1 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,809 [classical music] 2 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,444 - Who wants a snack? 3 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,313 - I'm good. 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,313 - I'm good too. 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,382 I got a biscuit 6 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,382 and a cup of coffee. 7 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,917 This damn computer 8 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,917 is dumb as hell. 9 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,652 [laughter] 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,954 - What are you doing, honey? 11 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,123 Are you trying 12 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,123 to get into a website? 13 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,124 - Yeah. 14 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,325 - It says you have to select 15 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,660 all the pictures 16 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,660 that have bicycles in them. 17 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,695 - So there... 18 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,263 there... 19 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:30,263 - And there. 20 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,232 - Mm-hmm and there. 21 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,340 - Try again. Y'all failed it. 22 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:35,769 - [laughs] 23 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,337 - Oh, those are birds. 24 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,720 - What are y'all looking at? 25 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,908 - Why can't I just click 26 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,908 onto it and get to playing? 27 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,177 - Well, Nanny, it's trying 28 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,177 to make sure you're not a robot 29 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,879 so nobody can spend your money. 30 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,881 - What account have you been 31 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,881 trying to get into? 32 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:49,482 - This is my slush fund. 33 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,950 I'm going to the casino. 34 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,886 - [laughs] 35 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,886 - Okay, we can do this. 36 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,754 We've got this. 37 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,754 - Okay, a bike. 38 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,423 Okay, there's one. 39 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,423 - Yeah. 40 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,757 - And there's one. 41 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,757 - And there's one. 42 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,859 - And there's one. 43 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,859 - There you go. 44 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,528 - We're going to get you 45 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,528 into this account. 46 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,630 - Okay, now verify. 47 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,331 - Try again. 48 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,331 - My goodness. 49 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:08,268 - How many damn people does it 50 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:08,268 take to find freaking bicycles? 51 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,236 - Well, you had-- 52 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,236 - I hate these stupid things. 53 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,538 - To hell with this. 54 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,139 I'm going analog. 55 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,875 You can take and ram this 56 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,875 where the sun don't shine. 57 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,511 [laughter] 58 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,514 [bright classical music] 59 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:27,987 * * 60 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,323 - Lunch looks delicious, 61 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,323 Mama. 62 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,558 - Thank you. 63 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,892 - Excuse me. 64 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,892 - Well, darling, that's cute, 65 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,950 what you have on. 66 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,950 - Thank you. 67 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:36,963 - Y'all have on 68 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:36,963 about the same thing. 69 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,965 - No, we do not. 70 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,965 It's completely different. 71 00:01:38,997 --> 00:01:42,268 - She has a poofy sleeved dress 72 00:01:38,997 --> 00:01:42,268 and I've got on a jumpsuit. 73 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,104 - Well, either way, 74 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,104 you both look cute. 75 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,905 both: Thank you. 76 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,408 - So Mama, how you liking 77 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,408 the new house? 78 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,876 - It has been a great little 79 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:49,876 move for us. 80 00:01:49,908 --> 00:01:51,544 - It's been a blessing for us. 81 00:01:49,908 --> 00:01:51,544 - Right. 82 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,114 But there's a few things 83 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,114 that need to be done. 84 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,848 - Julie, this is a rental. 85 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,417 Call the landlord. 86 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,520 - I mean, certain things are 87 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,520 the landlord's responsibility, 88 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,322 but then, there's some drapes 89 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,357 that need to go up 90 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,357 in Chloe's room. 91 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,893 Oh, as much as you 92 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,893 like to rock and glide, 93 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,161 there's a glider 94 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,161 that needs to be put together 95 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:09,628 for the front porch. 96 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,265 - Ju, just put it on the list, 97 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,265 honey, and I'll get it done. 98 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,201 - I mean, I put it 99 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,201 on the list last week. 100 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,736 - Okay, well, 101 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,736 I must've forgotten. 102 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,872 - How is it that you always 103 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,872 manage to forget, 104 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,408 like, repairs to a home, 105 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,408 but you could remember 106 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,610 what your mama wore 107 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,610 to kindergarten graduation? 108 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,413 - I focus on the things that 109 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,413 are important like fashion. 110 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,647 - Gotcha. 111 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,683 I love my husband, 112 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,683 but, you know, 113 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:33,453 it seems like he's allergic 114 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:33,453 to anything DIY. 115 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,988 - Well, 116 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,988 at least I'm consistent. 117 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:36,122 - I don't know why I bother 118 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,656 putting a honey-do-list 119 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,656 together 120 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,760 because at the end of the day, 121 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,760 I'm the one that has to do it. 122 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,296 - Maybe you should call it 123 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,296 a Julie-to-do-list? 124 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,198 - Mm-hmm, you think? 125 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:48,335 I just wish you'd take a little 126 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:48,335 more proactive approach 127 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,869 that would just help me out 128 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,869 a little bit. 129 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,405 - Honey, I will help you. 130 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,405 I want to help you. 131 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,341 What about the lightbulb 132 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,341 in the garage? 