Economic squeeze continues to impact the price of eggs.
And now there are reports of egg smuggling across the border.
U.S. customs officials say attempts to bring eggs into the
U.S. from Mexico are rising. >> This season on "Huevos"
imagine the price of eggs is so high you're willing to risk your
life for a frittata. >> Sometimes to build a cartel,
you've got to break a few eggs. Don't shoot the eggs.
Huevos, only on Breakflix. >> Announcer: IT'S THE LATE SHOW
WITH STEPHEN COLBERT. TONIGHT: TANK YOU FOR BEING A
FRIEND! PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES
BRETT GOLDSTEIN AND AMANDA WARREN.
FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SHOW,
MY FRIENDS. HEY, EVERYBODY.
THANKS, EVERYBODY, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
YOU'RE TOO KIND. WELCOME IN HERE, OUT THERE, UP
THERE, DOWN THERE, WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW.
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLK, I WANT YOU TO--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) CHECK YOUR CALENDARS, BECAUSE
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY OPPOSITE DAY!
WHICH MEANS IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY.
OR AM I? ANOTHER THING ABOUT TODAY: IT'S
VOLODOMIR ZELENSKYY'S BIRTHDAY! AND JOE BIDEN GOT HIM EXACTLY
- - YEAH. AND JOE BIDEN GOT HIM EXACTLY
WHAT HE ASKED FOR: 30 M-1 ABRAMS TANKS.
IT WASN'T A BIG SURPRISE. ZELENSKY FIGURED IT OUT WHILE IT
WAS STILL WRAPPED. THE ABRAMS IS A GAME CHANGER IN
THIS WAR. IT'S A STATE OF THE ART BATTLE
TANK THAT WEIGHS 70 TONS, YET IS CAPABLE OF SPEEDS UP TO 42 MILES
AN HOUR. PLUS, IT COMES WITH A FREE MONTH
OF SIRIUS XM. SO WHILE YOU'RE BREACHING ENEMY
LINES, YOU CAN LISTEN TO STERN. NOW, COMPARE THAT TO THE
TOP-OF-THE-LINE RUSSIAN TANK, WHICH IS POTATO.
BY THE WAY, OUR "IS POTATO" SHIRTS ARE STILL FOR SALE.
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE. ALL OUR PROCEEDS GO TO WORLD
CENTRAL KITCHEN, FEEDING THE PEOPLE OF UKRAINE.
IT MAKES A GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT, IF NO ONE GETS YOU A TANK.
SO FAR, WE'VE RAISED OVER $300,000!
SCAN RIGHT THERE, SCAN THAT, SCAN THAT RIGHT THERE.
GET YOURSELF A-- GET YOURSELF, THERE YOU GO.
PENTAGON OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN RELUCTANT TO SEND THE ABRAMS,
BUT THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS, AFTER GERMANY AGREED TO SEND ITS
LEOPARD BATTLE TANKS TO UKRAINE. MAKING THIS THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE IN EUROPE HAS SAID "GOOD NEWS!
THE GERMAN TANKS ARE ROLLING IN!"
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: SURE. THE MILITARY SUPPORT FROM THE
U.S. AND GERMANY COULDN'T COME SOON
ENOUGH. BECAUSE YESTERDAY, CITING THE
WAR IN UKRAINE, A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS UPDATED THE POSITION
OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK, WHICH IS USED TO SYMBOLIZE THE LIKELIHOOD
OF PEOPLE DOING SOMETHING TO END HUMANITY.
KIND OF A DOWNER. BUT STILL LESS DEPRESSING THAN
ANY WATCH THAT COUNTS YOUR STEPS.
I CAN'T MAKE THE RINGS ANY SMALLER.
THE FOLKS RUNNING THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK ARE LEADERS IN SCIENCE,
POLITICS, AND TECHNOLOGY. LET'S WATCH THEM AWKWARDLY
UNVEIL THE BIG, SCARY CLOCK. KEEP IN MIND, IN THIS METAPHOR,
MIDNIGHT IS THE END OF THE WORLD:
>> IT IS NOW 90 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT.
(LAUGHTER)
>> Stephen: THAT PAUSE WAS 90 SECONDS!
SHOULDN'T WE ALL BE DEAD NOW? GUYS, YOU JUST SAID THE WORLD IS
ENDING, DO SOMETHING! RUN! SCREAM!
HAVE AN ORGY! C'MON, IT'S BONE-O-CLOCK!
BLUE BLAZER LADY, HOP ON RUMPLED SHIRT GUY.
EVERYBODY ELSE JUST PUPPY PILE, YOU ALREADY GOT THE TARP DOWN!
OLD MAN, YOU JUST WATCH-- YOU SEEM BRITTLE.
THIS YEAR'S DOOMSDAY CLOCK ISN'T JUST ABOUT NUKES.
THE "90 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT" WARNING ALSO REFERS TO
GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, "UNABATED" DISINFORMATION
ONLINE, AND THE ONGOING THREAT OF INFECTIOUS DISEASE.
OKAY, THAT'S A LOT FOR ONE TIMEPIECE TO CONVEY.
THE ONLY CLOCK THAT ADDRESSES ALL OF THOSE ISSUES IS "IT'S
5:00 SOMEWHERE!" THE GOP IS STILL REELING FROM
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU, A QUALITY FAMILY JOKE.
PUT THAT UP IN DAD'S BAR. THE GOP IS STILL REELING FROM
YESTERDAY'S REVELATION THAT IT'S NOT JUST JOE BIDEN-- MIKE
PENCE ALSO FOUND CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AT HIS HOME IN
INDIANA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN
MY ONGOING SEGMENT: "WHAT'S UP, DOCS?
MIKE PENCE EDITION." >> OWOOGAH!
>> BE GONE, YOU MANILA TEMPTRESS!
