[light music]
- Daddy, I was over at Nanny's earlier,
and she told me to bring this to you.
- Oh, my God.
Krystal's lost an eye.
- Who is Krystal?
- Krystal Carrington from "Dynasty."
- Huh?
- See, when I was growing up, I used to have
a whole, like, collection.
Like, I had Krystal Carrington.
I had Alexis. Alexis didn't sit
beside Krystal because they would fight.
Then I had this rock that, like, was always falling over.
That was Sue Ellen from "Dallas," 'cause that bitch
was always drunk 'cause JR was cheating on her.
- Daddy, you played with rocks?
- That was a big thing in the '70s, son.
- What do you mean that was a big thing?
What was a big thing?
- Collecting pet rocks.
- Well, I'm glad I wasn't around in the '70s.
- Yeah, you and me both.
- Because I would not be dressing up rocks.
I'd be throwing them through people's windows.
- Y'all did do that.
[laughter]
[bright classical music]
* *
[light music]
* *
- Oh, my goodness.
- Look.
- Look at her.
- Look who it is.
- Is the sun in your eyes?
- Hi.
- I love you. - I love you.
- It's so cute.
I told you.
She is the best baby I think I've ever come in contact with.
- Yeah, she's so good.
Look at her.
Oh, my gosh.
- Hey, babe.
- I'm just going to push my imaginary baby next to you.
Oh, my God. Daisy is so cute.
I hope when I have kids, I get this lucky.
- You will.
So what do you got going on?
- Well, this is for you.
- What?
- It's my Mother's Day palette.
- I love this, Sas.
You want to look at yourself in the mirror?
Look. There's Daisy.
[baby babbles]
Oh. - Yeah.
I just really thought
I would be the one with a baby right now.
Like, I thought your life would have been my life.
So this week, I'm doing like a generational promotional
photo shoot with me, Mom, both grandmothers.
- What? For real?
- I know.
Hi.
Honestly, I thought my first Mother's Day collection would
probably be with my own child.
But even though I don't have a kid of my own now,
I can still appreciate the mamas.
- Yes, you can.
- I have always wanted to be a mom.
So it's hard right now, because all my friends are
getting married, having kids.
And I thought, by now, I would be married
with a kid or maybe two.
- You're 24.
- Yeah, I'm almost 25.
- Okay.
- You want to go hang out with Aunt Sav at the park?
- She need to burp? - Nah, she's fine.
You can put her on your shoulder.
- I'm gonna put this on my shoulder just in case.
I don't feel like getting thrown up on today.
Come on.
Oh.
* *
- Nanny, do you want something to drink?
- Well, yeah.
- Have you ever taken a second to think about how
dirty the top of soda cans are?
- Mm-hmm.
- How dirty are soda cans?
Oh, there might be fecal matter on the rim of the can.
- Ooh.
- Oh, well. - [laughs]
- Hey. - Oh, he's got my clock.
Did you fix it?
- Yes, Mama.
You would not believe what it cost me to fix this for you.
- Well, I appreciate it.
- Somebody should have thrown that ratchet-ass clock
away 30 years ago.
- You know what? Y'all criticize
something all the time.
- Nanny, he does.
He will criticize anybody and anything.
- Yeah, Nanny. - I know it.
He talks about everything in the house.
I got too much stuff.
- You do.
- Yeah, you criticize me all the time, like my dirty shoes.
- You go out and you can spend $600 and $700
for shoes that looks like you found
them hanging across the damn utility line
in an apartment complex.
- Well, you used to call me fat.
- I have never called you fat.
I said you need to stop being so good to yourself
because you're starting to get a little fluffy.
[laughter]
Listen.
I have helped people my entire life with my advice.
I use it as a blessing to the world.
- That is not a blessing.
- You know, I've been direct since high school,
you know, actually, since first grade with Miss Willimon.
I mean, that didn't work out all that well,
because she did paddle me. - [chuckles]
- But you know, I find that being direct
is kind of like a service to humanity.
- Yes. If you don't want his honest opinion, don't ask him.
- Right? Because I'm gonna give it to you.
- Oh, you're getting it all right.
