[bright classical music]
- Wait until you see my new smart toilet.
Obviously, it's in there, but this is the remote for it.
- The remote?
- I'm going to-- [beep]
Yeah, look! - Get the hell out of here.
- And to flush it, you just click a button.
[beep] [toilet flushes]
- You know what we should do?
We should steal her remote control.
- Yeah, don't. [laughter]
No. It's also got a dryer.
- A dryer? - A dryer?
- Yeah. To dry you.
- What?
- You don't even have to wipe, do you?
- No. Not if you don't want to.
- What the hell?
That might be one of the best inventions I've ever seen.
I want to meet the person that invented it.
That's up there with like, Gandhi.
- What? - Gandhi?
- The person that invented that toilet is up there,
like, with Gandhi.
That's who I want to meet.
I want to meet the person that invented that toilet.
- Okay, tell us who Gandhi is.
- I don't know.
He's like--he's important though.
He's on Mount Everest.
- [chuckles]
- God Almighty.
- He's up there on Mount Everest, like,
where the, like, the Buddhists are.
- Chase, please.
- You guys get it.
That thing, that is some next level [bleep].
- Literally.
[bright classical music]
* *
[upbeat music]
* *
- Would you like a cupcake?
I baked these this morning.
- Nanny, you didn't bake those. - You're a liar.
- Hey, those are literally in the box still from the store.
- You buy these boxes to put this stuff in.
- You're going to sit there and tell me you made that?
- I can.
[laughter]
So what's going on over at your place?
- Nanny, I got Mama and Daddy and all of them
over there invading my space.
- Oh, dear God, I know how you feel, honey.
- Yeah, it's awful.
- Oh, man.
- So I need a damn break.
- Then we need to take us a trip somewhere.
- I'm down to take a trip.
We could go to the Caymans.
- Yes. - We could go to the Bahamas.
- I could do that.
- No, I got something a lot better than that.
- What could possibly be better than that?
- Reno.
- Reno is better than the Bahamas?
- I'm going to give you a little secret.
I'm just a big gambler.
both: Mm-hmm.
- And you know what they call them?
- What? - The whale.
- I can get our rooms free, our food free.
I got plenty of comps at the casinos.
- You know what's not far from Reno
and they had some of the best snowboarding
that you can go to?
Tahoe.
- I do like to ski.
If you're wanting to go to Reno,
we can get the best of both worlds.
- VIP, baby.
- [laughs]
- You know, Nanny, I've had a taste
of, like, this high roller lifestyle with you before.
* *
- Hi.
- Where--where--how are you in this room?
- The suites are taken care of.
Its Mrs. Chrisley's.
- Do you want a dessert?
- You look like a dessert.
* *
- But this honestly sounds next level.
- We're going VIP all the way, baby.
I'm a whale.
I look like a whale, and I am a whale.
[laughter]
* *
- I love this stuff right here.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
* *
- It's not a perfume.
- Huh? I thought that this was like a body spray.
- No. Read.
It says "room fragrance."
Not for you to put on your clothes.
- That's why I've been itching.
- Oh, my God.
[door closes] - Hey, y'all.
- Hey.
Where are you going with that luggage?
- Well, I got to pack.
Me, Chase, and Nanny are all going to Reno.
- Reno?
- Nanny's got this fancy casino we're going to.
She has all these comps, whatever.
- Fancy?
- I'm really just going because, well,
it's a free trip.
And second, I can go skiing like 30, 45 minutes away.
- And it's Reno?
- You know,
this house is filled with way too many people.
- She's clearly talking about you.
- Yeah, I know.
- All right, I've got packing to do.
I'm super excited for this trip.
So I've got to go.
- Well, don't forget your fancy ski clothes.
- Oh, I will. I'm always fancy.
- I have no doubt.
- You know, a ski trip does sound fun.
- Y'all can count me out. I think I'm going to stay here.
- Gray, it's spring break.
- Yeah, I have baseball practice,
and I can't let my team down.
- I know that they're being a little more lenient
right here at spring break.
You don't have to go to every single practice.
I mean, Todd, what do you think?
I think a ski vacation would be fun.
- Honey, I think it would be great.
It's a great idea for me to take my family on a trip.
But I have a remodel going on.
- All right, it's settled then. I think it's best we don't go.
- You know, son, I think it's cute
that you think you have an option.
- Three more years.
- Three. - [laughs]
- Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express.
- Hold up, Molly.
Now I'm going to Reno and you can't go, girl.
- I am currently packing my entire life.
- What are you packing for Reno, Nanny?
- I'm taking my lucky flask.
Because, you know, that's what makes me happy
and makes me win.
- And it's 9:00.
I leave first thing in the morning, so pray for me.