>> Stephen: PENCE HAD INSISTED THAT HIS STAFF DID A RIGOROUS
SEARCH FOR CLASSIFIED MATERIAL WHEN THEY WERE PACKING UP HIS DC
RESIDENCE, BUT OBVIOUSLY SOME STUFF SLIPPED THROUGH THE
CRACKS. AND NOW WE'VE LEARNED HOW
BECAUSE APPARENTLY, AT THE LAST MINUTE, SOME BOXES CAME FROM THE
WHITE HOUSE, WHICH DID NOT GO THROUGH THE PROCESS THE REST OF
THE DOCUMENTS DID. MIKE PENCE, HAVE YOU LEARNED
NOTHING FROM THOSE ANNOUNCEMENTS AT THE AIRPORT?!
NEVER CARRY A PACKAGE FOR SOMEONE ELSE!
(AS PENCE) "WHY, YES, I WILL TAKE YOUR
BRICK OF SWEET 'N' LOW WRAPPED IN DUCT TAPE.
YOU'D LIKE ME TO PUT IT WHERE? BUT THAT'S NOT WHERE I KEEP MY
COFFEE!" PAINTING A PICTURE.
NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY'S BRINGING HOME CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS LIKE THEY WERE KETCHUP PACKETS, BUT SOUTH CAROLINA
SENATOR LINDSAY GRAHAM SAYS HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY:
>> IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, YOU'LL FIND CHICK-FIL-A BAGS ALL
OVER THE FLOOR, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANY CLASSIFIED
INFORMATION. >> Stephen: HOLY CRY FOR HELP,
BATMAN! (AS GRAHAM)
"IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, THE FIRST THING THAT HITS YOU IS THE
SMELL. YOU'LL BE LIKE, 'IT REEKS OF
CAT PEE, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY CATS.'
THEN YOU'LL TRIP OVER AN OLD BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY AND SLIP
ON A TEAR-SOAKED PICTURE OF MY EX, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL SEE
ME: PASSED OUT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
FULL SUIT, SHOES SOCKS NO PANTS. BUT YEAH, NO CLASSIFIED
INFORMATION. WHILE A LOT OF REPUBLICANS ARE
MAD AT PENCE, THE FORMER VEEP GOT A BOOST FROM THE FORMER
PRES, WHO TRUTHED: "MIKE PENCE IS AN INNOCENT MAN.
HE NEVER DID ANYTHING KNOWINGLY DISHONEST IN HIS LIFE."
ADDING, "WHICH IS WHY I TRIED TO HAVE HIM KILLED."
(APPLAUSE) BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
[BLEEP] SO WITH THESE NEW PENCE
REVELATIONS, THE G.O.P. HAVE A CLEAR, NEW TARGET: XBOX.
SEE, MICROSOFT IS ROLLING OUT A SERIES OF UPDATES TO IMPROVE
ENERGY EFFICIENCY IN ITS CONSOLES, THEREBY TRIMMING THE
GAMING INDUSTRY'S CARBON EMISSIONS AND SAVING USERS MONEY
ON THEIR ELECTRIC BILLS. MONEY THAT THEY CAN THEN SPEND
ON COOL XBOX GAMES, LIKE THE BIG ONES, LIKE..."CALL OF ZELDA" OR
"DONKEY PARTY." BUT THAT'S NOT HOW FOX NEWS SAW
THE MOVE. LET'S GO TO MY COLLEAGUE AINSLEY
EARHARDT? >> XBOX HAS ALSO ANNOUNCED
THEY'RE GOING WOKE TOO BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE THAT THEY ARE
ADDING A NEW FEATURE TO THEIR DEFAULT SETTINGS.
SO IF YOU OWN AN XBOX YOU CAN UPLOAD THIS NEW PROGRAM AND IT
WILL TURN OFF AFTER SO LONG TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT, THE POWER.
>> Stephen: YEAH. THEY WANT US TO TURN OFF OUR
XBOX? WHAT'S NEXT?
THEY'RE GONNA TELL ME TO TURN OFF MY CAR ENGINE WHEN I PULL
INTO THE GARAGE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL
ASLEEP? BUT OF COURSE, THIS WOULDN'T BE
A GOOD OL' FOX NEWS NOTHING BURGER WITHOUT THIS SOMEHOW
BEING ABOUT "GROOMING THE KIDS:" >> BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO
RECRUIT YOUR KIDS INTO CLIMATE POLITICS AT AN EARLIER AGE, MAKE
THEM CLIMATE CONSCIOUS NOW. >> YEAH I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT,
YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY'RE GOING AFTER THE CHILDREN.
>> OF COURSE THEY ARE, BUT AGAIN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF VIDEO
GAMES? IT'S FOR KIDS TO BE KIDS.
>> Stephen: YES, WHY ARE THEY CORRUPTING OUR KIDS' INNOCENT
ACTIVITIES, LIKE ITALIAN PLUMBERS TAKING MUSHROOMS AND
KILLING TURTLES AND DRIVING A STOLEN ICE CREAM TRUCK THROUGH A
CRACKHOUSE. SO CLEARLY, THE G.O.P. NEEDS
SOME FRESH IDEAS. LUCKILY, THE R.N.C. IS GETTING
READY TO PICK A NEW CHAIR TO LEAD THE GOP INTO A BRIGHTER,
SAFER WORLD, FULL OF GUNS AND HORNY M&MS.
ON FRIDAY, THEY'LL BE CHOOSING BETWEEN CURRENT CHAIR, RONNA
"ROMNEY, WHO SAID MY NAME WAS ROMNEY?" McDANIEL, PRO-MAGA
ATTORNEY HARMEET DHILLON, AS WELL AS-- AND THIS IS REAL--
MY PILLOW C.E.O. MIKE LINDELL, SEEN HERE CONFIRMING, YES, I DID
COME TO THIS EVENT WITHOUT PANTS.
LINDELL ANNOUNCED HIS CAMPAIGN A FEW MONTHS BACK, AND SAID HE'S
DOING IT FOR A HIGHER POWER. >> I PRAYED ABOUT IT AND THIS IS
GOD'S WILL AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Stephen: I COULD BELIEVE THIS IS GOD'S WILL.
BECAUSE GOD LOVES A GOOD LAUGH. WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE MADE
THOSE MONKEYS WITH THE BRIGHT RED BUTTS?
