1 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:03,803 >> EVEN WITH OFFICIAL PROMISING THE MUNICIPAL TAP WATER AND AIR 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:08,041 IN EAST PALESTINE ARE SAFE, QUESTIONS ARE STILL PILING UP. 3 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:11,411 >> IS IT SAFE FOR US TO LIVE IN OUR VERY OWN HOMES? 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:15,448 IS IT SAFE FOR US TO DRINK OUR WATER? 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,851 >> STATE AND FEDERAL OFFICIALS DRINK FROM THE TAP TO STRESS THE 6 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:21,421 WATER IS SAFE. >> BUT NOT EVERYONE IN EAST 7 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:26,760 PALESTINE, OHIO, IS CONVINCED. >> GREAT TO BE BACK HERE AT THE 8 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:30,830 GIGGLE HUT IN EAST PALESTINE, OHIO. 9 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,665 SAY HI TO MY DUMMY HERE, RICKEY. >> OH, FUNNY. 10 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,435 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DUMMY. >> HEY! 11 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,671 RICKEY AND I ALWAYS LIKE TO START WITH A LITTLE SONG, SO WHY 12 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:44,110 DON'T YOU DRINK THIS WATER WHILE I SING? 13 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:46,479 >> WAIT, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO DRINK THE WATER WHILE I SING? 14 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:51,584 >> NOT THIS TIME. DRINK THE WATER, RICKEY. 15 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,054 >> I WON'T BE YOUR GUINEA PIG. >> THEY SAY THE WATER IS FINE. 16 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:59,325 NOW DRINK IT. ♪ CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG 17 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:03,196 DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH ♪ SEE, THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 18 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:07,467 >> OH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. AHH! 19 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:11,037 >> DON'T WORRY. IT'S A CONTROLLED BURN. 20 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:14,207 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 21 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:19,279 TONIGHT... CALIFORNIA FREEZIN' 22 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:23,683 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES... HANK AZARIA, 23 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:28,555 ISABEL WILKERSON, AND MUSICAL GUEST 24 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,891 DEPECHE MODE. FEATURING LOUIS CATO 25 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:37,130 AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE 26 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:40,333 FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, 27 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:51,945 IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:52,011 --> 00:02:05,091 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: HAPPY THURSDAY. 29 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:12,198 HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY. SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. 30 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:17,670 THANK YOU, FOLKS. WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "THE 31 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:25,044 LATE SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 32 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,580 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 33 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,549 THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO WAITED IN LINE TO GET IN HERE 34 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,785 HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER? TONIGHT. 35 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:33,786 SERIOUSLY, WHA'S HAPPENING WITH THAT WEATHER? 36 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:38,925 I'M SCARED. SAM CHAMPION, HOLD ME. 37 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,695 SCARED. 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, 38 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,497 MOST OF THE COUNTRY IS BEING BLASTED BY A COAST-TO-COAST, 39 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:47,467 3-DAY WINTER STORM, WHILE THE SOUTHEAST IS GETTING 40 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:51,304 RECORD HEAT. EVEN THE TV PEOPLE THINK 41 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,106 THE WEATHER IS STRANGE. >> JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT 42 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:55,575 FEBRUARY COULDN'T GET ANY WEIRDER, YESTERDAY'S BIZARRE 43 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:59,279 WEATHER PATTERN SLID THROUGH THE AREA. 44 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,681 >> THIS WID WEATHER. IT'S ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. 45 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,851 WHAT A WILD, YOU KNOW, SORT OF BIZARRO THING TO HAPPEN THIS 46 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:12,458 TIME OF YEAR. >> IT IS BIZARRO. 47 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,694 >> Stephen: YOU'RE TRAVELING THROUGH ANOTHER DIMENSION, 48 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,030 A DIMENSION NOT ONLY OF SIGHT AND SOUND BUT OF MIND. 49 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:21,067 THERE'S A SIGNPOST UP AHEAD. YOUR NEXT STOP: 50 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:36,015 THE WEATHER CHANNEL. [TENSE MUSIC] 51 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:36,916 THE WEATHER CHANNEL. [TENSE MUSIC] 52 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,885 EXPERTS SAY THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS MAKING 53 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,721 WINTER WEATHER WARMER AND WEIRDER. 54 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,024 WARMER AND WEIRDER. OF COURSE, A PHENOMENON 55 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:50,430 CLIMATE EXPERTS CALL "BACHELOR IN PARADISE." 56 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,999 HOW WEIRD? HOW WEIRD? 57 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,134 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS, THERE'S A BLIZZARD WARNING 58 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:58,538 FOR LOS ANGELES. THAT'S RIGHT. 59 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,007 THINGS ARE SO COLD IN LOS ANGELES, 60 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,979 KATY PERRY UPDATED HER SONG. ♪ CALIFORNIA GIRLS DON'T KNOW 61 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:07,780 ♪ WHAT SNOW IS ♪ DAISY DUKES ARE THOSE GOOD 62 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:12,485 ♪ FOR SNOW? ♪ IS THIS SNOW THAT'S THAT'S 63 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:24,030 ♪ SHOOTING FROM MY BOOBIES? SNOOP DOGG FRO-OH-OH-OZE ♪ 64 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:28,468 >> Stephen: EVERY BIT OF A BUFFALO IS WHAT THAT IS. 65 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:32,038 THE BAD WEATHER IS IMPACTING TRAVEL WITH MORE THAN 1600 U.S. 66 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:37,110 FLIGHT CANCELLATIONS AND ANOTHER 5,000 FLIGHTS DELAYED ACROSS THE 67 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,378 COUNTRY. BAD NEWS FOR TRAVELERS, 68 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,013 BUT GREAT NEWS FOR CHILI'S TOO. ADMIT IT. 69 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:50,657 YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. NACHOS, BABY. 70 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:55,395 SPEAKING OF TRANSIT, IT'S BEEN 20 DAYS SINCE THE HORRIFIC 71 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,331 TRAIN DERAILMENT AND CHEMICAL SPILL IN EAST PALESTINE, OHIO. 72 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:01,768 AND TODAY TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG 73 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:05,471 FINALLY VISITED THE SITE. 20 DAYS LATE. 74 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:10,810 I'M GLAD HE'S NOT AN EMT. "LET'S SEE. 75 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,746 TIME OF DEATH: 3 WEEKS AGO. 76 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:19,452 CLEAR!" LOOKS LIKE BUTTIGIEG 77 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,387 KNOWS HE ACTED TOO SLOWLY, ADMITTING THAT HE "COULD 78 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:24,657 HAVE SPOKEN OUT SOONER." ADDING, "AND I WOULD'VE BEEN 79 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,694 HERE EARLIER, BUT TRAFFIC WAS A MESS, 80 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,429 THE TRAINS ARE A DISASTER, AND ALL THE FLIGHTS WERE CANCELED. 