While I admit that my field
experience is limited, rest assured...
377
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,448
That is not why I warned you
to stay away from the carnival.
378
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,985
Jenkins, you told me there is a
battle coming, the ultimate battle.
379
00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:44,520
Judson is gone, Charlene is missing,
380
00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:47,390
Flynn is in and out, and
DOSA is after the Library.
381
00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:49,292
He managed to get all four of us.
382
00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:51,928
What if he got you, too?
383
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,690
Yes, fine, I understand.
Your logic is sound,
384
00:20:53,714 --> 00:20:57,100
but there's nothing that would stop me
385
00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:59,035
from coming after you.
386
00:20:59,037 --> 00:21:01,671
Oh.
387
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:04,607
Remind me to never doubt you again.
388
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,209
I don't get it.
389
00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:12,415
There's nothing on the Internet
about an Amazing Mysterium.
390
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:13,783
Well, that's magic in itself.
391
00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:15,885
Come on, guys. In the
military, when we run out
392
00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:17,754
of a digital trail, we
look for a physical one.
393
00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,389
Shoeprints, types of clothing...
394
00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:21,591
- Ooh, like his cape.
- What about it?
395
00:21:21,593 --> 00:21:23,793
Well, you know how I see
patterns in everything?
396
00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,328
Brush strokes or cloth.
397
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,930
This was the finest
fiber I have ever seen.
398
00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:30,099
It was 12.5 microns.
399
00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:33,303
Even the best cashmere is
13.5 microns, so it's...
400
00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:34,270
Vicuña.
401
00:21:34,272 --> 00:21:36,005
Matata.
402
00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:38,374
It means "fabric of the gods."
403
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:41,077
Yeah, I once "borrowed"
404
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:42,799
a European prince's
sports coat made out it.
405
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:47,450
Okay, so how many companies have
made a magician's cape out of it?
406
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:48,518
Only one.
407
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,119
Yamena Tailors in Peru.
408
00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,122
They made one for a "Kirby Goulding."
409
00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:55,692
Ah, here we go.
Low-rent kid's magician.
410
00:21:55,694 --> 00:21:59,162
Hang on. He must've turned
into a great magician overnight.
411
00:21:59,164 --> 00:22:02,065
I mean, up until six months
ago, his reviews are terrible,
412
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,827
and then all of a sudden,
they rave about him
413
00:22:03,851 --> 00:22:05,802
like he's the second
coming of Siegfried and Roy.
414
00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:07,804
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Six months ago.
415
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,739
That's when the traveling
carnival started.
416
00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:13,943
And Kirby went from zero to
hero. I smell an artifact.
417
00:22:13,945 --> 00:22:15,945
The question is, Jenkins, which one?
418
00:22:15,947 --> 00:22:17,580
An artifact that can turn
419
00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:19,716
a run-of-the-mill children's magician
420
00:22:19,718 --> 00:22:22,752
into someone who can transform
matter, control minds?
421
00:22:22,754 --> 00:22:24,654
They're here.
422
00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:27,990
The Scepter of Korob,
the Fontainebleau Diadem.
423
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:29,726
They're here, stored in the Library.
424
00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:32,195
Wait, so we're looking
for an ancient artifact
425
00:22:32,197 --> 00:22:34,330
that even Mr. Jenkins hasn't heard of?
426
00:22:34,332 --> 00:22:36,165
Why does it have to be ancient?
427
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,868
Because it was made when
magic was in the world.
428
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:42,238
Yeah, but magic is back, big time.
429
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,308
Brand-new artifacts are
being created every day?
430
00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:48,311
If it's a new artifact
Kirby's been using
431
00:22:48,313 --> 00:22:51,290
to create a carnival and
control everyone around him...
432
00:22:51,291 --> 00:22:54,048
It could literally be anything.
433
00:22:56,614 --> 00:22:57,291
All right.
434
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,469
This are the most potent
smelling salts that I can make.
435
00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:03,136
Use them to wake up all
those under Kirby's spell.
436
00:23:03,138 --> 00:23:04,938
Get them far away from the carnival.
437
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,941
Hopefully they haven't been
under his influence for too long.
