[bright music]
- What, are y'all over here eating bubblegum
like it's candy? [bubble pops]
I'm just trying to film my videos for Sassy. Hold on.
All right, y'all, so I created this look today
with everything Sassy--
[bubbles pop]
- Stop with all that. We're trying to do a video.
[loud chewing, bubble pops]
- What are y'all doing? - They're just so rude.
- Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble.
[bubble pops]
- Don't y'all have something better to do?
- Really.
- Over there sounding like it's Saturday night at a whorehouse.
- Mm-mm. [chuckles]
- Can y'all please go find somewhere else to do that?
- Chase, you ready to go to the movies?
- Yeah.
- What the hell do you have on?
- A T-shirt. - What does it say?
"Wanted: Rich elderly man in poor health"...
- [laughing] - "For long term"--
Mama, go take that shirt off.
- I'm looking for an elderly man in poor health.
- Why, so you can take care of him?
- Well, not for long.
- [laughs] See, look, I got it from somebody.
[laughter]
[bright classical music]
* *
- I'm so glad we moved here, but I do miss my buddies.
- Come on, I got to get you out the house,
'cause Mama said-- now, with all due respect--
you drive her crazy.
[engine rumbling] Sounds like Todd's home.
[rumbling stops]
- Shut up.
[rockabilly music]
You got to be kidding me-- a '60 Corvette.
Son, you know some of the best memories
I have in my life start with the '60 Cor--
You didn't know that. Good Lord.
- What did you do in '60 that made it so special?
- Ah, I can't tell you, son.
- It was before you was a preacher?
- Oh, yeah, way before.
It's got a four-speed. That's an option in this car.
- Well, I wouldn't know those kind of things.
I bought it because I look good in it.
- [chuckles] Well, it is an amazing car.
- You know, Harvey and I have sometimes butted heads
in the past.
Every man loves the opportunity
to kick his father-in-law's ass.
- And every father-in-law loves an opportunity
to bring his son-in-law down a notch.
I love you, but one alpha male, put two together--
- It doesn't work. - Not gonna work.
- Doesn't work.
- But this car is the perfect opportunity
for you two to bond.
- Julie, honey, bonding leads to friendship.
And I'm all booked up with my three besties--
me, myself, and I.
- [chuckles]
- This is Jayne Mansfield.
- No, there's no girl about that, son.
I love girls, but that's not a girl.
- Julie, isn't she beautiful?
- Beautiful. - She's sexy.
And what boy do you know
that's got headlights like this?
- [laughing]
- You don't suppose we could go for a ride, do you?
- I mean, you know, not right now.
I mean, you know, kind of when the new wears off for me.
- What are you using to clean and buff this baby with?
I'm gonna run home.
I'm gonna go get a chamois cloth,
and I'm gonna clean him up the way he ought to be cleaned.
- She's not treated that way. - Bye, son, love you.
- I don't want him-- - What does it matter?
I bet he would love it
if you took him for a ride in this car.
- Julie, how did I become Harvey's babysitter?
- I mean, I can take him for a ride in it.
- What, you're talking about you drive her?
- Yeah.
- Go get your daddy.
Tell him I'll take him on a ride tomorrow.
- [laughs]
* *
Hey, son. - I didn't do anything.
- [chuckles] I'm fully aware.
- Take in this backyard--
the beautiful water, the beautiful hot tub.
- I actually paid for it.
So you got a letter today.
"Dear Mr. Chase Chrisley,
"This letter's to inform you that you can now register
"to take portion two of the real estate exam.
"Our records show you have successfully passed
the first portion of your exam."
- I did it.
We got to go get me a present...
or something.
- Son, what is your plan to complete the other 50%?
- Study, perhaps a tutor, courtesy of you,
then I'll take it.
- Son, this procrastination that you do, it's not okay.
I mean, get these things out of the way
so that you can go out here
and live a beautiful, successful life.