* *
- Oh, yeah, she's snoring. - [snoring]
* *
[cash register rings]
* *
We're almost there, Nanny.
* *
Nanny, what are you doing?
- I'm in my happy place. - Oh, okay.
We got it.
We got it, Nanny.
- You smell all that good stuff?
- Nanny, it smells like desperation.
- Smells like money to me.
I'm going to get us checked in.
So y'all just look around while I'm getting the VIP ready.
- Savannah, there's like nobody here.
- Nobody under the age of 60 at least.
I don't think that they have a spa here.
- No. No, no, no, no.
I can assure you, they don't.
- Ha.
- Listen, this is what the whale gets you.
Three rooms.
There's the room keys and the vouchers.
You can go to the steakhouse.
If you want to get a lobster, it'll be on the whale.
- It's on the whale. - It's on the whale.
- We're going to run it up. - Thank you, Whale.
- Stay right there.
I'm going to show y'all my whale life.
First of all, we going to gamble all night.
[quirky upbeat music]
And then we going to have a buffet breakfast.
* *
And then we're going to go see some historical sites.
- Huh.
- What about snowboarding and skiing?
- You can do that when I'm dead.
- That's why I thought we came. - But you're going to love it.
Because when you change your mind,
it always comes out for the best.
- What does that even mean?
- So y'all want to come? I'm going to gamble.
It's time for me to get a drink
and start spending your inheritance.
[upbeat music]
- I have been a man on a mission.
- Yes.
- And then this is the media room.
- Yes. There's a big hole right there.
What are we doing?
- So we've got about another two weeks
before we can get windows in.
But once the windows go in, then all the trim goes in.
- Right.
So--
- So what?
- That means we can go to Tahoe.
Your mom, Chase, and Savannah are there.
I mean, I've talked to them, but I'd love to, you know,
see them.
We've been wanting to take the kids skiing.
They've never been.
You just said you can't do anything
till the windows get in.
- But what about the kids' schedule?
- I can move Chloe's things around.
Grayson can take a week off from ball.
- Yeah, good luck.
Literally, all I hear from Grayson
is baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball.
I love how committed Grayson is to baseball.
But I mean, you know, maybe a nice vacation will help him
forget about that for a bit.
- Exactly.
I mean, he's under a lot of pressure.
- He's under a lot of pressure?
Try raising the kid.
- I mean, we've been working hard.
You've been working hard.
Look at all this.
- I was getting ready to say I didn't see any we's over here.
- Mm-hmm.
But I mean, listen, I'm not the type of person
that needs to get all the credit.
It's just not who I am.
- [laughs]
* *
- Tahoe. Winter.
Look at my selection.
All new winter shoes.
I love an occasion to dress for seasons.
- I have everyone's stuff here.
I've got mine,
I've got Todd's, Chloe's, Gray's.
I, for some reason, always get stuck doing the packing.
- The only difficult thing that I have with winter
is that I have to wear things that make me look bulkier.
But either way, I'm going to do it and look hot at it.
* *
And here's our home for the next week.
- Oh! - Look at that.
- My gosh.
- Look at that view.
Finally, pictures didn't lie.
- Look at this kitchen.
- Skis. - Oh, glory.
- No way.
This is a spa.
Oh.
That'll cause you to shrink up.
- This is my spot right here.
- This is amazing.
- Oh, yeah.
Can this be my room?
- I could live here.
I'm truly super excited for us to have this trip.
I mean, it's our first ski trip.
- I know. And there's plenty of room for everybody.
- For everyone.
- You know, I've talked
to Chase and Savannah a couple of times,
and they're excited to come over, see the house.
Maybe we can do dinner?
- Son, get your face out of the phone.
- Dad, all of my friends are home practicing.
- Okay, and this is a vacation.
It's meant to be like a release from work.
Your work is baseball.
So leave that there, enjoy this week that we're here.
And then you'll be back to the grindstone.
Right? - I guess.
- God forbid that we try to treat our children
to a nice, lavish vacation.
- Do you ever think that we're really
underappreciated as parents?
- Honey, I have never been more certain of anything in my life.
This is a time where you get to become
closer with Todd and God.
- And maybe your family too.
- And if you've got time for the rest of the family.
* *
- All aboard.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Watch your step.
* *
- Oh, listen. Oh, I love it.
Faye's train's coming to town.
- Oh, God. Lord, help us.
- Don't you love it, honey?
You my ride or die.
- Yeah. - Come on.
- Honestly, I'm famished.
- Well, why didn't you eat at the buffet?
- Nanny, there was a woman
smoking right there next to all the food.
Do you think that's sanitary?
I mean, Nanny, do you think we're going
to get to ski at some point?
- This is so much better. - Oh.
- There's so much to be learned on the train.
