1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,104 SOME NEW REACTION TODAY AS DONALD TRUMP FACES MULTIPLE 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:07,774 CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS. THE BIG PICTURE HERE IS IT'S 3 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:09,642 SOMETIMES COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW ALL THE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS 4 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,779 OF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP. COMING UP, GET THOSE BRACKETS 5 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,948 READY. MARCH MADNESS 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:21,821 IS ABOUT TO TIP OFF. WELCOME TO CBS SPORTS. 7 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:24,057 I'M LARRY BOBERRY. AND I'M GARY NANANANAFOFERRY. 8 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,126 WELL, THE PROOF'S IN THE PUDDING AND THE PUDDING'S BEEN 9 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,428 SMEARED ON THE CAPITOL WALLS. IT'S MARCH MADNESS. 10 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,864 THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY, WHERE THE TOP 16 LAWSUITS AND 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,766 INVESTIGATIONS GO HEAD-TO-HEAD TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE ONE TO 12 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,535 BRING DOWN THE FORMER PRESIDENT. IT'S ANYONE'S FELONY. 13 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,538 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HOT MATCHUPS. 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,106 YOU'VE GOT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS GOING UP AGAINST 15 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,675 THE E. JEAN CARROLL DEFAMATION CASE. 16 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,612 IN THE EAST, WE'VE GOT THE JANUARY 6 RIOT VERSUS STORMY 17 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,781 DANIELS' HUSH MONEY. IT'S A TOSS-UP. 18 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,984 YOU'VE GOT INSURRECTION VERSUS HIS ERECTION. 19 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:55,688 BOTH MESSY AFFAIRS THAT LEFT A WOMAN DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED. 20 00:00:55,688 --> 00:01:01,194 NOW LET'S GO TO THE KISS CAM AND BOOM GOES MY LUNCH. 21 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:06,533 Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 22 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,670 TONIGHT... PAIN IN THE ASSET. 23 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:15,341 FIRST, STEPHEN WELCOMES... CHRISTINA RICCI, 24 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:19,879 FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI 25 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:23,483 AND MUSICAL GUEST ROBERT GLASPER 26 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:27,020 WITH YEBBA. FEATURING LOUIS CATO 27 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:32,959 AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,595 FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, 29 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:49,108 IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:53,680 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: THANKS, EVERYBODY. 31 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,717 WELCOME ONE AT ALL. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 32 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,386 CHILDREN OF ALL AGES. WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." 33 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:04,524 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 34 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,893 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WANT TO START OFF TONIGHT WITH SOME 35 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,929 GREAT NEWS ABOUT OUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM. 36 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,331 WE STILL HAVE ONE! OVER THIS WEEKEND, THERE WERE 37 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,100 SOME DOUBTS, THANKS TO THE RAPID IMPLOSION OF SILICON VALLEY 38 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:19,439 BANK, WHICH LAST WEEK COLLAPSED, AFTER LOSING ALL 39 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:24,777 OF ITS MONEY IN JUST 48 HOURS. I DON'T SEE HOW A BANK COULD 40 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,913 LOSE ALL THEIR MONEY? WHY DON'T THEY JUST ATTACH IT 41 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:33,820 TO THE CHAINS THEY PUT ON THE PENS? 42 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,989 THEN THEY CAN'T. IT'S PRETTY BAD WHEN THE FIRST 43 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:44,230 TIME YOU EVER HEAR OF A BANK IS WHEN THEY'RE GOING OUT OF 44 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,299 BUSINESS. BUT WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT 45 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:50,336 COMING FROM THEIR SLOGAN, SILICON VALLEY BANK. 46 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,672 "WE WILL BE MISSED." SILICON VALLEY WASN'T A NORMAL 47 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,074 BANK, AS WE WOULD THINK OF IT. THEY DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF 48 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:58,678 SMALL DEPOSITORS. THEY HAD A LOT OF TECH START-UPS 49 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:03,683 WITH LARGE AMOUNTS OF CASH THAT STARTUPS NEEDED TO TRANSFER 50 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,686 SOMEPLACE UNTIL THEY WITHDREW IT LATER. 51 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:11,357 MEANING SVB WAS SORT OF LIKE A VENMO FOR DROPBOX. 52 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:15,662 OR LIKE A TASKRABBIT FOR PAYPAL. 53 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,631 NO, IT WAS LIKE A GRINDER FOR GRUBHUB. 54 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:25,438 WHATEVER IT WAS. POINT IS, THESE TECH START UPS 55 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:30,810 HAD ACCOUNTS SO HUGE THAT THEY WERE TOO BIG TO BE FEDERALLY 56 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,978 INSURED. AND ON WEDNESDAY, IT WAS 57 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,747 REVEALED THAT SVB HAD INVESTED THESE MASSIVE DEPOSITS IN 58 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:38,484 TREASURY BONDS WHICH HAD LOST VALUE WHEN THE FED RAISED RATES, 59 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:42,589 WHICH THEY HAD TO SELL AT A LOSS TO COVER THEIR 60 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:48,595 DEPOSITS, SPARKING A RUN ON THE BANK. 61 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,697 AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF WHAT A RUN ON A BANK 62 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:54,534 FOR TECH START-UPS LOOKS LIKE. NO, BUT YOU'RE THINKING 63 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,704 OF THIS PLACE ALL WRONG, AS IF I HAD THE MONEY BACK 64 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,405 IN A SAFE. THE MONEY'S NOT HERE. 65 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,741 YOUR MONEY'S IN A SMART WATCH FOR DOGS, 66 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,510 AND YOURS IS IN AN ENERGY DRINK FOR GHOSTS. 67 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,580 Stephen: WITH OVER $200 BILLION IN ASSETS, THIS IS 68 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,417 THE SECOND-LARGEST BANK FAILURE IN U.S. HISTORY, SINCE THE 69 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:15,722 COLLAPSE OF WASHINGTON MUTUAL IN 2008. 