IT'S HILARIOUS, LET'S GIVE SOME OF THE MONDAY KIES BRIGHT RED
BUTTS, GOD SAID. WHY ELSE.
BEAUTIFUL. IN ORDER TO BECOME AN OFFICIAL
CANDIDATE, LINDELL HAD TO GET AT LEAST A FEW MEMBERS OF THE
R.N.C. TO SIGN OFF ON HIS BID. WHEN REPORTERS ASKED HIM WHICH
MEMBERS, HE SAID: "I WOULDN'T TELL YOU THAT IN A MILLION
YEARS. WHAT, SO YOU COULD GO ATTACK
THEM? I'M NOT STUPID. YOU GUYS MUST REALLY THINK I'M
DUMB." YES WE DO.
WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE BRETT GOLDSTEIN AND ACTRESS AMANDA WARREN.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I ANSWER YOUR KID'S QUESTIONS. STICK
AROUND.
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: SIDE WINDA.
GIVE IT UP, EVERYBODY, LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS PLAY SIGNED WINDA, THAT IS GREAT.
I WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY. >> SIGN ME UP.
SIGN ME UP. >> Stephen: YOU SOUND
FANTASTIC. NOW, TONIGHT, TONIGHT MY
FRIENDS, WE'VE GOT A COUPLE OF FANTASTIC GUESTS HERE TONIGHT.
IF YOU ENJOY THAT TED LASSO SHOW, BRETT GOLDSTEIN IS ON
HERE, HE HAS A NEW SHOW ON APPLE TV CALLED SHRINKING AND FROM THE
NEW CBS HIT SHOW EAST NEW YORK, AMANDA WARREN IS GOING TO BE
HERE TONIGHT. IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
SITTING RIGHT OVER. THERE I UNDERSTAND YOU ALL HAVE
SOME-- IS IT TRUE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY OLD FRIEND ELVIS
COSTELLO. >> I'M PLAYING WITH HIM ON
FEBRUARY 11th. >> Stephen: FEBRUARY 11.
>> YES. >> Stephen: WOW.
>> WE ARE DOING DUO TOO, SO I'M SO EXCITED.
>> Stephen: WOW. COULD I GET TICKETS.
>> OF COURSE. >> Stephen: BECAUSE I WOULD
LOVE TO SEE HIM, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
WHAT SONGS ARE YOU GUYS DOING IT?
CAN YOU TELL US. >> WE'RE DOING-- ALLISON.
ALL THE HITS. >> Stephen: WOW.
GIVE HIM MY BEST. SAY HELLO TO DECLAN FOR ME.
>> Stephen: CHILDREN: WE CAN LEARN SO MUCH FROM THEM.
FOR INSTANCE, ONE THING I'VE LEARNED IS THAT THEY DON'T KNOW
JACK. THAT'S WHY I DO A SEGMENT ON THE
SHOW WHERE I ASK ACTUAL KIDS TO SEND ME ACTUAL QUESTIONS.
AND THEN I ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS IN ORDER TO GIVE THEIR
PARENTS A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE MEOW-MEOW.
NOW, IF YOU'VE WATCHED MY "KID QUESTIONS" SEGMENT IN THE PAST,
YOU KNOW WE'VE HAD SOME TROUBLE SETTLING ON A NAME.
WE'VE TRIED THINGS LIKE "STEPHEN TAKES YOUR KIDS" AND "STEPHEN'S
RE-EDUCATION CAMP," BUT THOSE HAD UNINTENDED CONNOTATIONS.
THEN WE TRIED TO GO AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT AS POSSIBLE AND MY
TEAM ENDED UP GOING WITH "STEPHEN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
KIDS." ALSO, NOT GOOD.
SO THIS TIME I WAS VERY CLEAR. I SAID I JUST WANT A TITLE THAT
IS SHORT AND PUNCHY. SO I'M VERY PLEASED TO SAY IT'S
NOW TIME FOR... STEPHEN COLBERT IS SHORT AND
PUNCHY! >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT-- UM,
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. HI, KIDS I'M STEF EARN.
AND YES, I'M VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE. BUT YOU CAN BE TOO.
ALL YOU NEED IS A TEAM OF RESEARCHERS PAID FOR BY THE
BUDGET OF A TELEVISION NETWORK. AND RIGHT NOW MY MASSIVE BRAIN
IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. SO WHO HAS THE FIRST QUESTION
FOR STEVE. >> HELLO, STEFER EN.
WHY DO HATS GO ON YOUR HEAD? >> Stephen: WELL, BECAUSE WHEN
YOU PUT THEM ON YOUR BUTT THEY'RE CALLED PANTS.
NEXT QUESTION. >> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
DINOSAUR. >> Stephen: GOOD QUESTION,
ROMAN. MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR IS PATRICK.
PATRICK DINOSAUR. GOOD GUY.
WOULD YOU LIKE HIM. NEXT.
>> HOW DO MOMMIES MAKE BABIES? >> Stephen: OKAY, I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU THE TRUTH. THEY MAKE THEM IN THEIR BELLIES.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS SO SQUEAMISH ABOUT THAT.
IT IS RIGHT THERE OUT IN THE OPEN.
YOU KNOW THAT REALLY ROUND BELLY MOMMIES HAVE RIGHT BEFORE THE
BABY COMES. THE BABY IS IN THERE.
THAT IS WHAT THE BUMP IS. AS FOR HOW THE BABY GETS IN
THERE, NOBODY KNOWS. I THINK IT IS LIKE A SHIP IN A
BOTTLE SITUATION. WHO'S NEXT?
>> HEY STEPHEN, WHY DO KIDS GROW INTO GROWN UPS?
>> Stephen: HERE'S THE THING, JACK.
THEY ACTUALLY DON'T. YOU JUST FIND OTHER KIDS WHOSE
SHOULDERS YOU STAND ON UNTIL YOU REACH THE HEIGHT OF A GROWN UP
AND YOU COVER YOURSELF WITH ONE LONG SHIRT, RIGHT GUYS.
>> HEY, LET US ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS.
