[bright music]
* *
- Of course, Dad's
late, as always.
- He's always making us
wait like this.
He's a pain in the ass.
- He's a pain in the ass.
When he comes out here,
let's mess with him.
- I love to mess with him.
Hi, sunshine.
How you doing?
- I'm so hungry.
I'm good.
Where we going for lunch?
- Wait, wait, you know
your shoe's untied?
- What are you talking 'bout?
- Ha.
- Mama, sto--
- Come on.
- Cute. Cute, kids.
I know good and well
y'all ain't got
nothing better to do than this.
- [chuckles] Come on.
- Let's go, buddy.
- Stop!
- Seriously, come on.
Come on, we got you.
Get on, you're almost there.
- Why are y'all acting
like a bunch of asses?
- Because you're
always making us wait.
It's called karma
and it's at your front door.
- Chase--
- You better back up.
I'm not--I'm not doing
that attitude.
- Mama.
- All right,
seriously, come on.
We're not gonna go anymore.
- If you move again,
I'm gonna be so pissed off.
- Okay.
Better to be pissed off
than pissed on.
[both laugh]
What is that? [laughs]
- Come on, buddy.
Come on.
- Mama, stop the
damn golf cart.
- Payback's a bitch.
[bright classical music]
* *
- I appreciate your help
to organize my spices.
- Okay, we need
a little funnel.
- That's why you need a funnel.
- I need a bowl.
I need a bowl, y'all.
- Hey, that's why
you need a funnel.
- Get me a bowl.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna sneeze.
It's cayenne pepper.
Get me a bowl.
- I'm gettin' it, hush.
- It's comin'.
[sneezes]
- Lord, you're such
a drama queen.
- Hello!
- Oh, my gosh.
- Hey.
- Speaking of drama queens.
- Okay, first of all,
what are y'all doing?
No, okay, never mind.
I don't care.
Let me tell you
what I'm gonna be doing.
I am joining
the Gardening Club.
- What do you know
about gardening?
- Nothing.
- Exactly.
- Julie, I have no desire
to be a gardener.
But I do have a new
real estate company
opening up
in the next three weeks
and one of the biggest
developers in Nashville
is a member
of the Garden Society.
So clearly, when he meets me,
he's gonna wanna be my friend.
Then he'll give Chrisley
and Company all his listings.
- It sounds like
an ass-kissing to me.
- [chuckles]
- I prefer to call it
"networking."
And one way for me
to be guaranteed membership
is if I win this
Semi-Annual Bloom Contest.
- Oh, dear God.
- Which should not be hard.
I mean, your blooms just need
to be visually outstanding.
- Okay.
- I know about that
because I have been
visually outstanding
since I was a child.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm not a hands-on
kind of gardener,
if you know what I mean.
- No.
Not at all.
- But I'm gonna do
whatever it takes
to win this thing.
- That's you.
- I mean, I'm prepared
to sleep my way
through the Garden Society.
I mean, I've done it for less.
- Todd, gardening's not easy.
- Exactly, all you know
is how to pay a gardening bill.
- You don't know
the work that's put into it.
- Mama, that's why I came
because I knew
that you would help me
and with your hard work
and my visualization skills,
we will win this.
- I know I will.
- [chuckles]
- Well, this sounds
like the perfect match.
- Money, money, money.
[laughter]
[bright music]
* *
- I am so excited
for Fourth of July.
I mean, Nanny,
look at this thing.
- Now that will do some damage.
- [chuckles]
- Miss Faye, Miss Faye!
It's Ann Love, hey!
- Hey, girl.
How you doing?
- You sure--
I'm all right.
You sure are hard to catch.
Hey.
- I'm Chase.
- It's so nice to meet you.
I am heading up
the community barbeque
and we could really use
a lot of help this year.
- Well, honey, I'm not gon'
be able to help this year.
I got a garden project that
I'm working on with my son.
- I totally understand.
No pressure, okay.
But I do have a big list
and we could really
use a lotta help.
- Well, maybe I could find
somebody to get it done.
- Nan, I'm happy to help.
- Well, that's awesome, Chase.
I really appreciate it.
- Okay, thank you so much.
- Nice to meet you.
- Bye-bye.
- Nanny, they got a lot of
stuff they need help with.
- Well.
- Right here, "grill station."
- You know,
the community barbecue
is the biggest project
that we have going on
in this neighborhood.
- I feel like I'm ready
to take on this challenge.
I love barbecuing.
The people, the smells,
everything,
and I can't call myself
a real man
until I've barbecued
for a big, big group of people,
and I haven't done that yet.
- Grilling does not
make you manly.
How hard could it be
to put meat over a flame.