- Well, Nanny, I hate to leave you with this.
- Oh. - But I gotta go.
- Where are you going?
- I've gotta go to the country club.
- Like that? - See, there you go.
- Yeah, like that.
I'm not playing golf.
I've got to get set up for this mixer
later this week for all the people
that showed up to the clinic.
Thank you guys for coming out here.
Parents, thank you for bringing your kids out here.
That's what I'm talking about.
I've got a bunch of people coming.
Jay will be there.
- So Jay got an invitation, and I did not.
- I need people to want to come back.
and you-- - Then you would have me there.
- Well, Chase-- - You will scare
everybody off.
- Chase, you shouldn't have even mentioned anything to him.
Face it. If Dad wants to be at your event,
he's gonna show up.
Oh, my gosh.
- I didn't think you invited him.
- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
- Mm-mm. - Oh, my God.
- Well, you need to go on and deal with that.
- Yeah, I am.
You may wanna bring some tissues,
because I'm pretty sure those parents are gonna
be leaving in tears.
- It's not happening.
- Well, I'm coming because I'm nice.
And nice is my DNA.
- [laughs]
Todd, do you know what you and these nuts have in common?
- What's that? - You're both salty.
[laughter]
* *
- What are you thinking, Mom?
What do you want the look of your cookbook to be?
- I want it to look country clean.
- Mom, you're doing all this without the lights even on.
[gasps] - I don't know. Let's see.
- Oh, look. that's so much better.
- Yeah, that looks so pretty.
- Oh, I like that, Savannah.
[shutter clicking]
- Look at that. That's actually a really cool picture.
- It is! - I'm really proud of myself.
- Julie, you want to cut me a piece of that pie?
- Well, not right now, because we're taking photos of it.
- Well, you promised me some, so I don't
want this to be a wasted trip. - Really, Nanny?
- Just cut the pie.
- My God.
- I am so excited for your cookbook,
because I cannot wait to use it whenever I'm, like,
cooking for my kids.
- Well, yes, Savannah, by the time you have kids,
you know, I'll probably be too old to cook.
- Really? What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, really, Savannah, I thought
you would already be married by now
and had one or two grandbabies for me.
By the time I was your age, I already had two.
- Well, yeah, I did too.
But that don't mean I want it for her.
- Trust me. I wanted to be at that place.
I mean, I was just hanging out with Rae and Daisy.
And like, it just made me realize
how messed up my timeline is.
- What are you talking about a timeline?
- I mean, when Nick and I got engaged,
I thought I had it all figured out.
- Savannah Chrisley, will you marry me?
- Oh, my gosh!
Yes! [cheering]
Guess what? Definitely didn't.
We've got something to tell you.
- Problem?
- The wedding is off, and so is the engagement.
- Well, Savannah, don't wait till you get older.
Have 'em, because you can't enjoy 'em.
- Okay, there's way more to it than that.
- Hey, I'm the oldest.
Pay attention to me. - No.
- I'm already down in the dumps about my life.
You're supposed to make me feel better about it.
- I want you to have a baby. - No.
- I want you to wait. - No.
Y'all aren't making me feel any better about my life.
So I give up.
- You understand Janet Jackson had her first baby at 50?
- That's not normal.
- Do you think we're a normal family?
- Don't say "we."
Say "I," because I'm not in y'all's bunch.
- Oh, no, you ain't normal either.
* *
- We'll go in here, grab some drinks.
- You need some fuel for that weekend swing you got.
- Jay, you could build a Walmart
in between my ball and yours. - Listen.
You can't putt, man. - I'm better than you.
Well, I'm not gonna get started. Go ahead.
After you. - Thank you.
- Well, I've got a problem, as usual.
My dad's trying to come to the mixer.
- Oh, no. - He heard that
you were coming, that you wanted to come.
So now, he wants to come.
You know I'm putting this whole golf brand together.
And it's very important for me.
So, like, the last thing I need is my dad offending somebody,
and it starts off rocky.
- Yeah, that's a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm his best friend.
And he still makes me feel like crap every time
I talk to him just about.
- [sighs]
- I mean, I love your dad.
