1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:04,404 >> THE LATEST ECONOMIC NUMBERS SHOW THAT INFLATION IS SLOWING 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:07,841 DOWN SLIGHTLY, BUT EGG PRICES ARE STILL SKY-HIGH. 3 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:11,311 >> COLOSSAL BIOSCIENCES, WHICH JUST ANNOUNCED A $150 MILLION 4 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:14,514 FUNDING ROUND, THE DALLAS-BASED START-UP IS TRYING TO BRING BACK 5 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,050 PERHAPS THE MOST FAMOUSLY EXTINCT ANIMAL OF THEM ALL, 6 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,552 THE DODO. >> OUR GOAL WITH THIS IS TO 7 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,822 BRING BACK THESE KIND OF ICONIC KEYSTONE SPECIES LIKE THE WOOLLY 8 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:27,193 MAMMOTH AND THEN THE ICONIC DODO. 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,263 >> THE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST IS BACK AT DENNY'S. 10 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,333 GET PANCAKES, BACON STRIPS, SAUSAGE LINKS, AND OUR NEWLY 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,504 ACQUIRED GIANT EGGS, ALL FOR $5.99. 12 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:41,674 BUTTERY, CRISPY, LARGE, NO MORE QUESTIONS. 13 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:44,577 ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT FAMILIES HAVE BEEN ENJOYING 14 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:46,279 THESE EGGS SINCE THE PLEISTOCENE. 15 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,314 ONE BITE AND YOU'LL SAY, "EGG GOOD. 16 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,384 GO IN MOUTH." DO OUR EGGS COME FROM A CHICKEN? 17 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:55,822 LET'S JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,291 GOES INTO OUR SAUSAGES. DENNY'S. 19 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,594 THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER IT TASTES. 20 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,764 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 21 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:10,670 TONIGHT... SHADOW OF A DOUBT. 22 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,206 AND VALENTINE'S DAY FIRST DRAFTS. 23 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:20,914 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES... CONNIE BRITTON AND DANIEL 24 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:25,552 RICCIARDO. FEATURING LOUIS CATO 25 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:31,658 AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE 26 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:33,393 FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, 27 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:44,771 IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. >> Stephen: COME ON. 28 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:53,880 COME ON. HELLO. 29 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,883 NICE TO SEE YOU. HAPPY THURSDAY. 30 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,321 HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. 31 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:05,158 THAT'S RIGHT. THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 32 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:08,228 WELCOME, ONE. WELCOME, ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW." 33 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:15,969 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL ALL Y'ALL, 34 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:21,508 IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL TRADITION WHERE 35 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,309 A BIG CHUBBY RAT TELLS YOU IF YOU SHOULD STOP BY BURLINGTON 36 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:26,846 COAT FACTORY. THIS MORNING, 37 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,014 THE WORLD'S EYES TURNED TO GOBBLER'S KNOB -- 38 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:34,521 CAN I SAY GOBBLER'S KNOB ON CBS? 39 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,957 WE'LL FIND OUT. GOBBLER'S KNOB, PENNSYLVANIA, 40 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:42,195 AND WE LEARNED OUR FATE. PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL HAS PREDICTED 41 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:47,300 SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. WHAT? 42 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,669 I WAS GONNA WEAR CAPRI PANTS TOMORROW! 43 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,805 I'M NOT TAKIN' THAT. I WANT A SECOND OPINION. 44 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:55,808 DO WE REALLY HAVE SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER AHEAD? 45 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,610 TELL US, PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL COLLINS! 46 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:05,118 >> ♪ I CAN FEEL IT ♪ COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT... 47 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:11,758 ♪ OH ♪ >> Stephen: THE SCIENCE IS IN. 48 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,192 BUT I DON'T BLAME OUR ENDLESS WINTER ON PUNXATAWNEY PHIL 49 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,930 ALONE. I ALSO BLAME HIS OLD-TYME 50 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:21,401 RETINUE OF TOP-HATTED HANDLER DANDIES. 51 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:22,769 FIRST, I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING. 52 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:25,371 WHY THE TOP HATS? WELL, THAT'S JUST AN EASY WAY 53 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:30,176 TO JAZZ UP A CASUAL LOOK. I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH INTO 54 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:34,013 THOSE FELLOWS AND IT TURNS OUT THEY ARE PHIL'S INNER CIRCLE, 55 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,151 THE LOCAL GROUP THAT TAKES CARE OF PHIL PLANS EACH BIG CEREMONY 56 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:42,155 AND ADMINISTERS PHIL'S MEDS. DID I READ THAT RIGHT? 57 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:44,724 HIS MEDS? PHIL HAS MEDS? 58 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,893 I DIDN'T REALIZE PHIL WAS DIAGNOSED WITH GENERALIZED 59 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,328 ANXIETY. NOT SURPRISED. 60 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,662 A LOT OF PRESSURE THIS TIME OF YEAR. 61 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,364 PHIL, TRY HALF A GUMMY AT BEDTIME. 62 00:03:51,431 --> 00:04:01,107 AND REMEMBER, IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY. 63 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,376 IN ADDITION TO ALL THE DICKENSIAN COSTUMES, THE MEMBERS 64 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,745 ALL HAVE INDIVIDUAL NICKNAMES. YOU'VE GOT THE MAIN MAN, 65 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,848 PRESIDENT TOM DUNKEL, AKA, "SHINGLE SHAKER", 66 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,753 TREASURER JEFF GRUBE, KNOWN AS "SKY PAINTER", 67 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,323 THE LICKABLE DAVE GIGLIOTTI, "THUNDER CONDUCTOR," 68 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,693 AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: BAD BOY BUTCH PHILLIBER, 69 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:26,366 KNOWN AS "ICE MAN," ICE MAN. 70 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:31,671 GOTTA SAY, HE'S KIND OF LET HIMSELF GO SINCE "TOP GUN." 71 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:35,375 KIND OF A SAUSAGE FEST, RIGHT? WRONG! 72 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:39,412 BECAUSE THERE'S ALSO ONE WOMAN, MARCY GALANDO, NICKNAME: 73 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:45,985 EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR. WHAT? 74 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,087 THAT'S NOT FAIR. THE WAS WOMAN DOESN'T GET A COOL 75 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:51,691 OUTFIT OR NICKNAME? MARCY, THAT CHANGES TODAY. 76 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:56,829 YOU WILL HERETOFORE BE KNOWN AS "THE DENIM DEMON." 77 00:04:56,896 --> 00:05:03,536 THE TOP HAT. IT'S NOT FAIR. 78 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,839 THE TOP HAT IS IN THE MAIL. THE INNER CIRCLE AND THEIR 79 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:11,144 PSYCHIC PSYCHOTIC DIRT HOG HAVE BEEN CRANKING OUT PREDICTIONS 80 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,779 FOR OVER A CENTURY. BUT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST THEM, 81 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,280 BECAUSE SINCE MAKING HIS FIRST PREDICTION IN 1887, 82 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,483 PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL HAS BEEN RIGHT ONLY 39% OF THE TIME. 83 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:23,089 39% IS PRETTY BAD. IN FACT, I BET I CAN BEAT IT 84 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,391 EVERY TIME WITH MY OWN PREDICTION, PAL. 85 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:31,197 PUNXSUTAWNEY QUARTER! OKAY, QUARTY, 86 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:37,737 OH [BLEEP]. de BLASIO. 