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[classical music]
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- don't you like my pants?
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- No, I don't.
- They're a little big.
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- I have to get them altered.
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So then once they're altered,
see?
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- Your pants look like a cowboy
that's on a budget
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and couldn't afford
the rest of the getup,
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so it just stopped
at the thigh.
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- [laughs]
[door slams]
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[footsteps tapping]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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[gasps]
nanny.
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- [laughs]
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- what the hell
are you wearing?
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- What are you doing?
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- Chase and I
are going gothing.
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- We're going golfing.
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- [laughs]
- oh, my god.
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- Chase, you texted me
and asked me
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did I want to go gothing.
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- Clearly it was a typo.
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- Well, gothing
is what he said.
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And, chase, me and you
do a lot of crazy [bleep].
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- [laughs]
nanny, what is gothing?
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- Well, hell, savannah,
surely you know what it is.
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Look at your pants.
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[laughter]
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[bright classical music]
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♪ ♪
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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- I am just so glad that y'all
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were able to come up this week
and celebrate
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your 50th wedding anniversary
with us in nashville.
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- Pam, what the heck was you
thinking at 16 years old,
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locking yourself down
to one man for 50 years?
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- I don't know, todd.
- Oh, she knew.
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She knew.
[laughter]
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- well, listen, I am just
excited that y'all are here.
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And I want us to do
some sightseeing
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'cause I mean, mama,
you love to walk around.
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So...
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What?
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- Well, we're not
walking right now
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'cause your dad's
in physical therapy.
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- Physical therapy?
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- listen, honey, when I fell
off the top of the ladder,
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I got a couple of things,
shoulder,
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all that kind of stuff,
but it's no big deal, honey.
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You need to worry
about her more.
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- What do you mean?
- She has a cataract.
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Yeah, she squealed on me.
I'm squealing on her.
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And she's not gonna
have surgery.
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She can't see
to drive at night.
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- Well, I didn't even know
she had a cataract.
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- See?
- Is there anything else
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I need to know about you?
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- Well, I did have
my shoulder x-rayed,
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but it's okay.
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I've just got
some arthritis in it.
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- What about the knee?
- My knee is fine.
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It's your knee.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- The way you're reacting now,
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that's the reason
I didn't tell you before.
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You live six hours away, honey.
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What were you going to do?
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- You know, it's hard
when your parents start aging
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and you can't
get to them quickly.
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It's this sense
that you have no power,
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and I know they don't
want me to worry.
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But the thoughts
of me not knowing
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or them needing something
and me not being able to help
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makes me worry even more.
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Is there anything else I need
to know about my parents?
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- No, we're okay.
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- Other than the fact
that we're taking a yoga class,
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and let me tell you
something, honey,
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it spiced things up
for your mom and dad.
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- Oh, my god, I'm gonna start
washing the dishes.
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- [laughs]
- I can't.
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I didn't need to know
about that one.
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- look at how good
this is gonna look.
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- You just run this
all the way down through here.
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- Yeah.
- Right, and this is gonna go
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all around the perimeter
of the property?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, well,
where's the rest of it?
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- What do you mean,
the rest of it?
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- How many square feet
did you need?
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- I don't know.
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- Well, you've got enough
to do about five panels here,
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and then you're
[bleep] out of luck.
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- This was expensive.
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I would've thought,
with the price of it,
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it would've covered
the whole frickin' house.
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[dog barks]
hi, how are you?
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- Savannah, hi.
Good to see you again.
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- Good to see you.
- I'm great.
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How are you, todd?
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- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.
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- Good.
[dog snarling]
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- so how's your day been?
- It's been good.
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Been busy, glad that I got
to get out and take a walk
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for a little bit.
- I know.
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- You know what, if you could
not have your dog in the yard.
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I mean, down there
would be great.
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ah! Ah!
See?
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Can you just keep walking?
- Oh, okay.
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Bye.
- Bye.
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- How rude are you gonna be?
- I'm rude?
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She let her dog
piss in the yard.