>> Stephen: THIS IS MY TURN, BRANDON, YOU GOT TO BE ON TOP
WHEN WE SNUCK IN TO SEE TAR. >> OH MAN.
>> Stephen: WHO IS UP? >> HI, STEPHEN.
MY NAME IS JUSTICE. AND I WONDERING HOW I CAN BE A
TV HOST JUST LIKE YOU. >> Stephen: WELL, JUSTICE, THE
KEY TO BECOMING A TV HOST IS USUALLY RIGHT IN THE PERSON'S
NAME. MY NAME IS STEPHEN T COLBERT AND
THE T STANDS FOR THE LATE SHOW. SO SINCE YOUR NAME IS JUSTICE
YOU SHOULD HOST A SHOLD CALLED JUSTICE'S COURT OF JUSTICE
STARRING JUSTICE JUSTICE. NEXT QUESTION.
>> STEPHEN, WHAT DID YOU LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A BABY.
>> Stephen: GET QUESTION, OLLIE.
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I LOOKED LIKE WHEN I WAS A BABY.
BUT I KNOW I WAS SMALL, BALD AND ALWAYS HUNGRY SO I IMAGINE I
LOOKED A LOT LIKE STANLEY TUCCI. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T I USE
MY HANDY DANDY TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK AND SEE WHAT I LOOK
LIKE. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
BABY STEPHEN, IS THAT YOU? >> Stephen: NICE JOB, IDIOT.
YOU JUST CREATE AID PARADOX THAT COULD RIP A HOLE IN SPACE TIME
AS WE KNOW IT. >> OH MY GOD, I'M SO CUTE.
SAY SPACE TIME AGAIN. >> GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU'RE RUINING THE UNIVERSE, UNUM NUT.
>> BYE BYE. >> Stephen: TURNS OUT I WAS
REALLY SEXY. NEXT QUESTION.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
>> Stephen: I DO NOT BUT I HOPE TO IN THE NEXT LIFE.
I THINK WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE QUESTION.
>> HOW DO YOU POOP IN SPACE? >> Stephen: THAT IS AN
IMPORTANT QUESTION, CONNER. AND TO ANSWER IT, HERE'S SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SPACE TRAVEL.
>> HEY CONNER, TOM HANKS HERE, THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW FROM TALKING TO PEOPLE AT NASA THAT ON THE SPACE
STATION EVERY CREW MEMBER IS TRAINED TO DRIFT OFF INTO THE
BATHROOM AREA WHERE THERE IS A SPECIAL TOILET WITH TWO HANDLES
ON IT YOU GRAB THE HANDLES AND PULL YOURSELF DOWN UNTIL YOUR
CHEEKS FORM AN AIRTIGHT SEESM YOU DO YOUR BUSINESS, YOU PRESS
A BUTTON AND A VACUUM SUCKS ALL OF WHAT YOU DID AND SENDS IT OUT
INTO SPACE WHERE IT DRIFTS OFF INTO THE COSMOS AND MAKES LIFE
ON OTHER PLANETS. >> Stephen: THANK YOU TOM
HANKS. I FOR ONE LOOK IN ORDER TO
MAKING CONTENT WITH AN ALIEN RACE THAT EVOLVES FROM YOUR
POOP. WELL, KIDS, I HOPE THAT ANSWERED
ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS. AND PARENTS, IF YOUR KIDS HAVE
QUESTIONS AT HOME, PLEASE POST A VIDEO TO SOCIAL MEDIA THE WITH
THE HASHTAG COLBERT KID QUESTIONS OR SUBMIT A VIDEO TO
THE LINK BELOW. WE JUST MIGHT FEATURE IT ON OUR
NEXT INSTALLMENT OF. >> STEPHEN COLBERT IS SHORT AND
PUNCHY ." >> THANK YOU, TOM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRETT GOL STEIN.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME WELCOME BACK.
(APPLAUSE) FOLKS,
YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST AS A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNING STAR AND
PRODUCER OF "TED LASSO." HE'S NOW ONE OF THE CREATORS AND
WRITERS OF THE NEW SERIES, "SHRINKING."
>> HELLO. >> REALLY WELL KEPT, TOPIARY.
>> NO, SOME GUY DOES IT. >> HOW IS ALICE DOING.
>> YOU OKAY, ALICE? SHE'S FINE.
SHE'S FED. SHE DID HER HOMEWORK.
JUST HAD SOCCER PRACTICE. >> SOCCER STARTED?
>> YEAH, SOCCER STARTED. AND SHE'S KILLING IT.
I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO ASK, IS THIS YOU FOREVER?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> ALL RIGHT.
YOU HAVEN'T EATEN, LET ME MAKE YOU A PLATE.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BRETT GOLDSTEIN.
(APPLAUSE)
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU. WE GOT A CHANCE TO TALK A LITTLE
AT THE EMMY THIS PAST YEAR. >> YEAH.
WHAT A SENTENCE. >> Stephen: WHAT IS QURNTION.
>> WE JUST HAD A A CASUAL CHAT. >> Stephen: YEAH.
AND YOU HAD WON. >> ANOTHER INSANE SEN TENSZ,
YEAH. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE VERY
EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE, EVERYBODY IN THE DECIDED SAID
YOU FROM TED LASSO AND YOUR CHARACTER ROY KENT.
BUT THERE IS ANOTHER EXCITING CHARACTER YOU WILL PLAY SOON WE
JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT
SEEN THE AFTER CREDIT SCENE IN THOR LOVE AND THUNDER, YOU ARE
REVEALED TO BE PLAYING HERCULESS IN THE MARVEL MOVIES.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: UH-HUH.
AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? >> YOU SEEM ANNOYED.
>> Stephen: WELL, I AM. BECAUSE LOOK AT YOU.
YOU ARE A [BLEEP] COME HE DE WRITER YVMENT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT, ARE YOU A COMEDY WRITER, ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK
LIKE, THAT I WORK OUT FOUR DAYS A WEEK, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
HELIUM IN MY BAR BELLS, SO THIS PROVES THAT IT IS POSSIBLE.