87 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:42,742 REMEMBER, de BLASIO DROPPED THE DAMN HOG AND KILLED IT. 88 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,746 DON'T FAIL ME NOW! THE PROGNOSTICATOR OF 89 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,381 PROGNOSTICATORS, CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF GEORGE WASHINGTON, 90 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:51,584 SAYS... SIX MORE WEEKS OF TAILS! 91 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:59,258 OF COURSE, PUNXATAWNEY PHIL ISN'T THE ONLY SCIENCE MARMOT 92 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,360 OUT THERE. WE'VE ALSO GOT ONE RIGHT HERE 93 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:05,064 IN NEW YORK CITY. STATEN ISLAND CHUCK 94 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:08,201 YEAH, TRUE DEAL. AT THE STATEN ISLAND ZOO. 95 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,003 YES, THE STATEN ISLAND ZOO, WHERE CHUCK IS THE SECOND MOST 96 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:19,178 POPULAR RESIDENT AFTER "MEATBALL WITH A CIGARETTE." 97 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:22,982 DADDY, CAN WE SEE THE MEATBALL? TODAY CHUCK HAD HIS OWN 98 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,253 SHADOW-VIEWING EVENT, AND HE CLAPPED BACK AT PHIL 99 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,190 BY PREDICTING AN EARLY SPRING! OKAY? 100 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:36,429 THERE YOU GO. SO, NEW YORK, SAY GOODBYE TO 101 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:43,669 WINTER AND SAY HELLO TO SMELLING URINE AGAIN. 102 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,371 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SPRING. 103 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:49,408 THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S SPRING. I'M TAKING CHUCK'S WORD OVER ANY 104 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,345 OTHER TRISTATE AREA RODENT. BECAUSE THEY ANNOUNCED 105 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:53,679 CHUCK'S FORECAST WITH CUTTING-EDGE TECHNICAL 106 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:58,985 PRECISION. >> COME ON OUT. 107 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,787 >> NO SHADOW! >> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? 108 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:02,455 DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? >> SHADOW OR NO SHADOW? 109 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:03,856 >> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? I DON'T SEE A SHADOW. 110 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:08,227 >> I DON'T SEE A SHADOW. >> DO YOU SEE A SHADOW? 111 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:09,862 >> DO WE HAVE A RULING? >> WHO MAKES THAT CALL? 112 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:16,769 WHO MAKES THAT CALL? >> Stephen: THAT SEEMS 113 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,238 UNCERTAIN, BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW THEY DO ALL THE METEOROLOGY 114 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:24,010 ON STATEN ISLAND. "HEY, EVERYBODY. 115 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:27,947 I'M PAULIE GABAGOOL WITH TODAY'S WEATHER. 116 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,015 YOU MAY WANT PACK AN UMBRELLA. OR NOT. 117 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:31,083 WHO MAKES THE CALL? ME? 118 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:35,555 DO I LOOK LIKE A [BLEEP] CLOUD TO YOU? 119 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:40,426 DO I LOOK LIKE A [BLEEP] CLOUD TO YOU? 120 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,729 TELL YOU WHAT. MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK WITH YOUR 121 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:50,803 MOTHER! JAGER BOMBS!" 122 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,705 NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'RE SAYING, 123 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,341 "STEVE, THAT'S GOTTA BE THE END OF YOU 124 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,377 TALKING ABOUT GROUNDHOGS FOR THE NEXT YEAR. 125 00:07:58,444 --> 00:07:59,946 AREN'T THERE ANY OTHER BIG STORIES TO COVER?" 126 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,380 TO WHICH I SAY, YES. THERE'S INTERNATIONAL GROUNDHOG 127 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:05,151 NEWS. IT'S A DARK STORY, 128 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,019 I'LL WARN YOU. AND LIKE ALL THE DARKEST OF 129 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:11,057 STORIES, IT COMES FROM CANADA. TURNS OUT QUEBEC HAS ITS OWN 130 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:15,795 GROUNDHOG, THE FAMOUS... FRED LA MARMOTTE. 131 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,431 IT'S TRUE. WHICH, OF COURSE, IS FRENCH 132 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:22,568 FOR "SOUP DU JOUR." EARLY THIS MORNING, TRAGEDY 133 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:26,572 STRUCK WHEN FRED PASSED AWAY ON GROUNDHOG DAY. 134 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,174 TURNS OUT HE DID SEE A SHADOW, BUT IT WAS JUST THE ICY HAND 135 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:36,582 OF DEATH. YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT FRED 136 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:40,319 UNTIL I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM FIVE SECONDS AGO. 137 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:45,658 OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS A TRAGIC DEVELOPMENT. 138 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,627 BUT FRED'S HANDLERS ASSURE US THERE WAS NO FOUL PLAY, 139 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,830 HE WAS A LEAST 14-YEARS-OLD. THAT'S PRETTY OLD 140 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:54,433 FOR A GROUNDHOG. SO HE PASSED AWAY 141 00:08:54,500 --> 00:09:01,841 OF OLD AGE. OR WAS IT MURDER? 142 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:09,749 THERE YOU GO. HE'S BACK, BABY. 143 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:15,421 PROBABLY OLD AGE. CANADIAN GROUNDHOG AUTHORITIES 144 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,689 WERE FORCED TO SCRAMBLE, AND THEY FOUND THE 145 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:21,894 PERFECT SUBSTITUTE. A KID IN A GROUNDHOG COSTUME. 146 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,163 UNFORTUNATELY THE CHILD DID NOT READ THE ROOM AND PREDICTED 147 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:29,568 WINTER WILL CONTINUE. BOO! 148 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:36,242 CANADIAN CHILD FORCED TO BE A RODENT FOR OUR AMUSEMENT! 149 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:41,681 BOO! BOO, I SAY! 150 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,115 I'M SORRY. I HAVE SEASONAL AFFECTIVE 151 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:47,687 DISORDER. LET'S SEND THE KID A HAT TOO. 152 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,389 THE WORLD'S GROUNDHOGS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO AGREE ON THE FUTURE, 153 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,124 BUT WE DO KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE. 154 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:56,963 BEYONCE HAS ANNOUNCED HER RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR! 155 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,432 YES. IT'S TRUE. 156 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,834 WORLD TOUR. THE WHOLE WORLD. 157 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:06,739 THAT INCLUDES THIS THEATER! IT'S IN THE WORLD! 158 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,142 SO I DOUBT I'LL GET IN TROUBLE IF I ANNOUNCE... 159 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,644 BEYONCE IS COMING TO "THE LATE SHOW!" 160 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:19,618 ONE ASSUMES. SAFE ASSUMPTION. 161 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:22,088 THE TOUR IS MASSIVE. A 41-SHOW GLOBAL TREK THAT WILL 162 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:25,858 LAUNCH IN STOCKHOLM ON MAY 10. SWEDEN IS SO HYPED TO BE THE 163 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,827 FIRST DATE ON THE TOUR. IN FACT, WE'VE GOT A STATEMENT 164 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:32,865 FROM THEIR AMBASSADOR. >> ♪ WE WOKE UP IN THE KITCHEN 165 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,801 ♪ SAYING HOW THE HELL ♪ DID THIS HAPPEN 166 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:39,805 OH, BABY ♪ >> Stephen: HE'S GOT PIPES. 