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[bright music]
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- Of course, Dad's
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late, as always.
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- He's always making us
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wait like this.
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He's a pain in the ass.
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- He's a pain in the ass.
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When he comes out here,
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let's mess with him.
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- I love to mess with him.
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Hi, sunshine.
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How you doing?
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- I'm so hungry.
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I'm good.
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Where we going for lunch?
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- Wait, wait, you know
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your shoe's untied?
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- What are you talking 'bout?
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- Ha.
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- Mama, sto--
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- Come on.
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- Cute. Cute, kids.
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I know good and well
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y'all ain't got
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nothing better to do than this.
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- [chuckles] Come on.
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- Let's go, buddy.
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- Stop!
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- Seriously, come on.
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Come on, we got you.
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Get on, you're almost there.
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- Why are y'all acting
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like a bunch of asses?
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- Because you're
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always making us wait.
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It's called karma
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and it's at your front door.
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- Chase--
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- You better back up.
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I'm not--I'm not doing
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that attitude.
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- Mama.
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- All right,
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seriously, come on.
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We're not gonna go anymore.
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- If you move again,
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I'm gonna be so pissed off.
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- Okay.
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Better to be pissed off
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than pissed on.
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[both laugh]
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What is that? [laughs]
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- Come on, buddy.
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Come on.
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- Mama, stop the
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damn golf cart.
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- Payback's a bitch.
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[bright classical music]
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- I appreciate your help
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to organize my spices.
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- Okay, we need
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a little funnel.
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- That's why you need a funnel.
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- I need a bowl.
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I need a bowl, y'all.
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- Hey, that's why
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you need a funnel.
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- Get me a bowl.
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Oh, wait, I'm gonna sneeze.
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It's cayenne pepper.
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Get me a bowl.
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- I'm gettin' it, hush.
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- It's comin'.
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[sneezes]
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- Lord, you're such
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a drama queen.
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- Hello!
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- Oh, my gosh.
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- Hey.
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- Speaking of drama queens.
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- Okay, first of all,
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what are y'all doing?
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No, okay, never mind.
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I don't care.
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Let me tell you
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what I'm gonna be doing.
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I am joining
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the Gardening Club.
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- What do you know
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about gardening?
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- Nothing.
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- Exactly.
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- Julie, I have no desire
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to be a gardener.
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But I do have a new
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real estate company
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opening up
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in the next three weeks
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and one of the biggest
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developers in Nashville
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is a member
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of the Garden Society.
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So clearly, when he meets me,
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he's gonna wanna be my friend.
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Then he'll give Chrisley
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and Company all his listings.
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- It sounds like
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an ass-kissing to me.
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- [chuckles]
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- I prefer to call it
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"networking."
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And one way for me
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to be guaranteed membership
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is if I win this
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Semi-Annual Bloom Contest.
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- Oh, dear God.
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- Which should not be hard.
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I mean, your blooms just need
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to be visually outstanding.
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- Okay.
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- I know about that
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because I have been
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visually outstanding
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since I was a child.
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- Oh.
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- Oh, my God.
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- I'm not a hands-on
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kind of gardener,
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if you know what I mean.
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- No.
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Not at all.
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- But I'm gonna do
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whatever it takes
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to win this thing.
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- That's you.
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- I mean, I'm prepared
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to sleep my way
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through the Garden Society.
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I mean, I've done it for less.
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- Todd, gardening's not easy.
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- Exactly, all you know
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is how to pay a gardening bill.
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- You don't know
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the work that's put into it.
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- Mama, that's why I came
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because I knew
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that you would help me
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and with your hard work
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and my visualization skills,
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we will win this.
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- I know I will.
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- [chuckles]
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- Well, this sounds
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like the perfect match.
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- Money, money, money.
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[bright music]
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- I am so excited
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for Fourth of July.
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I mean, Nanny,
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look at this thing.
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- Now that will do some damage.
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- [chuckles]
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- Miss Faye, Miss Faye!
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It's Ann Love, hey!
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- Hey, girl.
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How you doing?
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- You sure--
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I'm all right.
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You sure are hard to catch.
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Hey.
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- I'm Chase.
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- It's so nice to meet you.
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I am heading up
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the community barbeque
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and we could really use
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a lot of help this year.
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- Well, honey, I'm not gon'
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be able to help this year.
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I got a garden project that
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I'm working on with my son.
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- I totally understand.