133 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,109 - Um, I did that. 134 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:57,977 - A point proven. 135 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,379 [laughs] 136 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,349 * * 137 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,783 - Nanny, 138 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,783 you know I went out to eat 139 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,850 with Savannah last night. 140 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,387 Do you know what this 141 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,387 psychopath does? 142 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,655 - What? 143 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,580 - She will take a chip, 144 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,580 dip in in the salsa, 145 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,960 and then go 146 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,960 into the cheese dip. 147 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,620 - She does what? 148 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,597 - Isn't that nasty? 149 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:17,597 - Yeah. 150 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,898 [laughter] 151 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,433 Slow down. 152 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,433 We may see a bunch of birds. 153 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,968 - Nanny, birding 154 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,968 is way more fun... 155 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,737 - Slow down. No, it's not. 156 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,737 - When you're going fast. 157 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,638 - Stop, stop. 158 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,638 Right there's a blue bird. 159 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:26,906 Right there's a blue bird. 160 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,308 - Let me see those things. 161 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,790 - Let me get my bird, 162 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,790 a blue bird. 163 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,810 1:30. 164 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,810 - What are you doing? 165 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:36,349 - I got to write it down 166 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,385 so I know 167 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,385 exactly what time I seen it. 168 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,870 - Why? 169 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:41,870 - Well, we compare them. 170 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,856 So-- 171 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,856 - Who is we? 172 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,257 - The bird club. 173 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,160 - Tell me more 174 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,160 about this birding club. 175 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:48,995 - We have contests 176 00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:50,764 and we have cash prizes. 177 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:54,701 - I should have known there 178 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:54,701 was a cash incentive for you. 179 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,835 - [laughs] 180 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,835 I don't even 181 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,570 get up out of bed 182 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,570 in the morning 183 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,173 unless there's 184 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,173 a cash reward waiting for me. 185 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,242 - What is that drawing 186 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,242 supposed to be 187 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,576 'cause that looks like 188 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,576 a dinosaur? 189 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,450 - I'm drawing a blue bird. 190 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,113 - Well, you're no Picasso, 191 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,113 that's for sure. 192 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,915 - If I was I wouldn't be 193 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,915 sitting here 194 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,285 with your dumb ass. 195 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,285 - [laughs] 196 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,522 So what exactly do you 197 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,522 have to do to win a cash prize? 198 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,490 - You show your pictures 199 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,490 to the judges 200 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,125 and then they decide 201 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,125 the winner. 202 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:21,361 Most people take pictures 203 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,163 but the birds 204 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,163 are too fast for me. 205 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,700 So I just do the drawings. 206 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,700 - Have you ever won? 207 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:27,767 - Not once. 208 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,471 - Well, Nanny, maybe we can 209 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,471 figure out a better way 210 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,873 for you to spot birds 211 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,873 that's easier on you. 212 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,760 And then maybe I can get 213 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,760 some of the prize money? 214 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,244 - Well that sounds good but no. 215 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,746 - So it's the same 216 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,746 as every other thing. 217 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,314 I'll help you 218 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,314 and I don't get paid. 219 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:45,552 - Chase, you've got such a good 220 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:45,552 streak of not getting paid, 221 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,454 why would you want 222 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,454 to break it now? 223 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,122 - [laughs] 224 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:53,993 * * 225 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,296 - Your kitchen's looking 226 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,296 really good, Mom. 227 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,897 - Yeah. 228 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,866 - It's looking really good 229 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,866 these days. 230 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,350 - So there's a switch 231 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,350 right here 232 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,690 and there's a wire 233 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,690 that connects to that 234 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,371 from the blower motor. 235 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,839 Then you kinda gotta 236 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,839 tighten it up a little bit 237 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,841 and make that connection 238 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,841 good again. 239 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,175 - Okay, what is it? Show me. 240 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,577 - All right, so there's 241 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,577 a terminal here that-- 242 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,778 - Yeah. 243 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,778 - That's a little loose. 244 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,613 You see how loose that is? 245 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,613 - Yeah. 246 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,781 Wow. 247 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,383 - [laughs] 248 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,383 Right? 249 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,818 I guess this is one time 250 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,818 that your dad not doing 251 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,920 his responsibilities 252 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,920 is paying off? 253 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,422 - I mean, I'll say. 254 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,858 I'm thinking about breaking 255 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,858 a few more things around here 256 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,293 just so he can fix them. 257 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,561 - All right, 258 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,561 so that's tightened up now. 259 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,562 - Perfect. 260 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,562 - Let me see. 261 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,597 That should've done the trick. 