You don't have to even put out no energy.
All you do has got to ride and listen to the whistle.
- Nanny, that's the whole reason we came was to ski.
- I mean, maybe we should go and see Mom and Dad, you know,
since they're right down the road.
We should go see their house, see them.
- When they knew that we were coming here,
they decided to come.
So I think they want to be copycats.
- They just wanted a last-minute trip.
I mean, Nanny, look at this house.
Look at that hot tub. - Oh.
Y'all don't have to have a fancy house to have fun.
Come on, kids. Put your hat on for Nanny.
- And then? - Take a selfie.
- Selfie.
All right, y'all, come on.
* *
Oh, that's a good one. Oh, yeah.
- You'll have this memory forever.
Well, I'm going to go up here and see if that conductor
will let me pull this horn.
- His horn or the train horn?
- Well, I might do both. - Oh, Nanny!
- Mom and Dad's house is looking real nice.
- Oh, it's looking real nice. - Oh.
I love Nanny, but I don't know how much more night gambling
and buffet sushi I can handle.
- Yeah. And you know what?
I am tired of smelling like an ashtray.
So we have got to go and stay with Mama and Daddy in Tahoe.
That's it. - It's time to go.
How are we supposed to break this to her?
- You know what?
I'll leave that task up to you.
- So let me get this straight.
I have to be the one to break Nanny's heart,
and I got to do it alone?
You're not going to help?
- Yeah, you got that straight.
[train horn blares]
* *
- Are y'all ready for your first ski lesson?
'Cause this is going to be fun. - Yeah, yeah.
- Not really, but yeah.
- This is going to be fun, so don't be a Debbie Downer.
- Dad, I'm worried about getting hurt.
- I'm not going to put you somewhere that you
can knowingly get hurt.
- Excuse me, are you Mr. Chrisley?
- I am. Are you Jimmy?
- I am. - Nice to meet you.
- This is my daughter, Chloe.
- Hi, Chloe.
- And this is Grayson. - Very nice to meet you two.
- These are the two that you're going
to be working with to teach how to properly ski today.
- Okay, you ready?
Okay, let's put our skis down.
Put them down on the snow like that.
We're going to only put one ski on.
Put your heel down and it's going to go, click.
Okay, Chlo, let's show big brother how we can do this.
Push on your big toe a little bit
and you're going to turn that way.
That a girl.
Grayson, come on this way.
Okay, now pick your foot up.
- Just remember, you get your athletic gene from me.
- Push on it and it's going to turn to your left.
- Way to go, Gray. - To your right, baby.
- See?
- [bleep]
- Son, you're doing great.
- And now, we're going to do the other one.
- I was only on one ski, and I and almost fell.
- But, Son, now you're on two.
- Chloe, you want to lead the way?
There. Toes in.
Okay, Grayson, same thing.
- Way to go, Gray.
* *
Way to go. - No. I fell.
- He can't get back up.
- I don't know what's got into Grayson,
because he's out there wobbling like Bambi on thin ice.
I bet if a baseball scout was watching, I mean,
he'd be cutting cartwheels on this damn thing.
- Hey, guys, we're going to do the next step of our lessons.
We're going to go up the conveyor belt,
and then we're going to come down that little area there.
- I'm going to let Chloe do it. - Grayson, you can do this.
- I know I can do it.
But I just don't want to hurt my knee or anything.
- Jimmy, just give us a second.
- All right. - Just go work with Chloe.
Grayson, I thought you wanted to learn how to ski.
- Dad, I'm done. I fell.
My teammates don't want me to get hurt.
I just don't want to let them down.
- Come on.
Son, what are you doing?
- Dad, I'm not doing this.
It's not worth it.
- Grayson.
- I told you I didn't want to come here,
[upbeat music]
- [squealing]
* *
[laughter]
- I want some help.
- All right, Chlo, you're going first, girl.
- One, two, three, go!
- [squealing]
* *
[laughter]
- Grayson, how fun is that?
- Gray, you want to go?
- I'm not going.
After what happened at skiing, I'm not taking any chances.
- Son, come on.
- I don't want to get hurt doing something dumb.
- Son, how are you going to get hurt?
- You remember Hunter Pence?
- Who's Hunter Pence? - He's a MLB player.
He got hurt in a hot tub.
- Okay, well, if he got hurt in a hot tub,
there was more than one person involved.
You could throw your hip out farting sideways,
but that didn't happen.
So let's just go.
- Come on, Gray.
- You know that I love somebody that's a hard worker.
And I want you to know that I respect and appreciate that.
But you got to have fun.
- Gray, you're a teenager.
There is more to life than baseball.
This is tubing.
Life's too short to always play it safe.
- That was fun. Can I do it again?
