[bright classical music]
- Let me tell you something.
I have found this neighborhood app,
And it tells you everything.
You would be shocked.
- I know all about those apps.
I mean, all it is is neighbors gossiping
And complaining.
- Yeah, but sometimes it's juicy.
Like, this one person,
"looking for a good 'plumber.'"
- [laughs]
- Now, I think that's code.
- That's not code
Other than "I need a plumber"!
- No, I think-- would you think it's code?
- It's been so long since I've had my plumbing checked,
So I wouldn't know.
- [laughs]
- [coughs]
- Let's check out nanny's neighborhood.
- Listen to this: "our light brown
"chihuahua mix ran out.
"he answers to the name walter.
Let us know if you can see him, please."
- Walter. - Okay?
- "raccoon was spotted going through trash
In the alley the past few nights."
- Don't even get us started on the raccoon.
- Okay, "I've noticed an elderly woman in a bathrobe
Yelling at the trash trucks."
♪ ♪
- That's not me.
- "elderly woman speeding in golf cart recklessly
Driving around."
- That's not me.
- Mama, that is clearly you.
- Can you prove it?
- That is you! - That's not me!
- And that's chase right there!
- That's not me. - I plead the fifth.
- Nanny! [laughter]
[bright classical music]
♪ ♪
[light music]
- You can slam the doors all you want to,
But at the end of the day,
It's not gonna make you a better basketball player.
- Oh, here they are. Here they come.
Already arguing.
- I literally beat you every time.
- You're shaq and I'm kobe.
- Ah! - [screams]
- [laughs]
- Listen, y'all almost caused me
To cut my finger off.
- Did you get it? Let me see it.
- That wasn't cool. - That was basic as hell.
- That wasn't funny. - Yeah, no, I didn't get it.
- Bravo. Great prank.
Great camerawork.
- When is this nonsense gonna stop?
I mean, y'all always need to be pranking each other,
Doing something stupid.
- That's the way we roll.
- We don't roll that way because you don't upstage me.
I upstage you. - Okay.
- You know what, I do have to admit,
Chase is, like, the reigning prank master
Because what he did in florida was priceless.
- Where the hell is it?
- You gotta sneak up on it.
- Nah, it's gonna sneak up on us.
♪ ♪
- [screaming]
What is it? [laughter]
All I'm gonna tell you is to sleep with one eye open
'cause I'm coming for you.
- You are never going to top my snake prank.
It's not gonna happen.
I mean, it's one thing
To pull the prank of the century off on my dad.
But the fact that I got it on video
And everyone that he knows
Saw him screaming like a little girl,
It's priceless.
- I do feel bad that everyone--
I mean everyone--saw the video.
- He brought this on himself
By doing that water prank on me.
- Todd, what are we gonna do?
- I'm going to soak chase's ass with this ice-cold water.
♪ ♪
- [screams] - oh!
- Oh, my god!
- So I don't feel bad at all.
Maybe we all need to just hear it again
And see it again.
- [sighs] this is so old.
[screaming]
- [laughs]
- Ha-ha-ha, so funny.
- [screams]
[bright classical music]
♪ ♪
- All right, mama. Here's your tea.
- Well, thank you.
Did you put me a little something in it?
- Sweet tea.
Pure cane sugar.
- Rum would be better.
- [laughs] - oh, god.
- Sweet tea reminds me of my grandmother.
'cause you know what, when I was growing up,
I had the sweetest grandmama in the world.
She made my clothes-- - mm-hmm.
- Out of feed sacks.
- What is a feed sack?
- It was what the feed for the animals came in.
And it would be in, like, a printed piece of cotton.
So when my great-grandmother--
When they finished feeding the animals,
Then she would take and recycle that feed sack
And turn it into a dress for mama.
- My grandmama could make anything.
- Have you ever told her about when you met daddy?
- We was at the drive-in theater one night,
Me and my friends.
And I didn't know gene.
And you know what, I was looking my best.
I had a 18-inch waist. - [laughs]
- And you know what, that kim kardashian--
- Yeah! - She didn't have
Nothing on me 'cause I was poppin' that night
That's all your papa seen.
