[classical music]
- Don't you like my pants?
- No, I don't.
- They're a little big.
- I have to get them altered.
So then once they're altered,
see?
- Your pants look like a cowboy
that's on a budget
and couldn't afford
the rest of the getup,
so it just stopped
at the thigh.
- [laughs]
[door slams]
[footsteps tapping]
* *
- [laughs]
[gasps]
Nanny.
- [laughs]
- What the hell
are you wearing?
- What are you doing?
- Chase and I
are going gothing.
- We're going golfing.
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
- Chase, you texted me
and asked me
did I want to go gothing.
- Clearly it was a typo.
- Well, gothing
is what he said.
And, Chase, me and you
do a lot of crazy [bleep].
- [laughs]
Nanny, what is gothing?
- Well, hell, Savannah,
surely you know what it is.
Look at your pants.
[laughter]
[bright classical music]
* *
[light music]
* *
- I am just so glad that y'all
were able to come up this week
and celebrate
your 50th wedding anniversary
with us in Nashville.
- Pam, what the heck was you
thinking at 16 years old,
locking yourself down
to one man for 50 years?
- I don't know, Todd.
- Oh, she knew.
She knew.
[laughter]
- Well, listen, I am just
excited that y'all are here.
And I want us to do
some sightseeing
'cause I mean, Mama,
you love to walk around.
So...
What?
- Well, we're not
walking right now
'cause your dad's
in physical therapy.
- Physical therapy?
* *
- Listen, honey, when I fell
off the top of the ladder,
I got a couple of things,
shoulder,
all that kind of stuff,
but it's no big deal, honey.
You need to worry
about her more.
- What do you mean?
- She has a cataract.
Yeah, she squealed on me.
I'm squealing on her.
And she's not gonna
have surgery.
She can't see
to drive at night.
- Well, I didn't even know
she had a cataract.
- See?
- Is there anything else
I need to know about you?
- Well, I did have
my shoulder X-rayed,
but it's okay.
I've just got
some arthritis in it.
- What about the knee?
- My knee is fine.
It's your knee.
- Oh, my gosh.
- The way you're reacting now,
that's the reason
I didn't tell you before.
You live six hours away, honey.
What were you going to do?
- You know, it's hard
when your parents start aging
and you can't
get to them quickly.
It's this sense
that you have no power,
and I know they don't
want me to worry.
But the thoughts
of me not knowing
or them needing something
and me not being able to help
makes me worry even more.
Is there anything else I need
to know about my parents?
- No, we're okay.
- Other than the fact
that we're taking a yoga class,
and let me tell you
something, honey,
it spiced things up
for your mom and dad.
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna start
washing the dishes.
- [laughs]
- I can't.
I didn't need to know
about that one.
* *
- Look at how good
this is gonna look.
- You just run this
all the way down through here.
- Yeah.
- Right, and this is gonna go
all around the perimeter
of the property?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well,
where's the rest of it?
- What do you mean,
the rest of it?
- How many square feet
did you need?
- I don't know.
- Well, you've got enough
to do about five panels here,
and then you're
[bleep] out of luck.
- This was expensive.
I would've thought,
with the price of it,
it would've covered
the whole frickin' house.
[laughs]
[dog barks]
Hi, how are you?
- Savannah, hi.
Good to see you again.
- Good to see you.
- I'm great.
How are you, Todd?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.
[dog snarling]
- So how's your day been?
- It's been good.
Been busy, glad that I got
to get out and take a walk
for a little bit.
- I know.
- You know what, if you could
not have your dog in the yard.
I mean, down there
would be great.
* *
Ah! Ah!
See?
Can you just keep walking?
- Oh, okay.
Bye.
- Bye.
- How rude are you gonna be?
- I'm rude?
She let her dog
piss in the yard.
- Well, you know what,
you don't have to worry about
your precious yard,
landscaping,
'cause this is my house now.
So you're gonna have
to stay away from this area,
'cause I'm trying to be
a good neighbor,
trying to make some friends.
- Savannah, let me tell you
the best way
to be a good neighbor.
- Let's hear it.
- Pretend that you
don't have none.
I honestly don't understand why
people want to be buddy-buddy
with their neighbors.
In my experience,
people are just nosy
and always looking for
something to complain about.
- Listen, you like to complain
as much as the next person
when we lived here.
