1 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:09,075 [bright music] 2 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,479 - What, are y'all over here eating bubblegum 3 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,848 like it's candy? [bubble pops] 4 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,484 I'm just trying to film my videos for Sassy. Hold on. 5 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,920 All right, y'all, so I created this look today 6 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,523 with everything Sassy-- 7 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:24,891 [bubbles pop] 8 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:27,427 - Stop with all that. We're trying to do a video. 9 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,762 [loud chewing, bubble pops] 10 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,430 - What are y'all doing? - They're just so rude. 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,866 - Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble. 12 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,100 [bubble pops] 13 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,569 - Don't y'all have something better to do? 14 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,171 - Really. 15 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,807 - Over there sounding like it's Saturday night at a whorehouse. 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,144 - Mm-mm. [chuckles] 17 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:46,546 - Can y'all please go find somewhere else to do that? 18 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,248 - Chase, you ready to go to the movies? 19 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,183 - Yeah. 20 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,584 - What the hell do you have on? 21 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:54,454 - A T-shirt. - What does it say? 22 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:58,792 "Wanted: Rich elderly man in poor health"... 23 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,761 - [laughing] - "For long term"-- 24 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,329 Mama, go take that shirt off. 25 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,932 - I'm looking for an elderly man in poor health. 26 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,767 - Why, so you can take care of him? 27 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,269 - Well, not for long. 28 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,939 - [laughs] See, look, I got it from somebody. 29 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,408 [laughter] 30 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,411 [bright classical music] 31 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:25,318 * * 32 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:28,655 - I'm so glad we moved here, but I do miss my buddies. 33 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,256 - Come on, I got to get you out the house, 34 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,726 'cause Mama said-- now, with all due respect-- 35 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,893 you drive her crazy. 36 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,330 [engine rumbling] Sounds like Todd's home. 37 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,531 [rumbling stops] 38 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,333 - Shut up. 39 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,168 [rockabilly music] 40 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,105 You got to be kidding me-- a '60 Corvette. 41 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,474 Son, you know some of the best memories 42 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:50,110 I have in my life start with the '60 Cor-- 43 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,946 You didn't know that. Good Lord. 44 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,148 - What did you do in '60 that made it so special? 45 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:56,282 - Ah, I can't tell you, son. 46 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,184 - It was before you was a preacher? 47 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,586 - Oh, yeah, way before. 48 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,788 It's got a four-speed. That's an option in this car. 49 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,690 - Well, I wouldn't know those kind of things. 50 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,492 I bought it because I look good in it. 51 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:08,628 - [chuckles] Well, it is an amazing car. 52 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:12,365 - You know, Harvey and I have sometimes butted heads 53 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,366 in the past. 54 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,368 Every man loves the opportunity 55 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,237 to kick his father-in-law's ass. 56 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,272 - And every father-in-law loves an opportunity 57 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,508 to bring his son-in-law down a notch. 58 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,778 I love you, but one alpha male, put two together-- 59 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,212 - It doesn't work. - Not gonna work. 60 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,547 - Doesn't work. 61 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,382 - But this car is the perfect opportunity 62 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,717 for you two to bond. 63 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,419 - Julie, honey, bonding leads to friendship. 64 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,521 And I'm all booked up with my three besties-- 65 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:35,855 me, myself, and I. 66 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,390 - [chuckles] 67 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,925 - This is Jayne Mansfield. 68 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,627 - No, there's no girl about that, son. 69 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,262 I love girls, but that's not a girl. 70 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,930 - Julie, isn't she beautiful? 