[classical music]
- don't you like my pants?
- No, I don't. - They're a little big.
- I have to get them altered.
So then once they're altered, see?
- Your pants look like a cowboy that's on a budget
and couldn't afford the rest of the getup,
so it just stopped at the thigh.
- [laughs] [door slams]
[footsteps tapping]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
[gasps] nanny.
- [laughs]
- what the hell are you wearing?
- What are you doing?
- Chase and I are going gothing.
- We're going golfing.
- [laughs] - oh, my god.
- Chase, you texted me and asked me
did I want to go gothing.
- Clearly it was a typo.
- Well, gothing is what he said.
And, chase, me and you do a lot of crazy [bleep].
- [laughs] nanny, what is gothing?
- Well, hell, savannah, surely you know what it is.
Look at your pants.
[laughter]
[bright classical music]
♪ ♪
[light music]
♪ ♪
- I am just so glad that y'all
were able to come up this week and celebrate
your 50th wedding anniversary with us in nashville.
- Pam, what the heck was you thinking at 16 years old,
locking yourself down to one man for 50 years?
- I don't know, todd. - Oh, she knew.
She knew. [laughter]
- well, listen, I am just excited that y'all are here.
And I want us to do some sightseeing
'cause I mean, mama, you love to walk around.
So...
What?
- Well, we're not walking right now
'cause your dad's in physical therapy.
- Physical therapy?
♪ ♪
- listen, honey, when I fell off the top of the ladder,
I got a couple of things, shoulder,
all that kind of stuff, but it's no big deal, honey.
You need to worry about her more.
- What do you mean? - She has a cataract.
Yeah, she squealed on me. I'm squealing on her.
And she's not gonna have surgery.
She can't see to drive at night.
- Well, I didn't even know she had a cataract.
- See? - Is there anything else
I need to know about you?
- Well, I did have my shoulder x-rayed,
but it's okay.
I've just got some arthritis in it.
- What about the knee? - My knee is fine.
It's your knee. - Oh, my gosh.
- The way you're reacting now,
that's the reason I didn't tell you before.
You live six hours away, honey.
What were you going to do?
- You know, it's hard when your parents start aging
and you can't get to them quickly.
It's this sense that you have no power,
and I know they don't want me to worry.
But the thoughts of me not knowing
or them needing something and me not being able to help
makes me worry even more.
Is there anything else I need to know about my parents?
- No, we're okay.
- Other than the fact that we're taking a yoga class,
and let me tell you something, honey,
it spiced things up for your mom and dad.
- Oh, my god, I'm gonna start washing the dishes.
- [laughs] - I can't.
I didn't need to know about that one.
♪ ♪
- look at how good this is gonna look.
- You just run this all the way down through here.
- Yeah. - Right, and this is gonna go
all around the perimeter of the property?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, where's the rest of it?
- What do you mean, the rest of it?
- How many square feet did you need?
- I don't know.
- Well, you've got enough to do about five panels here,
and then you're [bleep] out of luck.
- This was expensive.
I would've thought, with the price of it,
it would've covered the whole frickin' house.
[laughs]
[dog barks] hi, how are you?
- Savannah, hi. Good to see you again.
- Good to see you. - I'm great.
How are you, todd?
- I'm good. How are you? - Good.
[dog snarling]
- so how's your day been? - It's been good.
Been busy, glad that I got to get out and take a walk
for a little bit. - I know.
- You know what, if you could not have your dog in the yard.
I mean, down there would be great.
♪ ♪
ah! Ah! See?
Can you just keep walking? - Oh, okay.
Bye. - Bye.
- How rude are you gonna be? - I'm rude?
She let her dog piss in the yard.
- Well, you know what, you don't have to worry about
your precious yard, landscaping,
'cause this is my house now.
So you're gonna have to stay away from this area,
'cause I'm trying to be a good neighbor,
trying to make some friends.
- Savannah, let me tell you
the best way to be a good neighbor.
- Let's hear it.
- Pretend that you don't have none.
I honestly don't understand why
people want to be buddy-buddy with their neighbors.
In my experience, people are just nosy
and always looking for something to complain about.