- Julie, if someone's
gonna start [bleep] with me,
then I'm gonna serve it back.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Have you ever at least
waved to your neighbors?
- I have given hand gestures
to a lot of neighbors.
- [laughs]
* *
- So where's Pam and Harvey?
I thought you wanted
to spend time with them
when they was in town.
- Well, I did, but they're
shopping with Chase
because I really wanted
to show you this house.
- You know, it's a big house.
- It is.
I love the wide hallways,
open kitchen.
You got your breakfast room,
you got your family room
all right here.
There's been a lot of
moving houses this past year.
And now I think it's time we
find a more permanent solution.
- Especially now since
we're coming into our prime.
I mean, Grayson's gonna
leave for college soon,
and it's been a long time since
we've had one kid in the house.
So I mean, now we can
really live it up.
- Or find something
that really fits our needs.
- Yes, our love nest needs
for Todd and Julie.
- Oh, my gosh.
Listen, I want to show you this
last feature of this house
that really is a game changer,
and I want you to have
an open mind about it.
- Okay.
- I mean, look,
look at this space down here.
Look how high
these ceilings are.
And there is a full kitchen
with its own entryway.
- It's got good space to it.
- It's just a great
in-law suite.
- Mama's already said she
ain't ever living with nobody.
- Well, I wasn't talking
about your mama.
I was talking
about my mom and dad.
This is perfect for them.
- Julie.
- A living room,
a kitchen.
- No.
- Let me show you the bedroom.
- No.
What are you talking about?
- Well, they're getting
older, Todd.
- I didn't even know
your mama and daddy
was even thinking
about moving here.
- Well, no, but after what
I heard with all the ailments
and everything
they've got going on,
I just want to get them here
so that I can be close by.
- Julie, listen,
you know I worship your mother.
But Harvey...
Every man loves the opportunity
to kick
his father-in-law's ass.
- And every father-in-law
loves an opportunity
to bring his son-in-law
down a notch.
- Do you see what you did?
- I didn't do it. You did.
- No. Shh.
- You came up here
to stir [bleep].
- No, you're the stirrer.
- If anyone in this family
was meant to be on this stage,
it's--
- It's me.
- If there's anyone
in this family
that really thinks
a whole lot of themselves,
it's--
- It's him.
- All right.
- Listen, Todd,
I've bent over backwards
for your family since day one,
and you know
that at the end of the day,
family is what's important.
- But, Julie, the master
bedroom's right above this.
I mean, so that means
that your daddy's
gonna know everything we do.
[classical music]
* *
- Chase, I need you to help me
with this crossword.
What's a "diva scarf"?
- A what?
- I've never been big
on crossword puzzles.
- Oh, what,
so you don't know it?
- I solve big problems,
Savannah.
I don't solve
crossword puzzles.
- Chase.
- You know how many problems
I could solve
with my brain power?
- Well, why haven't you
solved any?
- [laughs]
- What the hell, Nanny?
- Well, that's enough
about you, Chase.
Gorgeous, what you got
going on this week?
- Well, you know, I've been
in the process of moving
and trying to settle
into the house.
And of course,
Daddy's making it difficult.
- That's what you get
for buying a home from him.
- Yeah, I mean, we had
a really intense moment
with the neighbor.
- Ah! Ah!
Can you just keep walking?
- Oh, okay.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Honestly,
I'm a little embarrassed.
- I don't know
why y'all are surprised.
I mean, Dad doesn't
have the best reputation
when it comes
to being a neighbor.
I mean, what about
the time when
somebody complained
about noise in the driveway?
- Somebody in this neighborhood
has put the Chrisley family
on blast.
- For what?
- Your drive-in movie night.
- Who?
- Dad starts wars
with neighbors.
- Just post a nice apology.
- No, I'm not apologizing
for [bleep].
- Oh, my gosh.
- I know how to handle this.
- I mean, Dad was
driving around, checking to see
if the hedges were high enough,
if the trash cans
were in place, if there's any
violations at all.
- Take a picture
of this one right here,
because they didn't
mow their yard on Saturday.
- And then he accused
one of the neighbors
of being a drug dealer,
and he took me on a stakeout.
- See, right there.
- And we got caught on camera.
- [chuckles]
- Look, look,
I want you to look.
- Oh, my God.
Daddy, really?
- He's like
a category five hurricane.