71 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,665 - Beautiful. - She's sexy. 72 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,133 And what boy do you know 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,735 that's got headlights like this? 74 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,136 - [laughing] 75 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,106 - You don't suppose we could go for a ride, do you? 76 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,408 - I mean, you know, not right now. 77 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,311 I mean, you know, kind of when the new wears off for me. 78 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,514 - What are you using to clean and buff this baby with? 79 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,249 I'm gonna run home. 80 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,585 I'm gonna go get a chamois cloth, 81 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:09,522 and I'm gonna clean him up the way he ought to be cleaned. 82 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,225 - She's not treated that way. - Bye, son, love you. 83 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:15,395 - I don't want him-- - What does it matter? 84 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:16,596 I bet he would love it 85 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,631 if you took him for a ride in this car. 86 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,401 - Julie, how did I become Harvey's babysitter? 87 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,237 - I mean, I can take him for a ride in it. 88 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,072 - What, you're talking about you drive her? 89 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,407 - Yeah. 90 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,675 - Go get your daddy. 91 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,710 Tell him I'll take him on a ride tomorrow. 92 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,645 - [laughs] 93 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:36,316 * * 94 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,085 Hey, son. - I didn't do anything. 95 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,222 - [chuckles] I'm fully aware. 96 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,290 - Take in this backyard-- 97 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,826 the beautiful water, the beautiful hot tub. 98 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,095 - I actually paid for it. 99 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,764 So you got a letter today. 100 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,499 "Dear Mr. Chase Chrisley, 101 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,101 "This letter's to inform you that you can now register 102 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,671 "to take portion two of the real estate exam. 103 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,473 "Our records show you have successfully passed 104 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,442 the first portion of your exam." 105 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,743 - I did it. 106 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,578 We got to go get me a present... 107 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,347 or something. 108 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,450 - Son, what is your plan to complete the other 50%? 109 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:13,520 - Study, perhaps a tutor, courtesy of you, 110 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,055 then I'll take it. 111 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,725 - Son, this procrastination that you do, it's not okay. 112 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,160 I mean, get these things out of the way 113 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,695 so that you can go out here 114 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,764 and live a beautiful, successful life. 115 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,933 - Okay, I mean, I have a lot of ideas. 116 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,868 I know, like, certain things that I want to do. 117 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,337 - Okay, I'm waiting to see them, 118 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,805 because, I mean, let's remember, 119 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,440 you know, you and Elliott tried to do 120 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,607 this whole kombucha thing. 121 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,276 - Try it. - Try it. 122 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,611 - [slurps] 123 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:39,813 Mm-mm. 124 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:43,216 And who can forget your penis candles? 125 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,285 - It's a cactus candle. 126 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,088 - [laughs] 127 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:51,391 And let's talk about all of these half-assed schemes 128 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,293 that you and your Nanny Faye has jumped into. 129 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:56,496 - "Home moonshine kit." - Yeah. 130 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:58,832 - You cannot have chickens in this neighborhood. 131 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,934 - I can make a lot of money selling their eggs. 132 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,268 - Aah! 133 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,504 - We want to try to go in the truffle business. 134 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,873 Come on, Mushy, let's us go make millions. 135 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,208 [pig snorts] 136 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,211 - If anybody messed that up, it's Nanny, not me. 137 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,779 - Then... - Yes, I need to-- 138 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,815 - Select better business partners. 139 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,418 - Dad is always giving me a hard time. 140 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,153 - Yeah, he calls it motivation. 141 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,289 I mean, Dad is definitely hard on us, 142 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,760 but when he sees you focused on something, 143 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,462 like I am with Sassy, then he'll calm down. 144 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,364 - Has he calmed down on you? 145 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,499 - Eh. 146 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,633 - Listen to me. 147 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,702 You got to stop dragging things on. 148 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,504 Let's move on to the next venture. 