81 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,530 SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY DEAL WITH THIS COUNTRY'S 82 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:41,174 TRANSPORTATION!" I HAD TO TAKE A CITY BIKE. 83 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,843 WHEN BUTTIGIEG DID SPEAK ABOUT THE TRAIN, HE MADE 84 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:48,114 A LITTLE OOPSY-DAISY. >> BOTH INFORMATION AND 85 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,750 MISINFORMATION INJECTED INTO THIS SITUATION, NONE OF WHICH IS 86 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,819 TO THE BENEFIT OF THE COMMUNITY WHEN IT COMES TO THAT 87 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:56,923 MISINFORMATION. SO I THINK -- SORRY I LOST 88 00:05:56,989 --> 00:06:01,561 MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. >> Stephen: OH! 89 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,696 OH, NO! A TERRIBLE BRAIN DERAILMENT 90 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:08,201 IN EAST PALESTINE! IF ONLY HE'D UPDATED THOSE 91 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:14,607 MOUTH BRAKES. WELL. 92 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,309 BUT RESIDENTS OF EAST PALESTINE AREN'T WAITING FOR 93 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,812 VISITS FROM POLITICIANS. THEY'RE WAITING FOR ANSWERS 94 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,214 ON WHETHER IT'S SAFE TO STAY IN THEIR HOMES. 95 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:25,051 SO NATURALLY, VISITING POLITICIANS ARE REASSURING THEM 96 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,887 BY BARGING INTO THEIR HOUSES AND PERFORMATIVELY 97 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:31,257 DRINKING THE TAP WATER. HERE'S OHIO'S REPUBLICAN 98 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,526 GOVERNOR MIKE DEWINE AND EPA CHIEF MICHAEL REGAN 99 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,962 IN ONE RESIDENT'S HOUSE THIS WEEK. 100 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:39,031 >> HERE'S TO CAROLINE. >> HERE'S TO YOU. 101 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:47,807 >> THAT'S GOOD. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 102 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,142 >> THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REALLY COLD COMING 103 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,544 FROM THE TAP. >> Stephen: I'VE HEARD SOME BAD 104 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:57,917 WATER COOLER CONVERSATIONS, BUT THAT IS A NEW LEVEL. 105 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:02,088 "HMM, THIS WATER IS REALLY COLD FROM THE TAP. 106 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:08,895 I'M GETTING NOTES OF WET. FUN FACT: IT ALSO COMES IN 107 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:14,033 SOLID." DEWINE'S NOT ALONE. 108 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,334 MULTIPLE REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS WENT TO EAST 109 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:19,372 PALESTINE TO TAKE THE DRINK-A-GLASS-OF-WATER-CHALLENGE 110 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:22,809 AND CONVINCE RESIDENTS THAT THE WATER IS HEALTHY 111 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:26,112 AND THE AIR IS SAFE. BUT APPARENTLY, NO ONE TOLD 112 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,080 THAT THE G.O.P. COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE, FOX NEWS. 113 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:32,351 >> THIS IS AN ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER. 114 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,420 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THAT WATER IS HEALTHY 115 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,223 AND THAT AIR IS SAFE. >> LOCALS FEAR FOR THE FUTURE 116 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,859 OF THE PLACE THEY CALL HOME AFTER THAT TOXIC TRAIN 117 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,495 DERAILMENT. >> EAST PALESTINE, OHIO, 118 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,731 HAS BECOME LITTLE CHERNOBYL. >> THE PEOPLE IN CHERNOBYL 119 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,767 MIDWEST ARE ESSENTIALLY BEING NUKED RIGHT NOW. 120 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:51,003 >> THE TOWN OF EAST PALESTINE HAS EFFECTIVELY BEEN NUKED. 121 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,372 >> THE RAIL DISASTER IN OHIO MAY BE ONE OF THE WORST 122 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:57,376 ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTERS WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS. 123 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,178 >> Stephen: COME ON FELLAS, GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT! 124 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:02,915 IS THE WATER SAFE TO DRINK, OR WILL IT DISSOLVE YOUR ORGANS? 125 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,052 IT CAN'T BE BOTH. 'CAUSE THAT JOB'S TAKEN BY 126 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,921 BAJA BLAST MOUNTAIN DEW HARD SELTZER. 127 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:19,532 REMEMBER THEIR MOTTO: SEND IN THE EPA. 128 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,869 YOU KNOW, WE MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ON THIS SHOW ABOUT FOX NEWS, 129 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,371 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO GIVE THEM THEIR PROPS WHEN THEY 130 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,040 DESERVE IT. AND HERE'S THE THING. 131 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:31,344 IT'S A 24-HOUR NEWS CHANNEL AND THAT CAN BE HARD TO FILL. 132 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:35,114 AND I WANT TO SALUTE THEIR ABILITY TO JUST INVENT OUTRAGE 133 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,149 OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON A SLOW NEWS DAY. 134 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,419 AND THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN. THEY'VE DUG DOWN DEEP, 135 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:43,923 TOSSED ASIDE ANY LAST SCRAPS OF JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY, 136 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:47,193 AND YANKED OUT A NEW DUMB THING TO PRETEND TO BE MAD AT. 137 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,629 AND BECAUSE I ALSO NEED SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT, 138 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:53,199 EVERY NIGHT, I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE MAD 139 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,469 AT THEM FOR PRETENDING TO BE MAD ABOUT IT. 140 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,971 THE LATEST TOTALLY NOT REAL PROBLEM? 