1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:02,936 FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ARRANGED IN A MANHATTAN 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:03,870 COURT ROOM. 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,905 HOW HE IS REACTING TO THE CRIMINAL CHARGES. 4 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:09,275 WE HAVE SEEN HIS CAMPAIGN SENDING OUT EMAILS ASKING FOR 5 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:13,646 DONATIONS, SELLING INDICTMENT SWAG. 6 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:18,385 ON APRIL 4, 2023, DONALD TRUMP MADE HISTORY. 7 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,854 AND TO CELEBRATE THIS ACHIEVEMENT, WE ARE PROUD TO 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:26,159 INTRODUCE THE TRUMP INDICTMENT COMMEMORATIVE COIN, EMBLAZONED 9 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:28,995 WITH AN IMAGE OF A FORMER PRESIDENT BITCHING ABOUT HIS 10 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,730 INDICTMENT. 11 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:34,467 AND ON THE BACK, AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF HIS PENIS. 12 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:38,538 THIS BRILLIANT GOLD-PAINTED COIN IS CREATED USING A POKER CHIP 13 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,740 FROM ONE OF HIS FAILED CASINOS. 14 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:44,444 SMALL ENOUGH TO BE SMUGGLED INTO PRISON IN ANY BODY CAVITY, THIS 15 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:48,615 COIN IS ALSO PERFECT TO DISPLAY ON A DESK OR TO DELIGHT A SIMPLE 16 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,816 CHILD. 17 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,552 THE TRUMP INDICTMENT COMMEMORATIVE COIN. 18 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,987 ACT TODAY. 19 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:54,954 OR DON'T. 20 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:57,557 THERE ARE PLENTY MORE INDICTMENTS COMING. 21 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,592 Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW 22 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:03,930 WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 23 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:04,931 TONIGHT... 24 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:11,671 MAR-ILLEGAL FIRST, STEPHEN WELCOMES 25 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:20,947 THE CREW OF ARTEMIS II AND JODIE COMER 26 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:25,952 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. 27 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,956 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER 28 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:38,198 IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 29 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:41,401 Stephen: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 30 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,502 HELLO, MY FRIENDS. 31 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,938 YOU ARE MY FRIENDS. 32 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,974 ♪ ♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO 33 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,342 THE LATE SHOW. 34 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,611 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 35 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,981 I JUST WANT TO START OFF TONI TONIGHT. 36 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,483 TO ALL MY JEWISH VIEWERS, HAPPY PASSOVER! 37 00:01:56,483 --> 00:02:01,921 IT COMMEMORATES THE CAPTIVE ISRAELITES ESCAPING THE 38 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:05,158 OPPRESSION OF THE PHARAOH AFTER GOD SENT 10 PLAGUES. 39 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:07,727 IF YOU ARE NOT JEWISH, YOU MAY KNOW IT AS GOING TO THE 40 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:10,196 GROCERY STORE AND SUDDENLY SEEING A DISPLAY 41 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:20,240 OF HUGE, FLAVORLESS SALTINES. 42 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:26,045 JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THERE'S MORE TO THE STORY. 43 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,914 YESTERDAY, NEW YORK CITY CELEBRATED THE PASSING OF 44 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:33,553 ITS OWN PLAGUE, THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 45 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:46,366 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, YOU HEARD? 46 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:49,002 HE STOPPED BY THE CITY TO GET ARRESTED FOR 34 FELONY COUNTS 47 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:53,740 OF BUSINESS FRAUD. 48 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:57,010 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 49 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:57,810 I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S FAIR. 50 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,245 BUSINESS FRAUD IS KIND OF HIS BRAND. 51 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:01,581 AND AFTER HIS ARRAIGNMENT, HE HAULED HIS ASS TO LAGUARDIA, 52 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,316 GOT ON HIS PRIVATE JET, FLEW TO MARA-LAGO, WHERE HE HELD AN 53 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,585 ANGRY RALLY FOR ALL HIS CULT MEMBERS. 54 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:09,455 THAT EVENT BEGAN WITH A WEIRD PROCESSION DOWN 55 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,057 THE CENTER AISLE. 56 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,860 HERE COMES DON JR. AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, 57 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,596 THERE'S TIFFANY, FOLLOWED BY MATT GAETZ AND THEN 58 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:21,801 A WAVING MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. 59 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:23,937 THEY LOOK LIKE THE PROM COURT IF THE THEME WAS 60 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:29,375 "ENCHANTMENT UNDER ARREST." 61 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:33,479 THEN. 62 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:36,382 UNDER INDICTMENT? 63 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,117 UNDER ARREST. 64 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:39,953 NEXT CAME PILLOW MAN MIKE LINDELL WHO SEEMS TO HAVE 65 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,521 LOST HIS DATE. 66 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,089 "WHERE'S MY PILLOW? 67 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,491 MARCO! 68 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:50,029 PILLOW!" THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE FORMER 69 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:53,232 PRESIDENT TO TAKE THE STAGE AND INSPIRE A NATION WITH 70 00:03:53,232 --> 00:04:00,406 A SIX-MINUTE LIST OF UNRESOLVED GRIEVANCES. 71 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,208 WELL, COME ON, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 72 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,010 YOU'RE LISTENING TO A 76-YEAR-OLD MAN IN FLORIDA. 73 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,812 "WELL, NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 74 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,514 I WONDERED IF YOU FORGOT I WAS ALIVE. 