149 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,506 And why are you still getting mail here? 150 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,075 - Well, I only send things here that need to be paid. 151 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,277 - "That need to be paid"? - Yeah. 152 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,579 - Yeah, okay, by you. 153 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:53,653 * * 154 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:58,391 - Oh, son, if the guys could see me now. 155 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,127 This car takes me back to high school. 156 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,830 My first girlfriend-- her daddy didn't like me. 157 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,866 - I can't imagine why. - Yeah, I can't imagine why. 158 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:11,271 When you just ride around here at 1,700, 1,800, 2,000 RPM, 159 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,173 can you feel it coming up, feel it through your butt? 160 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,674 [engine revving] 161 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,376 Listen at that sound of this motor. 162 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,878 It's like an orchestra under that hood. 163 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,047 - I can't hear it because of you talking so much. 164 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,615 - You know what, son? 165 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,551 I've noticed here you're having some issues with your hearing. 166 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,354 It happens when you get older. 167 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,156 - Harvey never shuts up. 168 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,325 - Now, what is this? Where are we now? 169 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:35,061 How's the gas situation? - [exhales sharply] 170 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,663 - I know that my dad's a talker, 171 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,098 but how bad can it be? 172 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,500 - You owe me. You won't never be able to get it paid, 173 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,802 but you can start tonight. - [chuckles] 174 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,472 - You've been a wonderful chauffeur, son. 175 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,741 But when I can chauffeur? 176 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,275 You give me directions. Let me drive. 177 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,144 What do you say? Let's just switch. 178 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:52,345 Come on, son. 179 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,814 - No. She's only used to me. 180 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,884 You know, when I agreed to hang out with Julie's dad, 181 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:02,022 it was never an option for Harvey to drive Jayne. 182 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,024 - Todd, he's just trying to connect with you. 183 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,393 Just make him happy and let him do some driving. 184 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,762 - He is driving. He's driving me crazy. 185 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:09,896 - Short drive. 186 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,799 [engine revving] - Wow, listen to this motor. 187 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:15,935 - She's something else. - Yes, he is. Yes, he is. 188 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,804 - She. - Yes, he is. 189 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,040 - You got to stop referring to my girl as a he. 190 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,941 - This, to me, looks like a Bill. 191 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,643 - It's Jayne. She's a Jayne. - Nope, no, it's not Jayne. 192 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,945 - This car has curves. 193 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,480 - I don't see curves. I see muscle. 194 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,215 - Well, listen, it's 2022. 195 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,810 [cheerful music] 196 00:07:39,077 --> 00:07:41,079 * * 197 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,580 - Ever since I got my hole in one, 198 00:07:42,614 --> 00:07:44,182 I swear I've been a totally new golfer. 199 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,884 And, Dylan, look at that, 200 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:48,186 you're hitting it just as far as your dad is. 201 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:50,455 - He's gotten a lot better, man. 202 00:07:50,488 --> 00:07:51,956 - I would get a club out, but, you know... 203 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:54,125 - You're already on the green. - I'm on the green, so... 204 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:57,162 - Everybody gets lucky every once in a while, man. 205 00:07:57,195 --> 00:07:59,998 - All right, Dylan, you're up. That green's fast, though. 206 00:07:59,998 --> 00:08:01,566 So put the ball a little bit further 207 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:03,768 in the back of your stance-- here, let me see your club. 208 00:08:03,802 --> 00:08:06,171 Kind of like this. - Yeah. 209 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:08,239 - And then just finish high, all right? 210 00:08:08,273 --> 00:08:10,675 * * 211 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,610 There you go. - Wow! Wow. 212 00:08:12,644 --> 00:08:14,579 - Look at you, you're up on the green. 213 00:08:14,612 --> 00:08:17,415 That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, come on, man. 214 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:18,783 - You're putting. 215 00:08:18,817 --> 00:08:20,618 - Dude, have you ever thought about working with kids, 216 00:08:20,652 --> 00:08:21,920 giving some golf instructions? 