DID THIS TAKE A LOT OF WORK FOR YOU TO DO.
>> THE BALANCE IS I'M ALSO HAIRY.
SO YOU KNOW -- >> Stephen: A LOT OF THAT IS
HAIR. >> I HAVE BEEN IN L.A. AND I'M
THE FIRST PERSON THEY'VE SEEN IN 30 YEARS WITH BODY HAIR.
AND I WAS STAYING IN THIS HOTEL AND I WENT OUT TO THE SWIMMING
POOL AND SOMEONE CALLED PEST CONTROL.
LIKE IT'S DIFFERENT. >> Stephen: HOW MUCH PRESSURE
WAS THERE FOR YOU TO KEEP THIS SECRET?
>> LOOK, I MEAN I'M SCARED TO EVEN TELL YOU THAT.
LIKE WHEN I GOT THE JOB, WHEN YOU WERE ARRIVE ON SET, YOU GET
TAKEN ASIDE BY SECURITY AND THEY INJECT YOU WITH A MICROCHIP.
IT WAS LIKE IF YOU TELL ANYONE THAT DID YOU THIS, WE'RE GOING
TO KILL YOU. AND YOUR BRAIN WILL EXEMPLOYED.
SO I COULDN'T TELL ANYONE. I COULDN'T TELL MAY FAMILY.
COULDN'T TELL ANYONE. AND SO WHEN THE FILM CAME OUT F
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM, I DON'T KNOW IF I AM ALLOWED TO
TELL YOU THIS. AT THE VERY END OF THE FILM I
APPEAR. >> Stephen: IN THE CREDITS.
>> POST CREDITS. SO I TEXT MY MOM AND DAD AND I
GO THEY DON'T REALLY GO AND SEE THOSE FILMS.
SO I GO THERE IS THIS FILM OUT, CALLED THOR LOVE AND THUNDER.
I THINK YOU'D LIKE IT AND THEY ARE LIKE I'M NOT SURE WE WOULD.
AND MI LIKE I SAW IT. I SAW T IT'S VERY FUNNY.
I THINK IT IS ACTUALLY MORE YOUR SPEED THAN YOU THINK.
SO THEY GO AND SEE IT AND MY MOM IS TEXTING ME ALL THE WAY
THROUGH THE FILM. >> Stephen: DURING THE FILM.
>> DURING ITS FILM, TEXTING ME. I'M CURIOUS ABOUT, OH, THIS IS
QUITE FUNNY, YEAH, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY, WATCH THE FILM.
KEEP TEXTING, THIS IS HAPPENING, THIS IS HAPPENING.
TWO HOURS LATER, SHE GOES OH, RUSSELL CROWE IS BACK ON.
I'M IN THIS FILM FOR LIKE FOUR SECONDS.
I'M LIKE SHE'S GOING TO WALK OUT AND NOT EVEN KNOW I WAS IN IT
AND I TYPE BACK LOOK AT THE [BLEEP] SCREEN.
AND THEN FINALLY SHE TEXTS WHAT? (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: MOMSES. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WONDERFUL. >> YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Stephen: THE NEW SERIES SHRINKING ON APPLE TV PLUS,
CREATED BY YOU, JASON SEGEL AND BILL LAWRENCE WHO IS ALSO ONE OF
THE CREATORS OF TED LASSO. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE A WRITER ON TED LASSO.
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE FROM THAT SHOW TO HAVE IN THIS
SHOW. IS THERE ANY SORT OF CONNECTIVE
TISSUE OR DNA BETWEEN THESE TWO? >> DEFINITELY SOMETHING I
LEARNED ON TED LASSO FROM JASSEN, THAT I THINK IS ALWAYS
INSTINCTIVE BUT THE POINT OF GOING YES, THAT IS IT.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE REAL WORDS.
INTENTIONALITY, MIGHT NOT BE A REAL WORD, IS IT.
>> Stephen: A REAL FAKE ACT ARE WORD.
>> OKAY, SO WE USE IT A LOT. BUT I THINK LIKE WHEN YOU GOT
ENOUGH MONEY WITH PEOPLE AROUND YOU T IS EASY TO BE FUNNY IT IS
EASY TO-- BUT YOU HAVE TO, EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE HAS TO HAVE
INTENTION. LIKE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.
WHAT IS THE MESSAGE. WHAT IS THE POINTS OF THIS.
>> Stephen: ALL PULLING ON THE SAME ROW.
>> YES. BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT COULD BE A
LOAD OF BITS, AND THEY COULD BE FUNNY BITS BUT IT IS
MEANINGLESS. (LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE TERNL IF YOU HAD A SERIES OF
FUNNY BITS EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK FOR YEARS.
THAT WOULD BE-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE HELL.
>> WELL-- (APPLAUSE)
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULDN'T REALLY TAKE OFF, BUT
ANYWAY GOOD LUCK. >> Stephen: SO I TALKED TO
JASON SEGEL ABOUT THIS SHOW LAST NIGHT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ACTING
OPPOSITE HARRISON FORD. >> YES.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, AS THE EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER OF THIS ING THIS, DID YOU REAL HIM IN?
>> I DID. A HARD MAN TO GET AHOLD OF.
>> HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. WE WERE LIKE LET'S OFFER IT IT
TO HARRISON FORD AND THEN LAUGH AT THE ABOUT THE FACT WE OFFERED
IT TO HARRISON FORD. >> Stephen: THAT IS WHAT JASON
SAID. >> THERE IS NO WAY BECAUSE HE
DOESN'T DO TV AND HE IS HARRISON FORD.
BUT WE SENT THE SCRIPT TO HIS AGENT AND ABOUT A FEW DAYS LATER
THE AGENT CALLS BILL AND SAYS OH, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
HARRISON IS IN LONDON. AND MAYBE HE WOULD WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT. BILL SAID BRETT IS IN LONDON.
AND I GET A CALL. I DON'T RECOGNIZE IMMEDIATELY
REJECT. AND THEN I LISTEN THE VOICE MAIL
WHICH I STILL HAVE, HE GOES HEY, IT'S HARRISON FORD.