141 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,008 LEGO HAS INTRODUCED NEW CHARACTERS WITH DIFFERENT 142 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:05,544 SKIN TONES, DISABILITIES, LIMB DIFFERENCE 143 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,780 AND VITI-LIGO. OR AS FOX NEWS PUT IT... 144 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:11,751 >> LEGO IS GOING WOKE. >> Stephen: OH! 145 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:15,888 OH! I'M SO MAD! 146 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:21,694 LEGO IS WOKE! HOW DARE THEY UPDATE THEIR TOYS! 147 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:25,031 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOTALLY NORMAL LEGOS FROM MY YOUTH, 148 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:29,268 LIKE BUNNY FROM HELL, TOM SELLECK TRAPPED IN CORN, 149 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:35,274 AND MY FAVORITE: WOMAN WITH TOO MANY BOOBS. 150 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:41,447 NO! SIX BOOBS, GET OUT OF HERE. 151 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,883 NOT SURE WHAT I'M MAD ABOUT. BUT FOX KNOWS WHAT THIS IS ALL 152 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,851 ABOUT: POLITICS. >> BUT WHAT'S SO FASCINATING 153 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,422 ABOUT THIS STORY IS THE DIVIDE IN THE COUNTRY. 154 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,857 REPUBLICANS THINK IT'S INSANE THAT THEY'RE FORCING IDENTITY 155 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,460 POLITICS INTO LEGOS. DEMOCRATS ARE UPSET 156 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,896 THAT THEY DIDN'T MAKE A DRAG QUEEN STRIPPER. 157 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,799 >> Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, FIRST OF ALL, FELLA, 158 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,300 DEMOCRATS DON'T MAKE LEGOS. THEY'RE MADE BY A BUNCH OF NERDS 159 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:06,472 IN DENMARK. SO THEY'RE MADE BY SOCIALISTS! 160 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:14,747 SECOND, GET YOUR FACT STRAIGHT. 161 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:15,848 I DON'T KNOW WHY FOX IS SO UPSET ABOUT SEEING 162 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:19,485 REPRESENTATION IN LEGOS. AFTER ALL, I'M PRETTY SURE 163 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:28,094 SEAN HANNITY IS ONE. WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? 164 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,163 WHAT SHOULD I TALK ABOUT NOW? THE 2024 ELECTION 165 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:38,671 IS ONLY A LONG WAY AWAY. SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 166 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,741 RIGHT NOW, THE MAN TO BEAT ON THE G.O.P. SIDE IS THE FORMER 167 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,943 PRESIDENT. BUT HE'S NOT INVINCIBLE. 168 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:46,812 ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLL, EVEN THOUGH 70% OF REPUBLICANS 169 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,215 HAVE A FAVORABLE VIEW OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, 170 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:54,387 RON DESANTIS IS BEATING HIM 64% TO 36%. 171 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,023 ONE REPUBLICAN FOCUS GROUP WAS ASKED HOW THEY FEEL WHEN THEY 172 00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,459 SEE THE FORMER PRESIDENT, AND THE MAJORITY PICKED WORDS 173 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:04,230 LIKE: "ANXIOUS," "FRUSTRATED," "NERVOUS," "OVERWHELMED," 174 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,900 "FATIGUE," "EMBARRASSED," "ANNOYED," AND "MADDENING." 175 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,703 SIDE EFFECTS OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT INCLUDE 176 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,706 INSOMNIA, DIARRHEA, DRY MOUTH, WET MOUTH, 177 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,376 BOURBON IN MOUTH, PERSON, WOMAN, 178 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:26,919 MAN, CAMERA, TV. IT IS TIME TO WEIGH IN ON 179 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,823 AMERICA'S BIG MILK CONTROVERSY, SPECIFICALLY WHAT IS IT? 180 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:35,828 FOR A LONG TIME, BIG DAIRY HAS BEEN LOBBYING THE FDA 181 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,463 TO PREVENT MAKERS OF NON-DAIRY MILKS FROM CALLING IT MILK. 182 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:43,235 WELL, NOW, THE FDA HAS ISSUED GUIDANCE THAT SAYS PLANTBASED 183 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,005 BEVERAGES THAT BILL THEMSELVES AS MILK CAN OFFICIALLY KEEP 184 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,008 USING THE NAME. THAT'S A HUGE WIN FOR NON-DAIRY 185 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,178 MILKS. ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE ALMONDS 186 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,181 THEY KEEP ARTIFICIALLY PREGNANT. THEY KEEP 'EM IN THOSE 187 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:58,417 TINY PENS. SO CRUEL. 188 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,787 SO HARD TO GET THE LITTLE PUMPS ON TOO. 189 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:05,991 HOLD STILL. TRADITIONAL DAIRY PRODUCERS 190 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,727 HAVE THEIR CURDS IN A WHEY, SAYING THAT THIS RULING 191 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:13,332 ENABLES PRODUCTS TO MASQUERADE AS ANIMAL-BASED FOODS AND 192 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,769 CLOUD THE REAL MEANING OF MILK. OF COURSE, IN SUNDAY SCHOOL, 193 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,004 WE ALL LEARNED THE REAL MEANING OF MILK: 194 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,374 "BE KIND TO UDDERS." WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW 195 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:27,346 FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE HANK AZARIA 196 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,683 AND PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST ISABEL WILKERSON. 197 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:35,354 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M GONNA TALK SCIENCE! 198 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,423 ♪ ♪ 199 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:09,588 ♪ ♪ 200 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,223 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK. 201 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,360 GIVE IT UP FOR "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. 202 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:20,432 LEWIS KATO. TONIGHT, COMING UP IN JUST A 203 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:25,471 MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE, WE HAVE FROM THE 204 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,306 NEW APPLE TV+ SHOW "HELLO TOMORROW!," HANK AZARIA IS GOING 205 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:31,110 TO BE OUT HERE. PULITZER PRIZE WINNER AND AUTHOR 206 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,748 OF THE NEW BOOK "CASTE: THE ORIGINS OF OUR DISCONTENTS," 207 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,284 ISABEL WILKERSON WILL BE OUT OR JUST A MOMENT. 208 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,854 FASCINATING. WE RUN THE GAMUT HERE. 209 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,924 FOLKS, I LOVE SCIENCE. IN FACT I'M CURRENTLY RUNNING AN 210 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,594 EXPERIMENT RESEARCHING A LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF COMBINING 211 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,198 BOURBON AND CINNABONS. 212 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,832 AND I LIKE TO BRING YOU ALL THE LATEST SCIENCE NEWS 213 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:58,070 IN MY BRAND-NEW LONG-RUNNING SEGMENT. 