>> THE LATEST ECONOMIC NUMBERS SHOW THAT INFLATION IS SLOWING
DOWN SLIGHTLY, BUT EGG PRICES ARE STILL SKY-HIGH.
>> COLOSSAL BIOSCIENCES, WHICH JUST ANNOUNCED A $150 MILLION
FUNDING ROUND, THE DALLAS-BASED START-UP IS TRYING TO BRING BACK
PERHAPS THE MOST FAMOUSLY EXTINCT ANIMAL OF THEM ALL,
THE DODO. >> OUR GOAL WITH THIS IS TO
BRING BACK THESE KIND OF ICONIC KEYSTONE SPECIES LIKE THE WOOLLY
MAMMOTH AND THEN THE ICONIC DODO.
>> THE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST IS BACK AT DENNY'S.
GET PANCAKES, BACON STRIPS, SAUSAGE LINKS, AND OUR NEWLY
ACQUIRED GIANT EGGS, ALL FOR $5.99.
BUTTERY, CRISPY, LARGE, NO MORE QUESTIONS.
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT FAMILIES HAVE BEEN ENJOYING
THESE EGGS SINCE THE PLEISTOCENE.
ONE BITE AND YOU'LL SAY, "EGG GOOD.
GO IN MOUTH." DO OUR EGGS COME FROM A CHICKEN?
LET'S JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT
GOES INTO OUR SAUSAGES. DENNY'S.
THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER IT TASTES.
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT... SHADOW OF A DOUBT.
AND VALENTINE'S DAY FIRST DRAFTS.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES... CONNIE BRITTON AND DANIEL
RICCIARDO. FEATURING LOUIS CATO
AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE
FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY,
IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. >> Stephen: COME ON.
COME ON. HELLO.
NICE TO SEE YOU. HAPPY THURSDAY.
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME, ONE. WELCOME, ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL ALL Y'ALL,
IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TRADITION WHERE
A BIG CHUBBY RAT TELLS YOU IF YOU SHOULD STOP BY BURLINGTON
COAT FACTORY. THIS MORNING,
THE WORLD'S EYES TURNED TO GOBBLER'S KNOB --
CAN I SAY GOBBLER'S KNOB ON CBS?
WE'LL FIND OUT. GOBBLER'S KNOB, PENNSYLVANIA,
AND WE LEARNED OUR FATE. PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL HAS PREDICTED
SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. WHAT?
I WAS GONNA WEAR CAPRI PANTS TOMORROW!
I'M NOT TAKIN' THAT. I WANT A SECOND OPINION.
DO WE REALLY HAVE SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER AHEAD?
TELL US, PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL COLLINS!
>> ♪ I CAN FEEL IT ♪ COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT...
♪ OH ♪ >> Stephen: THE SCIENCE IS IN.
BUT I DON'T BLAME OUR ENDLESS WINTER ON PUNXATAWNEY PHIL
ALONE. I ALSO BLAME HIS OLD-TYME
RETINUE OF TOP-HATTED HANDLER DANDIES.
FIRST, I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING.
WHY THE TOP HATS? WELL, THAT'S JUST AN EASY WAY
TO JAZZ UP A CASUAL LOOK. I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH INTO
THOSE FELLOWS AND IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE PHIL'S INNER CIRCLE,
THE LOCAL GROUP THAT TAKES CARE OF PHIL PLANS EACH BIG CEREMONY
AND ADMINISTERS PHIL'S MEDS. DID I READ THAT RIGHT?
HIS MEDS? PHIL HAS MEDS?
I DIDN'T REALIZE PHIL WAS DIAGNOSED WITH GENERALIZED
ANXIETY. NOT SURPRISED.
A LOT OF PRESSURE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
PHIL, TRY HALF A GUMMY AT BEDTIME.
AND REMEMBER, IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY.
IN ADDITION TO ALL THE DICKENSIAN COSTUMES, THE MEMBERS
ALL HAVE INDIVIDUAL NICKNAMES. YOU'VE GOT THE MAIN MAN,
PRESIDENT TOM DUNKEL, AKA, "SHINGLE SHAKER",
TREASURER JEFF GRUBE, KNOWN AS "SKY PAINTER",
THE LICKABLE DAVE GIGLIOTTI, "THUNDER CONDUCTOR,"
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: BAD BOY BUTCH PHILLIBER,
KNOWN AS "ICE MAN," ICE MAN.
GOTTA SAY, HE'S KIND OF LET HIMSELF GO SINCE "TOP GUN."
KIND OF A SAUSAGE FEST, RIGHT? WRONG!
BECAUSE THERE'S ALSO ONE WOMAN, MARCY GALANDO, NICKNAME:
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR. WHAT?
THAT'S NOT FAIR. THE WAS WOMAN DOESN'T GET A COOL
OUTFIT OR NICKNAME? MARCY, THAT CHANGES TODAY.
YOU WILL HERETOFORE BE KNOWN AS "THE DENIM DEMON."
THE TOP HAT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
THE TOP HAT IS IN THE MAIL. THE INNER CIRCLE AND THEIR
PSYCHIC PSYCHOTIC DIRT HOG HAVE BEEN CRANKING OUT PREDICTIONS
FOR OVER A CENTURY. BUT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST THEM,
BECAUSE SINCE MAKING HIS FIRST PREDICTION IN 1887,
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL HAS BEEN RIGHT ONLY 39% OF THE TIME.
