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[classical music]
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- Who wants a snack?
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- I'm good.
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- I'm good too.
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I got a biscuit
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and a cup of coffee.
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This damn computer
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is dumb as hell.
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[laughter]
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- What are you doing, honey?
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Are you trying
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to get into a website?
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- Yeah.
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- It says you have to select
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all the pictures
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that have bicycles in them.
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- So there...
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there...
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- And there.
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- Mm-hmm and there.
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- Try again. Y'all failed it.
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- [laughs]
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- Oh, those are birds.
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- What are y'all looking at?
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- Why can't I just click
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onto it and get to playing?
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- Well, Nanny, it's trying
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to make sure you're not a robot
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so nobody can spend your money.
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- What account have you been
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trying to get into?
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- This is my slush fund.
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I'm going to the casino.
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- [laughs]
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- Okay, we can do this.
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We've got this.
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- Okay, a bike.
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Okay, there's one.
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- Yeah.
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- And there's one.
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- And there's one.
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- And there's one.
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- There you go.
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- We're going to get you
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into this account.
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- Okay, now verify.
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- Try again.
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- My goodness.
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- How many damn people does it
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take to find freaking bicycles?
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- Well, you had--
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- I hate these stupid things.
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- To hell with this.
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I'm going analog.
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You can take and ram this
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where the sun don't shine.
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[laughter]
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[bright classical music]
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- Lunch looks delicious,
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Mama.
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- Thank you.
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- Excuse me.
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- Well, darling, that's cute,
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what you have on.
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- Thank you.
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- Y'all have on
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about the same thing.
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- No, we do not.
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It's completely different.
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- She has a poofy sleeved dress
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and I've got on a jumpsuit.
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- Well, either way,
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you both look cute.
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both: Thank you.
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- So Mama, how you liking
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the new house?
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- It has been a great little
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move for us.
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- It's been a blessing for us.
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- Right.
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But there's a few things
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that need to be done.
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- Julie, this is a rental.
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Call the landlord.
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- I mean, certain things are
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the landlord's responsibility,
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but then, there's some drapes
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that need to go up
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in Chloe's room.
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Oh, as much as you
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like to rock and glide,
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there's a glider
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that needs to be put together
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for the front porch.
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- Ju, just put it on the list,
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honey, and I'll get it done.
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- I mean, I put it
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on the list last week.
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- Okay, well,
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I must've forgotten.
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- How is it that you always
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manage to forget,
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like, repairs to a home,
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but you could remember
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what your mama wore
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to kindergarten graduation?
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- I focus on the things that
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are important like fashion.
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- Gotcha.
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I love my husband,
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but, you know,
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it seems like he's allergic
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to anything DIY.
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- Well,
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at least I'm consistent.
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- I don't know why I bother
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putting a honey-do-list
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together
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because at the end of the day,
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I'm the one that has to do it.
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- Maybe you should call it
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a Julie-to-do-list?
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- Mm-hmm, you think?
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I just wish you'd take a little
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more proactive approach
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that would just help me out
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a little bit.
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- Honey, I will help you.
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I want to help you.
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What about the lightbulb
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in the garage?
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- Um, I did that.
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- A point proven.
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- Nanny,
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you know I went out to eat
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with Savannah last night.
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Do you know what this
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psychopath does?
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- What?
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- She will take a chip,
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dip in in the salsa,
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and then go
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into the cheese dip.
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- She does what?
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- Isn't that nasty?
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- Yeah.
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[laughter]
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Slow down.
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We may see a bunch of birds.
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- Nanny, birding
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is way more fun...
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- Slow down. No, it's not.
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- When you're going fast.
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- Stop, stop.
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Right there's a blue bird.
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Right there's a blue bird.
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- Let me see those things.
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- Let me get my bird,
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a blue bird.
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1:30.
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- What are you doing?
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- I got to write it down
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so I know
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exactly what time I seen it.
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- Why?
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- Well, we compare them.
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So--
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- Who is we?
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- The bird club.
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- Tell me more
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about this birding club.
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- We have contests
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and we have cash prizes.
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- I should have known there
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was a cash incentive for you.
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- [laughs]
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I don't even
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get up out of bed
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in the morning
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unless there's
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a cash reward waiting for me.