214 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:01,874 >> THE SOUND OF SCIENCE. >> ♪ HELLO, SCIENCE, 215 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:14,320 MY OLD FRIEND ♪ >> Stephen: FIRST UP, GREAT 216 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,322 NEWS. SCIENTISTS FINALLY UNDERSTAND 217 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:21,460 "WHY MALE GIRAFFES DRINK POTENTIAL MATES' PEE." 218 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:27,967 UHHH. 'CAUSE THEY FREAKS? 219 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,670 NO? THAT WAS MY GUESS. 220 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,072 TURNS OUT, "MALE GIRAFFES STICK THEIR TONGUES IN A 221 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:37,876 FEMALE'S URINE STREAM TO CHECK FOR PHEROMONES WHICH TELL THEM 222 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,578 WHETHER A FEMALE IS READY TO MATE." 223 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,481 ONE OTHER CLUE THAT THE FEMALE IS READY TO MATE IS IF SHE LETS 224 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:51,190 A DUDE STICK HIS TONGUE IN HER URINE STREAM. 225 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:56,428 KEEP YOUR EYE PEELED FOR THAT. NEXT UP, AS RESEARCHERS CONTINUE 226 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,564 TO TRY TO NAIL DOWN EXACT DATES OF PREHISTORIC HUMAN 227 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,801 DEVELOPMENT, A "2.9-MILLION-YEAR-OLD TOOLKIT 228 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,704 IN KENYA HAS RAISED NEW QUESTIONS." 229 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,974 QUESTIONS LIKE "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA RETURN THOSE, ALAN? 230 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,811 IT'S BEEN FOR 2.9 MILLION YEARS! EITHER SKIN THAT WOOLLY MAMMOTH 231 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:18,050 OR GIVE 'EM BACK." NEXT UP, A NEW "RAPID CANCER 232 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,085 TEST CAN DIAGNOSE PATIENTS FROM JUST A SPLASH 233 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,355 OF YOUR URINE." THOUGH YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHO'S 234 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:34,533 COLLECTING THE SAMPLE. THERE YOU GO. 235 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,835 APPARENTLY, THE URINE SCAN WORKS BECAUSE THE DISEASE CHANGES 236 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:41,140 A PERSON'S METABOLISM, SO RESEARCHERS "FOCUSED ON THE 237 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,777 DIFFERENCES IN META-BOLO-MIC COMPONENTS THEN DEVELOPED A 238 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,512 SURFACE-ENHANCED RAMAN SCATTERING SENSOR WHICH 239 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,947 AMPLIFIES THE SIGNS OF THESE METABOLITES BY FORMING 240 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:53,886 A CORAL-SHAPED PLASMONIC NANOMATERIAL." 241 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:56,588 OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. I MEAN, I'D HAVE GONE WITH 242 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,925 A NON-GAUSSIAN AGGLOMERATIVE CATABOLIC CLUSTERING AXON 243 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:03,329 TO GENERATE A HYPERPARAMETRIC BROWNIAN REFRACTOR INTERFERON 244 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:09,568 WHICH AMPLIFIES CHEMO-SYNTHESIS VIA FIBONACCI CYANO-BACTERIUM. 245 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:16,075 BUT YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, 246 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:20,346 I MEAN, YOUR THING SOUNDS GOOD TOO. 247 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,915 NEXT UP, A RECENT STUDY SAYS THAT WORK-FROM-HOME HAS ITS 248 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,317 DOWNSIDES SINCE "THE DREADED COMMUTE TO WORK COULD BE 249 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,153 GOOD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, BECAUSE IT CREATES A SO-CALLED 250 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,788 LIMINAL SPACE THAT ALLOWS YOUR BRAIN TO SWITCH OFF 251 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:33,592 AND RECHARGE." AND I CAN ATTEST TO THAT. 252 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,696 I LIKE TO TURN MY DRIVE HOME INTO A MINI-SPA TREATMENT. 253 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,966 I LIGHT SOME LAVENDER CANDLES, I PLAY SOME ENYA, AND PUT TWO 254 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:46,438 REFRESHING CUCUMBER SLICES OVER MY EYES. 255 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,574 I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S SO RELAXING, 256 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,075 I AM USUALLY SOUND ASLEEP BY THE TIME 257 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:55,080 THE PARAMEDICS GET THERE. NEXT UP, ACCORDING TO THE LATEST 258 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,949 RESEARCH, "NEARLY 1 IN 5 AMERICANS REGULARLY OR 259 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,984 OCCASIONALLY USE SLEEP MEDICATION." 260 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:03,922 WHILE THE OTHER 4 FALL ASLEEP THE OLD FASHIONED WAY: 261 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,091 OBSESSING FOR 2 HOURS ABOUT THE TIME THEY SAID 262 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,160 "NICE TO MEET YOU" TO BRENDA, WHO THEY'D ALREADY 263 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:14,466 MET TWICE. NEXT UP, I HOPE YOU'VE ALL BEEN 264 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,168 GOOD LATELY BECAUSE "SCIENTISTS JUST DISCOVERED 265 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,172 A LITERAL HELL." THAT HEADLINE AGAIN: 266 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:31,083 "SCIENTISTS JUST FLEW SPIRIT AIRLINES." 267 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,886 WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS, YOU ASK? 268 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,721 WELL, IT'S "A LAYER OF MOLTEN ROCK HIDDEN UNDER 269 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,924 EARTH'S TECTONIC PLATES, EXCEEDING 2,600 DEGREES 270 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,961 FAHRENHEIT." OR JUST SLIGHTLY COOLER THAN 271 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,998 A MICROWAVED PIZZA ROLL. WELL, THAT'S IT 272 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,332 FOR THIS INSTALLMENT. UNTIL NEXT TIME, 273 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,703 THIS HAS BEEN... ♪ THE SOUND... 274 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:55,641 OF SCIENCE ♪ >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 275 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:59,711 WITH HANK AZARIA. 276 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:16,228 ♪ ♪ 277 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,463 >> Stephen: HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 278 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,732 WELCOME BACK, MY FRIENDS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT 279 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,769 GUEST THIS EVENING IS A EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW 280 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,772 FROM THE BIRDCAGE, THE SIMPSONS, AND BROCKMEIER. 281 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:31,543 HE ST STARS IN THE NEW SERIES "HELLO TOMORROW!." 282 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:36,582 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," HANK AZARIA. 283 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:51,530 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 284 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,365 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 285 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,634 >> Hank: HI, THAT WAS VERY NICE. 286 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,304 >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU? >> Hank: BETTER NOW. 287 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:02,908 >> Stephen: IT FEELS A LITTLE BETTER WITH A LITTLE VALIDATION. 