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[bright music]
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- What, are y'all over here
eating bubblegum
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like it's candy?
[bubble pops]
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I'm just trying to film
my videos for Sassy. Hold on.
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All right, y'all,
so I created this look today
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with everything Sassy--
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[bubbles pop]
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- Stop with all that.
We're trying to do a video.
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[loud chewing, bubble pops]
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- What are y'all doing?
- They're just so rude.
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- Let's see who can blow
a bigger bubble.
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[bubble pops]
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- Don't y'all have
something better to do?
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- Really.
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- Over there sounding like it's
Saturday night at a whorehouse.
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- Mm-mm.
[chuckles]
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- Can y'all please go find
somewhere else to do that?
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- Chase, you ready to go
to the movies?
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- Yeah.
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- What the hell do you have on?
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- A T-shirt.
- What does it say?
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"Wanted: Rich elderly man
in poor health"...
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- [laughing]
- "For long term"--
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Mama, go take that shirt off.
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- I'm looking for
an elderly man in poor health.
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- Why, so you can take
care of him?
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- Well, not for long.
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- [laughs] See, look,
I got it from somebody.
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[laughter]
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[bright classical music]
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- I'm so glad we moved here,
but I do miss my buddies.
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- Come on, I got to get you
out the house,
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'cause Mama said--
now, with all due respect--
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you drive her crazy.
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[engine rumbling]
Sounds like Todd's home.
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[rumbling stops]
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- Shut up.
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[rockabilly music]
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You got to be kidding me--
a '60 Corvette.
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Son, you know
some of the best memories
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I have in my life start
with the '60 Cor--
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You didn't know that.
Good Lord.
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- What did you do in '60
that made it so special?
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- Ah, I can't tell you, son.
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- It was
before you was a preacher?
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- Oh, yeah, way before.
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It's got a four-speed.
That's an option in this car.
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- Well, I wouldn't know
those kind of things.
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I bought it
because I look good in it.
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- [chuckles]
Well, it is an amazing car.
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- You know, Harvey and I have
sometimes butted heads
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in the past.
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Every man loves the opportunity
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to kick
his father-in-law's ass.
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- And every father-in-law
loves an opportunity
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to bring his son-in-law
down a notch.
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I love you, but one alpha male,
put two together--
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- It doesn't work.
- Not gonna work.
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- Doesn't work.
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- But this car
is the perfect opportunity
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for you two to bond.
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- Julie, honey,
bonding leads to friendship.
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And I'm all booked up
with my three besties--
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me, myself, and I.
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- [chuckles]
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- This is Jayne Mansfield.
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- No, there's no girl
about that, son.
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I love girls,
but that's not a girl.
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- Julie, isn't she beautiful?
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- Beautiful.
- She's sexy.
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And what boy do you know
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that's got headlights
like this?
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- [laughing]
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- You don't suppose we could go
for a ride, do you?
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- I mean, you know,
not right now.
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I mean, you know, kind of
when the new wears off for me.
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- What are you using to clean
and buff this baby with?
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I'm gonna run home.
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I'm gonna go get
a chamois cloth,
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and I'm gonna clean him up
the way he ought to be cleaned.
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- She's not treated that way.
- Bye, son, love you.
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- I don't want him--
- What does it matter?
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I bet he would love it
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if you took him
for a ride in this car.
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- Julie, how did I become
Harvey's babysitter?
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- I mean, I can take him
for a ride in it.
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- What, you're talking
about you drive her?
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- Yeah.
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- Go get your daddy.
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Tell him I'll take him
on a ride tomorrow.
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- [laughs]
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Hey, son.
- I didn't do anything.
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- [chuckles] I'm fully aware.
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- Take in this backyard--
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the beautiful water,
the beautiful hot tub.
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- I actually paid for it.
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So you got a letter today.
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"Dear Mr. Chase Chrisley,
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"This letter's to inform you
that you can now register
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"to take portion two
of the real estate exam.
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"Our records show
you have successfully passed
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the first portion
of your exam."
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- I did it.
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We got to go get me
a present...
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or something.
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- Son, what is your plan
to complete the other 50%?
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- Study, perhaps a tutor,
courtesy of you,
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then I'll take it.