217 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,288 - I don't know about teaching, 218 00:08:23,321 --> 00:08:25,123 but I definitely would love to do something with golf 219 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,158 'cause, obviously, I love golf. 220 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:28,693 Honestly, I'm kind of surprised 221 00:08:28,727 --> 00:08:30,528 that I haven't already launched something 222 00:08:30,562 --> 00:08:32,831 that has to do with golf or, like, a golf brand, 223 00:08:32,864 --> 00:08:35,433 because I do love golf and I'm passionate about it. 224 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,302 - I think it's honestly quite boring. 225 00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,404 You just watch a ball go into a hole. 226 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,539 But there are some cute outfits. 227 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:46,244 - Just go right here, okay? - Okay. 228 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,183 - Whoo! [chuckles] - Good job, buddy. 229 00:08:52,217 --> 00:08:54,052 - Pretty good read, man. 230 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:56,488 I mean, you actually look like you know what you're doing. 231 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:59,190 - I mean, you spend hours and hours and hours failing, 232 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:00,859 eventually you'll get it. 233 00:09:00,892 --> 00:09:03,328 - Boy, you make a good point, young man. 234 00:09:03,361 --> 00:09:05,296 I've seen you play some really bad golf. 235 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,999 - Yeah, I mean, I do have a hole in one, though. Do you? 236 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:10,669 - No, but I don't have as much time to play golf. 237 00:09:10,702 --> 00:09:13,004 I work for a living. - [laughs] 238 00:09:13,004 --> 00:09:15,907 [stately music] 239 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:18,376 - Todd, I'm in love with that Corvette. 240 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:20,478 - My car is amazing. 241 00:09:20,512 --> 00:09:22,547 - That car absolutely made me feel 242 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,015 like I was a teenager again. 243 00:09:24,015 --> 00:09:26,551 It was an opportunity for your daddy and I, 244 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:28,787 I think, to bond a little bit. 245 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:31,423 - Oh, love it. Y'all bonded. 246 00:09:31,456 --> 00:09:33,258 - All I know is I was moved, 247 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,560 and I'm so appreciative of the car 248 00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:37,062 that I've got something for you. 249 00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:38,330 - I love a gift. 250 00:09:38,363 --> 00:09:40,532 - And this is gonna be one specially for you, 251 00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:41,833 and see what you think. 252 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:42,867 - Well, thank you. 253 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,569 - And I have something as well. 254 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:47,038 Trust me, you're gonna love it. 255 00:09:47,038 --> 00:09:48,907 - I got to see this. - Let me see. 256 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,176 That was very nice of you, Daddy. 257 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,546 - This is Todd's Classic Car Club. 258 00:09:54,579 --> 00:09:57,582 We're gonna form a car club. 259 00:09:57,615 --> 00:10:00,585 What do you think? - I love it. I do. 260 00:10:00,618 --> 00:10:01,853 I hate it. 261 00:10:01,886 --> 00:10:04,356 * * 262 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,924 - That's great. 263 00:10:05,957 --> 00:10:07,759 - I mean, look at that. You got your names on it. 264 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,662 - Yeah, I think that was really sweet of you, Daddy. 265 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:13,164 That was a nice gesture. - I have another gesture. 266 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,899 They're having a car show this weekend, 267 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,768 and I'd really like for us to go. 268 00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:18,336 We gonna go? 269 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,504 - Harvey, you know I would go, 270 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,106 but, I mean, I'm busy this weekend. 271 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:22,941 Maybe the next time. - I understand. 272 00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:24,776 If you're busy, you're just busy. 273 00:10:25,944 --> 00:10:27,979 - I don't know why you're making excuses 274 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:29,381 not to do this with my dad. 275 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,883 This is the most excited that I've seen my dad 276 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:33,318 since moving to Nashville. 277 00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:35,086 - Honey, when I finish the new house, 278 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,789 then I'm happy to play car club with your dad. 279 00:10:37,822 --> 00:10:39,958 - Todd, the house won't be finished for months. 280 00:10:39,991 --> 00:10:41,026 - Exactly. 281 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:42,627 * * 282 00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:44,162 - Son, will you get a photo for us? 283 00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:45,363 - Yeah. - Come on, Todd. 284 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:46,464 Let's pose for him. You ready? 285 00:10:46,498 --> 00:10:48,199 - You guys should go back-to-back. 286 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,734 There you go. 287 00:10:49,768 --> 00:10:52,003 This looks like a commercial for erectile dysfunction. 288 00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:54,239 [laughter] 289 00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:57,342 - Todd, is he talking to you? - He ain't talking to me. 290 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,244 [laughter continues] 291 00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:03,448 * * 292 00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:05,216 - Thanks for driving me, Nanny. 293 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,486 My entire life I've had terrible vision. 294 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,323 Getting the Lasik done was the best thing I've ever done. 295 00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:13,558 - Look at you now. You're so beautiful. 