262 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,731 [fan hums] 263 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,932 - Yay! 264 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,932 - Yeah. 265 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,634 - Okay. 266 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,634 - There we go. 267 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,269 - You have been a godsend. 268 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,269 You really have. 269 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,972 I am so happy to get this done. 270 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,374 [sighs] 271 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,374 - Look, the kitchen's fixed. 272 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,442 - Hey, how are you? 273 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,743 - Good, how are you? 274 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,743 - Good. 275 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,878 - This is Nathan. 276 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,613 He's a handyman who I hired, 277 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,849 and he actually comes highly 278 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,849 recommended from the landlord. 279 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,951 - So you're just a handyman 280 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,951 around town? 281 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,286 - Yes, I am. 282 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,286 - I mean, do you, 283 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,854 like, have a 284 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,854 background in construction? 285 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,256 - I grew up 286 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,256 in construction, yes. 287 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,525 - You know what, his dad did it 288 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,525 so he did it growing up. 289 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,695 He's from Canada, and he isn't 290 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,695 afraid to show his emotions. 291 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,970 [laughter] 292 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,932 - What the heck's 293 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,932 going on here, Julie? 294 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,902 I walk in with the two of you 295 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,902 and Captain America, 296 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,104 and Savannah's 297 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,104 just a bumbling mess. 298 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,273 - Listen, I just hired 299 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,273 someone to do 300 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,874 what you wouldn't do 301 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,874 around here. 302 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,109 And she's not bumbling. 303 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,244 I think she's just flirting 304 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,244 a little bit. 305 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,181 - Well, the only good thing 306 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,181 coming out of this situation 307 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,218 is realizing that my daughter 308 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,218 has no idea as to how to flirt. 309 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,120 Well, I mean, I'm actually 310 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,120 surprised he's been able 311 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,555 to get anything done 312 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,555 since y'all 313 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,560 are standing in here 314 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,560 talking all day. 315 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,491 - Oh, no, he's 316 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,491 actually gotten a lot done. 317 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,594 I mean, he's already done 318 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,594 half of Mama's honey-do-list 319 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,620 or whatever it's called. 320 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,640 - Well, Nathan, is there 321 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,640 actually anything you can't do? 322 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,800 - Well, sir, I can kind of fix 323 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,800 anything I put my hands on. 324 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,268 - I have no doubt 325 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,268 about that one. 326 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,975 [classical music] 327 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,412 - Nanny, did you just give me 328 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,412 a dirty cup? 329 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,514 - Well, you know what, 330 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,514 I might've drank out of it. 331 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,549 Got a little lipstick on, 332 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,549 but it's not dirty. 333 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,284 - [laughs] 334 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,887 - What do you think 335 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,887 of your gift, Nanny? 336 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,655 - Oh, I love that. 337 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:06,260 - All right, look, you put the 338 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:06,260 seed and the food all in here. 339 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,927 - Yeah. 340 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,927 - And this is a camera 341 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,463 that will take a picture 342 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,463 every time a bird comes to eat. 343 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:14,100 - Now that takes somebody 344 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:14,100 with some brains to do that. 345 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,169 - It's actually pretty simple, 346 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,169 but yeah. 347 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,138 See, Nanny, 348 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,138 with this bird feeder 349 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,440 you can be a real competitor 350 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,440 in your bird club. 351 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,142 - Chase, this is perfect. 352 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,177 The next competition ends 353 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,177 this week, 354 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:28,480 and with this nifty gadget, 355 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:28,480 I may win the grand prize, 356 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,549 a trip to the Caribbean. 357 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,284 - Do I get to come? 358 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,284 - No. 359 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,319 If I bring a man 360 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,319 with me to the Caribbean, 361 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,854 he won't be my grandson. 362 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,457 Chase, you gonna 363 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,457 have to help me hang it. 364 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,610 - Yeah, Nanny, I figured 365 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,610 I was gonna have to do this. 366 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,229 - Well, now--you think I can? 367 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,165 - I think we put it 368 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,165 like this, Nanny. 369 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,100 - No, uh-uh. 370 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,100 Move it over a little bit. 371 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,902 - Like the whole thing? 372 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,902 - Yeah. 373 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,904 - Nanny. 374 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,206 Right here? 375 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,206 - No. 376 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,709 A little bit to your left, 377 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,709 a little bit. 378 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,744 - And don't get it too close 379 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,744 to the street. 380 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,646 Go on over just a little bit. 381 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,810 Right there. 382 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,215 That is perfect. 383 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,217 - This is exactly 384 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,217 where we started. 385 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,652 - You should 386 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,652 have listened to me 387 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,387 the first time that I told you. 388 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,387 - Yeah I know, Nanny. 