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- Son, this procrastination
that you do, it's not okay.
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I mean, get these things
out of the way
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so that you can go out here
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and live a beautiful,
successful life.
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- Okay, I mean,
I have a lot of ideas.
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I know, like, certain things
that I want to do.
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- Okay,
I'm waiting to see them,
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because, I mean,
let's remember,
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you know,
you and Elliott tried to do
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this whole kombucha thing.
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- Try it.
- Try it.
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- [slurps]
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Mm-mm.
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And who can forget
your penis candles?
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- It's a cactus candle.
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- [laughs]
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And let's talk about all
of these half-assed schemes
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that you and your Nanny Faye
has jumped into.
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- "Home moonshine kit."
- Yeah.
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- You cannot have chickens
in this neighborhood.
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- I can make a lot of money
selling their eggs.
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- Aah!
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- We want to try to go
in the truffle business.
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Come on, Mushy,
let's us go make millions.
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[pig snorts]
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- If anybody messed that up,
it's Nanny, not me.
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- Then...
- Yes, I need to--
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- Select
better business partners.
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- Dad is always giving me
a hard time.
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- Yeah, he calls it motivation.
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I mean, Dad is
definitely hard on us,
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but when he sees you focused
on something,
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like I am with Sassy,
then he'll calm down.
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- Has he calmed down on you?
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- Eh.
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- Listen to me.
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You got to stop
dragging things on.
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Let's move on
to the next venture.
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And why are you still
getting mail here?
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- Well, I only send things here
that need to be paid.
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- "That need to be paid"?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, okay, by you.
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- Oh, son,
if the guys could see me now.
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This car takes me back
to high school.
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My first girlfriend--
her daddy didn't like me.
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- I can't imagine why.
- Yeah, I can't imagine why.
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When you just ride around here
at 1,700, 1,800, 2,000 RPM,
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can you feel it coming up,
feel it through your butt?
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[engine revving]
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Listen at that sound
of this motor.
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It's like an orchestra
under that hood.
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- I can't hear it
because of you talking so much.
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- You know what, son?
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I've noticed here you're having
some issues with your hearing.
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It happens when you get older.
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- Harvey never shuts up.
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- Now, what is this?
Where are we now?
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How's the gas situation?
- [exhales sharply]
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- I know
that my dad's a talker,
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but how bad can it be?
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- You owe me. You won't never
be able to get it paid,
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but you can start tonight.
- [chuckles]
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- You've been
a wonderful chauffeur, son.
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But when I can chauffeur?
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You give me directions.
Let me drive.
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What do you say?
Let's just switch.
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Come on, son.
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- No. She's only used to me.
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You know, when I agreed
to hang out with Julie's dad,
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it was never an option
for Harvey to drive Jayne.
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- Todd, he's just trying
to connect with you.
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Just make him happy
and let him do some driving.
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- He is driving.
He's driving me crazy.
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- Short drive.
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[engine revving]
- Wow, listen to this motor.
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- She's something else.
- Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
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- She.
- Yes, he is.
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- You got to stop referring
to my girl as a he.
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- This, to me,
looks like a Bill.
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- It's Jayne. She's a Jayne.
- Nope, no, it's not Jayne.
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- This car has curves.
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- I don't see curves.
I see muscle.
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- Well, listen, it's 2022.
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[cheerful music]
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- Ever since
I got my hole in one,
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I swear I've been
a totally new golfer.
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And, Dylan, look at that,
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you're hitting it
just as far as your dad is.
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- He's gotten
a lot better, man.
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- I would get a club out,
but, you know...
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- You're already on the green.
- I'm on the green, so...
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- Everybody gets lucky
every once in a while, man.
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- All right, Dylan, you're up.
That green's fast, though.
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So put the ball
a little bit further
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in the back of your stance--
here, let me see your club.
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Kind of like this.
- Yeah.
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- And then just finish high,
all right?
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There you go.
- Wow! Wow.
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- Look at you,
you're up on the green.
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That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah, come on, man.
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- You're putting.
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- Dude, have you ever thought
about working with kids,
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giving some golf instructions?
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- I don't know about teaching,
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but I definitely would love
to do something with golf
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'cause, obviously, I love golf.
