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Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH
STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT...
PLUS STEPHEN. FIRST, STEPHEN WELCOMES...
VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS! AND CARRIE COON!
FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER
IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT! OH, MY GOODNESS!
HELLO! ♪ ♪
OKAY! HAPPY, HAPPY HOW ARE WE DOING?
[CHANTING "STEPHEN"] THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU UP THERE, DOWN THERE! TANKS, EVERYBODY!
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT! THANKS, FOLKS.
WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW," I'M YOUR HOST
STEPHEN COLBERT. THANK YOU, CITIZEN.
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT HERE ON "THE LATE SHOW" BECAUSE IN A
FEW MINUTES I'LL BE JOINED BY VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS.
Y'ALL AT HOME DON'T KNOW IS THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH
SECRET SERVICE RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO THINK THIS AUDIENCE
RIGHT HERE FOR SUBMITTING TO A THOROUGH, BUT TENDER, CAVITY
SEARCH BEFORE BEING SEATED. ALL IN ALL,--
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NO EXTRA CHARGE.
ALL IN ALL, SORT OF A SLOW NEWS DAY, NOT MUCH GOING ON.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO COUNT THE DIRECT CONTACT BETWEEN THE
RUSSIAN AND U.S. MILITARIES IN THE SKY OVER THE BLACK SEA.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE TOLD THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
YESTERDAY, A RUSSIAN FIGHTER JET COLLIDED WITH A U.S.
DRONE. AND EVEN WORSE, AFTER THE
COLLISION, THE RUSSIAN PLANE DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A NOTE ON THE
WINDSHIELD. [LAUGHTER]
NOW OUR INSURANCE IS GONNA GO UP.
OF COURSE, ALL OF OUR DRONES ARE INSURED BY THE GENERAL.
[LAUGHTER] THE DRONE, CALLED AN MQ-9, WAS
ON A ROUTINE FLIGHT IN INTERNATIONAL AIRSPACE WHEN IT
WAS INTERCEPTED BY TWO RUSSIAN FIGHTER JETS WHO USED SOME
UNUSUAL TACTICS. PLEASE EXPLAIN, AIR FORCE MAN.
SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE THE COLLISION, THEY DUMPED FUEL ON
AND FLEW IN FRONT OF THE MQ-9 IN A RECKLESS AND UNPROFESSIONAL
MANNER. Stephen: DUMPED FUEL ON IT?
DID RUSSIA JUST PEE ON OUR DRONE?
THEY'RE JUST BULLYING AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
"HEY, NERD! MEET ME UNDER THE BLEACHERS
AFTER SCHOOL. I'M GOING TO BEAT UP YOUR BIKE."
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF HAZING ON A HUNK OF METAL SINCE
THE CUBAN MISSILE WEDGIE. [LAUGHTER]
- THE U.S. HAD TO DITCH THE - -
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT MAKES NO SENSE!
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT MAKES NO SENSE.
THE U.S. HAD TO DITCH THE DAMAGED DRONE IN THE BLACK SEA,
AND, NO SURPRISE, RUSSIA OFFERED AN ALTERNTE DESCRIPTION OF THE
EVENTS, SAYING THEY SCRAMBLED FIGHTER JETS TO IDENTIFY THE
DRONE, THEN THE UNMANNED U.S. AIRCRAFT MANEUVERED SHARPLY,
LOST ALTITUDE AND HIT THE WATER. "IT WAS NOT OUR FAULT.
DRONE ATE BAD SUSHI AND FELL OUT OF SKY WINDOW LIKE MEDDLING
JOURNALIST." NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIALS ARE
NOT BUYING THE RUSSIAN STORY. IN ONE SUR-- WILL NOT SURPRE
YOU. IT SHOULD TAKE EVERY THING ABOUT
THE RUSSIAN SAY IN AND AROUND UKRAINE WITH A HUGE GRAIN OF
SALT. Stephen: YES, A HUGE GRAIN
OF SALT. A
OR AS RUSSIAN SOLDIERS CALL IT, LUNCH.
SOME REPUBLICANS WERE MAD AND THOUGHT BIDEN DIDN'T GO FAR
ENOUGH. LIKE LINDSEY GRAHAM.
WE SHOULD HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE AND SAY THAT IF YOU
EVER GET ANOTHER U.S. JET FLYING IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS, YOU'D
BE SHUT DOWN. WHAT WOULD RONALD REAGAN DO
RIGHT NOW? Stephen: THAT'S EASY.
HE WOULD TAKE DOWN RUSSIA BY FUNNELING CRACK INTO THEIR
NEIGHBORHOODS. EDUCATE YOURSELF TO THAT
REALITY. EDUCATE YOURSELF TO THAT
REALITY. A
NOT EVERYONE'S ROOTING FOR AMERICA'S ROBOT IN THIS DUST-UP.
FOR INSTANCE, THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE
PUTIN FANBOY. IN FACT, LAST WEEK, HE BLURTED
OUT A PEACE PLAN THAT WOULD HAND RUSSIA CHUNKS OF UKRAINE.
THAT IS LEADERSHIP IN A TIME OF CRISIS.