- Okay, I mean, I have a lot of ideas.
I know, like, certain things that I want to do.
- Okay, I'm waiting to see them,
because, I mean, let's remember,
you know, you and Elliott tried to do
this whole kombucha thing.
- Try it. - Try it.
- [slurps]
Mm-mm.
And who can forget your penis candles?
- It's a cactus candle.
- [laughs]
And let's talk about all of these half-assed schemes
that you and your Nanny Faye has jumped into.
- "Home moonshine kit." - Yeah.
- You cannot have chickens in this neighborhood.
- I can make a lot of money selling their eggs.
- Aah!
- We want to try to go in the truffle business.
Come on, Mushy, let's us go make millions.
[pig snorts]
- If anybody messed that up, it's Nanny, not me.
- Then... - Yes, I need to--
- Select better business partners.
- Dad is always giving me a hard time.
- Yeah, he calls it motivation.
I mean, Dad is definitely hard on us,
but when he sees you focused on something,
like I am with Sassy, then he'll calm down.
- Has he calmed down on you?
- Eh.
- Listen to me.
You got to stop dragging things on.
Let's move on to the next venture.
And why are you still getting mail here?
- Well, I only send things here that need to be paid.
- "That need to be paid"? - Yeah.
- Yeah, okay, by you.
* *
- Oh, son, if the guys could see me now.
This car takes me back to high school.
My first girlfriend-- her daddy didn't like me.
- I can't imagine why. - Yeah, I can't imagine why.
When you just ride around here at 1,700, 1,800, 2,000 RPM,
can you feel it coming up, feel it through your butt?
[engine revving]
Listen at that sound of this motor.
It's like an orchestra under that hood.
- I can't hear it because of you talking so much.
- You know what, son?
I've noticed here you're having some issues with your hearing.
It happens when you get older.
- Harvey never shuts up.
- Now, what is this? Where are we now?
How's the gas situation? - [exhales sharply]
- I know that my dad's a talker,
but how bad can it be?
- You owe me. You won't never be able to get it paid,
but you can start tonight. - [chuckles]
- You've been a wonderful chauffeur, son.
But when I can chauffeur?
You give me directions. Let me drive.
What do you say? Let's just switch.
Come on, son.
- No. She's only used to me.
You know, when I agreed to hang out with Julie's dad,
it was never an option for Harvey to drive Jayne.
- Todd, he's just trying to connect with you.
Just make him happy and let him do some driving.
- He is driving. He's driving me crazy.
- Short drive.
[engine revving] - Wow, listen to this motor.
- She's something else. - Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
- She. - Yes, he is.
- You got to stop referring to my girl as a he.
- This, to me, looks like a Bill.
- It's Jayne. She's a Jayne. - Nope, no, it's not Jayne.
- This car has curves.
- I don't see curves. I see muscle.
- Well, listen, it's 2022.
[cheerful music]
* *
- Ever since I got my hole in one,
I swear I've been a totally new golfer.
And, Dylan, look at that,
you're hitting it just as far as your dad is.
- He's gotten a lot better, man.
- I would get a club out, but, you know...
- You're already on the green. - I'm on the green, so...
- Everybody gets lucky every once in a while, man.
- All right, Dylan, you're up. That green's fast, though.
So put the ball a little bit further
in the back of your stance-- here, let me see your club.
Kind of like this. - Yeah.
- And then just finish high, all right?
* *
There you go. - Wow! Wow.
- Look at you, you're up on the green.
That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, come on, man.
- You're putting.
- Dude, have you ever thought about working with kids,
giving some golf instructions?
- I don't know about teaching,
but I definitely would love to do something with golf
'cause, obviously, I love golf.
Honestly, I'm kind of surprised
that I haven't already launched something
that has to do with golf or, like, a golf brand,
because I do love golf and I'm passionate about it.
- I think it's honestly quite boring.
You just watch a ball go into a hole.