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Honestly,
I'm kind of surprised
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that I haven't already
launched something
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that has to do with golf
or, like, a golf brand,
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because I do love golf
and I'm passionate about it.
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- I think it's honestly
quite boring.
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You just watch a ball
go into a hole.
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But there are
some cute outfits.
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- Just go right here, okay?
- Okay.
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- Whoo! [chuckles]
- Good job, buddy.
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- Pretty good read, man.
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I mean, you actually look like
you know what you're doing.
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- I mean, you spend hours
and hours and hours failing,
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eventually you'll get it.
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- Boy, you make a good point,
young man.
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I've seen you play
some really bad golf.
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- Yeah, I mean, I do have
a hole in one, though. Do you?
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- No, but I don't have
as much time to play golf.
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I work for a living.
- [laughs]
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[stately music]
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- Todd, I'm in love
with that Corvette.
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- My car is amazing.
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- That car absolutely
made me feel
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like I was a teenager again.
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It was an opportunity
for your daddy and I,
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I think, to bond a little bit.
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- Oh, love it.
Y'all bonded.
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- All I know is I was moved,
247
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,560
and I'm so appreciative
of the car
248
00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:37,062
that I've got
something for you.
249
00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:38,330
- I love a gift.
250
00:09:38,363 --> 00:09:40,532
- And this is gonna be one
specially for you,
251
00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:41,833
and see what you think.
252
00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:42,867
- Well, thank you.
253
00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,569
- And I have something
as well.
254
00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:47,038
Trust me,
you're gonna love it.
255
00:09:47,038 --> 00:09:48,907
- I got to see this.
- Let me see.
256
00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,176
That was very nice
of you, Daddy.
257
00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,546
- This is
Todd's Classic Car Club.
258
00:09:54,579 --> 00:09:57,582
We're gonna form a car club.
259
00:09:57,615 --> 00:10:00,585
What do you think?
- I love it. I do.
260
00:10:00,618 --> 00:10:01,853
I hate it.
261
00:10:01,886 --> 00:10:04,356
* *
262
00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,924
- That's great.
263
00:10:05,957 --> 00:10:07,759
- I mean, look at that.
You got your names on it.
264
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,662
- Yeah, I think that was
really sweet of you, Daddy.
265
00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:13,164
That was a nice gesture.
- I have another gesture.
266
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,899
They're having a car show
this weekend,
267
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,768
and I'd really like
for us to go.
268
00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:18,336
We gonna go?
269
00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,504
- Harvey, you know I would go,
270
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,106
but, I mean,
I'm busy this weekend.
271
00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:22,941
Maybe the next time.
- I understand.
272
00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:24,776
If you're busy,
you're just busy.
273
00:10:25,944 --> 00:10:27,979
- I don't know
why you're making excuses
274
00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:29,381
not to do this with my dad.
275
00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,883
This is the most excited
that I've seen my dad
276
00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:33,318
since moving to Nashville.
277
00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:35,086
- Honey,
when I finish the new house,
278
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,789
then I'm happy to play car club
with your dad.
279
00:10:37,822 --> 00:10:39,958
- Todd, the house
won't be finished for months.
280
00:10:39,991 --> 00:10:41,026
- Exactly.
281
00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:42,627
* *
282
00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:44,162
- Son, will you get
a photo for us?
283
00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:45,363
- Yeah.
- Come on, Todd.
284
00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:46,464
Let's pose for him.
You ready?
285
00:10:46,498 --> 00:10:48,199
- You guys should go
back-to-back.
286
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,734
There you go.
287
00:10:49,768 --> 00:10:52,003
This looks like a commercial
for erectile dysfunction.
288
00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:54,239
[laughter]
289
00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:57,342
- Todd, is he talking to you?
- He ain't talking to me.
290
00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,244
[laughter continues]
291
00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:03,448
* *
292
00:11:03,481 --> 00:11:05,216
- Thanks for driving me,
Nanny.
293
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,486
My entire life
I've had terrible vision.
294
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,323
Getting the Lasik done was
the best thing I've ever done.
295
00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:13,558
- Look at you now.
You're so beautiful.