IT REMINDS ME OF WINSTON CHURCHILL DURING THE BATTLE OF
BRITAIN. WE SHOULD GIVE THEM CHUNKS OF
THE BEACHES, GIVE THEM CHUNKS OF THE LANDING GROUNDS.
IF WILL SURRENDER. ADOLPH IS A MEMBER OF MY GOLF
CLUB. Stephen: BUT MOST OTHER
REPUBLICANS HAVE BACKED UKRAINE. UNTIL NOW AT LEAST.
ENTER FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND THREATENED CAT, RON DESANTIS.
MONDAY NIGHT, DESANTIS RELEASED THIS STATEMENT.
"WHILE THE U.S. HAS MANY VITAL NATIONAL INTERESTS, BECOMING
FURTHER ENTANGLED IN A TERRITORIAL DISPUTE BETWEEN
UKRAINE AND RUSSIA IS NOT ONE OF THEM."
SO YOU'RE SAYING THE INVASION OF A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY AND THE
DESTRUCTION OF ENTIRE CITIES AND THE SHELLING NUCLEAR REACTORS
AND THE ATTACKING CIVILIAN TARGETS IS A "TERRITORIAL"
DISPUTE? YOU WERE A HISTORY MAJOR AT
YALE! WAS THAT THE UNIVERSITY OR THE
LOCK COMPANY? [LAUGHTER]
BECAUSE THAT'S CLEARLY-- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BECAUSE THAT'S CLEARLY GIVING AID AND COMFORT TO PUTIN.
AND YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HIS STATEMENT WAS RELEASED ON A
RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA PROGRAM, "TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT."
[LAUGHTER] CLEARLY, DESANTIS IS JUST TAKING
THIS POSITION TO ESTABLISH HIS FAR-RIGHT BONA FIDES IN HIS
UPCOMING PRIMARY CHALLENGE AGAINST THE FORMER PRESIDENT.
AND FOR HIS PART, THE FORMER PRESIDENT REPORTEDLY
WANTS TO GO AFTER IS DESANTIS' RECORD AS AN ASSISTANT U.S.
ATTORNEY, WHERE HE PLANS TO ACCUSE DESANTIS OF BEING AN
EXTREMELY LENIENT PROSECUTOR IN CASES INVOLVING CHILD
PORNOGRAPHY. WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
IT'S LIKE THAT CLASSIC ROOMMATE FIGHT, "YOU ATE MY LAST YOGURT."
"OH YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE HISTORICALLY
LENIENT IN CASES INVOLVING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!"
[LAUGHTER] AND TO PAINT HIM AS AN INSIDER,
THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS CONSIDERING A NEW NICKNAME FOR
DESANTIS. "RON ESTABLISHMENT."
OKAY, THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR A NICKNAME.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PLACE FOR RONS TO HANG OUT WITH OTHER
RONS. "WELCOME TO RON ESTABLISHMENT,
RON. I'M RON.
HELLO RON. RON WILL BE YOUR SERVER.
OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS RON WITH A SIDE OF RON.
HAVE A GOOD RON. RON.
RON. RON."
ONE THING THAT MIGHT AFFECT THE EX-PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN IS BEING
THE TARGET OF, AND I'M ROUNDING DOWN HERE, A QUINTILLION
COURT CASES. ONE OF THOSE IS THE MANHATTAN
DA'S CASE INVOLVING THE $130,000 HUSH MONEY PAYMENT THE FORMER
PREZ MADE TO STORMY DANIELS, WHICH MAY HAVE BEEN AN ILLEGAL
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. AND NOW, PROSECUTORS ARE
SIGNALING THAT CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR THE FORMER PRESIDENT ARE
LIKELY. OKAY, I'VE BEEN HURT BEFORE, BUT
I'LL TAKE REPORTS OF "CHARGES LIKELY."
IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I USUALLY READ.
"JUSTICE HAZY, TRY AGAIN LATER." [LAUGHTER]
THE EX-PRESIDENT MAINTAINS HIS INNOCENCE IN THE HUSH MONEY
SCHEME, AND LIKE ALL THE MOST INNOCENT PEOPLE, HE WON'T
TESTIFY. SO HE'S KEEPING QUIET.
WAIT A SECOND, DID HE PAY HIMSELF $130,000?
BUT MY FAVORITE PART OF ALL THIS LEGAL DRAMA IS THAT AT THIS
POINT, THE EX-PRESIDENT HAS TO SHOP FOR NEW LAWYERS IN THE
DISCOUNT ATTORNEY BIN. LIKE THE ONE HE'S RECENTLY BEEN
SENDING OUT ON CABLE NEWS. JOE TACOPINA, SEEN HERE SAYING
"MR. LUTHOR! MR. LUTHOR!
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, BUT SUPERMAN GOT AWAY AGAIN!"
TACOPINA WENT ON MSNBC YESTERDAY, AND THINGS GOT
A LITTLE SPICY WHEN HOST ARI MELBER PLAYED VIDEO FROM
2018 SHOWING THE EX-PRESIDENT CLEARLY LYING TO REPORTERS ABOUT
THE HUSH MONEY. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE
$130,000? THEN WHY DID MICHAELS TAKE
THIS? YOU HAVE TO ASK MICHAELS.
MICHAEL IS MY ATTORNEY, AND YOU HAVE TO ASK HIM.