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- What is that drawing
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supposed to be
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'cause that looks like
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a dinosaur?
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- I'm drawing a blue bird.
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- Well, you're no Picasso,
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that's for sure.
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- If I was I wouldn't be
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sitting here
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with your dumb ass.
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- [laughs]
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So what exactly do you
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have to do to win a cash prize?
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- You show your pictures
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to the judges
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and then they decide
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the winner.
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Most people take pictures
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but the birds
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are too fast for me.
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So I just do the drawings.
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- Have you ever won?
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- Not once.
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- Well, Nanny, maybe we can
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figure out a better way
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for you to spot birds
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that's easier on you.
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And then maybe I can get
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some of the prize money?
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- Well that sounds good but no.
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- So it's the same
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as every other thing.
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I'll help you
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and I don't get paid.
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- Chase, you've got such a good
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streak of not getting paid,
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why would you want
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to break it now?
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- [laughs]
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- Your kitchen's looking
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really good, Mom.
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- Yeah.
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- It's looking really good
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these days.
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- So there's a switch
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right here
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and there's a wire
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that connects to that
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from the blower motor.
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Then you kinda gotta
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tighten it up a little bit
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and make that connection
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good again.
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- Okay, what is it? Show me.
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- All right, so there's
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a terminal here that--
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- Yeah.
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- That's a little loose.
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You see how loose that is?
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- Yeah.
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Wow.
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- [laughs]
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Right?
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I guess this is one time
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that your dad not doing
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his responsibilities
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is paying off?
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- I mean, I'll say.
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I'm thinking about breaking
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a few more things around here
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just so he can fix them.
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- All right,
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so that's tightened up now.
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- Perfect.
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- Let me see.
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That should've done the trick.
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[fan hums]
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- Yay!
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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- There we go.
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- You have been a godsend.
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You really have.
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I am so happy to get this done.
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[sighs]
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- Look, the kitchen's fixed.
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- Hey, how are you?
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- Good, how are you?
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- Good.
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- This is Nathan.
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He's a handyman who I hired,
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and he actually comes highly
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recommended from the landlord.
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- So you're just a handyman
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around town?
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- Yes, I am.
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- I mean, do you,
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like, have a
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background in construction?
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- I grew up
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in construction, yes.
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- You know what, his dad did it
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so he did it growing up.
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He's from Canada, and he isn't
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afraid to show his emotions.
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[laughter]
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- What the heck's
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going on here, Julie?
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I walk in with the two of you
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and Captain America,
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and Savannah's
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just a bumbling mess.
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- Listen, I just hired
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someone to do
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what you wouldn't do
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around here.
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And she's not bumbling.
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I think she's just flirting
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a little bit.
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- Well, the only good thing
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coming out of this situation
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is realizing that my daughter
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has no idea as to how to flirt.
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Well, I mean, I'm actually
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surprised he's been able
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to get anything done
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since y'all
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are standing in here
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talking all day.
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- Oh, no, he's
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actually gotten a lot done.
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I mean, he's already done
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half of Mama's honey-do-list
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or whatever it's called.
320
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- Well, Nathan, is there
321
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actually anything you can't do?
322
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- Well, sir, I can kind of fix
323
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anything I put my hands on.
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- I have no doubt
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about that one.
326
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[classical music]
327
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- Nanny, did you just give me
328
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a dirty cup?
329
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- Well, you know what,
330
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I might've drank out of it.
331
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Got a little lipstick on,
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but it's not dirty.
333
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- [laughs]
334
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- What do you think
335
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of your gift, Nanny?
336
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,655
- Oh, I love that.
337
00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:06,260
- All right, look, you put the
338
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seed and the food all in here.
339
00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,927
- Yeah.
340
00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,927
- And this is a camera
341
00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,463
that will take a picture
342
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every time a bird comes to eat.
343
00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:14,100
- Now that takes somebody
344
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with some brains to do that.
345
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- It's actually pretty simple,
346
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but yeah.
347
00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,138
See, Nanny,
348
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with this bird feeder
349
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you can be a real competitor
350
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in your bird club.
351
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- Chase, this is perfect.