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No pressure, okay.
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But I do have a big list
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and we could really
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use a lotta help.
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- Well, maybe I could find
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somebody to get it done.
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- Nan, I'm happy to help.
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- Well, that's awesome, Chase.
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I really appreciate it.
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- Okay, thank you so much.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Bye-bye.
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- Nanny, they got a lot of
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stuff they need help with.
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- Well.
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- Right here, "grill station."
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- You know,
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the community barbecue
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is the biggest project
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that we have going on
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in this neighborhood.
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- I feel like I'm ready
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to take on this challenge.
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I love barbecuing.
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The people, the smells,
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everything,
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and I can't call myself
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a real man
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until I've barbecued
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for a big, big group of people,
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and I haven't done that yet.
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- Grilling does not
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make you manly.
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How hard could it be
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to put meat over a flame.
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- Mm.
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Ah.
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Nanny, I'm gonna go all out.
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- Okay.
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- And it's gonna be way better
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than just hotdogs
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and hamburgers.
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Like, that's so basic.
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- Chase, we want weenies
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on the Fourth of July.
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That's tradition.
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- Maybe it's time for a change.
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- Are you trying to change
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the Fourth of July, commie?
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- Did you just call me
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a commie?
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- I did.
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Listen, I always help out
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at the barbecue.
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So, I'm gon' sign you up.
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But I'm a big fish
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in this pond,
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so if you mess this up,
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I'ma put my foot in your ass,
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you understand?
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- Nanny!
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No, you're not!
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- Yeah, I am.
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- [laughs]
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- I am.
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[bright music]
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- Hello, darlings.
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- Hey.
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- Hi.
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- How's it going?
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- It's going great.
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- Looking good.
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- I gotta water
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these over here, Nanny,
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'cause these look
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a little thirsty.
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- I know.
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And just a little bit
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of Nanny's special sauce
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over here.
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- What is that smell?
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- Is cow manure
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and worm casting.
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- Ugh.
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- That smells
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like winning to me.
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- So is this
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what we're working with?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, is your special sauce
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gonna add that wow factor?
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Because like, right now,
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it kinda looks a little basic.
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- Ha.
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- Oh, God.
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- Rude!
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- Todd, well,
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what did you
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really have in mind?
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- Mama, I visualized
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something that's exotic,
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that no one else has.
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This looks like every
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grandma's porch in the South.
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- I've worked hard
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on these flowers.
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- Mama, I appreciate
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all your hard work,
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but I've gotta
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keep my eye on the prize.
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I'm trying to rub elbows
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with the creme de la creme.
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I mean, and what you're
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showing me just doesn't cut it.
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- Well, I don't know about
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creme le la creme.
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You can just kiss my ass.
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- Creme de la creme.
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- Crembula.
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- Crembul--yeah,
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we'll go with that.
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- Todd, if my flowers
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is not cuttin' it,
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maybe you need to get your own.
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- Well, you know,
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maybe I'll do that.
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I don't wanna hurt
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your feelings,
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but I mean,
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I want these flowers
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to kinda be more like me.
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- These flowers are
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full of [bleep] just like you.
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- Ah! Come on, Nanny.
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That was a good one.
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- [sighs]
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[bright music]
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* *
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- They have some of
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the prettiest stuff here.
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- Hey, hun, how are you?
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- I'm good.
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How are y'all today?
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- Good.
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What's your name?
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- I'm Lily.
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- How appropriate.
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Lily, flower.
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- Yes.
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- I ordered some flowers
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under Todd Chrisley.
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- Oh, yes, the Chrisley's?
339
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Yes.
340
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Your plants
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are right over here.
342
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- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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Okay, listen,
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I thought your mother
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was doing this with you.
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- No.
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You know, Mama,
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she just decided
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she wasn't gon' do it.
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So, she just quit.
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- You know, I'm just
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surprised that she quit
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because she was
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so excited about it.
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- Well, I mean, truth be told,
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Mama and I were having
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some creative differences.
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She's more boring
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and I'm just kind of more,
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you know, flamboyant.
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- You know, I can't
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think of a better word
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to describe you.
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Well, I have to say,
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I think it's gonna look amazing
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once it's all put together.
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- Well, I can tell you,
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putting all this green together
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has cost me a lot of green.
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- Well, of course.
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- I mean, I contacted
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a horticulturist.
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- Oh, you went real big.
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- Yes.
