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[light music]
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- Daddy, I was over
at Nanny's earlier,
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and she told me to
bring this to you.
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- Oh, my God.
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Krystal's lost an eye.
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- Who is Krystal?
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- Krystal Carrington
from "Dynasty."
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- Huh?
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- See, when I was growing
up, I used to have
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a whole, like, collection.
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Like, I had Krystal Carrington.
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I had Alexis.
Alexis didn't sit
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beside Krystal
because they would fight.
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Then I had this rock that,
like, was always falling over.
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That was Sue Ellen from
"Dallas," 'cause that bitch
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was always drunk 'cause
JR was cheating on her.
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- Daddy, you played with rocks?
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- That was a big thing
in the '70s, son.
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- What do you mean
that was a big thing?
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What was a big thing?
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- Collecting pet rocks.
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- Well, I'm glad I wasn't
around in the '70s.
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- Yeah, you and me both.
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- Because I would not
be dressing up rocks.
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I'd be throwing them
through people's windows.
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- Y'all did do that.
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[laughter]
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[bright classical music]
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[light music]
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- Oh, my goodness.
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- Look.
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- Look at her.
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- Look who it is.
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- Is the sun in your eyes?
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- Hi.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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- It's so cute.
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I told you.
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She is the best baby I think
I've ever come in contact with.
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- Yeah, she's so good.
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Look at her.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- Hey, babe.
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- I'm just going to push my
imaginary baby next to you.
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Oh, my God.
Daisy is so cute.
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I hope when I have
kids, I get this lucky.
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- You will.
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So what do you got going on?
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- Well, this is for you.
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- What?
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- It's my Mother's Day palette.
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- I love this, Sas.
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You want to look at
yourself in the mirror?
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Look.
There's Daisy.
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[baby babbles]
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Oh.
- Yeah.
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I just really thought
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I would be the one
with a baby right now.
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Like, I thought your life
would have been my life.
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So this week, I'm doing like a
generational promotional
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photo shoot with me, Mom,
both grandmothers.
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- What?
For real?
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- I know.
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Hi.
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Honestly, I thought my first
Mother's Day collection would
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probably be with my own child.
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But even though I don't
have a kid of my own now,
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I can still
appreciate the mamas.
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- Yes, you can.
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- I have always
wanted to be a mom.
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So it's hard right now,
because all my friends are
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getting married, having kids.
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And I thought, by now,
I would be married
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with a kid or maybe two.
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- You're 24.
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- Yeah, I'm almost 25.
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- Okay.
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- You want to go hang out
with Aunt Sav at the park?
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- She need to burp?
- Nah, she's fine.
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You can put her
on your shoulder.
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- I'm gonna put this on
my shoulder just in case.
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I don't feel like getting
thrown up on today.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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- Nanny, do you want
something to drink?
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- Well, yeah.
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- Have you ever taken a
second to think about how
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dirty the top of soda cans are?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- How dirty are soda cans?
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Oh, there might be fecal matter
on the rim of the can.
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- Ooh.
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- Oh, well.
- [laughs]
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- Hey.
- Oh, he's got my clock.
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Did you fix it?
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- Yes, Mama.
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You would not believe what it
cost me to fix this for you.
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- Well, I appreciate it.
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- Somebody should have
thrown that ratchet-ass clock
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away 30 years ago.
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- You know what?
Y'all criticize
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something all the time.
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- Nanny, he does.
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He will criticize
anybody and anything.
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- Yeah, Nanny.
- I know it.
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He talks about
everything in the house.
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I got too much stuff.
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- You do.
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- Yeah, you criticize me all
the time, like my dirty shoes.
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- You go out and you
can spend $600 and $700
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for shoes that
looks like you found
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them hanging across
the damn utility line
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in an apartment complex.
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- Well, you used to
call me fat.
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- I have never called you fat.
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I said you need to stop
being so good to yourself
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because you're starting
to get a little fluffy.
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[laughter]
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Listen.
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I have helped people my
entire life with my advice.
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I use it as a
blessing to the world.
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- That is not a blessing.
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- You know, I've been
direct since high school,
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you know, actually, since
first grade with Miss Willimon.