I think he has good intentions.
- Yeah, I know that he's not, like, a bad person,
but he can step over that line.
And he wants to come here and around all
the parents and everybody else that's
gonna be coming to this.
I can't afford that.
Something's got to be done.
- How about this:
We could try an intervention.
Over the years, I've had a lot of guys on the road, roadies
that have gone out with us.
You sit them down, hit them with some hard truths.
That may be what he needs.
- Yeah, but I can't do it. You have to do it.
- Well, here's what we do. We do it together.
- Yeah, we could do that.
If Dad wants to come to my mixer,
he's gonna have to sit down and listen
to what we have to say.
- [scoffs] And you know what?
I'm going to be as far away as possible.
- Well, that's gonna be pretty hard considering
I'm doing it at your house.
- Why does everything have to go down in my house?
- Are we gonna do this?
- 100%. I'll talk to my mom.
I'll talk to my grandma, then you just be there.
- All right. - All right, are you gonna
play 9 or 18?
- It's going to be more money for you to lose,
so whatever you want to play.
- I'm not even gonna do this with you.
I have a hole in one. You don't.
- A hole in one does not make you a good golfer.
I've seen you golf many times.
That is your handicap.
- A 1?
- No, golf.
- [laughs]
* *
- This is gonna be so much fun.
We look like Michelin tire men.
- Don't I look like an astronaut?
- What are y'all wearing?
- Hey, girl.
Don't we look cute?
- Not at all. What--what are we doing?
- Here's yours. Come on.
We're not going to focus on anything else but having fun.
You know, Faye and I may have spun Savannah up a little bit
the other day without even meaning to.
- I want you to have a baby.
- No! - I want you to wait.
- I give up.
- We didn't realize how stressed out she was
about being off her timeline.
- What do you mean?
- She's desperate to experience the joys of parenthood.
- [laughs]
I can't wait for all of them to experience that joy.
- Nanny, what colors you like?
- I like the orange.
- I like the purple.
- What's this supposed to accomplish?
- Relaxing. - It's supposed to be fun.
- Just splatter. Ah.
- This might be history one day.
- Listen, I know that you have a lot
going on with your photo shoot,
with the brand, and with just life in general
and this whole timeline thing, but don't
think about anything but the masterpiece
you're going to create.
- I know, Mama. I'm really trying.
But I don't think you understand.
Like, watching Rae with Daisy--
she's super happy.
And it's just hard seeing people who are living the life
that you thought you would be living.
- Well, just don't keep beating up on yourself, hon.
- You know, Sav, let the timeline go out the window,
because you're cheating yourself out of having
fun and enjoying life.
Let Sassy be your child right now.
And I can assure you-- the relationships,
the kids down the road, it'll happen when it's supposed to.
I mean, when I was her age, it's what women did.
We're from the South.
It was expected.
- I mean, if it were me, and I had to do it all over again,
I might not. - Yeah, same.
But don't tell the kids.
Yeah. I know.
Let's have some fun.
Come on. - Get that stress out of us.
[all yelping]
- Sassy!
- Ah, it's getting all over me. - Go on, Sassy.
Go!
- It's covering my mouth.
- Oh, my gosh. This is amazing.
I love you. Thank you.
- Look at this. - We'll have our masterpieces
to always remember.
- Let's go get cleaned off.
Your teeth are blue.
* *
- Jay, open up those sandwiches.
- All right. - Nanny, you really
went all out.
- I don't know that the food was necessary.
But-- - Well, listen, Chase,
have you ever been to interventions?
- No, I haven't.
- Well, I'll tell you one thing.
The food is delicious.
[laughter]
- Oh, Nanny.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Oh, I just stopped by to say hello.
- That's it? - What are we doing?
- We just wanted to talk to you.
- What's going on? - Just--
Have a seat, Nanny.
- What is it now?
- Well, listen. This is an intervention.
- Yeah.
- You talking about for you?
- No. No.
- For you. - To--what?
- You do have a great heart.
And we're just trying to help you be nicer.
That's it. - Oh, here we go.
- Dad, you've hurt my feelings.
I'm sure you've hurt Jay's. - Multiple times.