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- Well, you know what,
you don't have to worry about
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your precious yard,
landscaping,
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'cause this is my house now.
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So you're gonna have
to stay away from this area,
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'cause I'm trying to be
a good neighbor,
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trying to make some friends.
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- Savannah, let me tell you
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the best way
to be a good neighbor.
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- Let's hear it.
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- Pretend that you
don't have none.
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I honestly don't understand why
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people want to be buddy-buddy
with their neighbors.
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In my experience,
people are just nosy
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and always looking for
something to complain about.
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- Listen, you like to complain
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as much as the next person
when we lived here.
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- Julie, if someone's
gonna start [bleep] with me,
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then I'm gonna serve it back.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Have you ever at least
waved to your neighbors?
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- I have given hand gestures
to a lot of neighbors.
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- [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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- so where's pam and harvey?
I thought you wanted
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to spend time with them
when they was in town.
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- Well, I did, but they're
shopping with chase
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because I really wanted
to show you this house.
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- You know, it's a big house.
- It is.
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I love the wide hallways,
open kitchen.
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You got your breakfast room,
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you got your family room
all right here.
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There's been a lot of
moving houses this past year.
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And now I think it's time we
find a more permanent solution.
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- Especially now since
we're coming into our prime.
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I mean, grayson's gonna
leave for college soon,
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and it's been a long time since
we've had one kid in the house.
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So I mean, now we can
really live it up.
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- Or find something
that really fits our needs.
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- Yes, our love nest needs
for todd and julie.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Listen, I want to show you this
last feature of this house
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that really is a game changer,
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and I want you to have
an open mind about it.
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- Okay.
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- I mean, look,
look at this space down here.
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Look how high
these ceilings are.
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And there is a full kitchen
with its own entryway.
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- It's got good space to it.
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- It's just a great
in-law suite.
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- Mama's already said she
ain't ever living with nobody.
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- Well, I wasn't talking
about your mama.
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I was talking
about my mom and dad.
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This is perfect for them.
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- Julie.
- A living room,
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a kitchen.
- No.
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- Let me show you the bedroom.
- No.
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What are you talking about?
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- Well, they're getting
older, todd.
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- I didn't even know
your mama and daddy
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was even thinking
about moving here.
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- Well, no, but after what
I heard with all the ailments
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and everything
they've got going on,
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I just want to get them here
so that I can be close by.
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- Julie, listen,
you know I worship your mother.
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But harvey...
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Every man loves the opportunity
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to kick
his father-in-law's ass.
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- And every father-in-law
loves an opportunity
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to bring his son-in-law
down a notch.
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- Do you see what you did?
- I didn't do it. You did.
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- No. Shh.
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- You came up here
to stir [bleep].
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- No, you're the stirrer.
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- If anyone in this family
was meant to be on this stage,
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it's--
- it's me.
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- If there's anyone
in this family
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that really thinks
a whole lot of themselves,
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it's--
- it's him.
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- All right.
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- Listen, todd,
I've bent over backwards
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for your family since day one,
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and you know
that at the end of the day,
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family is what's important.
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- But, julie, the master
bedroom's right above this.
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I mean, so that means
that your daddy's
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gonna know everything we do.
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- Oh, yeah, they're gonna hear
the tv going.
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[classical music]
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♪ ♪
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- chase, I need you to help me
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with this crossword.
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What's a "diva scarf"?
- A what?
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- I've never been big
on crossword puzzles.
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- Oh, what,
so you don't know it?
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- I solve big problems,
savannah.
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I don't solve
crossword puzzles.
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- Chase.
- You know how many problems
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I could solve
with my brain power?
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- Well, why haven't you
solved any?
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- [laughs]
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- what the hell, nanny?
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- Well, that's enough
about you, chase.
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Gorgeous, what you got
going on this week?
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- Well, you know, I've been
in the process of moving
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and trying to settle
into the house.
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And of course,
daddy's making it difficult.
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- That's what you get
for buying a home from him.