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I mean, that didn't
work out all that well,
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because she did paddle me.
- [chuckles]
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- But you know, I find
that being direct
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is kind of like
a service to humanity.
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- Yes. If you don't want his
honest opinion, don't ask him.
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- Right? Because I'm gonna
give it to you.
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- Oh, you're getting
it all right.
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- Well, Nanny, I hate
to leave you with this.
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- Oh.
- But I gotta go.
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- Where are you going?
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- I've gotta go to
the country club.
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- Like that?
- See, there you go.
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- Yeah, like that.
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I'm not playing golf.
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I've got to get set
up for this mixer
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later this week
for all the people
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that showed up to the clinic.
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Thank you guys for
coming out here.
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Parents, thank you for
bringing your kids out here.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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I've got a bunch
of people coming.
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Jay will be there.
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- So Jay got an
invitation, and I did not.
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- I need people to
want to come back.
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and you--
- Then you would have me there.
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- Well, Chase--
- You will scare
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everybody off.
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- Chase, you shouldn't have
even mentioned anything to him.
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Face it. If Dad wants to be at
your event,
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he's gonna show up.
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Oh, my gosh.
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- I didn't think
you invited him.
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- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
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- Mm-mm.
- Oh, my God.
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- Well, you need to go
on and deal with that.
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- Yeah, I am.
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You may wanna
bring some tissues,
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because I'm pretty
sure those parents are gonna
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be leaving in tears.
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- It's not happening.
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- Well, I'm coming
because I'm nice.
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And nice is my DNA.
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- [laughs]
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Todd, do you know what you
and these nuts have in common?
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- What's that?
- You're both salty.
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[laughter]
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- What are you thinking, Mom?
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What do you want the look
of your cookbook to be?
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- I want it to
look country clean.
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- Mom, you're doing all this
without the lights even on.
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[gasps]
- I don't know. Let's see.
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- Oh, look. that's
so much better.
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- Yeah, that looks so pretty.
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- Oh, I like that, Savannah.
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[shutter clicking]
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- Look at that. That's actually
a really cool picture.
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- It is!
- I'm really proud of myself.
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- Julie, you want to cut
me a piece of that pie?
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- Well, not right now, because
we're taking photos of it.
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- Well, you promised
me some, so I don't
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want this to be a wasted trip.
- Really, Nanny?
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- Just cut the pie.
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- My God.
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- I am so excited
for your cookbook,
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because I cannot wait to
use it whenever I'm, like,
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cooking for my kids.
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- Well, yes, Savannah,
by the time you have kids,
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you know, I'll probably
be too old to cook.
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- Really?
What's that supposed to mean?
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- Well, really,
Savannah, I thought
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you would already
be married by now
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and had one or two
grandbabies for me.
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By the time I was your age,
I already had two.
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- Well, yeah, I did too.
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But that don't mean
I want it for her.
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- Trust me.
I wanted to be at that place.
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I mean, I was just hanging
out with Rae and Daisy.
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And like, it just
made me realize
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how messed up my timeline is.
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- What are you talking
about a timeline?
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- I mean, when Nick
and I got engaged,
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I thought I had it
all figured out.
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- Savannah Chrisley,
will you marry me?
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- Oh, my gosh!
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Yes!
[cheering]
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Guess what?
Definitely didn't.
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We've got something
to tell you.
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- Problem?
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- The wedding is off,
and so is the engagement.
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- Well, Savannah, don't
wait till you get older.
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Have 'em, because
you can't enjoy 'em.
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- Okay, there's way
more to it than that.
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- Hey, I'm the oldest.
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Pay attention to me.
- No.
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- I'm already down in
the dumps about my life.
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You're supposed to make
me feel better about it.
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- I want you to have a baby.
- No.
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- I want you to wait.
- No.
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Y'all aren't making me feel
any better about my life.
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So I give up.
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- You understand Janet Jackson
had her first baby at 50?
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- That's not normal.
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- Do you think we're
a normal family?
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- Don't say "we."
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Say "I," because I'm
not in y'all's bunch.
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- Oh, no, you ain't
normal either.