- Listen, you like to complain
as much as the next person when we lived here.
- Julie, if someone's gonna start [bleep] with me,
then I'm gonna serve it back. - Oh, my gosh.
- Have you ever at least waved to your neighbors?
- I have given hand gestures to a lot of neighbors.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- so where's pam and harvey? I thought you wanted
to spend time with them when they was in town.
- Well, I did, but they're shopping with chase
because I really wanted to show you this house.
- You know, it's a big house. - It is.
I love the wide hallways, open kitchen.
You got your breakfast room,
you got your family room all right here.
There's been a lot of moving houses this past year.
And now I think it's time we find a more permanent solution.
- Especially now since we're coming into our prime.
I mean, grayson's gonna leave for college soon,
and it's been a long time since we've had one kid in the house.
So I mean, now we can really live it up.
- Or find something that really fits our needs.
- Yes, our love nest needs for todd and julie.
- Oh, my gosh.
Listen, I want to show you this last feature of this house
that really is a game changer,
and I want you to have an open mind about it.
- Okay.
- I mean, look, look at this space down here.
Look how high these ceilings are.
And there is a full kitchen with its own entryway.
- It's got good space to it.
- It's just a great in-law suite.
- Mama's already said she ain't ever living with nobody.
- Well, I wasn't talking about your mama.
I was talking about my mom and dad.
This is perfect for them.
- Julie. - A living room,
a kitchen. - No.
- Let me show you the bedroom. - No.
What are you talking about?
- Well, they're getting older, todd.
- I didn't even know your mama and daddy
was even thinking about moving here.
- Well, no, but after what I heard with all the ailments
and everything they've got going on,
I just want to get them here so that I can be close by.
- Julie, listen, you know I worship your mother.
But harvey...
Every man loves the opportunity
to kick his father-in-law's ass.
- And every father-in-law loves an opportunity
to bring his son-in-law down a notch.
- Do you see what you did? - I didn't do it. You did.
- No. Shh.
- You came up here to stir [bleep].
- No, you're the stirrer.
- If anyone in this family was meant to be on this stage,
it's-- - it's me.
- If there's anyone in this family
that really thinks a whole lot of themselves,
it's-- - it's him.
- All right.
- Listen, todd, I've bent over backwards
for your family since day one,
and you know that at the end of the day,
family is what's important.
- But, julie, the master bedroom's right above this.
I mean, so that means that your daddy's
gonna know everything we do.
- Oh, yeah, they're gonna hear the tv going.
[classical music]
♪ ♪
- chase, I need you to help me
with this crossword.
What's a "diva scarf"? - A what?
- I've never been big on crossword puzzles.
- Oh, what, so you don't know it?
- I solve big problems, savannah.
I don't solve crossword puzzles.
- Chase. - You know how many problems
I could solve with my brain power?
- Well, why haven't you solved any?
- [laughs]
- what the hell, nanny?
- Well, that's enough about you, chase.
Gorgeous, what you got going on this week?
- Well, you know, I've been in the process of moving
and trying to settle into the house.
And of course, daddy's making it difficult.
- That's what you get for buying a home from him.
- Yeah, I mean, we had
a really intense moment with the neighbor.
- Ah! Ah! Can you just keep walking?
- Oh, okay.
Bye. - Bye.
- Honestly, I'm a little embarrassed.
- I don't know why y'all are surprised.
I mean, dad doesn't have the best reputation
when it comes to being a neighbor.
I mean, what about the time when
somebody complained about noise in the driveway?
- Somebody in this neighborhood
has put the chrisley family on blast.
- For what? - Your drive-in movie night.
- Who?
- Dad starts wars with neighbors.
- Just post a nice apology.
- No, I'm not apologizing for [bleep].
- Oh, my gosh. - I know how to handle this.
- I mean, dad was driving around, checking to see
if the hedges were high enough, if the trash cans
were in place, if there's any violations at all.
- Take a picture of this one right here,
because they didn't mow their yard on Saturday.
- And then he accused one of the neighbors
of being a drug dealer,
and he took me on a stakeout.
- See, right there.
- And we got caught on camera. - [chuckles]
- look, look, I want you to look.