- Yes, you can. - Yeah, go, girl.
- Look at your sister. Look at her.
- Come on. One, two, three.
Whoo!
- Look at that. Go, Chloe.
Now tell me that doesn't look fun.
- All right, a little.
- Okay, so then go out there and treat that slide
right there like you're rounding third base
and headed towards home plate.
Go down fast. Just go.
- All right, here goes nothing.
* *
[laughs] Whoo!
Oh, my--
* *
Whoo!
- It is so nice to see Grayson take some of that pressure
off himself and just kind of go down that hill.
* *
- I knew he'd listen to us eventually.
Now, you're next.
- Yeah, right.
* *
- One, two, three.
[screaming]
* *
- [chuckling]
* *
- Hot streak a-rolling, hot streak a-rolling.
Come on, red. Come on, red.
Oh, look at him. We won.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I'm going to do mine back again.
Put that on 29. - 29?
- You's pretty good at this, buddy.
- Nanny. - But I got some of mine back.
What? - Come on.
I got to talk to you. - I can't.
You don't never interfere with nobody that's winning.
- Nanny, please, get up. Please, get up.
- [indistinct]
- First off, you've been down here for nine hours straight.
Nine hours, Nanny.
- But I'm winning. I'm on a hot streak.
- Have you even been to the bathroom?
Have you had any water? - I drank vodka.
And I've got my diaper on, so
I don't have to worry about going to the bathroom.
Well, where's Savannah at?
- She's packing.
Savannah and I are going to go stay with Mom and Dad.
- What do you mean?
I thought we was having a blast.
It'll take more than a fancy room to lure this whale.
- Nanny, I've seen you get lured in
by an all-you-can-eat buffet.
- Who can turn down all-you-can-eat shrimp?
So you leaving me?
So you really wasn't ever my ride or die.
- Yeah, Nanny, I am your ride or die.
- Todd must be your ride or die.
That's who you want to stay with.
- Nanny, we just want to go skiing.
- No, I'm not going to go skiing.
This is what I love.
And I wanted to pass it on to you.
- Nanny, we appreciate you.
We do. But, like, we're ready to go.
We're just going to go to the house and stay with Mom and Dad
for the rest of the vacation.
- You're telling me that you're going
to go hang out with your dad?
I'm going to give him a piece of my mind the next time
I see him.
- Well, Dad said you should come over for dinner.
- Well, to hell with y'all.
You might be leaving, but I'm not.
I'm going to go over here and play with my real friends.
- Nanny.
- I'm not going to hug you.
- Okay.
Well, we're gone.
- Bye.
[upbeat music]
* *
- You got to admit,
I did pretty good with this vacation, right?
- You did real good because this is gorgeous.
- Didn't make it in.
- Party is here. - Hey, Darling.
How are you?
Where's your Nanny?
* *
Did y'all tell her that we're eating dinner?
- I told her that we were coming to stay here because...
- It's all on him.
- Her idea of fun is not our idea of fun.
She was in the casino for nine hours straight.
And we came out here to go skiing, go snowboard.
And she just didn't want to have anything to do with that.
- So you basically put what you wanted to do
before what she wanted to do?
And she brought you on her trip.
- She just wanted to do things with the two of you together.
- Okay, well, either way, she's mad at us so--and you.
- How am I even involved?
- Well, she thinks that you got this big, nice house to,
like, upstage her.
- Oh, my gosh. Nobody's trying to upstage her.
- We know that.
- But she doesn't.
- No, I'll get to the bottom of it
because I'm going to call her.
I'm going to give her a personal invitation
to come over here with the rest of the family, have dinner.
- You do that.
- And I'm going to do it the right way.
- Let's see how well she takes it.
- Because I did it the wrong way.
- Clearly, you did.
- Well, then go call her.
- Oh, it's you.
Whatever you've got to say, you better hurry up and do it.
- Mama, listen to me.
I just wanted to check on you.
I wanted to invite you over for dinner.
- No.
You lured Chase and Savannah away from our vacation.
- Mama, what are you talking about?
What is wrong with us having all the family under one roof?
The only thing missing over here is you.
- Well, you got them, but you're not going to get me.
I'm going to gamble and have fun on my vacation.
I'm going to stay where they know how to treat a VIP.
I'm gone. Bye.
- Now--now, I'm not bye-ing.
Don't you hang this phone-- [dial tone]
Can you believe she just hung up on me?
- Do you see what we're talking about?
- Next time on "Chrisley Knows Best."
- I want to pan for gold. - Gold?
- That's nature's casino. - Nanny.
- This is my granddaughter, and we're gold diggers.
- [laughs] - Come on. Whoo!
You can do it, Dad. Just take your time.
- [screams]
[laughter]
- [bleep]! [screaming]