296 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:17,395 Poor little papa was so worried when you had those glasses. 297 00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:21,333 He said, "Poor little thing, he's just blind and dumb." 298 00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:23,735 But you know, now, if he was here, 299 00:11:23,768 --> 00:11:25,837 he'd see that you're not blind anymore. 300 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,205 - But what about the dumb part? 301 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,974 - Well, hell, ain't nothing nobody can do about that. 302 00:11:30,075 --> 00:11:31,676 - [clicks tongue] Thanks, Nanny. 303 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,111 - [laughs] 304 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:36,314 - You sound like Dad-- always busting my balls. 305 00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:38,550 He said that I don't follow through with anything. 306 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:39,818 But the other day, 307 00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:41,686 I was playing golf with Jay and Dylan, right? 308 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,188 And I just showed Dylan something 309 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,589 that someone had taught me, 310 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,491 and Jay said, "Well, maybe you should, like, 311 00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:48,093 look into, like, teaching some stuff." 312 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,361 And it did get me thinking 313 00:11:49,394 --> 00:11:51,196 about what I could do in the future 314 00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,664 that has to do with golf. 315 00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,532 I have pros that I know, 316 00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,335 and I could get one of them to come in, put on a clinic, 317 00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:59,104 and teach these kids how to play golf, 318 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,872 and that's a good way to get my foot in the door. 319 00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:03,942 - Listen, you can make money, money, money off of that. 320 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,410 - There's a lot of money in golf. 321 00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:06,678 - Mm-hmm. 322 00:12:06,711 --> 00:12:09,314 Chase, when you get to have an empire, 323 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:10,915 I hope you'll bring me with you. 324 00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:13,118 - Nope, I'm not doing it, Nanny. 325 00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:15,453 - I've been riding with you all this time. 326 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,356 - No, I rode with you, and you left me. 327 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:21,059 - You get out and hit the bricks. 328 00:12:21,092 --> 00:12:23,061 Get out and hit the bricks, I said. 329 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,430 - Where am I supposed to go? - I don't care where you go. 330 00:12:25,463 --> 00:12:27,065 - Am I supposed to walk all the way back? 331 00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:29,367 - Yeah, 'cause you ain't riding with me. 332 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,902 - God almighty. 333 00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:33,571 - Oh, whatever. 334 00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:35,073 - Hey, Chase. How are you doing? 335 00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:37,175 - How you doing, man? - Nice to see you again. 336 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,844 So let's check your vision, Chase? 337 00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:40,979 - And back in the day, 338 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,515 you know how we checked your vision? 339 00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:45,617 Your fingers. How many have I got? 340 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,086 - She still does that when she drinks too much. 341 00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:50,488 - No, I ain't worried about it. I can still see. 342 00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:51,990 - [chuckles] 343 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,993 [rockabilly music] 344 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:57,896 * * 345 00:12:57,929 --> 00:13:01,933 [engines revving, tires squealing] 346 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,368 - Oh. - I love that. 347 00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:05,937 - I know. - I mean, that is a classic. 348 00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:07,772 - See that Lotus right-- - That's a cool car. 349 00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,040 - Yeah, okay, well, that right there 350 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:10,775 was just not even in my realm of possibility 351 00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:12,310 when I was growing up. 352 00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,545 Shut up. - Ow! 353 00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:15,046 - Shut up. - What? 354 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,482 - That is a Nissan 300ZX 355 00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,784 I had a Nissan 300ZX. 356 00:13:19,818 --> 00:13:21,453 When I got home from school, I would wash it 357 00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,488 before I went uptown 'cause I wouldn't go through 358 00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:25,357 the drive-through at Hardee's with my car not being clean. 359 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,092 Oh, my God, it was the greatest time. 360 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,159 - Oh. 361 00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:29,594 - I would tell you other stories 362 00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:31,196 that involved that car... - Let's not and say we did. 363 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:33,131 - But I'm not because it's just inappropriate. 