39% IS PRETTY BAD. IN FACT, I BET I CAN BEAT IT
EVERY TIME WITH MY OWN PREDICTION, PAL.
PUNXSUTAWNEY QUARTER! OKAY, QUARTY,
OH [BLEEP]. de BLASIO.
REMEMBER, de BLASIO DROPPED THE DAMN HOG AND KILLED IT.
DON'T FAIL ME NOW! THE PROGNOSTICATOR OF
PROGNOSTICATORS, CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF GEORGE WASHINGTON,
SAYS... SIX MORE WEEKS OF TAILS!
OF COURSE, PUNXATAWNEY PHIL ISN'T THE ONLY SCIENCE MARMOT
OUT THERE. WE'VE ALSO GOT ONE RIGHT HERE
IN NEW YORK CITY. STATEN ISLAND CHUCK
YEAH, TRUE DEAL. AT THE STATEN ISLAND ZOO.
YES, THE STATEN ISLAND ZOO, WHERE CHUCK IS THE SECOND MOST
POPULAR RESIDENT AFTER "MEATBALL WITH A CIGARETTE."
DADDY, CAN WE SEE THE MEATBALL? TODAY CHUCK HAD HIS OWN
SHADOW-VIEWING EVENT, AND HE CLAPPED BACK AT PHIL
BY PREDICTING AN EARLY SPRING! OKAY?
THERE YOU GO. SO, NEW YORK, SAY GOODBYE TO
WINTER AND SAY HELLO TO SMELLING URINE AGAIN.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SPRING.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S SPRING. I'M TAKING CHUCK'S WORD OVER ANY
OTHER TRISTATE AREA RODENT. BECAUSE THEY ANNOUNCED
CHUCK'S FORECAST WITH CUTTING-EDGE TECHNICAL
PRECISION. >> COME ON OUT.
>> NO SHADOW! >> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW?
DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? >> SHADOW OR NO SHADOW?
>> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? I DON'T SEE A SHADOW.
>> I DON'T SEE A SHADOW. >> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW?
>> DO WE HAVE A RULING? >> WHO MAKES THAT CALL?
WHO MAKES THAT CALL? >> Stephen: THAT SEEMS
UNCERTAIN, BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW THEY DO ALL THE METEOROLOGY
ON STATEN ISLAND. "HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M PAULIE GABAGOOL WITH TODAY'S WEATHER.
YOU MAY WANT PACK AN UMBRELLA. OR NOT.
WHO MAKES THE CALL? ME?
DO I LOOK LIKE A [BLEEP] CLOUD TO YOU?
TELL YOU WHAT. MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK WITH YOUR
MOTHER! JAGER BOMBS!"
NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'RE SAYING,
"STEVE, THAT'S GOTTA BE THE END OF YOU
TALKING ABOUT GROUNDHOGS FOR THE NEXT YEAR.
AREN'T THERE ANY OTHER BIG STORIES TO COVER?"
TO WHICH I SAY, YES. THERE'S INTERNATIONAL GROUNDHOG
NEWS. IT'S A DARK STORY,
I'LL WARN YOU. AND LIKE ALL THE DARKEST OF
STORIES, IT COMES FROM CANADA. TURNS OUT QUEBEC HAS ITS OWN
GROUNDHOG, THE FAMOUS... FRED LA MARMOTTE.
IT'S TRUE. WHICH, OF COURSE, IS FRENCH
FOR "SOUP DU JOUR." EARLY THIS MORNING, TRAGEDY
STRUCK WHEN FRED PASSED AWAY ON GROUNDHOG DAY.
TURNS OUT HE DID SEE A SHADOW, BUT IT WAS JUST THE ICY HAND
OF DEATH. YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT FRED
UNTIL I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM FIVE SECONDS AGO.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS A TRAGIC DEVELOPMENT.
BUT FRED'S HANDLERS ASSURE US THERE WAS NO FOUL PLAY,
HE WAS A LEAST 14-YEARS-OLD. THAT'S PRETTY OLD
FOR A GROUNDHOG. SO HE PASSED AWAY
OF OLD AGE. OR WAS IT MURDER?
THERE YOU GO. HE'S BACK, BABY.
PROBABLY OLD AGE. CANADIAN GROUNDHOG AUTHORITIES
WERE FORCED TO SCRAMBLE, AND THEY FOUND THE
PERFECT SUBSTITUTE. A KID IN A GROUNDHOG COSTUME.
UNFORTUNATELY THE CHILD DID NOT READ THE ROOM AND PREDICTED
WINTER WILL CONTINUE. BOO!
CANADIAN CHILD FORCED TO BE A RODENT FOR OUR AMUSEMENT!
BOO! BOO, I SAY!
I'M SORRY. I HAVE SEASONAL AFFECTIVE
DISORDER. LET'S SEND THE KID A HAT TOO.
THE WORLD'S GROUNDHOGS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO AGREE ON THE FUTURE,
BUT WE DO KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE.
BEYONCE HAS ANNOUNCED HER RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR!
YES. IT'S TRUE.
WORLD TOUR. THE WHOLE WORLD.
THAT INCLUDES THIS THEATER! IT'S IN THE WORLD!
SO I DOUBT I'LL GET IN TROUBLE IF I ANNOUNCE...
BEYONCE IS COMING TO "THE LATE SHOW!"
ONE ASSUMES. SAFE ASSUMPTION.