- [laughs]
- Well, I'm just afraid
that his negativity
is going to be, like,
a reflection of me.
- It is, 100%.
- This sucks.
I mean, I really want
a good relationship
with my neighbors.
What if I'm alone, I need help?
People are more likely to help
you if they actually like you.
- Well, maybe you could just
lie about who your dad is.
- I mean, I was basically here
every day
when Mom and Dad lived here.
They know
that I'm his daughter.
- You ever thought
about estrangement?
Now, that makes a statement.
- Shut up.
- I got an idea.
Just throw a welcoming party.
- I mean, it wouldn't hurt,
Savannah.
- Well, you know what,
that's a great idea.
I'll invite all the neighbors.
Dad can come,
make nice with them, make up.
- No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
- Terrible idea.
- Yeah, because he might
mess it up for you,
and then you'll be screwed
sure enough then.
[laughter]
- Thanks, Nanny.
- She has a point.
- Thank you.
* *
- Isn't this nice,
just to be able
to have a casual
conversation?
- It is nice.
It's just unusual,
especially for you
just to invite Papa to lunch.
- Well, listen, I just wanted
to have some one-on-one time
to let you know that
your daughter's out to get you.
- Out to get me?
- Harvey, she thinks
you are old.
She's got the idea
of you moving in with us.
- [chokes]
- You know,
because of your injury
and, you know,
from the fall.
- [coughs]
That's a terrible idea.
- I love you,
but one alpha male,
put two together--
- It doesn't work.
Doesn't work.
- Not gonna work.
- Well, Mom's reasonable,
so you just need to
sit down and have
a conversation with her.
- No, the problem is that your
mother's got her mind made up.
So we're gonna have
to show her and not tell her.
- Son, I could not agree more.
- Why do you have to take
a seemingly simple solution
and overcomplicate it?
- Chase, your mother is not
going to hear a word that I say
because she's romanticized
this whole situation.
So your papa and I are gonna
give her a dose of reality.
- [laughs]
The two people on this Earth
that are probably the most
out of touch with reality are
gonna start dealing out doses.
This is gonna be fun.
- Mm-hmm.
You and I have had
a relationship for 26 years.
You know why it's worked?
Harvey stays in his lane.
I stay in mine.
- Right, it's small doses.
- Yes.
- Because I think a full dose
of either one of us
would be an overdose.
- I agree.
[laughter]
* *
- Thank you for coming.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
- Thank you so much.
I've--I will be
a great neighbor.
I will, I swear.
- Well, you're getting off
to a great start.
Thank you very much.
- Well, thank you.
- Cheers.
- Enjoy yourself.
- I'll do it.
- What do you think, Nanny?
It's a pretty good
turnout, isn't it?
- I think it's
a heck of a turn out.
- I know.
Thank you so much
for giving me the idea.
Honestly, I feel like I'm
putting a huge foot forward
in showing them
that I'm not like Daddy.
I can be a good neighbor.
I can be friendly.
You know?
- That's--
be that every day regardless,
because your situ--
Oh, my God.
- What?
What is that look, huh?
- That's your dad.
- Oh, my gosh.
This is a disaster.
- I didn't think
you invited him.
- Nanny, I didn't invite him.
- Mm-mm.
- Oh, my God, I'll be back.
- You need to go on
and deal with that.
- Yeah, I am.
I'll be back.
Stay there, Dad.
I'll come to you.
I mean, this is a nightmare.
I'm trying to prove
that I'm my own person,
and he could potentially
blow it for me.
But you know what,
I guess it all depends.
I could get irrational Todd
or reasonable Todd.
- Savannah, you hid
a party from him.
You think you're
gonna get rational?
The best thing you can do
to defuse that bomb
before it detonates,
and if it does, you better run.
- What are you doing here?
- Well, I had to come pick up
a package
because I got an alert
on my phone.
But had I known
you were having a party,
I would've dressed better,
you know, had I received
an invitation.
- Yeah, Dad, you--
I just--
there was a reason
you weren't invited,
because this is
for all the neighbors.
- Well, it looks like
Mama made it.
- Hey, well, Daddy,
you just don't have
the best track record
with neighbors,
and I just want to get along
with my neighbors.
I want to be a lover,
not a fighter.
- That sounds like
a crock of [bleep].
- I mean, I can tell
that you're upset.
- No, no.