AND I GO WHAT THE [BLEEP], AND IF I THINK ABOUT THIS FOR LONGER
THAN TEN SECONDS I WILL FREAK OUT AND NEVER CALL BACK.
SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED IT, HEY, HARRISON.
>> HEY. >> IT'S BRETT.
HOW ARE YOU. >> AND HE GOES I'M AT WORK.
>> HE WAS WORK ON AN UNDERGROUND PICK HE IS MAKING CALLED INDIANA
JOINS FIVE. AND HE SAYS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
DINNER ON SATURDAY AND TALK ABOUT IT AND DO I STANDUP.
AND I WAS LIKE SORRY, HARRISON I'VE GOT A GIG.
I CAN'T. AND I CALLED BILL AND I GO WELL,
HARRISON WANTED TO HAVE DINNER BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I HAVE A
GIG. AND BILL IS LIKE [BLEEP] THE
GIG. IT IS HARRISON FORD.
NO ONE HAS EVER SAID NO TO HARRISON FORD.
AND I WAS LIKE BUT 40 PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS, I CAN'T LET THEM
DOWN. AND I WAS, MAYBE IT WOULD
IMPRESS HIM. WE'RE HARD TO GET.
AND THEN I TEXT HARRISON, I GO I KNOW YOU ARE WORKING BUT PLAIB I
CAN MEET YOU FRIDAY NIGHTMENT AND HE GOES COME OVER TO MY
PLACE, 7:00. SO I AM IN THE CAR, ALL THE
PEOPLE IN AMERICA, THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME, YOU HAVE TO
CLOSE THIS [BLEEP] THERE. >> I'M GETTING A TINGLE SO I
TURN UP AT THE APARTMENT, RING THE DOOR BELL, HANS SOLO ANSWERS
THE DOOR. YOU'RE JUST LIKE HELLO, MATE.
AND I GO IN THE HOUSE. AND HE GOES, BEST SCRIPT I HAVE
EVER READ. AND I GO, SHRINKING?
>> HE BECAUSE I'M THINKING I HAVE SEEN RAIDERS OF THE LOST
ARC AND THAT IS A VERY GOOD SCRIPT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT. AND I SEE ON THE TABLE HE HAS
LOADS OF SCRIPTS AND I THINK HE THINKS I'M SWINLS.
HE IS THINKING OF THE WRONG THING.
AND I SEE THE SHRINKING SCRIPT AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO
SHRINKING? HE GOES BEST DIALOGUE I HAVE
EVER READ. AND GI OH, OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO BE IN IT. >> AND HE GOES YEAH.
AND I GO, OKAY THEN. AND HE GOES IS OUR BUSINESS
DONE. >> AND I GO LOOKS LIKE IT.
>> AND HE GOES LET'S EAT. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD STORY.
THAT IS THE STORY YOU WANT WITH HARRISON FORD THAVMENTD IS
FANTASTIC. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK
BUT WHEN I COME BACK I WILL ASK BRETT ABOUT SEASON 3 OF TED
LASSO. DON'T GO NOWHERE.
(APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE BACK WITH
ONE THE CREATORS OF SHRINKING, BRETT GOLDSTEIN.
NOW LAST WEEK WE FINALLY GOT AN AIR DATE FOR TED LASSO FOR
SEASON 3. >> YEAH.
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THIS IS IT.
IT, THEY SAID SPRING OF 2023. >> YES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT A DATE. >> IT'S SPRING.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT A DATE. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE AND SAY DO
YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE AND THEY SAY WHEN, AND YOU GO
SPRING. >> THAT MEANS THEY ARE JUST NOT
READY, SO BE OUT IN SPRING. >> Stephen: SOMETIME IN
SPRING. NOW JASON SEDEKIS SAID THREE
SEASONS, THAT'S IT, DONE IN THREE SEASONS, IS THAT TRUE OR
WILL IT BE HARRY POTTERS, SEVEN MOVIES FOR THE 7th ONE.
>> ALL I AM A YOU LAKED TO TELL YOU IS THAT WHEN YOU GET CAST IN
AN APPLE SHOW YOU GET TAKEN IN BY SECURITY AND THEY INJECT A
CHIP INTO YOUR BRAIN. >> Stephen: THERE IS NO RF,
INTERFENCER. WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER, DO
YOU KNOW THE ARC, HOW SATISFIED ARE YOU WITH THE DIRECTION OF
YOUR CHARACTER. LET'S SIGH IT IS THE END.
>> I CAN SAY THIS. I I WOULD HAPPILY PLAY ROY KENT
FOREVER. AND I WOULD BE VERY SAD-- TO SAY
GOOD-BYE. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU FEEL,
AS A WRITER HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE WRITE FOR
YOUR CHARACTER BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU HAVE THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD.
>> I AM SURE THE OTHER WRITERS WOULD DISAGREE WITH ME BUT WHEN
WE'RE IN THE WRITERS ROOM I TRY TO BE COMPLETELY OBJECTIVE.
I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS EQUALLY, A LITTLE BIT MORE ROY.
I LOVE THEM ALL EQUALLY. SO I RARELY PITCH ON ROY
STORIES. I SORT OF SIT BACK BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT IT TO BE LIKE BRETT IS ALWAYS PITCHING ON ROY.
BUT I WAS TOLD BY ONE OF OUR WRITERS THAT WHENEVER THEY PITCH
SOMETHING STORE ROY THEY LOOK AT ME AND THEY CAN TELL BY MY
EYEBROWS IF I LIKE IT OR NOT. AND I TRY-- .
>> Stephen: YOU DO HAVE LOUD EYEBROWS.
>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, AND THEY ARE LIKE WE KNOW.
WE [BLEEP] KNOW. I THINK IT IS JUST THE ANGLE OF
MY HEAD. IF I'M LIKE THAT, THEN THEY GO
OH, HE LIKES IT. IF I AM LIKE THAT, THEY ARE
LIKE-- . >> Stephen: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED
SO MUCH IN YOUR CAREER. >> SO HAVE YOU, MAN.
>> Stephen: WHAT? >> SO HAVE YOU.