THE TOUR IS MASSIVE. A 41-SHOW GLOBAL TREK THAT WILL
LAUNCH IN STOCKHOLM ON MAY 10. SWEDEN IS SO HYPED TO BE THE
FIRST DATE ON THE TOUR. IN FACT, WE'VE GOT A STATEMENT
FROM THEIR AMBASSADOR. >> ♪ WE WOKE UP IN THE KITCHEN
♪ SAYING HOW THE HELL ♪ DID THIS HAPPEN
OH, BABY ♪ >> Stephen: HE'S GOT PIPES.
ONE PLACE BEYONCE MAY OR MAY NOT BE APPEARING
IS WASHINGTON, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN SOME BIG CHANGES IN THE
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, LED BY NEW REPUBLICAN SPEAKER
KEVIN McCARTHY. >> [BOOS]
>> SEEN HERE PLAYING WITH A KITTEN.
BOO! JUST TAKE A RECENT SPEECH ON THE
FLOOR OF THE HOUSE GIVEN BY COLORADO CONGRESSWOMAN
LAUREN BOEBERT. THIS WEEK, SOMEONE SUGGESTED ANY
KIND OF LIMIT ON SOME KIND OF GUN, AND BOEBERT RESPONDED
THUSLY. >> ALCOHOL, TOBACCO,
AND FIREARMS. IN WESTERN COLORADO,
WE CALL THAT A FUN WEEKEND. >> Stephen: DON'T GET SO FULL OF
YOURSELF, WESTERN COLORADO. IN FLORIDA, THEY CALL THAT
THE FOOD PYRAMID. WESTERN COLORADO.
YOU MEAN EASTERN UTAH?
SPEAKING OF FOOD SMELLS. THERE'S A STORY OF NEW MEXICO,
WHERE THEY'RE CONSIDERING MAKING THE ROASTED CHILE
ITS OFFICIAL STATE AROMA. THAT'S FUNNY.
I ASSUMED THE OFFICIAL NEW MEXICO AROMA WAS "ABANDONED RV
THAT A BOBCAT IS LIVING IN." THE IDEA FOR AN OFFICIAL STATE
AROMA CAME AFTER A STATE SENATOR VISITED WITH FIFTH GRADE
STUDENTS AND SPARKED A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SAVORY
HOT PEPPERS AND THE POTENTIAL FOR NEW MEXICO TO BECOME
THE FIRST STATE IN THE NATION TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL STATE AROMA.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT? ALL OF NEW MEXICO'S STATE
SYMBOLS ARE PICKED BY FIFTH GRADERS.
EXPLAINS WHY THEY ALSO HAVE A STATE DORK: KEVIN.
STATE DINNER: FUN DIP. AND OF COURSE, THEIR STATE WORD,
"BOOBS." BUT OTHER STATES CANNOT LET
NEW MEXICO BE THE ONLY STATE WITH AN OFFICIAL AROMA.
SO HERE AT THE "LATE SHOW" HAVE SUGGESTIONS OF OFFICIAL
STATE SMELLS IN THE ORDER OF NOTHING.
WISCONSIN: AARON RODGERS' BEARD.
PENNSYLVANIA: SOCK FULL OF COINS.
ARIZONA: ICED TEA. MAINE: SEWER CLOWN.
KANSAS: CORN. IOWA: CORN.
INDIANA: CORN. NORTH DAKOTA: DUST.
SOUTH DAKOTA: SOUTH DUST. OREGON: WET HIPPIE.
AND NEW YORK: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE
IN THE WORLD! WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE CONNIE BRITTON
AND FORMULA 1 DRIVER DANIEL RICCIARDO.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, FIRST DRAFTS OF VALENTINE'S DAY
CARDS WITH MY VALENTINE, EVIE. ♪ ♪
>> Announcer: "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT" SPONSORED
BY OUR ULTIMATE ALWAYS ULTRATHIN'S WITH TRIPLE
PROTECTION.
>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY.
LOUIS KATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND.
LET'S SEE, TONIGHT, LOUIS. TONIGHT WE HAVE THE LOVELY, THE
TALENTED CONNIE BRITTON IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE.
AND DANIEL RICCIARDO, F1, FORMULA 1.
LISTEN TO THAT. I SWEAR TO GOD FIVE YEARS AGO
YOU WOULD NOT NEVADA AMERICAN CROWD SCREAMING FOR F1 RACING.
FOLKS, IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME TO DUMP YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE IN
YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DRIVEWAY. VALENTINE'S DAY ALSO MEANS
VALENTINE'S CARDS. BUT NOT EVERY CARD GETS IT RIGHT
ON THE FIRST TRY, SO WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THOSE
EARLY ATTEMPTS IN OUR SEGMENT: "FIRST DRAFTS."
>> STUPID! >> Stephen: OF COURSE,
LONG TIME VIEWERWS KNOW VALENTINE'S ISN'T COMPLETE
WITHOUT MY FAVORITE AND FOREVER VALENTINE,
MY WONDERFUL WIFE, EVIE! HELLO, DARLING.
YOU LOOK LOVELY. HEY.
SIT DOWN. THERE YOU GO.
HAPPY EARLY VALENTINES. WE HAVE A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE RIGHT
HERE. THESE ARE, THESE ARE, WHAT ARE
THESE CALLED, WHAT? >> MACARONS.
>> Stephen: FROM PARIS. >> DID YOU FLY THERE?
>> Stephen: I DID, THIS MORNING.
IT'S THERE FOR YOU IF YOUR SUGAR LEVELS ARE LOW.