- Nanny, you tell the best stories.
- Well, thank you.
You know what, I'm really thinking about
Writing 'em all down because I wish I had
More stories about my grandmother.
And I don't want my grandchildren
To go without hearing what my stories were.
- Mama, are you gonna write a book?
- I'm gonna write a book.
- I mean, I think we can think of something
More entertaining than a book.
- What do you mean?
- What if we made some videos
Of you telling stories to post online?
- I love that idea!
Then maybe they'll go virus.
- [laughs] - virus!
Wha-- [laughter]
You mean... Both: Viral!
- Well, you knew what I was trying to say.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Buddy, I haven't seen you, like, in forever.
How's it been going?
- It's really stressful right now.
- Yeah 'cause now you have two homes.
- Yeah, keeping that woman happy
Is a full-time job, buddy.
- [laughs]
- What about you? How have you been?
- You know, just the same stuff every day.
You know, [bleep] going on with the kids.
Did you see that stupid video that went viral
That chase did of me with that snake?
- [laughs] oh, have I seen it?
I love this part.
- [screaming]
- [laughs] - what is it?
That's just not that funny. - It is funny.
- I have never wanted to get someone back with a prank
More than I wanna get chase back.
I mean, never in my whole life!
- You know, I don't understand
This constant need to try to prank someone.
It's never-ending, and I just don't get it.
- It's never gonna end.
'cause we're a family of pranksters.
- What do you think about your flowers?
- The casket's not right.
- [gasps] god almighty! - [screams]
- Either somebody writes me a check
Or I'm going to take
One of your nice little vehicles here.
- Bitch, you ain't gonna take nothing.
I can assure you of that. - I got you.
- What the [bleep] you talking 'bout, "you got me"?
[laughter]
[siren wailing]
- Well, I guess I better stop.
Here's the police.
This the most terriblest thing I ever faced in my life.
- This is all a joke.
[laughs]
- You know, you really are crazy.
Like, I'm just telling you.
- I'm not crazy. I'm committed.
- Yeah, you need to be committed.
- We need to brainstorm this weekend
And figure out how we're going to come up with a plan
That's gonna scare the [bleep] out of him.
- I can do that, but I can't do it this weekend
'cause I'm going out of town for a survival camp.
- What is that?
- A navy seal buddy of mine has this camp
Where you go live all week in the woods.
- You need to invite chase and me to go with you on that.
- On the trip? - Yes.
Then I can come there and figure out a way
To scare the [bleep] out of him in the woods.
- [laughs]
- Chase will never even think about messing with me again.
- Well, let's see what we can do here.
- [laughs]
[bright classical music]
- I'm not gonna lie, you do look so good.
- Now, I wouldn't wear a dress like this.
- Why?
It gives real, like, country girl vibes.
Bringing in a little old with the new.
- But I'm not used to getting all this glammed up.
I don't need for you to make me look like I'm 20.
- Nanny-- [laughs]
I don't think that's gonna happen.
- It looks great, though.
It really does. - See, doesn't it?
- Well, thank you.
- All right, come on. Let's go.
You're gonna sit right there in the middle.
Now, kinda sit sideways, you know?
Like, at an angle.
- Show 'em your angles, grammy. - Yeah.
There you go.
Then you can put a hat on.
You'll look a little, like, country hipster.
We are finally filming some of nanny's videos,
And I'm pretty excited because with me directing them,
She's gonna look snatched.
- "snatched," savannah?
You do realize this is for nanny
And not one of your social media posts?
- There's nothing wrong with living your best life.
Nanny, are you ready?
- I'm ready.
- All right, take it away.
- Welcome!
I'm faye chrisley,
And I just want to tell you my stories.
When I was a little girl, I got up every morning at 4:30
And went to the barn with my grandmother.
- You need to kinda dig into the emotion of it,
On how it made you feel.
"I got up in the mornings at 4:30,
And oh, it made me so tired."
Just, you know...
- Well, when I was a little girl--
- You gotta talk to the camera. - Talk to the camera.
- I washed the cow's tits while she started milking.
Then I got to milk.
And that was my job.