- Mm.
Ah.
Nanny, I'm gonna go all out.
- Okay.
- And it's gonna be way better
than just hotdogs
and hamburgers.
Like, that's so basic.
- Chase, we want weenies
on the Fourth of July.
That's tradition.
- Maybe it's time for a change.
- Are you trying to change
the Fourth of July, commie?
- Did you just call me
a commie?
- I did.
Listen, I always help out
at the barbecue.
So, I'm gon' sign you up.
But I'm a big fish
in this pond,
so if you mess this up,
I'ma put my foot in your ass,
you understand?
- Nanny!
No, you're not!
- Yeah, I am.
- [laughs]
- I am.
[bright music]
- Hello, darlings.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- It's going great.
- Looking good.
- I gotta water
these over here, Nanny,
'cause these look
a little thirsty.
- I know.
And just a little bit
of Nanny's special sauce
over here.
- What is that smell?
- Is cow manure
and worm casting.
- Ugh.
- That smells
like winning to me.
- So is this
what we're working with?
- Yeah.
- Well, is your special sauce
gonna add that wow factor?
Because like, right now,
it kinda looks a little basic.
- Ha.
- Oh, God.
- Rude!
- Todd, well,
what did you
really have in mind?
- Mama, I visualized
something that's exotic,
that no one else has.
This looks like every
grandma's porch in the South.
- I've worked hard
on these flowers.
- Mama, I appreciate
all your hard work,
but I've gotta
keep my eye on the prize.
I'm trying to rub elbows
with the creme de la creme.
I mean, and what you're
showing me just doesn't cut it.
- Well, I don't know about
creme le la creme.
You can just kiss my ass.
- Creme de la creme.
- Crembula.
- Crembul--yeah,
we'll go with that.
- Todd, if my flowers
is not cuttin' it,
maybe you need to get your own.
- Well, you know,
maybe I'll do that.
I don't wanna hurt
your feelings,
but I mean,
I want these flowers
to kinda be more like me.
- These flowers are
full of [bleep] just like you.
- Ah! Come on, Nanny.
That was a good one.
- [sighs]
[bright music]
* *
- They have some of
the prettiest stuff here.
- Hey, hun, how are you?
- I'm good.
How are y'all today?
- Good.
What's your name?
- I'm Lily.
- How appropriate.
Lily, flower.
- Yes.
- I ordered some flowers
under Todd Chrisley.
- Oh, yes, the Chrisley's?
Yes.
Your plants
are right over here.
- Thank you.
Okay, listen,
I thought your mother
was doing this with you.
- No.
You know, Mama,
she just decided
she wasn't gon' do it.
So, she just quit.
- You know, I'm just
surprised that she quit
because she was
so excited about it.
- Well, I mean, truth be told,
Mama and I were having
some creative differences.
She's more boring
and I'm just kind of more,
you know, flamboyant.
- You know, I can't
think of a better word
to describe you.
Well, I have to say,
I think it's gonna look amazing
once it's all put together.
- Well, I can tell you,
putting all this green together
has cost me a lot of green.
- Well, of course.
- I mean, I contacted
a horticulturist.
- Oh, you went real big.
- Yes.
Granted, I can't remember
half of what
the horticulturist told me.
- Yeah.
- But I do know that this
is the crown jewel
of my arrangement.
- Okay.
- It's called
the Pineapple Lily.
It's from, like, South Africa.
- Mm-hmm.
- I am certain
that this is going to win
the competition for me.
- I believe it.
- I mean, no one else is
gonna even have any of this.
Not to mention, I'm exotic.
- Yeah.
- I smell amazing.
- Yeah.
- I really am
the Pineapple Lily of people.
- You took the words
right out of my mouth.
[high five]
[bright music]
- Dude, don't you just love,
like, a good stroll
in the golf cart?
- I love it so much.
Watch out for that nail
in front of the tire.
- Yeah, there's a nail
right there
in front of your tire.
- [laughs]
- We're just kidding.
- [laughs]
Damn, I love this neighborhood,
it's so beautiful.
- A lot of decorations out.
- What do you got going on
this Fourth of July, Chase?
- Well, Nanny's neighborhood
always has like,
a big Fourth of July
barbecue every year
and I volunteered
to be the grill master.
- Well, it can't be that hard
to be making
hot dogs and burgers.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna do something
that's gonna take it
to the next level,
like a pig roast.
- A pig roast?
- Or, like, maybe like a luau.
- A what?
- A luau?
A luau pig roast is where
you put the pig in the ground,
and it's cooked in the ground.
And nothing screams
"crowd pleaser"
more than a pig
roasting on a fire.