But there are some cute outfits.
- Just go right here, okay? - Okay.
- Whoo! [chuckles] - Good job, buddy.
- Pretty good read, man.
I mean, you actually look like you know what you're doing.
- I mean, you spend hours and hours and hours failing,
eventually you'll get it.
- Boy, you make a good point, young man.
I've seen you play some really bad golf.
- Yeah, I mean, I do have a hole in one, though. Do you?
- No, but I don't have as much time to play golf.
I work for a living. - [laughs]
[stately music]
- Todd, I'm in love with that Corvette.
- My car is amazing.
- That car absolutely made me feel
like I was a teenager again.
It was an opportunity for your daddy and I,
I think, to bond a little bit.
- Oh, love it. Y'all bonded.
- All I know is I was moved,
and I'm so appreciative of the car
that I've got something for you.
- I love a gift.
- And this is gonna be one specially for you,
and see what you think.
- Well, thank you.
- And I have something as well.
Trust me, you're gonna love it.
- I got to see this. - Let me see.
That was very nice of you, Daddy.
- This is Todd's Classic Car Club.
We're gonna form a car club.
What do you think? - I love it. I do.
I hate it.
* *
- That's great.
- I mean, look at that. You got your names on it.
- Yeah, I think that was really sweet of you, Daddy.
That was a nice gesture. - I have another gesture.
They're having a car show this weekend,
and I'd really like for us to go.
We gonna go?
- Harvey, you know I would go,
but, I mean, I'm busy this weekend.
Maybe the next time. - I understand.
If you're busy, you're just busy.
- I don't know why you're making excuses
not to do this with my dad.
This is the most excited that I've seen my dad
since moving to Nashville.
- Honey, when I finish the new house,
then I'm happy to play car club with your dad.
- Todd, the house won't be finished for months.
- Exactly.
* *
- Son, will you get a photo for us?
- Yeah. - Come on, Todd.
Let's pose for him. You ready?
- You guys should go back-to-back.
There you go.
This looks like a commercial for erectile dysfunction.
[laughter]
- Todd, is he talking to you? - He ain't talking to me.
[laughter continues]
* *
- Thanks for driving me, Nanny.
My entire life I've had terrible vision.
Getting the Lasik done was the best thing I've ever done.
- Look at you now. You're so beautiful.
Poor little papa was so worried when you had those glasses.
He said, "Poor little thing, he's just blind and dumb."
But you know, now, if he was here,
he'd see that you're not blind anymore.
- But what about the dumb part?
- Well, hell, ain't nothing nobody can do about that.
- [clicks tongue] Thanks, Nanny.
- [laughs]
- You sound like Dad-- always busting my balls.
He said that I don't follow through with anything.
But the other day,
I was playing golf with Jay and Dylan, right?
And I just showed Dylan something
that someone had taught me,
and Jay said, "Well, maybe you should, like,
look into, like, teaching some stuff."
And it did get me thinking
about what I could do in the future
that has to do with golf.
I have pros that I know,
and I could get one of them to come in, put on a clinic,
and teach these kids how to play golf,
and that's a good way to get my foot in the door.
- Listen, you can make money, money, money off of that.
- There's a lot of money in golf.
- Mm-hmm.
Chase, when you get to have an empire,
I hope you'll bring me with you.
- Nope, I'm not doing it, Nanny.
- I've been riding with you all this time.
- No, I rode with you, and you left me.
- You get out and hit the bricks.
Get out and hit the bricks, I said.
- Where am I supposed to go? - I don't care where you go.
- Am I supposed to walk all the way back?
- Yeah, 'cause you ain't riding with me.
- God almighty.
- Oh, whatever.
- Hey, Chase. How are you doing?
- How you doing, man? - Nice to see you again.
So let's check your vision, Chase?
- And back in the day,
you know how we checked your vision?
Your fingers. How many have I got?