167 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,107 ONE PLACE BEYONCE MAY OR MAY NOT BE APPEARING 168 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:45,277 IS WASHINGTON, WHERE THERE HAVE BEEN SOME BIG CHANGES IN THE 169 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,047 HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, LED BY NEW REPUBLICAN SPEAKER 170 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:53,152 KEVIN McCARTHY. >> [BOOS] 171 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:59,392 >> SEEN HERE PLAYING WITH A KITTEN. 172 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:09,068 BOO! JUST TAKE A RECENT SPEECH ON THE 173 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,004 FLOOR OF THE HOUSE GIVEN BY COLORADO CONGRESSWOMAN 174 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:19,812 LAUREN BOEBERT. THIS WEEK, SOMEONE SUGGESTED ANY 175 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,482 KIND OF LIMIT ON SOME KIND OF GUN, AND BOEBERT RESPONDED 176 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:24,884 THUSLY. >> ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, 177 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,953 AND FIREARMS. IN WESTERN COLORADO, 178 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:32,758 WE CALL THAT A FUN WEEKEND. >> Stephen: DON'T GET SO FULL OF 179 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,895 YOURSELF, WESTERN COLORADO. IN FLORIDA, THEY CALL THAT 180 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:45,337 THE FOOD PYRAMID. WESTERN COLORADO. 181 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:49,508 WESTERN COLORADO. YOU MEAN EASTERN UTAH? 182 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:54,013 SPEAKING OF FOOD SMELLS. THERE'S A STORY OF NEW MEXICO, 183 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,448 WHERE THEY'RE CONSIDERING MAKING THE ROASTED CHILE 184 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,551 ITS OFFICIAL STATE AROMA. THAT'S FUNNY. 185 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:02,988 I ASSUMED THE OFFICIAL NEW MEXICO AROMA WAS "ABANDONED RV 186 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:07,126 THAT A BOBCAT IS LIVING IN." THE IDEA FOR AN OFFICIAL STATE 187 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,963 AROMA CAME AFTER A STATE SENATOR VISITED WITH FIFTH GRADE 188 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,399 STUDENTS AND SPARKED A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SAVORY 189 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,669 HOT PEPPERS AND THE POTENTIAL FOR NEW MEXICO TO BECOME 190 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,371 THE FIRST STATE IN THE NATION TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL STATE AROMA. 191 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,641 LITTLE KNOWN FACT? ALL OF NEW MEXICO'S STATE 192 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,945 SYMBOLS ARE PICKED BY FIFTH GRADERS. 193 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,914 EXPLAINS WHY THEY ALSO HAVE A STATE DORK: KEVIN. 194 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,984 STATE DINNER: FUN DIP. AND OF COURSE, THEIR STATE WORD, 195 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,955 "BOOBS." BUT OTHER STATES CANNOT LET 196 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:41,160 NEW MEXICO BE THE ONLY STATE WITH AN OFFICIAL AROMA. 197 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,130 SO HERE AT THE "LATE SHOW" HAVE SUGGESTIONS OF OFFICIAL 198 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:44,964 STATE SMELLS IN THE ORDER OF NOTHING. 199 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:50,169 WISCONSIN: AARON RODGERS' BEARD. 200 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,471 PENNSYLVANIA: SOCK FULL OF COINS. 201 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,541 ARIZONA: ICED TEA. MAINE: SEWER CLOWN. 202 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:03,516 KANSAS: CORN. IOWA: CORN. 203 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:07,119 INDIANA: CORN. NORTH DAKOTA: DUST. 204 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:11,223 SOUTH DAKOTA: SOUTH DUST. OREGON: WET HIPPIE. 205 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,326 AND NEW YORK: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE 206 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:22,034 IN THE WORLD! WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW 207 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,270 FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE CONNIE BRITTON 208 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,938 AND FORMULA 1 DRIVER DANIEL RICCIARDO. 209 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:30,276 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, FIRST DRAFTS OF VALENTINE'S DAY 210 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:45,224 CARDS WITH MY VALENTINE, EVIE. ♪ ♪ 211 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,693 CARDS WITH MY VALENTINE, EVIE. ♪ ♪ 212 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:52,398 >> Announcer: "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT" SPONSORED 213 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:56,402 BY OUR ULTIMATE ALWAYS ULTRATHIN'S WITH TRIPLE 214 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,703 PROTECTION. 215 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,288 >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY. 216 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:20,559 LOUIS KATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. 217 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:27,566 LET'S SEE, TONIGHT, LOUIS. TONIGHT WE HAVE THE LOVELY, THE 218 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:33,505 TALENTED CONNIE BRITTON IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE. 219 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:38,644 AND DANIEL RICCIARDO, F1, FORMULA 1. 220 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:43,349 LISTEN TO THAT. I SWEAR TO GOD FIVE YEARS AGO 221 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:48,821 YOU WOULD NOT NEVADA AMERICAN CROWD SCREAMING FOR F1 RACING. 222 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:52,591 FOLKS, IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY. 223 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,860 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME TO DUMP YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE IN 224 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,897 YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DRIVEWAY. VALENTINE'S DAY ALSO MEANS 225 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:02,701 VALENTINE'S CARDS. BUT NOT EVERY CARD GETS IT RIGHT 226 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,370 ON THE FIRST TRY, SO WE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THOSE 227 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:14,013 EARLY ATTEMPTS IN OUR SEGMENT: "FIRST DRAFTS." 228 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:19,985 >> STUPID! >> Stephen: OF COURSE, 229 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,254 LONG TIME VIEWERWS KNOW VALENTINE'S ISN'T COMPLETE 230 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,722 WITHOUT MY FAVORITE AND FOREVER VALENTINE, 231 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:31,797 MY WONDERFUL WIFE, EVIE! HELLO, DARLING. 232 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:39,238 YOU LOOK LOVELY. HEY. 233 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:45,577 SIT DOWN. THERE YOU GO. 234 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:50,416 HAPPY EARLY VALENTINES. WE HAVE A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE RIGHT 235 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,352 HERE. THESE ARE, THESE ARE, WHAT ARE 236 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:59,358 THESE CALLED, WHAT? >> MACARONS. 237 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,761 >> Stephen: FROM PARIS. >> DID YOU FLY THERE? 238 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,064 >> Stephen: I DID, THIS MORNING. 239 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,567 IT'S THERE FOR YOU IF YOUR SUGAR LEVELS ARE LOW. 240 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:16,241 DARLING, SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. >> LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 241 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,512 >> Stephen: I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE 2:00. 242 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,781 DARLING, YOU KNOW HOW THIS RULES RIGHT HERE, LET ME EXPLAIN TO 243 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,951 THE PEOPLE WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO. 244 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,487 IN FIRST DRAFTS, WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU HAND ME THE FIRST CARD, IF 245 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,690 YOU DON'T MIND IF I WILL SHOW IT TO THE PEOPLE. 