352
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The next competition ends
353
00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,177
this week,
354
00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:28,480
and with this nifty gadget,
355
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I may win the grand prize,
356
00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,549
a trip to the Caribbean.
357
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- Do I get to come?
358
00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,284
- No.
359
00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,319
If I bring a man
360
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with me to the Caribbean,
361
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he won't be my grandson.
362
00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,457
Chase, you gonna
363
00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,457
have to help me hang it.
364
00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,610
- Yeah, Nanny, I figured
365
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I was gonna have to do this.
366
00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,229
- Well, now--you think I can?
367
00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,165
- I think we put it
368
00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,165
like this, Nanny.
369
00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,100
- No, uh-uh.
370
00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,100
Move it over a little bit.
371
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,902
- Like the whole thing?
372
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,902
- Yeah.
373
00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,904
- Nanny.
374
00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,206
Right here?
375
00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,206
- No.
376
00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,709
A little bit to your left,
377
00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,709
a little bit.
378
00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,744
- And don't get it too close
379
00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,744
to the street.
380
00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,646
Go on over just a little bit.
381
00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,810
Right there.
382
00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,215
That is perfect.
383
00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,217
- This is exactly
384
00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,217
where we started.
385
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,652
- You should
386
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,652
have listened to me
387
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,387
the first time that I told you.
388
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,387
- Yeah I know, Nanny.
389
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,788
I should--that's
390
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,788
what I got to do.
391
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,357
I just got to
392
00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,357
keep listening to you.
393
00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,693
* *
394
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,729
- I need you
395
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,729
to crack my back, Mama.
396
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,664
- No, I'm not doing that.
397
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,664
- Come on, come on.
398
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,265
- I can't, Savannah.
399
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,265
- Ready?
400
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,340
- I can't, you're too tall.
401
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,340
- You got short arms.
402
00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360
- I do have short arms.
403
00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360
[laughs]
404
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,171
Ready. One, two, three.
405
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,339
[bones crack]
406
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,475
- [laughs]
407
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,475
I cracked yours.
408
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,943
- You did.
409
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,943
[laughs]
410
00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,578
- What the hell
411
00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,578
are y'all doing?
412
00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,611
[laughter]
413
00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,913
- Well, I had her
414
00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,913
crack my back.
415
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,490
- And then she was
416
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,490
going to try and crack mine.
417
00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:39,520
[laughter]
418
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,549
- Julie, I'm going to
419
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,549
meet Mom and Chase for lunch.
420
00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:43,456
And we'll pick up the parts
421
00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:43,456
that you need
422
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,758
to get that glider built.
423
00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,693
- Honey, I've got Nathan
424
00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,693
already lined up
425
00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,328
to come and do it, so you don't
426
00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,328
have to worry about it.
427
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,696
Take that off your list.
428
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,164
- Nathan doesn't need to do it.
429
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,164
I got it.
430
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,467
- I thought you'd be happy
431
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,469
that I got Nathan
432
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,469
to handle my honey-do-list?
433
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,605
- But I'm your honey.
434
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,605
I'm supposed to do it.
435
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,674
I mean, I'm a man.
436
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,674
I'm not useless.
437
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,343
- You're not
438
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,343
completely useful either.
439
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,345
I mean, I'm just saying.
440
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,345
- Mm.
441
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,814
Any task that you have,
442
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,814
I can handle.
443
00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,149
- Dad, I don't think you can.
444
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,550
Nathan does a pretty good job.
445
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,519
- I can't cancel him.
446
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,519
I've already paid the deposit.
447
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,553
He's coming.
448
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,654
- You know what,
449
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,654
I don't even care.
450
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,755
Do whatever you want to do,
451
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,856
but I'm going
452
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,856
to lunch with Mama.
453
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,924
- Okay.
454
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,924
- Okay, have fun.
455
00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,759
- Yeah.
456
00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,759
- Whatever.
457
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,428
- He was like
458
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,428
a jealous high school boy.
459
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,796
What was that?
460
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,650
- Listen, a little competition
461
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,650
never hurt anybody.
462
00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,567
[laughs]
463
00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,567
- Oh, God help us.
464
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,935
Competition?
465
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,604
Is this part of your
466
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,604
master plan to motivate Daddy?