DARLING, SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE 2:00.
DARLING, YOU KNOW HOW THIS RULES RIGHT HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN TO
THE PEOPLE WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO.
IN FIRST DRAFTS, WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU HAND ME THE FIRST CARD, IF
YOU DON'T MIND IF I WILL SHOW IT TO THE PEOPLE.
A LOVELY VALENTINE'S CARD, THE KIND YOU MIGHT BUY IN A STORE
BUT THEN YOU'LL SHOW ME THE FIRST DRAFT, THE ONE NOT GOOD
ENOUGH TO BE SOLD BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING SUBSTANDARD ABOUT
THE MESSAGE INSIDE. HAVE I EXPLAINED THE PREMISE THE
PREMISE EFFICIENTLY? >> Evie: YES.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY DARLING, MAY HAVE THE FIRST
CARD? THIS ONE IS CLASSIC.
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO ARE YOU." BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID,
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
OH, DAMN! OUR GENDER REVEAL STARTED
A WILDFIRE! RUN!"
>> Evie: THAT'S TRUE. THAT HAPPENS.
>> Stephen: WE HAD OUR CHILDREN BEFORE GENDER REVEAL
WAS A THING. >> Evie: WE DIDN'T FIND OUT.
>> Stephen: WE DID NOT. >> Evie: THE GENDER REVEAL
HAPPENED WHEN THEY WERE BORN. >> Stephen: THEY CAME OUT AND
YOU WENT, OH, THERE YOU GO. THERE IT IS, EXACTLY.
REMEMBER WHEN OUR FIRST SON WAS BORN, THE NURSE WENT, CAN
ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? WHEN TOM HANKS WAS ON RECENTLY,
HE CLUED ME TO THE IDEA OF DIET COLA IN YOUR CHAMPAGNE AND HE
CALLS IT DIET COCAINE. >> Evie: I AM READY.
HAVE YOU TRIED IT? >> Stephen: I TRIED IT WITH
TOM THAT NIGHT. >> Evie: THANK GOD, JANUARY.
WE DID DRY JANUARY. >> Stephen: WE DID DAMP
JANUARY. WE WERE NOT DRY.
EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHAT DAMP JANUARY IS.
>> Evie: WE DRINK ON THE WEEKEND BUT NOT EVERY WEEKEND.
>> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T. >> Evie: GOOD RIDDANCE,
JANUARY. >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BAD,
RIGHT? >> Evie: IT'S A LITTLE ODD.
>> Stephen: NEXT CARD. THIS ONE'S CUTE.
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I LOVE YOU BEAR-Y MUCH!"
BEAUTIFUL. BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID,
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! DID YOU KNOW KOALA BEARS
HAVE FORKED PENISES? NOT SO CUDDLY NOW,
ARE THEY?" THAT'S TRUE.
IT'S TRUE. HAVE A FORK AT THE END.
>> Evie: SCIENCE FACT. >> Stephen: YOU LEARN
SOMETHING EVERY DAY ON "FIRST DRAFTS."
SOMEBODY ASKED ME BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED, YOUNG LADY RIGHT
OVER THERE ASKED ME ABOUT THE DAY WE GOT ENGAGED, THE DAY I
ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME AND I TOLD THEM THE STORY.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE STORY? LET'S SEE IF YOU REMEMBER IT
LIKE I DO. IT'S VERY NEWLYWED'S GAME.
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN MARRIED 29 YEARS.
THE NEWLYWEDS GAME GETS HARDER AFTER 29 YEARS.
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER? TAKE IT FROM US GOING TO
CHARLESTON. >> Evie: NO.
>> Stephen: THE FACT THAT YOU WERE MAD AT ME THAT I DIDN'T
CALL YOU FOR 24 HOURS WHEN WE GOT TO CHARLESTON.
>> Evie: I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU. >> Stephen: THAT'S RECENT.
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
>> Evie: HERE'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
HERE'S WHAT I REMEMBER. WE WENT FOR A LOVELY WALK AND WE
WERE IN THE BATTERY IN CHARLESTON AND THE GAZEBO AND
YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD MARRY YOU AND I SAID, AND THIS SAYS A
LOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT YOU. I SAID, ARE YOU SURE?
HOW STUPID IS THAT? >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SAY IT
LIKE THAT. YOU SAID "ARE YOU SURE."
YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE YOU WERE MAD AT ME IN THE CAR FOR
LOOKING LIKE I WAS SICK. >> Evie: I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT. >> Stephen: WE WERE DRIVING
AROUND AND I WAS SO NERVOUS TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME THAT MY FACE
WAS BEET RED AND YOU TURNED TO ME AND YOU ARE DRIVING RELY,
DON'T GET SICK AT CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU GETTING SICK?
>> Evie: THAT IS SO MEAN OF ME.
I AM SORRY. >> Stephen: I HAVE SET IT FOR
YEARS. YOU ARE AN AWFUL, AWFUL MEAN
PERSON. I WAS SO NERVOUS.
NO, I FEEL FINE. I SAID, COULD YOU PULL OVER HERE
BY THE PARK? YOU ARE LIKE, NOW YOU ARE SICK
AND WE HAVE TO STOP BY THE PARK? LET'S GO FOR A WALK.
OH, MY GOD. >> Evie: [LAUGHS]
I THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. >> Stephen: IT IS TRUE.
YOU HAVE REWRITTEN THIS IN YOUR HEAD.