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- Yeah, I mean, we had
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a really intense moment
with the neighbor.
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- Ah! Ah!
Can you just keep walking?
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- Oh, okay.
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Bye.
- Bye.
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- Honestly,
I'm a little embarrassed.
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- I don't know
why y'all are surprised.
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I mean, dad doesn't
have the best reputation
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when it comes
to being a neighbor.
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I mean, what about
the time when
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somebody complained
about noise in the driveway?
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- Somebody in this neighborhood
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has put the chrisley family
on blast.
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- For what?
- Your drive-in movie night.
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- Who?
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- Dad starts wars
with neighbors.
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- Just post a nice apology.
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- No, I'm not apologizing
for [bleep].
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- Oh, my gosh.
- I know how to handle this.
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- I mean, dad was
driving around, checking to see
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if the hedges were high enough,
if the trash cans
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were in place, if there's any
violations at all.
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- Take a picture
of this one right here,
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because they didn't
mow their yard on Saturday.
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- And then he accused
one of the neighbors
248
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of being a drug dealer,
249
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,640
and he took me on a stakeout.
250
00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,277
- See, right there.
251
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:35,413
- And we got caught on camera.
- [chuckles]
252
00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:37,749
- look, look,
I want you to look.
253
00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,818
- Oh, my god.
Daddy, really?
254
00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,887
- He's like
a category five hurricane.
255
00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,321
- [laughs]
256
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,291
- well, I'm just afraid
that his negativity
257
00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,660
is going to be, like,
a reflection of me.
258
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,028
- It is, 100%.
259
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,731
- This sucks.
I mean, I really want
260
00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,299
a good relationship
with my neighbors.
261
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,268
What if I'm alone, I need help?
262
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,970
People are more likely to help
you if they actually like you.
263
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,806
- Well, maybe you could just
lie about who your dad is.
264
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,141
- I mean, I was basically here
every day
265
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,543
when mom and dad lived here.
266
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,211
They know
that I'm his daughter.
267
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,846
- You ever thought
about estrangement?
268
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,283
Now, that makes a statement.
269
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,417
- Shut up.
270
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,818
- I got an idea.
271
00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,687
Just throw a welcoming party.
272
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,255
- I mean, it wouldn't hurt,
savannah.
273
00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:19,391
- Well, you know what,
that's a great idea.
274
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,493
I'll invite all the neighbors.
275
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:25,163
Dad can come,
make nice with them, make up.
276
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,765
- No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
277
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,966
- Terrible idea.
278
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,068
- Yeah, because he might
mess it up for you,
279
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,170
and then you'll be screwed
sure enough then.
280
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,772
[laughter]
281
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,140
- thanks, nanny.
- She has a point.
282
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,141
- Thank you.
283
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:40,278
♪ ♪
284
00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,446
- isn't this nice,
just to be able
285
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,214
to have a casual
conversation?
286
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,983
- It is nice.
It's just unusual,
287
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,352
especially for you
just to invite papa to lunch.
288
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,088
- Well, listen, I just wanted
to have some one-on-one time
289
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,525
to let you know that
your daughter's out to get you.
290
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,527
- Out to get me?
291
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,163
- Harvey, she thinks
you are old.
292
00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,498
She's got the idea
of you moving in with us.
293
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:01,600
- [chokes]
294
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,901
- you know,
because of your injury
295
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,169
and, you know,
from the fall.
296
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,304
- [coughs]
297
00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,405
that's a terrible idea.
298
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,808
- I love you,
but one alpha male,
299
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,476
put two together--
- it doesn't work.
300
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,711
Doesn't work.
- Not gonna work.
301
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,846
- Well, mom's reasonable,
so you just need to
302
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,381
sit down and have
a conversation with her.
303
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,217
- No, the problem is that your
mother's got her mind made up.
304
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,519
So we're gonna have
to show her and not tell her.
305
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,455
- Son, I could not agree more.
306
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,591
- Why do you have to take
a seemingly simple solution
307
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,126
and overcomplicate it?