467
00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,390
- Well, maybe.
468
00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,507
I mean, let's remember
469
00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,507
what happened
470
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,710
when he got jealous
471
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,710
of my badminton instructor.
472
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,279
- Now, I know why your mama
473
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,279
didn't want me to be here.
474
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,347
- Yeah, don't blame her.
475
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,115
I mean, look at him
476
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,115
in that sweater.
477
00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,840
He looks so sophisticated.
478
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,485
- Good morning.
479
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,254
I'm making breakfast
480
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,254
for my lovely wife.
481
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,523
- You've never
482
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,523
cooked breakfast.
483
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,360
You know, sometimes I feel bad
484
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,360
for pushing Dad's buttons,
485
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,628
but your dad's noticing,
486
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,628
and I'm actually
487
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,565
getting stuff done with Nathan
488
00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,565
around, so it's a win-win.
489
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,533
- [laughs]
490
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,903
* *
491
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,390
- All right, where
492
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,390
we want to go for lunch?
493
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,109
- Todd, I'm not going
494
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,109
to put my opinion in, anyway.
495
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,710
Whatever you want to do,
496
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,710
that's what we do.
497
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,779
- Mama, you literally
498
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,779
are delusional,
499
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,800
but I'm not even going
500
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,800
to argue about it.
501
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,282
- Well then,
502
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,282
let's go have barbeque.
503
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,851
- I just had that.
504
00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:21,187
- [laughs]
505
00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:21,187
- Yeah, that's right. Always.
506
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,822
- So Mama,
507
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,822
how's your week been?
508
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,491
- Honey, it's been great.
509
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:28,762
My grandson gave me
510
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:28,762
the nicest gift,
511
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,398
a bird feeder with a camera.
512
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,330
- And that's what
513
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,330
you got excited over?
514
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,468
- Yeah, and I think
515
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,468
that I got a rare bird.
516
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,805
Now, I'm not sure,
517
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,805
but I'm pretty positive
518
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,420
that I've got a picture
519
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,420
of a yellow-bellied warbler.
520
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,144
- Hmm, I don't know
521
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,144
if that's it, Nanny.
522
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,347
I mean, that's blurry.
523
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,347
You can only see the tail.
524
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,649
Are you sure that's
525
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,649
a yellow-bellied warbler?
526
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,118
- Well, I know what it is.
527
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,118
It's rare.
528
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,553
- [laughs]
529
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,689
I'm sure it doesn't matter
530
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,689
if you have a crappy photo.
531
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,224
It's not like you and your
532
00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,224
group are damn orthinologists.
533
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,293
- Well, hell,
534
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,293
that's a hard word.
535
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,594
Todd, I'm just worried
536
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,264
that somebody else
537
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,264
might get all the glory,
538
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,834
but if all I got is the tail,
539
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,834
this picture won't cut it.
540
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,871
I need a better picture
541
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,871
to get first prize.
542
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,740
- Mama, honey,
543
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,740
if you're just patient,
544
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,909
it'll probably come back.
545
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,713
- Chase, I don't have time
546
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,713
for this feeder to do its job.
547
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,681
I need a winning photo,
548
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,383
so we need to do
549
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,383
something different.
550
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,850
- But Nanny, I don't feel like
551
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,187
you've given the feeder
552
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,187
a solid chance.
553
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,656
- The competition ends
554
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,656
in a few days.
555
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,891
Less yapping,
556
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,891
more thinking, dummy.
557
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,662
- Nanny, does anybody else
558
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,662
have your back like I do?
559
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,898
- Well, I'm gonna say you A
560
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,898
and the rest of them is B.
561
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,701
[laughter]
562
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:46,439
* *
563
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,108
- So let's just
564
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,108
try to figure out,
565
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,276
kind of, what all we need.
566
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,276
- This is like a--
567
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,445
an expedition for us.
568
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,648
I'm just confused as to what
569
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,648
we're really doing in here.
570
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,517
- I'm going to get a hinge
571
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,517
for that glider.
572
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352
- Why are we starting
573
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352
to do this?
574
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,620
Why are we doing this now?
575
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,620
- Because it's something
576
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,955
that your mama needs
577
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,955
to have done.