- Okay, nanny, people aren't gonna resonate
With that, you know?
- Then I had to go home and take a bath.
Then I had to catch a bus at 8:00--
- Okay, pause! Pause!
I mean, nanny, can you add some drama to it?
- And one time I was at the state fair.
I thought it was exciting just to get to walk around
And see the clowns and get a hot dog and a coca-cola.
- No, you need to have a little inflection in your voice.
You need to exaggerate a little more, you know?
Just tell me a crazy story like you usually do.
- Well, that's exactly what I'm telling.
- You need to...
Spice it up a little.
- But damn it, sassy, these are my stories!
- I'm just trying to make it entertaining, nanny.
- Well, I thought they were entertaining.
- I'm a little frustrated
Because I made sure everything was absolutely perfect
For this shoot,
And nanny's just, like, not on her a game today.
She's just not bringing it.
- Maybe it's got something to do with your directing.
- You know what, nanny, grayson and I are gonna go
Check our props, see if we can't add
A little bit more production value,
And you just think on your stories, okay?
- Okay, I'll think on 'em.
You know, I kinda feel ridiculous.
- Yeah, I get it.
- Damn kids.
♪ ♪
- Okay, we got our sleeping bags.
We got our tent. Lanterns.
- Now, what do you think about the shirt?
- I think it looks great.
Now, you have a white shirt you can wear before you go--
- What are y'all doing? Both: Hey.
- We're getting ready for our camping trip.
- This is our supplies. - Oh, this.
I guess you're roasting weenies.
- Mm. - Marshmallows.
We've got a bucket
That jay is infatuated with this bucket.
- If you need to poop anywhere. - [gasps]
- Right there. - Oh, my god.
But what the heck is this?
- This is versace's runway season.
- What are y'all doing?
- Um...
It's just a shirt with some paint on it
That you might construe that as blood.
- Okay, for what reason?
- To scare the [bleep] out of your child.
Chase is gonna find this on the trail when I scream.
That's the shirt that I was wearing...
When the bear attacked me while chase was in his tent asleep.
Jay jumps out of the bushes in a bear costume
And chase screams like a banshee.
I record it.
When I'm finished with this,
It's gonna break the internet.
- Why do you want to traumatize our children all the time?
- Poor chase.
- Oh, "poor chase" my ass.
You know, I have one thing in my life that I find joy in.
- If that's the only reason you're going,
You need to stay at home.
- Oh, thank god. I was getting really nervous
About having to put that bear costume on.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Hello, nanny. - Hey.
- How you doing? - I'm good.
- What are you doing?
- Cleaning my blinds.
- What are you using? - I invented this.
I took my tongs,
Put my sponge on it,
And you know what, it's gonna be my patent.
- [laughs]
- Chase, I'm so glad to see you.
- Thank you, nanny. - Because you won't believe
What savannah and grayson did to me.
- What have they done now?
- Now, you know, I wanted to write a book
About all my stories.
But savannah had this idea of making it a video.
I just wanted to do something simple for my family.
But savannah and gray-gray wanted to make it big,
You know, like some kind of production.
- That's savannah for you, nanny.
- Now, really, I like the idea of recording a video.
Just not the way that she wanted me to do it.
She wanted me to change and be a totally different person,
And that's not what I wanted.
She had me dressed like some country hip-store.
- Do you mean hipster?
- Whatever, chase.
It's hard to be yourself
When you don't feel like yourself.
- Well, nanny, whatever you need me to do,
Obviously, you know I'm gonna do it for you.
- You're always there.
And now I've got something else for you.
- Well, what is it? - You know I can't reach
Those top blinds, so I want you to clean 'em.
- Why do I get suckered into this every time?
- Well, listen, you've come to help me, didn't you?
- No, not with this-- [laughs]
I didn't come over here--
- That's a great invention.
- These look pretty handy, nanny.
What are these? - Tongue tong.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
What do you think this is, an alligator or a crocodile?
- It's a crocodile. Duh.
- You a crocodile expert?
- I'm on the verge of being one.
- No, this is not.
This is definitely-- - it's a crocodile.
- It's an alligator.
- Why do you even have this?