Stephen: "ARI, A LIE DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS
IT'S IN COURT! THAT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION.
OKAY, I JUST LIED ABOUT THAT, BUT WE'RE NOT IN COURT, SO IT
DOESN'T COUNT! AND SINCE THERE'S NO JUDGE HERE,
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CLOGGED THE TOILET IN OUR MEN'S ROOM."
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]
TACOPINA, TACOPINA. THEN TACOPINA DID WHAT YOU
SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS RECEIPTS.
TRY TO GRAB THE RECEIPTS. THAT'S NOT ALIVE.
THAT'S NOT A LIE? THAT'S NOT A LIE?
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Stephen: WOW! HE TRIED TO GRAB THE EVIDENCE!
I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS GUY IN COURT.
"JUDGE, JUDGE, SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!
GIMMIE THAT!" "ENOUGH WITH THE BANG BANG!
AND GIMME THAT, TOO!" "WOW, NOT SO SMART NOW THAT
YOU'RE NAKED! BY THE WAY, NICE PEPPERONI
NIPS." [LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
THEN HE MADE AN ARGUMENT LEGAL SCHOLARS CALL "SUPER KOOKOO."
HERE'S WHY IT'S NOT A LIE BECAUSE IT'S A CONFIDENTIAL
SETTLEMENT. IF YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, HE'D BE
VIOLATING THE CONFIDENTIAL SETTLEMENT.
IT IS IT THE TRUTH? OF COURSE IT'S NOT THE TRUTH.
HE'D BE IN VIOLATION OF THE AGREEMENT IF HE TOLD THE TRUTH.
Stephen: SO IF I'M FOLLOWING HERE.
A YOU CAN LIE ABOUT COMMITTING ANY
CRIME YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU SIGN AN N.D.A. AFTERWARDS.
"WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE MURDERS?"
"LOOK, OFFICER, IF I COULD TELL YOU THAT I WAS BURYING THOSE
BODIES BEHIND THE DENNYS OUT BY THE AIRPORT, THEN HOSING THE
BLOOD OUT OF MY BUICK LESABRE, I WOULD.
BUT I SIGNED AN N.D.A! MY HANDS ARE TIED-- MUCH LIKE
THE BODIES I BURIED." TURNING TO THE WORLD OF SCIENCE,
METEOROLOGISTS SAY, A GIANT BLOB OF SEAWEED IS HEADING TO
FLORIDA. TECHNICALLY, HE JUST GAVE A
SPEECH IN IOWA, BUT HE'S HEADING BACK TO FLORIDA.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT, CARRIE COON FROM THE NEW "BOSTON STRANGLER" MOVIE IS
HERE, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK! GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO AND
THE "THE LATE SHOW" BAND RIGHT THERE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, CARRIE COON FROM
THE NEW MOVIE "BOSTON STRANGLER" WILL BE HERE TO TALK TO US OVER
THERE, BUT FIRST I'M ON MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS THE
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
SHE IS THE FIRST WOMAN, THE FIRST BLACK AMERICAN, AND THE
FIRST SOUTH ASIAN AMERICAN TO HOLD THE OFFICE.
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," VICE PRESIDENT
KAMALA HARRIS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
THANKS VERY MUCH. HEY, YO!
GLAD TO HAVE YOU. Vice President Harris:
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
Stephen: MADAME VICE PRESIDENT, IT'S AN HONOR TO
HAVE YOU HERE AND THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AGAIN.
THIS IS YOUR SIXTH VISIT TO "THE LATE SHOW."
Vice President Harris: THIS IS MY SIXTH VISIT LIVE IN
PERSON. Stephen: HERE'S THE THING,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE INTERVIEWED YOU SINCE YOU GOT
ALL FANCY AND EXECUTIVE BRANCH OVER THERE.
AFTER TWO YEARS AS THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES IN THIS HIGH CONSTITUTIONAL OFFICE, HAS IT
SUNK IN AND ARE YOU USED TO WAIT?
IS AT WORK A DAY OR YOU WAKE UP AND DO YOU GO I'M VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES. Vice President Harris:
HERE'S THE THING, BECAUSE YOU AND I HAVE VISITED BEFORE.
Stephen: ISN'T ACCURATE? Vice President Harris:
THERE ARE BITS THAT ARE ACTUALLY QUITE ACCURATE.
LAST WEEK, KNIGHT TM, WE WERE HAVING LONG DAYS AS USUAL
A MEMBER OF MY TEAM DECIDED TO
DO SOMETHING VERY SWEET FOR ME. I WAS OUT OF MY OFFICE IN THE
WEST WING HAVING A MEETING ACROSS THE STREET AND WALKING
BACK TOWARD MY OFFICE AND I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THE WINTER IS ALMOST OVER, IT WAS REALLY COLD TODAY.
SO I DECIDED WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MEETING TO LIGHT THE FIRE PLACE.
BUT I FORGOT TO OPEN THE FLU FL. AND SO THE SECRET SERVICE IS
LIKE MA'AM, YOU CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE.
BECAUSE THERE WAS SMOKE EVERYWHERE.
Stephen: A BEAUTIFUL CURE ON THE HAM IN THERE.
Vice President Harris: SO THERE ARE THOSE MOMENTS.