578
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,657
- But you haven't done this
579
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,657
my entire life.
580
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,860
- Well, I am now because then
581
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,860
I can get this Nathan guy
582
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,895
out of my hair.
583
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,895
- [chuckles] Nathan.
584
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,630
Savannah told me about Nathan.
585
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,399
- I don't need
586
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,399
to hear any more about Nathan.
587
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,767
- Are you jealous?
588
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,102
- As if I would be jealous
589
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,102
of Nathan?
590
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,305
- I mean, you look upset.
591
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,305
You look frustrated.
592
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,574
It's okay. That's good.
593
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,574
Let it out.
594
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,244
- Okay, I hate Nathan.
595
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,244
Does that make you feel better?
596
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,800
- No, that makes
597
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,800
you feel better.
598
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,884
- I don't need your smart-ass
599
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,884
comments right now.
600
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,619
What I need is
601
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,619
for you to help me.
602
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,220
Your mama just needs to realize
603
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,856
that I'm just as capable
604
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,856
as Nate or Nathan
605
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,292
or numb nuts or
606
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,292
what the hell ever his name is.
607
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,194
- But Dad, you're not, though.
608
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597
- Just need to find
609
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597
these hinges.
610
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,433
Is this a bolt hinge?
611
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,201
I mean, is this what I need?
612
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,201
- I don't know.
613
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,670
Whenever I have trouble
614
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,670
with stuff like this,
615
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,806
fixing something, I call Papa.
616
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,542
- I don't need you to call him.
617
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,542
- But I think you do.
618
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,676
- No, I don't.
619
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,146
- Hello.
620
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,146
- Hey, Papa.
621
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,881
- Hey, buddy.
622
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,881
- Dad told me to call you.
623
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,516
Said he wanted to talk to you
624
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,516
really bad.
625
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,510
He needs your help.
626
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:06,519
- Todd, how can I help?
627
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,655
- Hey, Harv, listen,
628
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,655
I need some help
629
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,390
with getting this
630
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,390
glider put together.
631
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,292
Julie has me doing
632
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,292
all this DIY stuff,
633
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,793
and I don't even know
634
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,793
what I'm looking for.
635
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,396
- I can help you, son.
636
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,396
I can be up there tomorrow.
637
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,597
I got everything we need, son.
638
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,732
- All right, see you, bud.
639
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,600
- Hey, he wants
640
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,600
to have dinner with you.
641
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,335
- Done. Done!
642
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,335
Dinner is done!
643
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,441
[classical music]
644
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,276
- Are you excited?
645
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,578
- I'm really excited
646
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346
'cause you know
647
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346
I've got to win this contest.
648
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548
- Nanny, I'm telling you,
649
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548
this is gonna do it.
650
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,584
I think this is
651
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,584
one of my best ideas yet.
652
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,952
Do you know what
653
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,952
this is called?
654
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,321
- No.
655
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,321
- It's called a ghillie suit.
656
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,322
- Oh.
657
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,124
- Now, you will blend right in.
658
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,925
No one will even know
659
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,925
that you're there.
660
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,930
- I'm gonna be over there.
661
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,950
I'm gonna get a shot,
662
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,950
and hopefully,
663
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,970
that warbler will be here.
664
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,970
- Okay.
665
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,199
- If it is,
666
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,199
we will get that picture.
667
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,734
- This sounds
668
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,734
like a horrible idea.
669
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,436
- Come here.
670
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,436
Come get in this thing.
671
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,438
All right, you see where
672
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,438
your head goes in?
673
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,306
- Yeah.
674
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,941
- This is so ridiculous.
675
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,477
- All right.
676
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,477
- Do I look like a bush?
677
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,679
- Yes, Nanny,
678
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,679
you look like a bush.
679
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,380
- What if they poop on me?
680
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,449
- I'm so excited
681
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,449
for Operation Bush.
682
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,850
I mean, camouflage Nanny,
683
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,850
cover her in birdseed,
684
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,853
and watch the birds
685
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,853
flock to her.
686
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,954
- I don't know, Chase.
687
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,489
Do you think
688
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,489
this is going to work?