308
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,662
- Chase, your mother is not
going to hear a word that I say
309
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,098
because she's romanticized
this whole situation.
310
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,767
So your papa and I are gonna
give her a dose of reality.
311
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,836
- [laughs]
312
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,904
the two people on this earth
that are probably the most
313
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,274
out of touch with reality are
gonna start dealing out doses.
314
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,276
This is gonna be fun.
- Mm-hmm.
315
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,912
You and I have had
a relationship for 26 years.
316
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,648
You know why it's worked?
317
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,583
Harvey stays in his lane.
I stay in mine.
318
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,551
- Right, it's small doses.
- Yes.
319
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,021
- Because I think a full dose
of either one of us
320
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,223
would be an overdose.
- I agree.
321
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,760
[laughter]
322
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:07,265
♪ ♪
323
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,734
- thank you for coming.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
324
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,403
- Thank you so much.
325
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,171
I've--I will be
a great neighbor.
326
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,639
I will, I swear.
327
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,241
- Well, you're getting off
to a great start.
328
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,242
Thank you very much.
- Well, thank you.
329
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,243
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
330
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,045
- Enjoy yourself.
- I'll do it.
331
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,346
- What do you think, nanny?
332
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,614
It's a pretty good
turnout, isn't it?
333
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,516
- I think it's
a heck of a turn out.
334
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,684
- I know.
335
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,652
Thank you so much
for giving me the idea.
336
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,355
Honestly, I feel like I'm
putting a huge foot forward
337
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,691
in showing them
that I'm not like daddy.
338
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,527
I can be a good neighbor.
I can be friendly.
339
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,895
You know?
- That's--
340
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,531
be that every day regardless,
because your situ--
341
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,899
oh, my god.
- What?
342
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,500
What is that look, huh?
- That's your dad.
343
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,303
- Oh, my gosh.
This is a disaster.
344
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,005
- I didn't think
you invited him.
345
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,973
- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
- Mm-mm.
346
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,241
- Oh, my god, I'll be back.
347
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,309
- You need to go on
and deal with that.
348
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,644
- Yeah, I am.
I'll be back.
349
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,847
Stay there, dad.
I'll come to you.
350
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,148
I mean, this is a nightmare.
351
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,384
I'm trying to prove
that I'm my own person,
352
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,319
and he could potentially
blow it for me.
353
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,188
But you know what,
I guess it all depends.
354
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,324
I could get irrational todd
or reasonable todd.
355
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,728
- Savannah, you hid
a party from him.
356
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,429
You think you're
gonna get rational?
357
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,565
The best thing you can do
to defuse that bomb
358
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,868
before it detonates,
and if it does, you better run.
359
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,536
- What are you doing here?
360
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,638
- Well, I had to come pick up
a package
361
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,307
because I got an alert
on my phone.
362
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,275
But had I known
you were having a party,
363
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,543
I would've dressed better,
364
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,112
you know, had I received
an invitation.
365
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,982
- Yeah, dad, you--
I just--
366
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,684
there was a reason
you weren't invited,
367
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,652
because this is
for all the neighbors.
368
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,554
- Well, it looks like
mama made it.
369
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,791
- Hey, well, daddy,
you just don't have
370
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,860
the best track record
with neighbors,
371
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,728
and I just want to get along
with my neighbors.
372
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,196
I want to be a lover,
not a fighter.
373
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,965
- That sounds like
a crock of [bleep].
374
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,900
- I mean, I can tell
that you're upset.
375
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,235
- No, no.
- Why don't you just
376
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,137
stay for the rest of the party,
enjoy yourself?
377
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,938
- You have a good time
with your neighbors,
378
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,274
and I'm gonna go on home.
- Well, I love you.
379
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,244
You can stay if you want.
- No, it's okay.
380
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,546
But you'll remember this
one day.
381
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:08,686
♪ ♪
382
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,222
- I'm so excited.
We're gonna have game night.
383
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,590
- Here you go, pop.