BUT RECENTLY, AN EVENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THE FIRST TIME I
MET HER AND SHE IS TERRIFIC. Stephen: IN ONE OF THE
SCENES OF THE SHOW IS THAT HER CHARACTER IS FRUSTRATED BY THE
SOMETIMES VAGUE DUTIES OF THE ROLE.
IT'S A HIGH CONSTITUTIONAL OFFICE BUT NOT DESCRIBE WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. DOES THAT RING TRUE AND WHAT'S
THE ACTUAL ROLE ON A DAILY BASIS AS YOU FOUND IT?
I HAVE THE GREAT PRIVILEGE OF SERVING WITH JOE BIDEN WHO
IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] RIGHT.
EXACTLY RIGHT. EXACTLY RIGHT.
WAS VICE PRESIDENT. Stephen: DOES HE UNDER
UNDERSTAND? Vice President Harris: HE
DOES, HE DOES. HE REALLY IS A TRUE PARTNER AND
HE UNDERSTANDS THAT JOB. IF WE CAME IN DURING THE HEIGHT
OF THE PANDEMIC. SO MUCH OF THE WORK WAS ABOUT
WE'VE GOT TO COVER A LOT OF BASES AND LET'S FIGURE OUT
BETWEEN US WE CAN DO IT. BUT HE'S AN EXTRAORDINARY LEADER
AND I WISH PEOPLE COULD SEE WHAT I SEE BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE
PERSON WHO SITS BEHIND THAT DE DESK.
THE DECISIONS THAT PERSON HAS TO MAKE ON THE DECISIONS THAT
NOBODY ELSE IN THE COUNTRY CAN MAKE.
HE'S AN EXTRAORDINARY LEADER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE IS. Stephen: THAT'S AN
EXCELLENT ANSWER AND THE QUESTION IS, WHAT IS THE JOB OF
THE VICE PRESIDENT? YOUR ANSWER IS PART OF THE JOB
I'M GUESSING. Vice President Harris: YOU
KNOW, MY JOB IS-- FOR EXAMPLE, I WILL TELL YOU.
I WAS RECENTLY IN MUNICH AT THE MUNICH SECURITY CONFERENCE.
THE JOB THERE WAS TO STAND UP AND AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF MY
CAREER HAS BEEN AS A PROSECUTOR. I DECLARE THAT WE COME IN THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BELIEVED THAT RUSSIA HAS
COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: WHAT IS THE
SIGNIFICANCE-- SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I WAS CURIOUS.
AS SOMEONE WHO WAS A D.A. AND NAG, WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE OF
YOU SAYING THAT IN THAT MOMENT ON THE WORLD STAGE?
Vice President Harris: I THINK THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF
SIGNIFICANCE AND CONTEXTUALIZES MY SPEECH AND STATEMENT IN THAT
WAY. AS A FORMER PROSECUTOR, I
UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF REVIEWING AND LOOKING AT THE
EVIDENCE AND COMPARING IT TO THE LAW.
WHEN WE LOOK AT EVIDENCE-- THE U.N. FOR EXAMPLE HAS PRODUCED A
CHILD A GIRL AS YOUNG AS 4-YEAR-OLD ASSAULTED BY A
RUSSIAN SOLDIER. WHEN WE LOOK AT THE IMAGES.
WE ALL SAW OF A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO WAS AT A MATERNITY HOSPITAL
WHO WAS SLAUGHTERED THAT THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT THESE ARE
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. WE MUST DECLARE IT AS SO, AND WE
AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, MUST BE CLEARLY AND FORCEFULLY
ABOUT THE NEED TO MAINTAIN STANDARDS THAT ARE INTERNATIONAL
RULES AND LAWS AROUND BEHAVIOR SUCH AS THAT.
TO ENSURE CONSEQUENCE AND ACCOUNTABILITY.
THAT'S ONE OF MY MOST RECENT ROLES AS VICE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES, TO STAND BEFORE OUR ALLIES AND PARTNERS AROUND
THE WORLD IN PARTICULAR IN THE CONTEXT OF OUR TRANSATLANTIC
RELATIONSHIPS AND NOT ONLY STATE OUR POSITION, BUT TO ENCOURAGE
OTHERS TO STAND WITH US AS WE HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE FEBRUARY
THE FOURTH OF LAST YEAR DURING THE-- AND DURING THIS YEAR OF
THIS UNPROVOKED ATTACK. Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MAKE
OF SOMEONE LIKE GOVERNOR DeSANTIS WHO-- WHILE
THERE IS A STRAIN OF ISOLATIONISM THROUGHOUT AMERICAN
HISTORY, IS SAYING IT'S NOT IN AMERICA'S STRATEGIC INTERESTS TO
SIDE WITH THE UKRAINIANS AND OFFER THEM MATERIAL AID THEY
NEED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST AN INVADING POWER.
Vice President Harris: AS VICE PRESIDENT, I'VE NOW MET
WITH OVER 100 PRIME MINISTERS, PRESIDENTS, CHANCELLORS.