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- We'll go in here,
grab some drinks.
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- You need some fuel for
that weekend swing you got.
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- Jay, you could
build a Walmart
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in between my ball and yours.
- Listen.
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You can't putt, man.
- I'm better than you.
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Well, I'm not gonna get
started. Go ahead.
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After you.
- Thank you.
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- Well, I've got
a problem, as usual.
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My dad's trying to
come to the mixer.
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- Oh, no.
- He heard that
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you were coming,
that you wanted to come.
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So now, he wants to come.
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You know I'm putting this
whole golf brand together.
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And it's very important for me.
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So, like, the last thing I need
is my dad offending somebody,
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and it starts off rocky.
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- Yeah, that's a disaster
waiting to happen.
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I'm his best friend.
254
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And he still makes me feel
like crap every time
255
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I talk to him just about.
256
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- [sighs]
257
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- I mean, I love your dad.
258
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I think he has good intentions.
259
00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,393
- Yeah, I know that he's
not, like, a bad person,
260
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but he can step over that line.
261
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And he wants to come
here and around all
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the parents and
everybody else that's
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gonna be coming to this.
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I can't afford that.
265
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Something's got to be done.
266
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- How about this:
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We could try an intervention.
268
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Over the years, I've had a lot
of guys on the road, roadies
269
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that have gone out with us.
270
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You sit them down, hit
them with some hard truths.
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That may be what he needs.
272
00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:46,547
- Yeah, but I can't do it.
You have to do it.
273
00:08:46,581 --> 00:08:48,282
- Well, here's what we do.
We do it together.
274
00:08:48,316 --> 00:08:49,517
- Yeah, we could do that.
275
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If Dad wants to
come to my mixer,
276
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he's gonna have to
sit down and listen
277
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to what we have to say.
278
00:08:54,822 --> 00:08:56,057
- [scoffs] And you know what?
279
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I'm going to be as
far away as possible.
280
00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:01,729
- Well, that's gonna
be pretty hard considering
281
00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:03,097
I'm doing it at your house.
282
00:09:03,131 --> 00:09:05,733
- Why does everything have
to go down in my house?
283
00:09:06,601 --> 00:09:07,869
- Are we gonna do this?
284
00:09:07,902 --> 00:09:09,604
- 100%.
I'll talk to my mom.
285
00:09:09,637 --> 00:09:11,606
I'll talk to my grandma,
then you just be there.
286
00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:12,774
- All right.
- All right, are you gonna
287
00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:14,075
play 9 or 18?
288
00:09:14,108 --> 00:09:15,677
- It's going to be more
money for you to lose,
289
00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:16,878
so whatever you want to play.
290
00:09:16,911 --> 00:09:18,112
- I'm not even gonna
do this with you.
291
00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:19,514
I have a hole in one.
You don't.
292
00:09:19,547 --> 00:09:22,517
- A hole in one does not
make you a good golfer.
293
00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:24,519
I've seen you golf many times.
294
00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:25,920
That is your handicap.
295
00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,388
- A 1?
296
00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:28,623
- No, golf.
297
00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,291
- [laughs]
298
00:09:30,325 --> 00:09:34,595
* *
299
00:09:34,629 --> 00:09:36,364
- This is gonna
be so much fun.
300
00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,499
We look like Michelin tire men.
301
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,169
- Don't I look
like an astronaut?
302
00:09:41,202 --> 00:09:42,337
- What are y'all wearing?
303
00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:43,638
- Hey, girl.
304
00:09:43,671 --> 00:09:45,840
Don't we look cute?
305
00:09:45,873 --> 00:09:47,809
- Not at all.
What--what are we doing?
306
00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:50,044
- Here's yours.
Come on.
307
00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:53,915
We're not going to focus on
anything else but having fun.
308
00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:56,918
You know, Faye and I may have
spun Savannah up a little bit
309
00:09:56,951 --> 00:09:58,853
the other day without
even meaning to.
310
00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:00,121
- I want you to have a baby.
311
00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:02,323
- No!
- I want you to wait.
312
00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:03,591
- I give up.