- Oh, my god. Daddy, really?
- He's like a category five hurricane.
- [laughs]
- well, I'm just afraid that his negativity
is going to be, like, a reflection of me.
- It is, 100%.
- This sucks. I mean, I really want
a good relationship with my neighbors.
What if I'm alone, I need help?
People are more likely to help you if they actually like you.
- Well, maybe you could just lie about who your dad is.
- I mean, I was basically here every day
when mom and dad lived here.
They know that I'm his daughter.
- You ever thought about estrangement?
Now, that makes a statement.
- Shut up.
- I got an idea.
Just throw a welcoming party.
- I mean, it wouldn't hurt, savannah.
- Well, you know what, that's a great idea.
I'll invite all the neighbors.
Dad can come, make nice with them, make up.
- No, I don't think that's a good idea.
- Terrible idea.
- Yeah, because he might mess it up for you,
and then you'll be screwed sure enough then.
[laughter]
- thanks, nanny. - She has a point.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- isn't this nice, just to be able
to have a casual conversation?
- It is nice. It's just unusual,
especially for you just to invite papa to lunch.
- Well, listen, I just wanted to have some one-on-one time
to let you know that your daughter's out to get you.
- Out to get me?
- Harvey, she thinks you are old.
She's got the idea of you moving in with us.
- [chokes]
- you know, because of your injury
and, you know, from the fall.
- [coughs]
that's a terrible idea.
- I love you, but one alpha male,
put two together-- - it doesn't work.
Doesn't work. - Not gonna work.
- Well, mom's reasonable, so you just need to
sit down and have a conversation with her.
- No, the problem is that your mother's got her mind made up.
So we're gonna have to show her and not tell her.
- Son, I could not agree more.
- Why do you have to take a seemingly simple solution
and overcomplicate it?
- Chase, your mother is not going to hear a word that I say
because she's romanticized this whole situation.
So your papa and I are gonna give her a dose of reality.
- [laughs]
the two people on this earth that are probably the most
out of touch with reality are gonna start dealing out doses.
This is gonna be fun. - Mm-hmm.
You and I have had a relationship for 26 years.
You know why it's worked?
Harvey stays in his lane. I stay in mine.
- Right, it's small doses. - Yes.
- Because I think a full dose of either one of us
would be an overdose. - I agree.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- thank you for coming. - Welcome to the neighborhood.
- Thank you so much.
I've--I will be a great neighbor.
I will, I swear.
- Well, you're getting off to a great start.
Thank you very much. - Well, thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Enjoy yourself. - I'll do it.
- What do you think, nanny?
It's a pretty good turnout, isn't it?
- I think it's a heck of a turn out.
- I know.
Thank you so much for giving me the idea.
Honestly, I feel like I'm putting a huge foot forward
in showing them that I'm not like daddy.
I can be a good neighbor. I can be friendly.
You know? - That's--
be that every day regardless, because your situ--
oh, my god. - What?
What is that look, huh? - That's your dad.
- Oh, my gosh. This is a disaster.
- I didn't think you invited him.
- Nanny, I didn't invite him. - Mm-mm.
- Oh, my god, I'll be back.
- You need to go on and deal with that.
- Yeah, I am. I'll be back.
Stay there, dad. I'll come to you.
I mean, this is a nightmare.
I'm trying to prove that I'm my own person,
and he could potentially blow it for me.
But you know what, I guess it all depends.
I could get irrational todd or reasonable todd.
- Savannah, you hid a party from him.
You think you're gonna get rational?
The best thing you can do to defuse that bomb
before it detonates, and if it does, you better run.
- What are you doing here?
- Well, I had to come pick up a package
because I got an alert on my phone.
But had I known you were having a party,
I would've dressed better,
you know, had I received an invitation.
- Yeah, dad, you-- I just--
there was a reason you weren't invited,
because this is for all the neighbors.
- Well, it looks like mama made it.
- Hey, well, daddy, you just don't have
the best track record with neighbors,
and I just want to get along with my neighbors.
I want to be a lover, not a fighter.
- That sounds like a crock of [bleep].
- I mean, I can tell that you're upset.