WHEN YOU'VE HAD THE EXPERIENCE OF MEETING AND UNDERSTANDING THE
SIGNIFICANCE, AGAIN, OF INTERNATIONAL RULES AND NORMS,
THE IMPORTANCE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
STANDING FIRM AND CLEAR ABOUT THE SIGNIFICANCE OF SOVEREIGNTY
AND TERRITORIAL INTEGRITY, THE SIGNIFICANCE I'M STANDING FIRM
AGAINST ANY NATION THAT WE TRIED TO TAKE BY FORCE.
ANOTHER NATION. IF YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND THE
ISSUES, YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT MAKE STATEMENTS LIKE THAT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: SUGGESTING THAT
PERHAPS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE ISSUES.
WELL, YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU INTEND TO RUN IN 2024 WITH
PRESIDENT BIDEN. IT IS THAT YOUR WAY OF LETTING
US KNOW THAT HE'S WANTING TO RUN?
Vice President Harris: WE'RE NOT NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY
ANNOUNCEMENTS TONIGHT ON THE SHOW.
Stephen: HE WENT IN MIND. Vice President Harris: NO,
HE WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL. Stephen: YOU GETTING OUT IN
FRONT OF IT? I'M SURE PRESIDENT OBAMA FLOATED
A FEW IDEAS HERE AND THERE FOR HIM.
Vice President Harris: OUR JOE BIDEN HAS SAID HE INTENDS TO
RUN AND IF HE DOES, HE'LL BE RUNNING AGAIN.
Stephen: OKAY, SO HE DOES INTEND TO RUN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK,
BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE AND
VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS, EVERYBODY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ Stephen: I WOULD LOVE IT.
HI, EVERYBODY! Vice President Harris: BUT
OTHER THAN THAT. Stephen: THAT RIGHT THERE,
THAT'S VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS.
LET'S ASSUME FOR A MOMENT PRESIDENT BIDEN IS GOING TO RUN
AGAIN, WHAT YOU IMAGINE THE NEXT ELECTIONS GOING TO BE ABOUT?
WHAT ARE THE MAJOR ISSUES THAT WILL DEFINE THIS ELECTION?
Vice President Harris: I THINK THERE WILL BE, AS THE
PRESIDENT SAID, ABOUT SEEING IT THROUGH AND BUILDING ON THE
MOMENTUM THAT WE HAVE ACHIEVED THUS FAR.
YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AND ONLY THE LAST TWO YEARS, WE HAVE BY MY
ESTIMATE WITH THE BILLS ON THE LEGISLATION WE HAVE PASSED, WE
ARE PUTTING $1 TRILLION ONTO THE STREETS OF AMERICA AROUND THE
CLIMATE CRISIS, RESILIENCE, ADAPTATION, WHAT WE ARE DOING
AND I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF STUDENTS HERE.
WHAT WE ARE DOING IN TERMS OF UNDERSTANDING THE IMPORTANCE OF
REDUCING GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, BUT ALSO THIS VERY
EXCITING MOMENT IN THE WORLD AROUND A NEW ECONOMY, WE ARE
BUILDING A CLEAN ENERGY ECONOMY. WHAT THAT MEANS NOT ONLY IN THE
JOBS THAT WE ARE CREATING AN AMERICAN BASED MANUFACTURING,
BUT WHAT WE ARE RIGHTLY DOING TO PRIORITIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF
CLEAN AIR AND WATER. Stephen: OKAY, WELL, IF
THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S BEEN OUR PRIORITY FOR THE ADMINISTRATION.
HOW DO YOU SQUARE THAT WITH THE PRESIDENT HAVING SAID THERE WILL
BE NO NEW DRILLING LICENSES ISSUED ON PUBLIC LAND AND THEN
APPROVING THE WILLOW OIL PROJECT IN ALASKA?
PEOPLE SAY THAT'S BREAKING CAMPAIGN PROMISE AND WAS A
CALCULUS THERE? Vice President Harris: I
UNDERSTAND THE CONCERNS BEING MADE.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE MADE, WE ARE PUTTING AMERICA
BACK ON THE GLAM GLOBALLY, RECOGNIZING THAT WE MUST LIVE UP
TO OUR ROLE IN TERMS OF OUR ABILITY TO INVEST IN THE FUTURE,
CREATE JOBS, AND REDUCE GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS.
AGAIN, TRAVELING THE WORLD, THEY ARE WATCHING WHAT WE'RE DOING AS
AN EXAMPLE AND AS A CHALLENGE TO NATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.
WHAT CAN BE DONE TO ADDRESS THIS ISSUE.
I WOULD SAY THAT WE HAVE BEEN QUITE BOLD IN TERMS OF THE
ADVANCES THAT WE ARE MAKING THUS FAR.
WE HAVE MORE TO DO. BUT LOOK FOR EXAMPLE WHAT WE'RE
DOING WITH ELECTRIC VEHICLES. WE PASSED LEGISLATION MEANING
PEOPLE WILL GET REBATES, NOT ONLY IF YOU BUY A NEW ELECTRIC
VEHICLE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY REBATES ON USED ELECTRIC
VEHICLES. WE ARE INVESTING IN THE
MANUFACTURING OF ELECTRIC SCHOOL BUSES AND PARTNERING WITH
APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAMS THAT ARE TRAINING OUR WORKFORCE TO DO THE
MOST ADVANCED WORK THAT'S BEING DONE.