313
00:10:03,624 --> 00:10:05,226
- We didn't realize how
stressed out she was
314
00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:06,894
about being off her timeline.
315
00:10:06,928 --> 00:10:08,363
- What do you mean?
316
00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:11,733
- She's desperate to experience
the joys of parenthood.
317
00:10:11,766 --> 00:10:13,167
- [laughs]
318
00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:16,904
I can't wait for all of
them to experience that joy.
319
00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:18,706
- Nanny, what colors you like?
320
00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,074
- I like the orange.
321
00:10:20,108 --> 00:10:21,376
- I like the purple.
322
00:10:21,409 --> 00:10:23,044
- What's this supposed
to accomplish?
323
00:10:23,077 --> 00:10:24,879
- Relaxing.
- It's supposed to be fun.
324
00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:28,216
- Just splatter. Ah.
325
00:10:28,249 --> 00:10:30,585
- This might be history
one day.
326
00:10:30,618 --> 00:10:31,786
- Listen,
I know that you have a lot
327
00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:33,187
going on with your photo shoot,
328
00:10:33,221 --> 00:10:35,690
with the brand, and with
just life in general
329
00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:38,259
and this whole timeline
thing, but don't
330
00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:40,328
think about anything
but the masterpiece
331
00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:41,429
you're going to create.
332
00:10:41,462 --> 00:10:42,964
- I know, Mama.
I'm really trying.
333
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,699
But I don't think
you understand.
334
00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:47,468
Like, watching Rae with Daisy--
335
00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:48,870
she's super happy.
336
00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:51,673
And it's just hard seeing
people who are living the life
337
00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:53,107
that you thought
you would be living.
338
00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:55,543
- Well, just don't keep
beating up on yourself, hon.
339
00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:57,945
- You know, Sav, let the
timeline go out the window,
340
00:10:57,979 --> 00:11:00,214
because you're cheating
yourself out of having
341
00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:01,549
fun and enjoying life.
342
00:11:01,582 --> 00:11:04,452
Let Sassy be your
child right now.
343
00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:06,954
And I can assure you--
the relationships,
344
00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:10,258
the kids down the road, it'll
happen when it's supposed to.
345
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,827
I mean, when I was her
age, it's what women did.
346
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:13,861
We're from the South.
347
00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:15,363
It was expected.
348
00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:18,466
- I mean, if it were me, and
I had to do it all over again,
349
00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:20,234
I might not.
- Yeah, same.
350
00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:22,303
But don't tell the kids.
351
00:11:22,337 --> 00:11:23,705
Yeah. I know.
352
00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:24,839
Let's have some fun.
353
00:11:24,872 --> 00:11:26,641
Come on.
- Get that stress out of us.
354
00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:28,609
[all yelping]
355
00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:29,711
- Sassy!
356
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,282
- Ah, it's getting all over me.
- Go on, Sassy.
357
00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:35,283
Go!
358
00:11:35,316 --> 00:11:36,617
- It's covering my mouth.
359
00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:39,120
- Oh, my gosh.
This is amazing.
360
00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,521
I love you.
Thank you.
361
00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:42,623
- Look at this.
- We'll have our masterpieces
362
00:11:42,657 --> 00:11:43,925
to always remember.
363
00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,460
- Let's go get cleaned off.
364
00:11:45,493 --> 00:11:47,862
Your teeth are blue.
365
00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:52,934
* *
366
00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,836
- Jay, open up
those sandwiches.
367
00:11:54,869 --> 00:11:56,537
- All right.
- Nanny, you really
368
00:11:56,571 --> 00:11:57,972
went all out.
369
00:11:58,006 --> 00:12:00,241
- I don't know that
the food was necessary.
370
00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:01,843
But--
- Well, listen, Chase,
371
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,811
have you ever been
to interventions?
372
00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:04,879
- No, I haven't.
373
00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:06,047
- Well, I'll tell you
one thing.
374
00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,648
The food is delicious.
375
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,083
[laughter]
376
00:12:09,117 --> 00:12:10,485
- Oh, Nanny.
377
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:12,053
- Hey.
- Hey.
378
00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,154
- Hey, what are you doing?