- No, no. - Why don't you just
stay for the rest of the party, enjoy yourself?
- You have a good time with your neighbors,
and I'm gonna go on home. - Well, I love you.
You can stay if you want. - No, it's okay.
But you'll remember this one day.
♪ ♪
- I'm so excited. We're gonna have game night.
- Here you go, pop. - I mean, we can do this
all the time once y'all move here.
- That'd be fun. - Yeah.
- Julie, it is freezing in this house.
- Good lord, son, I'm sweating over here.
You--something's wrong with you.
- Or something's wrong with you.
- No. - Honey, I'm gonna get you
a blanket right here.
Leave it on the side of the sofa for that reason.
Here, get you some popcorn. - Thank you.
- Is that popcorn good?
- You really don't need to eat this,
because it's got a lot of salt in it
and you have high blood pressure.
- Here, we can share. Let me divide it out.
A little bit.
Okay. All right, here you go.
- Why did you give him more than me?
- 'cause she loves me more than she does you.
- But it's my house.
- Oh, god, here we go again. "my house."
- okay, what are we gonna play? - We'll just do spades.
- Spades? No, no, no, let's play war.
- No, I don't like war.
- Julie, let's just play some spades.
- Okay, mom, me and you are partners.
And they're partners. - No, no.
- No. - Yeah.
- Pam and I are partners.
- No, you're not partners this way.
You're partners this way.
- No, I don't want to play with him.
He doesn't even know how to play.
- And I don't want to play with him.
I'm out. I'm gonna go watch the game.
- Not in the media room,
because I'm gonna watch "project runway."
rupaul is on there tonight.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
- They are the most childish-- - mama, mama.
- What? - Listen, I have to tell you.
We all went to lunch, and they said they wanted
to convince you that it was not a good idea
for them to live together.
- Are you kidding me?
- I don't know why it's that shocking in this family.
- Well, it's not shocking when it comes to your dad,
but it is shocking when it comes to mine
that he would join in on this-- - manipulation.
- 100%.
Does dad not want to move here? - I don't know.
- This is ridiculous.
- Yeah, it's pretty childish, isn't it?
- They'll not get another bowl of popcorn from me.
[laughter]
[classical music]
- hey, miley. That's nanny's baby.
Yes. Lay right there
and have you a good day. - Hey, darling.
- Hey. - Brought your dry cleaning.
- Oh, lord, you brought my blue dress.
I'm gonna look good at the senior party.
- Well, you didn't tell me nothing about a senior party.
I mean, I'd love to be invited to a party.
I mean, certainly I'd love to be invited to a party
by someone that I'm related to, but that's not gonna happen.
- Oh, todd, is your little butt hurting?
- No, mama, my butt's not hurt,
but my heart's hurt. - Okay.
- I mean, can you believe that savannah purposefully
did not invite me to that party?
- Now, todd, if you want to be mad at someone,
you need to be mad at me
because I'm the one told her don't invite you.
- You are such a traitor.
- Well, I heard about the interaction
with the neighbor the other day,
and savannah wants to distance herself from this crap.
She wants to be a good neighbor
so she can have good relationships with people.
You know, todd, take it from someone that lives alone.
It's good to have a friendship
with people that live next door.
You never know when you might need them,
so don't burn a bridge.
- Well, I actually never thought of it that way.
- No, you always too busy burning bridges.
- Mama, listen, I will make things right with savannah.
I will figure out what we need to do to make sure
that she's comfortable in her neighborhood
with her neighbors in her home.
- Now, that's my boy.
So just go on inside
and take my laundry and hang it up for me.
- [laughs]
mama, you are one of a kind, darling.
- I know it.
♪ ♪
- all right, just start buttering the bread.
Get that bread buttered. - Okay.
- No, you know what, you go first.
- No, no, no, no, son, this is your house.
You go first. - No, you go first.
That would be rude of me. - All right, I'll go, then.
[sniffing]
what is that smell?
- It's coming from the kitchen.
- My lord, that smells good.
- Hey, darling, how are you? - I'm good.
I just got some sauce cooking over here.
- It smells delicious.