689
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,324
- No, but you know what,
690
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,324
I can't pass up
691
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,940
the opportunity to dress
692
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,940
Nanny up in a ghillie suit.
693
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,862
- That's mean.
694
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,862
- No, Grayson,
695
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,898
it's called
696
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,898
a little friendly payback
697
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,634
for her not taking me
698
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,634
to the Caribbean if she wins.
699
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870
- Do you even see any birds?
700
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,573
- No, but look at these photos
701
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,573
of Nanny.
702
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,841
[camera clicks]
703
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,576
[laughter]
704
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,979
Oh, no, these people
705
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,979
are walking beside her.
706
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,318
- Shh. Shh.
707
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,653
Go away.
708
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,155
Go away.
709
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,920
Kid, go away.
710
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,920
I'm trying to catch a bird.
711
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,760
- Oh, my God, these pictures,
712
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,429
even if we don't see a bird,
713
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,429
are priceless.
714
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,299
- Oh, no.
715
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,299
- Oh, my God, these kids.
716
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,468
- [coughing]
717
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,604
- [laughing]
718
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,400
Look at her.
719
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,508
Nanny.
720
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,508
- What?
721
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,411
This damn thing so hot,
722
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,411
I can't hardly breathe in here.
723
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,646
Ooh, oh.
724
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,281
- I told you not to move.
725
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,883
- Well, I did the best I could.
726
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,952
- Did you get a picture
727
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,952
of the rare bird?
728
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,755
- No, Nanny, not a single bird
729
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,755
has come over here.
730
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,889
- I cannot do this.
731
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,357
I don't think
732
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,357
we gonna get any more,
733
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,590
and I can't stand this.
734
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,590
I'm about to die.
735
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,360
- All right, well, come on.
736
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,360
Let's go.
737
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,195
- I should have worn
738
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,195
a bathing suit.
739
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,930
I got so much damn water
740
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,930
in the crack of my ass.
741
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,990
- [laughs]
742
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,990
- I got to get out of here.
743
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:38,371
* *
744
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,473
- Julie.
745
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,473
- Yes.
746
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,442
- Where are the Q-tips?
747
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,210
- They should be
748
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,210
in the bathroom.
749
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,812
- Well, there's not any more
750
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,812
in here.
751
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,113
- [sighs]
752
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,113
Oh, my gosh.
753
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,882
I think you'll be good
754
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,882
for one night.
755
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,684
- Julie.
756
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,684
- Yes, Todd.
757
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,253
- You know I cannot go to bed
758
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,253
without my ears being clean.
759
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,721
- I will put it on the list
760
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,322
to make sure
761
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,322
that I get it tomorrow.
762
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,910
I'm capable of putting things
763
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,910
on a list
764
00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,259
and getting them done.
765
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,294
I know you wouldn't
766
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,294
relate to that, but...
767
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,863
- What is wrong with you?
768
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,863
Why are you having an attitude?
769
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,400
- Well, my attitude is
770
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,400
because you asked my dad
771
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,170
to come up here
772
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,170
to do your honey-do-list.
773
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,439
I didn't even know
774
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,439
he was coming.
775
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,508
- Julie, I was merely
776
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,508
wanting to include him
777
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,211
in the family stuff
778
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,211
so that he would feel needed.
779
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,460
- Okay, do you really believe
780
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,881
the BS that comes out
781
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,881
of your mouth?
782
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,483
- I am speaking from my heart.
783
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,152
- My dad said that
784
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,152
you and Chase called him
785
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,888
from the hardware store saying
786
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,888
that y'all needed help.
787
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:33,126
And why you would have my dad
788
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:33,126
drive six hours here
789
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,630
to do handyman stuff when I've
790
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,630
already hired someone to do it.
791
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,398
That is so stupid.
792
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,667
- Okay, no one gives a [bleep]
793
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,667
about "Magic Mike."
794
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,936
- What is the issue
795
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,936
with Nathan?
796
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,672
- Of course I'm gonna have
797
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,672
concerns when my wife
798
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,608
and my daughter is
799
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,608
fawning over some 30-year-old.
800
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,243
- Okay, well first of all,
801
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,243
I'm not fawning
802
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,412
over somebody period.
803
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,881
- So the washboard abs
804
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,881
you don't find attractive?