- I mean, we can do this
384
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,225
all the time
once y'all move here.
385
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,194
- That'd be fun.
- Yeah.
386
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,830
- Julie, it is freezing
in this house.
387
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,766
- Good lord, son,
I'm sweating over here.
388
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,434
You--something's wrong
with you.
389
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,736
- Or something's wrong
with you.
390
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,737
- No.
- Honey, I'm gonna get you
391
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,071
a blanket right here.
392
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,407
Leave it on the side
of the sofa for that reason.
393
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,677
Here, get you some popcorn.
- Thank you.
394
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,012
- Is that popcorn good?
395
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,380
- You really
don't need to eat this,
396
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,748
because it's got
a lot of salt in it
397
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,383
and you have
high blood pressure.
398
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,285
- Here, we can share.
Let me divide it out.
399
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,519
A little bit.
400
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,555
Okay.
All right, here you go.
401
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,023
- Why did you give him
more than me?
402
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,324
- 'cause she loves me more
than she does you.
403
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,659
- But it's my house.
404
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,494
- Oh, god, here we go again.
"my house."
405
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,731
- okay, what are we gonna play?
- We'll just do spades.
406
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,800
- Spades?
No, no, no, let's play war.
407
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,635
- No, I don't like war.
408
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,370
- Julie, let's just
play some spades.
409
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,538
- Okay, mom,
me and you are partners.
410
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,539
And they're partners.
- No, no.
411
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:02,540
- No.
- Yeah.
412
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,808
- Pam and I are partners.
413
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,210
- No, you're not partners
this way.
414
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,544
You're partners this way.
415
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,213
- No, I don't want
to play with him.
416
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,781
He doesn't even know
how to play.
417
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,249
- And I don't want
to play with him.
418
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,984
I'm out.
I'm gonna go watch the game.
419
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,185
- Not in the media room,
420
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,087
because I'm gonna watch
"project runway."
421
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,290
rupaul is on there tonight.
422
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,428
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
423
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,897
- They are the most childish--
- mama, mama.
424
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,166
- What?
- Listen, I have to tell you.
425
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,302
We all went to lunch,
and they said they wanted
426
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,872
to convince you
that it was not a good idea
427
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,607
for them to live together.
428
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,041
- Are you kidding me?
429
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,810
- I don't know why it's
that shocking in this family.
430
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,945
- Well, it's not shocking
when it comes to your dad,
431
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,847
but it is shocking
when it comes to mine
432
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,850
that he would join in on this--
- manipulation.
433
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,285
- 100%.
434
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,288
Does dad not want to move here?
- I don't know.
435
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,923
- This is ridiculous.
436
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,291
- Yeah, it's pretty childish,
isn't it?
437
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,927
- They'll not get another bowl
of popcorn from me.
438
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,629
[laughter]
439
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,500
[classical music]
440
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,669
- hey, miley.
That's nanny's baby.
441
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,037
Yes.
Lay right there
442
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,273
and have you a good day.
- Hey, darling.
443
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,174
- Hey.
- Brought your dry cleaning.
444
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,977
- Oh, lord, you brought
my blue dress.
445
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,513
I'm gonna look good
at the senior party.
446
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,316
- Well, you didn't tell me
nothing about a senior party.
447
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,685
I mean, I'd love to be invited
to a party.
448
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,220
I mean, certainly I'd love
to be invited to a party
449
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,856
by someone that I'm related to,
but that's not gonna happen.
450
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,358
- Oh, todd,
is your little butt hurting?
451
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,060
- No, mama,
my butt's not hurt,
452
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,962
but my heart's hurt.
- Okay.
453
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,431
- I mean, can you believe
that savannah purposefully
454
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,333
did not invite me
to that party?
455
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,036
- Now, todd, if you want
to be mad at someone,
456
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,405
you need to be mad at me
457
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,008
because I'm the one
told her don't invite you.
458
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,843
- You are such a traitor.