389 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,788 I should--that's 390 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,788 what I got to do. 391 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,357 I just got to 392 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,357 keep listening to you. 393 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,693 * * 394 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,729 - I need you 395 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,729 to crack my back, Mama. 396 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,664 - No, I'm not doing that. 397 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,664 - Come on, come on. 398 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,265 - I can't, Savannah. 399 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,265 - Ready? 400 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,340 - I can't, you're too tall. 401 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,340 - You got short arms. 402 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360 - I do have short arms. 403 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,360 [laughs] 404 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,171 Ready. One, two, three. 405 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,339 [bones crack] 406 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,475 - [laughs] 407 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,475 I cracked yours. 408 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,943 - You did. 409 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,943 [laughs] 410 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,578 - What the hell 411 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,578 are y'all doing? 412 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,611 [laughter] 413 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,913 - Well, I had her 414 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,913 crack my back. 415 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,490 - And then she was 416 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,490 going to try and crack mine. 417 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:39,520 [laughter] 418 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,549 - Julie, I'm going to 419 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,549 meet Mom and Chase for lunch. 420 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:43,456 And we'll pick up the parts 421 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:43,456 that you need 422 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,758 to get that glider built. 423 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,693 - Honey, I've got Nathan 424 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,693 already lined up 425 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,328 to come and do it, so you don't 426 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,328 have to worry about it. 427 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,696 Take that off your list. 428 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,164 - Nathan doesn't need to do it. 429 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,164 I got it. 430 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,467 - I thought you'd be happy 431 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,469 that I got Nathan 432 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,469 to handle my honey-do-list? 433 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,605 - But I'm your honey. 434 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,605 I'm supposed to do it. 435 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,674 I mean, I'm a man. 436 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,674 I'm not useless. 437 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,343 - You're not 438 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,343 completely useful either. 439 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,345 I mean, I'm just saying. 440 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,345 - Mm. 441 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,814 Any task that you have, 442 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,814 I can handle. 443 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,149 - Dad, I don't think you can. 444 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,550 Nathan does a pretty good job. 445 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,519 - I can't cancel him. 446 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,519 I've already paid the deposit. 447 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,553 He's coming. 448 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,654 - You know what, 449 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,654 I don't even care. 450 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,755 Do whatever you want to do, 451 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,856 but I'm going 452 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,856 to lunch with Mama. 453 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,924 - Okay. 454 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,924 - Okay, have fun. 455 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,759 - Yeah. 456 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,759 - Whatever. 457 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,428 - He was like 458 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,428 a jealous high school boy. 459 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,796 What was that? 460 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,650 - Listen, a little competition 461 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,650 never hurt anybody. 462 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,567 [laughs] 463 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,567 - Oh, God help us. 464 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,935 Competition? 465 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,604 Is this part of your 466 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,604 master plan to motivate Daddy? 467 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,390 - Well, maybe. 468 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,507 I mean, let's remember 469 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,507 what happened 470 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,710 when he got jealous 471 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,710 of my badminton instructor. 472 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,279 - Now, I know why your mama 473 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,279 didn't want me to be here. 474 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,347 - Yeah, don't blame her. 475 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,115 I mean, look at him 476 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,115 in that sweater. 477 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,840 He looks so sophisticated. 478 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,485 - Good morning. 479 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,254 I'm making breakfast 480 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:48,254 for my lovely wife. 481 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,523 - You've never 482 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,523 cooked breakfast. 483 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,360 You know, sometimes I feel bad 484 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,360 for pushing Dad's buttons, 485 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,628 but your dad's noticing, 486 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,628 and I'm actually 487 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,565 getting stuff done with Nathan 488 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,565 around, so it's a win-win. 489 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,533 - [laughs] 490 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,903 * * 491 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,390 - All right, where 492 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,390 we want to go for lunch? 493 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,109 - Todd, I'm not going 494 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,109 to put my opinion in, anyway. 495 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,710 Whatever you want to do, 496 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,710 that's what we do. 497 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,779 - Mama, you literally 498 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,779 are delusional, 499 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,800 but I'm not even going 500 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,800 to argue about it. 501 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,282 - Well then, 502 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,282 let's go have barbeque. 503 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,851 - I just had that. 504 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:21,187 - [laughs] 505 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:21,187 - Yeah, that's right. Always. 506 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,822 - So Mama, 507 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,822 how's your week been? 508 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,491 - Honey, it's been great. 509 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:28,762 My grandson gave me 510 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:28,762 the nicest gift, 511 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,398 a bird feeder with a camera. 512 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,330 - And that's what 513 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,330 you got excited over? 514 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,468 - Yeah, and I think 515 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,468 that I got a rare bird. 516 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,805 Now, I'm not sure, 517 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,805 but I'm pretty positive 518 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,420 that I've got a picture 519 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,420 of a yellow-bellied warbler. 