379
00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:14,856
- Oh, I just stopped
by to say hello.
380
00:12:14,889 --> 00:12:16,791
- That's it?
- What are we doing?
381
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,259
- We just wanted
to talk to you.
382
00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,662
- What's going on?
- Just--
383
00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:23,164
Have a seat, Nanny.
384
00:12:23,197 --> 00:12:24,399
- What is it now?
385
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:26,668
- Well, listen.
This is an intervention.
386
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,069
- Yeah.
387
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:30,738
- You talking about for you?
388
00:12:30,772 --> 00:12:32,073
- No. No.
389
00:12:32,073 --> 00:12:34,075
- For you.
- To--what?
390
00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,309
- You do have a great heart.
391
00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:37,311
And we're just trying
to help you be nicer.
392
00:12:37,345 --> 00:12:39,547
That's it.
- Oh, here we go.
393
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,215
- Dad, you've hurt my feelings.
394
00:12:41,249 --> 00:12:43,451
I'm sure you've hurt Jay's.
- Multiple times.
395
00:12:43,484 --> 00:12:45,653
- You want to get salty
because I told you--
396
00:12:45,687 --> 00:12:47,855
I said, Jay, you look so good.
397
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:49,691
How much more weight
you have to lose?
398
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,659
- Well, I mean, that's
hurtful, because I'd already
399
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,528
lost a considerable amount.
400
00:12:53,561 --> 00:12:55,963
And I wanted you to celebrate
that victory with me.
401
00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,532
- You're the one
all the time fishing
402
00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:58,633
for a weight compliment.
403
00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,834
I give you one--
404
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:01,769
- This has nothing
to do with my weight.
405
00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:03,171
This has everything
to do with you.
406
00:13:03,204 --> 00:13:05,039
I do need another donut,
though.
407
00:13:05,073 --> 00:13:06,908
- No, you really don't.
408
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,776
Julie, none of
this is necessary.
409
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,045
I mean, I'm sweet as sugar
all day, every day.
410
00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:13,481
And speaking of that, have I
told you how beautiful you--
411
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:14,816
- Hold up.
412
00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:16,050
So what do you think?
413
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,418
- It's just me and
you that's supposed
414
00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:18,586
to be walking
through the door, not
415
00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:20,288
me, you, and your cameltoe.
416
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,423
- For real?
- It's the whole hoof.
417
00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:24,292
- You know, I can't
stand you sometimes.
418
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,194
- You look fine.
419
00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,296
I mean, I like some
junk in the trunk.
420
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,332
- If that's intended to make
me feel better, it doesn't.
421
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:32,734
I'm getting old.
422
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:33,901
- Julie, you can't
compare yourself
423
00:13:33,935 --> 00:13:35,503
to all these young
hot girls over there
424
00:13:35,536 --> 00:13:37,472
that's dropping off their kids.
425
00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:39,140
- So I think this
little intervention
426
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,743
is more than necessary.
427
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,177
Listen, I don't
think we can have
428
00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:46,114
an intervention without getting
one more person involved.
429
00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:47,982
[line trilling]
430
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,684
- Hey.
- Hey!
431
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:51,386
- Oh, my gosh.
432
00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:52,687
Hello, Lea.
433
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,989
What would you like
to say to me, Lea?
434
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:57,492
- You like to embarrass
people and call people out,
435
00:13:57,525 --> 00:14:00,194
because you think it's
funny or something.
436
00:14:00,228 --> 00:14:02,897
- Oh, Lea, I don't
think it's funny for you
437
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,700
to literally walk through my
house farting in every room.
438
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:09,237
- If you're referring to when
I was extremely pregnant--
439
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:10,505
- Yeah.
440
00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:12,040
- Something feels funky.
441
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,575
I think it might just be gas.
- Julie?
442
00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:15,610
- Oh, yeah.
[farts]
443
00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:18,579
- Julie, she farted.
- [laughs]
444
00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:22,684
- I believe you could
be a little bit kinder.
445
00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:24,485
- Lea, it's not
polite for you to come
446
00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:28,589
in someone's home and
literally [bleep] on their bed.
447
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:29,657
She hung up.