70 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:19,425 IT'S 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN! BANKS ARE COLLAPSING, 71 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:23,229 FLIP PHONES ARE BACK, AND HILLARY CLINTON'S 72 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:31,337 GOT THE NOMINATION LOCKED UP! NO WAY OBAMA IS GOING TO TAKE 73 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:37,076 IT. HUSSEIN, COME ON. 74 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,478 THEN JUST 2 DAYS LATER, AFTER THE SECOND LARGEST BANK 75 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,746 COLLAPSE IN HISTORY, WE GOT THE THIRD LARGEST BANK COLLAPSE IN 76 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,414 HISTORY, WHEN REGULATORS ANNOUNCED THAT NEW YORK-BASED 77 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,884 SIGNATURE BANK HAD ALSO FAILED. YEAH, BUT IT FAILED IN THE 78 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:49,589 GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD! IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT HERE, 79 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,592 YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ANYWHERE! NOW, DON'T WORRY, GUYS, NEW YORK 80 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:59,065 IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. JUST GRAB YOURSELF AN ELMO HEAD, 81 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:03,169 GET OUT TO TIMES SQUARE, AND YOU SHAKE YOUR FURRY 82 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:07,206 MONEY-MAKERS! BACK ON TOP IN NO TIME. 83 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,442 TO STOP THE SPREAD OF FINANCIAL PANIC, ON SUNDAY, TREASURY 84 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,411 SECRETARY JANET YELLIN ANNOUNCED THE FEDS WILL FULLY 85 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,514 REIMBURSE THE BANKS' CUSTOMERS USING CASH FROM THE 86 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:18,885 DEPOSIT INSURANCE FUND, WHICH HAS OVER $100 BILLION IN IT. 87 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,988 A TREASURY OFFICIAL SAYS THAT AMOUNT IS 88 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,825 "MORE THAN FULLY SUFFICIENT" TO COVER SVB AND SIGNATURE 89 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,428 DEPOSITORS, BUT NPR REPORTS THAT NOW "THE FUND IS GOING TO BE 90 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,464 PRETTY DEPLETED." SO WE'RE TOTALLY FINE AS LON AS 91 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,634 WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CRISIS. IT'S LIKE THE FIRE 92 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,769 EXTINGUISHER SAYS, "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, 93 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,805 TOUGH LUCK! YOU USED THIS LAST YEAR! 94 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:47,413 MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD." THE FLAMES, THE FLAMES ARE YOUR 95 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,083 FRIENDS NOW. IN ADDITION, FEDERAL OFFICIALS 96 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,918 ARE AUCTIONING OFF SILICON VALLEY BANK. 97 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,854 THEY'RE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS AT THE AUCTION. 98 00:05:54,854 --> 00:06:03,763 THEY'VE EVEN GOT ONE OF THOSE INFLATABLE JANET YELLINS. 99 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:07,166 THAT'S GOOD. PRESIDENT BIDEN ADDRESSED THE 100 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,035 CRISIS THIS MORNING. EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD FEEL 101 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,236 CONFIDENT THEIR DEPOSITS WILL BE THERE. 102 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,506 YOUR DEPOSITS ARE SAFE. AMERICANS CAN HAVE CONFIDENCE 103 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,743 THAT THE BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS, 104 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:21,614 AMERICANS CAN REST ASSURED THAT OUR BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE. 105 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:25,251 Stephen: NOT AS COMFORTING AS HE IMAGINES. 106 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:28,354 NO ONE WANTS A CALL FROM THE BABYSITTER THAT GOES, 107 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,524 "THE KIDS ARE SAFE. YOU CAN HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE 108 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,527 THAT THE KIDS ARE SAFE. REST ASSURED, 109 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:39,398 YOUR KIDS ARE SAFE. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS: 110 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:43,436 ALL KIDS HAVE ALL FINGERS AND THE TOASTER OVEN IS NOWHERE 111 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:55,848 NEAR THE BATHTUB." ALL AMERICANS SHOULD KNOW. 112 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,118 BECAUSE ALSO A LITTLE UNSET UNSETTLING, BIDEN GAVE THE 113 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:02,555 SPEECH AT 9:00 A.M. PRESIDENTS NEVER SPEAK 114 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,756 THAT EARLY. BIDEN SPEAKING AT 9:00 A.M. 115 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,091 IS LIKE YOUR PARENTS CALLING YOU AT 9:00 A.M. 116 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:09,362 "OH, GOD. EITHER SOMEBODY'S DEAD OR THE 117 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,132 INTERNET IS DOWN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO FLY TO OHIO 118 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:18,271 TO PRESS A RESET BUTTON." SPEAKING OF FAILURES, WE HAVE AN 119 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:28,815 UPDATE ON MIKE PENCE, SEEN HERE [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 120 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:33,820 SEEN HERE THINKING ABOUT NAPKINS. 121 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:36,756 OL' MIKEY P. GAVE A SPEECH TO JOURNALISTS AT THE ANNUAL 122 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:40,760 GRIDIRON SEX CLUB DINNER, AND HE CAME OUT HARD AGAINST HIS OLD 123 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,062 BOSS, SAYING, "THE EX PRESIDENT WAS WRONG. 124 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:45,731 I HAD NO RIGHT TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION. 125 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,966 AND HIS RECKLESS WORDS ENDANGERED MY FAMILY 126 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:51,871 AND EVERYONE AT THE CAPITOL THAT DAY." 127 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,807 "I KNOW THAT HISTORY WILL HOLD THE EX-PRESIDENT ACCOUNTABLE." 128 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,943 OKAY, THAT'S COOL ABOUT HISTORY AND STUFF, BUT COULD THE JUSTICE 129 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:01,080 DEPARTMENT HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE? 130 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:06,986 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OR MAYBE... 131 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,221 OR THE MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY? 132 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,657 OR THE BASKIN ROBBINS BIRTHDAY CLUB? 133 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,626 ANYONE? ANYONE ALIVE NOW? 134 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,529 BECAUSE MIKE PENCE ISN'T GONNA DO JACK SQUAT. 135 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,966 JUST LAST WEEK, HE ASKED A JUDGE TO BLOCK THE SPECIAL COUNSEL'S 136 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:23,569 SUBPOENA FOR HIS JANUARY 6TH TESTIMONY, ARGUING THAT 137 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,706 "SERVING AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE ESSENTIALLY MAKES 138 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,676 HIM A MEMBER OF THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH." 139 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:35,748 OKAY, TECHNICALLY TRUE, BUT BARELY. 140 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:39,619 THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SAYING, "FOR YOUR 141 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:40,753 INFORMATION, I'M A MEMBER OF THE UNITED MILEAGE PLUS, SO 142 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:47,026 LEGALLY, I'M ALLOWED TO LAND THIS 747." 143 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:52,598 GIMME THE KEYS. THERE ARE NO KEYS? 144 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,233 OKAY. BUT IT WASN'T ALL JANUARY 6. 145 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,369 PENCE HAD SOME FUN, TOLD SOME JOKES, AND EVEN DID A BIT OF AN 146 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,039 IMPRESSION OF HIS OLD BOSS. "HELLO. 147 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,974 IT IS I, THE GODLESS PRESIDENT. 148 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:05,811 I WOULD LIKE ANOTHER "CHEESED" BURGER, PLEASE." 149 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:09,949 NOW, FOR MY ROBERT DE NIRO. HELLO. 150 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,585 I AM ACCLAIMED ACTOR, DESERVING OF RESPECT AND ADMIRATION, 151 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,553 ROBERT DE NIRO. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME. 152 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:17,390 I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE. WHO IN THE 153 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,327 H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE YOU TALKING TO, 154 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,730 IF NOT ME?" PENCE IS TAKING SHOTS 155 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,966 AT THE EX PREZ AND TELLING ZINGERS FOR A REASON. 