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Granted, I can't remember
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half of what
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the horticulturist told me.
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- Yeah.
380
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- But I do know that this
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is the crown jewel
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of my arrangement.
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- Okay.
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- It's called
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the Pineapple Lily.
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It's from, like, South Africa.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I am certain
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that this is going to win
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the competition for me.
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- I believe it.
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- I mean, no one else is
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gonna even have any of this.
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Not to mention, I'm exotic.
395
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- Yeah.
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- I smell amazing.
397
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- Yeah.
398
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- I really am
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00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:03,383
the Pineapple Lily of people.
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- You took the words
401
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,152
right out of my mouth.
402
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[high five]
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[bright music]
404
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- Dude, don't you just love,
405
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like, a good stroll
406
00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,940
in the golf cart?
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- I love it so much.
408
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Watch out for that nail
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in front of the tire.
410
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- Yeah, there's a nail
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right there
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in front of your tire.
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- [laughs]
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- We're just kidding.
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- [laughs]
416
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Damn, I love this neighborhood,
417
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it's so beautiful.
418
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- A lot of decorations out.
419
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- What do you got going on
420
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this Fourth of July, Chase?
421
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- Well, Nanny's neighborhood
422
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always has like,
423
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a big Fourth of July
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barbecue every year
425
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and I volunteered
426
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to be the grill master.
427
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- Well, it can't be that hard
428
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to be making
429
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hot dogs and burgers.
430
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- No, no, no, no, no.
431
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I wanna do something
432
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that's gonna take it
433
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to the next level,
434
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like a pig roast.
435
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- A pig roast?
436
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- Or, like, maybe like a luau.
437
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- A what?
438
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,335
- A luau?
439
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A luau pig roast is where
440
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you put the pig in the ground,
441
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and it's cooked in the ground.
442
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And nothing screams
443
00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,909
"crowd pleaser"
444
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more than a pig
445
00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,450
roasting on a fire.
446
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,247
- Not gonna lie,
447
00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,247
kinda sounds impressive.
448
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,915
- Did you just support me?
449
00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,830
- You get once.
450
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- I'll take it.
451
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- Well, Chase, I know
452
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I'll eat whatever you cook
453
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just to make you feel good,
454
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,388
even if it's terrible.
455
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- Okay, well, there it is.
456
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Thank you, Elliott.
457
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- That's what brothers
458
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,325
are for, right?
459
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,860
- I'm being facetious, Elliott.
460
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,928
- "Fasishe?"
461
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,300
Sounds like
462
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,300
a Mediterranean dish.
463
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,650
- [laughs]
464
00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,467
- You have an encyclopedia
465
00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,467
for me?
466
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[bright music]
467
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* *
468
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,507
- All right, here we go.
469
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[camera clicking]
470
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Yeah, that's great.
471
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Beautiful.
472
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,145
Hold--yep, right there.
473
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We're getting a little--
474
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,246
- Hey, Sassy.
475
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,282
- Hey.
476
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,282
- Oh, you look so beautiful.
477
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,683
- Here, I'll be back, yeah.
478
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,683
- Want to take a break?
479
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,318
- All right, all right,
480
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,318
we'll take five, everybody.
481
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,686
- Hey.
482
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,686
- Hey, darlin'.
483
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,855
You look like a princess.
484
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,855
- [chuckles]
485
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,290
That's the point of this.
486
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,393
- Well, Savannah,
487
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,393
I come here to congratulate you
488
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,295
and to bring you
489
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,295
some of my flowers.
490
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,863
- Aw, thank you.
491
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,565
- And I hope
492
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,565
they're not to basic.
493
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,660
- Nanny, they're not basic.
494
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,469
Don't be listening
495
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,469
to nothing Daddy says.
496
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,170
I mean, how rude is Daddy?
497
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,339
You're the one
498
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,339
doing him a favor,
499
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,974
and then he acts this way
500
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,974
toward you.
501
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,543
- I know, and I've been
502
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,543
gardening a long time,
503
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,278
and I know a thing or two.
504
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,913
Basic, my ass.
505
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,148
I was looking forward
506
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,584
to winning that fancy contest.
507
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,919
- If you're wanting to do
508
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,919
this whole flower competition,
509
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,354
don't let him get in your head.
510
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,355
You go for it.
511
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,990
- Do you think
512
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,990
that I still can?
513
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,458
- Come on, I will help you.