>> Stephen: OH, THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> YEAH. (APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: SUDDENLY HAVE I GREAT AFFECTION FOR YOU RIGHT
NOW. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU HAVE
ACHIEVED YOUR FONDEST WISH. YOU WORKED WITH THE MUPPETS.
AFTER SHOOTING "SESAME STREET," MISS PIGGY, KERMIT AND GONCZO,
WHICH MUPPET DO YOU THINK BEST DESCRIBES YOU.
AND THEN I WILL REVEAL TO YOU WHICH MUPPET, THIS AFTERNOON
WITH MY PRODUCER, YOU TOOK THE BUZZFEED WHICH MUPPET ARE YOU
TEST. AND HAVE I THE ANSWER RIGHT
HERE. >> I HAVE NEVER TAKEN A TEST
MORE SERIOUSLY. >> Stephen: YOU ACTUALLY WENT
BACK AND CHANGED SOME OF THE ANSWERS.
>> I WAS SO STRESESSED ABOUT IT YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
IT WRONG. >> Stephen: RIGHT.
WHO DO YOU HOPE YOU ARE? >> THERE IS NO BAD MUPPET, LET'S
BE HONEST. I MEAN THERE IS A PART OF YOU
THAT GOES I HOPE I'M NOT FOZY. BUT IF I AM,.
>> Stephen: I WOULD BE FOZY BEAR, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, JUST
FOR THE HALIBUT. >> YES.
YOU DID IT. >> Stephen: YOU ARE, THIS IS
OFFICIAL, THIS IS THE BUZZFEED QUIZ, THIS IS LEGALLY BINDING.
YOU ARE GONCZO. (APPLAUSE)
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, THAT IS A A A LOT.
>> THIS IS HUGE FOR ME. >> Stephen: WILL, SHRINKING
PREMIER THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS.
IT'S BRETT GOLDSTEIN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE STAR OF
EAST NEW YORK, AMANDA WARREN. 7
WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. FOR EXAMPLE,
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "THE LEFTOVERS,"
"DICKINSON," AND "GOSSIP GIRL." SHE NOW STARS IN "EAST NEW
YORK." I HAVE A SITUATION THAT I MAY
NEED INTERNAL AFFAIRS TO INVESTIGATE.
>> WHAT KIND OF SITUATION? >> ONE OF MY COPS ARRESTED A
FEMALE FOR SHOPLIFTING AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE MAY HAVE USED AN
EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF FORCE. >> GOING TO IAB CAN HAVE MAJOR
IMPLICATIONS FOR HIS CAREER. BUT YOU KNOW THAT.
>> WELL, HE IS BEATING UP ON COLLARS FOR NO REASON, HE
DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE A CAREER.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW HOW MANY EXCESSIVE
FORCE COMPLAINTS MY PREDECESSOR SENT UP TO IAB TWO, IN SIX YEARS
SO THAT SAYS TO ME THINGS ARE BEING SWEPT UNDER THE RUG WHICH
SAYS THE MESSAGE THAT THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS ACCEPTABLE.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME AMANDA WARREN.
(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: HELLO.
>> HI, HELLO. >> Stephen: NICE TO YOU HAVE
ON. NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT UNLIKE A
LOT OF PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE BUSINESS HERE ARE YOU BORN AND
RAISED NEW YORKER. >> BORN AND RAISED IN NEW YORK,
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL. >> Stephen: WHICH ONE.
>>-- WENT TO ELEMENTARY AND JUNIOR HIGH AND GRAMMARSY, PKS
ON 48th AND 8th JUST DOWN THE WAY.
AND THEN NYU TISH AND THEN YALE AND THEN NOW ED SULLIVAN
THEATER. >> Stephen: LIKE YOU DO.
>> JUST ANOTHER DAY, STEPHEN. >> Stephen: WELCOME.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU. >> Stephen: ED SULLIVAN
THEATER. WHAT DO YOU, BECAUSE I LOVE
PEOPLE WHO GROW UP IN BIG CITIES AND TO THEM IT FEELS LIKE A
HOMETOWN. WHAT MAKES A REAL NEW YORKER, A
REAL NEW YORKER. WHAT MAKES SOMEONE A NEW YORKER.
>> TEN CONSECUTIVE YEARS. CAN'T LEAVE, CAN'T GO.
WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE IT YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE IT.
THERE ARE THOSE PEEPS, THOSE VALUES, THEY CAN BE QUITE DARK
DEPENDING ON THE CHOICES YOU MAKE.
YOU GOT TO STAY, GOT TO STICK AROUND, YOU KNOW.
AND YEAH, IF YOU CAN GET THROUGH THAT, AND EVERYTHING, ALL THE
TRAFFIC AND THE RAIN AND THE WEATHER, AND THE PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: A LOT OF TV SHOWS ARE SHOT IN NEW YORK.
>> YES. >> Stephen: IS THERE ONE THAT
TO YOU CHAP TURES IT? >> WELL, I THINK THERE IS ALWAYS
SEX & THE CITY, RIGHT? >> Stephen: THAT CAPTURES REAL
NEW YORK. >> YEAH, AND THEN ALSO, WELL,
WHAT IT DOES IS IT CAPTURES AN ESCAPE WITHIN THE NEW YORK THAT
I KNOW. THE THINGS THAT I DON'T HAVE
ACCESS TO, THE POWER, THE MONEY, THE CORRUPTION, YOU KNOW.
THINGS LIKE THAT. LIKE GOSSIP GIRL.
>> Stephen: IT IS NEW YORK PORN T IS NOT ALL ACTUALLY A
LIFE YOU LIVE. >> NO IT IS THE ESCAPE IT IS
WHAT IF I HAD ALL OF THAT MONEY. LIKE I'M ON THIS SHOW CALLED
GOSSIP GIRL. YEAH, YES, TWICE.
>> Stephen: TWICE, HAVE I THIS YEAR, THIS SU, WHAT ARE YOU
PLAYING THIS PART. >> I AM PLAYING IN THE ORIGINAL
THE THERAPIST WHO BLAKE LIVELY'S CHARACTER SERENA, THAT WAS SOME
DAY PLAYING WORK. >> Stephen: ALWAYS GOOD TO
HAVE. >> AND HERE WE GO.