438
00:23:07,943 --> 00:23:10,544
I've got the magic
spectrometer up and running.
439
00:23:10,546 --> 00:23:12,856
But I would still have
to have some kind of clue
440
00:23:12,857 --> 00:23:14,298
about the objects we're looking for.
441
00:23:14,322 --> 00:23:15,990
There's nothing in these books.
442
00:23:15,992 --> 00:23:17,158
Tells you everything
you want to know about
443
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,260
a magical artifact
except how it was made.
444
00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:21,295
No, no, no, no. The how, that's easy.
445
00:23:21,297 --> 00:23:24,432
At some point, an object with
some emotional significance
446
00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:26,267
came into contact with a ley line.
447
00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:29,771
The what, we have to find
something that's important to him.
448
00:23:29,773 --> 00:23:33,541
Mm, something the Amazing
Mysterium holds dear.
449
00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:35,009
That narrows it down.
450
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:40,081
His wand, huh? Magician's best friend.
451
00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,350
Way too obvious, mate.
452
00:23:42,352 --> 00:23:46,954
Okay, the Amazing Mysterium will have
his gang of clowns on the lookout for us.
453
00:23:46,956 --> 00:23:50,525
But I figured out a way
for us to go undetected.
454
00:23:50,527 --> 00:23:52,660
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
455
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,328
- Yep.
- No, no, no.
456
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,531
I'm not... I don't use magic.
457
00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,166
It's not magic.
458
00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:00,034
It's whimsy.
459
00:24:21,089 --> 00:24:23,424
Every thief knows, if
it's something valuable,
460
00:24:23,426 --> 00:24:25,393
it's either kept close or kept safe.
461
00:24:25,395 --> 00:24:27,862
Kirby's trailer. It's
patrolled by security clowns,
462
00:24:27,864 --> 00:24:30,264
but I bet you anything there's
something in there to protect.
463
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,333
Take Ezekiel. Cassandra
and I will get eyes
464
00:24:32,335 --> 00:24:34,502
on the Amazing Mysterium.
465
00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:56,657
I'm telling you, it's the wand.
466
00:24:56,659 --> 00:24:58,993
All right, cool your jets, Harry Potter.
467
00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:01,028
What's with all the retro...
468
00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:04,499
why would you keep your
old school supplies?
469
00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:06,667
High school yearbook?
470
00:25:06,669 --> 00:25:08,870
Yeah, don't most people
want to forget high school?
471
00:25:08,872 --> 00:25:11,239
"Have a good summer,"
"have a good summer."
472
00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:14,375
That's usually what you write
when you forget someone's name.
473
00:25:25,854 --> 00:25:27,755
He took pictures of us.
474
00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:29,757
It's like a sick serial killer
475
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:31,292
keeping mementos of his victims.
476
00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:34,529
Not victims, friends.
477
00:25:34,531 --> 00:25:36,197
And he's looking for one in particular.
478
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:46,574
Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
479
00:25:46,576 --> 00:25:50,278
Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
480
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,680
Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
481
00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:55,149
Everyone who works here
is under the same spell.
482
00:25:55,151 --> 00:25:57,351
Well, not for long.
483
00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:59,820
Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
484
00:25:59,822 --> 00:26:00,621
It isn't working.
485
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,223
They've been under too long.
486
00:26:02,225 --> 00:26:03,545
The only way we can save them now
487
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:05,626
is to find that artifact.
488
00:26:05,628 --> 00:26:08,095
Welcome to the greatest
carnival on Earth.
489
00:26:22,177 --> 00:26:25,880
You loved carnivals as a kid.
490
00:26:25,882 --> 00:26:28,516
I'm guessing, because you have a face
491
00:26:28,518 --> 00:26:30,918
that says that you would dream
492
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920
about being someone else.
493
00:26:32,922 --> 00:26:35,222
Who did you want to be?
494
00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:37,458
Not the awkward kid I was.
495
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,961
What about you?
496
00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:41,395
I don't know.
497
00:26:41,397 --> 00:26:44,065
Not a waitress who can't
pay her electric bill.
498
00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:46,601
You are much more than
a waitress, Charlotte.
499
00:26:46,603 --> 00:26:49,303
Come on, line up. Water races.