288 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,144 >> Hank: I CAN USE IT. I'VE BEEN HAVING HORRIBLE 289 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,613 PROBLEMS LATELY. >> Stephen: PERHAPS I CAN 290 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,414 HEL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, HANK 291 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,251 AZARIA QUESTION MARKS BIJU I HAVE SOME SHAME AROUND IT 292 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,887 BECAUSE I SWORE I WOULDN'T DO THIS BUT I STARTED 293 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:20,959 WATCHING THE BACHELOR AGAIN. >> Stephen: REALLY? 294 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,294 >> Hank: FULL PATINO GODFATHER THREE. 295 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:27,866 THEY PULLED ME BACK IN. I HAVE A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP 296 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:33,705 WITH THE SHOW. I HAVE OCD RITUALS AROUND IT. 297 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:41,580 I COUNT THE LIKES, FOR EXAMPLE. LIKE, LIKE, LIKE PURE THE RECORD 298 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,317 IS 33 LIKES AND 2:22 CONVERSATION. 299 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:49,121 IT DRIVES ME INSANE. IT'S ALWAYS YOUNG LADY WITH A 300 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:54,793 VOCAL FRY. LIKE, I JUST WANTED TO LIKE, 301 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,164 TALK, LIKE BECAUSE WE HAD THIS, LIKE, CONNECTION AT FIRST. 302 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:03,335 LIKE NOW, LIKE, I KIND OF THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT. 303 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:07,339 I AM AFRAID YOU ARE, LIKE, NOT HERE FOR, LIKE, THE RIGHT 304 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:12,544 REASONS AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, LIKE, I DON'T JUST LIKE 305 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:17,916 YOU. I LIKE, LIKE, LIKE YOU. 306 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:22,054 >> Stephen: SEEMS LIKE A DANGEROUS DRINKING GAME. 307 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,488 >> Hank: EXACTLY. I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE BUT IF I 308 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,426 DID I WOULD DRINK EVERY TIME SOMEBODY SAID LIKE. 309 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:32,164 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS, YOUR LOVE OF 310 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,332 IMPRESSIONS. VOCAL STYLINGS. 311 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,933 YOU ARE FAMOUS FOR DOING THAT SORT OF THING. 312 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,138 IS THERE ANY IMPRESSION RIGHT NOW THAT YOU ARE PARTICULARLY 313 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:46,778 ENJOYING? PEOPLE CAN GET INTO LITTLE RUTS. 314 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,782 >> Hank: I DO NOTHING BUT OBSCURE OLD IMPRESSIONS NOBODY 315 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:55,954 CARES ABOUT ANYMORE. IT'S SO WEIRD. 316 00:20:56,021 --> 00:21:00,125 ERIC ROBERTS FROM GREENWICH VILLAGE. 317 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:06,832 I WAS GOING TO BET ON THE RACEHORSE BUT THEY TOOK MY 318 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:11,770 [BLEEP] HE CURSES A LOT. 319 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:15,107 I DO YOUNG JACK, YOUNG JACK NICHOLSON. 320 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:19,344 HOLD THE CHICKEN SALAD, SWEETHEART. 321 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:29,755 IT'S DIFFERENT THAN OLD JACK WHICH GOT LOUDER AND GRUFFER. 322 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:34,159 ACTUALLY, TO CIRCLE BACK TO "THE BACHELOR" FOR A MOMENT. 323 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,462 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A PRO PROBLEM. 324 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:40,532 >> Hank: IT DOES INVOLVE AN OLD-SCHOOL IMPRESSION. 325 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:45,671 I WATCH IT FROM A CLINICAL STANDPOINT, LIKE, ALMOST LIKE A 326 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,740 SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. I HAVE A BACKGROUND. 327 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,811 I WAS A PSYCH MAJOR. I PLAY "SPOT THE DYSFUNCTION" AS 328 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,715 I WATCH IT. I REALLY DO. 329 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,883 CODEPENDENT. SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC. 330 00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:00,585 MAJOR TRUST ISSUES RIGHT THERE. IT BECOMES LIKE A NATURE 331 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,089 DOCUMENTARY ALMOST. SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH. 332 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:11,563 IF YOU NOTICE THE HORNED LIZARD EMERGES ONLY TWICE DURING THE 333 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:15,400 LUNAR CYCLE TO RISK A DRINK AT THE RIVER. 334 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:19,905 I WILL TURN THE SOUND DOWN AND WATCH WITH MY WIFE AND SAY "THE 335 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:23,375 YOUNG BLONDE WITH THE VOCAL FRY REACHES FOR THE SWORD MAY. 336 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:29,848 EACH TIME SHE EXPERIENCES THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF EMOTIONAL, 337 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:37,556 LIKE, DISCOMFORT. I HAD TO GET THAT OUT. 338 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,892 THERE'S ANOTHER OLD-SCHOOL ONE I USED TO DO IN MY STAND-UP ACT 339 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:45,030 THAT NEVER EVER GOT A LAUGH. SPIRO NO, LET'S HEAR IT. 340 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:49,935 >> Hank: WE CAN CUT IT OUT. DID YOU EVER HAVE JOKES YOU KNEW 341 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:53,505 WERE NOT GOING TO WORK BUT YOU LIKE THEM SO HE DID THEM ANYWAY. 342 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:57,242 >> Stephen: MANY, MANY TIMES. >> Hank: THIS IS ONE OF JOHNNY 343 00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:01,113 CARSON. FOR YOU KIDS, JUST GOOGLE ME. 344 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:08,887 I WOULD DO JOHNNY CARSON DELIVERING ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG 345 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,388 LYRICS. INTERESTING ITEM IN THE PAPER 346 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:14,092 TODAY. HOW MANY OF YOU SAW THIS? 347 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:18,196 APPARENTLY THERE IS A LADY WHO IS SURE ALL THAT GLITTERS IS 348 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:21,299 GOLD. STAY WITH ME. 349 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,869 SHE'S BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN. 350 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:27,773 IS THAT WEIRD? IS THAT SOME WACKY STUFF, 351 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:31,309 STEPHEN? >> Stephen: YES! 352 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,978 YES, SIR! >> Hank: THAT'S THE BEST I 353 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:37,582 EVER DID AND THAT WASN'T GREAT. IT WAS WEIRD. 354 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:41,720 WILDS. YOU NEED A PENCIL. 355 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,423 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW APPLE TV+ SERIES, "HELLO 356 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,358 TOMORROW!." EVERYTHING ABOUT IT APPEALS TO 357 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,795 ME. I'M A HUGE PASS THROUGH TOMORROW 358 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,364 GUY. I LOVE THE VISION OF THE FUTURE 359 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,700 FROM THE 1950s. >> Hank: YOU LOVE THIS. 360 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,569 >> Stephen: EXPLAINED WITH THE IDEA IS. 361 00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:01,339 >> Hank: A RETRO VISION OF THE FUTURE. 