514
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,960
I mean, I really wanna do this
515
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,461
just so we can
516
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,461
kick Daddy's butt.
517
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,963
- I'm not no basic bitch.
518
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,799
- [laughs]
519
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,799
You said that right.
520
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,769
[bright music]
521
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,604
* *
522
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,140
- Chase, how come
523
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,140
we have to dig this deep
524
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,420
just to roast a pig?
525
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,611
- What do you mean?
526
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,611
It said it has to be this deep.
527
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,147
It's my first luau
528
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,147
and I'm doing it right.
529
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,649
I mean, when they see my pig
530
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,551
after I put all this work
531
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,551
into it,
532
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,919
they're gonna be like,
533
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,254
"That's a grown man."
534
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,990
- That is true.
535
00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,392
- Oh, [bleep], my bad, dude.
536
00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,392
- [snorts]
537
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,493
- Chase, I think
538
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,493
we're about done,
539
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,395
don't you think?
540
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,395
- Yep, we are.
541
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,397
Now the next thing
542
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,397
we do is fire.
543
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,833
So, Grayson,
544
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,680
start handing me the wood.
545
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,669
- Oh, [bleep]
546
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,669
- Here it is, Elliott.
547
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,770
- [laughs]
548
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,205
Roasting a pig in the ground
549
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,740
is very, very tricky.
550
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,942
First you have to
551
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,942
get your fire really hot.
552
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,711
I was expecting a bigger bang.
553
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,946
Then you have to let
554
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,946
your wood burn into coals,
555
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,282
and meanwhile,
556
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,282
you have to prep your pig.
557
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,883
- I'm not gonna lie,
558
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,883
you sound like
559
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,385
you may know what you're doing.
560
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,520
- Somebody's about
561
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,520
to earn their man card.
562
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,920
- Damn.
563
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,226
- Oh, my God, bruh.
564
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,728
- Holy mother of God, dude.
565
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,970
- All right, I can do this,
566
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,970
I got it.
567
00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:38,231
- [retching]
568
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,000
- Do not do that on--on--
569
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,000
- [retching]
570
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,334
- Stop making that sound.
571
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,334
That sound ma--
572
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,535
- [retching]
573
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,304
I don't know
574
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,304
how butchers do it, brother.
575
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,672
[grunting]
576
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,706
It's so heavy.
577
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,907
- Savannah, I refuse
578
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,376
to let this pig defeat me.
579
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,745
I'm gonna get it
580
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,745
seasoned, wrapped,
581
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,747
and put in the ground
582
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,747
and cooking,
583
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,814
if it kills me.
584
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,283
- So, you think
585
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,283
burning a pig
586
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,451
makes you a man?
587
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,955
- No, but cooking
588
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,955
one perfectly does.
589
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,591
[voice echoing] Grill master.
590
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,959
You ready?
591
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,959
- Yeah.
592
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,561
- All right, E,
593
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,561
we gotta wrap it, pull it down.
594
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,130
Gray, get the banana leaves
595
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,464
and start laying 'em
596
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,464
on the fire.
597
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,660
All right, there we go.
598
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,235
All right.
599
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,871
Oh, pick it up, pick it up.
600
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,273
All right, you guys ready?
601
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,273
- Yeah.
602
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,776
[all grunting]
603
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:23,810
- Great job.
604
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,212
- Success, brother. Good work.
605
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,280
So now what, brother?
606
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,582
- Now we cover it,
607
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,582
then we wait.
608
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,840
- How long?
609
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,840
- We're not leaving.
610
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,619
We gotta watch
611
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,619
this thing until morning.
612
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,920
- What do you mean?
613
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,920
- Don't worry about it.
614
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,622
I've got us all set up.
615
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,622
I got tents,
616
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,956
I've got camping gear,
617
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,525
I've got everything
618
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,525
that we need.
619
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,860
- Did we bring toilet paper?
620
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,860
- No, we'll be fine.
621
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,950
- Did we bring any snacks?
622
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:43,263
- Grayson, shut up.
623
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,764
- [laughs]
624
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,704
[bright music]
625
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:55,475
* *
626
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,111
- We got Blue Daze,
627
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,111
some Vinca, it's all sun.
628
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,212
- Very nice.
629
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,480
- This thing is heavy.
630
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,182
- Here, I got some
631
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,182
fan for ya.
632
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,416
Look.
633
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,416
- Keep it blowing.
634
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,951
Spray it a little bit.