520 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,144 - Hmm, I don't know 521 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,144 if that's it, Nanny. 522 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,347 I mean, that's blurry. 523 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,347 You can only see the tail. 524 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,649 Are you sure that's 525 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,649 a yellow-bellied warbler? 526 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,118 - Well, I know what it is. 527 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,118 It's rare. 528 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,553 - [laughs] 529 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,689 I'm sure it doesn't matter 530 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,689 if you have a crappy photo. 531 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,224 It's not like you and your 532 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,224 group are damn orthinologists. 533 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,293 - Well, hell, 534 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,293 that's a hard word. 535 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,594 Todd, I'm just worried 536 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,264 that somebody else 537 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,264 might get all the glory, 538 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,834 but if all I got is the tail, 539 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,834 this picture won't cut it. 540 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,871 I need a better picture 541 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,871 to get first prize. 542 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,740 - Mama, honey, 543 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,740 if you're just patient, 544 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,909 it'll probably come back. 545 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,713 - Chase, I don't have time 546 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,713 for this feeder to do its job. 547 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,681 I need a winning photo, 548 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,383 so we need to do 549 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,383 something different. 550 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,850 - But Nanny, I don't feel like 551 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,187 you've given the feeder 552 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,187 a solid chance. 553 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,656 - The competition ends 554 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,656 in a few days. 555 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,891 Less yapping, 556 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,891 more thinking, dummy. 557 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,662 - Nanny, does anybody else 558 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,662 have your back like I do? 559 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,898 - Well, I'm gonna say you A 560 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,898 and the rest of them is B. 561 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,701 [laughter] 562 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:46,439 * * 563 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,108 - So let's just 564 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,108 try to figure out, 565 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,276 kind of, what all we need. 566 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,276 - This is like a-- 567 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,445 an expedition for us. 568 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,648 I'm just confused as to what 569 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,648 we're really doing in here. 570 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,517 - I'm going to get a hinge 571 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,517 for that glider. 572 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352 - Why are we starting 573 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,352 to do this? 574 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,620 Why are we doing this now? 575 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,620 - Because it's something 576 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,955 that your mama needs 577 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,955 to have done. 578 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,657 - But you haven't done this 579 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,657 my entire life. 580 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,860 - Well, I am now because then 581 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,860 I can get this Nathan guy 582 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,895 out of my hair. 583 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,895 - [chuckles] Nathan. 584 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,630 Savannah told me about Nathan. 585 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,399 - I don't need 586 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,399 to hear any more about Nathan. 587 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,767 - Are you jealous? 588 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,102 - As if I would be jealous 589 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,102 of Nathan? 590 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,305 - I mean, you look upset. 591 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,305 You look frustrated. 592 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,574 It's okay. That's good. 593 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,574 Let it out. 594 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,244 - Okay, I hate Nathan. 595 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,244 Does that make you feel better? 596 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,800 - No, that makes 597 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,800 you feel better. 598 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,884 - I don't need your smart-ass 599 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,884 comments right now. 600 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,619 What I need is 601 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,619 for you to help me. 602 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,220 Your mama just needs to realize 603 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,856 that I'm just as capable 604 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,856 as Nate or Nathan 605 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,292 or numb nuts or 606 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,292 what the hell ever his name is. 607 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,194 - But Dad, you're not, though. 608 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597 - Just need to find 609 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,597 these hinges. 610 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,433 Is this a bolt hinge? 611 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,201 I mean, is this what I need? 612 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,201 - I don't know. 613 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,670 Whenever I have trouble 614 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,670 with stuff like this, 615 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,806 fixing something, I call Papa. 616 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,542 - I don't need you to call him. 617 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,542 - But I think you do. 618 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,676 - No, I don't. 619 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,146 - Hello. 620 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,146 - Hey, Papa. 621 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,881 - Hey, buddy. 622 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,881 - Dad told me to call you. 623 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,516 Said he wanted to talk to you 624 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,516 really bad. 625 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,510 He needs your help. 626 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:06,519 - Todd, how can I help? 627 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,655 - Hey, Harv, listen, 628 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,655 I need some help 629 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,390 with getting this 630 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,390 glider put together. 631 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,292 Julie has me doing 632 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,292 all this DIY stuff, 633 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,793 and I don't even know 634 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,793 what I'm looking for. 635 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,396 - I can help you, son. 636 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,396 I can be up there tomorrow. 637 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,597 I got everything we need, son. 638 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,732 - All right, see you, bud. 639 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,600 - Hey, he wants 640 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,600 to have dinner with you. 641 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,335 - Done. Done! 642 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,335 Dinner is done! 643 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,441 [classical music] 644 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,276 - Are you excited? 