500
00:26:49,305 --> 00:26:50,805
This feels so familiar.
501
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:52,306
Squirt in the clown's mouth.
502
00:26:52,308 --> 00:26:53,774
Try your luck?
503
00:26:53,776 --> 00:26:55,209
Sure.
504
00:26:55,211 --> 00:27:00,314
Now, the key is to aim slightly above...
505
00:27:00,316 --> 00:27:02,416
So the water arcs down.
506
00:27:06,622 --> 00:27:08,289
Why hasn't he put the spell on her yet?
507
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,992
Because he has feelings for
her. Look, you can see it.
508
00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:12,326
Oh, yeah. Totally.
509
00:27:12,328 --> 00:27:15,363
He's displaying every
microexpression tell in the book.
510
00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:18,399
80% of how we communicate
with one another is nonverbal.
511
00:27:18,401 --> 00:27:22,103
When people are nervous, they run
their hands through their hair.
512
00:27:22,105 --> 00:27:25,406
They adjust their clothes.
513
00:27:25,408 --> 00:27:28,809
When people are intrigued,
they raise their eyebrows.
514
00:27:28,811 --> 00:27:31,345
And cue the smile.
515
00:27:31,347 --> 00:27:33,781
Oh! That is impressive.
516
00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:35,223
Is that how you knew Flynn liked you
517
00:27:35,247 --> 00:27:36,851
- when you first met him?
- Nope.
518
00:27:36,853 --> 00:27:39,687
He sent me a note that said, "Do
you like me? Check yes or no."
519
00:27:39,689 --> 00:27:42,623
- That's classic.
- We have to know who that woman is.
520
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:43,991
She's Charlotte Holloway.
521
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,161
Another Charlotte Holloway?
522
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:48,483
Like the juggler in the hospital?
523
00:27:48,507 --> 00:27:49,964
Yes, and yes.
524
00:27:49,966 --> 00:27:53,200
In fact, we found these
in Kirby's trailer.
525
00:27:53,202 --> 00:27:55,836
Five special invitations to
Kirby's carnival in five cities?
526
00:27:55,838 --> 00:27:58,873
Yeah, all addressed to five
different Charlotte Holloways.
527
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,207
Well, that's not a coincidence.
528
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:02,176
No, lawyer/juggler Charlotte
529
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,477
was invite number five.
530
00:28:03,479 --> 00:28:05,780
Seems ever since Kirby
found his real magic power,
531
00:28:05,782 --> 00:28:07,022
he's been looking for this gal.
532
00:28:07,046 --> 00:28:09,083
And when they turn out
to be the wrong one,
533
00:28:09,085 --> 00:28:11,919
he punishes them by
turning them into carnies.
534
00:28:11,921 --> 00:28:15,089
How do we know that this is the
Charlotte that he's looking for?
535
00:28:15,091 --> 00:28:18,726
Because this is the
Charlotte he's in love with.
536
00:28:18,728 --> 00:28:20,561
And, go!
537
00:28:22,698 --> 00:28:25,499
- Oh, got it, got it.
- We have a winner.
538
00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:28,502
No, no. No, no, no, no. He's not
supposed to win. She's supposed to win.
539
00:28:28,504 --> 00:28:30,404
No, it's fine. All just in good fun.
540
00:28:30,406 --> 00:28:32,973
You're the special guest, Charlotte.
Give... give her the prize.
541
00:28:32,975 --> 00:28:34,709
- Hey! Give her the prize.
- Hey, what...?
542
00:28:36,112 --> 00:28:37,545
Excuse me for a minute.
543
00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:39,747
I told you never to interrupt
me when I'm with her.
544
00:28:43,452 --> 00:28:44,685
What the heck is this?
545
00:28:44,687 --> 00:28:47,321
You found this in my trailer?
546
00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:48,856
No.
547
00:28:50,826 --> 00:28:52,626
I'm sorry. Where were we?
548
00:28:52,628 --> 00:28:56,197
This has been great, but I
really need to get to work.
549
00:28:56,199 --> 00:28:58,099
No, you can't go. You just got here.
550
00:28:58,101 --> 00:29:00,401
And you have to see my show.
