- This season on "Chrisley Knows Best"...
- You can do it, Dad. - [screams]
The one thing I want is memories with my family.
- Oh! - Ah!
- [shouts]
- I don't feel like shopping.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- This is gorgeous!
- This is a nightmare.
- Hey, go to sleep and shut up.
We need to take us a trip.
I'm in my happy place.
We're gonna gamble all night.
- There's nobody here.
- Nobody under the age of 60.
- Savannah and I are gonna go stay with Mom and Dad.
- You really wasn't ever my ride or die.
- We're going downtown.
- I'll go downtown with you.
- We're good. - We're good.
- I don't understand
when my kids decided they didn't want to hang out with me.
- Your children's gonna always love you,
but you need to let 'em fly.
- You like it, don't you?
Todd, you gutted it!
- This is an intervention.
- Oh, here we go.
[siren wails] - I ain't never been to jail.
- Yet. - That's not normal!
- Do you think we're normal?
No. That does not work in this household.
- [screaming]
Normal doesn't work in this family.
* *
[bright classical music]
* *
[lively music]
* *
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- You know, I am so excited to be here.
I mean, just look at all the choices they have.
I love it.
Oh, my gosh. That is beautiful.
- I'm excited to actually be in here
with you in those pants.
- Oh, my gosh. Hush.
- I mean, you do look great.
- Thank you so much. - And I want you to do
whatever you want to do here,
pick out whatever you want.
This is your day.
- Perfect. - This is your wish list.
Get what you want. - I love it.
Oh, my gosh. That is beautiful.
- I need you to get this excited
when it's just me and you at home.
- I just--this does it for me.
- So then I'll just take some of these pamphlets
and spread 'em around in our bedroom.
- Well, whatever you need to do.
- So once again, we bought a new home,
and it's time to get out those trusty moving boxes.
- Being married to Todd means you're never gonna
call a place home for very long.
I mean, we have moved three times in the past year.
We had our house, then we moved into a new house.
Then that house sold.
We lived with Nanny Faye for a little while.
Now we're in a rental.
- But it keeps you young, right?
- No, it keeps me stressed and unsettled.
And the only reason I agreed to move into this new house
is because it was turnkey.
I'm just excited to move in, unpack, and be done.
[quirky music]
- You just need to pick out what you want
so they can get it on order.
- Like, I love this if it were just double.
You know, if it were just, like, a double oven down here
and wider with more burners.
And do I need a 48 or do I need a 60?
- Well, I mean, I think you could have either.
I just need to measure.
- So you don't know if we can do a 48 or a 60?
48 to 60, you know, that's 12 inches.
That's a lot.
- Who you telling?
- I need to get in there and measure it myself.
'Cause I need to know-- we cannot be
messing around with the oven.
The oven has to be right.
- Julie, I will measure it for you.
I don't need you being bothered with that.
I can do that.
- I mean, I just can't wait to get over there.
Because I haven't seen it in a while.
- I really don't even know why you feel the need
to have to go to the house.
I would rather surprise you when it's done.
- I mean, it wasn't that much to begin with.
- What are you talking about
"it wasn't that much to begin with?"
- Well, I mean, paint, carpet, wallpaper--
- We're gonna do all of that. - You know, I mean,
those are things that can happen quick.
- We're gonna have paint. We're gonna have paper.
Gonna have a lot of new stuff.
- Well, good. I'm excited. You know, I'm tired
of being in a rental, and I just want to get in.
So I want to measure it. I'll feel better.
- You don't need to be wasting your time--
- I got my kids under control.
- And I don't want all those construction workers looking
at what I got at home.
- You better hush.
[pastoral music]
* *
- Baaa! Come here
if you want something to eat.
Come on. - Uh!
- You want something to eat? - Stop.
- Come on.
Come on. Baaa!
- [wincing] - Come here, piggy.
- Nanny, um, this is not--
- Watch, you gotta be careful.
- God almighty, Nanny.
- Give him one and he'll leave you alone.
Quit acting afraid.