- Jay's invited me on, like, a survival weekend, right?
But I know it's just an excuse for my dad
To get me out in the woods and try to prank me.
But little does he know... - [laughs]
- Chase!
- Put it over there!
Put it over there! - Chase!
- Use your brain!
Yeah?
- What's up? - What are y'all doing?
- I was just telling elliott
What we're doing this weekend.
- Sounds fun. - Have you packed?
- Oh, listen, that's what I came to tell you.
I can't go because your mama says
I got something else I gotta do.
- What are you talking about?
- I can't go.
- I was really looking forward to this.
- I was too.
You have no idea how much
I was looking forward to this.
- Of course I have the perfect opportunity
To solidify my position at the top as prank master,
But no, dad's gotta go cancel the whole weekend.
- I mean, you should've quit while you were ahead.
- Savannah, I'm still ahead.
- We can do s'mores here.
We can do 'em on the stove.
- That is not a s'more.
- It's a metro s'more.
- [laughs]
[bright classical music]
- We'd get up and put our rain boots on,
Put our coats on, and we went to the barn.
And then we went to work.
- Everything looks great,
But she's just kinda rambling a little bit.
Five minutes and she's still on the same story.
- Well, we loaded up pine and took it to the woodyard.
- We got a lot of work to do.
- Yeah, we do. [door slams]
- Daddy's home!
- What do you mean, "dad's home?"
- I know that I'm like a father figure to both of you.
- Ha! - What are y'all doing?
- We're trying to salvage nanny's video shoot.
I mean, it was a disaster.
- Yeah, I heard about it.
What she told me was that you took it over,
And then not only did you not let her tell her stories,
But you tried to change her stories.
- No, I just tried to add a little more excitement to it.
- You overdirected her and made her uncomfortable.
You don't need all these bells and whistles.
Nanny is the bells and whistles.
- I was just trying
To make this extra special for nanny,
But you know what, I'm gonna come up with something better
That's gonna be more fitting for her.
- You know, heavy is the head that wears the crown,
But I'm tired of being the voice of reason
Around here. - Oh, my god, yeah.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- Mama, please, just bring me the tea.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I like half of this one and half the other one.
- That's all you get. - Or all of this one.
- That's all you're getting. - Thank you, mama.
- You're welcome.
- So I'm here 'cause I actually have a question.
- Okay.
- Whatever it is you have going on,
Can you please just push it until after this weekend,
After our trip? - What are you talking about?
- Dad told me that you said you had to keep him here
'cause he had to help you with something this weekend,
So we can't go on the trip with jay.
- Obviously, he didn't tell you the whole story.
- He was a little vague.
- Yeah, of course he was.
- Yeah, why? Why?
- But the reason that I canceled it, son,
Is because he had come up with this elaborate plan
To prank you.
- He's so predictable.
- To create this bear attack in the woods.
- A bear attack in the woods?
- That I just think is completely unacceptable
And not appropriate.
- [bleep], that's good.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I knew he was gonna plan something,
So I planned a prank of my own.
I had an alligator.
And then what'd you have to do?
You had to roll in here with your morals
And ruin it!
- How am I the bad guy here?
I was just trying to protect you.
- I don't need protecting, mama.
I live for this kind of stuff.
- You guys are savages.
- I love pranking people. You know that.
And it's basically our family's love language
On some sick, twisted level.
But honestly, I don't think you should knock it
Until you try it.
I mean, it is a lot of fun.
- You know, I've never been one for pranking
Or being pranked. - Boring.
- But, you know, when I hear that chase likes to be pranked,
Well, you know what, what am I fighting for?
I guess I should just go with the flow
And see what all the fuss is about.
- I was really looking forward
To seeing dad spend an entire weekend in the woods.
- Well, you should've seen jay
With that portable toilet that he had.
- A portable toilet?
- Yeah, it was a bucket he carried around.
- They don't have bathrooms?
- No.
- You got your lunch here and your poop here?
- Yeah. - Who does that?
- I guess a survivor.
- If that's surviving, I don't wanna survive.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Grayson, make sure you get it right.
- I'll get the good angles, savannah.
