[jaunty classical music]
- Why do you have such a small pan?
We need a bigger one, don't we? - No.
It'll be about 15, 16 biscuits.
- Well, I mean, you just got to make sure
you have enough for everybody.
So how are we doing this?
- Take you some flour.
Put it in here like this. - How much?
- I don't measure. - Huh.
- It's not hard.
You just gotta learn the looks of it.
Then you got to grease your pan
real good. - All right.
- You've got to have you some lard or butter.
- Oh, dear God, this looks real healthy.
- Well, it is good.
- I said healthy.
- Well, anything that's good is not healthy.
- That is very true.
Yours is by far the best.
Oh, my God, you just stuck your hand
in my thing of flour!
- My hands clean. I'm fixing to knit.
- You're fixing to what? - Knit.
- Isn't it knead? - Knead.
Well, you know what I'm saying.
- Now, don't be getting my floor dirty.
- Listen, do you want to be a good cook
or you just want to be a bitch?
- [gasps]
[chuckles] - Okay.
[bright classical music]
* *
[energetic classical music]
* *
- Hey, so what are we gonna do for dinner?
- Honey, anywhere you want to go.
- Anywhere I want to go? - Anywhere you want to go.
- I mean, flowers, dinner.
Somebody's working hard on those brownie points.
- Remember that, darling.
- You know, I don't love a carnation.
- Hey, y'all.
- Savannah, do you like a carnation?
- [chuckles]
- What?
- Mama, do you not notice anything?
That you're wearing the exact same outfit?
- I had it first.
- He pulls it off.
- Gray, how was your day?
- It was all right.
- Are you hungry?
- I'm good.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
[disquieting music]
Can I be excused? - Yeah.
- Love you, bud. - Love you.
* *
- What's wrong with Nervous Ned?
- All right, he broke up with his girlfriend.
- What?
- Or she broke up with him, or he broke up with her?
I really don't know. - Oh, my God.
- Who the hell breaks up with a Chrisley?
- I know.
- So where did all this come from?
- Well, you know me. I will snoop.
And I saw some photos on social media that have been deleted.
And then I did some more snooping,
and I saw Grayson's phone background was changed,
so we know what that means.
It means they broke up.
That's how 15-year-olds communicate these days.
- Taking photos off of social media doesn't mean anything.
I took down those pictures that I overedited that time.
- Yeah, because you looked like a straight-up alien.
[camera shutter clicks] - Okay.
All that is good and great, but this is about our baby.
This is about Gray.
I can't believe Grayson didn't come to us about this.
I mean, it's his first heartbreak,
and it seems just like yesterday
he had his first crush.
- I like your dress. - Thank you.
So do you play any video games? - Yeah.
Do you? - Yeah.
- I spilled ice cream on my pants,
and it looks like I peed myself.
- [giggles]
- We have to do something.
I mean, I remember how painful my first breakup was.
- Well, I can't help you with that,
because I've never been broken up with,
but I can understand how that would, you know,
be very traumatic to someone to get dumped.
- This is his first real breakup.
We got to figure out how we're gonna
make him feel better about this.
- He just needs a little space. Give him some time.
It's the best thing we can do.
I've learned my lesson.
I'm not getting involved with giving anybody
relationship advice-- like, none.
- And that is the smartest thing you have ever said.
- I just got a compliment, so I'll take it.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Thanks for lunch, Nanny, but I've got to get home
for a work call in an hour.
- I'm so full.
I love that general soul chicken.
- It's not--Nanny, it's not general soul.
There's no L.
"Tso-uh."
- "Sou-ul."
You need to go to school.
- You need to go to school!
- Uh-huh. [car horn honking]
Won't you listen to this driver behind me?
Look at him. Look at him.
Go 'round me! Go 'round me!
- Stop. They cannot hear you.
You realize that, right?
- Have you ever seen such drivers in your life?
- Oh, looky here. [car horn honking]
Right on my ass.
Look at that son of a bitch just cut right in front of me.
I'm gonna knock her out.
[quirky music]
- Do you think you're a good driver?
- One of the best.