362 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:06,444 THE 50s MODERN FUTURE THAT WE WERE PROMISED BUT NEVER GOT, JET 363 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:12,284 PACKS AND HOVER CARS AND ROBOTS. IT'S LIKE A JETSONS WORLD. 364 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,620 >> Stephen: GREAT SUITS. >> Hank: RETRO 50s SUITS BUT 365 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:23,061 WITH WEIRD MODERN FUTURISTIC THINGS, SELF TYING TIES AND 366 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,198 WEIRD GADGETS. WE PLAY THIS "GLENGARRY 367 00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:29,868 GLEN ROSS" TYPE SELLING CONDOS ON THE MOVE. 368 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:34,906 >> Stephen: REAL CONDOS OR ARE YOU TAKING PEOPLE FOR CASH? 369 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,008 >> Hank: SPOILER ALERT. YOU HAVE TO STAY TUNED. 370 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:42,514 >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP. >> Hank: MY CHARACTER, EDDIE, 371 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:46,751 HE'S A GAMBLING ADDICT, SPORTS BETTING ADDICT AND HE TRIES TO 372 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:51,256 GIVE HIS BUDDY SOME LOVE ADVICE BUT THIS IS HOW IT COMES OUT. 373 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:57,629 >> WOMEN, LIKE GAMES OF CHANCE, LIVE IN REALMS BEYOND REASON. 374 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:06,171 HUNCHES, OMENS, INSTINCTS. NOT AVALANCHES OF EXPLANATORY 375 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,038 BLATHER. >> IF I'M CLEAR AND OPEN WITH 376 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,574 HER AND SHE IS CLEAR AND OPEN WITH ME. 377 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:11,409 >> DISASTER. THAT'S A DISASTER. 378 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:13,378 WORKING HARD TO GET MY GIRL UP TO THE MOON RIGHT NOW. 379 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:17,148 DO I TALK TO HER EAR OFF ABOUT THAT, NOY DON'T. 380 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:19,951 DO I HEED CERTAIN AUSPICIOUS SIGNS? 381 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,486 ABSOLUTELY. WHICH HAVE COALESCED OVER AND 382 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,856 OVER AGAIN AROUND MILK AND DAIRY IN GENERAL. 383 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:30,228 LOOK. 3 ON THE MONEY LINE WITH 61 384 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,131 RINGERS. WHAT SIZE DO YOU BUY MILK IN? 385 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:38,670 64 OUNCES. SIMPLE MATH. 386 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:48,413 FIND YOUR MILK AND FOLLOW IT. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A 387 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,484 QUICK BREAK, HANK AZARIA. DON'T GO ANYWAY. 388 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,754 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. JUST GO. 389 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:58,823 I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. >> Hank: JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 390 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:07,899 >> Stephen: HEY! 391 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,101 ANYWAY YOU WENT, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK HERE. 392 00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:14,139 WE ARE BACK WITH THE STAR "HELLO TOMORROW!" ON APPLE TV+, HANK 393 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,908 AZARIA. I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A REGULAR 394 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,512 POKER GAME. BILLY CAUGHT UP AND OUR FRIEND 395 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:26,518 RICHARD KIND. >> Hank: HE'LL TELL YOU THAT 396 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:32,490 HE IS GREAT IF YOU ASK HIM. HE'S ALWAYS VERY HONEST, 397 00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:36,895 BRUTALLY HONEST, BOWED HIS OWN WORK AND YOUR WORK AS WELL. 398 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:44,469 >> Stephen: HONEST AND BRUTAL. >> Hank: RETURNED HAVE BEEN IN 399 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,871 THE POKER GAME FOR YEARS AND HE SAYS SO MANY DELIGHTFUL THINGS 400 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,475 THAT WE TOOK TO WRITING DOWN HIS BEST SAYINGS ON POKER CHIPS TO 401 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:54,079 COMMEMORATE THEM. FOR EXAMPLE. 402 00:26:54,145 --> 00:27:00,151 HE TOURED IN THE MUSIC MAN WHICH I GUESSED JUST CLOSE DOWN. 403 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:04,189 HIS SELF REVIEW, I WAS NOT A GREAT HAROLD HILL BUT I WAS A 404 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:07,726 LOT OF FUN TO WATCH. THAT WENT ON THE CHIP. 405 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:13,398 I WAS WITH RICHARD BACK IN THE LATE '80s THE DAY THAT I FOUND 406 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,036 OUT THAT MY SITCOM "HERMAN'S HEAD" WAS CANCELED. 407 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:23,641 KENNY CAMPBELL, THAT'S RIGHT. RICHARD SAID WELL, YOU CAN'T BE 408 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,244 SURPRISED. IT'S THE LOWEST RATED SHOW ON 409 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:34,719 TELEVISION. THAT WENT ON A CHIP. 410 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:35,954 ONE DAY HE WAS ORDERING PIZZA AND FROM THE OTHER ROOM, WE HEAR 411 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:43,695 REAL LOUD, "I DON'T KNOW THE [BLEEP] 412 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:47,399 CROSS STREET!" THAT WENT ON IN CAPS. 413 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:49,367 >> Stephen: HOW DOES ONE GET INVITED TO THE POKER GAME? 414 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:52,070 >> Hank: YOU ARE INVITED. DO YOU PLAY? 415 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,305 >> Stephen: YEAH. >> Hank: THEN YOU ARE REALLY 416 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:57,575 INVITED. >> Stephen: I'VE GOT A LOT OF 417 00:27:57,642 --> 00:28:02,914 MONEY. "HELLO TOMORROW!" IS ON 418 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:07,118 APPLE TV+ NOW. IT IS HANK AZARIA, EVERY BUDDY. 419 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,321 WE'LL BE BACK WITH PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING JOURNALIST ISABEL 420 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:11,689 WILKERSON. 421 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:22,667 ♪ ♪ 422 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:26,337 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 423 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:30,141 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COMING UP RIGHT HERE ON THIS STAGE IN JUST 424 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:36,081 A MOMENT, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO STICK AROUND BECAUSE NONE 425 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:40,485 OTHER THAN DEPECHE MODE WILL BE OUT HERE IN JUST A MOMENT. 426 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,787 NEW ALBUM, NEW SONG. STICK AROUND FOR THAT. 427 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:46,191 BUT RIGHT NOW, MY NEXT GUEST 428 00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:47,659 IS A PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST AND AUTHOR OF 429 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,360 "THE WARMTH OF OTHER SUNS" AND "CASTE: THE ORIGINS OF OUR 430 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:53,398 DISCONTENTS." PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE 431 00:28:53,465 --> 00:29:08,346 SHOW," ISABEL WILKERSON! ♪ ♪ 432 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:13,017 SHOW," ISABEL WILKERSON! ♪ ♪ 433 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,719 >> Isabel: HELLO. >> Stephen: LOVELY TO HAVE YOU 434 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,955 ON. >> Isabel: THANK YOU FOR 435 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,223 HAVING ME. >> Stephen: THE NEW BOOK IS 436 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:19,591 "CASTE: THE ORIGINS OF OUR DISCONTENTS." 