246 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,426 A LOVELY VALENTINE'S CARD, THE KIND YOU MIGHT BUY IN A STORE 247 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,062 BUT THEN YOU'LL SHOW ME THE FIRST DRAFT, THE ONE NOT GOOD 248 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,699 ENOUGH TO BE SOLD BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING SUBSTANDARD ABOUT 249 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:44,303 THE MESSAGE INSIDE. HAVE I EXPLAINED THE PREMISE THE 250 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,571 PREMISE EFFICIENTLY? >> Evie: YES. 251 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:50,109 >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY DARLING, MAY HAVE THE FIRST 252 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,078 CARD? THIS ONE IS CLASSIC. 253 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:56,515 "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, 254 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,651 SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO ARE YOU." BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, 255 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:03,956 "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. 256 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,023 OH, DAMN! OUR GENDER REVEAL STARTED 257 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,694 A WILDFIRE! RUN!" 258 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,763 >> Evie: THAT'S TRUE. THAT HAPPENS. 259 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:14,233 >> Stephen: WE HAD OUR CHILDREN BEFORE GENDER REVEAL 260 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,436 WAS A THING. >> Evie: WE DIDN'T FIND OUT. 261 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,972 >> Stephen: WE DID NOT. >> Evie: THE GENDER REVEAL 262 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,608 HAPPENED WHEN THEY WERE BORN. >> Stephen: THEY CAME OUT AND 263 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:26,178 YOU WENT, OH, THERE YOU GO. THERE IT IS, EXACTLY. 264 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,082 REMEMBER WHEN OUR FIRST SON WAS BORN, THE NURSE WENT, CAN 265 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:36,054 ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS IS? WHEN TOM HANKS WAS ON RECENTLY, 266 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:44,329 HE CLUED ME TO THE IDEA OF DIET COLA IN YOUR CHAMPAGNE AND HE 267 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,833 CALLS IT DIET COCAINE. >> Evie: I AM READY. 268 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,368 HAVE YOU TRIED IT? >> Stephen: I TRIED IT WITH 269 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:55,174 TOM THAT NIGHT. >> Evie: THANK GOD, JANUARY. 270 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,477 WE DID DRY JANUARY. >> Stephen: WE DID DAMP 271 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,114 JANUARY. WE WERE NOT DRY. 272 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,850 EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHAT DAMP JANUARY IS. 273 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,253 >> Evie: WE DRINK ON THE WEEKEND BUT NOT EVERY WEEKEND. 274 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,658 >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T. >> Evie: GOOD RIDDANCE, 275 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:16,562 JANUARY. >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BAD, 276 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,565 RIGHT? >> Evie: IT'S A LITTLE ODD. 277 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:24,670 >> Stephen: NEXT CARD. THIS ONE'S CUTE. 278 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:32,211 "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I LOVE YOU BEAR-Y MUCH!" 279 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:37,282 BEAUTIFUL. BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, 280 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,952 "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! DID YOU KNOW KOALA BEARS 281 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,019 HAVE FORKED PENISES? NOT SO CUDDLY NOW, 282 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:46,391 ARE THEY?" THAT'S TRUE. 283 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,927 IT'S TRUE. HAVE A FORK AT THE END. 284 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,596 >> Evie: SCIENCE FACT. >> Stephen: YOU LEARN 285 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,764 SOMETHING EVERY DAY ON "FIRST DRAFTS." 286 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,735 SOMEBODY ASKED ME BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED, YOUNG LADY RIGHT 287 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,639 OVER THERE ASKED ME ABOUT THE DAY WE GOT ENGAGED, THE DAY I 288 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,176 ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME AND I TOLD THEM THE STORY. 289 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,045 DO YOU REMEMBER THE STORY? LET'S SEE IF YOU REMEMBER IT 290 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,047 LIKE I DO. IT'S VERY NEWLYWED'S GAME. 291 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:12,351 FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN MARRIED 29 YEARS. 292 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,487 THE NEWLYWEDS GAME GETS HARDER AFTER 29 YEARS. 293 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,257 WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER? TAKE IT FROM US GOING TO 294 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,627 CHARLESTON. >> Evie: NO. 295 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,129 >> Stephen: THE FACT THAT YOU WERE MAD AT ME THAT I DIDN'T 296 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,199 CALL YOU FOR 24 HOURS WHEN WE GOT TO CHARLESTON. 297 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,502 >> Evie: I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU. >> Stephen: THAT'S RECENT. 298 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:36,208 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 299 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,543 >> Evie: HERE'S WHAT I REMEMBER. 300 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,979 HERE'S WHAT I REMEMBER. WE WENT FOR A LOVELY WALK AND WE 301 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,549 WERE IN THE BATTERY IN CHARLESTON AND THE GAZEBO AND 302 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:47,953 YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD MARRY YOU AND I SAID, AND THIS SAYS A 303 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:54,393 LOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT YOU. I SAID, ARE YOU SURE? 304 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,962 HOW STUPID IS THAT? >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SAY IT 305 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:03,168 LIKE THAT. YOU SAID "ARE YOU SURE." 306 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,304 YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE YOU WERE MAD AT ME IN THE CAR FOR 307 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,707 LOOKING LIKE I WAS SICK. >> Evie: I DON'T REMEMBER 308 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:09,975 THAT. >> Stephen: WE WERE DRIVING 309 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,211 AROUND AND I WAS SO NERVOUS TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME THAT MY FACE 310 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,648 WAS BEET RED AND YOU TURNED TO ME AND YOU ARE DRIVING RELY, 311 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:22,321 DON'T GET SICK AT CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU GETTING SICK? 312 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,255 >> Evie: THAT IS SO MEAN OF ME. 313 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,824 I AM SORRY. >> Stephen: I HAVE SET IT FOR 314 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,626 YEARS. YOU ARE AN AWFUL, AWFUL MEAN 315 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,628 PERSON. I WAS SO NERVOUS. 316 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,898 NO, I FEEL FINE. I SAID, COULD YOU PULL OVER HERE 317 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,701 BY THE PARK? YOU ARE LIKE, NOW YOU ARE SICK 318 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:40,038 AND WE HAVE TO STOP BY THE PARK? LET'S GO FOR A WALK. 319 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,941 OH, MY GOD. >> Evie: [LAUGHS] 320 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,577 I THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE. >> Stephen: IT IS TRUE. 321 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:50,949 YOU HAVE REWRITTEN THIS IN YOUR HEAD. 322 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:56,989 THIS ONE SAYS THERE'S ONLY ONE QUESTION THIS VALENTINE'S DAY, 323 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,058 WILL YOU BE MINE? THE FIRST DRAFT SAID 324 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,560 "THRE'S ONLY QUESTION THIS VALENTINE'S DAY. 325 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:05,998 ARE THE POTS DONE SOAKING, ALAN? IT'S BEEN A WEEK." 326 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:12,371 THAT'S TRUE. CAN I SEE THAT? 327 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,606 >> Evie: IT'S THE LAST ONE. >> Stephen: DARLING, 328 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:17,442 THANK YOU. THIS ONE IS FUN. 329 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,443 IT SAYS, "YOU'RE HOT STUFF! 