635
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,951
- Spray it?
636
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:06,386
- 'Cause it's hot. Oh, yeah.
637
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,520
- We'll give you flowers
638
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,520
a little spritz too.
639
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,555
- No, don't put it
640
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,555
on the flowers.
641
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,357
I need it more.
642
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,357
- Okay.
643
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,580
- Very nice.
644
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,580
Nice choice of colors there.
645
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,160
Very good.
646
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,160
- Look how nice--
647
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,495
Why is Mama here?
648
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,496
And Savannah?
649
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,497
- Hey, y'all.
650
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,498
- Hey.
651
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,933
- Hi.
652
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,680
- What are y'all doing here?
653
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,680
- Well, yours looks great.
654
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,636
- Um, why are y'all here?
655
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,339
- Listen, I put a lot
656
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,339
of hard work into this,
657
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,242
and it's beautiful,
658
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,242
and I wanted to enter it.
659
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,343
- What?
660
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,145
- Mama, you knew
661
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,145
that I was doing this.
662
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,513
I told y'all that
663
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,513
and I don't need
664
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,681
you screwing it up.
665
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,249
- Why are you worried about me?
666
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,684
- I am so confused right now.
667
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,619
- You said my flowers
668
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,619
were too basic.
669
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,890
- Okay, well, that's not what
670
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,890
you told me a few days ago.
671
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,424
I mean, Todd, really?
672
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,159
You kick your mother
673
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,159
out of the contest
674
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,527
because you want
675
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,527
to rub shoulders
676
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,762
with some high society people?
677
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,530
I mean, that's low,
678
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,530
even for you.
679
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,731
- It's not even about that.
680
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,199
I just need
681
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,199
the real estate connection.
682
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,768
- Oh, no,
683
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,768
it's always about that.
684
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,603
You always got an agenda.
685
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,171
- I should've
686
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,171
slept my way through there.
687
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,340
I'd have already been
688
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,340
president of the Garden Club.
689
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,208
- Shut up.
690
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,440
- Well, may the best
691
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,440
flowers win.
692
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:06,312
- Exactly.
693
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:06,312
- Exactly.
694
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,580
- Is this yours?
695
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,580
- It is.
696
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,500
- Hi, I'm Wendy.
697
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,500
- Nice to meet you, Wendy.
698
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,520
- And this is your entry?
699
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,520
- It is.
700
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:15,321
It's called the Pineapple Lily.
701
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,556
- Okay.
702
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,556
- It's lovely, right?
703
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,624
- It's very interesting,
704
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,920
but some of these flowers
705
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,860
don't grow within
706
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,860
1,000 miles from here.
707
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,696
Did you grow these
708
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,696
in your yard?
709
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,699
- Is that important?
710
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,699
- Uh, yes.
711
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,834
Did you read the rules
712
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,834
for the competition?
713
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,569
- Well, you know,
714
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,569
I consider myself
715
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,871
to be a citizen of the world.
716
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,873
So the world is my yard.
717
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,543
- So, you didn't grow 'em?
718
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,543
They're not yours?
719
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,145
- No, they're mine.
720
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,145
I put it on my credit card.
721
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,914
- Okay, well, I'm sorry
722
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,914
but you're disqualified.
723
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:41,981
- Uh--
724
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,750
I'm not one that
725
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,750
plays by the rules,
726
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,485
but it would've probably helped
727
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,485
if I'd have actually
728
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,153
read the rules
729
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,153
before I broke them.
730
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,890
- Listen, after the way
731
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,890
you treated your mom,
732
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,790
I think you got off
733
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,790
pretty lightly.
734
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,459
- Obviously not
735
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,459
my finest moment.
736
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,794
- Ah, let's just say
737
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,794
you better start working on
738
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,497
your groveling strategy now.
739
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,632
- Oh, these are
740
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,632
beautiful flowers.
741
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,101
- Well, thank you.
742
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,836
- Oh, I can see
743
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,836
you got your thriller,
744
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,171
your filler, and your spiller.
745
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,171
That's awesome.
746
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,539
- We did that with our hands.
747
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,807
- Oh, that's a really nice job.
748
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,642
- Come on, Nanny.
749
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,642
[high five]
750
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,911
- I wasn't trying to diss Mama.
751
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,470
- Well, that's kind of
752
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,470
what it appears to be, but--
753
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:15,148
- Well congratulations, Mama.