156 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,335 ACCORDING TO HIS TOP ADVISER, "MIKE IS IN A 157 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:33,773 DIFFERENT PLACE WHERE HE CAN BE SORT OF FREE AND LIBERATED." 158 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:37,944 SO...HE'S NOT GONNA TESTIFY, BUT HE'S GONNA WEAR 159 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:44,350 A SNOOPY TIE. LAST NIGHT WAS THE OSCARS, 160 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:52,191 THE BIGGEST NIGHT FOR MOVIES ON TV 161 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:55,227 IT'S TV'S BIGGEST NIGHT FOR MOVIES OTHER THAN WHEN TBS 162 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,696 AIRS "FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL." 163 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,397 THERE WERE SO MANY EXCITING WINS LAST NIGHT. 164 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,700 MICHELLE YEOH MADE HISTORY BY BECOMING THE FIRST ASIAN WOMAN 165 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,203 TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTRESS 166 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,806 AND HOLLYWOOD COMEBACK KID BRENDAN FRASER TOOK HOME BEST 167 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:12,712 ACTOR FOR HIS ROLE IN "THE WHALE," AS WELL AS THE 168 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:15,915 AWARD FOR MOST NAUTICAL METAPHORS. 169 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:19,986 I'M GRATEFUL TO DARREN ARONOFSKY FOR THROWING ME A 170 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:23,656 CREATIVE LIFELINE AND HAULING ME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP 171 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,657 "THE WHALE." IT WAS WRITTEN BY 172 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,560 SAMUEL D. HUNTER, WHO IS OUR LIGHTHOUSE. 173 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:34,266 GENTLEMEN, YOU LAID YOUR WHALE-SIZED HEARTS BARE 174 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,870 I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT ONLY WHALES CAN SWIM AT THE DEPTH 175 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:41,307 OF THE TALENT OF HONG CHAU. IT'S BEEN LIKE I'VE BEEN IN A 176 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,277 DIVING EXPEDITION AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. 177 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:49,382 Stephen: OKAY, LOVELY MOMENT BUT 178 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,983 QUICK QUESTION, DID BRENDAN WATCH HIS OWN 179 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:55,287 MOVIE? 'CAUSE I DID, AND IT WASN'T 180 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,156 ABOUT HAVING FUN ON THE HIGH SEAS. 181 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:01,594 I ALSO LOVED "TAR." ALL THAT HOT, STICKY TAR! 182 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:05,031 REALLY SWALLOWED THAT SABER TOOTHED TIGER. 183 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,399 AND THE MAMMOTH. AND "ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN 184 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,767 FRONT"-- NOT A PEEP ON THAT FRONT! 185 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:13,406 JUST SHHHH." THE BIGGEST WINNERS WERE 186 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,542 FRIENDS OF THE SHOW, DANIELS, WHO TOOK HOME OSCARS FOR BEST 187 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:20,579 PICTURE, BEST DIRECTOR, AND BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY FOR THEIR 188 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:26,719 FILM "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE." 189 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:37,530 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] QUOTE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL 190 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,634 AT ONCE," OR AS YOUR PARENTS CALL IT "WE WERE CONFUSED." 191 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,502 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 192 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,670 MY GUESTS ARE CHRISTINA RICCI AND FORMER WHITE HOUSE 193 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,706 PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, 194 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,775 "MEANWHILE"! CHECK IT OUT. 195 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,953 Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY. 196 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:40,426 HELLO, LOUIS. HELLO, JOSEPH. 197 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:46,165 WHAT'S GOING ON? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 198 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:51,070 I JUST WANT TO SAY, BEFORE WE GET STARTED HERE, I DON'T KNOW, 199 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,740 DID ANY OF YOU GUYS WATCH THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT? 200 00:12:54,740 --> 00:13:00,746 I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIEND JIMMY KIMMEL. 201 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,215 AMAZING JOB. Louis: HE HOSTED. 202 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:07,786 Stephen: MEAT AND POTATOES OSCAR, NOTHING FANCY. 203 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,489 LET THE STARS COME ON STAGE AND CRY. 204 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,392 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. I LIKE WATCHING THE PRETTY 205 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,661 PEOPLE CRY. THAT'S WHY I LIKE WATCHING THE 206 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:19,431 OSCARS. FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME 207 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:23,769 MOUNTING PRODUCTIONS OF THE DAY'S BIGGEST NEWS, DRESSING IT 208 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,372 IN THE MOST TOPICAL STORY COSTUMES WITH RICCARDO CHAILLY 209 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:30,743 CONDUCTING THE NEWSIEST GIACOMO PUCCINI SCORE, ALL SO I 210 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,811 CAN PRESENT THE EPIC TEATRO LA SCALA OPERA 211 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,514 THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, I AM DISGORGED 212 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:39,218 FROM THE BILGE OF A DISCOUNT CRUISE SHIP INTO THE SWASH 213 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:42,321 OF A WASTE TREATMENT PLANT, ASSEMBLE SOME CRUSTY STUFFED 214 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:46,592 ANIMALS THAT I'VE PRIED FROM THE FRONT GRILLE OF A GARBAGE TRUCK, 215 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,527 THEN MAKE THEM WATCH ME PULL A RAVENOUS POSSUM OUT OF 216 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:52,631 A SOILED WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CRATE IN THE RUMPLED CASTAWAY'S 217 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,769 MAGIC SHOW OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT, 218 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:08,113 "MEANWHILE." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 219 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,682 PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH IS WHAT THAT IS. 220 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,919 THAT IS PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH. MEANWHILE, IN BOOZE NEWS, 221 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,955 RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THEY CAN QUICKLY SOBER UP 222 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:19,225 DRUNK MICE BY BOOSTING THEIR LEVELS OF A NATURALLY PRODUCED 223 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:23,529 HORMONE CALLED FGF21, WHICH INCREASES THE URGE IN MICE 224 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,766 TO DRINK WATER WHILE INTOXICATED AND COULD ACTIVELY SUPPRESS 225 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:33,339 THE DESIRE FOR ALCOHOL. IT ALSO MARKEDLY DECREASED 226 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,607 THE URGE IN MICE TO SCREAM THAT THEY WANT TO SING 227 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:42,281 THE LADY GAGA PART OF "SHALLOW." MEANWHILE, A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT 228 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,950 ABSTAINING FROM MASTURBATION RAISES YOUR RISK OF ANXIETY 229 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:48,921 AND DEPRESSION. THOUGH SCIENTISTS ALSO WARN THAT 230 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:52,958 FREQUENT MASTURBATION DOES ALSO