- Does it look good? - Yeah, it looks great.
- Which is my better angle?
- Either side looks the same, savannah.
- No, there's always a good side and a bad side.
- Hey.
- Look at you! - Hey.
- Is this allowed?
- Yes, it is.
So come on.
- But we can't have you falling over the rocking chair.
[laughter]
- You look great, though.
That's a great sweater for this.
- Well, thank you, honey.
- Well, we just wanted to apologize.
We're sorry for turning your stories
Into a big production.
- We were looking through our eyes
And fast-paced and everything, and we realized
That that's just not right for you.
- Now, I appreciate your apology.
- We're gonna get it right this time.
It's going to be 110% you,
And that's all that matters.
I'm so used to getting glammed up
For my photoshoots,
And I thought to do the same for you.
But that's not you.
- Now that we've got that straight,
Let's cut out the chatting and roll the tape
'cause I've got some stories to tell you.
- I bet you do.
All right, you ready?
Come on.
- Listen, I'll tell you what.
I had a little brother.
He was real little for his age.
And people picked on him
And I searched 'em down and I whipped their ass.
- Nanny! [laughs]
- I gave them the business. - [laughs]
Nanny, no!
- I could take that fist like that,
And I'll tell you one thing:
The one that I did it to
Didn't never bother my brother no more.
'cause I was the baddest bitch on the block.
- [laughs] - mm-hmm.
- This is some great stuff.
Looks like we're gonna be here a while.
- You better believe it,
'cause I'm just getting started.
Did I ever tell you two how I got hay out of the barn?
- No, nanny. - No.
- I got on a giraffe. - [laughs]
- Now you know what, me and my girlfriends,
We would sneak into the movies, and then you know what?
We got chased by the cops. - [laughs]
- You know, we had, like, the baptizing hole.
That's for when they baptize people,
But we always called it the skinny-dipping hole.
- [laughing] oh, my gosh.
- I got a bunch.
[laughter]
[bright classical music]
- Listen, you know this is not my thing.
- Julie. - But I understand
That the love language in this family
Is to prank and be pranked.
- Yes, that's right.
And this is going to be epic.
- All right, so do you think we're ready?
- Yes, we're set.
- I ain't gonna lie to you,
This whole mischievous julie,
You know, it's kinda doing it for me.
- As much as I hate to admit it,
I'm actually a little bit excited
To be in on this prank with you.
- You don't have any idea how excited--
- Okay, well, I'm not that excited.
- You'll get there when you see your son cry.
- Oh, my gosh, what have I gotten myself into?
Hey, bud.
- Y'all didn't have to wait on me.
- She wouldn't let me eat without you being here.
- Okay.
That's mine right here.
Okay, and that one's yours.
But this is the noodles.
- Well, I got noodles, so...
- You got noodles too?
- [screams]
[both screaming]
- What is it? - Oh, my god.
- [bleep]. Oh, my god.
I've never seen them. - Oh, my god.
- [laughs] it's in your hood.
- Oh, my god.
[both laughing]
- It's in your hood!
- Oh, god. [laughter]
- [screams] [laughter]
- Look insi--
[all screaming]
[laughter]
- Uh-uh.
- You should've known when you dropped that snake on me
That I was gonna get you back.
- It was fake!
- I'm not gonna use fake.
I'm coming at you real.
- Get away from me.
Live cockroaches, savannah?
Live cockroaches.
And I hate bugs!
- What happened to, "bring it on.
This'll be fun"?
I mean, I thought you loved being pranked.
- But a live cockroach, savannah.
That's too far and it's awful!
- You can never go too far when you're pranking someone.
- I had a fake snake, not a live cockroach.
But that's fine, 'cause my next one'll be real.
- Chase, come on now.
You know pranks is my thing.
I'm just actually better at pranking.
So the snake prank we're even with, right?
- For now.
- Oh, my god, what have I got myself into?
- Yeah, 'cause you are right in the middle.
- Oh, no, no, no. I had nothing to do with this!
- Oh, I'm gonna get you too, honey.
- [laughs] - oh, yes, I am.
[laughter]
Oh, yeah. - No.