330 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:23,081 I WANT YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE." VERY TRUE. 331 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:26,251 YOU ARE HOT STUFF. >> Evie: DO YOU LIKE MY PANTS? 332 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,320 >> Stephen: ARE THEY LEATHER? >> Evie: KIND OF. 333 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:31,757 THEY ARE VEGAN LEATHER. >> Stephen: SO THEY ARE NOT 334 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:39,431 LEATHER. >> Evie: THEY ARE FANCY. 335 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:48,106 >> Evie: OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 336 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,108 >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO BE 337 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,712 STROKING YOUR LEG ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 338 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,380 BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID: "YOU'RE HOT STUFF! 339 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,082 ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DRESS UP LIKE THE CHOLULA LADY?" 340 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,751 NOW, YOU MAY BE SAYING, "I WISH MY SPOUSE COULD GIVE ME 341 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:07,225 FAILED GREETING CARDS." WELL, GUESS WHAT, FOLKS. 342 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,327 NOW THEY CAN. BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN ORDER YOUR 343 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:16,968 VERY OWN SET OF FIRST DRAFTS. EACH BOX COMES WITH PAIRS 344 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,937 OF CARDS FOR SIX DIFFERENT HOLIDAYS. 345 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,339 ONE CARD THAT IS NORMAL LIKE YOU'D FIND IN A STORE, FOLLOWED 346 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,575 BY A NOT-SO-GREAT FIRST DRAFT. EVIE NOT INCLUDED. 347 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,611 TO GET YOURS, GO TO 348 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:31,483 ColbertLateShow.com/FirstDrafts OR SCAN THIS QR CODE. 349 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,951 ALL LATE SHOW PROCEEDS WILL GO DIRECTLY TO 350 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,153 WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 351 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:41,226 WITH CONNIE BRITTON. EVIE, EVERYBODY. 352 00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:58,744 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 353 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,746 THANK YOU. WELL DONE. 354 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,914 NICE. YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT 355 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,182 FROM "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," "NASHVILLE," 356 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,819 AND "THE WHITE LOTUS." SHE NOW STARS IN 357 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,656 "DEAR EDWARD." >> CHRISTOPHER IS UP-AND-COMING 358 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:15,127 IN THEATER. WORKING IN -- 359 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:21,166 >> SET DESIGN. >> SET DESIGN. 360 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,103 WE ALWAYS START WITH THE CAVIAR AND THE FOIE GRAS. 361 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,073 I AM SALIVATING. ARE YOU SALIVATING? 362 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:38,250 >> AND A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL. THANK YOU. 363 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:42,087 SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD, I LOVE HIM. 364 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,089 YOU COULD DATE HIM. I DON'T KNOW. 365 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:47,726 DO YOU THINK HE IS GAY? OR YOUR GAY. 366 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:52,097 I DON'T KNOW. YOU CAN BE GAY, STRAIGHT, 367 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,533 WHATEVER. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 368 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,703 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, CONNIE 369 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:04,876 BRITTON. ♪ ♪ 370 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:19,825 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 371 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:20,559 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 372 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,695 >> Connie: WOW. OH, MY GOD. 373 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:27,265 YOU TOLD THEM? THEY GAVE ME A STANDING OVATION. 374 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,868 I'M GOING TO CRY. >> Stephen: THAT WAS 375 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,503 COMPLETELY ORGANIC. >> Connie: YOU TOLD THEM TO DO 376 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:33,438 THAT. >> Stephen: I DID NOT. 377 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,507 >> Connie: DO THEY THINK I'M SOMEONE ELSE? 378 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,442 >> Stephen: THEY THINK YOU ARE YOU. 379 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,944 THE AUDIENCE'S FREE RANGE. I DON'T TELL THEM WHAT TO DO. 380 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,513 LOVELY TO SEE YOU BACK IN NEW YORK. 381 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:47,485 I FOUND OUT YOU GREW UP IN VIRGINIA. 382 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:51,389 DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME COMING HERE TO THE CITY? 383 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,825 >> Connie: YES, BECAUSE WE USED TO COME HERE. 384 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:57,629 I HAD RELATIVES WHO LIVED HERE AND SO WE USED TO DRIVE FROM 385 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,998 VIRGINIA TO NEW YORK. >> Stephen: WHEN YOU WERE A 386 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,033 KID? BETWEEN WOULD COME HERE FOR 387 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,970 CHRISTMAS AND HONESTLY THAT WAS SO AMAZING. 388 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:09,975 I THINK THAT'S MADE ME -- WHAT MADE ME WANT TO BE AN ACTOR. 389 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,178 YOU ARE A KID FROM A SMALL TOWN IN VIRGINIA AND YOU ARRIVE IN 390 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,914 NEW YORK CITY WITH THE LIGHTS IN THE DECORATIONS. 391 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,750 WE WOULD SEE THEATER AND WE GO TO THE NUTCRACKER. 392 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,720 I'M SURE THAT'S WHY I DECIDED I WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS. 393 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:25,123 IT WAS SO AMAZING. >> Stephen: YOU CYRUS OFFICE 394 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:31,997 ONE OF THE TEN SOLDIERS? YOU EVENTUALLY MOVED TO NEW YORK 395 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:39,371 TO BE AN ACTRESS. I THINK I HAVE THIS RIGHT, YOU 396 00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:42,774 HAD AN UNUSUAL THEATER HISTORY WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED HERE, NOT 397 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:46,978 THE KIND OF THING PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH NEW YORK THEATER. 398 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,382 >> Connie: MY FIRST PROFESSIONAL JOB IN 399 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,287 NEW YORK CITY AS AN ACTRESS WAS DOING MURDER MYSTERIES. 400 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:58,089 >> Stephen: THAT'S HARD WORK. >> Connie: IT'S HARD WORK. 401 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,326 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO? >> Stephen: THEY ARE HARD TO 402 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,630 GO TO TOO. >> Connie: ACTUALLY I REALLY 403 00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:08,366 WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD GO TO A MURDER MYSTERY. 404 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:12,170 >> Stephen: BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE WAS IN IT AND THE FOOD 405 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,706 WAS FREE. >> Connie: OKAY, THAT MAKES 406 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:16,608 SENSE. >> Stephen: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG 407 00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,109 ACTOR. >> Connie: I GOT PAID $50 TO 408 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:21,980 DO A MURDER MYSTERY AND THAT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD. 409 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:29,754 I JUST MADE $50. AND WE GOT DINNER. 