- She still does that when she drinks too much.
- No, I ain't worried about it. I can still see.
- [chuckles]
[rockabilly music]
* *
[engines revving, tires squealing]
- Oh. - I love that.
- I know. - I mean, that is a classic.
- See that Lotus right-- - That's a cool car.
- Yeah, okay, well, that right there
was just not even in my realm of possibility
when I was growing up.
Shut up. - Ow!
- Shut up. - What?
- That is a Nissan 300ZX
I had a Nissan 300ZX.
When I got home from school, I would wash it
before I went uptown 'cause I wouldn't go through
the drive-through at Hardee's with my car not being clean.
Oh, my God, it was the greatest time.
- Oh.
- I would tell you other stories
that involved that car... - Let's not and say we did.
- But I'm not because it's just inappropriate.
- This is fun and all,
and I appreciate you wanting to bring me,
but Papa's the one that's crazy for old cars.
You really should've brought him.
- If Harvey were to show up over here,
he would talk nonstop about the car,
and it's my car.
- But why are you here?
Like, this isn't really your thing.
- Do you understand that they have a parade,
and whoever's car wins Best in Show
gets to be the grand marshal.
So they love her.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Everybody loves Jayne.
Just a little further away.
She gets a little claustrophobic.
- Daddy, people come to look at it.
- Look from over there.
- No, but then you need
to put cones around her or something.
- Hey, y'all, this is a beautiful car.
You mind if I get y'all's picture with it?
- No, sure.
Now, don't get too close to it. - Really?
- One, two, three. [camera shutter clicks]
Beautiful, guys. Thank y'all so much.
- Thank you so much. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Savannah, I mean, just imagine me
as the grand marshal of the parade.
- So basically you just want to win
so you can go through town and do the wave.
- You know, kind of like when you're the pageant winner,
I always wanted to be the pageant winner.
- Well, you weren't.
- I know, because they didn't have pageants for guys
'cause I would have definitely won.
- Oh, my gosh.
[bright classical music]
- I'm telling you right now,
today has been one of those days.
I mean, there's very little satisfaction
that I get these days other than driving Jayne.
[bowl clanging]
Is something wrong with you?
[bowl clanging]
I ain't seen you that sad since I told you no.
What's wrong?
Julie, I've been married to you for 163 years.
I know when something's wrong.
- You hurt my dad's feelings.
You end up taking Savannah to the car show?
- Oh, my God, did she tell you about that?
- Savannah didn't tell me anything.
My dad saw it on social media.
- This is a beautiful car.
Do you mind if I get y'all's picture with it?
- No, sure.
- One, two, three. [camera shutter clicks]
- Okay, and who taught him
how to get on social media at 71?
- Why don't you go take a look at what's in that chair?
- Harvey's coat?
- You hurt his feelings so bad, he actually brought it back.
It was obvious you don't want him to be a part of it.
- I never meant to hurt his feelings.
- Well, it did.
I thought you and my dad would have this bonding experience,
but, no. - Julie, honey, I get that.
All he wants to do is talk about gearhead stuff,
and, I mean, I just want to drive around
looking like, you know, Malibu Ken.
I will apologize to your Daddy, and I will make things right,
and I will do whatever it is that I need to do,
other than call my car Bill.
- Well, thank you.
* *
- Just take your time.
- Aw. - Oh, here, try again.
There you go! Good swing.
,- One, two, three, four, five, six--six.
- Oh, you got six.
- Like that, straight through it.
* *
Dude, I cannot believe this.
- What? - Four kids.
I just don't get it-- I mean, dude,
I called everybody that Jay told me to call.
You went and passed out all the flyers.
- Yeah, I did.
- I was just hoping to, like, at least break even
on this whole situation, 'cause I still have to pay
for, like, the time on the course.
I still have to pay for the pro.
Like, I don't know what to do.
My dad is going to dog me out.
- Chase, it's not about him.