- Nanny, you are a bad driver.
You have road rage.
You have anger issues. - Oh, no, I don't.
When I have road rage,
it's only when I'm on the road.
* *
[car horn honking] Blow, blow, blow!
See if you can blow that.
How do you like them apples? Eat 'em!
- [laughs]
- Now, I've just got a headache.
[gentle classical music]
* *
- You know, there's just no place better
than a department store at night.
- Yes. - This calms me.
- Why do I have to be here while you're shopping?
- We'll find you an outfit. Come on.
Grayson's feeling really down,
so we're trying to cheer him up with some retail therapy.
- I mean, it truly is the best medicine for a Chrisley.
- Here's a pair of jeans.
Gray, you like this color?
- I'm good.
- What about these? With a little jacket.
- I don't like it.
- [sighs] Gray.
- Why am I even here?
- Son, we brought you here
'cause we want to spend some time with you.
I mean, you're walking around like you lost your best friend.
Or--or your girlfriend.
- Oh, my God.
- Honey, we just want you to feel better.
- Son, when life throws curves that you're not expecting,
you know, the best thing to do is shop.
- I don't feel like shopping.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- I don't feel like shopping.
- What Chrisley has ever turned down free clothes?
- I don't want to talk about this.
- Okay, this is way more serious than what I thought.
I mean, a Chrisley that doesn't want to shop?
- I mean, he's so sad.
I wish I could fix it,
but I think it's just gonna take time.
- Okay, and the sale will be over by then.
- Listen, honey, we know it's hard.
We just want you to know that we're here for you.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Son, breakups happen all the time.
I mean, she's probably just as heartbroken as you are.
- I mean, just on her videos on social media and stuff,
she looks fine.
- So you were looking at her videos?
- Yes.
- Did you comment? - No.
I just liked a couple.
- Son, don't do that.
You have got to master the art of sexy indifference.
[mischievous music]
You get up, you go buy a new outfit.
And then, you find her best friend.
And then, you message her. - Would you stop?
That's not what we're teaching him.
- I'm just trying to keep it real.
- I'm gonna go wait in the car.
* *
- I think you did a great job with that.
[energetic music]
* *
- You know, who would have thought
you could put fig on a pizza?
- Y'all started without me?
- Well, we know you're always late, so why wait on you?
- [laughs] - Okay.
- How's your week going?
- Let me tell you.
Poor, little Grayson is heartbroken.
He and his little girlfriend broke up.
- Oh, that cute, little girl? - Yes.
And the fact is, you know, he's got to relive it all
through social media.
You know, he looks at her videos,
and then that makes it worse.
So that's the thing.
- Social media does not allow you
to move on when you break up with someone.
- And I think back when we were teenagers,
it was easier to avoid your ex.
You know, you just walk down another hallway.
You just sat at a different lunch table.
We actually knew a world before social media.
- I mean, you're a little bit older than I am...
- Oh, my God. - But I get the point
of what she's saying.
I mean, trying to communicate with these kids today
is like cracking the Morse code.
It's always, "IKR? IDK."
- Well, it's Greek to me.
- Or they send you a damn picture with an eggplant.
- Oh, I know that one! - [laughs]
- Mommy, get the hell out of here.
- Okay.
- I just wish I could protect Grayson.
I wish I could shield him from all this
because I can see what a toll this is taking on him.
- I mean, listen, I'll just delete all of his social media
'cause I'm the one who's got access to all of it.
So I'll delete it. - I agree.
Out of sight, out of mind.
- Listen, clearly social media
is doing him no good at this point,
and he can always get it back when he's in a better place.
- Right?
You know, I feel that our kids have won the lottery,
'cause we've kind of got this parenting thing down.
- Cheers to that.
[giggles]
[serene classical music]
* *
- Nanny, you know, the other day,
I got a turkey.
- Did you keep it?
- No, Nanny, it's not an actual turkey.
Like, in golf.
- What are you talking about?
- I got three birdies in a row.
- And they rewarded you with a turkey?
- Nanny, not...
[quirky music]
Not an actual turkey.