- Not gonna lie,
kinda sounds impressive.
- Did you just support me?
- You get once.
- I'll take it.
- Well, Chase, I know
I'll eat whatever you cook
just to make you feel good,
even if it's terrible.
- Okay, well, there it is.
Thank you, Elliott.
- That's what brothers
are for, right?
- I'm being facetious, Elliott.
- "Fasishe?"
Sounds like
a Mediterranean dish.
- [laughs]
- You have an encyclopedia
for me?
[bright music]
* *
- All right, here we go.
[camera clicking]
Yeah, that's great.
Beautiful.
Hold--yep, right there.
We're getting a little--
- Hey, Sassy.
- Hey.
- Oh, you look so beautiful.
- Here, I'll be back, yeah.
- Want to take a break?
- All right, all right,
we'll take five, everybody.
- Hey.
- Hey, darlin'.
You look like a princess.
- [chuckles]
That's the point of this.
- Well, Savannah,
I come here to congratulate you
and to bring you
some of my flowers.
- Aw, thank you.
- And I hope
they're not to basic.
- Nanny, they're not basic.
Don't be listening
to nothing Daddy says.
I mean, how rude is Daddy?
You're the one
doing him a favor,
and then he acts this way
toward you.
- I know, and I've been
gardening a long time,
and I know a thing or two.
Basic, my ass.
I was looking forward
to winning that fancy contest.
- If you're wanting to do
this whole flower competition,
don't let him get in your head.
You go for it.
- Do you think
that I still can?
- Come on, I will help you.
I mean, I really wanna do this
just so we can
kick Daddy's butt.
- I'm not no basic bitch.
- [laughs]
You said that right.
[bright music]
* *
- Chase, how come
we have to dig this deep
just to roast a pig?
- What do you mean?
It said it has to be this deep.
It's my first luau
and I'm doing it right.
I mean, when they see my pig
after I put all this work
into it,
they're gonna be like,
"That's a grown man."
- That is true.
- Oh, [bleep], my bad, dude.
- [snorts]
- Chase, I think
we're about done,
don't you think?
- Yep, we are.
Now the next thing
we do is fire.
So, Grayson,
start handing me the wood.
- Oh, [bleep]
- Here it is, Elliott.
- [laughs]
Roasting a pig in the ground
is very, very tricky.
First you have to
get your fire really hot.
I was expecting a bigger bang.
Then you have to let
your wood burn into coals,
and meanwhile,
you have to prep your pig.
- I'm not gonna lie,
you sound like
you may know what you're doing.
- Somebody's about
to earn their man card.
- Damn.
- Oh, my God, bruh.
- Holy mother of God, dude.
- All right, I can do this,
I got it.
- [retching]
- Do not do that on--on--
- [retching]
- Stop making that sound.
That sound ma--
- [retching]
I don't know
how butchers do it, brother.
[grunting]
It's so heavy.
- Savannah, I refuse
to let this pig defeat me.
I'm gonna get it
seasoned, wrapped,
and put in the ground
and cooking,
if it kills me.
- So, you think
burning a pig
makes you a man?
- No, but cooking
one perfectly does.
[voice echoing] Grill master.
You ready?
- Yeah.
- All right, E,
we gotta wrap it, pull it down.
Gray, get the banana leaves
and start laying 'em
on the fire.
All right, there we go.
All right.
Oh, pick it up, pick it up.
All right, you guys ready?
- Yeah.
[all grunting]
- Great job.
- Success, brother. Good work.
So now what, brother?
- Now we cover it,
then we wait.
- How long?
- We're not leaving.
We gotta watch
this thing until morning.
- What do you mean?
- Don't worry about it.
I've got us all set up.
I got tents,
I've got camping gear,
I've got everything
that we need.
- Did we bring toilet paper?
- No, we'll be fine.
- Did we bring any snacks?
- Grayson, shut up.
- [laughs]
[bright music]
* *
- We got Blue Daze,
some Vinca, it's all sun.
- Very nice.
- This thing is heavy.
- Here, I got some
fan for ya.
Look.
- Keep it blowing.
Spray it a little bit.
- Spray it?
- 'Cause it's hot. Oh, yeah.
- We'll give you flowers
a little spritz too.
- No, don't put it
on the flowers.
I need it more.
- Okay.
- Very nice.
Nice choice of colors there.
Very good.
- Look how nice--
Why is Mama here?
And Savannah?
- Hey, y'all.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What are y'all doing here?
- Well, yours looks great.
- Um, why are y'all here?
- Listen, I put a lot
of hard work into this,
and it's beautiful,
and I wanted to enter it.
- What?
- Mama, you knew
that I was doing this.