754
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,117
I guess we both
755
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,117
got what we deserve here.
756
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,486
- Better luck next year.
757
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,489
[bright music]
758
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,157
* *
759
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,658
- I cannot believe
760
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,694
that y'all have been
761
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,694
out here all night.
762
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,562
- [yawns]
763
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,562
- Mama, it's early.
764
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,864
- Yeah, I know it's early.
765
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,465
I brought you some coffee.
766
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,234
How's it going, E?
767
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,234
- Hey, Miss Chrisley.
768
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,690
How you doing?
769
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,690
- I'm good, how are you?
770
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,637
- I've been better.
771
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,637
I've had better days.
772
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,406
[animal chatter]
773
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,276
- I've been listening
774
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,276
to that all damn night.
775
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,145
- What is it?
776
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,580
- I'm not a wildlife expert.
777
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,580
- [laughs]
778
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,215
- Well, I've been
779
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,215
waiting my whole life
780
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,684
for you to get
781
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,684
interested in cooking,
782
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,951
so let me see this thing.
783
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,319
I want to see
784
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,319
the finished product.
785
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,880
- All right, come on, E.
786
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,289
- Okay.
787
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,557
Oh, my gosh.
788
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,225
- Wow.
789
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,225
- You ready?
790
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,280
- All right, guys,
791
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,280
bring it over carefully.
792
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,263
Carefully.
793
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,266
Okay, up on the table,
794
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,266
up on the table.
795
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,401
- All right, Grayson,
796
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,401
can I get a drumroll please?
797
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,471
[drumming]
798
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,542
[rooster crowing]
799
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:18,912
- What is it?
800
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,448
- One--125.
801
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,830
- Okay, that thing's
802
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,830
still oinking, Chase.
803
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,852
It's not ready.
804
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,852
- That doesn't make any sense.
805
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,540
So we got the hole.
806
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,540
- Yeah.
807
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,900
- Started the fire.
808
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,900
- Yeah.
809
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,458
- Add rocks.
810
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,692
- What do you mean "add rocks?"
811
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,461
- I didn't put
812
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,461
the stones inside of it.
813
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,229
- Ah.
814
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,229
- We goofed.
815
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,797
- Oh, my God.
816
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,797
- What do we do now?
817
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,132
- You think we can save this?
818
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,800
- Well, no, 'cause if
819
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,800
it's been there all night,
820
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,303
and it hasn't cooked,
821
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,303
you know, probably not.
822
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,305
- This is, like, Nanny's
823
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,305
community barbecue
824
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,107
and now they're not
825
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,107
gonna have any meat.
826
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,408
- Okay, listen,
827
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,110
this was your first attempt.
828
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,712
And I am proud that you
829
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,712
even made it this far.
830
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,215
[rooster crows]
831
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,215
- I'm gonna kill that rooster.
832
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,650
It's been doing that all night.
833
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,650
- Oh, my gosh.
834
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,152
- All I wanted to do was make
835
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,870
the Fourth of July
836
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,870
unforgettable,
837
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,322
and what did I do?
838
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,569
I've ruined a national holiday.
839
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,492
- Oh, my gosh,
840
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,492
you're such a drama queen.
841
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,661
You could always
842
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,661
pick up some hamburgers
843
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,663
and maybe even some weenies.
844
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,980
- Ugh.
845
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,933
Kill me now.
846
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,359
- Listen, honey,
847
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,359
I've got a friend
848
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,472
who provides meat to,
849
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,472
like, all the local markets.
850
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,342
I will call, see if he still
851
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,342
has some cuts available,
852
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,176
and nobody will even
853
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,176
know any different.
854
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,446
- I cannot believe
855
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,446
that I forgot that step.
856
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,648
- So, you mean to tell me
857
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,250
I took a stinky in the woods
858
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,250
for nothing?
859
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,152
- I told you that I was gonna
860
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,152
make you man, Elliott.
861
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,554
- Okay, that is way too much
862
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,554
information for me.
863
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,889
Y'all need to get it
864
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,889
wrapped up.
865
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,323
- [laughs]
866
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,261
[bright music]
867
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,595
* *
868
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,699
- Sassy, I told you
869
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,699
my flowers were winners.
870
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,234
- "Faye Chrisley,
871
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,234
for the hardiest varietal."
872
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,836
- Isn't that gorgeous?
873
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,304
- This is for you.
874
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,605
- Thank you, honey.