551
00:29:00,403 --> 00:29:01,469
Maybe some other time.
552
00:29:01,471 --> 00:29:04,238
No, there is no other
time. You're here now.
553
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,507
Now I can finally give you
what you've always wanted,
554
00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:08,309
an escape from the real world,
555
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:13,013
a place where no one
will ever bother us again.
556
00:29:13,015 --> 00:29:15,483
Hey.
557
00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:18,419
I have been looking for you
for a very long time, Charlotte.
558
00:29:18,421 --> 00:29:20,821
Now, you once said that you
never wanted the carnival to end.
559
00:29:20,845 --> 00:29:23,090
Well, tonight, after the Ascension,
560
00:29:23,092 --> 00:29:26,594
this carnival will live forever.
561
00:29:26,596 --> 00:29:30,064
Ascension? Doesn't sound
like a fun new ride.
562
00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:32,266
Wait, wait. When Houdini's mother died,
563
00:29:32,268 --> 00:29:34,101
he became obsessed with the occult,
564
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,302
mostly debunking it,
565
00:29:35,304 --> 00:29:37,004
but he wrote a letter
to Arthur Conan Doyle
566
00:29:37,006 --> 00:29:39,740
speculating other dimensions,
567
00:29:39,742 --> 00:29:42,710
referring to travel
there as the Ascension.
568
00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:45,312
Like when the Library
untethered from our reality.
569
00:29:45,314 --> 00:29:49,150
So, if Kirby could send the entire
carnival off to another dimension...
570
00:29:49,152 --> 00:29:50,985
And anyone else that's trapped here...
571
00:29:50,987 --> 00:29:53,220
Then we gotta find that
new artifact tonight.
572
00:29:53,222 --> 00:29:55,723
Before everything and
everyone in this carnival
573
00:29:55,725 --> 00:29:57,158
disappears forever.
574
00:30:01,697 --> 00:30:05,231
Please, I just want to go home.
575
00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:08,768
This is your home now. I want
to make sure you're having fun.
576
00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:11,704
- Are you having fun?
- No.
577
00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:14,474
No, no. Cards aren't fun.
578
00:30:17,077 --> 00:30:18,811
I know what's fun.
579
00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:21,013
Friends, join us!
580
00:30:22,516 --> 00:30:25,751
Let's get silly!
581
00:30:34,061 --> 00:30:38,865
Charlotte Holloway, welcome to
the greatest carnival on Earth.
582
00:30:44,571 --> 00:30:46,839
If he's going to Ascension
this entire carnival,
583
00:30:46,841 --> 00:30:48,841
why's he wasting time doing a magic act?
584
00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:50,409
He wants to impress her.
585
00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:51,878
He keeps waving that wand around
586
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,160
but he's not using magic on her.
587
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,614
He needs her affection to be real.
588
00:30:54,616 --> 00:30:56,215
No, I bet it's the wand.
589
00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:57,617
What?
590
00:30:57,619 --> 00:30:59,579
I mean, what else would
a magician be attached to?
591
00:30:59,603 --> 00:31:00,920
Plus, he uses it all the time.
592
00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:02,362
- Unbelievable.
- He's so delusional,
593
00:31:02,386 --> 00:31:04,323
he doesn't even realize
his power is in the wand.
594
00:31:04,325 --> 00:31:06,692
Wow, I wish I would've thought of that.
595
00:31:06,694 --> 00:31:08,628
Oh! Oh, wait a minute! I did!
596
00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:09,662
All right, guys, we need to get a read
597
00:31:09,664 --> 00:31:11,464
on the wand using the
magic spectrometer.
598
00:31:11,466 --> 00:31:13,546
- Well that might be a problem.
- We kind of lost it.
599
00:31:13,570 --> 00:31:16,435
- You lost it.
- You lost the magic spectrometer?
600
00:31:16,437 --> 00:31:18,704
Do you know how much those things cost?
601
00:31:18,706 --> 00:31:20,706
All right, guys. I've got a plan.
602
00:31:26,046 --> 00:31:28,848
Ooh!
603
00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:39,125
Grab their masks and
take their place onstage.
604
00:31:41,094 --> 00:31:44,664
Yes!