296
00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:17,395
Poor little papa was so worried
when you had those glasses.
297
00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:21,333
He said, "Poor little thing,
he's just blind and dumb."
298
00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:23,735
But you know, now,
if he was here,
299
00:11:23,768 --> 00:11:25,837
he'd see
that you're not blind anymore.
300
00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,205
- But what about the dumb part?
301
00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,974
- Well, hell, ain't nothing
nobody can do about that.
302
00:11:30,075 --> 00:11:31,676
- [clicks tongue]
Thanks, Nanny.
303
00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,111
- [laughs]
304
00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:36,314
- You sound like Dad--
always busting my balls.
305
00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:38,550
He said that I don't
follow through with anything.
306
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:39,818
But the other day,
307
00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:41,686
I was playing golf
with Jay and Dylan, right?
308
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,188
And I just showed Dylan
something
309
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,589
that someone had taught me,
310
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,491
and Jay said,
"Well, maybe you should, like,
311
00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:48,093
look into, like,
teaching some stuff."
312
00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,361
And it did get me thinking
313
00:11:49,394 --> 00:11:51,196
about what I could do
in the future
314
00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,664
that has to do with golf.
315
00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,532
I have pros that I know,
316
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,335
and I could get one of them
to come in, put on a clinic,
317
00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:59,104
and teach these kids
how to play golf,
318
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,872
and that's a good way to get
my foot in the door.
319
00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:03,942
- Listen, you can make money,
money, money off of that.
320
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,410
- There's a lot of money
in golf.
321
00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:06,678
- Mm-hmm.
322
00:12:06,711 --> 00:12:09,314
Chase, when you get
to have an empire,
323
00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:10,915
I hope you'll bring me
with you.
324
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:13,118
- Nope,
I'm not doing it, Nanny.
325
00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:15,453
- I've been riding with you
all this time.
326
00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,356
- No, I rode with you,
and you left me.
327
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:21,059
- You get out
and hit the bricks.
328
00:12:21,092 --> 00:12:23,061
Get out and hit the bricks,
I said.
329
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,430
- Where am I supposed to go?
- I don't care where you go.
330
00:12:25,463 --> 00:12:27,065
- Am I supposed to walk
all the way back?
331
00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:29,367
- Yeah, 'cause
you ain't riding with me.
332
00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,902
- God almighty.
333
00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:33,571
- Oh, whatever.
334
00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:35,073
- Hey, Chase.
How are you doing?
335
00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:37,175
- How you doing, man?
- Nice to see you again.
336
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,844
So let's check
your vision, Chase?
337
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:40,979
- And back in the day,
338
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:43,515
you know how we checked
your vision?
339
00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:45,617
Your fingers.
How many have I got?
340
00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,086
- She still does that
when she drinks too much.
341
00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:50,488
- No, I ain't worried about it.
I can still see.
342
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:51,990
- [chuckles]
343
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,993
[rockabilly music]
344
00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:57,896
* *
345
00:12:57,929 --> 00:13:01,933
[engines revving,
tires squealing]
346
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,368
- Oh.
- I love that.
347
00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:05,937
- I know.
- I mean, that is a classic.
348
00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:07,772
- See that Lotus right--
- That's a cool car.
349
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:09,040
- Yeah, okay, well,
that right there
350
00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:10,775
was just not even in my realm
of possibility
351
00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:12,310
when I was growing up.
352
00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,545
Shut up.
- Ow!
353
00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:15,046
- Shut up.
- What?
354
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,482
- That is a Nissan 300ZX
355
00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,784
I had a Nissan 300ZX.
356
00:13:19,818 --> 00:13:21,453
When I got home from school,
I would wash it
357
00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:23,488
before I went uptown
'cause I wouldn't go through
358
00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:25,357
the drive-through at Hardee's
with my car not being clean.
359
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,092
Oh, my God,
it was the greatest time.
360
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,159
- Oh.
361
00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:29,594
- I would tell you
other stories
362
00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:31,196
that involved that car...
- Let's not and say we did.
363
00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:33,131
- But I'm not because
it's just inappropriate.
364
00:13:33,164 --> 00:13:35,066
- This is fun and all,
365
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,268
and I appreciate you
wanting to bring me,
366
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,804
but Papa's the one
that's crazy for old cars.