875
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,174
- Now where are
876
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,174
you gon' hang it?
877
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,760
- Well, I don't know.
878
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,760
- I think this is something
879
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,577
that kinda, probably belongs
880
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,479
hanging over the toilet.
881
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,848
- Yeah, because you spend
882
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,848
a lot of time in a toilet.
883
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,417
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
884
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,353
- Hey.
885
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,353
- Hey, buddy.
886
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,721
- Hey, darlin', how are you?
887
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,289
- I'm great.
888
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,289
- Look, she's hanging this
889
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,490
over her toilet.
890
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,458
- Did that frame not used to
891
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,859
have a picture of me in it?
892
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,394
- This is my baby now.
893
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,290
- [chuckles]
894
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,290
- You know, Todd,
895
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,832
it really hurt when you
896
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,832
called my flowers basic.
897
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,899
This meant a lot to me,
898
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,668
or I wouldn't have
899
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,668
worked that hard.
900
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,603
- Well, Mama,
901
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,603
I want to apologize
902
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,105
for the way that I acted.
903
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,273
I mean, I hope you know
904
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,273
that this was never personal.
905
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,109
And I think you did
906
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,109
a wonderful job,
907
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,211
and your flowers
908
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,211
deserve to be showcased,
909
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,379
so I hope that this gift--
910
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,381
- Okay.
911
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,381
- Works well.
912
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,648
- Let's see what he's got.
913
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,648
- Come on.
914
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:39,520
- Let me see.
915
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:39,520
Oh, and it's heavy.
916
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,320
That's gorgeous.
917
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,822
I appreciate it
918
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,822
from the bottom of my heart.
919
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,258
- Not as much
920
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,258
as I appreciate you.
921
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,860
You know, the lesson
922
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,860
that I've learned from this
923
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,828
is that family
924
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,828
always comes first.
925
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,830
Before the Nashville
926
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,830
Garden Society,
927
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,632
before more money in the bank,
928
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,134
'cause you're never gonna
929
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,134
come out a winner
930
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,535
when you hurt
931
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,535
your mother's feelings.
932
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,638
- That's right,
933
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,638
because I'm no basic bitch.
934
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:01,207
- No, Mama,
935
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:01,207
you certainly are not.
936
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,100
- Todd, do you know
937
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,100
what comes with the membership?
938
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,790
- What?
939
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,790
- A plus one.
940
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,147
- Really?
941
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,748
- But I'm just
942
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,748
trying to figure out
943
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,216
whose name I'm gon' add to it.
944
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,518
- Mm-hmm.
945
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,787
- I mean, come on.
946
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,787
- You know, my granddaughter
947
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,890
had my back at all times.
948
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,890
- Yep, I did.
949
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,258
- Mama, you need
950
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,258
to shut your mouth now.
951
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,359
- Isn't it good to know
952
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,461
that he needs us?
953
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,461
- I know.
954
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,729
- Mama.
955
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,831
- Well, Todd, I'm gon'
956
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,831
give you the plus one,
957
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,199
but it's gon' cost you.
958
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,801
- [chuckles]
959
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,469
- Um, okay.
960
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,770
What's your price?
961
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,770
- Mm-hmm.
962
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,172
- [whispers] Dinner for two.
963
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,673
- Dinner for two.
964
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,241
- I'm gonna do it. It's done.
965
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,430
- And no basic dinner, either.
966
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,714
[all laugh]
967
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,590
- How are you guys?
968
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,580
- Welcome, welcome.
969
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,293
Happy Fourth of July.
970
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,527
We got some good old meat
971
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,527
right here on this grill.
972
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,196
[chuckles]
973
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,164
- Good job.
974
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,164
- Thank you.
975
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,532
- Chase, this is
976
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,532
looking great, man.
977
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,700
- How's it going
978
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,700
over here, guys?
979
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,801
- We're good to go.
980
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,303
- Is this Fourth of July
981
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,303
or what, guys?
982
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,710
This is amazing.
983
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,710
- I know, this is amazing.
984
00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,107
- I mean, Mama,
985
00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,107
you saved my bacon.
986
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,241
- [laughs]
987
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,410
- Look at Chase and Elliott.
988
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,478
- What's up, folks?
989
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,679
- Check it out!
990
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,679
- Wow.
991
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,147
- Happy Fourth of July.
992
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,147
- Look at this.
993
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,348
- What's up, E?
994
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,348
- Good to see you, G.