605
00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:46,999
Oh, come on. This is all for you.
606
00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,068
I know what'll cheer you up.
607
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,374
Pies!
608
00:31:55,376 --> 00:31:59,111
Everybody loves pies! Pies, pies, pies!
609
00:31:59,113 --> 00:32:01,781
Everybody gets pies. Here.
610
00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:04,317
Oh, direct hit!
611
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:07,787
Give 'em pies. Pies, more pies.
612
00:32:11,091 --> 00:32:13,559
You're still not laughing.
613
00:32:13,561 --> 00:32:17,363
All right, you want to
see something really funny?
614
00:32:17,365 --> 00:32:18,798
Punch him.
615
00:32:20,801 --> 00:32:24,003
Oh!
616
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:25,771
Come on, you hit like a girl.
617
00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:28,140
Punch him!
618
00:32:29,409 --> 00:32:31,010
Oh, you're not gonna take that.
619
00:32:31,012 --> 00:32:32,511
Go on, hit him back.
620
00:32:32,513 --> 00:32:34,313
Now your turn.
621
00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:38,851
Wow, that looked like it really hurt.
622
00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:42,655
You must be angry. I mean,
angry enough to want to kill him.
623
00:32:46,426 --> 00:32:49,962
Don't worry, my friends. I
know exactly how that feels.
624
00:32:49,964 --> 00:32:54,300
You see, Charlotte. My friends
are dying to entertain you.
625
00:32:56,804 --> 00:32:59,105
Give him the baseball bats.
626
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:01,407
- What now?
- No, Jones.
627
00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:04,176
We're not giving him the
bats. They'll kill each other.
628
00:33:04,178 --> 00:33:06,812
Please stop this!
629
00:33:11,218 --> 00:33:12,618
Give 'em the baseball bats.
630
00:33:14,522 --> 00:33:16,255
Please, please, you can't do this!
631
00:33:26,233 --> 00:33:27,465
Why are you doing this?
632
00:33:27,490 --> 00:33:30,303
I don't know, maybe
because you're a kidnapper.
633
00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:33,572
Or just a sadist who doesn't
understand the power of true magic.
634
00:33:33,574 --> 00:33:35,474
I don't understand magic?
635
00:33:35,476 --> 00:33:37,343
Magic flows through me.
636
00:33:37,345 --> 00:33:39,312
I'm the greatest magician in the world.
637
00:33:39,314 --> 00:33:40,880
No, you're not.
638
00:33:40,882 --> 00:33:44,417
A real magician would use
technique and skill and finesse.
639
00:33:44,419 --> 00:33:46,819
Flair and showmanship,
of which you have none.
640
00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:50,289
Yeah, Houdini, Dante, Blackstone,
they were the real deal, not you.
641
00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,390
You're a fraud.
642
00:33:51,392 --> 00:33:54,660
True magicians are masters of illusion.
643
00:33:54,662 --> 00:33:56,729
- Disguise...
- Escape artistry...
644
00:33:56,731 --> 00:33:58,264
And sleight of hand!
645
00:33:58,266 --> 00:34:01,967
Let's leave magic to
the professionals, mate.
646
00:34:01,969 --> 00:34:04,003
I don't need a magic wand
647
00:34:04,005 --> 00:34:06,906
in order to be the greatest
magician in the world.
648
00:34:09,109 --> 00:34:12,178
Um... guys, I can't move.
649
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,180
I guess that's not the artifact?
650
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:17,516
See, Stone, I told
you it wasn't the wand!
651
00:34:17,518 --> 00:34:18,818
Take 'em away.
652
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:21,620
Let 'em find out what it
means to not be my friend.
653
00:34:31,932 --> 00:34:33,566
You all ruined my show,
654
00:34:33,568 --> 00:34:35,167
and right during the grand finale!
655
00:34:35,169 --> 00:34:38,871
Since I can't have you causing
any more problems, congratulations.
656
00:34:38,873 --> 00:34:42,942
You're all about to become a
permanent part of my House of Horrors.
657
00:34:52,252 --> 00:34:55,287
Wax friends don't cause trouble.
658
00:34:56,582 --> 00:34:57,903
I really thought it was the wand.