364 00:13:33,164 --> 00:13:35,066 - This is fun and all, 365 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,268 and I appreciate you wanting to bring me, 366 00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,804 but Papa's the one that's crazy for old cars. 367 00:13:39,838 --> 00:13:41,439 You really should've brought him. 368 00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,174 - If Harvey were to show up over here, 369 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,477 he would talk nonstop about the car, 370 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,078 and it's my car. 371 00:13:47,112 --> 00:13:48,346 - But why are you here? 372 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,081 Like, this isn't really your thing. 373 00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:53,151 - Do you understand that they have a parade, 374 00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:55,487 and whoever's car wins Best in Show 375 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,456 gets to be the grand marshal. 376 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:00,025 So they love her. 377 00:14:00,025 --> 00:14:02,060 - Yeah. Yeah. - Everybody loves Jayne. 378 00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:05,497 Just a little further away. 379 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,065 She gets a little claustrophobic. 380 00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:09,467 - Daddy, people come to look at it. 381 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:10,568 - Look from over there. 382 00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:11,736 - No, but then you need 383 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,271 to put cones around her or something. 384 00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:15,040 - Hey, y'all, this is a beautiful car. 385 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,641 You mind if I get y'all's picture with it? 386 00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,176 - No, sure. 387 00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,612 Now, don't get too close to it. - Really? 388 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:23,214 - One, two, three. [camera shutter clicks] 389 00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,683 Beautiful, guys. Thank y'all so much. 390 00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:26,251 - Thank you so much. Thank you. - Thank you. 391 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,053 - Savannah, I mean, just imagine me 392 00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:29,487 as the grand marshal of the parade. 393 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:31,189 - So basically you just want to win 394 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:33,291 so you can go through town and do the wave. 395 00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:34,959 - You know, kind of like when you're the pageant winner, 396 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,761 I always wanted to be the pageant winner. 397 00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:38,330 - Well, you weren't. 398 00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:40,332 - I know, because they didn't have pageants for guys 399 00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:41,933 'cause I would have definitely won. 400 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,568 - Oh, my gosh. 401 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,509 [bright classical music] 402 00:14:51,143 --> 00:14:52,178 - I'm telling you right now, 403 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,880 today has been one of those days. 404 00:14:54,914 --> 00:14:58,451 I mean, there's very little satisfaction 405 00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:01,754 that I get these days other than driving Jayne. 406 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:04,123 [bowl clanging] 407 00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,858 Is something wrong with you? 408 00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,794 [bowl clanging] 409 00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:12,798 I ain't seen you that sad since I told you no. 410 00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:15,134 What's wrong? 411 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,737 Julie, I've been married to you for 163 years. 412 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,372 I know when something's wrong. 413 00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,908 - You hurt my dad's feelings. 414 00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:25,044 You end up taking Savannah to the car show? 415 00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:27,413 - Oh, my God, did she tell you about that? 416 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:28,948 - Savannah didn't tell me anything. 417 00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:30,716 My dad saw it on social media. 418 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,084 - This is a beautiful car. 419 00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:33,386 Do you mind if I get y'all's picture with it? 420 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:34,620 - No, sure. 421 00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:37,056 - One, two, three. [camera shutter clicks] 422 00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,324 - Okay, and who taught him 423 00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:40,292 how to get on social media at 71? 424 00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:42,662 - Why don't you go take a look at what's in that chair? 425 00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:46,098 - Harvey's coat? 426 00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:48,300 - You hurt his feelings so bad, he actually brought it back. 427 00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:51,537 It was obvious you don't want him to be a part of it. 428 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,973 - I never meant to hurt his feelings. 429 00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:55,508 - Well, it did. 430 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:59,078 I thought you and my dad would have this bonding experience, 431 00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:01,180 but, no. - Julie, honey, I get that. 432 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,482 All he wants to do is talk about gearhead stuff, 433 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:04,850 and, I mean, I just want to drive around 434 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:08,020 looking like, you know, Malibu Ken. 435 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:11,023 I will apologize to your Daddy, and I will make things right, 436 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,526 and I will do whatever it is that I need to do, 437 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,262 other than call my car Bill. 438 00:16:16,295 --> 00:16:17,863 - Well, thank you. 439 00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:26,272 * * 440 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,175 - Just take your time. 441 00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:33,179 - Aw. - Oh, here, try again. 