645 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,578 - I'm really excited 646 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346 'cause you know 647 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346 I've got to win this contest. 648 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548 - Nanny, I'm telling you, 649 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548 this is gonna do it. 650 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,584 I think this is 651 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,584 one of my best ideas yet. 652 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,952 Do you know what 653 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,952 this is called? 654 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,321 - No. 655 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,321 - It's called a ghillie suit. 656 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,322 - Oh. 657 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,124 - Now, you will blend right in. 658 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,925 No one will even know 659 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,925 that you're there. 660 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,930 - I'm gonna be over there. 661 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,950 I'm gonna get a shot, 662 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,950 and hopefully, 663 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,970 that warbler will be here. 664 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,970 - Okay. 665 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,199 - If it is, 666 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,199 we will get that picture. 667 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,734 - This sounds 668 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,734 like a horrible idea. 669 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,436 - Come here. 670 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,436 Come get in this thing. 671 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,438 All right, you see where 672 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,438 your head goes in? 673 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,306 - Yeah. 674 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,941 - This is so ridiculous. 675 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,477 - All right. 676 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,477 - Do I look like a bush? 677 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,679 - Yes, Nanny, 678 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,679 you look like a bush. 679 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,380 - What if they poop on me? 680 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,449 - I'm so excited 681 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,449 for Operation Bush. 682 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,850 I mean, camouflage Nanny, 683 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,850 cover her in birdseed, 684 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,853 and watch the birds 685 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,853 flock to her. 686 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,954 - I don't know, Chase. 687 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,489 Do you think 688 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,489 this is going to work? 689 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,324 - No, but you know what, 690 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,324 I can't pass up 691 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,940 the opportunity to dress 692 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,940 Nanny up in a ghillie suit. 693 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,862 - That's mean. 694 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,862 - No, Grayson, 695 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,898 it's called 696 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,898 a little friendly payback 697 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,634 for her not taking me 698 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,634 to the Caribbean if she wins. 699 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870 - Do you even see any birds? 700 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,573 - No, but look at these photos 701 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,573 of Nanny. 702 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,841 [camera clicks] 703 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,576 [laughter] 704 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,979 Oh, no, these people 705 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,979 are walking beside her. 706 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,318 - Shh. Shh. 707 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,653 Go away. 708 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,155 Go away. 709 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,920 Kid, go away. 710 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,920 I'm trying to catch a bird. 711 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,760 - Oh, my God, these pictures, 712 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,429 even if we don't see a bird, 713 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,429 are priceless. 714 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,299 - Oh, no. 715 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,299 - Oh, my God, these kids. 716 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,468 - [coughing] 717 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,604 - [laughing] 718 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,400 Look at her. 719 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,508 Nanny. 720 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,508 - What? 721 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,411 This damn thing so hot, 722 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,411 I can't hardly breathe in here. 723 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,646 Ooh, oh. 724 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,281 - I told you not to move. 725 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,883 - Well, I did the best I could. 726 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,952 - Did you get a picture 727 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,952 of the rare bird? 728 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,755 - No, Nanny, not a single bird 729 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,755 has come over here. 730 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,889 - I cannot do this. 731 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,357 I don't think 732 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,357 we gonna get any more, 733 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,590 and I can't stand this. 734 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,590 I'm about to die. 735 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,360 - All right, well, come on. 736 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,360 Let's go. 737 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,195 - I should have worn 738 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,195 a bathing suit. 739 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,930 I got so much damn water 740 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,930 in the crack of my ass. 741 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,990 - [laughs] 742 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,990 - I got to get out of here. 743 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:38,371 * * 744 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,473 - Julie. 745 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,473 - Yes. 746 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,442 - Where are the Q-tips? 747 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,210 - They should be 748 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,210 in the bathroom. 749 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,812 - Well, there's not any more 750 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,812 in here. 751 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,113 - [sighs] 752 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,113 Oh, my gosh. 753 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,882 I think you'll be good 754 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,882 for one night. 755 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,684 - Julie. 756 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,684 - Yes, Todd. 757 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,253 - You know I cannot go to bed 758 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,253 without my ears being clean. 759 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,721 - I will put it on the list 760 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,322 to make sure 761 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,322 that I get it tomorrow. 762 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,910 I'm capable of putting things 763 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,910 on a list 764 00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,259 and getting them done. 765 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,294 I know you wouldn't 766 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,294 relate to that, but... 767 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,863 - What is wrong with you? 768 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,863 Why are you having an attitude? 769 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,400 - Well, my attitude is 770 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,400 because you asked my dad 771 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,170 to come up here 772 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,170 to do your honey-do-list. 773 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,439 I didn't even know 774 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,439 he was coming. 