2.0, THE UPGRADE, LOOK AT THAT. >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
BETTER WARDROBE. >> ERIC DAMON DRESSES US.
HE DRESSES THE ORIGINAL AND HE SAID RICH PEOPLE DON'T WEAR
COATS. I NEVER PUT MY ARMS IN ANY
SLEEVES PLAYING KAMIL. THEY DON'T WEAR COATS, THEY ARE
TRYING TO GET TO PROM IN A CAR. IT IS NICE, IT'S LOVELY.
IT IS A LOVELY-- A LOVELY EXPERIENCE.
>> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN PUTTING ARMS IN COATS ALL THE
TIME. YOU PLAY A POLICE INSPECTOR.
>> YES. >> Stephen: AND DID YOU DO A
RIDE ALONG OR ANYTHING? HOW DID YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
CHARACTER. >> I ENGAGED TO A SWAT OFFICER
SO THAT HELPS. >> Stephen: IS THAT WHO THIS
PERSON IS. >> OH, DO YOU HAVE THAT.
>> Stephen: IS THAT. >> YES.
>> Stephen: THIS IS YOUR FIANCE.
>> YES. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> YEAH. >> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD
LOOKING GUY. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT SAY REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUY YOU HAVE THERE.
>> YEAH, HE'S CUTE. >> Stephen: SO HOW DID HE
TRAIN YOU? >> OH, STEPHEN.
NO, NO, NO. >> Stephen: HOW DID HE GET YOU
IN THE MINDSET TO PLAY THIS INSPECTOR.
>> OH, OH, THAT, OKAY. NO, WE JUST, WE JUST, HE JUST
WENT TO BASICS, HE IS ALSO A CONSULTANT SO HE WENT INTO
BASICS. THERE WAS A LOT OF RUNNING
AROUND IN THE GARAGE. I THINK FOR HIS OWN ENJOYMENT
THERE WERE 20 PUSH-UPS AM BETWEEN OR SOMETHING THAT I HAD
TO DO. SO YOU KNOW, STWHR WAS SOME SORT
OF DISCIPLINE, DUCKING BEHIND, TAKING COVER BEHIND CARS, GOING
UP OUR STAIR, AND ALL OF THAT, TO CLEAR, FOR THE FIRST FIVE
MINUTES THAT YOU SEE OF THE PILOT, THAT WAS OUR WORK
TOGETHER. >> Stephen: AND HOW DID HE SAY
YOU DID? ARE YOU BELIEVABLE IN HIS EYES.
>> WELL, YEAH, I AM, I'M RETURNING-- LEARNING.
BUT ALSO I'M AN ACTOR SO THERE ARE CUTS THERE IS AN EDITOR WHO
IS BRILLIANT, BUT FOR THE MOST PART BECAUSE I DO ENJOY GOING TO
THE RANGES, I THINK IT WAS FINE. HE WAS LIKE GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB,
YOU KNOW. >> Stephen: RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO
SAY THAT OR ELSE HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE.
>> YEAH, I MEAN I HANG OUT WITH A LOT OF COPS AND STUFF SO I
MEAN I THINK I'M THE ONE WHO IS IN TROUBLE IF SHE CAN'T HOLD A
GUN, CRAP. DON'T WANT HER PULLING A
TRIGGER. >> Stephen: YOU ARE-- ONE OF
THE LEAST LIKELY POLICEMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN T IS OUR FRIEND
RICHARD KIND IS OUR RIGHT-HAND MAN.
>> BE NICE, BE NICE STEPHEN. >> Stephen: YOU CAN'T DO
ANYTHING BUT BE NICE TO RICHARD. IS HE SUCH A LOVELY MAN.
>> HE SAYS HELLO. >> Stephen: PLEASE SAY HELLO
BACK TO HIM. WHAT IS IT LIKE, WAS IT FUN TO
WORK WITH HIM. >> IT WAS GREAT WORKING WITH
HIM. HE HASN'T GONE ANYWHERE.
>> Stephen: SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY.
>> THERE ARE NO SPOILERS LIKE HE'S DEAD, OR SOMETHING, NO,
HE'S GREAT. HE IS FANTASTIC.
ONE REALLY KIND PERSON. >> Stephen: ENORMOUS MOUTH.
>> HE TELLS STORIES. >> Stephen: THE BIGGEST MOUTH
YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. >> HE TELL AS MAZING.
>> Stephen: HE CAN UNHINGEE HIS JAW.
>> YOU SIT DOWN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOUR ENTIRE LUNCH IS
GONE BUT IT HAS BEEN AN EXPERIENCE AND AN EDUCATION.
HE HAS SO MUCH EXPERIENCE AND RANGE AND I'M JUST REALLY
EXCITED FOR PEOPLE TO SEE HIM IN THIS LIGHT.
>> Stephen: HAD YOU EVER SPENT ANY TIME IN EAST NEW YORK BEFORE
YOU DID THE SHOW. >> I MIGHT HAVE GONE TO ONE OR
TWO HOUSE PARTIES. >> Stephen: YEAH?
>> YEAH W A HOUSE DJ. I'M FROM NEW YORK, SO YOU KNOW,
LIKE THE REGGAE AND ALL THAT STUFF, DOWN IN THE BASEMENT THAT
YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN. >> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THIS
BASEMENT. >> NO, I THINK WE'RE OUT OF
TIME. AREN'T WE OUT OF TIME?
>> Stephen: I GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
WELL, THIS WAS YOUR LATE NIGHT DEBUT.
>> YES, SIR. >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A
GOOD ENOUGH. >> ARE YOU ONE CLASSY FELLOW.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, EAST NEW YORK AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9 P.M.
ON CBS. AND IS
AND IS AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON PARAMOUNT PLUS.
AMANDA WARREN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE SHOW
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE TOM HANKS AND CNN'S
AUDIE CORNISH. STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN.
GOOD NIGHT!