442 00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,047 There you go! Good swing. 443 00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:38,951 ,- One, two, three, four, five, six--six. 444 00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:41,187 - Oh, you got six. 445 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,055 - Like that, straight through it. 446 00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:45,157 * * 447 00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:47,059 Dude, I cannot believe this. 448 00:16:47,059 --> 00:16:49,061 - What? - Four kids. 449 00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:50,329 I just don't get it-- I mean, dude, 450 00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,732 I called everybody that Jay told me to call. 451 00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,300 You went and passed out all the flyers. 452 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,668 - Yeah, I did. 453 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,303 - I was just hoping to, like, at least break even 454 00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,238 on this whole situation, 'cause I still have to pay 455 00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:00,473 for, like, the time on the course. 456 00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,241 I still have to pay for the pro. 457 00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:03,876 Like, I don't know what to do. 458 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,480 My dad is going to dog me out. 459 00:17:07,513 --> 00:17:09,615 - Chase, it's not about him. 460 00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,018 It's about proving something to yourself. 461 00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:15,821 - I get that, Nanny, but it's always about him. 462 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:18,758 This back arm is gonna bend like this, look. 463 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,760 Like that. 464 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,162 Like that, and then when you come down, 465 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:25,164 straight through it-- there you go. 466 00:17:25,197 --> 00:17:27,600 - I can't wait for my turn. 467 00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:31,604 - Oh, great, here it comes. 468 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:34,840 All right, you guys go over there with Ryan, okay? 469 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,609 - Okay. - Thank you. 470 00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:38,277 - Hello. - Hello. 471 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,680 Did you come to bust my balls? 472 00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:44,617 - No, I've gotten plenty of opportunity to do that. 473 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,186 So how many kids did you have show up today? 474 00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:48,321 - Four. 475 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,789 - You're not happy with your turnout? 476 00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:53,059 - I wanted it to be lined out, but it was not, so... 477 00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:54,794 - Well, listen, you got to start somewhere. 478 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,495 If you started up there, 479 00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:59,165 then you'd miss all of the stuff down here. 480 00:17:59,198 --> 00:18:02,034 - The pyramids weren't built overnight--that took some time. 481 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,336 - Son, I'm proud of you. 482 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,171 I mean, you know, you set all this up. 483 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,539 You coordinated with the club. 484 00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,641 You really followed through on this. 485 00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:10,009 You've done good today. 486 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,610 - And this is just a launching pad, 487 00:18:11,644 --> 00:18:13,813 'cause eventually we'll be back out here doing it again. 488 00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:15,448 That's the whole point of all this. 489 00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:16,649 - Well, son, listen, 490 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,451 if real estate's not your thing, that's okay, 491 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,086 because if you follow your passion, 492 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,754 then you'll never work a day in your life. 493 00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,055 - I get that. 494 00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,024 - I'm really pleased that Chase has come up 495 00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:26,158 with a business idea 496 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,160 around something he actually cares about. 497 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,097 - If he's passionate about it, he'll probably stick with it. 498 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,665 - Honey, I knew he had it in him, 499 00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:35,434 but I'm sure that me lighting a fire under his ass 500 00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:36,869 had something to do with it as well. 501 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,204 - [chuckles awkwardly] 502 00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:39,672 - Look how much I've learned. 503 00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:43,442 - Watch out, watch out, watch out. 504 00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:46,112 Can you please not maim any of these kids? 505 00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:47,546 - Where did you get that outfit? 506 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:50,216 - I bought it special for this day. 507 00:18:58,124 --> 00:19:00,693 [upbeat music] 508 00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:02,828 * * 509 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,064 - Hey, Pops. - Hey, son. How are you? 510 00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:07,166 - I'm all right. - Doesn't she look good today? 