805
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,350
- Todd, I've lived
806
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,350
without them this long.
807
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,920
I just wish it didn't take
808
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,920
a fit of jealousy
809
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,489
to get you to help around here.
810
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,523
- Okay, Todd does not
811
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,523
do jealous.
812
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,361
- If Nathan looked more like
813
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,361
my dad and less like John Hamm,
814
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,960
would you be shopping
815
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,960
at the hardware store?
816
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,465
Listen, I'll admit,
817
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,935
I kind of used the situation
818
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,935
to my advantage,
819
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,171
but it did light a fire
820
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,171
under you.
821
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,772
I just want you to step up
822
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,772
to the plate.
823
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,574
So since my dad's still coming,
824
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,842
why don't you just get him
825
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411
to teach you
826
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411
how to do a few things?
827
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,313
That way next time,
828
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,313
you don't have to bother him,
829
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,581
and you can do it yourself.
830
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,184
- I can do that, Julie.
831
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,184
I can do that.
832
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,953
- That's all I'm trying to say.
833
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,953
I just need a little help.
834
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,789
- Well, I did take care
835
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,789
of one thing for you.
836
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,424
- What's that, honey?
837
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,424
- I fired Nathan.
838
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,591
So you can take that
839
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,591
off your list.
840
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,610
- Oh, my God.
841
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,610
[laughs]
842
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,863
* *
843
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,965
- Do you want
844
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,965
a tomato sandwich with me?
845
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,535
- Nanny, is it a sandwich
846
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,535
without meat?
847
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,671
- I love a tomato sandwich.
848
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,671
Lord have mercy.
849
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,974
I want you to try half of one.
850
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,974
- What if I don't want half?
851
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,443
- Well, then you can have
852
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,443
a knuckle sandwich.
853
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,780
- [laughs]
854
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,140
- Mama, hello, darling.
855
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,140
- Oh, hey.
856
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,817
Do you want a tomato sandwich?
857
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,817
- Yeah, I'll have one.
858
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,885
- Well, get you a plate
859
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,885
and make it.
860
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,521
- [laughs]
861
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,230
- While you gonna stand there
862
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,230
and eat,
863
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,157
Mom, I want to talk to you
864
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,592
about these photos
865
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,592
that Chase showed me.
866
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,627
- Yeah, Nanny,
867
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,627
I was bragging on you.
868
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,897
- What I didn't expect to get
869
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,897
was a bunch of angry emails
870
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,340
from neighbors saying you were
871
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,340
out here scaring children.
872
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,136
- [laughs]
873
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,136
- They wasn't scared.
874
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,838
- I'm honestly pretty proud
875
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,838
of that shot.
876
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,406
I mean, that's action packed.
877
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,430
- Okay, snitchy bitch,
878
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,430
did you tell your dad
879
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,912
that you was the mastermind
880
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,912
behind it all?
881
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,915
- I wasn't the snitch.
882
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,915
- It doesn't matter.
883
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,119
You and your dumb sidekick here
884
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,119
went too far.
885
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,540
- But you got to admit,
886
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,540
it was pretty funny.
887
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,289
- Mama, I think Chase
888
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,289
is messing with you.
889
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,259
- Chase, have you
890
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,259
been hanging out with him,
891
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,528
being a bitch?
892
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,528
- [laughs]
893
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,131
- Did you dress me up
894
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,131
in that ghillie suit
895
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,266
to help me or just
896
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,266
get a good laugh?
897
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,868
- Well, Nanny, I've got
898
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,868
to get somethings out of
899
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,703
our little adventures
900
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,703
every once and a while
901
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,238
because you've
902
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,238
shown me that you're not
903
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539
going to share
904
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539
the winnings with me.
905
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,800
- Now, you know, Chase,
906
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,800
when I die,
907
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,770
I'm gonna leave you
908
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,770
a little something special.
909
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,445
- Really?
910
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,747
- Yeah, and you gonna be
911
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,747
disappointed in that too.
912
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,749
- Nanny, I'm gonna
913
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,749
stop helping you.
914
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,752
- No, you're not.
915
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,752
- Yes, I am.
916
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,421
- It was a bust anyway.