- Yeah, it's a shame y'all aren't gonna have any.
- What are you talking about, not have any?
- Why would we not have any?
- This is for my mother and my children.
- So what are we supposed to eat?
- [scoffs] not my problem.
- I'm just buttering bread.
- Julie, what's going on?
- Listen, I know what y'all two are up to.
You think y'all are so smart.
- What are you talking about?
- Chase told me about your little plan that you concocted.
- We're not trying to have a plan.
- Oh, you absolutely--all this going back and forth
and just being petty.
- Honey, we did that for you, believe it or not.
- For me? - Yeah.
- He did it for you.
- How did you do it for me?
- Well, we wanted you to see that we didn't want to
without telling you we didn't want to.
Now you know we don't want to, and we really don't want to.
- Listen, when you fell, I was six hours away.
I could not get to you,
and I did not like that feeling of being helpless.
I just feel like with everything that's going on
with the two of y'all, I don't want to wait
till I have to bring you here.
I mean, I just want to be helpful
at this stage of your life.
- Honey, you've always been
helpful to us anytime we've needed you.
- Agreed, and you've always been there.
So don't--that's not the issue here.
Honey, I'm sorry for our little stunt.
And we want to be close to you guys as well,
just not close, close, close.
Something in nashville.
- Okay, well, then listen-- - I could help y'all look
for a house here or a condo or a townhome,
whatever you feel most comfortable in.
- Okay. - And then you live
in your own home but close to julie
so she can get to you.
And that works good, right?
- I love it. - Sounds good.
Maybe I shouldn't have assumed everyone was gonna be okay
with my plans of us all living together.
I mean, it was a little unrealistic.
- Well, I'm just happy that we found a solution
that works for everyone. - Yes.
And I'm thrilled that they're open to moving closer to us.
I mean, we could see them
once or even twice a day if we wanted to.
- Yeah, I love that.
- Well, then I think the next step needs to be
we got to find them a place. - Yes.
- Agreed. - I think we do.
- Agree. - And I mean,
with your money and my taste, we'll knock it out of the park.
- Okay, well, you won't have a ladder there,
I can assure you of that.
[laughter]
[classical music]
- dad. - What?
I got a question. Would you ever go to the moon?
- No, I'm not interested.
- I would colonize it.
Could you imagine having, like, a little pet alien?
Like, a alien--
- we call them, here on earth, children.
- Do you think it rains or snows?
Well, there's no clouds in space.
Or is there?
- This is just dumb. - We don't know, we never been.
But I know I'd find out.
- Hey, darling.
- Savannah, would you go to the moon?
- I would probably feel claustrophobic, so no.
- You're in space.
How you gonna be claustrophobic in space?
- 'cause you're still in the spaceship.
- Spaceships are big.
- Whatever.
You said you had something you wanted to show me.
- I do.
Todd-da!
You get it, "todd-da"?
Look. - That is way too much todd.
- What are you talking about?
There's never been too much todd.
- [laughs] - what is that even for?
- Well, I wanted to put together
a beautiful gift basket for your neighbors
so that I leave you on a good solid footing with them.
- I have a question.
I'm just confused as to why
putting your face on every product is an apology.
I would've literally put anything else on there.
- [laughs]
yeah, it's a bit weird, but I appreciate that.
And you know what, I should have told you about the party.
So I'm sorry. But the party was great.
I got to meet a bunch of people,
and I feel like I'm starting off the right foot.
- Listen, just because I haven't been close
with my neighbors doesn't mean
savannah can't be close with hers.
And to be honest, it does give me some comfort to know
that she has friends close by if she were to need some help.
- So does that mean that when we find a new house,
you'll be open to meeting our neighbors?
- Honey, as soon as you realize that the only people
I want to be close to are you, my children,
my mother, the better off we'll be.
- Okay. I got ya.
- You know what, I appreciate you,
and I'll help you give the baskets out,
but I think we should lose the todd of it all.
- I don't know, the poop bags are pretty accurate.
You should leave those in there.
- [laughs]
- like, every time they're picking up their dog's poop,
they turn it over, they see your face.
- [laughs]
come on. That was great.
- [laughs]