437 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:23,862 IT CAME OUT TWO YEARS AGO BUT IT'S NOW OUT IN PAPER BOOK. 438 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,698 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REVIEW CALLED IT "THE KEYNOTE 439 00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:32,403 NONFICTION BOOK OF THE AMERICAN CENTURY THUS FAR." 440 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:37,308 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF CASTE AND 441 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:41,579 HOW YOU PERCEIVE IT WHEN OUR OWN CULTURAL CONTEXT. 442 00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:45,850 >> Isabel: CASTE IS AN ARBITRARY, ARTIFICIAL RANKING ON 443 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,587 A VALUE IN SOCIETY AND WE OFTEN THINK OF THAT WORD APPLIED TO 444 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,757 INDIA. THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE CASTE 445 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:56,995 SYSTEM IN THE WORLD AND IT TURNED OUT THAT OUR FOUNDING 446 00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:59,564 FATHERS ACTUALLY REPLICATED OR CREATED A PARALLEL KIND OF 447 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,599 HIERARCHY. BUT WHAT THEY DID, YOU COULD USE 448 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:05,803 ANY NUMBER OF METRICS TO CREATE A CASTE SYSTEM. 449 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:09,407 YOU CAN USE RELIGION. YOU CAN USE ETHNIC CITY. 450 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:12,243 YOU COULD USE IMMIGRANT STATUS, LANGUAGE, ALL OF THAT. 451 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,647 IN OUR COUNTRY WITH THE COLONISTS CHOSE TO USE WAS THE 452 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:20,084 METRIC OF WHAT PEOPLE LOOK LIKE, MEANING RACE. 453 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:24,722 RACE WAS THE TOOL IT WAS USED TO DIVIDE TO DETERMINE WHO WOULD BE 454 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:31,763 SLAVE OR FREE. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE THIS 455 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:36,968 METAPHOR TO SORT OF EXPLAIN LIVING WITHIN A CASTE SYSTEM. 456 00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:42,807 >> Isabel: YEAH. ONE METAPHOR THAT I LOVE SO MUCH 457 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:45,376 AS THE METAPHOR OF THIS OLD HOUSE. 458 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:49,480 I SEE MYSELF AS THE BUILDING INSPECTOR OF THIS OLD HOUSE WE 459 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,749 CALL AMERICA. IF ANYONE HAS AN OLD HOUSE, THEY 460 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:55,386 NONE OF THE WORK IS NEVER DONE AN OLD HOUSE. 461 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,689 YOU'RE NEVER GET A NEW HOT WATER HEATER AND SAY I'LL NEVER HAVE 462 00:30:57,755 --> 00:31:03,661 TO THINK ABOUT THAT. OWNERS OF OLD HOUSES. 463 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,231 YOU KNOW THAT THE WORK IS NEVER DONE AND YOU DON'T EXPECT IT TO 464 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:09,767 SO WHEN YOU HAVE A COUNTRY SUCH AS OURS, HIS COUNTRY AS OLD AS 465 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,104 OURS IS, WE SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTING THAT THE WORK IS 466 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:17,842 ALWAYS DONE AND ALL DONE. THE OTHER THING ABOUT A HOUSE IS 467 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:20,345 A METAPHOR FOR UNDERSTANDING OURSELVES IS THAT WHEN YOU TAKE 468 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:23,681 POSSESSION OF AN OLD HOUSE AND I'M THE BUILDING INSPECTOR 469 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,851 HANDING YOU THIS REPORT AND YOU TAKE POSSESSION OF THAT OLD 470 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:31,689 HOUSE, YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THOSE UNEVEN PILLARS AND 471 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,591 CHOICE. YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED 472 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:38,429 THE FRAYED WIRING IN THE CORRODED PIPES BUT ANYTHING THAT 473 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:42,800 HAPPENS GOING FORWARD IS ON YOU. ANY FURTHER DETERIORATION IS ON 474 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:46,104 YOU. WHEN YOU TAKE ON THE TASK OF 475 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:50,541 TAKING POSSESSION OF AN OLD HOUSE, YOU DON'T GET NECESSARILY 476 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:52,443 EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. YOU MAY NOT LOVE WITH THE REPORT 477 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:56,147 IS SAYING BUT IT'S NOT PERSONAL. IT'S NOT ABOUT SHAME AND BLAME. 478 00:31:56,214 --> 00:32:03,321 SIT ABOUT RECOGNIZING THAT THISS THE SITUATION WE ARE IN, OUR 479 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,623 INHERITANCE AS AMERICANS, INHERITANCE IF YOU TAKE 480 00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:07,625 POSSESSION OF AN OLD HOUSE AND IT'S UP TO US TO ROLL UP OUR 481 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,862 SLEEVES AND GET TO WORK AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO FIX THIS 482 00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:13,831 OLD HOUSE. LOOK AT ALL THOSE SYSTEMS. 483 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:17,602 OVERHAUL THE SYSTEMS, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES SO IT CAN 484 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:21,906 REMAIN STANDING FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. 485 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,174 [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THERE IS AN ATTACK 486 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,377 ON TEACHING SOME OF OUR HISTORY RIGHT NOW ESPECIALLY ON SOME OF 487 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,814 THE FAR RIGHT, THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALSO LEADING PRESIDENTIAL 488 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,150 CONTENDERS. WHAT DO YOU SAY, WHAT WOULD YOU 489 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:35,620 WANT TO SAY TO THOSE WHO ARE LOOKING TO THROTTLE OR CONTROL 490 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,122 THE ACCESS TO INFORMATION ABOUT CERTAIN ASPECTS OF OUR HISTORY? 491 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:41,025 >> Isabel: LET ME GET BACK TO THE OLD HOUSE. 492 00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:45,463 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE BASEMENT AFTER A FLOOD, A RAIN 493 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,499 BUT IF YOU DON'T GO INTO THE BASEMENT, IT'S AT YOUR OWN 494 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:50,034 PERIL. WHATEVER IS LURKING IN THE 495 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:52,970 BASEMENT WILL BE THERE TO TALK TO YOU NO MATTER WHETHER YOU 496 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:55,540 KNOW IT OR NOT. IGNORANCE IS NO PROTECTION 497 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,308 AGAINST THE CONSEQUENCES OF INACTION. 498 00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,745 NOT KNOWING IS NOT PROTECTING YOURSELF. 499 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:08,152 [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: YOU HAVE SAID THAT 500 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:14,158 THE MURDER OF TYRE NICHOLS REMINDS US THAT CASTE IS NOT 501 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,361 REALLY IN FACT ABOUT BLACK OR WHITE. 502 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:18,896 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT? >> Isabel: WE ARE ACCUSTOMED 503 00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:22,500 TO THE POLARITY OF BLACK VERSUS WHITE. 