659
00:34:57,927 --> 00:35:00,893
If it's not the wand, what could it be?
660
00:35:00,895 --> 00:35:03,996
I don't want you to be afraid
of these people anymore.
661
00:35:03,998 --> 00:35:05,998
All right? I'll make it so that
662
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,068
none of them bother us ever again.
663
00:35:09,070 --> 00:35:10,636
"Doubt truth be a lie,
664
00:35:10,638 --> 00:35:13,906
but always know, I love you."
665
00:35:13,908 --> 00:35:17,309
Actually, it's "doubt
truth to be a liar,
666
00:35:17,311 --> 00:35:19,145
but never doubt I love."
667
00:35:19,147 --> 00:35:21,680
"Hamlet," Act 2, Scene 2.
668
00:35:21,682 --> 00:35:24,049
Don't correct me.
669
00:35:24,051 --> 00:35:27,219
Don't be wrong.
670
00:35:27,221 --> 00:35:28,587
Once they're taken care of,
671
00:35:28,589 --> 00:35:30,489
I will perform my final trick,
672
00:35:30,491 --> 00:35:34,693
and then you and I and this
entire carnival will live on.
673
00:35:34,695 --> 00:35:37,997
Please, Mysterium,
674
00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:39,865
I don't know what I did to you,
675
00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:44,470
but I'm so sorry. I
just want to go home.
676
00:35:46,773 --> 00:35:50,709
The greatest gift a man
ever bestowed upon a woman,
677
00:35:50,711 --> 00:35:53,179
and you still don't even know who I am.
678
00:35:56,316 --> 00:35:58,417
I was invisible to you,
679
00:35:58,419 --> 00:36:01,854
and once you said,
"I love the carnival."
680
00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:06,091
And so I recreated it for
you, exactly as it was before!
681
00:36:06,093 --> 00:36:09,295
Before? There was another carnival?
682
00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:12,031
In Kirby's trailer, there was a poster,
683
00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,233
a carnival in Green Town, Kansas.
684
00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:18,304
So everything here is a recreation
of a carnival from his childhood?
685
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:23,075
I did this all for you, just for you.
686
00:36:23,077 --> 00:36:25,010
- You don't care.
- No...
687
00:36:25,012 --> 00:36:28,214
I won a prize for you, and
you walked away from me.
688
00:36:28,216 --> 00:36:29,849
Well, you can't walk away this time.
689
00:36:29,851 --> 00:36:33,219
You will understand.
You will all understand
690
00:36:33,221 --> 00:36:37,423
when you are frozen in wax forever!
691
00:36:43,961 --> 00:36:45,929
Come on, Charlotte, think.
692
00:36:45,931 --> 00:36:48,164
I don't know what he's talking about.
693
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,666
Winning me a prize?
694
00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,968
That prize could be what's
powering his magical mojo.
695
00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:53,564
Whatever it is, it obviously has
696
00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:55,598
incredible emotional
significance for him.
697
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,300
Try and remember.
698
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,068
I went to the carnival every summer.
699
00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,550
I don't know when I could've met him.
700
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:02,171
1996, to be exact,
701
00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:05,041
at a carnival just like this one.
702
00:37:05,043 --> 00:37:08,044
Everything about
Kirby's exactly the same
703
00:37:08,046 --> 00:37:11,147
as the magician on the
poster that he wants to be.
704
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:17,453
Everything but the flower on the lapel.
705
00:37:17,455 --> 00:37:19,789
The flower?
706
00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:22,892
Wait, did you say "Kirby"?
707
00:37:22,894 --> 00:37:23,893
Kirby.
708
00:37:25,763 --> 00:37:27,497
Kirby Goulding?
709
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:31,796
You know who I am?
710
00:37:31,798 --> 00:37:34,366
Of course I know who you are, Kirby.
711
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:36,534
You were my friend.
712
00:37:36,536 --> 00:37:38,169
You're lying.
713
00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:40,105
You're just saying
that to save yourself.
714
00:37:40,107 --> 00:37:41,640
No, no, it's true.
715
00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:44,843
We had math together, Mr. Crane's class.
716
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,845
And I remember
717
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:50,015
we went to the carnival together.