Stephen: WAS THERE ANY DISCUSSION IN THE WHITE HOUSE
ABOUT WHEN THE BLOWBACK WOULD BE FOR APPROVING THE WILLOW OIL
PROJECT? BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN QUITE
UPSET ABOUT IT. I THINK THERE'S PROTESTERS
OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. Vice President Harris: I
THINK THE CONCERNS ARE BASED ON WHAT WE SHOULD ALL BE CONCERNED
ABOUT. THE SOLUTIONS HAVE TO BE AND
INCLUDE WHAT WE ARE DOING IN TERMS OF GOING FORWARD AND
INVESTMENTS. Stephen: I'M GOING TO ASK
YOU SOMETHING ABOUT BEING IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH.
ARE YOU IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OR ARE YOU IN THE LEGISLATIVE
BRANCH. BECAUSE MIKE PENCE SAID HE WILL
NOT ANSWER THE SUBPOENA GIVEN TO HIM BY THE SPECIAL COUNSEL
LOOKING INTO JANUARY 6TH AND THE DOCUMENTS CASE.
BECAUSE AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE, HE'S A MEMBER OF THE
LEGISLATURE THEREFORE A SEPARATION OF POWERS.
WHAT'S IT CALLED, THE DEBATE CLAUSE PROTECTS THEM FROM THAT.
SO YOU WILL, VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS,
ARE YOU IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OR ARE YOU IN THE LEGISLATIVE
BRANCH? Vice President Harris: I'M
IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Stephen: LIKE CHECK ONE, YOU GET TO PICK WHEN YOU GO IN
THERE? IS IT LIKE PICK A FISH OR
CHICKEN WHEN YOU GET THE JOB? YOU PICK THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH?
WITH YOU MAKE OF THAT ARGUMENT? Vice President Harris: I
DON'T MAKE MUCH OF IT. [LAUGHTER]
I THINK-- WELL, LISTEN. IT'S A FACT AS VICE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES, I'M ALSO PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE AND
THAT'S BEEN THE CASE FOR EVERYBODY'S PRESIDENT BEFORE ME.
THAT IS A FACT. BUT THIS IS, WITHOUT ANY
QUESTION, THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT.
Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BRIEF
BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND BECAUSE KAMALA HARRIS WILL BE BACK WHEN
YOU RETURN! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: HOLD ON ONE
SECOND, SORRY ABOUT THAT. THIS, YOU RECOGNIZE IS
VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS. NOW AS A FORMER D.A. AND A
FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, YOU HAVE A
LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH THE COURTS AND THE EFFECT OF THE
COURTS HAVE OVER LEGISLATIVE LAWS THAT ARE PASSED.
THERE ARE SO MANY LAWS BEING PASSED AROUND THE UNITED STATES
THAT HAVE TO DO WITH REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.
ARE YOU SURPRISED AT ALL ABOUT THE RAFT OF LAWS THAT WORK
DRAFTED AFTER ROE V. WADE WAS OVERTURNED?
Vice President Harris: I THINK IT'S AT THE HEIGHT OF
IRRESPONSIBILITY AND IN FACT, IN MANY CASES, INHUMANE.
WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN STATES AROUND OUR COUNTRY WHO
ARE PASSING LAWS THAT WOULD CRIMINALIZE HEALTH CARE
PROVIDERS LITERALLY PROVIDE FOR JAIL TIME FOR DOCTORS AND NURSES
WHO PROVIDE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE, THAT WOULD PUNISH
WOMEN FOR SIMPLY SEEKING THE KIND OF CARE THAT THEY CHOOSE
TAT THEY NEED. WE ARE LOOKING AT A SITUATION
WHERE, AGAIN, THERE WOULD BE NO EXCEPTION FOR RAPE OR.
LET'S SPEAK CLEARLY ABOUT WHAT THIS MEANS.
IF AFTER A PERSON HAS GONE THROUGH A MOST VICIOUS VIOLATION
OF THEIR BODY, THEN THE GOVERNMENT WILL TELL THEM AND
AFTER THAT YOU ALSO WILL NOT HAVE AUTONOMY AND BE ABLE TO
MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR BODY AS IT RELATES TO THE DECISION
YOU MAKE NEXT. AFTER HAVING SURVIVED SUCH A
VIOVIOLATE THOUGH MY VIOLATING .
LET'S BE CLEAR ON THIS ISSUE, ONE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE-- THE
GOVERNMENT SHOULD NOT BE TELLING HER WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BODIES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: YOU HAVE A TOUGH
JOB. BEING VICE PRESIDENT REQUIRES A
DEEP LOVE OF THE COUNTRY. I'M JUST CURIOUS, AS SOMEONE
WHO-- JUST RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN, YOU AND THE
PRESIDENT ARE THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE ENTIRE
COUNTRY AND THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERYBODY.
WHAT IS IT THAT IS-- TO COIN A PHRASE-- GREAT ABOUT AMERICA
AND KINDLES YOUR LOVE FOR IT? Vice President Harris:
THERE IS SO MUCH. THERE IS SO MUCH.