- I cannot believe that you don't get a real turkey.
- Oh, Nanny, I love you.
- Well, I try to learn all I can.
[car horn honking] Oh!
* *
- What are you doing?
Nanny, Nanny. - Hey, buddy!
Slow down, asshole!
Slow down! - Nanny!
- Help keep the highway safe!
- What are you doing?
You cannot do that.
- Well, the other day, Chase, they couldn't hear me,
so I just got me a megaphone.
- Nanny, you're screaming at them,
calling them an asshole. You cannot do that.
[car horn honking] - Looky here.
Hey, buddy! You don't know how to drive!
- You cannot do-- what if he would have
gotten out of his car and whupped your ass?
Nanny, you're a hazard!
- Well, maybe I'm getting their attention.
- Yeah, I can assure you, you are.
You cannot do this. This is not okay.
[car horn honking]
- Oh, you gonna run your damn mouth now, huh?
- Stop, Nanny. Please do not do this again.
- Hey, don't be an asshole now!
Be a safe driver!
[siren wailing]
- Nanny, I think you're getting pulled over.
- Oh. What the hell?
- You're getting pulled over.
- For what?
- Let's take a wild guess.
- Well, I ain't doing nothing.
This is just a neighborhood car.
They don't arrest nobody.
- Yeah.
Here he comes.
[suspenseful music]
- Hey. - Ma'am.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
- Well, I don't really have a clue,
but I'm out here trying to make this neighborhoods safe,
just like you are.
- Ma'am, the use of the megaphone is a noise violation.
- Really? I mean,
I don't really even think that's a thing.
- It is a thing.
Ma'am, do you actually live in this neighborhood?
- No. - Yes.
Yes, she does. Right down the road.
Her name is Faye Chrisley,
- Whose side are you on?
- The right side.
- Well, ma'am, you've broken the ordinance,
so I'm gonna have to let the neighborhood know.
- No, you don't have to do nothing.
- Okay, well, that's-- that's not how this works.
- [laughs] - Oh.
- I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm gonna have to report this.
You have a nice day, ma'am.
- Okay. Thank you.
Snitch!
- Nanny, give me the megaphone. Give it to me.
Give me the megaphone. You're done.
[gentle classical music]
* *
- Come on, Gray.
- All right. - Here, catch.
Why would you not catch it? Come on.
- I have one, Savannah.
- Come on.
Oh.
Come on, jump with me. - Savannah, I'm good.
- Why are you so mopey? Come on.
This is a perfect place to have fun,
to help you forget about all your breakup stuff.
- I'm not mopey, Savannah. I'm angry.
- Okay, well, then why are you angry?
- Because Mom and Dad deleted my social media accounts.
[tense music]
- They did what? Why?
- Because I was looking at my ex's stuff.
Now my friends texted me,
asking why I wasn't on social media.
I don't want everybody else thinking it's all about her,
so now it's just a mess. - [sighs]
I told Mama and Daddy
to stay out of Grayson's heartbreak.
He just needs a little space.
Give him some time. It's the best thing we can do.
And then, they go with the nuclear option.
When teenagers delete all their social media stuff,
that's a huge deal.
- Yeah, it's normally a statement,
and not a good one.
- They've basically given him a social death sentence.
- Dead man walking.
- Mom and Dad don't get this whole social media thing.
You have to realize they came from a timeframe to where,
like, a phone was on a wall, and it had a cord
that, like, wrapped halfway around the house.
- I just wish they would have stayed out of it.
- I know, but they really do
have your best interest at heart.
And, you know what, I'll talk to them,
I'll see where their head's at,
and we'll get something done.
Take it from your big sis. It's all gonna be okay.
I love you, and even though you are bigger than me,
I am wiser...sometimes.
- Sometimes. - You know what, Gray?
I canceled meetings for you, so you're gonna have fun.
- Savannah. - You're gonna put a smile
on your face. - Give me the ball.
- Come on.
Go.
Oh!
- Go ahead and sign me.
[jaunty classical music]
- Come on, Chase!
I sent you to get brushes,
and it takes a month!