718
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:53,685
We played the water pistol game.
719
00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,086
Yes, we did.
720
00:37:56,289 --> 00:38:00,825
And you won. A flower.
721
00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:03,161
I remember everything about that night.
722
00:38:03,163 --> 00:38:05,497
Do you remember walking away
to go off with that magician
723
00:38:05,499 --> 00:38:06,931
and just leaving me?
724
00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:09,200
I went to get us tickets
for the magic show,
725
00:38:09,202 --> 00:38:11,603
but when I got back, you were gone.
726
00:38:13,139 --> 00:38:16,041
I would never leave you.
727
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,276
You wouldn't?
728
00:38:19,979 --> 00:38:22,213
You were such a sweet kid.
729
00:38:24,383 --> 00:38:27,452
I thought you were cute.
730
00:38:27,454 --> 00:38:31,056
And that amazing and beautiful flower,
731
00:38:32,858 --> 00:38:36,194
you won it for me.
732
00:38:36,196 --> 00:38:38,296
I did.
733
00:38:44,303 --> 00:38:47,972
I've wanted to give
you this for 20 years.
734
00:38:50,776 --> 00:38:54,946
We can be friends again.
735
00:38:54,948 --> 00:38:57,482
Oh, Kirby.
736
00:38:57,484 --> 00:39:00,085
We could never be friends again.
737
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,419
Why not?
738
00:39:01,421 --> 00:39:04,622
'Cause you're a total psycho now!
739
00:39:04,624 --> 00:39:07,559
How dare you. Do you know who I am?
740
00:39:07,561 --> 00:39:12,230
A pathetic loser who's just lost
his super-charged flower power?
741
00:39:12,232 --> 00:39:14,499
Go get them. Get them!
742
00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:16,835
They're not under your spell anymore.
743
00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:19,637
Give me the flower.
744
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,307
Give me the flower!
745
00:39:23,376 --> 00:39:24,809
Give it to me now!
746
00:39:26,145 --> 00:39:28,113
- Yoo hoo!
- Give it to me.
747
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,347
Give it to me right now!
748
00:39:29,349 --> 00:39:32,050
Don't you dare! No, no, no!
749
00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:52,971
Excuse me. Sir?
750
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,409
Might be... might be my sister.
751
00:39:57,411 --> 00:39:59,377
It just appeared, all right?
752
00:39:59,379 --> 00:40:02,313
I'm telling you. A whole
carnival right here on my land.
753
00:40:02,315 --> 00:40:05,250
That's why I called you
FBI guys in the first place.
754
00:40:05,252 --> 00:40:07,318
We're not with the FBI, sir.
755
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,953
We're with DOSA,
756
00:40:08,955 --> 00:40:10,588
the Department of Statistical Anomalies.
757
00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:11,910
All right, well, whoever you are,
758
00:40:11,934 --> 00:40:13,304
I'm just glad I got my land back.
759
00:40:13,306 --> 00:40:16,694
And you have no memory of
who was behind all this?
760
00:40:19,698 --> 00:40:21,232
Thank you.
761
00:40:42,154 --> 00:40:44,122
He was a sweet kid.
762
00:40:44,124 --> 00:40:47,459
Nerdy, but not sick.
763
00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:49,060
What happened?
764
00:40:49,062 --> 00:40:52,096
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
765
00:40:52,098 --> 00:40:54,165
Nothing more powerful than magic.
766
00:40:54,167 --> 00:40:55,500
Except knowledge.
767
00:40:55,502 --> 00:40:57,735
I can't believe you
thought it was the wand.
768
00:41:04,345 --> 00:41:07,136
This new artifact proved
to be very dangerous.
769
00:41:07,137 --> 00:41:09,001
Something like this could happen again.
770
00:41:09,002 --> 00:41:12,032
Yes, if we do not get the
ley lines under control
771
00:41:12,033 --> 00:41:13,717
this new wing for modern artifacts
772
00:41:13,718 --> 00:41:15,685
will fill up rather quickly.
773
00:41:16,511 --> 00:41:19,965
And next time, we may not be so lucky.
774
00:41:22,418 --> 00:41:29,356
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