459
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,712
- Well, I heard about
the interaction
460
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,147
with the neighbor
the other day,
461
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,784
and savannah wants to distance
herself from this crap.
462
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,652
She wants
to be a good neighbor
463
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,655
so she can have good
relationships with people.
464
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:01,092
You know, todd, take it
from someone that lives alone.
465
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,794
It's good to have a friendship
466
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,562
with people
that live next door.
467
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,731
You never know
when you might need them,
468
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,999
so don't burn a bridge.
469
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,867
- Well, I actually never
thought of it that way.
470
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:13,204
- No, you always too busy
burning bridges.
471
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,873
- Mama, listen, I will make
things right with savannah.
472
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,042
I will figure out
what we need to do to make sure
473
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,211
that she's comfortable
in her neighborhood
474
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,013
with her neighbors in her home.
475
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,015
- Now, that's my boy.
476
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,350
So just go on inside
477
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,418
and take my laundry
and hang it up for me.
478
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,786
- [laughs]
479
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,255
mama, you are
one of a kind, darling.
480
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,590
- I know it.
481
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,561
♪ ♪
482
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,963
- all right, just start
buttering the bread.
483
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,632
Get that bread buttered.
- Okay.
484
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,002
- No, you know what,
you go first.
485
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,203
- No, no, no, no, son,
this is your house.
486
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,438
You go first.
- No, you go first.
487
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,141
That would be rude of me.
- All right, I'll go, then.
488
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,542
[sniffing]
489
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,311
what is that smell?
490
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,712
- It's coming from the kitchen.
491
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,414
- My lord, that smells good.
492
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,282
- Hey, darling, how are you?
- I'm good.
493
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,918
I just got some sauce
cooking over here.
494
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,854
- It smells delicious.
495
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,123
- Yeah, it's a shame
y'all aren't gonna have any.
496
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,457
- What are you talking about,
not have any?
497
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,658
- Why would we not have any?
498
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,361
- This is for my mother
and my children.
499
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,963
- So what are we
supposed to eat?
500
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,131
- [scoffs]
not my problem.
501
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,466
- I'm just buttering bread.
502
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,201
- Julie, what's going on?
503
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,604
- Listen, I know
what y'all two are up to.
504
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,306
You think y'all are so smart.
505
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,808
- What are you talking about?
506
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,077
- Chase told me about your
little plan that you concocted.
507
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,845
- We're not trying
to have a plan.
508
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,782
- Oh, you absolutely--all this
going back and forth
509
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,250
and just being petty.
510
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,585
- Honey, we did that for you,
believe it or not.
511
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,586
- For me?
- Yeah.
512
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,088
- He did it for you.
513
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,456
- How did you do it for me?
514
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,191
- Well, we wanted you to see
that we didn't want to
515
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,692
without telling you
we didn't want to.
516
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,961
Now you know we don't want to,
and we really don't want to.
517
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,366
- Listen, when you fell,
I was six hours away.
518
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,834
I could not get to you,
519
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,703
and I did not like
that feeling of being helpless.
520
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,739
I just feel like with
everything that's going on
521
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,441
with the two of y'all,
I don't want to wait
522
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,543
till I have
to bring you here.
523
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,611
I mean, I just want
to be helpful
524
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,013
at this stage of your life.
525
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,381
- Honey, you've always been
526
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,283
helpful to us
anytime we've needed you.
527
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,318
- Agreed, and you've
always been there.
528
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,353
So don't--that's not
the issue here.
529
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,389
Honey, I'm sorry
for our little stunt.
530
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,825
And we want to be
close to you guys as well,
531
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,593
just not close, close, close.
532
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,028
Something in nashville.
533
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,564
- Okay, well, then listen--
- I could help y'all look
534
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,500
for a house here or a condo
or a townhome,
535
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,135
whatever you feel
most comfortable in.
536
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,236
- Okay.
- And then you live
537
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,771
in your own home
but close to julie
538
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,172
so she can get to you.
539
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,807
And that works good, right?
540
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,276
- I love it.
- Sounds good.