- You want to get salty because I told you--
I said, Jay, you look so good.
How much more weight you have to lose?
- Well, I mean, that's hurtful, because I'd already
lost a considerable amount.
And I wanted you to celebrate that victory with me.
- You're the one all the time fishing
for a weight compliment.
I give you one--
- This has nothing to do with my weight.
This has everything to do with you.
I do need another donut, though.
- No, you really don't.
Julie, none of this is necessary.
I mean, I'm sweet as sugar all day, every day.
And speaking of that, have I told you how beautiful you--
- Hold up.
So what do you think?
- It's just me and you that's supposed
to be walking through the door, not
me, you, and your cameltoe.
- For real? - It's the whole hoof.
- You know, I can't stand you sometimes.
- You look fine.
I mean, I like some junk in the trunk.
- If that's intended to make me feel better, it doesn't.
I'm getting old.
- Julie, you can't compare yourself
to all these young hot girls over there
that's dropping off their kids.
- So I think this little intervention
is more than necessary.
Listen, I don't think we can have
an intervention without getting one more person involved.
[line trilling]
- Hey. - Hey!
- Oh, my gosh.
Hello, Lea.
What would you like to say to me, Lea?
- You like to embarrass people and call people out,
because you think it's funny or something.
- Oh, Lea, I don't think it's funny for you
to literally walk through my house farting in every room.
- If you're referring to when I was extremely pregnant--
- Yeah.
- Something feels funky.
I think it might just be gas. - Julie?
- Oh, yeah. [farts]
- Julie, she farted. - [laughs]
- I believe you could be a little bit kinder.
- Lea, it's not polite for you to come
in someone's home and literally [bleep] on their bed.
She hung up.
- Literally, during an intervention,
you got my friend to hang up on you.
Do you know how bad that is?
- Well, I just never felt like that it
was kind to lie to people.
- Okay. So basically, the answer's no.
You just can't be nice.
- Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry that I'm surrounded by such delicate flowers.
- Todd, at the end of the day, you really are an asshole.
- Mommy, you're my mother.
- I know it, but I'm just telling you the truth.
* *
- What do you feel like for lunch?
You wanna go to the place where
you get your piece of pie?
- Well, what's going on now?
- What are you talking about?
- Every time we go somewhere that we got to eat pie,
there's something going on.
- Mama, I'm not going to lie.
This whole intervention thing has really got in my head now
and made me think that I'm not a good person.
- Well, sometimes, you're very critical.
And you don't realize how when you
say, well, that don't match--
well, that ain't none of your business.
- Mama, I don't go out here and tell people
things to hurt their feelings.
If someone says, Todd, how does this look,
I go, you know what, that's lovely,
but I think you need to go up in a size.
- See there, you're cutting them down again.
See, you done said enough if y'all just left it alone.
- I don't want to be harsh on people when I say things.
But I mean, you know, I'm harsh on myself.
- Todd, do you think that you're hard on others
because you're so hard on yourself?
- Absolutely, because you and Daddy always held
us to the highest of standards.
Everything from how we dressed to church, to school, grades,
making sure we're on time for things--
that's a lot for a kid to carry.
- Oh, [bleep]. I did do that.
- [laughs]
- But now, I'm giving you permission
to give yourself a break.
And maybe you can give others a break, too.
- [laughs] I can certainly try, Mama.
So do you want to go have a piece of pie?
- Yeah, well, I mean, I'll eat a little piece of pie
and watch you eat some, because you're always--
- No, you're not going to do that.
I'm 173 pounds.
I'm not trying to brag about anything,
but it is high school weight.
- Well, listen, you can brag all you want to
because I'm happy for you.
* *
- How are you feeling, Nanny?
- Get over here and make me look good so I outshine him.
[laughs]
- You just wanna like hold them, right?
- Yeah, like maybe holding them, because I
think the box looks clean too.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Do you want me to tease it bigger?
- I don't know if I want it bigger.
I think maybe brush it out a little more.
- Okay. - Mama, you look snatched.
This is just the greatest day.
Okay, come on.
Thank y'all for coming and being here.
I know I got a little stressed out.