448
00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:31,225
- Literally, during
an intervention,
449
00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:32,593
you got my friend
to hang up on you.
450
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:33,728
Do you know how bad that is?
451
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:35,763
- Well, I just never
felt like that it
452
00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:38,599
was kind to lie to people.
453
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,935
- Okay.
So basically, the answer's no.
454
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,637
You just can't be nice.
455
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,072
- Oh, my gosh.
456
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:47,141
I'm sorry that I'm surrounded
by such delicate flowers.
457
00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:52,880
- Todd, at the end of the day,
you really are an asshole.
458
00:14:52,914 --> 00:14:54,282
- Mommy, you're my mother.
459
00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:56,417
- I know it, but I'm just
telling you the truth.
460
00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,891
* *
461
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,127
- What do you feel
like for lunch?
462
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,128
You wanna go to
the place where
463
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:08,129
you get your piece of pie?
464
00:15:08,162 --> 00:15:10,031
- Well, what's going on now?
465
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,366
- What are you talking about?
466
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,701
- Every time we go somewhere
that we got to eat pie,
467
00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:15,737
there's something going on.
468
00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,271
- Mama, I'm not going to lie.
469
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:21,209
This whole intervention thing
has really got in my head now
470
00:15:21,242 --> 00:15:23,611
and made me think that
I'm not a good person.
471
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:25,847
- Well, sometimes,
you're very critical.
472
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,749
And you don't
realize how when you
473
00:15:27,782 --> 00:15:29,884
say, well, that don't match--
474
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,053
well, that ain't none
of your business.
475
00:15:32,053 --> 00:15:34,055
- Mama, I don't go out
here and tell people
476
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,289
things to hurt their feelings.
477
00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:36,791
If someone says, Todd,
how does this look,
478
00:15:36,824 --> 00:15:38,559
I go, you know what,
that's lovely,
479
00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:40,495
but I think you need
to go up in a size.
480
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,897
- See there, you're
cutting them down again.
481
00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:46,934
See, you done said enough
if y'all just left it alone.
482
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:49,837
- I don't want to be harsh
on people when I say things.
483
00:15:49,871 --> 00:15:52,740
But I mean, you know,
I'm harsh on myself.
484
00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:55,243
- Todd, do you think that
you're hard on others
485
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,412
because you're so
hard on yourself?
486
00:15:57,445 --> 00:15:59,847
- Absolutely, because
you and Daddy always held
487
00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:01,683
us to the highest of standards.
488
00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:05,386
Everything from how we dressed
to church, to school, grades,
489
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,422
making sure we're
on time for things--
490
00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:10,058
that's a lot
for a kid to carry.
491
00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,893
- Oh, [bleep].
I did do that.
492
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,061
- [laughs]
493
00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:14,662
- But now, I'm
giving you permission
494
00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:16,297
to give yourself a break.
495
00:16:16,331 --> 00:16:19,133
And maybe you can give
others a break, too.
496
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,903
- [laughs]
I can certainly try, Mama.
497
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:23,671
So do you want to go
have a piece of pie?
498
00:16:23,705 --> 00:16:26,274
- Yeah, well, I mean, I'll
eat a little piece of pie
499
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:28,276
and watch you eat some,
because you're always--
500
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:31,045
- No, you're not
going to do that.
501
00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:32,313
I'm 173 pounds.
502
00:16:32,347 --> 00:16:33,648
I'm not trying to
brag about anything,
503
00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:34,949
but it is high school weight.
504
00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:36,417
- Well, listen, you
can brag all you want to
505
00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:38,686
because I'm happy for you.
506
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:45,259
* *
507
00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:46,728
- How are you feeling, Nanny?
508
00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:49,163
- Get over here and make me
look good so I outshine him.
509
00:16:49,197 --> 00:16:50,264
[laughs]
510
00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:51,532
- You just wanna
like hold them, right?
511
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,368
- Yeah, like maybe
holding them, because I
512
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:55,069
think the box looks clean too.
513
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,337
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
514
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:57,672
- Yes, ma'am.
515
00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:58,973
- Do you want me
to tease it bigger?