- Why don't you just
stay for the rest of the party,
enjoy yourself?
- You have a good time
with your neighbors,
and I'm gonna go on home.
- Well, I love you.
You can stay if you want.
- No, it's okay.
But you'll remember this
one day.
* *
- I'm so excited.
We're gonna have game night.
- Here you go, Pop.
- I mean, we can do this
all the time
once y'all move here.
- That'd be fun.
- Yeah.
- Julie, it is freezing
in this house.
- Good Lord, son,
I'm sweating over here.
You--something's wrong
with you.
- Or something's wrong
with you.
- No.
- Honey, I'm gonna get you
a blanket right here.
Leave it on the side
of the sofa for that reason.
Here, get you some popcorn.
- Thank you.
- Is that popcorn good?
- You really
don't need to eat this,
because it's got
a lot of salt in it
and you have
high blood pressure.
- Here, we can share.
Let me divide it out.
A little bit.
Okay.
All right, here you go.
- Why did you give him
more than me?
- 'Cause she loves me more
than she does you.
- But it's my house.
- Oh, God, here we go again.
"My house."
- Okay, what are we gonna play?
- We'll just do spades.
- Spades?
No, no, no, let's play war.
- No, I don't like war.
- Julie, let's just
play some spades.
- Okay, Mom,
me and you are partners.
And they're partners.
- No, no.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Pam and I are partners.
- No, you're not partners
this way.
You're partners this way.
- No, I don't want
to play with him.
He doesn't even know
how to play.
- And I don't want
to play with him.
I'm out.
I'm gonna go watch the game.
- Not in the media room,
because I'm gonna watch
"Project Runway."
RuPaul is on there tonight.
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
- They are the most childish--
- Mama, Mama.
- What?
- Listen, I have to tell you.
We all went to lunch,
and they said they wanted
to convince you
that it was not a good idea
for them to live together.
- Are you kidding me?
- I don't know why it's
that shocking in this family.
- Well, it's not shocking
when it comes to your dad,
but it is shocking
when it comes to mine
that he would join in on this--
- Manipulation.
- 100%.
Does Dad not want to move here?
- I don't know.
- This is ridiculous.
- Yeah, it's pretty childish,
isn't it?
- They'll not get another bowl
of popcorn from me.
[classical music]
- Hey, Miley.
That's Nanny's baby.
Yes.
Lay right there
and have you a good day.
- Hey, darling.
- Hey.
- Brought your dry cleaning.
- Oh, Lord, you brought
my blue dress.
I'm gonna look good
at the senior party.
- Well, you didn't tell me
nothing about a senior party.
I mean, I'd love to be invited
to a party.
I mean, certainly I'd love
to be invited to a party
by someone that I'm related to,
but that's not gonna happen.
- Oh, Todd,
is your little butt hurting?
- No, Mama,
my butt's not hurt,
but my heart's hurt.
- Okay.
- I mean, can you believe
that Savannah purposefully
did not invite me
to that party?
- Now, Todd, if you want
to be mad at someone,
you need to be mad at me
because I'm the one
told her don't invite you.
- You are such a traitor.
- Well, I heard about
the interaction
with the neighbor
the other day,
and Savannah wants to distance
herself from this crap.
She wants
to be a good neighbor
so she can have good
relationships with people.
You know, Todd, take it
from someone that lives alone.
It's good to have a friendship
with people
that live next door.
You never know
when you might need them,
so don't burn a bridge.
- Well, I actually never
thought of it that way.
- No, you always too busy
burning bridges.
- Mama, listen, I will make
things right with Savannah.
I will figure out
what we need to do to make sure
that she's comfortable
in her neighborhood
with her neighbors in her home.
- Now, that's my boy.
So just go on inside
and take my laundry
and hang it up for me.
- [laughs]
Mama, you are
one of a kind, darling.
- I know it.
* *
- All right, just start
buttering the bread.
Get that bread buttered.
- Okay.
- No, you know what,
you go first.
- No, no, no, no, son,
this is your house.
You go first.
- No, you go first.
That would be rude of me.
- All right, I'll go, then.
[sniffing]
What is that smell?
- It's coming from the kitchen.
- My Lord, that smells good.
- Hey, darling, how are you?
- I'm good.
I just got some sauce
cooking over here.
- It smells delicious.
- Yeah, it's a shame
y'all aren't gonna have any.