410 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:30,956 THE HARDEST PART WAS I HAD TO SIT AT A TABLE FULL OF PEOPLE 411 00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,223 THAT I DID NOT ACT LIKE I WASN'T A MURDER MYSTERY ACTRESS. 412 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:36,728 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO SNEAK. I WOULD BEND OVER TO MY PURSE 413 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,331 AND I HAVE THESE LITTLE WHITE TABLETS IN MY PURSE THAT I HAD 414 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:42,834 TO SNEAK INTO MY MOUTH AND THEN I WOULD COME BACK TO THE TABLE 415 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,471 AND I WOULD START FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND FALL OVER AND DIE. 416 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:50,308 >> Stephen: YOU ARE THE DEAD BODY? 417 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:52,377 HOW LONG DID YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE? 418 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,013 >> Connie: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS. 419 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,316 FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. NOT LETTING ANYBODY KNOW THAT 420 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,586 YOU'RE DOING THAT. FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS FROTH 421 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,254 COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. >> Stephen: I'M IMPRESSED. 422 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:06,825 I HOPE I DIDN'T GIVE OFF THAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EASY THING 423 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:07,859 TO DO. >> Connie: THANK YOU. 424 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,361 >> Stephen: I'M IMPRESSED. IT'S A CHOKING HAZARD. 425 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:11,863 YOU SHOULD GET HAZARD PAY. >> Connie: I THINK THAT WAS 426 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:15,200 REALLY THE THING THAT MADE ME KNOW THAT I CAN DO THIS. 427 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:18,470 I CAN DO THIS. >> Stephen: AT WHAT POINT IN 428 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,672 YOURSELF? PLEASE SAY THAT IT WASN'T BEFORE 429 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:23,308 THE ENTREE. AS A YOUNG ACTRESS, YOU NEEDED 430 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:27,746 THE PROTEIN. >> Connie: I DEFINITELY ATE. 431 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,780 IT WASN'T BEFORE THE ENTREE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A 432 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,049 BREAK BUT WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE CONNIE BRITTON. 433 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,151 STICK AROUND 434 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:43,128 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 435 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:45,830 WE ARE BACK WITH THE START OF "DEAR EDWARD" AN APPLE TV PULSE, 436 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,832 CONNIE BRITTON. EVERYBODY LOVES YOU ON "THE 437 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:52,771 WHITE LOTUS." WE HAVE YOUR FRIEND AND 438 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:55,106 COMPATRIOT MARY BARTLETT ON THE OTHER NIGHT. 439 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,910 HE WOULD LOVE TO BE IN SEASON THREE OF THAT'S POSSIBLE WITH 440 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:03,481 THE TIME MACHINE. NO SPOILERS. 441 00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:07,552 ANY CHANCE WE WILL SEE YOU IN SEASON 3? 442 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:11,156 HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT? >> Connie: WITH WHOM? 443 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:12,290 >> Stephen: MICHAEL WHITE. >> Connie: MICHAEL WHITE. 444 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:16,227 THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW. >> Stephen: YOU ARE NOT 445 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:18,897 ANSWERING MY QUESTION. >> Connie: WHAT WAS THE 446 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,632 QUESTION? >> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO 447 00:28:20,698 --> 00:28:24,769 BE IN SEASON 3? THERE'S A FAN THEORY BECAUSE IN 448 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,039 SEASON 2, LAURA DERN'S VOICE APPEARS IN SEASON 2 AND THERE'S 449 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:35,447 A FAN THEORY AND CHECK MY MATH, FAN THEORY THAT SHE'S YOUR 450 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:38,650 CHARACTER'S SISTER. CARE TO COMMENT? 451 00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:44,389 >> Connie: MMM. >> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT GOING 452 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,991 TO START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, ARE YOU? 453 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,829 >> Connie: DID YOU KNOW OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE A WEEK APART? 454 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,599 >> Stephen: YOU AND ME? >> Connie: NO, LAURA DERN. 455 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,767 SAME YEAR. A WEEK APART. 456 00:28:55,834 --> 00:29:00,405 >> Stephen: SO THAT IS A YES? THAT IS CODE FOR YES. 457 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:04,943 HERE IS SOMETHING, YOU MAY NOT KNOW. 458 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:11,749 UNI IT TURNS OUT WORKED TOGETHER. 459 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:16,187 HERE IS A CAST SHOT FROM THE OLD HIT SHOW "SPIN CITY." 460 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:16,988 THIS IS FROM 1996. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER 461 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:20,525 THIS. BUT IN 1996 I AS A YOUNG ACTOR 462 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:26,231 COWAS A GUEST PERFORMER. THIS IS ME. 463 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:31,402 THAT IS RICH KIND. THAT'S ME ABOUT 50 POUNDS LESS 464 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:34,739 THAN I WEIGH RIGHT NOW. THE SAME WEEK JENNIFER GARNER 465 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:38,209 WAS ON THAT EPISODE. >> Connie: OH, I TOTALLY 466 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:43,481 REMEMBER JENNIFER GARNER BEING ON THE SHOW. 467 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:49,988 [APPLAUSE] THAT WAS THE SAME EPISODE? 468 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:53,191 >> Stephen: SAME EPISODE. SAME EPISODE. 469 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:59,631 >> Connie: GOSH. >> Stephen: THAT WAS A LOT OF 470 00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,099 FUN. >> Connie: I HAD SO MUCH FUN 471 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:05,203 WITH YOU. >> Stephen: I HAD FUN WITH YOU 472 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,205 TOO. >> Connie: THAT WAS SPECIAL. 473 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:10,542 >> Stephen: YOUR NEW SHOW ON APPLE TV+ IS CALLED 474 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,577 "DEAR EDWARD." TELL THE FOLKS WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 475 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,948 >> Connie: "DEAR EDWARD" IS BASED ON THE BOOK BY THE SAME 476 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:20,752 NAME AND IT'S ABOUT A PLANE CRASH AND BASICALLY EVERYONE ON 477 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:24,756 THE PLANE DIES EXCEPT FOR ONE YOUNG BOY. 478 00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:29,227 BUT THE SHOW IS REALLY ABOUT THE COMMUNITY THAT COMES TOGETHER OF 479 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:33,665 THE SURVIVORS OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DIED ON THE PLANE. 480 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:38,670 IT'S REALLY ABOUT GRIEF AND PEOPLE DEALING WITH GRIEF AND 481 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:43,741 COMING TOGETHER TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER AND IT'S ABOUT RESILIENCE 482 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:47,579 AND FINDING LIFE AFTER HAVING A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY AND LOSS. 483 00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:49,681 GRIEF IS A PART OF LIFE FOR EVERYBODY. 