You can't do that. - Oh! Nanny.
- Oh. Give me the bucket.
- Ooh! God almighty.
This [bleep] is not fun. I don't know why you do it.
- Oh, I love it.
[quirky music]
Look at her. She's just like a pig.
She eats so fast.
You know, Chase, I love my volunteer job.
- I know, Nanny.
- Welcome to Lucky Ladd's Farm.
Now, this is Jenny.
You better watch out,
because they can spit ten feet.
[laughter]
- That is one thing that you and I do not share in common.
I'm just not that much of an animal person.
- Chase, do you think the reason
that you don't like animals is that you're so soft?
- I'm not soft, Nanny.
- Chase, you just soft as a baby's butt.
* *
- Nanny, this place is a lot more quiet than I remember it.
'Cause the last time I was here, it was packed.
- Well, it's wintertime, and we're closed.
We just have to do "main-enance--"
- "Main-enance?"
- "Main-ance."
[spluttering] You know what the hell I'm talking about.
Give me a brush.
- Ew.
- Oh, gosh.
Lookie here.
- Egh.
I mean, everything looks slow, Nanny.
I mean, the animals are asleep
or they're laying down.
The workers are moving slow.
- Well, now, you know, during the winter months,
there not a lot going on.
Hey, Rick. How's it going?
- Same old [bleep], different day.
- Chase, they're bored.
You can only shovel so much llama poop.
I wish I could liven things up.
- Nanny, if anybody can boost the morale out here, it's you.
- Well, now, listen, I am a ray of sunshine.
- You're a ray of something, that's for sure.
- I got so much sunshine, it's pouring out of my ass.
* *
- [snorts]
[lively music]
* *
I want to create a new candle scent for homeowners
called "Settled."
- [laughs]
* *
What are you doing?
Get the stuff out of the car, son.
- Why do I always have to do that?
- Hustle, hustle, hustle.
Thank you.
- I thought we were going to lunch.
I've got a meeting after this.
- We will, but I want to show you the house first.
What do you think? [power tools whirring]
- What have you done?
There's no walls.
- That's why I have talent and you don't.
I have a vision.
- Well, yeah, there's no walls.
There's nothing. - Yeah, but they're
getting ready to start doing insulation,
and then they're gonna start putting the drywall in.
Let me show you the rest of the house,
'cause it's gonna blow your mind.
- Opening this up,
it looks really good. - Right?
- Yeah. - Now I've got great flow.
- What's Mama think about it so far?
- Well, I mean, she hasn't seen it yet.
- Hasn't seen what?
- I mean, she hasn't seen all the work that I've had done.
- So what does she know?
- I mean, it wasn't that much to begin with.
Paint, carpet, wallpaper--
- We're gonna do all of that.
She knows we're gonna have
a beautiful home.
- She doesn't know anything, does she?
Well, you've done it again.
Just like the last house, you took a renovation
and went way overboard.
- You know, I've done a little bit more
than I had told you that I was gonna do.
- Just a little. - Shocking.
- This isn't new construction?
- I'm just confused, because the rental house sold.
Right? - Yeah.
- When were you gonna tell Mama
that she's not moving this month?
- No, she's still moving.
She's just not moving into this house.
- Brother, you in the doghouse.
Ruff!
What are you gonna do when she sees this?
- I'm literally gonna get into this,
and I'm gonna say, "Oh, my God, Julie, wait till you see
what I'm gonna do in your kitchen."
And I'm going to, like, kind of blindside her
with how gorgeous this kitchen's gonna be.
- [laughs] You are--don't you worry.
She will be blindsided, Sandra Bullock style
when she walks in here.
Don't you worry about that.
- You know, have you ever thought about being a comedian?
- I have.
[upbeat country music]
* *
- Red! - Come on, Red!
- Come here, Red. Right here.
- Hey. - Come on, baby.
- Hey, poop time, Red.
Poop time, Red.
Come on. - Come on, Red.
- Whose number is she in now?
- She's in my number right here.