INCREASE YOUR CHANCE OF 231 00:14:52,958 --> 00:15:03,969 STROKE. [APPLAUSE] 232 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,305 MEANWHILE, OVER IN THE CANDY AISLE, WE'VE JUST LEARNED 233 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,575 THAT REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS ARE GOING VEGAN, 234 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,644 WITH THE NEW OPTION FEATURING CHOCOLATES MADE WITH OATS 235 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,648 INSTEAD OF MILK. WHEREAS MOUNDS BARS WILL STILL 236 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:20,686 BE MADE WITH MILK CHOCOLATE AND SHREDDED BATH MAT. 237 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:21,820 "MOUNDS: AT LEAST WE'RE NOT 238 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:30,062 NECCO WAFERS." MEANWHILE, IN CALIFORNIA LAST 239 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,097 WEEK, AT LEAST FIVE GOATS WERE SPOTTED RUNNING LOOSE 240 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:36,635 IN THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO, BUT THE ORIGINS OF THE ANIMALS 241 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:40,773 REMAIN A MYSTERY. MAYBE THEY ESCAPED FROM A FARM. 242 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,576 OR MAYBE THEY'RE IN TOWN FILMING THE LATEST 243 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,513 "FULL HOUSE" REBOOT. ♪ EVERYWHERE YOU ♪ 244 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,182 BAH ♪ EVERYWHERE YOU ♪ 245 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,418 BAHHH ♪ THERE'S A BAAHHH 246 00:15:52,418 --> 00:16:01,727 ♪ THERE'S A HAND TO HOLD ♪ BAH, BAH ♪ 247 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,262 Stephen: MEANWHILE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE GO FROM 248 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,930 THERE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE LAST 249 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:08,500 STORY. WE'LL KEEP GOING. 250 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,202 MEANWHILE, DICTIONARY.COM ANNOUNCED 251 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,770 THAT THEY'VE ADDED MORE THAN 300 NEW WORDS, INCLUDING 252 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,372 DEADASS, WHICH MEANS "GENUINELY, SINCERELY, 253 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,041 OR TRULY," AND NOT, AS I SUSPECTED, 254 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:24,750 THE TITLE OF THE SADDEST SHREK SEQUEL. 255 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,954 I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED EARLIER. I SHOULD'VE STOPPED ONE STORY 256 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,390 EARLIER. MEANWHILE, IN FOOD NEWS, 257 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,860 VAN LEEUWEN AND HIDDEN VALLEY ARE RELEASING A HIDDEN VALLEY 258 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,330 RANCH ICE CREAM AND RECOMMEND YOU 259 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,965 "HAVE IT BY ITSELF OR PAIR IT WITH SOME SALTY 260 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,802 SNACKS FOR AN AFTERNOON OR LATE-NIGHT PICK-ME-UP!" 261 00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,205 IF YOU'RE EATING RANCH-FLAVORED DESSERTS IN THE MIDDLE 262 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:50,342 OF THE NIGHT, YOU DON'T NEED A PICK-ME-UP. 263 00:16:50,342 --> 00:17:00,352 YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION. BUT ALL RIGHT, I'LL BITE. 264 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:05,591 LET'S SEE: FIRST INGREDIENTS ARE CREAM, MILK, CANE SUGAR, OKAY. 265 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:10,562 BUT THEN GARLIC POWDER AND ONION POWDER. 266 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,898 WOW! THE TOP TWO POWDERS I WOULD NOT 267 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:16,535 WANT TO FIND IN MY ICE CREAM, JUST AHEAD OF "TALCUM" 268 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:22,241 AND "GUN." HOW DOES IT TASTE? 269 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:26,712 WELL, LET'S FIND OUT. SHALL WE? 270 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:32,918 EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT ME TO DO. 271 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:39,258 OKEY-DOKEY. OKEY-SMOKEY. 272 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:46,165 WOW. I'M GONNA SAVE THAT 273 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:53,539 FOR LATER. I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY KEEP 274 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:59,144 THAT VALLEY HIDDEN. 'CAUSE GOD HELP ME IF I EVER 275 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,779 FIND THEM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 276 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:01,814 CHRISTINA RICCI. ♪ ♪ 277 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:32,978 Stephen: WOW. YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THE BAND. 278 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,280 WELCOME BACK ON EVERYBODY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 279 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,348 MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR 280 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,950 YOU KNOW FROM "THE ADDAMS FAMILY," "MONSTER," 281 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:43,422 AND "YELLOWJACKETS." HI. 282 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,290 GUESS WHO. IT'S MISTY. 283 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,259 AGAIN. THIRD TIME TODAY ACTUALLY. 284 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:53,398 WHAT IS UP WITH YOU ANYWAY? ARE YOU HAVING A SPA DAY WITHOUT 285 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:56,201 ME? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT 286 00:18:56,201 --> 00:19:00,739 THAT HAS MET WITH FOUL PLAY SO I COULD RELEASE THE SUPPORT OF MY 287 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:05,911 TEAMMATES. CALL ME BACK. 288 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,880 Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," 289 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:24,763 CHRISTINA RICCI. ♪ ♪ 290 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:29,134 Christina: I NEVER NOTICED THE CEILING BEFORE. 291 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,068 Stephen: IT'S LOVELY, ISN'T IT? 292 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,338 Christina: GIVES US SOMETHING TO LOOK AT. 293 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,775 Stephen: THERE YOU GO. IT'S CHRISTINA RICCI, EVERYBODY. 294 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,044 LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. Christina: LOVELY TO SEE 295 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,145 YOU. Stephen: IT'S BEEN TOO 296 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,748 LONG. Stephen: I KNOW. 297 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:47,920 Stephen: THE FIRST SEASON OF "YELLOW JACKETS CHEMICALS 298 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,590 WHAT HUGE SENSATION. DOES SUCCESS LIKE THAT CHANGE 299 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:56,295 THE VIBE ON THE SET WHEN YOU GO TO SHOOT SEASON TWO? 300 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,531 Christina: YES. EVERYBODY WAS TERRIFIED. 301 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:04,169 Stephen: YOU SHOWED UP AND SOMEONE SAID YAY, IT'S GOOD. 302 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,306 SECOND SEASON. NOW WE HAVE TO BE GOOD. 303 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,275 Christina: A LOT OF HYPE AND BUILD UP ABOUT HOW GOOD 304 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,878 EVERYTHING IS. I LIKE TO COME IN WITH LOW 305 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:17,683 EXPECTATIONS AND THEN BE LIKE, PLEASANT SURPRISE. 306 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,085 THIS IS REALLY KILLING THAT WHOLE MODE. 307 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,689 FOR ME. BUT YEAH, IT WAS REALLY SCARY. 308 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,592 IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO BE SO WELL RECEIVED IN THE ACCOLADES AND 309 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:30,562 EVERYTHING WITHIN YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. 310 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:35,534 AND MAKE SURE-- FOR ME, I WAS LIKE OKAY, SHE IS 311 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,136 SO SPECIFIC, THIS CHARACTER I PLAY. 312 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,673 PEOPLE PICKED OUT LITTLE THINGS LIKE THE WAY I WALKED. 