484 00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:53,952 >> Stephen: THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THE, THERE'S LOVED ONES OF 485 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,021 PEOPLE WHO DIED COMING TOGETHER? THAT'S THE IDEA? 486 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:59,924 SORT OF A HEAVY SUBJECT. WHY WAS THAT APPEALING TO YOU? 487 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:05,029 >> Connie: I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S A HEAVY SUBJECT BUT 488 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,765 HONESTLY I THINK THAT RIGHT NOW IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TIME TO 489 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:10,635 HAVE THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT GRIEF. 490 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,205 BECAUSE WE HAVE KIND OF ALL GOD THROUGH OUR OWN VERSION OF GRIEF 491 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:19,444 IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER, COMING OUT OF THIS GLOBAL PANDEMIC, 492 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:23,348 GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS. WE REALLY ARE, THERE'S A LOT OF 493 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:26,985 KIND OF UNRESOLVED COLLECTIVE GRIEF I THINK IN THE CULTURE. 494 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,152 AND SO -- >> Stephen: AND WE ARE NOT 495 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,755 VERY GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT IT. >> Connie: REALLY AREN'T. 496 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,957 WE DON'T HAVE THE LANGUAGE FOR IT. 497 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:37,562 MY HOPE IS WITH THIS SHOW. IT'S UPLIFTING IN THE CHARACTERS 498 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:40,331 ARE GREAT. I GOT TO PLAY THIS REALLY FUN 499 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,566 CHARACTER. SO I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S GOING 500 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:47,772 TO GIVE PEOPLE A SENSE OF FEELING LIKE "OH, I'M NOT ALONE 501 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,642 IN THIS." THERE IS LIFE BEYOND. 502 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:55,046 IT'S THE POWER OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT. 503 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,180 [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: CONNIE, THANK YOU 504 00:31:56,247 --> 00:32:00,184 SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. "DEAR EDWARD" PREMIERES TOMORROW 505 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,419 ON APPLE TV+. CONNIE BRITTON, EVERYBODY. 506 00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:05,590 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMULA 1 DRIVER DANIEL 507 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,659 RICCIARDO. 508 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:23,141 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK. 509 00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:27,045 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A FORMULA 1 510 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:28,046 DRIVER WHO HAS WON EIGHT 511 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:31,582 GRAND PRIX RACES AND WHO YOU'VE SEEN IN NETFLIX'S 512 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:32,884 "DRIVE TO SURVIVE." PLEASE WELCOME TO 513 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:36,788 "THE LATE SHOW," DANIEL RICCIARDO. 514 00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:44,629 >> ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK, AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE ♪ 515 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:54,972 ♪ WHAT YOU SAY ♪ >> Stephen: PLEASE. 516 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,142 NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU. 517 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:01,612 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW WHAT I WAS SAYING EARLIER, I'M AMAZED 518 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:05,149 BY THE EXPLOSION OF FANDOM IN FORMULA 1 IN THE UNITED STATES. 519 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,719 IT DIDN'T EXIST TEN, FIVE YEARS AGO. 520 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:11,622 TO WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE THIS EXPLOSION OF POPULARITY NOW IN 521 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:16,194 THE STATES? >> Daniel: I WAS GOING TO SAY 522 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:18,396 SOMETHING SERIOUS BUT I THINK ULTIMATELY IT'S PROBABLY MY GOOD 523 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,898 LOOKS. >> [CHEERING] 524 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,934 >> Stephen: I MEAN, THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. 525 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,774 THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS TOO. >> Daniel: THE "DRIVE TO 526 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,809 SURVIVE" SERIES ON NETFLIX HAS KIND OF BLOWN UP. 527 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:35,046 THAT HAS PUT IT ON THE MAP WORLDWIDE. 528 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,280 >> Stephen: WHAT SEASON IS IT IN? 529 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,884 >> Daniel: THEY ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO SEASON 5 WHICH IS PRETTY 530 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,520 WILD. I THINK THERE'S PART OF THE 531 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:45,089 WORLD WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BIG. 532 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,692 EUROPE, FORMULA 1 HAS ALWAYS EXISTED FOR MANY, MANY YEARS AND 533 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:51,729 THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN A CORE FOLLOWING THEIR BUT IT MANY, NER 534 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:54,399 REALLY, LET'S SAY IT I KNEW IN THE STATES IT WAS INEVITABLE TO 535 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:58,536 BLOW UP HERE BECAUSE YOU DO SPORTS SO WELL. 536 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,171 I WOULD SAY IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME BUT I FEEL LIKE IT 537 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:06,277 TO SVIVE" SHOW.OUGH THIS "DRIVE >> Stephen: WHY IS IT SO BIG 538 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,147 IN EUROPE? WHY WAS IT SO BIG THERE FIRST? 539 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,750 >> Daniel: IT IS THE HEART OF MOTORSPORT AND FORMULA 1. 540 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:15,553 A LOT OF THE TEAMS ARE BASED THERE. 541 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:21,192 EVEN ME COMING FROM AUSTRALIA. >> [CHEERING] 542 00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,361 >> Daniel: THAT'S WHERE I KNEW I KNEW TO BE. 543 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:26,464 I NEEDED TO BE THERE. THAT'S WHERE A LOT OF THE TEAMS, 544 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,033 THE SPONSORS ARE AND ULTIMATELY THE INDUSTRY. 545 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,369 THERE IS PROBABLY SOME HISTORY BEHIND THAT. 546 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,172 >> Stephen: WHAT ARE THE FANS LIKE IN DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE 547 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,875 WORLD? CAN YOU HEAR A CROWD OR LOOK AT 548 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:42,313 CROWD AND SAY I KNOW WHERE I AM IN THE WORLD BASED ON THE CROWD. 549 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:46,684 >> Daniel: AUSTRALIANS AND AMERICANS ARE VERY SIMILAR. 550 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:52,423 VERY ROWDY, FUN. LET'S HANG FOR A BEER LATER. 551 00:34:52,490 --> 00:35:01,165 BUT THEN YOU HAVE, I THINK THE REAL FUN ONE IS JAPAN. 552 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:06,337 YOU HAVE COMPLETE, BOTH SIDES WHERE THEY ARE THE MOST INTENSE 553 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,573 AND KNOWLEDGEABLE. TO A POINT WHERE THEY ARE CLOSE 554 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:14,412 TO BEING STALKERS. THEY ARE ALSO SO RESPECTFUL AND 555 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,781 POLITE. THAT IS, LIKE, REALLY 556 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,117 INTERESTING ONE AS WELL. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE BEST 557 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,353 CIRCUIT? I HAVE A DEAR FRIEND, KATIE 558 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:25,756 DANCY, IN THE AUDIENCE, FRIEND OF MINE, SHE'S BECOME OBSESSED. 559 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:29,126 SHE IS HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 560 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,796 SHE ASKED ME TO PASS ALONG THIS QUESTION. 561 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:37,802 BEST CIRCUIT TO BE A FAN VERSUS BEST CIRCUIT TO BE A DRIVER. 