- Two-step backwards.
- Oh, she's right in it.
[all chanting] Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
- What in the Hell?
- Come on, poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
- Well, it's not what it looked like whenever I was here last.
- Poop! Poop! Poop! - Nanny.
- Well, hey, children. How y'all doing?
- What are you doing? - I love y'all.
Cow patty bingo.
- Uh! - Everybody has their number,
and if the cow poops on that number,
you get all the money.
- So it's like a Super Bowl square?
- Yeah. - Just poop!
[laughter]
- Chase, I been thinking about what you said
about the coworkers here.
There's nothing better to boost their morale,
is for that cow to [bleep] on their block.
- [bleep], laugh, and be merry.
- That's always been my motto.
Look at 'em now. Look how happy everybody is.
- Come on, Red! - Red, come on!
- Come on, Red. - Yeehaw!
- Come on. You can do it!
- I can't lie, Nanny. I mean, it's a simple way
to do it, but it's a great way to get people's morale up.
- I think he's stopped up. [laughter]
- Might need a laxative next time.
- Nanny. Well, I want to get in on it.
- It's $10 a square. - I'll take four.
I'm gonna do four, 12-- - You go over there
on the board and write your name on it.
- Okay. - Here.
Here's a pencil. - Oh, dear God.
I'm not being a part of this. - You're not gonna bet?
- No, I don't think this is the place for me.
- Come on. Number 12! - 12, 12!
- Number 12!
I've honestly never been so excited
for a cow to take [bleep].
I--I haven't. - Please!
- I honestly think it might have some performance anxiety.
- I mean, if I were her, I would have performance
anxiety too, so I get it.
- Dummy, a cow'll [bleep] anywhere.
[laughter]
- How often do cows poop?
- I mean, how regular are you?
- I go about twice a day. What about you?
- I mean, I go, like, every few days.
- What?
You need to see your primary care physician ASAP.
Pronto.
- Come here, darling. Come here to Nanny.
- Come to 12! Come to 12! - Come to Nanny.
Come here and poop. - Come to 12!
- Are we serious right now?
- Poop! Poop! - Come to 12!
- Dare I ask what's going on?
- Oop.
- Oh. That's the boss.
Just start waving.
Hey.
- Hey. - We're screwed now.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, good, the contractors are here.
Just look at how great this yard is.
- I--this yard is great
- And when I get the fencing put in,
all the 12-foot trees.
- Oh, yeah, it'll look great. - It's gonna be very private.
- All right, Todd, I'm ready to go inside.
It's cold. - I know, but you get the idea
of kind of how it's gonna look, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I--I get the idea.
- So I mean, we can go and have lunch and then--
- No, Todd, I need to measure for that range.
I need to make sure... - Julie, it's--
- It's gonna fit before she orders it.
- It's gonna fit. - You're acting really weird.
Let's go inside.
- Well, before you go in here,
prepare to be wowed.
- Okay, I'm ready. - Okay. Ju--but listen to me.
You're not ready. Just--
just prepare to be wowed on this, okay?
- Okay. - Just imagine this is, like,
one of my big projects, okay? - Okay, okay.
Okay.
[can rattles]
- Look.
[hammering, power tools whirring]
* *
Come on in. It's cold.
- Todd, you gutted it.
What happened to "sprucing things up?"
- I am. - What the heck happened?
- Julie, listen,
it's like if you go have your eyes done,
then you realize you need to have your neck done.
And then you need to have an upper lift and a lower lift.
- Todd, you understand that the rental has sold?
We have to be out. We have nowhere to go.
'Cause I'm living in a delusional world
thinking I'm moving in a house in a few weeks.
What is going on here?
This used to be a home.
Like, what were you thinking,
and why did you think it was okay to lie to me?
- Okay, that is a lot of questions.
- And that's just the first ones that come off my tongue.
I've got way more.
- Okay, is there one specific one
that we need to focus on?
- Okay. Why did you lie to me?
- Okay, let's find a question that's a little easier.