- Nanny.
These are the only two brushes up there.
And after all that car nonsense,
I don't ever want to hear that bullhorn again.
And I don't know why you still have it,
because he's told you you can't use it.
- He didn't say anything about me not using it
in my own house!
- [chuckles]
- It is raining cats and dogs.
How are you doing, Mama?
- I'm doing good. How about you?
- Mama, what's behind your back?
- This, Todd? - Yeah.
- This is Chase's.
[snorts] - Mama.
I've got a letter here from the community board.
- Oh. - Where you have violated
the noise ordinance in the neighborhood.
- Oh, boy, that's a mouthful!
- [chuckles]
- When were you going to let me know
that you had gotten pulled over?
- Well, I would have if it was a real cop,
but he was a fake cop.
So I don't have to tell nothing.
It's fake. - Let me tell you something.
This letter right here... - Mm-hmm.
- Says that you are out here harassing drivers
by blowing that horn and distracting them.
- All these drivers out here are so hot-headed
that I just thought I could make a difference.
- Mama, you yelling at drivers through a bullhorn
is not making the road safer.
You need to focus on being a good driver yourself.
And leave that damn bullhorn at home
and don't add to the road rage.
- I think if we're all being honest,
we've all got a little bit of road rage.
- Turn right. Turn right.
- Turn the volume off. - I don't know how!
Do you see that? - Really?
[quirky music]
[car horn honking]
- And we need to figure out how to deal with it.
- Okay.
- Well, I'm glad to hear that,
so I want you on your best behavior.
And why are you laughing?
'Cause you're the cause of this.
- This has nothing to do with me.
- You're always around when the [bleep] hits the fan.
- Dad, the [bleep] hitting the fan, whether I'm there or not.
- Amen!
[bright classical music]
- What are these?
- These are my new products that just dropped.
- This is the one I want.
I got a big-ass head, though. - Look.
- Like this? - Right here. See?
See? Look!
- [laughs]
- You look so cute.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Oh, you look... - Get the hell out of here.
- Amazing. - Thank you.
Well, how was y'all's podcast?
- It actually went really good today.
We had a lot of callers,
a lot of people wanting, you know, advice.
- Do you think y'all are necessarily
in the right position, at this current moment,
to be giving people advice? - Why not?
- The whole thing y'all pulled with Grayson
and his social media?
Deleting it?
All that? - That was her idea.
- That's got you written all over it.
- Yeah. - You said
you thought it should be deleted.
I agreed because I thought
if he doesn't see stuff out there,
it'll make it easier for him to get over it.
- You know, out of sight, out of mind.
- And we just didn't want him to hurt any more
than he was already hurting.
- I mean, he's more upset now than he was before.
- When you take his social media away,
it's all of his friends, everything.
And y'all are just missing the point
that you just went overboard.
- He has to cope however, like,
he feels is necessary, you know?
You can't do it for him.
- You know, maybe Chase and Savannah have a point.
- They what?
- We were trying to protect Grayson from heartbreak,
and it looks like we've burned him even more.
- We're taking parenting advice from Chase and Savannah?
That's in the Book of Revelation.
- Yeah, we're at the end of time.
We thought we were doing the right thing.
- We're gonna have a talk with him.
[whimsical music]
Actually, I'm so glad I'm not growing up in this generation.
- Amen, brother. Amen. - Uh-huh.
[laughter]
[energetic meditative music]
* *
[singing bowl chimes]
- Haven't figured out how to use this yet,
but I'll get there. - Just tell me what I'm doing.
- We all three have road rage.
Y'all more than me, but we still have it.
So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna meditate.
- I don't know what the point of all this is.
- Nanny, I'm trying to get us more Zen.
Not only for us, but for all of Nashville.
- Well, that's good 'cause Todd needs this.
- And Faye!
[quirky music]
All right, we're gonna start with a basic chant, okay?
both: Om. - Yum.
- No, it's not yum.
- Well, maybe I'm hungry.
- Really, I don't have all day for this.
- All right, all right. Lay down.
- [sighs] - Nanny, sit there.