562 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:44,275 >> Daniel: FOR A FAN, AND I KNOW, I AM IN AMERICA BUT ITS 563 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:48,112 TRUTH. I LOVE AUSTIN. 564 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,282 IT'S REALLY FUN. >> Stephen: GOOD BARBECUE TOO. 565 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:53,618 >> Daniel: THE BARBECUE, THE MUSIC. 566 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:57,722 IT'S ITS OWN KIND OF ATMOSPHERE AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY 567 00:35:57,788 --> 00:35:59,524 SPECIAL. IT'S NOT THE ONLY ONE BUT THAT'S 568 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:01,792 CERTAINLY ONE THAT I LOVE GOING TO. 569 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:06,964 I'LL PROBABLY CONTINUE TO GO TO JUST AS A FAN IN THE FUTURE. 570 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:10,868 FOR A DRIVING EXPERIENCE, I THINK MONACO, THAT IS OUR CROWN 571 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:12,737 JEWEL. >> Stephen: I HEARD A RUMOR 572 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,138 THEY WERE GOING TO ELIMINATE MONACO. 573 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:17,041 DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO CONTINUE? 574 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,510 >> Daniel: I THINK SO. >> Stephen: IT'S CLASSIC. 575 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:22,580 >> Daniel: YEAH, IT'S A STAPLE. 576 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:25,383 TO WIN THAT, IT IS SO PRESTIGIOUS. 577 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:27,952 IT IS GLAMOROUS. IT'S KIND OF WHAT YOU WOULD, I 578 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:33,291 WOULD SAY WHEN YOU THINK OF F1, YOU THINK OF THE MONACO 579 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,725 GRAND PRIX. THE CELEBRITIES, THE RACE. 580 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,727 IT'S EVERYTHING. THAT WILL STAY. 581 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,965 >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE ATHLETICISM OF BEING A 582 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,967 FORMULA 1 RACE. PEOPLE DON'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK 583 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,404 OF THE ATHLETICISM REQUIRED TO DO IT. 584 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,606 WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DO YOU NEED TO DO? 585 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:54,879 WHAT ARE THE MUSCLES YOU'RE WORKING ON TO WORK THE PADDLES? 586 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:58,583 >> Daniel: [LAUGHS] I USED TO GET ANGRY ABOUT, LIKE 587 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:01,252 ALL YOU DO IS WORK THE PADDLES. NO. 588 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:05,523 IT'S ONE OF THE VERY FEW SPORTS THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO. 589 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,259 WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE, I DON'T GET IT, YOU HAVE TO BE FIT. 590 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:10,561 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST SIT AND DRIVE. 591 00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:13,798 I WOULD SNAP BACK AND SAY NO, NO, IT'S A REAL SPORT. 592 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:17,301 WE HAVE TO BE ATHLETES. NO ONE ACTUALLY CAN SAY, IF YOU 593 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:22,273 WANT TO DRIVE A F1 CAR, YOU CAN'T. 594 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:24,241 THERE'S 20 OF US TO DO IT IN THE WORLD. 595 00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:27,712 IT'S NOT VERY ACCESSIBLE. 20 DRIVERS ON THE GRID WHICH IS 596 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:32,316 WILD AND ITSELF I FEEL. IT'S MAINLY THE G FORCES. 597 00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:35,720 THAT'S THE BIG ONE. >> Stephen: HOW MANY Gs ON A 598 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:38,756 TIGHT TURN? >> Daniel: DEFINITELY OVER 5. 599 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:43,127 I WOULD SAY MOST CORNERS, MOST CIRCUITS HAVE CORNERS WHERE WE 600 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,564 REACH FIVE OR MORE Gs. >> Stephen: AND HOW MANY TIMES 601 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,300 ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> Daniel: AN AVERAGE RACE 602 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:54,905 60 LAPS. IT'S ABOUT 90 MINUTES LONG. 603 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:57,508 IT'S 12, 15 CORNERS. EVERY LAP. 604 00:37:57,575 --> 00:38:00,177 WHO IS GOOD AT MATH? I DON'T KNOW. 605 00:38:00,244 --> 00:38:02,647 IT'S A LOT. >> Stephen: A BUNCH. 606 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:05,516 >> Daniel: YOU NEED THE STRENGTH TO HOLD ON. 607 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:09,754 OUR NECK MUSCLE IS THE BIGGEST ONE THAT NEEDS TO SUSTAIN THOSE 608 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,989 FORCES. THE NECK IS A WEIRD MUSCLE TO 609 00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:16,193 TRAIN BUT ALSO WHEN IT FATIGUES, I DON'T KNOW, IN THE GYM I FEEL 610 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,230 LIKE YOU CAN ALWAYS SQUEEZE OUT ONE MORE REP. 611 00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:20,665 WITH THE NECK, IT'S LIKE A SWITCH. 612 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:24,168 WHEN IT GOES, IT GOES. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 613 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,569 DRIVING AND SUDDENLY JUST GO RAG DOLL? 614 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,171 >> Daniel: YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THAT LIKE? 615 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:31,609 >> Daniel: NOTHING PREPARES YOU FOR F1 SO YOU HAVE TO KIND 616 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:34,078 OF LEARNING THE HARD WAY. IT'S JUST PAIN. 617 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,213 IT'S MISERY. >> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP 618 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,548 DRIVING. >> Daniel: YOU CAN'T DO IT 619 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,917 VERY WELL BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS GOING EVERYWHERE. 620 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:44,021 YOU LOSE YOUR LINE OF SIGHT. THE FEW TIMES THAT YOU WANT TO 621 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,090 MECHANICAL FAILURE. YOU JUST WANTED TO BE OVER. 622 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,827 >> Stephen: WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ADRENALINE JUNKIE? 623 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:53,364 >> Daniel: YEAH. >> Stephen: DO YOU DO OTHER 624 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:58,602 DANGEROUS THINGS? DO YOU JUGGLE CHAINSAWS? 625 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,572 HEAVY BUNGEE JUMP? >> Daniel: I AM NOT A PSYCHO. 626 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:04,008 >> Stephen: HAVE YOU BUNGEE JUMPED? 627 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,010 >> Daniel: I HAVEN'T BUNGEE JUMPED. 628 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,112 >> Stephen: I'VE GOT THAT AT YOU. 629 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:12,149 32 FEET PER SECOND PER SECOND. >> Daniel: I SKYDIVE DOWN THAT 630 00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:15,820 WAS ALREADY ABOVE AND BEYOND. I'M KIND OF SCARED OF HEIGHTS. 631 00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:18,389 >> Stephen: VERY SCARED OF HEIGHTS. 632 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,925 I WOULD NEVER SKYDIVE. I KNOW THAT I AM TIED TO THE 633 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:24,795 BRIDGE. >> Daniel: BUNGEE SEEMS MORE 634 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,997 SCARY? >> Stephen: BECAUSE THE IMPACT 635 00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:29,500 WOULD BE QUICKER? >> Daniel: IT SEEMS MORE REAL. 636 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:33,237 YOU ARE STARING AT THE GROUND. WHERE DID YOU DO IT? 637 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,573 >> Stephen: IN NEW ZEALAND. >> Daniel: WOULD YOU RECOMMEND 638 00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:40,377 A QUESTION MARK >> Stephen: NO. 639 00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:45,116 I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 640 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:47,218 SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE. "DRIVE TO SURVIVE" 641 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:52,690 SEASON 5 PREMIERING ON NETFLIX. DANIEL RICCIARDO, EVERYBODY. 642 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,677 >> Stephen: THAT SITS FOR "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 643 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:17,681 STICK AROUND FOR JAMES. GOOD NIGHT. 644 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,750 ♪ ♪