- You think?
- You're not suppose to agree, but yeah.
[laughter]
- So you happy?
- Yeah, I am.
- So our little splatter paint worked?
- I love you. - I love you.
- And I love that sparkling blue eyes and that smile.
- I love you. - I'm so glad that
I got to be here.
- And I love seeing you so happy, Savannah.
- Well, you know what?
I'm starting to realize that like I can focus on Sassy,
make this super successful, and then I can have my kids
and not have to worry.
- Absolutely.
And you know what?
I'm so glad that you're finally starting to see that,
because to be 24 and accomplish all that you've accomplished
is something to really be proud of.
- Well, thank you.
I love y'all. Come on, you.
- All right, let's do these photos.
* *
- Do you want one with the palette?
- Yeah, let's do one with the palette.
- Perfect. There we go.
- Those are nice.
- All right, Mama, come on, me and you.
- All right. Let's do it.
- Y'all look so good, oh.
- This week I've learned to ditch my timeline
and just enjoy my time.
Thank goodness I have all these strong women
around me to remind me of this.
- Shake your money. Shake your money.
[laughter] - Literally.
- And we're gonna be here with you every step of the way.
- Well, you know what? Maybe not every step.
Like we can start off with a good
first step by y'all getting out of my house.
- One step at a time.
- Oh, great.
- Y'all do the same thing, like on cue.
- It's taken long enough for me to teach her.
[laughter]
- These are great.
- Sassy, we need to put me in the middle,
because I'm the life of the party.
* *
- Yeah, I started drinking more water.
- You guys going to join the raffle?
- Actually, we need to join the raffle.
- That driver does magic. Sometimes, certain days.
- Depends on the wielder? - Certain days.
- I'm trying--
- You guys have kids? - Little ones.
- Well, you can't start 'em too early.
[laughter] We'd love to have them.
- Hey, how are you, buddy? - How are you, man?
- I'm good. - Dude, this looks
fantastic, man.
- You know I know how to throw a party.
- Well, I think you're doing a good job with this, man.
And look, you're great with kids anyway.
You're a natural, so--
- Maybe I should have some. - Well, let's not push it.
- [laughs]
Oh, my God.
- Oh, hey. - How are you?
- Good to see you. Hey, how are you?
- Why are you here? - What do you mean,
why am I here? I'm your dad.
- You weren't invited.
- No. Old Todd wasn't invited.
This is new Todd.
You look good, by the way.
You look so thin.
Jay, you look great.
- Well, thank you.
- Why are you actually here?
- I'm here to support my child.
- He's done a really great job.
- And I'm proud of you.
- Cut the bull[bleep]. - What?
Your hair looks great.
Your skin looks good.
- Oh, my God.
I think the suggestion for you to be nicer
wasn't for you to be sappy and [bleep].
- I'm not doing that at all. You know, listen.
I want to apologize to both of you.
Because if I tell y'all something, it's because
I want to help you.
And if I say it in the wrong way,
I obviously need to work on that and on my delivery.
So I want you both to know that I'm going to try to do better.
- Wow. - Well, that's progress.
- Thank you for listening to what we've said.
- You're welcome. - And we don't want you
to not be yourself.
But we also--just don't be so much of yourself.
- Thank God. - That's a whole lot of nice
coming out of you, and it's not natural.
- It didn't feel natural. - There's a happy medium.
You need to find that.
- Well, I'm glad you recognize that.
So I just want to tell you, don't be so good to yourself
at the buffet tonight.
And, Jay, you have worn that shirt ten times.
- I've not worn this shirt that many times.
- You have worn that shirt a lot.
- And there he is. He's back.
- I buy new clothes all the time.
- I know you do. - Well, start wearing them.
I'm just saying.
- So little time. So many feelings to hurt.
- Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best"...
- I'm in my happy place.
We going to gamble all night.
- What about snowboarding and skiing?
- You can do that when I'm dead.
- A ski trip does sound fun.
- Oh, my gosh. - Look at that.
- Look at that view.
- Mom and Dad's house is looking real nice.
- Oh, it's looking real nice.
- So you really wasn't ever my ride or die.