THIS ONE SAYS THERE'S ONLY ONE QUESTION THIS VALENTINE'S DAY,
WILL YOU BE MINE? THE FIRST DRAFT SAID
"THRE'S ONLY QUESTION THIS VALENTINE'S DAY.
ARE THE POTS DONE SOAKING, ALAN? IT'S BEEN A WEEK."
THAT'S TRUE. CAN I SEE THAT?
>> Evie: IT'S THE LAST ONE. >> Stephen: DARLING,
THANK YOU. THIS ONE IS FUN.
IT SAYS, "YOU'RE HOT STUFF!
I WANT YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE." VERY TRUE.
YOU ARE HOT STUFF. >> Evie: DO YOU LIKE MY PANTS?
>> Stephen: ARE THEY LEATHER? >> Evie: KIND OF.
THEY ARE VEGAN LEATHER. >> Stephen: SO THEY ARE NOT
LEATHER. >> Evie: THEY ARE FANCY.
>> Evie: OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Stephen: I THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO BE
STROKING YOUR LEG ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID: "YOU'RE HOT STUFF!
ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DRESS UP LIKE THE CHOLULA LADY?"
NOW, YOU MAY BE SAYING, "I WISH MY SPOUSE COULD GIVE ME
FAILED GREETING CARDS." WELL, GUESS WHAT, FOLKS.
NOW THEY CAN. BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN ORDER YOUR
VERY OWN SET OF FIRST DRAFTS. EACH BOX COMES WITH PAIRS
OF CARDS FOR SIX DIFFERENT HOLIDAYS.
ONE CARD THAT IS NORMAL LIKE YOU'D FIND IN A STORE, FOLLOWED
BY A NOT-SO-GREAT FIRST DRAFT. EVIE NOT INCLUDED.
TO GET YOURS, GO TO
ColbertLateShow.com/FirstDrafts OR SCAN THIS QR CODE.
ALL LATE SHOW PROCEEDS WILL GO DIRECTLY TO
WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH CONNIE BRITTON. EVIE, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU. WELL DONE.
NICE. YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT
FROM "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," "NASHVILLE,"
AND "THE WHITE LOTUS." SHE NOW STARS IN
"DEAR EDWARD." >> CHRISTOPHER IS UP-AND-COMING
IN THEATER. WORKING IN --
>> SET DESIGN. >> SET DESIGN.
WE ALWAYS START WITH THE CAVIAR AND THE FOIE GRAS.
I AM SALIVATING. ARE YOU SALIVATING?
>> AND A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL. THANK YOU.
SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD, I LOVE HIM.
YOU COULD DATE HIM. I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK HE IS GAY? OR YOUR GAY.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU CAN BE GAY, STRAIGHT,
WHATEVER. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, CONNIE
BRITTON. ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Connie: WOW. OH, MY GOD.
YOU TOLD THEM? THEY GAVE ME A STANDING OVATION.
I'M GOING TO CRY. >> Stephen: THAT WAS
COMPLETELY ORGANIC. >> Connie: YOU TOLD THEM TO DO
THAT. >> Stephen: I DID NOT.
>> Connie: DO THEY THINK I'M SOMEONE ELSE?
>> Stephen: THEY THINK YOU ARE YOU.
THE AUDIENCE'S FREE RANGE. I DON'T TELL THEM WHAT TO DO.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU BACK IN NEW YORK.
I FOUND OUT YOU GREW UP IN VIRGINIA.
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME COMING HERE TO THE CITY?
>> Connie: YES, BECAUSE WE USED TO COME HERE.
I HAD RELATIVES WHO LIVED HERE AND SO WE USED TO DRIVE FROM
VIRGINIA TO NEW YORK. >> Stephen: WHEN YOU WERE A
KID? BETWEEN WOULD COME HERE FOR
CHRISTMAS AND HONESTLY THAT WAS SO AMAZING.
I THINK THAT'S MADE ME -- WHAT MADE ME WANT TO BE AN ACTOR.
YOU ARE A KID FROM A SMALL TOWN IN VIRGINIA AND YOU ARRIVE IN
NEW YORK CITY WITH THE LIGHTS IN THE DECORATIONS.
WE WOULD SEE THEATER AND WE GO TO THE NUTCRACKER.
I'M SURE THAT'S WHY I DECIDED I WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS.
IT WAS SO AMAZING. >> Stephen: YOU CYRUS OFFICE
ONE OF THE TEN SOLDIERS? YOU EVENTUALLY MOVED TO NEW YORK
TO BE AN ACTRESS. I THINK I HAVE THIS RIGHT, YOU
HAD AN UNUSUAL THEATER HISTORY WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED HERE, NOT
THE KIND OF THING PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH NEW YORK THEATER.
>> Connie: MY FIRST PROFESSIONAL JOB IN
NEW YORK CITY AS AN ACTRESS WAS DOING MURDER MYSTERIES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S HARD WORK. >> Connie: IT'S HARD WORK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO? >> Stephen: THEY ARE HARD TO
GO TO TOO. >> Connie: ACTUALLY I REALLY
WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD GO TO A MURDER MYSTERY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE WAS IN IT AND THE FOOD
WAS FREE. >> Connie: OKAY, THAT MAKES
SENSE. >> Stephen: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
ACTOR. >> Connie: I GOT PAID $50 TO
DO A MURDER MYSTERY AND THAT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
I JUST MADE $50. AND WE GOT DINNER.