When I show you the upstairs, it is going to blow your mind.
- I'm good. I don't--I'm good.
- No. No, no. I want you to see it.
- I'm good. - Come on.
- I'm good. - Julie, not everyone can
come in and do this to a house.
- Yeah, not everyone wants to rip a perfectly fine house
down to the studs.
- I want to do a plaster staircase here.
- All right, you go. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
- Julie, listen. - Go ahead. Bye.
[lively music]
* *
- Now Todd, I got to thank you, darling,
for my new car you gave me.
- I'm glad you love your car.
You can keep miles off this
if you just go to church and not the casino.
- Well, hell, how am I gonna get there?
- Church is closer than the casino is.
- I go right by there, I stop, pray that I win.
Amen.
Todd, I really do appreciate you coming
with me to do my errands today.
- Mom, it's fine.
Julie's not talking to me right now anyway.
- I usually would want to hear your problems,
but I got problems of my own right now.
- Mama, let me tell you something.
I got more problems than I can say grace over,
so misery loves company, so lay it on me.
- Todd, you know, the morale at work was so low,
everyone was so bored.
So I set up a little bingo.
And the people at work loved it.
The cows loved it.
- The cows? - It's called cow patty bingo.
- Cow patty bingo? - That's what it's called.
- Cow [bleep]? - Yeah.
- Mama, get ou--let me out.
- Oh, Lord. Todd, it was so much fun.
But the manager caught me, and I got in trouble.
- What did he say to you?
- He said I was distracting my coworkers
and that I didn't get approval from my higher ups.
- You didn't tell 'em that you--
- I didn't ask 'em. I didn't know
that you had to ask them to do something to make people happy.
- Let me understand this.
You didn't think that you should go to your boss
to ask him if you could do something?
- Well, the morale was low.
I thought I'd make everybody laugh.
So I went ahead and did it.
And now, I don't know what we gonna do.
- Mama, maybe the next time,
you just ask for permission
to do something that's nice for everyone that you work with,
that's gonna help build morale,
that's gonna help make people happy.
You don't just go rogue on a job
that you're volunteering on.
- Okay, I got it. - And Mama, listen.
The one thing you can always count on with the Chrisleys
is we're gonna go big, even if it gets us in trouble.
- I can't deny that. - I must've gotten it from you.
[twangy music]
* *
- You enjoy. - Thank you.
- Chase, I love it.
- How are they liking it, Nanny?
- Well, one of them's already about eat hers up.
Look how happy everybody is.
I made their day.
- Yeah, I'm just glad that you got the manager's permission
before doing it this time,
so you actually have a place to come back to.
- I know. Well, this is past cotton candy.
Everybody's happy today.
Cotton candy for everyone!
Cotton candy for everyone.
Enjoy! - Thank you.
- Lick your fingers and have fun.
'Cause we got a lot of work to do.
- Nice. - Well, hey, how you doing?
- Here, you want cotton candy?
- I was hoping I could enjoy some with the rest of them too.
- Yeah, there you go. - Yeah.
Are you still mad at me, Scott?
- Not after this. - Okay.
- I want to thank you for checking with me
before doing this for the fine folks that are working so hard.
- Now, Scott, don't worry.
I will never keep 'em past their break time.
- [laughs] - Well, Nanny, we did it.
Everybody seems happy.
I guess getting people all hopped up
on sugar goes a long way.
- I prefer vodka, but we in the workplace.
So I guess cotton candy will have to do.
- It does do, Nanny. It does.
- I'ma be on my best behavior,
'cause I love volunteering here.
- And we love having you here.
- Well, thank you. - When she follows the rules.
- At times, yes.
- [laughs]
[bright orchestral music]
* *
- Savannah, the house looks great.
I mean, you've really added your style to it.
It looks very good.
- I do appreciate you coming over,
helping me with my kitchen.
At least getting my stuff put together,
'cause if you can't get your own,
might as well help me, you know?
- Thank you, Savannah.
- So on a real note, Mom... - Mm-hmm.