I told y'all that
and I don't need
you screwing it up.
- Why are you worried about me?
- I am so confused right now.
- You said my flowers
were too basic.
- Okay, well, that's not what
you told me a few days ago.
I mean, Todd, really?
You kick your mother
out of the contest
because you want
to rub shoulders
with some high society people?
I mean, that's low,
even for you.
- It's not even about that.
I just need
the real estate connection.
- Oh, no,
it's always about that.
You always got an agenda.
- I should've
slept my way through there.
I'd have already been
president of the Garden Club.
- Shut up.
- Well, may the best
flowers win.
- Exactly.
- Is this yours?
- It is.
- Hi, I'm Wendy.
- Nice to meet you, Wendy.
- And this is your entry?
- It is.
It's called the Pineapple Lily.
- Okay.
- It's lovely, right?
- It's very interesting,
but some of these flowers
don't grow within
1,000 miles from here.
Did you grow these
in your yard?
- Is that important?
- Uh, yes.
Did you read the rules
for the competition?
- Well, you know,
I consider myself
to be a citizen of the world.
So the world is my yard.
- So, you didn't grow 'em?
They're not yours?
- No, they're mine.
I put it on my credit card.
- Okay, well, I'm sorry
but you're disqualified.
- Uh--
I'm not one that
plays by the rules,
but it would've probably helped
if I'd have actually
read the rules
before I broke them.
- Listen, after the way
you treated your mom,
I think you got off
pretty lightly.
- Obviously not
my finest moment.
- Ah, let's just say
you better start working on
your groveling strategy now.
- Oh, these are
beautiful flowers.
- Well, thank you.
- Oh, I can see
you got your thriller,
your filler, and your spiller.
That's awesome.
- We did that with our hands.
- Oh, that's a really nice job.
- Come on, Nanny.
[high five]
- I wasn't trying to diss Mama.
- Well, that's kind of
what it appears to be, but--
- Well congratulations, Mama.
I guess we both
got what we deserve here.
- Better luck next year.
[bright music]
* *
- I cannot believe
that y'all have been
out here all night.
- [yawns]
- Mama, it's early.
- Yeah, I know it's early.
I brought you some coffee.
How's it going, E?
- Hey, Miss Chrisley.
How you doing?
- I'm good, how are you?
- I've been better.
I've had better days.
[animal chatter]
- I've been listening
to that all damn night.
- What is it?
- I'm not a wildlife expert.
- [laughs]
- Well, I've been
waiting my whole life
for you to get
interested in cooking,
so let me see this thing.
I want to see
the finished product.
- All right, come on, E.
- Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.
- You ready?
- All right, guys,
bring it over carefully.
Carefully.
Okay, up on the table,
up on the table.
- All right, Grayson,
can I get a drumroll please?
[drumming]
[rooster crowing]
- What is it?
- One--125.
- Okay, that thing's
still oinking, Chase.
It's not ready.
- That doesn't make any sense.
So we got the hole.
- Yeah.
- Started the fire.
- Yeah.
- Add rocks.
- What do you mean "add rocks?"
- I didn't put
the stones inside of it.
- Ah.
- We goofed.
- Oh, my God.
- What do we do now?
- You think we can save this?
- Well, no, 'cause if
it's been there all night,
and it hasn't cooked,
you know, probably not.
- This is, like, Nanny's
community barbecue
and now they're not
gonna have any meat.
- Okay, listen,
this was your first attempt.
And I am proud that you
even made it this far.
[rooster crows]
- I'm gonna kill that rooster.
It's been doing that all night.
- Oh, my gosh.
- All I wanted to do was make
the Fourth of July
unforgettable,
and what did I do?
I've ruined a national holiday.
- Oh, my gosh,
you're such a drama queen.
You could always
pick up some hamburgers
and maybe even some weenies.
- Ugh.
Kill me now.
- Listen, honey,
I've got a friend
who provides meat to,
like, all the local markets.
I will call, see if he still
has some cuts available,
and nobody will even
know any different.
- I cannot believe
that I forgot that step.
- So, you mean to tell me
I took a stinky in the woods
for nothing?
- I told you that I was gonna
make you man, Elliott.
- Okay, that is way too much
information for me.
Y'all need to get it
wrapped up.
- [laughs]
[bright music]
* *
- Sassy, I told you
my flowers were winners.
- "Faye Chrisley,
for the hardiest varietal."
- Isn't that gorgeous?
- This is for you.
- Thank you, honey.
- Now where are
you gon' hang it?
- Well, I don't know.
- I think this is something
that kinda, probably belongs
hanging over the toilet.