THE HARDEST PART WAS I HAD TO SIT AT A TABLE FULL OF PEOPLE
THAT I DID NOT ACT LIKE I WASN'T A MURDER MYSTERY ACTRESS.
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO SNEAK. I WOULD BEND OVER TO MY PURSE
AND I HAVE THESE LITTLE WHITE TABLETS IN MY PURSE THAT I HAD
TO SNEAK INTO MY MOUTH AND THEN I WOULD COME BACK TO THE TABLE
AND I WOULD START FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND FALL OVER AND DIE.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE THE DEAD BODY?
HOW LONG DID YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE?
>> Connie: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS.
FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. NOT LETTING ANYBODY KNOW THAT
YOU'RE DOING THAT. FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS FROTH
COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. >> Stephen: I'M IMPRESSED.
I HOPE I DIDN'T GIVE OFF THAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EASY THING
TO DO. >> Connie: THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I'M IMPRESSED. IT'S A CHOKING HAZARD.
YOU SHOULD GET HAZARD PAY. >> Connie: I THINK THAT WAS
REALLY THE THING THAT MADE ME KNOW THAT I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN DO THIS. >> Stephen: AT WHAT POINT IN
YOURSELF? PLEASE SAY THAT IT WASN'T BEFORE
THE ENTREE. AS A YOUNG ACTRESS, YOU NEEDED
THE PROTEIN. >> Connie: I DEFINITELY ATE.
IT WASN'T BEFORE THE ENTREE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
BREAK BUT WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE CONNIE BRITTON.
STICK AROUND
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE ARE BACK WITH THE START OF "DEAR EDWARD" AN APPLE TV PULSE,
CONNIE BRITTON. EVERYBODY LOVES YOU ON "THE
WHITE LOTUS." WE HAVE YOUR FRIEND AND
COMPATRIOT MARY BARTLETT ON THE OTHER NIGHT.
HE WOULD LOVE TO BE IN SEASON THREE OF THAT'S POSSIBLE WITH
THE TIME MACHINE. NO SPOILERS.
ANY CHANCE WE WILL SEE YOU IN SEASON 3?
HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT? >> Connie: WITH WHOM?
>> Stephen: MICHAEL WHITE. >> Connie: MICHAEL WHITE.
THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW. >> Stephen: YOU ARE NOT
ANSWERING MY QUESTION. >> Connie: WHAT WAS THE
QUESTION? >> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO
BE IN SEASON 3? THERE'S A FAN THEORY BECAUSE IN
SEASON 2, LAURA DERN'S VOICE APPEARS IN SEASON 2 AND THERE'S
A FAN THEORY AND CHECK MY MATH, FAN THEORY THAT SHE'S YOUR
CHARACTER'S SISTER. CARE TO COMMENT?
>> Connie: MMM. >> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, ARE YOU?
>> Connie: DID YOU KNOW OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE A WEEK APART?
>> Stephen: YOU AND ME? >> Connie: NO, LAURA DERN.
SAME YEAR. A WEEK APART.
>> Stephen: SO THAT IS A YES? THAT IS CODE FOR YES.
HERE IS SOMETHING, YOU MAY NOT KNOW.
UNI IT TURNS OUT WORKED TOGETHER.
HERE IS A CAST SHOT FROM THE OLD HIT SHOW "SPIN CITY."
THIS IS FROM 1996. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER
THIS. BUT IN 1996 I AS A YOUNG ACTOR
COWAS A GUEST PERFORMER. THIS IS ME.
THAT IS RICH KIND. THAT'S ME ABOUT 50 POUNDS LESS
THAN I WEIGH RIGHT NOW. THE SAME WEEK JENNIFER GARNER
WAS ON THAT EPISODE. >> Connie: OH, I TOTALLY
REMEMBER JENNIFER GARNER BEING ON THE SHOW.
[APPLAUSE] THAT WAS THE SAME EPISODE?
>> Stephen: SAME EPISODE. SAME EPISODE.
>> Connie: GOSH. >> Stephen: THAT WAS A LOT OF
FUN. >> Connie: I HAD SO MUCH FUN
WITH YOU. >> Stephen: I HAD FUN WITH YOU
TOO. >> Connie: THAT WAS SPECIAL.
>> Stephen: YOUR NEW SHOW ON APPLE TV+ IS CALLED
"DEAR EDWARD." TELL THE FOLKS WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
>> Connie: "DEAR EDWARD" IS BASED ON THE BOOK BY THE SAME
NAME AND IT'S ABOUT A PLANE CRASH AND BASICALLY EVERYONE ON
THE PLANE DIES EXCEPT FOR ONE YOUNG BOY.
BUT THE SHOW IS REALLY ABOUT THE COMMUNITY THAT COMES TOGETHER OF
THE SURVIVORS OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DIED ON THE PLANE.
IT'S REALLY ABOUT GRIEF AND PEOPLE DEALING WITH GRIEF AND
COMING TOGETHER TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER AND IT'S ABOUT RESILIENCE
AND FINDING LIFE AFTER HAVING A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY AND LOSS.
GRIEF IS A PART OF LIFE FOR EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THE, THERE'S LOVED ONES OF
PEOPLE WHO DIED COMING TOGETHER? THAT'S THE IDEA?
SORT OF A HEAVY SUBJECT. WHY WAS THAT APPEALING TO YOU?
>> Connie: I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S A HEAVY SUBJECT BUT
HONESTLY I THINK THAT RIGHT NOW IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TIME TO
HAVE THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT GRIEF.