504 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:26,270 WE ARE ACCUSTOMED TO SEEING IT WHEN THE PEOPLE INVOLVED LOOK A 505 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:32,110 CERTAIN WAY, AT THE EXTREMES OF THE POLAR CONFIGURATIONS IN OUR 506 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,512 COUNTRY. WHAT THE TYRE NICHOLS CASE SHOWS 507 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:39,784 US SO TRAGICALLY IS THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE IN THE DOMINANT 508 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,788 GROUP, THE DOMINANT CASTE IN ORDER TO DO ITS BIDDING. 509 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,791 WE ALL BEEN EXPOSED AND PROGRAMS TO RECOGNIZE WHAT THE HIERARCHY 510 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:51,929 IS, WHOSE LIVES ARE VALUED AND WHOSE LIVES ARE SO DEVALUED THAT 511 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:55,433 ANYONE IN ANY GROUP, INCLUDING ONE'S OWN, CAN ATTACK YOU. 512 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:59,904 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. AND SO TO MAINTAIN A CASTE 513 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:01,939 SYSTEM OF THE HIERARCHIES OF WHERE EVERYONE IS POSITION AND 514 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:06,477 MAINTAIN THE SOCIAL ORDER THAT WE ARE SO ACCUSTOMED TO THAT IS 515 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,781 A 400-YEAR-OLD SOCIAL ORDER, THERE ARE SENTINELS. 516 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:10,848 IN THAT CASE, THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 517 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:16,220 THEY WERE ENFORCERS OF THE CASTE SYSTEM. 518 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:20,625 >> Stephen: YOUR FATHER WAS A ENGINEER HE BUILT BRIDGES. 519 00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:22,693 YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT TO CARRY ON THAT LEGACY. 520 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,963 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? YOU ARE NOT AN ENGINEER. 521 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:29,600 >> Isabel: NO, HE WANTED ME TO BE AN ENGINEER BUT THAT WAS NOT 522 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,702 HAPPENING. HE FINALLY CAME AROUND AFTER A 523 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:34,338 WHILE. TO WHAT I CHOSE TO DO. 524 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:43,748 MY FATHER WAS TUSKEGEE AIRMEN. [APPLAUSE] 525 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:47,819 AND THESE WERE AMONG THE FINEST PILOTS OUR COUNTRY HAS EVER 526 00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:51,355 PRODUCED. AND YET WHEN THE WAR ENDED AND 527 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,459 THEY WENT OUT LOOKING TO PURSUE THAT WHICH THEY HAD LOVED AND 528 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:57,562 HAD SO PROVEN THEMSELVES TO BE CAPABLE OF, IT TURNED OUT THAT 529 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:01,399 THEY WERE PROHIBITED FROM BEING ABLE TO WORK AS PILOTS. 530 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:05,503 SPEAKING OF RESTRICTIONS AND CASTE AND SO THEY WERE NOT ABLE 531 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,738 TO GET JOBS. NO ONE WOULD HIRE THEM AS 532 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,640 PILOTS. THEY HAD TO GO OUT AND REMAKE 533 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,909 THEMSELVES. SOME OF MY FATHER'S FRIENDS, 534 00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:15,847 THEY WENT OFF AND GOT -- THEY BECAME DENTISTS, WENT INTO 535 00:35:15,913 --> 00:35:19,150 LAW AND MY FATHER WENT BACK TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER DEGREE IN 536 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:23,454 CIVIL ENGINEERING, SO HE BECAME LITERALLY THE BUILDER OF 537 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,890 BRIDGES. AND SO I AM THE DAUGHTER OF A 538 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:30,061 BUILDER OF BRIDGES. I TAKE THAT ON IS MY LEGACY AND 539 00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:34,232 EVERYTHING THAT I DO TO CONNECT OTHERWISE DISPARATE THINGS AND 540 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,402 TO SHOW THAT WHICH WE HAVE IN COMMON THAT WE MIGHT NOT 541 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,771 OTHERWISE BE SEEING. >> Stephen: ISABEL, THANK YOU 542 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:44,742 SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU. 543 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,245 "CASTE" IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK. 544 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,847 ISABEL WILKERSON, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 545 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:53,084 PERFORMANCE BY DEPECHE MODE. 546 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,158 >> Stephen: PERFORMING "GHOSTS AGAIN" 547 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:05,296 FROM THEIR UPCOMING ALBUM, "MEMENTO MORI," DEPECHE MODE. 548 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:14,672 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ 549 00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:29,620 ♪ ♪ 550 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:43,834 ♪ ♪ 551 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:48,606 >> ♪ WASTED FEELINGS ♪ 552 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:56,447 ♪ BROKEN MEANINGS ♪ ♪ TIME IS FLEETING ♪ 553 00:36:56,514 --> 00:37:03,421 ♪ SEE WHAT IT BRINGS ♪ ♪ HELLOS, GOODBYES, 554 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:15,566 ♪ A THOUSAND MIDNIGHTS ♪ ♪ LOST IN SLEEPLESS LULLABIES ♪ 555 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:21,005 ♪ HEAVEN'S DREAMING ♪ ♪ THOUGHTLESS THOUGHTS ♪ 556 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:25,910 ♪ MY FRIENDS ♪ ♪ WE KNOW WE'LL BE ♪ 557 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:40,858 ♪ GHOSTS AGAIN ♪ 558 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:50,234 ♪ GHOSTS AGAIN ♪ 559 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:54,739 ♪ ♪ ♪ SUNDAYS SHINING ♪ 560 00:37:54,805 --> 00:38:03,481 ♪ SILVER LININGS ♪ ♪ WEIGHTLESS HOURS ♪ 561 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:11,288 ♪ ALL MY FLOWERS ♪ ♪ A PLACE TO HIDE THE TEARS ♪ 562 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:24,568 ♪ THAT YOU CRIED ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY SAYS GOODBYE ♪ 563 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:33,544 ♪ FAITH IS SLEEPING ♪ ♪ LOVERS IN THE END ♪ 564 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:43,254 ♪ WHISPER WE'LL BE GHOSTS ♪ ♪ AGAIN ♪ 565 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:58,069 ♪ ♪ 566 00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:03,474 ♪ HEAVEN'S DREAMING ♪ ♪ THOUGHTLESS THOUGHTS ♪ 567 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:08,546 ♪ MY FRIENDS ♪ ♪ WE KNOW WE'LL BE GHOSTS ♪ 568 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:18,422 ♪ AGAIN ♪ ♪ FAITH IS SLEEPING ♪ 569 00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:24,161 ♪ LOVERS IN THE END ♪ ♪ WHISPER ♪ 570 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:32,269 ♪ WE'LL BE GHOSTS AGAIN ♪ 571 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:47,218 ♪ ♪ 572 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:48,652 ♪ ♪ 573 00:39:48,719 --> 00:40:03,601 ♪ ♪ 574 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,237 ♪ ♪ 575 00:40:06,303 --> 00:40:13,677 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: CHECK OUT ANOTHER 576 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,546 PERFORMANCE ON ColbertLateShow.com. 577 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:19,683 DEPECHE MODE, EVERYBODY. JOIN US NEXT WEEK. 578 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,420 MICHELLE YEOH, DAMIEN LEWIS, AND ONCE AGAIN PRINCE HARRY TAKES 579 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:27,491 THE COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE. GOOD NIGHT.