775 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,508 - Julie, I was merely 776 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,508 wanting to include him 777 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,211 in the family stuff 778 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,211 so that he would feel needed. 779 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,460 - Okay, do you really believe 780 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,881 the BS that comes out 781 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,881 of your mouth? 782 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,483 - I am speaking from my heart. 783 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,152 - My dad said that 784 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,152 you and Chase called him 785 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,888 from the hardware store saying 786 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,888 that y'all needed help. 787 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:33,126 And why you would have my dad 788 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:33,126 drive six hours here 789 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,630 to do handyman stuff when I've 790 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,630 already hired someone to do it. 791 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,398 That is so stupid. 792 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,667 - Okay, no one gives a [bleep] 793 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,667 about "Magic Mike." 794 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,936 - What is the issue 795 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,936 with Nathan? 796 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,672 - Of course I'm gonna have 797 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,672 concerns when my wife 798 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,608 and my daughter is 799 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,608 fawning over some 30-year-old. 800 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,243 - Okay, well first of all, 801 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,243 I'm not fawning 802 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,412 over somebody period. 803 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,881 - So the washboard abs 804 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,881 you don't find attractive? 805 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,350 - Todd, I've lived 806 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,350 without them this long. 807 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,920 I just wish it didn't take 808 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,920 a fit of jealousy 809 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,489 to get you to help around here. 810 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,523 - Okay, Todd does not 811 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,523 do jealous. 812 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,361 - If Nathan looked more like 813 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,361 my dad and less like John Hamm, 814 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,960 would you be shopping 815 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,960 at the hardware store? 816 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,465 Listen, I'll admit, 817 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,935 I kind of used the situation 818 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,935 to my advantage, 819 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,171 but it did light a fire 820 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,171 under you. 821 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,772 I just want you to step up 822 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,772 to the plate. 823 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,574 So since my dad's still coming, 824 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,842 why don't you just get him 825 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411 to teach you 826 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411 how to do a few things? 827 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,313 That way next time, 828 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,313 you don't have to bother him, 829 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,581 and you can do it yourself. 830 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,184 - I can do that, Julie. 831 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,184 I can do that. 832 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,953 - That's all I'm trying to say. 833 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,953 I just need a little help. 834 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,789 - Well, I did take care 835 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,789 of one thing for you. 836 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,424 - What's that, honey? 837 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,424 - I fired Nathan. 838 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,591 So you can take that 839 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,591 off your list. 840 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,610 - Oh, my God. 841 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,610 [laughs] 842 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,863 * * 843 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,965 - Do you want 844 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,965 a tomato sandwich with me? 845 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,535 - Nanny, is it a sandwich 846 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,535 without meat? 847 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,671 - I love a tomato sandwich. 848 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,671 Lord have mercy. 849 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,974 I want you to try half of one. 850 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,974 - What if I don't want half? 851 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,443 - Well, then you can have 852 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,443 a knuckle sandwich. 853 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,780 - [laughs] 854 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,140 - Mama, hello, darling. 855 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,140 - Oh, hey. 856 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,817 Do you want a tomato sandwich? 857 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,817 - Yeah, I'll have one. 858 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,885 - Well, get you a plate 859 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,885 and make it. 860 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,521 - [laughs] 861 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,230 - While you gonna stand there 862 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,230 and eat, 863 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,157 Mom, I want to talk to you 864 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,592 about these photos 865 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,592 that Chase showed me. 866 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,627 - Yeah, Nanny, 867 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,627 I was bragging on you. 868 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,897 - What I didn't expect to get 869 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,897 was a bunch of angry emails 870 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,340 from neighbors saying you were 871 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,340 out here scaring children. 872 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,136 - [laughs] 873 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,136 - They wasn't scared. 874 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,838 - I'm honestly pretty proud 875 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,838 of that shot. 876 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,406 I mean, that's action packed. 877 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,430 - Okay, snitchy bitch, 878 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,430 did you tell your dad 879 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,912 that you was the mastermind 880 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,912 behind it all? 881 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,915 - I wasn't the snitch. 882 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,915 - It doesn't matter. 883 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,119 You and your dumb sidekick here 884 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,119 went too far. 885 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,540 - But you got to admit, 886 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,540 it was pretty funny. 887 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,289 - Mama, I think Chase 888 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,289 is messing with you. 889 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,259 - Chase, have you 890 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,259 been hanging out with him, 891 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,528 being a bitch? 892 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,528 - [laughs] 893 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,131 - Did you dress me up 894 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,131 in that ghillie suit 895 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,266 to help me or just 896 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,266 get a good laugh? 