313 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,710 Stephen: YOU HAD KIND OF INTERESTING WADDLE. 314 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,346 Christina: I DID BUT I WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME SO MY WALK 315 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,716 WAS BECAUSE I HAD A BABY INSIDE OF ME. 316 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:56,254 SO WHEN I WENT BACK TO DO SEASON TWO, WHY CAN'T I DO THE WALK? 317 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,990 OH. I'M NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE. 318 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,560 SO THERE WERE LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT. 319 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:08,400 IT'S INTIMIDATING, THE SHOE THEW COMES OUT IN TWO WEEKS. 320 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,205 I HOPE IT'S GOOD, I HOPE EVERYBODY LIKES IT. 321 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:17,376 Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER HAS A LOVE INTEREST. 322 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,879 OUR OLD FRIEND, ELIJAH WOOD. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU 323 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:25,017 GUYS HAVE WORKED TOGETHER. YOU WERE BOTH IN THE ICE STORM. 324 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,052 WAS IT FUN TO REUNITE? Christina: IT WAS FUN. 325 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,188 I WAS SO EXCITED TO WORK WITH HIM AGAIN. 326 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,457 WE WERE 15 YEARS OLD AND WE WORKED TOGETHER ORIGINALLY AND I 327 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,994 REMEMBER EVERYTHING AND HE REMEMBERS NOTHING, JUST LIKE 328 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:40,032 EVERY MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN. SO YOU KNOW. 329 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:45,470 Stephen: [LAUGHS] Christina: NO, ELIJAH IS 330 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,839 AMAZING. HE'S SO FUN. 331 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,075 MOST-- A LOT OF, MOST OF THE SEASON FOR 332 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:54,946 ME WAS SPENT WITH ELIJAH IN TWO-MAN SCENES. 333 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,682 IT WAS SO FUN. Stephen: WE SAW THE CLIP 334 00:21:56,682 --> 00:22:02,354 JUST THERE IN YOUR CHARACTER IS PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 335 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,355 VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. Christina: I LOVE IT. 336 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,258 Stephen: IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJOY? 337 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,996 Christina: I'M A VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSON. 338 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,832 I AM 5'2". I CAN'T BE OPENLY AGGRESSIVE. 339 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,301 I'LL GET KILLED. I EMPLOY PASSIVE AGGRESSION ALL 340 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,638 THE TIME. Stephen: OKAY, SURE. 341 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:23,008 Christina: YOU CAN SAY "I'M SORRY. 342 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,409 I MEANT THAT. BECAUSE WHAT YOU CAN APOLOGIZE, 343 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,746 SAY THAT THEY HEARD IT WRONG. Stephen: THINGS LIKE, FROM 344 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:31,383 THE SOUTH, LIKE, BLESS YOUR HEART. 345 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,719 OR "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 346 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,955 YOU HAVE ANY GO-TOS, SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE TO DO? 347 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,790 Christina: OF SOMEONE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO ME IN 348 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:43,295 PUBLIC, I WOULD SAY I'M SORRY, DID YOU NEED TO STAND YOUR? 349 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:50,035 WHICH IS, WHATEVER. AT WORK, I WILL SING DERISIVE-- 350 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:57,442 I WILL SING A LITTLE DERISIVE SONG TO THE TUNE OF FROZEN'S "DO 351 00:22:57,442 --> 00:23:00,145 YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN." SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING ANNOYING 352 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:06,017 AND I PUT LYRICS TO IT. I'LL DO THAT MYSELF, THANKS, YOU 353 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:08,987 DON'T NEED TO TOUCH. OH, YOU NEED TO TOUCH MY ANKLE? 354 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,223 AND THEN I WILL SING A SONG ABOUT HOW THEY NEEDED TO TOUCH 355 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:16,027 MY ANKLE. TO "DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A 356 00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:18,630 SNOWMAN." IT SOUNDS PLEASANT. 357 00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:19,765 Stephen: CAN I HAVE AN EXAMPLE. 358 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,734 Christina: I CAN'T. DON'T MAKE ME SING ON YOUR SHOW. 359 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:35,080 USE YOUR IMAGINATION. Stephen: ♪ DID YOU NEED TO 360 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,748 TOUCH MY ANKLE ♪ Christina: IT GOES LIKE 361 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,116 THAT. WHEN YOU DON'T SING? 362 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:41,019 I BET YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE. Christina: I DON'T. 363 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:41,620 Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WILL BE BACK 364 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,687 WITH MORE CHRISTINA RICCI. 365 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,396 Stephen: WE ARE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF 366 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:55,500 "YELLOWJACKETS," CHRISTINA RICCI. 367 00:23:55,500 --> 00:24:02,407 CHRISTINA RICCI, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT WEDNESDAY, ANOTHER 368 00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:06,144 SENSATION. OBVIOUSLY EVERYBODY REMEMBERS 369 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:12,050 YOU AS WEDNESDAY ADDAMS IN THE ADDAMS FAMILY MOVIES. 370 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:18,824 SUCH A FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE. THERE'S A NEW GENERATION, NEW 371 00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:22,460 GENERATION EMBRACING JEN ORTEGA. BUT ALSO YOU'RE IN THE SERIES AS 372 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,429 WELL. YOU ARE MARILYN THORNHILL. 373 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:28,099 TELL ME ABOUT MARILYN. Christina: MARILYN IS THE 374 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,870 BOTANY TEACHER AT NEVERMORE ACADEMY. 375 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:36,541 WHERE THE OUTSIDERS AND THE CHILDREN WITH SUPERNATURAL 376 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:42,080 TALENTS ARE GOING. SHE'S THE ONLY NORMATIVE 377 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,982 TEACHER. SHE HAS NO SUPERNATURAL SKILLS. 378 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:48,653 TURNS OUT SHE'S NOT AS NICE AS SHE SEEMED TO BE IN THE 379 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:53,592 BEGINNING. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 380 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,994 Stephen: THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE REDISCOVERING 381 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,262 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS UNLOVING THAT CHARACTER. 382 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,765 Christina: IT'S REALLY FUN. SHE'S A GREAT CHARACTER. 383 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:03,235 YOU THINK ABOUT ROLE MODELS FOR YOUNG PEOPLE. 384 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:07,839 THAT'S A GREAT CHARACTER. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS. 385 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,442 SHE'S NEVER GOING TO CONFORM. SHE'S NEVER GOING TO TRY TO BE 386 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,244 WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS SHE SHOULD BE. 387 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,079 SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE TO PLEASE ANYONE. 388 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,682 THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 389 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:21,119 Stephen: I AGREE. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SINCE YOU 390 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,423 WERE JUST A KID AND YOU WORK WITH SOME AMAZING PEOPLE. 391 00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:31,630 CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, ANJELICA HUSTON, CHER. 392 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:35,433 WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, DID ANYBODY TAKE YOU ASIDE AND SAY HEY, THIS 393 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:39,104 IS HOW SHOW BUSINESS WORKS QUESTION WHAT DID ANYONE TRY TO 394 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,972 EDUCATE YOU TO WHERE THE BUSINESSES. 395 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:44,342 Christina: WHEN I WAS NINE, MY FIRST MOVIE WAS "MERMAIDS" 396 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:51,182 WITH CHER AND CHER LITERALLY ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUESTION I 397 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,450 HAD. WANTED ME TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING 398 00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:55,353 ON, WE CHANGED DIRECTORS IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING AND SHE DIDN'T 399 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:58,156 WANT ME TO FEEL SCARED OR INSECURE SO SHE WOULD HAVE 400 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,292 PRODUCTION MEETINGS IN HER TRAILER AND SHE WOULD HIDE ME IN 401 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,461 THE BACK SO I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON. 402 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,964 SHE FELT LIKE IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT THAT EVEN THOUGH I WAS 403 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:09,301 A CHILD I STILL UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS GOING ON. 404 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,203 Stephen: BY LISTENING, DID YOU UNDERSTAND? 405 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:14,706 Christina: I DID AND HONESTLY MADE ME FEEL MORE 406 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:18,777 SECURE KNOWING-- SOMETIMES YOU THINK THE PROBLEM 407 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:21,079 IS YOU AND I THINK SHE REALLY WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I 408 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,615 UNDERSTOOD THAT THERE WAS CHAOS ON THE SET BUT IT HAD NOTHING TO 409 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,517 DO WITH ME AND ALL OF THIS STUFF. 410 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:30,088 IT WAS REALLY GREAT. EVERYBODY IS WONDERFUL-- 411 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:35,694 EVERY BIT AS WONDERFUL AS YOU THINK CHER WOULD BE. 412 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:40,031 Stephen: DO YOU EVER, LIGHT, WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE WHO 413 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:45,904 ARE AS YOUNG AS YOU WERE AT THAT TIME, DO YOU MENTOR THEM? 414 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:50,008 Christina: YES, IF SOMEBODY ASKS ME QUESTIONS, I WILL 415 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:53,311 ABSOLUTELY GIVE THEM ANSWERS BUT A LOT OF TIMES THE PEOPLE 416 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:55,213 PLAYING THE TEENAGERS ARE ACTUALLY 26 IS OLDER MAY HAVE 417 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:59,117 BEEN WORKING SINCE THEY WERE FIVE SO THEY DON'T NEED MY 418 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,218 CONDESCENSION. FRANKLY. 419 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:03,154 Stephen: IT IS THE RIVERDALE SITUATION. 420 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:10,895 Christina: YEAH, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE ASK ME, DID YOU GIVE-- 421 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,030 Secretary Jean-Pierre: THE PLAYS YOUNG MISTY. 422 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,031 DID YOU GIVE HER ADVICE? SHE HAS BEEN WORKING FOR LIKE 15 423 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,466 YEARS. SHE IS 26. 424 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:18,370 SHE DOESN'T NEED ME. Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU 425 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,373 AND YOU GOT STARTED? Christina: I WAS SEVEN. 426 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:22,540 Stephen: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 427 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,377 Christina: I WAS IN A CHRISTMAS PAGEANT AND I WAS NOT 428 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,245 CAST AS THE LEAD. I THOUGHT THAT WAS WRONG. 429 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:33,151 I WAS ONE OF THE LEAD'S FRIENDS. THE LEAD PART WAS WRITTEN FOR A 430 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,653 BOY. I DIDN'T LIKE THAT AND I 431 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:39,457 PROVOKED HIM INTO BEING NAUGHTY, WHICH WAS HITTING ME. 432 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:44,062 I GOT HIM TO HIT ME AND I TOLD THE TEACHER AND THEN I GOT THE 433 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:48,433 PART. Stephen: 434 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:49,768 PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. Christina: YES. 435 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:53,405 Stephen: I KNOW NEVER TO CROSS YOU. 436 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:57,108 HE'S AN TWO OF "YELLOWJACKETS" PREMIERES FRIDAY, MARCH 24 ON 437 00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,211 SHOWTIME. CHRISTINA RICCI, EVERYBODY. 438 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,346 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FORMER WHITE HOUSE WHITE HOUSE 439 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,448 PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI. 440 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:21,666 ♪ ♪ Stephen: OH, HI. 441 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:29,174 WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 442 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,743 MY NEXT GUEST IS THE FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY 443 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:35,280 WHO IS NOW ANCHORING HER OWN SHOW ON MSNBC. 444 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:53,698 PLEASE WELCOME JEN PSAKI. HELLO, JEN PSAKI. 445 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,066 HELLO. Jen: I'M PRETTY EXCITED TO 446 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,167 BE HERE. Stephen: I'M EXCITED TO 447 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,070 HAVE YOU HERE. Jen: IT'S MUTUAL. 448 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:02,040 Stephen: YOU HAVE THE NEW SHOW ON MSNBC, "INSIDE WITH 449 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,142 JEN PSAKI." WHAT-- 450 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,478 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE PERSON ASKING THE QUESTIONS AS 451 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:11,449 OPPOSED TO THE PERSON WHOSE GETTING GRILLED BY THE PRESS? 452 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:15,186 Jen: [LAUGHS] I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 453 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,188 THE THING THAT HAS-- THAT THE TWO JOBS HAVE IN COMMON 454 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:18,957 IS THAT WHEN I WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE THE THING THAT I 455 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:23,828 LOVE THAT THE MOST ABOUT IT IS WHEN I HAD TO GO FIGURE OUT, GO 456 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:26,464 DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OF AN ISSUE AND FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS 457 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,600 HAPPENING AND THEN EXPLAIN IT TO THE PUBLIC. 458 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,904 THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING SIMILAR. 459 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:35,006 Stephen: IT IS "INSIDE WITH JEN PSAKI." 460 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:37,609 YOU'RE AN INSIDER. Jen: WE ARE GOING TO GO 461 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,611 INSIDE OF ISSUES AND INSIDE PEOPLE'S LIVES. 462 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,113 Stephen: BUT YOU ARE ALSO AN INSIDER IN THIS 463 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,948 ADMINISTRATION. YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE. 464 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,784 Jen: THAT'S TRUE, YES. Stephen: IT'S BEEN SAID THE 465 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:50,088 VALUE OF THE PRESSES TO COMFORT THE AFFLICTED AND AFFLICT THE 466 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,891 COMFORTABLE. ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO THROW 467 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:56,361 SOME PAINT MAKERS OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO PROVE THEY ARE 468 00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:59,497 INDEPENDENT OF YOUR OLD BOSS? Jen: I DON'T KNOW IF I AM A 469 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,866 GOOD HAYMAKER THROWER. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY 470 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:05,136 WHAT THAT IS. BUT WHAT I DO COMMIT TO DOING. 471 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,740 ONE, I WILL START WITH THIS. I THINK IT'S AN ADVANTAGE FOR 472 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:12,343 THE VIEWERS OF MY SHOW THAT I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SITTING IN THE 473 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:16,014 ROOM FOR 20 YEARS. I'VE SAT IN THE SITUATION ROOM, 474 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,983 IN THE OVAL OFFICE FOR TWO PRESIDENTS, BY THE WAY. 475 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,419 I HAVE TRAVELED AROUND THE WORLD WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATE AND 476 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,555 BENT ON CAMPAIGN BUSES SO I CAN ACTUALLY CALL OUT THINGS THAT 477 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:26,891 ARE HAPPENING. YOU DON'T-- 478 00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:31,563 AND WHEN YOU DON'T NEED TO FREAK OUT. 479 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,998 BUT I'M ALSO NOT AFRAID TO CALL BALLS AND STRIKES. 480 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:39,337 WHEN PRESIDENT BIDEN AND OTHERS DESERVE THAT, I'LL DO THAT BUT 481 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,206 I'M NOT GOING TO GRATUITOUSLY ATTACK THEM EITHER. 482 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:49,180 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CAN EXPECT. Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT 483 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,784 THE PEOPLE WHO CLEARLY HAD A COZY RELATIONSHIP WITH POWER AND 484 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,353 THAT'S FOX NEWS. Jen: I HEARD THERE ARE SOME 485 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,789 DEVELOPMENTS. Stephen: INTERESTING STUFF. 486 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:00,258 WE ARE LEARNING MORE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND THE 487 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:05,029 SCENES OVER THERE. IT'S NOT SURPRISING, BUT IT IS 488 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,231 UNSETTLING. TO HEAR ABOUT-- 489 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,733 Jen: IT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN UNSETTLING, WOULDN'T YOU 490 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:10,969 SAY? I HAVE WATCHED YOU. 491 00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:14,138 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE MORE THAN UNSETTLED. 492 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:21,145 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: IT'S EMOTIONALLY 493 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:22,747 DESTABILIZING. Jen: YEAH, THAT'S FAIR. 494 00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:26,684 Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE FOR YOU OR SOMEONE WHO WAS ON THE 495 00:31:26,684 --> 00:31:31,422 OTHER SIDE OF THOSE QUESTINS I SUPPOSE A JOURNALIST WHEN THEIR 496 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:33,191 CLEAR HYPOCRISY IS EXPOSED LIKE THIS? 497 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:36,561 THERE CAN'T BE ANYBODY WHO WORKS OVER THERE AND GOES "YEAH, YEAH, 498 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,731 IT'S A CLEAN ORGANIZATION THAT'S GOOD TO WORK FOR." 499 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,766 Jen: FIRST OF ALL, WHY DON'T THEY GETS A SHOCK TO ME OR 500 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:44,802 WASN'T A SHOCK TO ME THAT THEY WERE STARING INACCURATE 501 00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:49,774 INFORMATION. WE KNOW THAT WITH OUR OWN EYES. 502 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,909 Stephen: THEY WERE GIVING ACCURATE INFORMATION AND THEN 503 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:55,246 ASKING IT TO BE WITHDRAWN BECAUSE THEY WERE AFRAID OF 504 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,116 THEIR AUDIENCE. Jen: THAT AND THEY WERE 505 00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,317 KNOWINGLY SHARING INACCURATE INFORMATION. 506 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:02,420 I HAD ABOUT 20 SECONDS MY THOUGHT TUCKER CARLSON MAYBE IS 507 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:06,357 ONE OF US AND THEN LIKE 5 MINUTES. 508 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:09,160 I THOUGHT NO WAIT, HE'S INTENTIONALLY SHARING 509 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,697 DISINFORMATION WITH HIS AUDIENCE AND TREATING THEM LIKE THEY'RE 510 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:16,734 STUPID, FRANKLY SO HE CAN SAVE HIS JOB, SAVE VIEWERS AND MAKE 511 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,937 MONEY. THAT'S THE PART THAT'S MOST 512 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,206 I AM HORRIFIED BY THE DISINFORMATION WITH THE FACT 513 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:25,943 THAT THEY KNOWINGLY DID IT, THAT'S WHAT I THINK IS IN MY 514 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:33,318 VIEW THE MOST PROBLEMATIC. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 515 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,920 Stephen: INTERNALLY, WE ARE SEEING THAT THERE WERE DIRECT 516 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,758 MEDICATIONS BETWEEN PEOPLE AT FOX AND PEOPLE AT THE PREVIOUS 517 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,994 WHITE HOUSE AND PUSHING A PARTICULAR NARRATIVE AND ASKING 518 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:49,400 THEM NOT TO REPORT ON SOME THINGS HAD TO TRY TO THE 519 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:54,372 INVESTIGATIONS QU QUOTE-UNQUOTE. Jen: SHARING OF BIDEN 520 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:57,108 CAMPAIGN ADS. Stephen: IF YOUR BOSS IS 521 00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:59,677 MSNBC WHICH IS SOMETIMES CALLED A LIBERAL FOX. 522 00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:00,878 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ENTIRELY FAIR. 523 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:03,681 IF YOU ARE ASKED TO DO ANY OF THAT, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 524 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,751 Jen: I WOULD SAY NO BUT I WOULD NEVER BE ASKED THAT. 525 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,119 Stephen: IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL. 526 00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:11,589 Jen: I DON'T DO HYPOTHETICALS, A. 527 00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:15,526 B, I THINK IT'S AN IMPORTANT PIECE TO DIVE INTO BECAUSE MSNBC 528 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,963 HAS A VERY HIGH STANDARD OF WHAT IS FACTUAL. 529 00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:22,266 YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH A PROCESS BEFORE YOU REPORT THINGS ON AIR 530 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:26,304 TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE FACTUAL AND YOU HAVE SOURCES. 531 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:29,273 THAT'S HOW NEW SHOULD WORK. NOW, YOU COULD HAVE INFORMED 532 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:33,144 OPINION, WHICH IS WHAT I WILL SHARE IN WHAT OTHERS WILL SHARE. 533 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:37,782 INFORMED EXPERIENCES, INFORMED PERSPECTIVE. 