917
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,691
I didn't get no photo,
918
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,691
so I called it a day.
919
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,792
- So you went
920
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,792
through all of that
921
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,126
and just wasted that?
922
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595
- I just submitted my photo
923
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595
from the bird feeder
924
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,198
and it turned out,
925
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,198
it was a goldfinch.
926
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,435
It wasn't rare,
927
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,435
but it got me third place.
928
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,637
- Mama, no more ghillie suit.
929
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,605
- Well, I didn't like
930
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,605
that ghillie suit anyway.
931
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,443
It was hot, and that damn thing
932
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,443
made the crack of my ass itch.
933
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,317
[classical music]
934
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,288
- You know, I feel like
935
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,288
painting could be therapeutic.
936
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,622
I could be good at it.
937
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291
And you know what,
938
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291
some of these people out here
939
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293
actually get paid to paint,
940
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293
and they're terrible.
941
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461
So if they can
942
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461
get paid to paint,
943
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,829
I can get paid to paint.
944
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,640
- Savannah, you know
945
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,640
there's no paint on the brush?
946
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,667
[wood clatters]
947
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,169
Harvey, how much longer we got?
948
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,169
Just try to ignore that.
949
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,471
- Well, we got the structure
950
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,471
up now.
951
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,390
All we've got to do
952
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,390
is put the back in.
953
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,740
So go ahead
954
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,740
and start the screw in there.
955
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,209
- Okay.
956
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,209
- All right.
957
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,643
But don't let it go
958
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,643
to your finger.
959
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,379
All right, run it in
960
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,379
about halfway
961
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,513
till you see it come out
962
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,513
the other side.
963
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,415
That's it, that's all.
964
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,415
[drill whirrs]
965
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,485
- I mean, who knew that
966
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,485
Todd Chrisley was a real man?
967
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187
- Oh, I could tell by your tool
968
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187
pouch you're a real man, son.
969
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,390
- Think it would be better
970
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,390
if we had this monogrammed.
971
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,792
- Yeah, son,
972
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,792
nothing screams masculine like
973
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,395
your own monogrammed toolbelt.
974
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,929
- It would make it look a lot
975
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,929
better 'cause you could
976
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,365
match it to, like, whatever
977
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,365
color your jeans and stuff are.
978
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,533
- Yup.
979
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734
- Yeah, that's exactly
980
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734
what you need.
981
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,870
There you go. Got it.
982
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,870
Look at you go.
983
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,104
[drill whirrs]
984
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,104
Tool man.
985
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,507
Ooh, yeah.
986
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,507
- Mr. Fixer Upper.
987
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,108
- Yes, there you go.
988
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,108
- You just wait.
989
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,244
- Hey, I brought
990
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,244
a little goodies.
991
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413
- Ooh.
992
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413
- Oh, my gosh.
993
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,315
- Yeah.
994
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,315
- He's getting it done, Mama.
995
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,152
- I mean, check this out.
996
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,187
- That's it. There you go, yes.
997
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,890
- Honey, I am so happy
998
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,558
that you have taken
999
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,558
my honey-do-list seriously.
1000
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,293
And it does my heart good
1001
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,293
to know
1002
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,950
that I actually
1003
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,950
have my own handyman now.
1004
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,330
- Honey, I just wanted you
1005
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,330
to know that I'm listening.
1006
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399
Julie, honey, I don't want you
1007
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399
to feel overwhelmed.
1008
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,867
So I want to help you.
1009
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,670
I want to do whatever it is
1010
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,670
that you need for me to do.
1011
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,238
And if it's something
1012
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,238
I can't do,
1013
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,540
I'll hire somebody to do it.
1014
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,275
- And if you don't stick to it,
1015
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,711
at least I know I got Nathan
1016
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,711
in my back pocket.
1017
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,582
It's sexy seeing you do...
1018
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,582
- [groans]
1019
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,917
- Physical labor like that.
1020
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,552
- Well, I can arrange for us
1021
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,552
to do it more often.
1022
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420
- Okay, yeah, no.
1023
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420
We don't need to hear all that.
1024
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,289
- How do you think
1025
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,289
you got here?
1026
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,890
- Immaculate conception.
1027
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,726
[laughter]