367
00:13:39,838 --> 00:13:41,439
You really
should've brought him.
368
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:43,174
- If Harvey were to show up
over here,
369
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,477
he would talk nonstop
about the car,
370
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,078
and it's my car.
371
00:13:47,112 --> 00:13:48,346
- But why are you here?
372
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,081
Like, this isn't really
your thing.
373
00:13:50,081 --> 00:13:53,151
- Do you understand
that they have a parade,
374
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:55,487
and whoever's car wins
Best in Show
375
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,456
gets to be the grand marshal.
376
00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:00,025
So they love her.
377
00:14:00,025 --> 00:14:02,060
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Everybody loves Jayne.
378
00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:05,497
Just a little further away.
379
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,065
She gets
a little claustrophobic.
380
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:09,467
- Daddy,
people come to look at it.
381
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:10,568
- Look from over there.
382
00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:11,736
- No, but then you need
383
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,271
to put cones around her
or something.
384
00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:15,040
- Hey, y'all,
this is a beautiful car.
385
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,641
You mind if I get
y'all's picture with it?
386
00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,176
- No, sure.
387
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,612
Now, don't get too close to it.
- Really?
388
00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:23,214
- One, two, three.
[camera shutter clicks]
389
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,683
Beautiful, guys.
Thank y'all so much.
390
00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:26,251
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- Thank you.
391
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,053
- Savannah, I mean,
just imagine me
392
00:14:28,053 --> 00:14:29,487
as the grand marshal
of the parade.
393
00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:31,189
- So basically
you just want to win
394
00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:33,291
so you can go through town
and do the wave.
395
00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:34,959
- You know, kind of like
when you're the pageant winner,
396
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,761
I always wanted to be
the pageant winner.
397
00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:38,330
- Well, you weren't.
398
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:40,332
- I know, because they didn't
have pageants for guys
399
00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:41,933
'cause I would have
definitely won.
400
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,568
- Oh, my gosh.
401
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,509
[bright classical music]
402
00:14:51,143 --> 00:14:52,178
- I'm telling you right now,
403
00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,880
today has been
one of those days.
404
00:14:54,914 --> 00:14:58,451
I mean, there's
very little satisfaction
405
00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:01,754
that I get these days
other than driving Jayne.
406
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:04,123
[bowl clanging]
407
00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,858
Is something wrong with you?
408
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,794
[bowl clanging]
409
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:12,798
I ain't seen you that sad
since I told you no.
410
00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:15,134
What's wrong?
411
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,737
Julie, I've been married
to you for 163 years.
412
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,372
I know when something's wrong.
413
00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,908
- You hurt my dad's feelings.
414
00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:25,044
You end up taking Savannah
to the car show?
415
00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:27,413
- Oh, my God,
did she tell you about that?
416
00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:28,948
- Savannah
didn't tell me anything.
417
00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:30,716
My dad saw it on social media.
418
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,084
- This is a beautiful car.
419
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:33,386
Do you mind if I get
y'all's picture with it?
420
00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:34,620
- No, sure.
421
00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:37,056
- One, two, three.
[camera shutter clicks]
422
00:15:37,056 --> 00:15:38,324
- Okay, and who taught him
423
00:15:38,357 --> 00:15:40,292
how to get
on social media at 71?
424
00:15:40,326 --> 00:15:42,662
- Why don't you go take a look
at what's in that chair?
425
00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:46,098
- Harvey's coat?
426
00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:48,300
- You hurt his feelings so bad,
he actually brought it back.
427
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:51,537
It was obvious you don't want
him to be a part of it.
428
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,973
- I never meant
to hurt his feelings.
429
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:55,508
- Well, it did.
430
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:59,078
I thought you and my dad would
have this bonding experience,
431
00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:01,180
but, no.
- Julie, honey, I get that.
432
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,482
All he wants to do is talk
about gearhead stuff,
433
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:04,850
and, I mean,
I just want to drive around
434
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:08,020
looking like, you know,
Malibu Ken.
435
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:11,023
I will apologize to your Daddy,
and I will make things right,
436
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,526
and I will do whatever it is
that I need to do,
437
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,262
other than call my car Bill.