511 00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:09,702 - Yeah, he does. 512 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:12,038 - So what you been up to? - Not as much as you have. 513 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:14,306 But I'm good. - I have been busy. 514 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,343 - Yes, sir, I saw that on social media. 515 00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,145 - [sighs] 516 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,547 Pop, I could have handled that differently. 517 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,449 - Well, at least we agree on that, son. 518 00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,284 - I mean, I wasn't trying to do that 519 00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:27,620 to disrespect the time that we've been spending together 520 00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,355 because, I mean, I've actually enjoyed that. 521 00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:32,024 I mean, you know, certain parts of that I've enjoyed. 522 00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:35,428 - I thought you called me over here to apologize. 523 00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,296 - I mean, I do apologize. 524 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,799 I'm sorry that I went behind your back. 525 00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:41,801 - I thought I made it perfectly clear 526 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,936 that I wanted to go to the car show with you. 527 00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:46,806 - I just wanted some distance, some space to myself, 528 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:49,442 and for that, I apologize. 529 00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:50,810 - Fair enough, son. 530 00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:53,312 We're good. Yeah, I'm good. I accept your apology. 531 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:55,948 - We're good? - We are good. Yes, we are. 532 00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:58,484 - Well, on that note, you left something behind 533 00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,586 that I want to make sure you get back. 534 00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:04,824 You can't be a member of a car club 535 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:05,958 without your jacket. 536 00:20:05,992 --> 00:20:07,193 - And I will take it 537 00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:08,761 after all we've gone through. 538 00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:10,896 And I'm gonna wear it proudly, yes. 539 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,898 - I've got some parts here 540 00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:15,334 that I want you to help me with. 541 00:20:15,368 --> 00:20:16,836 - I would love to. - You know, be careful 542 00:20:16,869 --> 00:20:18,337 'cause we're gonna start bonding again. 543 00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:19,805 I'm willing to give it a shot if you are. 544 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,173 - I am. 545 00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:23,709 You don't suppose we could go for a ride, do you? 546 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,644 - You know what? 547 00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:28,047 I think that's a good idea. - Let's go. 548 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,782 - I'm gonna let you drive. - Get out of here! 549 00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:31,417 I almost hugged you. 550 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:33,085 - It's important for me 551 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,721 to always be in harmony with Julie's parents. 552 00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:38,491 I want to make life easier. I want us all to get along. 553 00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,693 - So does that mean you're gonna do the car club 554 00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:42,161 with my dad? 555 00:20:42,194 --> 00:20:44,497 - Honey, I think that the best way for Harvey to be happy 556 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,465 is to find some friends of his own, 557 00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:47,867 and that is something 558 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,702 that I'm more than willing to help facilitate. 559 00:20:49,735 --> 00:20:50,736 - I'm sure. 560 00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,707 [engine turning over, revving] 561 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,075 - You hear her? 562 00:20:56,108 --> 00:20:58,177 - Oh, I hear him, son. 563 00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,311 I hear him. 564 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,913 Let's run, let's run. 565 00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:03,482 - Look at that-- saying welcome home, Jayne. 566 00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:04,650 Welcome home. - [laughs] 567 00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:06,719 [tires squeal] - Slow down a little bit. 568 00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:07,853 - [laughs] 569 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:10,523 - Harvey. Okay, that's good. 570 00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:12,825 - Yes! 571 00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:15,094 - Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best"... 572 00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:16,696 - I have deadlines for my cookbook 573 00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,064 that have to be met. 574 00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:20,232 - Mama, you're burning some [bleep] up in here. 575 00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:21,767 Look, you got it in my oven! 576 00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:23,235 - [gasps] 577 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:25,137 - Todd, there's some giant trolls 578 00:21:25,171 --> 00:21:27,707 that don't live far from here in the woods. 579 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,076 And, you know, I can show you some. 580 00:21:30,076 --> 00:21:31,844 - We're lost. - We're not lost. 581 00:21:31,877 --> 00:21:32,278 We'll get there.