BECAUSE WE HAVE KIND OF ALL GOD THROUGH OUR OWN VERSION OF GRIEF
IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER, COMING OUT OF THIS GLOBAL PANDEMIC,
GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS. WE REALLY ARE, THERE'S A LOT OF
KIND OF UNRESOLVED COLLECTIVE GRIEF I THINK IN THE CULTURE.
AND SO -- >> Stephen: AND WE ARE NOT
VERY GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT IT. >> Connie: REALLY AREN'T.
WE DON'T HAVE THE LANGUAGE FOR IT.
MY HOPE IS WITH THIS SHOW. IT'S UPLIFTING IN THE CHARACTERS
ARE GREAT. I GOT TO PLAY THIS REALLY FUN
CHARACTER. SO I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S GOING
TO GIVE PEOPLE A SENSE OF FEELING LIKE "OH, I'M NOT ALONE
IN THIS." THERE IS LIFE BEYOND.
IT'S THE POWER OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: CONNIE, THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. "DEAR EDWARD" PREMIERES TOMORROW
ON APPLE TV+. CONNIE BRITTON, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMULA 1 DRIVER DANIEL
RICCIARDO.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A FORMULA 1
DRIVER WHO HAS WON EIGHT
GRAND PRIX RACES AND WHO YOU'VE SEEN IN NETFLIX'S
"DRIVE TO SURVIVE." PLEASE WELCOME TO
"THE LATE SHOW," DANIEL RICCIARDO.
>> ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE ♪
♪ WHAT YOU SAY ♪ >> Stephen: PLEASE.
NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW WHAT I WAS SAYING EARLIER, I'M AMAZED
BY THE EXPLOSION OF FANDOM IN FORMULA 1 IN THE UNITED STATES.
IT DIDN'T EXIST TEN, FIVE YEARS AGO.
TO WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE THIS EXPLOSION OF POPULARITY NOW IN
THE STATES? >> Daniel: I WAS GOING TO SAY
SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT I THINK ULTIMATELY IT'S PROBABLY MY GOOD
LOOKS. >> [CHEERING]
>> Stephen: I MEAN, THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.
THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS TOO. >> Daniel: THE "DRIVE TO
SURVIVE" SERIES ON NETFLIX HAS KIND OF BLOWN UP.
THAT HAS PUT IT ON THE MAP WORLDWIDE.
>> Stephen: WHAT SEASON IS IT IN?
>> Daniel: THEY ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO SEASON 5 WHICH IS PRETTY
WILD. I THINK THERE'S PART OF THE
WORLD WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BIG.
EUROPE, FORMULA 1 HAS ALWAYS EXISTED FOR MANY, MANY YEARS AND
THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN A CORE FOLLOWING THEIR BUT IT MANY, NER
REALLY, LET'S SAY IT I KNEW IN THE STATES IT WAS INEVITABLE TO
BLOW UP HERE BECAUSE YOU DO SPORTS SO WELL.
I WOULD SAY IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME BUT I FEEL LIKE IT
TO SVIVE" SHOW.OUGH THIS "DRIVE >> Stephen: WHY IS IT SO BIG
IN EUROPE? WHY WAS IT SO BIG THERE FIRST?
>> Daniel: IT IS THE HEART OF MOTORSPORT AND FORMULA 1.
A LOT OF THE TEAMS ARE BASED THERE.
EVEN ME COMING FROM AUSTRALIA. >> [CHEERING]
>> Daniel: THAT'S WHERE I KNEW I KNEW TO BE.
I NEEDED TO BE THERE. THAT'S WHERE A LOT OF THE TEAMS,
THE SPONSORS ARE AND ULTIMATELY THE INDUSTRY.
THERE IS PROBABLY SOME HISTORY BEHIND THAT.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE THE FANS LIKE IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE
WORLD? CAN YOU HEAR A CROWD OR LOOK AT
CROWD AND SAY I KNOW WHERE I AM IN THE WORLD BASED ON THE CROWD.
>> Daniel: AUSTRALIANS AND AMERICANS ARE VERY SIMILAR.
VERY ROWDY, FUN. LET'S HANG FOR A BEER LATER.
BUT THEN YOU HAVE, I THINK THE REAL FUN ONE IS JAPAN.
YOU HAVE COMPLETE, BOTH SIDES WHERE THEY ARE THE MOST INTENSE
AND KNOWLEDGEABLE. TO A POINT WHERE THEY ARE CLOSE
TO BEING STALKERS. THEY ARE ALSO SO RESPECTFUL AND
POLITE. THAT IS, LIKE, REALLY
INTERESTING ONE AS WELL. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE BEST
CIRCUIT? I HAVE A DEAR FRIEND, KATIE
DANCY, IN THE AUDIENCE, FRIEND OF MINE, SHE'S BECOME OBSESSED.
SHE IS HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE.
SHE ASKED ME TO PASS ALONG THIS QUESTION.
BEST CIRCUIT TO BE A FAN VERSUS BEST CIRCUIT TO BE A DRIVER.
>> Daniel: FOR A FAN, AND I KNOW, I AM IN AMERICA BUT ITS
TRUTH. I LOVE AUSTIN.
IT'S REALLY FUN. >> Stephen: GOOD BARBECUE TOO.
>> Daniel: THE BARBECUE, THE MUSIC.