438
00:16:16,295 --> 00:16:17,863
- Well, thank you.
439
00:16:19,298 --> 00:16:26,272
* *
440
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,175
- Just take your time.
441
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:33,179
- Aw.
- Oh, here, try again.
442
00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,047
There you go! Good swing.
443
00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:38,951
,- One, two, three, four, five,
six--six.
444
00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:41,187
- Oh, you got six.
445
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,055
- Like that,
straight through it.
446
00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:45,157
* *
447
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:47,059
Dude, I cannot believe this.
448
00:16:47,059 --> 00:16:49,061
- What?
- Four kids.
449
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:50,329
I just don't get it--
I mean, dude,
450
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,732
I called everybody
that Jay told me to call.
451
00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,300
You went and passed out
all the flyers.
452
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,668
- Yeah, I did.
453
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:57,303
- I was just hoping to, like,
at least break even
454
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,238
on this whole situation,
'cause I still have to pay
455
00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:00,473
for, like,
the time on the course.
456
00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,241
I still have to pay
for the pro.
457
00:17:02,274 --> 00:17:03,876
Like, I don't know what to do.
458
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,480
My dad is going to dog me out.
459
00:17:07,513 --> 00:17:09,615
- Chase, it's not about him.
460
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,018
It's about proving something
to yourself.
461
00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:15,821
- I get that, Nanny,
but it's always about him.
462
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:18,758
This back arm
is gonna bend like this, look.
463
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,760
Like that.
464
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,162
Like that,
and then when you come down,
465
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:25,164
straight through it--
there you go.
466
00:17:25,197 --> 00:17:27,600
- I can't wait for my turn.
467
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:31,604
- Oh, great, here it comes.
468
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:34,840
All right, you guys go over
there with Ryan, okay?
469
00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,609
- Okay.
- Thank you.
470
00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:38,277
- Hello.
- Hello.
471
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,680
Did you come to bust my balls?
472
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:44,617
- No, I've gotten plenty
of opportunity to do that.
473
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:47,186
So how many kids
did you have show up today?
474
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:48,321
- Four.
475
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,789
- You're not happy
with your turnout?
476
00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:53,059
- I wanted it to be lined out,
but it was not, so...
477
00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:54,794
- Well, listen,
you got to start somewhere.
478
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,495
If you started up there,
479
00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:59,165
then you'd miss
all of the stuff down here.
480
00:17:59,198 --> 00:18:02,034
- The pyramids weren't built
overnight--that took some time.
481
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,336
- Son, I'm proud of you.
482
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,171
I mean, you know,
you set all this up.
483
00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:06,539
You coordinated with the club.
484
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:08,641
You really followed through
on this.
485
00:18:08,674 --> 00:18:10,009
You've done good today.
486
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,610
- And this is just
a launching pad,
487
00:18:11,644 --> 00:18:13,813
'cause eventually we'll be
back out here doing it again.
488
00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:15,448
That's the whole point
of all this.
489
00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:16,649
- Well, son, listen,
490
00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,451
if real estate's
not your thing, that's okay,
491
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,086
because if you follow
your passion,
492
00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,754
then you'll never work
a day in your life.
493
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,055
- I get that.
494
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,024
- I'm really pleased
that Chase has come up
495
00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:26,158
with a business idea
496
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,160
around something
he actually cares about.
497
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,097
- If he's passionate about it,
he'll probably stick with it.
498
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,665
- Honey,
I knew he had it in him,
499
00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:35,434
but I'm sure that me lighting
a fire under his ass
500
00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:36,869
had something
to do with it as well.
501
00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:38,204
- [chuckles awkwardly]
502
00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:39,672
- Look how much I've learned.
503
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:43,442
- Watch out, watch out,
watch out.
504
00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:46,112
Can you please not maim
any of these kids?
505
00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:47,546
- Where did you get
that outfit?
506
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:50,216
- I bought it special
for this day.
507
00:18:58,124 --> 00:19:00,693
[upbeat music]
508
00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:02,828
* *
509
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,064
- Hey, Pops.
- Hey, son. How are you?
510
00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:07,166
- I'm all right.
- Doesn't she look good today?