- Yeah, because you spend
a lot of time in a toilet.
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
- Hey.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, darlin', how are you?
- I'm great.
- Look, she's hanging this
over her toilet.
- Did that frame not used to
have a picture of me in it?
- This is my baby now.
- [chuckles]
- You know, Todd,
it really hurt when you
called my flowers basic.
This meant a lot to me,
or I wouldn't have
worked that hard.
- Well, Mama,
I want to apologize
for the way that I acted.
I mean, I hope you know
that this was never personal.
And I think you did
a wonderful job,
and your flowers
deserve to be showcased,
so I hope that this gift--
- Okay.
- Works well.
- Let's see what he's got.
- Come on.
- Let me see.
Oh, and it's heavy.
That's gorgeous.
I appreciate it
from the bottom of my heart.
- Not as much
as I appreciate you.
You know, the lesson
that I've learned from this
is that family
always comes first.
Before the Nashville
Garden Society,
before more money in the bank,
'cause you're never gonna
come out a winner
when you hurt
your mother's feelings.
- That's right,
because I'm no basic bitch.
- No, Mama,
you certainly are not.
- Todd, do you know
what comes with the membership?
- What?
- A plus one.
- Really?
- But I'm just
trying to figure out
whose name I'm gon' add to it.
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, come on.
- You know, my granddaughter
had my back at all times.
- Yep, I did.
- Mama, you need
to shut your mouth now.
- Isn't it good to know
that he needs us?
- I know.
- Mama.
- Well, Todd, I'm gon'
give you the plus one,
but it's gon' cost you.
- [chuckles]
- Um, okay.
What's your price?
- Mm-hmm.
- [whispers] Dinner for two.
- Dinner for two.
- I'm gonna do it. It's done.
- And no basic dinner, either.
[all laugh]
- How are you guys?
- Welcome, welcome.
Happy Fourth of July.
We got some good old meat
right here on this grill.
[chuckles]
- Good job.
- Thank you.
- Chase, this is
looking great, man.
- How's it going
over here, guys?
- We're good to go.
- Is this Fourth of July
or what, guys?
This is amazing.
- I know, this is amazing.
- I mean, Mama,
you saved my bacon.
- [laughs]
- Look at Chase and Elliott.
- What's up, folks?
- Check it out!
- Wow.
- Happy Fourth of July.
- Look at this.
- What's up, E?
- Good to see you, G.
- Holy cow.
- You did all of this?
- Some hot pork tenderloin
coming off the grill.
- Wow.
- I will say,
I think I bit off
a little bit more
than what I can chew
with doing the luau,
and the whole pig
in the ground,
but what's important
is how we've rebounded.
Mama helped me get the meat
and I've killed it.
We've killed it.
- We did.
- Yeah, let's don't look at it,
let's just eat it.
- I agree, Nanny.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Even though this didn't go
exactly as I intended it to,
the barbecue
still turned out great.
And hey, I didn't ruin
the Fourth of July after all.
- You did good,
but I'm going to assume
that after all the chaos,
your pig roasting days
are over.
- Next year,
I might roast two pigs
just to prove that got it.
- Lord, help us all.
You wanna try a piece, Chloe?
Here. Tell Chase how it is.
One out of ten,
what do you give it?
- Ten.
- A ten?
- That's what
I'm talking about, Chloe.
- All right, all right.
- Okay, uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
- There you go.
- There we go.
- Oh, gosh, that's delicious.
- It is.
- Whoo.
Well, Happy Fourth
to all of y'all.
- You did a great job.
[laughter]
And I'm proud of you.
USA!
all: USA, USA, USA, USA.
- This season on
"Chrisley Knows Best"...
Ta-da!
- [laughing]
- What are you doing?
- I'm not no basic bitch.
- Mama!
- [laughs]
- Your kitchen's looking
really good these days.
- Mm-hmm.
- This would go in
about an inch or two.
- I'm gonna die
in a damn cornfield.
- You're not gonna die
in a cornfield in--
- Nanny!
- Shut up!
Mama, this is
a damn swinger party.
- I ain't going nowhere
till I get me something to eat.
[quirky classical music]
- Whoo! That's how we do it!
- You're a little
too competitive, you know?
- She's turned
the senior sewing club
into a sweatshop.
- Anybody need any more beer?
I didn't think you invited him.
- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
- Mm-hmm.
- You better run.
- Chase is the reigning
prank master.
[both screaming]
- [laughs]
- Sleep with one eye open
'cause I'm coming for you.
[yells]
- [screams]
- You guys are savages.
- It's our family's
love language.
[screaming]
- That's way too much Todd.
- What are you talking about?
There's never been
too much Todd.