IT'S ITS OWN KIND OF ATMOSPHERE AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY
SPECIAL. IT'S NOT THE ONLY ONE BUT THAT'S
CERTAINLY ONE THAT I LOVE GOING TO.
I'LL PROBABLY CONTINUE TO GO TO JUST AS A FAN IN THE FUTURE.
FOR A DRIVING EXPERIENCE, I THINK MONACO, THAT IS OUR CROWN
JEWEL. >> Stephen: I HEARD A RUMOR
THEY WERE GOING TO ELIMINATE MONACO.
DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO CONTINUE?
>> Daniel: I THINK SO. >> Stephen: IT'S CLASSIC.
>> Daniel: YEAH, IT'S A STAPLE.
TO WIN THAT, IT IS SO PRESTIGIOUS.
IT IS GLAMOROUS. IT'S KIND OF WHAT YOU WOULD, I
WOULD SAY WHEN YOU THINK OF F1, YOU THINK OF THE MONACO
GRAND PRIX. THE CELEBRITIES, THE RACE.
IT'S EVERYTHING. THAT WILL STAY.
>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE ATHLETICISM OF BEING A
FORMULA 1 RACE. PEOPLE DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK
OF THE ATHLETICISM REQUIRED TO DO IT.
WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DO YOU NEED TO DO?
WHAT ARE THE MUSCLES YOU'RE WORKING ON TO WORK THE PADDLES?
>> Daniel: [LAUGHS] I USED TO GET ANGRY ABOUT, LIKE
ALL YOU DO IS WORK THE PADDLES. NO.
IT'S ONE OF THE VERY FEW SPORTS THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, I DON'T GET IT, YOU HAVE TO BE FIT.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST SIT AND DRIVE.
I WOULD SNAP BACK AND SAY NO, NO, IT'S A REAL SPORT.
WE HAVE TO BE ATHLETES. NO ONE ACTUALLY CAN SAY, IF YOU
WANT TO DRIVE A F1 CAR, YOU CAN'T.
THERE'S 20 OF US TO DO IT IN THE WORLD.
IT'S NOT VERY ACCESSIBLE. 20 DRIVERS ON THE GRID WHICH IS
WILD AND ITSELF I FEEL. IT'S MAINLY THE G FORCES.
THAT'S THE BIG ONE. >> Stephen: HOW MANY Gs ON A
TIGHT TURN? >> Daniel: DEFINITELY OVER 5.
I WOULD SAY MOST CORNERS, MOST CIRCUITS HAVE CORNERS WHERE WE
REACH FIVE OR MORE Gs. >> Stephen: AND HOW MANY TIMES
ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> Daniel: AN AVERAGE RACE
60 LAPS. IT'S ABOUT 90 MINUTES LONG.
IT'S 12, 15 CORNERS. EVERY LAP.
WHO IS GOOD AT MATH? I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A LOT. >> Stephen: A BUNCH.
>> Daniel: YOU NEED THE STRENGTH TO HOLD ON.
OUR NECK MUSCLE IS THE BIGGEST ONE THAT NEEDS TO SUSTAIN THOSE
FORCES. THE NECK IS A WEIRD MUSCLE TO
TRAIN BUT ALSO WHEN IT FATIGUES, I DON'T KNOW, IN THE GYM I FEEL
LIKE YOU CAN ALWAYS SQUEEZE OUT ONE MORE REP.
WITH THE NECK, IT'S LIKE A SWITCH.
WHEN IT GOES, IT GOES. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
DRIVING AND SUDDENLY JUST GO RAG DOLL?
>> Daniel: YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THAT LIKE?
>> Daniel: NOTHING PREPARES YOU FOR F1 SO YOU HAVE TO KIND
OF LEARNING THE HARD WAY. IT'S JUST PAIN.
IT'S MISERY. >> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP
DRIVING. >> Daniel: YOU CAN'T DO IT
VERY WELL BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS GOING EVERYWHERE.
YOU LOSE YOUR LINE OF SIGHT. THE FEW TIMES THAT YOU WANT TO
MECHANICAL FAILURE. YOU JUST WANTED TO BE OVER.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ADRENALINE JUNKIE?
>> Daniel: YEAH. >> Stephen: DO YOU DO OTHER
DANGEROUS THINGS? DO YOU JUGGLE CHAINSAWS?
HEAVY BUNGEE JUMP? >> Daniel: I AM NOT A PSYCHO.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BUNGEE JUMPED?
>> Daniel: I HAVEN'T BUNGEE JUMPED.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT THAT AT YOU.
32 FEET PER SECOND PER SECOND. >> Daniel: I SKYDIVE DOWN THAT
WAS ALREADY ABOVE AND BEYOND. I'M KIND OF SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
>> Stephen: VERY SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
I WOULD NEVER SKYDIVE. I KNOW THAT I AM TIED TO THE
BRIDGE. >> Daniel: BUNGEE SEEMS MORE
SCARY? >> Stephen: BECAUSE THE IMPACT
WOULD BE QUICKER? >> Daniel: IT SEEMS MORE REAL.
YOU ARE STARING AT THE GROUND. WHERE DID YOU DO IT?
>> Stephen: IN NEW ZEALAND. >> Daniel: WOULD YOU RECOMMEND
A QUESTION MARK >> Stephen: NO.
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE. "DRIVE TO SURVIVE"
SEASON 5 PREMIERING ON NETFLIX. DANIEL RICCIARDO, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: THAT SITS FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND FOR JAMES. GOOD NIGHT.
♪ ♪