516
00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:00,274
- I don't know if
I want it bigger.
517
00:17:00,308 --> 00:17:02,110
I think maybe brush
it out a little more.
518
00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:04,712
- Okay.
- Mama, you look snatched.
519
00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,914
This is just the greatest day.
520
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,182
Okay, come on.
521
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:10,118
Thank y'all for
coming and being here.
522
00:17:10,151 --> 00:17:12,020
I know I got a
little stressed out.
523
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,321
- You think?
524
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:16,224
- You're not suppose
to agree, but yeah.
525
00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:17,458
[laughter]
526
00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:19,027
- So you happy?
527
00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:20,128
- Yeah, I am.
528
00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:23,264
- So our little
splatter paint worked?
529
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,600
- I love you.
- I love you.
530
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:29,370
- And I love that sparkling
blue eyes and that smile.
531
00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:30,872
- I love you.
- I'm so glad that
532
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,940
I got to be here.
533
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,876
- And I love seeing
you so happy, Savannah.
534
00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:36,310
- Well, you know what?
535
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,647
I'm starting to realize that
like I can focus on Sassy,
536
00:17:39,681 --> 00:17:42,717
make this super successful,
and then I can have my kids
537
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,851
and not have to worry.
538
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:45,086
- Absolutely.
539
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:46,521
And you know what?
540
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:48,756
I'm so glad that you're
finally starting to see that,
541
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:52,460
because to be 24 and accomplish
all that you've accomplished
542
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,895
is something to
really be proud of.
543
00:17:53,928 --> 00:17:55,063
- Well, thank you.
544
00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:57,231
I love y'all.
Come on, you.
545
00:17:57,265 --> 00:17:59,434
- All right, let's
do these photos.
546
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,569
* *
547
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,004
- Do you want one
with the palette?
548
00:18:03,004 --> 00:18:04,472
- Yeah, let's do one
with the palette.
549
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,374
- Perfect.
There we go.
550
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,109
- Those are nice.
551
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,444
- All right, Mama,
come on, me and you.
552
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:11,012
- All right.
Let's do it.
553
00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:12,847
- Y'all look so good, oh.
554
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,150
- This week I've
learned to ditch my timeline
555
00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:17,685
and just enjoy my time.
556
00:18:17,719 --> 00:18:20,021
Thank goodness I have
all these strong women
557
00:18:20,021 --> 00:18:22,023
around me to remind me
of this.
558
00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:24,225
- Shake your money.
Shake your money.
559
00:18:24,258 --> 00:18:26,794
[laughter]
- Literally.
560
00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:29,597
- And we're gonna be here
with you every step of the way.
561
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,366
- Well, you know what?
Maybe not every step.
562
00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:33,101
Like we can start
off with a good
563
00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:36,304
first step by y'all
getting out of my house.
564
00:18:36,337 --> 00:18:37,839
- One step at a time.
565
00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,874
- Oh, great.
566
00:18:39,907 --> 00:18:42,577
- Y'all do the same
thing, like on cue.
567
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,346
- It's taken long enough
for me to teach her.
568
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,149
[laughter]
569
00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:49,851
- These are great.
570
00:18:49,884 --> 00:18:52,220
- Sassy, we need to
put me in the middle,
571
00:18:52,253 --> 00:18:54,055
because I'm the
life of the party.
572
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:03,999
* *
573
00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:06,735
- Yeah, I started
drinking more water.
574
00:19:06,769 --> 00:19:08,003
- You guys going
to join the raffle?
575
00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:09,171
- Actually, we need
to join the raffle.
576
00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:11,707
- That driver does magic.
Sometimes, certain days.
577
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,109
- Depends on the wielder?
- Certain days.
578
00:19:14,143 --> 00:19:15,577
- I'm trying--
579
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,146
- You guys have kids?
- Little ones.
580
00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:18,681
- Well, you can't
start 'em too early.
581
00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:22,017
[laughter]
We'd love to have them.
582
00:19:22,017 --> 00:19:23,385
- Hey, how are you, buddy?
- How are you, man?
583
00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:24,420
- I'm good.