It's about proving something to yourself.
- I get that, Nanny, but it's always about him.
This back arm is gonna bend like this, look.
Like that.
Like that, and then when you come down,
straight through it-- there you go.
- I can't wait for my turn.
- Oh, great, here it comes.
All right, you guys go over there with Ryan, okay?
- Okay. - Thank you.
- Hello. - Hello.
Did you come to bust my balls?
- No, I've gotten plenty of opportunity to do that.
So how many kids did you have show up today?
- Four.
- You're not happy with your turnout?
- I wanted it to be lined out, but it was not, so...
- Well, listen, you got to start somewhere.
If you started up there,
then you'd miss all of the stuff down here.
- The pyramids weren't built overnight--that took some time.
- Son, I'm proud of you.
I mean, you know, you set all this up.
You coordinated with the club.
You really followed through on this.
You've done good today.
- And this is just a launching pad,
'cause eventually we'll be back out here doing it again.
That's the whole point of all this.
- Well, son, listen,
if real estate's not your thing, that's okay,
because if you follow your passion,
then you'll never work a day in your life.
- I get that.
- I'm really pleased that Chase has come up
with a business idea
around something he actually cares about.
- If he's passionate about it, he'll probably stick with it.
- Honey, I knew he had it in him,
but I'm sure that me lighting a fire under his ass
had something to do with it as well.
- [chuckles awkwardly]
- Look how much I've learned.
- Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Can you please not maim any of these kids?
- Where did you get that outfit?
- I bought it special for this day.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hey, Pops. - Hey, son. How are you?
- I'm all right. - Doesn't she look good today?
- Yeah, he does.
- So what you been up to? - Not as much as you have.
But I'm good. - I have been busy.
- Yes, sir, I saw that on social media.
- [sighs]
Pop, I could have handled that differently.
- Well, at least we agree on that, son.
- I mean, I wasn't trying to do that
to disrespect the time that we've been spending together
because, I mean, I've actually enjoyed that.
I mean, you know, certain parts of that I've enjoyed.
- I thought you called me over here to apologize.
- I mean, I do apologize.
I'm sorry that I went behind your back.
- I thought I made it perfectly clear
that I wanted to go to the car show with you.
- I just wanted some distance, some space to myself,
and for that, I apologize.
- Fair enough, son.
We're good. Yeah, I'm good. I accept your apology.
- We're good? - We are good. Yes, we are.
- Well, on that note, you left something behind
that I want to make sure you get back.
You can't be a member of a car club
without your jacket.
- And I will take it
after all we've gone through.
And I'm gonna wear it proudly, yes.
- I've got some parts here
that I want you to help me with.
- I would love to. - You know, be careful
'cause we're gonna start bonding again.
I'm willing to give it a shot if you are.
- I am.
You don't suppose we could go for a ride, do you?
- You know what?
I think that's a good idea. - Let's go.
- I'm gonna let you drive. - Get out of here!
I almost hugged you.
- It's important for me
to always be in harmony with Julie's parents.
I want to make life easier. I want us all to get along.
- So does that mean you're gonna do the car club
with my dad?
- Honey, I think that the best way for Harvey to be happy
is to find some friends of his own,
and that is something
that I'm more than willing to help facilitate.
- I'm sure.
[engine turning over, revving]
- You hear her?
- Oh, I hear him, son.
I hear him.
Let's run, let's run.
- Look at that-- saying welcome home, Jayne.
Welcome home. - [laughs]
[tires squeal] - Slow down a little bit.
- [laughs]
- Harvey. Okay, that's good.
- Yes!
- Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best"...
- I have deadlines for my cookbook
that have to be met.
- Mama, you're burning some [bleep] up in here.
Look, you got it in my oven!
- [gasps]
- Todd, there's some giant trolls
that don't live far from here in the woods.
And, you know, I can show you some.
- We're lost. - We're not lost.
We'll get there.