995
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,484
- Holy cow.
996
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,484
- You did all of this?
997
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,919
- Some hot pork tenderloin
998
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,919
coming off the grill.
999
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:20,920
- Wow.
1000
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,689
- I will say,
1001
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,689
I think I bit off
1002
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,391
a little bit more
1003
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,391
than what I can chew
1004
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,492
with doing the luau,
1005
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,826
and the whole pig
1006
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,826
in the ground,
1007
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,329
but what's important
1008
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,329
is how we've rebounded.
1009
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,264
Mama helped me get the meat
1010
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,265
and I've killed it.
1011
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,633
We've killed it.
1012
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,633
- We did.
1013
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,702
- Yeah, let's don't look at it,
1014
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,702
let's just eat it.
1015
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,710
- I agree, Nanny.
1016
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,710
- Yeah, let's do it.
1017
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,572
- Even though this didn't go
1018
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,341
exactly as I intended it to,
1019
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,109
the barbecue
1020
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,109
still turned out great.
1021
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:45,945
And hey, I didn't ruin
1022
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:45,945
the Fourth of July after all.
1023
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,481
- You did good,
1024
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,481
but I'm going to assume
1025
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,350
that after all the chaos,
1026
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,850
your pig roasting days
1027
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,850
are over.
1028
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,586
- Next year,
1029
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,586
I might roast two pigs
1030
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,821
just to prove that got it.
1031
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,256
- Lord, help us all.
1032
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,324
You wanna try a piece, Chloe?
1033
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,460
Here. Tell Chase how it is.
1034
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,862
One out of ten,
1035
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,862
what do you give it?
1036
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:04,197
- Ten.
1037
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:04,197
- A ten?
1038
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,398
- That's what
1039
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,398
I'm talking about, Chloe.
1040
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,600
- All right, all right.
1041
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,600
- Okay, uh-huh.
1042
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,570
Mm-hmm.
1043
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,570
- There you go.
1044
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,238
- There we go.
1045
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,873
- Oh, gosh, that's delicious.
1046
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,308
- It is.
1047
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,308
- Whoo.
1048
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,377
Well, Happy Fourth
1049
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,377
to all of y'all.
1050
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,445
- You did a great job.
1051
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,213
[laughter]
1052
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,213
And I'm proud of you.
1053
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,581
USA!
1054
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,652
all: USA, USA, USA, USA.
1055
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:34,961
- This season on
1056
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:34,961
"Chrisley Knows Best"...
1057
00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:36,563
Ta-da!
1058
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,964
- [laughing]
1059
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,699
- What are you doing?
1060
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,868
- I'm not no basic bitch.
1061
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,603
- Mama!
1062
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,603
- [laughs]
1063
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,372
- Your kitchen's looking
1064
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,372
really good these days.
1065
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,573
- Mm-hmm.
1066
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,108
- This would go in
1067
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,108
about an inch or two.
1068
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,342
- I'm gonna die
1069
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,342
in a damn cornfield.
1070
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,944
- You're not gonna die
1071
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,944
in a cornfield in--
1072
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,413
- Nanny!
1073
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,413
- Shut up!
1074
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,749
Mama, this is
1075
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,749
a damn swinger party.
1076
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,118
- I ain't going nowhere
1077
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,118
till I get me something to eat.
1078
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,519
[quirky classical music]
1079
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,421
- Whoo! That's how we do it!
1080
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,556
- You're a little
1081
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,556
too competitive, you know?
1082
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,291
- She's turned
1083
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,291
the senior sewing club
1084
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,559
into a sweatshop.
1085
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,610
- Anybody need any more beer?
1086
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:09,396
I didn't think you invited him.
1087
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,197
- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
1088
00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,532
- Mm-hmm.
1089
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:13,900
- You better run.
1090
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,237
- Chase is the reigning
1091
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,237
prank master.
1092
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:19,205
[both screaming]
1093
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:19,205
- [laughs]
1094
00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:20,807
- Sleep with one eye open
1095
00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:20,807
'cause I'm coming for you.
1096
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,208
[yells]
1097
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,208
- [screams]
1098
00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:24,770
- You guys are savages.
1099
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,879
- It's our family's
1100
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,879
love language.
1101
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,714
[screaming]
1102
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,516
- That's way too much Todd.
1103
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,750
- What are you talking about?
1104
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,385
There's never been
1105
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,385
too much Todd.