534 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,151 THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF REPORTING AS WELL BUT THERE'S A 535 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:42,587 HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOING OUT THERE, REPORTING THINGS THAT 536 00:33:42,587 --> 00:33:45,456 ARE INACCURATE, KNOWINGLY REPORTING THEIR INACCURATE 537 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:50,795 ENGINEERING PERSPECTIVE. Stephen: RECENTLY YOU WERE 538 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:54,098 AT THE GRIDIRON DINNER ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 539 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:59,137 Jen: I WAS. Stephen: PENCE TALKED OUT 540 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:02,407 THE FORMER PRESIDENT ATTENDED THE BLAME FOR JANUARY 6TH IS ON 541 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,142 HIS DOORSTEP. WHAT WAS THE REACTION IN THE 542 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,077 ROOM? Jen: WE NEED TO SCENES SET 543 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:08,346 FOR A SECOND ON WHAT THIS ROOM IS LIKE. 544 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:10,348 HAVE YOU BEEN TO A GRIDIRON DINNER? 545 00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:15,186 YOU'RE IN A DARK BASEMENT WITH 600 PEOPLE. 546 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:20,658 EVERYBODY IS WEARING A LONG LITERALLY WHITE TAILS. 547 00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:25,062 WHITE TAILS ON MEN'S SUITS. IT WAS ABOUT 9:30 AT NIGHT, 548 00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:29,467 PEOPLE WERE ON THE CHOCOLATE, CAKE AND WINE PORTION OF THE 549 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,102 EVENING. THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT PENCE 550 00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,804 GOT UP. HE WAS KIND OF FUNDING THE 551 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,772 BEGINNING. HE MADE SOME JOKES. 552 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:40,077 AND THEN HE GAVE HIS LONG RIFF THAT WE'VE ALL SEEN ABOUT HOW 553 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:46,384 TRUMP WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. >> Stephen: HEARD, NOT SEEN. 554 00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:51,889 Jen: THANK YOU FOR THE CORRECTION. 555 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:54,859 WE HELP EACH OTHER. IN THE ROOM, PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW 556 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:57,094 WHAT WAS HAPPENING. I FELT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING NEW 557 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,697 THAT WE ARE HEARING. IT WAS. 558 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:02,934 AND HE DID GET AROUND OF APPLAUSE, IT WAS STRONG IN THE 559 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,769 MOMENT. HOWEVER, AS YOU ALLUDED TO, HE 560 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:10,107 DID THIS IN A DARK BASEMENT AT AN OFF THE RECORD DINNER WHERE 561 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:14,745 THERE IS NO CAMERA. NO CAMERA, NO VIDEO COVERAGE. 562 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:19,350 AND NO RECORD OF IT ASIDE FROM JOURNALISTS REPORTING IT FROM 563 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:20,585 THE ROOM. Stephen: NO ONE CAN USE 564 00:35:20,585 --> 00:35:22,987 THAT CLIP IN AN AD AGAINST HIM. Jen: NO ONE CAN USE THAT 565 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,991 CLIP IN AN AD AGAINST HIM. HE ALSO HAS NOT PARTICIPATED IN 566 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:29,560 ANY ASPECT OF THE JANUARY 6 PROCESS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF 567 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,330 THE INSURRECTION ON OUR NATION'S CAPITAL. 568 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:36,801 HE'S ALSO NOT AGREED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PROCESS WHEN 569 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,537 HE WAS ISSUED A SUBPOENA. SO I DON'T KNOW THAT WE ARE 570 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:42,240 READY TO GIVE HIM A PROFILE IN COURAGE LIFETIME AWARD AT THIS 571 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:47,178 POINT TIME. BUT IT WAS A MOMENT. 572 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:50,648 WE'LL SEE WHAT HE DOES FROM HERE. 573 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:52,350 Stephen: JEN, LOVELY TO HAVE YOU ON. 574 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:56,220 GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW SHOW. "INSIDE WITH JEN PSAKI" 575 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,589 PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY. THAT'S JEN PSAKI, EVERYBODY. 576 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,958 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY ROBERT GLASPER. 577 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:01,626 STICK AROUND. 578 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:22,947 Stephen: HIS ALBUM "BLACK RADIO 3" WON BEST R&B ALBUM AT 579 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,715 THE 20 TWEENING THREE GRAMMY AWARDS 580 00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:28,185 NOW PERFORMING OVER FEATURING YEBBA 581 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:43,134 ROBERT GLASPER FEATURING YEBBA. ♪ ♪ 582 00:36:43,134 --> 00:37:02,753 ♪ I WAS FALLING TOO SOON ♪ ♪ SEPARATED BY THE AFTERNOON ♪ 583 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:07,959 ♪ YEAH, DREAM THAT FADED ♪ ♪ I HATE THAT WE WAITED SO MANY 584 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:18,536 MOONS, SO MANY MOONS ♪ ♪ NO, I DON'T WANNA GO BACK UP ♪ 585 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:22,373 ♪ I'M STANDING IN THE STATIC ♪ ♪ RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU ARE ♪ 586 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:26,677 ♪ DANCING IN DRAMATICS ♪ ♪ AND AFTER ALL THE HURT 587 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,080 THAT HAPPENED ♪ ♪ BABY, YOU KNOW ALL TO ME 588 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:35,086 THAT MATTERS IS YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ STILL IS YOUR HEART ♪ 589 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:40,558 ♪ I'M HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 590 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:45,930 ♪ OOH, 'CAUSE I'M TRIPPING OVER YOU ♪ 591 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:51,969 ♪ HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 592 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:57,008 ♪ YEAH, LYING IF I SAID IT WASN'T TRUE ♪ 593 00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:04,281 ♪ HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 594 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,554 ♪ ♪ ♪ CONTACT HIGH 595 00:38:10,554 --> 00:38:17,128 PUT ME RIGHT INTO ♪ ♪ THE SIGNS AND THE WONDERS 596 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:22,867 OF THAT ELUSIVE MOOD ♪ ♪ AND THE MORE TIME 597 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:25,202 YOU PROMISED ♪ ♪ THE LESS YOU WERE HONEST 598 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:37,014 IN THE THINGS YOU DO ♪ ♪ IN THE THINGS YOU DO ♪ 599 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:41,285 ♪ OOH, 'CAUSE I'M TRIPPING OVER YOU ♪ 600 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:47,091 ♪ HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 601 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:52,596 ♪ LYING IF I SAID IT WASN'T TRUE ♪ 602 00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:55,766 ♪ HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 603 00:38:55,766 --> 00:39:04,909 ♪ WE CAN'T STAND AWAY ♪ ♪ TIMES OF OLDEN WARS WE WAGE ♪ 604 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:10,848 ♪ AND PLEASE, DON'T STAY IN THE RAIN ♪ 605 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:18,055 ♪ COME BACK IN AND TELL ME YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪ 606 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:27,531 ♪ I'M HOPING THAT THIS LOVE AIN'T OVER ♪ 607 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:31,202 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS AND YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT ME TOO ♪ 608 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:36,907 ♪ GONE TOO SOON ♪ ♪ GAVE WAY TO MY INNOCENCE 609 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:46,083 CORRIDORS OF THE OLD POLAROIDS ♪ ♪ STILL MAKING PEACE WITH MY 610 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:58,028 INNOCENCE ♪ ♪ I KNOW GONE TOO SOON 611 00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:06,737 ♪ GONE TOO SOON ♪ 612 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:16,981 ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 613 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,650 Stephen: ROBERT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 614 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,719 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 615 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,721 ROBERT GLASPER, EVERYBODY. YEBBA. 616 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:26,690 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." GOOD NIGHT.