- What are you talking about,
not have any?
- Why would we not have any?
- This is for my mother
and my children.
- So what are we
supposed to eat?
- [scoffs]
Not my problem.
- I'm just buttering bread.
- Julie, what's going on?
- Listen, I know
what y'all two are up to.
You think y'all are so smart.
- What are you talking about?
- Chase told me about your
little plan that you concocted.
- We're not trying
to have a plan.
- Oh, you absolutely--all this
going back and forth
and just being petty.
- Honey, we did that for you,
believe it or not.
- For me?
- Yeah.
- He did it for you.
- How did you do it for me?
- Well, we wanted you to see
that we didn't want to
without telling you
we didn't want to.
Now you know we don't want to,
and we really don't want to.
- Listen, when you fell,
I was six hours away.
I could not get to you,
and I did not like
that feeling of being helpless.
I just feel like with
everything that's going on
with the two of y'all,
I don't want to wait
till I have
to bring you here.
I mean, I just want
to be helpful
at this stage of your life.
- Honey, you've always been
helpful to us
anytime we've needed you.
- Agreed, and you've
always been there.
So don't--that's not
the issue here.
Honey, I'm sorry
for our little stunt.
And we want to be
close to you guys as well,
just not close, close, close.
Something in Nashville.
- Okay, well, then listen--
- I could help y'all look
for a house here or a condo
or a townhome,
whatever you feel
most comfortable in.
- Okay.
- And then you live
in your own home
but close to Julie
so she can get to you.
And that works good, right?
- I love it.
- Sounds good.
Maybe I shouldn't have assumed
everyone was gonna be okay
with my plans
of us all living together.
I mean, it was
a little unrealistic.
- Well, I'm just happy
that we found a solution
that works for everyone.
- Yes.
And I'm thrilled that they're
open to moving closer to us.
I mean, we could see them
once or even twice a day
if we wanted to.
- Yeah, I love that.
- Well, then I think
the next step needs to be
we got to find them a place.
- Yes.
- Agreed.
- I think we do.
- Agree.
- And I mean,
with your money and my taste,
we'll knock it out of the park.
- Okay, well, you won't
have a ladder there,
I can assure you of that.
[classical music]
- Dad.
- What?
I got a question.
Would you ever go to the moon?
- No, I'm not interested.
- I would colonize it.
Could you imagine having,
like, a little pet alien?
Like, a alien--
- We call them, here on Earth,
children.
- Do you think it rains
or snows?
Well, there's no
clouds in space.
Or is there?
- This is just dumb.
- We don't know, we never been.
But I know I'd find out.
- Hey, darling.
- Savannah, would you
go to the moon?
- I would probably feel
claustrophobic, so no.
- You're in space.
How you gonna be
claustrophobic in space?
- 'Cause you're still
in the spaceship.
- Spaceships are big.
- Whatever.
You said you had something
you wanted to show me.
- I do.
Todd-da!
You get it, "Todd-da"?
Look.
- That is way too much Todd.
- What are you talking about?
There's never been
too much Todd.
- [laughs]
- What is that even for?
- Well, I wanted
to put together
a beautiful gift basket
for your neighbors
so that I leave you on a good
solid footing with them.
- I have a question.
I'm just confused as to why
putting your face on
every product is an apology.
I would've literally
put anything else on there.
- [laughs]
Yeah, it's a bit weird,
but I appreciate that.
And you know what, I should
have told you about the party.
So I'm sorry.
But the party was great.
I got to meet
a bunch of people,
and I feel like I'm
starting off the right foot.
- Listen, just because
I haven't been close
with my neighbors
doesn't mean
Savannah can't be
close with hers.
And to be honest, it does
give me some comfort to know
that she has friends close by
if she were to need some help.
- So does that mean
that when we find a new house,
you'll be open
to meeting our neighbors?
- Honey, as soon as you realize
that the only people
I want to be close to
are you, my children,
my mother,
the better off we'll be.
- Okay.
I got ya.
- You know what,
I appreciate you,
and I'll help you
give the baskets out,
but I think we should lose
the Todd of it all.
- I don't know, the poop bags
are pretty accurate.
You should leave those
in there.
- [laughs]
- Like, every time they're
picking up their dog's poop,
they turn it over,
they see your face.
- [laughs]
Come on.
That was great.
- [laughs]