541
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,646
Maybe I shouldn't have assumed
everyone was gonna be okay
542
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,348
with my plans
of us all living together.
543
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,717
I mean, it was
a little unrealistic.
544
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,986
- Well, I'm just happy
that we found a solution
545
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,721
that works for everyone.
- Yes.
546
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,124
And I'm thrilled that they're
open to moving closer to us.
547
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,492
I mean, we could see them
548
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,961
once or even twice a day
if we wanted to.
549
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,263
- Yeah, I love that.
550
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,166
- Well, then I think
the next step needs to be
551
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,667
we got to find them a place.
- Yes.
552
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,735
- Agreed.
- I think we do.
553
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,303
- Agree.
- And I mean,
554
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,240
with your money and my taste,
we'll knock it out of the park.
555
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,242
- Okay, well, you won't
have a ladder there,
556
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,743
I can assure you of that.
557
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,479
[laughter]
558
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,583
[classical music]
559
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,252
- dad.
- What?
560
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,053
I got a question.
Would you ever go to the moon?
561
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,188
- No, I'm not interested.
562
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,756
- I would colonize it.
563
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,492
Could you imagine having,
like, a little pet alien?
564
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,627
Like, a alien--
565
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,961
- we call them, here on earth,
children.
566
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,264
- Do you think it rains
or snows?
567
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,033
Well, there's no
clouds in space.
568
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,701
Or is there?
569
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,570
- This is just dumb.
- We don't know, we never been.
570
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,372
But I know I'd find out.
571
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,540
- Hey, darling.
572
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,841
- Savannah, would you
go to the moon?
573
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,010
- I would probably feel
claustrophobic, so no.
574
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,478
- You're in space.
575
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,513
How you gonna be
claustrophobic in space?
576
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,348
- 'cause you're still
in the spaceship.
577
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,683
- Spaceships are big.
578
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,152
- Whatever.
579
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,021
You said you had something
you wanted to show me.
580
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,088
- I do.
581
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,625
Todd-da!
582
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,827
You get it, "todd-da"?
583
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,398
Look.
- That is way too much todd.
584
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,599
- What are you talking about?
585
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,633
There's never been
too much todd.
586
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,235
- [laughs]
- what is that even for?
587
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,370
- Well, I wanted
to put together
588
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,739
a beautiful gift basket
for your neighbors
589
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,209
so that I leave you on a good
solid footing with them.
590
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,577
- I have a question.
591
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,111
I'm just confused as to why
592
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,881
putting your face on
every product is an apology.
593
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,617
I would've literally
put anything else on there.
594
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,185
- [laughs]
595
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,555
yeah, it's a bit weird,
but I appreciate that.
596
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,291
And you know what, I should
have told you about the party.
597
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,027
So I'm sorry.
But the party was great.
598
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,362
I got to meet
a bunch of people,
599
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,397
and I feel like I'm
starting off the right foot.
600
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,968
- Listen, just because
I haven't been close
601
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,469
with my neighbors
doesn't mean
602
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,471
savannah can't be
close with hers.
603
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,107
And to be honest, it does
give me some comfort to know
604
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,977
that she has friends close by
if she were to need some help.
605
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,246
- So does that mean
that when we find a new house,
606
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,581
you'll be open
to meeting our neighbors?
607
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,316
- Honey, as soon as you realize
that the only people
608
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,186
I want to be close to
are you, my children,
609
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,255
my mother,
the better off we'll be.
610
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,056
- Okay.
I got ya.
611
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,825
- You know what,
I appreciate you,
612
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,760
and I'll help you
give the baskets out,
613
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,062
but I think we should lose
the todd of it all.
614
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,265
- I don't know, the poop bags
are pretty accurate.
615
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,699
You should leave those
in there.
616
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,101
- [laughs]
617
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,602
- like, every time they're
picking up their dog's poop,
618
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,305
they turn it over,
they see your face.
619
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,307
- [laughs]
620
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,709
come on.
That was great.
621
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,911
- [laughs]