AND YOUR RIGHTS, AND I HAVE THE BLESSING AND PRIVILEGE OF
TRAVELING ALL OVER OUR COUNTRY. IN PARTICULAR, IN THESE YEARS
WHERE WE HAVE WITNESSED SO-CALLED LEADERS ATTEMPTING TO
CREATE DIVISION BETWEEN US. I MEET PEOPLE WHO ARE-- PEOPLE
WHO ARE JUST THE MOST OPTIMISTIC ABOUT WHAT IS POSSIBLE, WHO
BELIEVE IN EACH OTHER, WHO UNDERSTAND THAT WE ALL HAVE SO
MUCH MORE IN COMMON THAN WHAT SEPARATES US.
PEOPLE WHO-- WHEN PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE PROTESTING, YOU KNOW
WHAT? GOD LOVE THEM BECAUSE WE HAVE A
NATION THAT SAYS WE WILL ALLOW FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FREEDOM OF
ASSOCIATION. FOR THE MOST PART, WE ALL STAND
FOR THAT, EVEN IF WE AGREE TO DISAGREE.
I LOOK AT WHO WE ARE, WE BELIEVE IN FREEDOM AND LIBERTY AS
AMERICANS. AND WE FIGHT FOR IT.
NOW, THERE WILL BE THOSE OF THE EXTREMES, BUT THE VAST MAJORITY
OF US TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN UNDERSTANDING THAT OUR DEMOCRACY
WILL ONLY BE AS STRONG AS OUR WILLINGNESS, EACH ONE OF US, TO
FIGHT FOR IT. WHEN I TRAVEL OUR COUNTRY,
THAT'S WHAT I SEE. THAT'S WHAT I SEE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: I'M GLAD TO HEAR
IT. Vice President Harris: I
DO. I DO.
Stephen: VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING MY GUEST FOR THE SIXTH TIME.
PLEASE COME AGAIN. VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS,
EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE NEW
STAR OF "BOSTON STRANGLER," CARRIE COON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR
YOU KNOW FROM THE LEFTOVERS, AND GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE, PLEASE
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," CARRIE COON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
Carrie: WHAT A NICE WEL WELCOME.
THANK YOU! Stephen: LOVELY TO HAVE
YOU, I DIG THAT SUIT. OF >> Carrie: WHEN YOU'RE ON
WITH THE VP, YOU HAVE TO WEAR A POWER SUIT.
Stephen: HERE'S THE THING, I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO
INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE, BUT I'M SURE WE KNOW A TON OF PEOPLE IN
COMMON BECAUSE MY SORT OF FORMATIVE ACTING TIME BACK WHEN
I WAS AN ACTOR WAS IN CHICAGO. I WAS THERE FOR 11 YEARS.
Carrie: I KNOW, BEFORE MY TIME.
I'M SO YOUNG. Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU.
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE-- THANK YOU.
I WAS JUST TELLING THESE PEOPLE. Carrie: I KNOW, I HEARD
THAT PART B PART. Stephen: FIRST PERSON I SAW
ON STAGE. Carrie: EXACTLY, ME TOO,
I'M NOT. THE LAST TIME TJ AND DAVE WERE
IN NEW YORK, TRACY AND MICHAEL SHANNON IMPROVISED WITH THEM,
THE LAST TIME I SAW THEM. Stephen: SO, DID YOU OPEN
CHICAGO OR GROW UP IN CHICAGO? Carrie: I GREW UP OUTSIDE
AKRON, OHIO, USED TO BE WOW BUT NOW IT'S ON THE EDGE.
THEN I WENT TO THE RENOWNED ACTING PROGRAM THAT'S ALSO GONE.
AND NOW THE DIRECTORS I WAS WORKING WITH AT THE OUTDOOR
SHAKESPEARE THEATER. Stephen: LIKE OVER THERE,
TOM IS FROM CHICAGO. WE LOVE CHICAGO HERE.
WHAT IS IT YOU LOVE ABOUT CHICAGO AND WHAT ARE YOUR MOST
FORMATIVE MEMORIES? Carrie: I LOVE THE LAKE AND
I USED TO PLAY SOCCER BY THE LAKE AND THEN JUMPED IN.
VERY IDYLLIC IN THAT WAY. AND ALL THE NORTHWESTERN WAY WHE
WAITRESSES THERE. THEN MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD GO
THERE AND HAVE THE CHICKEN FOR $12.95.
Stephen: NICE TONIGHT SPONSOR.
AS YOU SAY, YOUR HUSBAND IS A PRIZE-WINNING ACTOR TRACY LET'S
WHO BY THE WAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SHOW TWICE.
WAS ON MARCH 13TH SHOW THAT WAS CANCELED AND THEN BOOK TO MY GUN
BACK IN THE THEATER AND HE WAS MY GUEST THE NIGHT I GOT COVID.
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?
Carrie: IT'S CALLED A SHOW-MANCE.
YUP,-- Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.
Carrie: THAT PLAY ABOUT MARRIAGE.