511
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:09,702
- Yeah, he does.
512
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:12,038
- So what you been up to?
- Not as much as you have.
513
00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:14,306
But I'm good.
- I have been busy.
514
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,343
- Yes, sir, I saw that
on social media.
515
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,145
- [sighs]
516
00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,547
Pop, I could have handled
that differently.
517
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,449
- Well, at least we agree
on that, son.
518
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,284
- I mean,
I wasn't trying to do that
519
00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:27,620
to disrespect the time that
we've been spending together
520
00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,355
because, I mean,
I've actually enjoyed that.
521
00:19:29,388 --> 00:19:32,024
I mean, you know, certain parts
of that I've enjoyed.
522
00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:35,428
- I thought you called me
over here to apologize.
523
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,296
- I mean, I do apologize.
524
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,799
I'm sorry
that I went behind your back.
525
00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:41,801
- I thought
I made it perfectly clear
526
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,936
that I wanted to go
to the car show with you.
527
00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:46,806
- I just wanted some distance,
some space to myself,
528
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:49,442
and for that, I apologize.
529
00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:50,810
- Fair enough, son.
530
00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:53,312
We're good. Yeah, I'm good.
I accept your apology.
531
00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:55,948
- We're good?
- We are good. Yes, we are.
532
00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:58,484
- Well, on that note,
you left something behind
533
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,586
that I want to make sure
you get back.
534
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:04,824
You can't be a member
of a car club
535
00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:05,958
without your jacket.
536
00:20:05,992 --> 00:20:07,193
- And I will take it
537
00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:08,761
after all we've gone through.
538
00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:10,896
And I'm gonna wear it
proudly, yes.
539
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,898
- I've got some parts here
540
00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:15,334
that I want you
to help me with.
541
00:20:15,368 --> 00:20:16,836
- I would love to.
- You know, be careful
542
00:20:16,869 --> 00:20:18,337
'cause we're gonna
start bonding again.
543
00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:19,805
I'm willing to give it a shot
if you are.
544
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,173
- I am.
545
00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:23,709
You don't suppose we could go
for a ride, do you?
546
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,644
- You know what?
547
00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:28,047
I think that's a good idea.
- Let's go.
548
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,782
- I'm gonna let you drive.
- Get out of here!
549
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:31,417
I almost hugged you.
550
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:33,085
- It's important for me
551
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,721
to always be in harmony
with Julie's parents.
552
00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:38,491
I want to make life easier.
I want us all to get along.
553
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,693
- So does that mean
you're gonna do the car club
554
00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:42,161
with my dad?
555
00:20:42,194 --> 00:20:44,497
- Honey, I think that the best
way for Harvey to be happy
556
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,465
is to find some friends
of his own,
557
00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:47,867
and that is something
558
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,702
that I'm more than willing
to help facilitate.
559
00:20:49,735 --> 00:20:50,736
- I'm sure.
560
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,707
[engine turning over, revving]
561
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,075
- You hear her?
562
00:20:56,108 --> 00:20:58,177
- Oh, I hear him, son.
563
00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,311
I hear him.
564
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,913
Let's run, let's run.
565
00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:03,482
- Look at that--
saying welcome home, Jayne.
566
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:04,650
Welcome home.
- [laughs]
567
00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:06,719
[tires squeal]
- Slow down a little bit.
568
00:21:06,752 --> 00:21:07,853
- [laughs]
569
00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:10,523
- Harvey.
Okay, that's good.
570
00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:12,825
- Yes!
571
00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:15,094
- Next time
on "Chrisley Knows Best"...
572
00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:16,696
- I have deadlines
for my cookbook
573
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,064
that have to be met.
574
00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:20,232
- Mama, you're burning
some [bleep] up in here.
575
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:21,767
Look, you got it in my oven!
576
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:23,235
- [gasps]
577
00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:25,137
- Todd,
there's some giant trolls
578
00:21:25,171 --> 00:21:27,707
that don't live far from here
in the woods.
579
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,076
And, you know,
I can show you some.
580
00:21:30,076 --> 00:21:31,844
- We're lost.
- We're not lost.
581
00:21:31,877 --> 00:21:32,278
We'll get there.