897 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,868 - Well, Nanny, I've got 898 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,868 to get somethings out of 899 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,703 our little adventures 900 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,703 every once and a while 901 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,238 because you've 902 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,238 shown me that you're not 903 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539 going to share 904 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539 the winnings with me. 905 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,800 - Now, you know, Chase, 906 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,800 when I die, 907 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,770 I'm gonna leave you 908 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,770 a little something special. 909 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,445 - Really? 910 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,747 - Yeah, and you gonna be 911 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,747 disappointed in that too. 912 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,749 - Nanny, I'm gonna 913 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,749 stop helping you. 914 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,752 - No, you're not. 915 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,752 - Yes, I am. 916 00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,421 - It was a bust anyway. 917 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,691 I didn't get no photo, 918 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,691 so I called it a day. 919 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,792 - So you went 920 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,792 through all of that 921 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,126 and just wasted that? 922 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595 - I just submitted my photo 923 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595 from the bird feeder 924 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,198 and it turned out, 925 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,198 it was a goldfinch. 926 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,435 It wasn't rare, 927 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,435 but it got me third place. 928 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,637 - Mama, no more ghillie suit. 929 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,605 - Well, I didn't like 930 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,605 that ghillie suit anyway. 931 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,443 It was hot, and that damn thing 932 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,443 made the crack of my ass itch. 933 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,317 [classical music] 934 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,288 - You know, I feel like 935 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,288 painting could be therapeutic. 936 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,622 I could be good at it. 937 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291 And you know what, 938 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291 some of these people out here 939 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293 actually get paid to paint, 940 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293 and they're terrible. 941 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461 So if they can 942 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461 get paid to paint, 943 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,829 I can get paid to paint. 944 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,640 - Savannah, you know 945 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,640 there's no paint on the brush? 946 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,667 [wood clatters] 947 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,169 Harvey, how much longer we got? 948 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,169 Just try to ignore that. 949 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,471 - Well, we got the structure 950 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,471 up now. 951 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,390 All we've got to do 952 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,390 is put the back in. 953 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,740 So go ahead 954 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,740 and start the screw in there. 955 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,209 - Okay. 956 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,209 - All right. 957 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,643 But don't let it go 958 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,643 to your finger. 959 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,379 All right, run it in 960 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,379 about halfway 961 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,513 till you see it come out 962 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,513 the other side. 963 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,415 That's it, that's all. 964 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,415 [drill whirrs] 965 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,485 - I mean, who knew that 966 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,485 Todd Chrisley was a real man? 967 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187 - Oh, I could tell by your tool 968 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187 pouch you're a real man, son. 969 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,390 - Think it would be better 970 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,390 if we had this monogrammed. 971 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,792 - Yeah, son, 972 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,792 nothing screams masculine like 973 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,395 your own monogrammed toolbelt. 974 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,929 - It would make it look a lot 975 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,929 better 'cause you could 976 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,365 match it to, like, whatever 977 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,365 color your jeans and stuff are. 978 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,533 - Yup. 979 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734 - Yeah, that's exactly 980 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,734 what you need. 981 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,870 There you go. Got it. 982 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,870 Look at you go. 983 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,104 [drill whirrs] 984 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,104 Tool man. 985 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,507 Ooh, yeah. 986 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,507 - Mr. Fixer Upper. 987 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,108 - Yes, there you go. 988 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,108 - You just wait. 989 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,244 - Hey, I brought 990 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,244 a little goodies. 991 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413 - Ooh. 992 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,413 - Oh, my gosh. 993 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,315 - Yeah. 994 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,315 - He's getting it done, Mama. 995 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,152 - I mean, check this out. 996 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,187 - That's it. There you go, yes. 997 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,890 - Honey, I am so happy 998 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,558 that you have taken 999 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,558 my honey-do-list seriously. 1000 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,293 And it does my heart good 1001 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,293 to know 1002 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,950 that I actually 1003 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,950 have my own handyman now. 1004 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,330 - Honey, I just wanted you 1005 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,330 to know that I'm listening. 1006 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399 Julie, honey, I don't want you 1007 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399 to feel overwhelmed. 1008 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,867 So I want to help you. 1009 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,670 I want to do whatever it is 1010 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:10,670 that you need for me to do. 1011 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,238 And if it's something 1012 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,238 I can't do, 1013 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,540 I'll hire somebody to do it. 1014 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,275 - And if you don't stick to it, 1015 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,711 at least I know I got Nathan 1016 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,711 in my back pocket. 1017 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,582 It's sexy seeing you do... 1018 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,582 - [groans] 1019 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,917 - Physical labor like that. 1020 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,552 - Well, I can arrange for us 1021 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,552 to do it more often. 1022 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420 - Okay, yeah, no. 1023 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,420 We don't need to hear all that. 1024 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,289 - How do you think 1025 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,289 you got here? 1026 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,890 - Immaculate conception. 1027 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,726 [laughter]