I WALKED IN THE DOOR AND HE SAID I'M VERY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I'M SO GLAD I'M HERE. I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING VERY
SUBTLE ABOUT ALL OF IT BUT THEN AS SOON AS WE TOLD OUR DIRECTOR
AND COSTARS THAT IT WAS ON, THEN IT'S GOING TO BE FULL ON AND
THEY'RE LIKE YEAH, BIG SURPRISE. APPARENTLY THE CHEMISTRY WAS
OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING. Stephen: WONDERFUL THING
ABOUT STAGES ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
IT'S NOT A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR PREPARATION COME UP WITH THE AUDIENCE CAN CHANGE
THINGS UP. DO YOU HAVE A SCARIEST MOMENT ON
STAGE? Carrie: I MEAN, I DID FALL
FLAT ON MY FACE ONE TIME. THE SCARIEST PART WAS, I DID ONE
OF MY HUSBANDS PLAY BEFORE THE PANDEMIC AND WE BROUGHT THE
PLAYBACK FROM THE PANDEMIC TO OPEN IN THE THEATER BECAUSE IT
WAS READY TO GO. I HAD MY SECOND CHILD SO IT'S 11
WEEKS AFTER I GAVE BIRTH I WAS BACK IN REHEARSALS.
OUT OF MY MIND HERE THAT THERE'S A 10-12 MINUTE SCENE IN THE PLAY
AND SO I WAS JUST PARADING AROUND AS A CHICAGO RITE OF
PASSAGE TO BE NAKED ON STAGE. YOU'VE DONE IT.
Stephen: I HAVE, I WAS 19 THE FIRST TIME I WAS ON STAGE.
Carrie: 19 IS A GREAT AGE TO BE NAKED.
[LAUGHTER] TRY 41 AFTER TWO KIDS.
Stephen: THERE IS NO INTERNET.
Carrie: IT'S TRUE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL OF THAT THING.
TRACY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE LIBERATING AND IT WAS, AND BEING
NAKED WAS THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES.
THE PLAY IS SO HARD TO COME IN THE END OF THE PLAY IS SO HARD
THAT IT BECAME A RELAXING MOMENT.
Stephen: WERE YOU A WAITRESS?
Carrie: I'M THE WORST WAITRESS YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
I GOT A WAITRESSING JOB ONCE AND I TOLD THEM THAT THE PLACE IN MY
HOMETOWN THAT I WORKED IN BURNT DOWN AND SO THEY COULD NOT CALL
FOR REFERENCES. St>> Stephen: YOU HAD TO LIEO
YOUR JOB AT BOB EVANS? Carrie: I KNOW, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT. Stephen: I HAD TO FALSIFY
MY PASSPORT TO WORK AT CRACKER BARREL.
Carrie: TERRIBLE. I'M SURE THIS WOMAN SUPPORTING
HER FAMILY, SHE SAID ARE YOU RIGHT-HANDED OR LEFT-HANDED?
I SAID RIGHT HANDED, AND SHE SAID SWITCH YOUR TRADE.
AND I WAS DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.
EVERYTHING WAS BACKWARDS. Stephen: YOU ARE NOW
STARRING IN-- Carrie: YOU'RE A GOOD
WAITER APPEARED >> Stephen: I WAS PRETTY GOOD, IT WAS HARD TO
PUT ME IN THE WEEDS.
Carrie: DID YOU SEE THAT? MAYBE IT WAS CLOSED?
Stephen: YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN I
AM. HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO
SAY THAT? Carrie: ONE MORE, I AM SO
YOUNG. Stephen: THE NEW MOVIE IS
CALLED "BOSTON STRANGLER." DO YOU ENJOY TRUE CRIME?
Carrie: I DO. YES WE ARE ALWAYS AFRAID OF
BEING MURDERED, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE VIGILANT.
Stephen: DO YOU THINK TRUE CRIME KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES?
WHAT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ABOUT THE CASE BEFORE?
Carrie: I KNOW THE TONY CURTIS MOVIE, I KNEW HE WAS THE
KILLER OF ALL OF THE WOMEN. BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE, HE WAS
NEVER CHARGED FOR ANY OF THE MURDERS AND ONLY BEEN CONNECTED
BY DNA EVIDENCE TO ONE OF THE MURDERS SO WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S
ONE OF THE KILLERS. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE'S TWO FEMALE JOURNALIST WHO HELPED BREAK THE STORY AND
WARNED THE WOMEN OF BOSTON THEY MIGHT BE MURDERED.
THEY'VE BEEN COMPLETELY ERASED FROM THE STORY.
IT'S BEEN WHEN WE HAVE A CLIP HERE AND CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S
HAPPENING IN THE CLIP? Carrie: RIGHT HERE, KEIRA
KNIGHTLEY WAS RECEIVING A LOT OF DEATH THREATS FROM THE CRIME AND
RECEIVED ANOTHER DEATH THREAT. SOMEONE CAME TO THE HOUSE?
PUT IT IN THE MAIL SLOT. JUST ME AND THE KIDS HOME.
DO YOU THINK IT'S A DERANGED COP WAS MAX >> I'M NOT PLEASED
ABOUT IT EITHER WAY
WHERE YOU GOING? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
THAT WAS A STUNT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR
PAPERS, BUT AT WHAT COST? YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL
KILLED. TAKE IT OUT!
THEY ARE NOT PUTTING OUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER ANYMORE.
[LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Carrie: LOVELY. Stephen: PLEASE COME AGAIN.
SO MUCH MORE TO TALK ABOUT. "BOSTON STRANGLER" PREMIERES
FRIDAY ON HULU. CARRIE COON, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR
"THE LATE SHOW"! STICK AROUND FOR JAMES!
GOOD NIGHT! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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