- Yeah, 'cause I can't get down.
- Am I on my back or my stomach?
- Well, typically with your legs crossed,
like the Buddha here.
- I ain't been able to sit like that Buddha
since I was 16.
- All right.
[gong ringing]
Om.
- Yum.
- [whimpers] It's not yum.
- Forget it. We're gonna move on.
- Am I supposed to be less stressed right now?
- All right. Let's do some visualization.
We're all three in the car.
We're driving down the road. You're driving.
- Well, Chase, how can I drive with my eyes closed?
* *
- You're calm, you're at peace,
you're in full control.
It's rush hour now.
Someone cuts you off. What do you do?
- Asshole.
- No, that's the old version of you.
- But you said someone just cut me off.
- That's the old version.
That's what the old you would do.
Calm your mind.
Cool the road rage. Mellow out.
All right. Visualize being on the road.
Someone lays on their horn right behind you.
What do you do, Nanny?
- No, brain! We at peace today!
- Okay. Let's take the tone down.
- [softly] No, brain.
Not today. We in peace.
[light applause] - Good job, Nanny.
- It makes you feel better too. - Right?
The breathing works, doesn't it?
- Yeah, it didn't take as much energy either.
- Eyes closed.
[singing bowl chimes]
You just got cut off. What do you do?
- I don't yell.
I get the tag number, go home,
and plan my revenge.
Was that good?
- I mean, I guess that's progress,
so I mean, at least we're avoiding conflict at first.
Nanny, how are you feeling? Very calm, very centered?
- I'm calm, but I've had my eyes closed so long now,
I'm about to fall asleep at the wheel.
[bright classical music]
* *
- How's your ice cream?
- So good.
I haven't had ice cream in forever.
- Why are they here?
- Hey, y'all, we're here. - Hey.
- Fashionably late. - Grab you an ice cream.
- I thought it was just us getting ice cream!
- Okay, I know, but I talked to Mom and Dad.
Just hear them out.
- Why do all my apologies have to come with ice cream?
- Ice cream fixes everything, dude.
- You know, you look like Barbara Eden.
- Who is that? - I don't know who that is.
- She lived in a bottle. She was a genie.
- Ooh, I do kind of feel like a genie in a bottle right now.
- She wore her hair like that. - [laughs]
- Well, you know-- - Except hers was real.
- This is real hair.
I paid for it.
- Okay. - [laughs]
- Son, listen, I know that you're upset with us
for deleting your social media.
We know that you're hurting, and we wanted
to remove as much exposure to that hurt as we possibly could.
I didn't think that it was gonna make the matter worse.
- We thought we were doing the right thing.
I mean, this is my baby's first breakup.
- Oh, my God.
I'm not a baby anymore, Mom!
- But you're still cute.
- We, as your parents,
are just trying to keep up with what's going on in the world
and trying to stay current with you,
but in the future, we will try
to be a little bit more respectful of your space.
- Well, I appreciate that. Thank you, guys.
- You're welcome, and I love you.
- Grayson will always be my baby,
but he's at an age now
where I've got to learn to let go a little bit...
but just a little bit.
But we should have known not to get in the middle
of a teenager and their social media.
- Well, I mean, I certainly knew that,
but you know, you have to pick your battles in marriage.
[tender music]
- But look, he's really not even sad anymore.
- Why? - Because we got back together.
- What? - Yeah, exactly!
- You're back with your girlfriend?
- Mm-hmm.
- If you're happy and you guys are back together, okay.
- Let me just tell you something, son.
There's going to be times in your life
where there's going to be heartache,
there's going to be sorrow.
The good thing is, is that there will never be a time
in your life to where you're not good-looking.
[laughter]
He got that from his Daddy.
- Oh, dear God.
- Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best"...
This is Jayne Mansfield. - That's not a girl.
- She's something else. - Yes, he is.
- "She."
You got to stop referring to my girl
as a he.
- Dad said that I don't follow through with anything.
- Have you ever thought about working with kids?
- Good swing. That's what I'm talking about.
- You look like a Build-A-Bear.