- How you feeling?
- Uh, you know,
I'm still as upset as I was.
- I mean, I know it sucks, 'cause he told you one thing,
and now it's something completely different.
- He's done this so many times.
- That's why I'm upset, because I've been through this
time and time and time again.
- I haven't seen my mom this upset in a long time.
I mean, my dad's done it now.
- He most certainly is, because I have not seen her this upset
in a really, really long time.
- That's what I just said, Savannah.
- Oh, was it? I really wasn't listening to you.
Sorry. - That's what I just said.
- Okay.
[doorbell rings]
[knocking on door] - Who's here?
- Oh, talk about the devil, and he shall appear.
- Oh, dear God. - Am I supposed to let him in?
- Unless he's got a house ready for me to move in,
I'm not talking to him.
- Hey.
- Why is the door locked?
- 'Cause you don't live here anymore.
- It's not yours anymore!
- Where's your Mama?
- I don't think she wants to see you.
- Chase, I don't want to hear that.
Let me in. - Okay.
- What are you doing? - Where's your Mama?
- She said she doesn't want to talk to you
unless you have the house rebuilt so she can move in it.
- Ask your mother to come outside and talk to me.
- Ask Mom if she wants to talk to Dad.
- You sure you don't want to talk to him?
- I'm sure. - She's sure.
- She's sure that she doesn't want to talk to you.
- Tell your Mama to come outside and talk to me.
- Mama, Dad wants you to come outside and talk to him.
- Do you want to talk to him? - Tell him I need some space.
- She needs some space.
- She says she needs some space.
- Tell him I think he's got enough to keep him busy.
He needs to get over there and get that house finished.
- You've got enough to keep you busy.
You need to get over there and get that house finished.
- She said you got to-- - If she--I heard.
- It's honestly not looking too good for you in there.
- Tell your mother that I'll be waiting in the car for her.
- Lock the door back.
- I like that sweatsuit.
- God help us.
[whimsical music]
* *
- He's still sitting in his car.
- That's okay.
[cell phone ringing]
- Hey, he's calling me.
Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Chase.
Would you please have your mother to come out to the car?
- Mama, just go. - I really don't want to get
in the middle of that.
- You're already in the middle, Nosy Ned.
- So, uh, you know what you want to do for dinner?
- What do I want to do for dinner?
- Yeah, I'm hungry. - Your mother does all that.
All right, your Mama's coming out now.
Bye.
[quirky music]
* *
- What?
- You are not 18 years old.
- He didn't hang up the phone.
- You are so nosy.
- Do you want me to hang up?
- I mean, no. I kind of want to hear it.
- Yeah, it's like a movie.
- I really wish you would've communicated with me
that you were tearing our house down to the studs,
not doing some, "you know, updating."
"Paint, paper, some appliances,"
but not, you know, where I can see straight through the house.
- I just don't understand why you're getting so pissy...
Over all the changes that I'm making
when I went in there and made these changes for our family.
And I mean, it's not like we don't move all the time.
- We've been moving our entire marriage.
I mean, from South Carolina, all the moves in Georgia,
all the moves in Nashville.
I'm just done with it. I'm over it.
I feel like we are at a stage of our life
where we need to find where we're gonna settle.
Not packing all of our stuff up, having to put it down
somewhere else and worry about schools.
I--I just don't want that. It's just different.
I want Grayson to be settled the last few years he's at home
before he goes to college.
Chloe is nine. She likes stability.
Not doing a house and selling it,
and moving to another one and selling it.
That's not--I mean, I'm just tired of that.
And not to mention, you lied to me, Todd.
- Listen, I love you.
I don't want to have friction with you.
I don't want us fighting.
- I love you.
But right now, I don't like you.
- Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best..."
- Todd, what you depressed about?
- I think it's 'cause Mama is pissed off.
- When I go away this weekend,
we got to have progress made on the house.
Oh, Lord.
Todd's gonna text somebody 50 times.
- That staircase is coming down now, baby.
- Last time I checked, she can't just levitate.