- Dude, this looks
584
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:25,587
fantastic, man.
585
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:27,022
- You know I know
how to throw a party.
586
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:28,657
- Well, I think you're doing
a good job with this, man.
587
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,426
And look, you're great
with kids anyway.
588
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:31,860
You're a natural, so--
589
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,896
- Maybe I should have some.
- Well, let's not push it.
590
00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:35,798
- [laughs]
591
00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:37,032
Oh, my God.
592
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,169
- Oh, hey.
- How are you?
593
00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:43,105
- Good to see you.
Hey, how are you?
594
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,640
- Why are you here?
- What do you mean,
595
00:19:44,673 --> 00:19:45,874
why am I here?
I'm your dad.
596
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:47,343
- You weren't invited.
597
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:49,545
- No.
Old Todd wasn't invited.
598
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:52,081
This is new Todd.
599
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:53,816
You look good, by the way.
600
00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:55,217
You look so thin.
601
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,052
Jay, you look great.
602
00:19:57,086 --> 00:19:58,821
- Well, thank you.
603
00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:00,155
- Why are you actually here?
604
00:20:00,189 --> 00:20:02,758
- I'm here to support my child.
605
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,226
- He's done a really great job.
606
00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:05,961
- And I'm proud of you.
607
00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,997
- Cut the bull[bleep].
- What?
608
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,598
Your hair looks great.
609
00:20:09,631 --> 00:20:10,733
Your skin looks good.
610
00:20:10,766 --> 00:20:11,967
- Oh, my God.
611
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,969
I think the suggestion
for you to be nicer
612
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,372
wasn't for you to
be sappy and [bleep].
613
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:19,308
- I'm not doing that at all.
You know, listen.
614
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:21,276
I want to apologize
to both of you.
615
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:24,046
Because if I tell y'all
something, it's because
616
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,114
I want to help you.
617
00:20:25,147 --> 00:20:27,449
And if I say it
in the wrong way,
618
00:20:27,483 --> 00:20:29,985
I obviously need to work
on that and on my delivery.
619
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:34,156
So I want you both to know that
I'm going to try to do better.
620
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,691
- Wow.
- Well, that's progress.
621
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:38,994
- Thank you for listening
to what we've said.
622
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:40,596
- You're welcome.
- And we don't want you
623
00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:41,997
to not be yourself.
624
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:44,600
But we also--just don't
be so much of yourself.
625
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:46,535
- Thank God.
- That's a whole lot of nice
626
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:48,237
coming out of you,
and it's not natural.
627
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,072
- It didn't feel natural.
- There's a happy medium.
628
00:20:50,105 --> 00:20:51,240
You need to find that.
629
00:20:51,273 --> 00:20:52,741
- Well, I'm glad
you recognize that.
630
00:20:52,775 --> 00:20:54,910
So I just want to tell you,
don't be so good to yourself
631
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,278
at the buffet tonight.
632
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:59,581
And, Jay, you have worn
that shirt ten times.
633
00:20:59,615 --> 00:21:01,250
- I've not worn this
shirt that many times.
634
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,885
- You have worn
that shirt a lot.
635
00:21:02,918 --> 00:21:04,720
- And there he is.
He's back.
636
00:21:04,753 --> 00:21:06,288
- I buy new clothes
all the time.
637
00:21:06,321 --> 00:21:08,824
- I know you do.
- Well, start wearing them.
638
00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:10,259
I'm just saying.
639
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:13,062
- So little time.
So many feelings to hurt.
640
00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:15,097
- Next time on
"Chrisley Knows Best"...
641
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:16,699
- I'm in my happy place.
642
00:21:16,732 --> 00:21:18,233
We going to gamble all night.
643
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:19,535
- What about
snowboarding and skiing?
644
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:21,270
- You can do that
when I'm dead.
645
00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:24,239
- A ski trip does sound fun.
646
00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:26,075
- Oh, my gosh.
- Look at that.
647
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:27,776
- Look at that view.
648
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,078
- Mom and Dad's house
is looking real nice.
649
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:30,312
- Oh, it's looking real nice.
650
00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:32,514
- So you really wasn't
ever my ride or die.