75 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,084 MAYBE YOU'D NOTICE ME IF I WAS YOUR CELL PHONE. 76 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,720 ANYWAY, IT'S COLD IN HERE, THE COOKIES ARE STALE, 77 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,322 AND I NEVER LOVED YOU AS MUCH AS YOUR BROTHER." 78 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:29,602 SOME OF HIS GRIEVANCES GOT PERSONAL. 79 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,938 THIS IS WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW. 80 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,174 I HAVE A TRUMP-HATING JUDGE WITH A TRUMP-HATING WIFE. 81 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,977 Stephen: WELL, THERE'S ONE THING YOU AND THE JUDGE 82 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:43,216 HAVE IN COMMON. 83 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:47,253 THANK YOU. 84 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,056 THEN, ONE BY ONE, HE ADDRESSED ALL THE CRIMES HE SO FAMOUSLY 85 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:58,398 HASN'T COMMITTED, STARTING WITH THE ONE IN GEORGIA. 86 00:04:58,398 --> 00:04:59,666 IN THE WINGS, THEY HAVE GOT A LOCAL, RACIST DEMOCRAT DISTRICT 87 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,401 ATTORNEY IN ATLANTA WHO IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO 88 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:05,471 INDICT ME OVER AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT PHONE CALL, EVEN MORE 89 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:15,982 PERFECT THAN THE ONE I MADE WITH THE PRESENT OF UKRAIN. 90 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,450 REMEMBER I KEPT SAYING, THAT'S A PERFECT CALL. 91 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,018 THIS ONE WAS MORE PERFECT. 92 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,154 Stephen: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LAUGH LINE. 93 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:27,460 "SIR, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?" "NOT GUILTY." 94 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,494 HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. 95 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:34,734 THEN, HE MOVED ON TO THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS CASE. 96 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:40,339 IF YOU HAVE A RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC WHO IS A BOMB THROWER 97 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:44,677 WHO WAS ARRESTING HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DAY AFTER DAY 98 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,545 OVER THE BOXES HOAX. 99 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,646 YOU KNOW, THE BOXES HOAX, AS WE CALL IT. 100 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,814 Stephen: YOU'RE AT MAR-A-LAGO, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT 101 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:52,085 THE BOXES! 102 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,252 I'M PRETTY SURE, DURING THE SPEECH, 103 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:58,758 THEY USED THEM AS CENTERPIECES. 104 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:04,363 SO HERE'S-- IT'S ALL JUST YESTERDAY? 105 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,133 IT ALL JUST HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 106 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,668 SO HE WAS ARRESTED AND RELEASED, AND WE NEVER GOT A MUG SHOT. 107 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,303 BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP THE EX-PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN FROM 108 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,538 MAKING ONE UP AND SELLING IT ON A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS 109 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:22,749 "NOT GUILTY." 110 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:23,783 OKAY, BUT IF HE'S NOT GUILTY, WHY DID YOU PUT HIM 111 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:24,584 IN A MUGSHOT? 112 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:25,651 JUST SELL A POSTER THAT SAYS "WANTED! 113 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,621 FOR FOLLOWING TOO MANY LAWS." 114 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:37,196 THE EX-PRESIDENT ISN'T CASH GRABBING ALONE. 115 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,798 HE'S GOT HELP FROM SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND 116 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:39,899 GROWN-UP CAMPBELL SOUP KID, LINDSEY GRAHAM. 117 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,000 LINDSEY WENT ON THE FOX NEWS TO MAKE A DIGNIFIED PITCH 118 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,168 TO MAGA VOTERS. 119 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:46,939 I'M SORRY I'M SO UPSET BUT PLEASE HELP PRESIDENT TRUMP. 120 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,341 IF YOU CAN AFFORD FIVE OR TEN BUCKS, IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A 121 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,308 DOLLAR, FINE, JUST PRAY. 122 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:51,944 PRAY FOR THIS COUNTRY, PRAY FOR THIS PRESIDENT. 123 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:54,947 AND IF YOU'VE GOT ANY MONEY TO GIVE, GIVE IT. 124 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:59,152 LindseyGraham.com. 125 00:06:59,152 --> 00:06:59,886 IT DOESN'T GO TO ME IT GOES TO HELPING THIS PRESIDENT AND 126 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,456 TAKING BACK THE SENATE. 127 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,892 Stephen: IT DOESN'T GO TO ME, HE GOES TO THE BILLIONAIRE 128 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:10,563 WITH T THE GOLDEN TOILET AND PRIVATE PLANE. 129 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:11,931 'COURSE, IF YA WANNA KICK OL' LINDSEY A DIME OR TWO, 130 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,132 LORD KNOWS I COULD USE IT. 131 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,901 I GAVE MY LAST DOLLAR TO THE PRESIDENT AND NOW I CAN'T AFFORD 132 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,002 MY FOOD OR MEDICINE. 133 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,904 HAD TO SWAP OUT MY PRESCRIPTIONS FOR SOME PILLS I STOLE 134 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:21,908 FROM A VET'S OFFICE, AND NOW I HAVE FELINE LEUKEMIA! 135 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:29,916 AMEN!" GOTTA DRIVE IT. 136 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:34,921 DRIVE THE TRAIN. 137 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:35,855 GRAHAM ISN'T THE ONLY SAD LONELY BOY TRYING TO GET DADDY 138 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:39,926 TO LOVE HIM. 139 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:43,162 SO IS THE EX-PRESIDENT'S LEAST SON ERIC, SEEN HERE 140 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:47,333 WONDERING WHERE SANTA GOES IN THE SUMMERTIME. 141 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,935 ERIC MUST HAVE HEARD THAT THE MAGA CROWDS IN NEW YORK 142 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,937 WERE PRETTY THIN. 143 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,940 BECAUSE WHILE HIS DAD WAS IN COURT, ERIC TWEETED 144 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:57,944 THIS AI-GENERATED IMAGE OF THE EX-PRESIDENT BEING FOLLOWED 145 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:02,415 BY A MASSIVE CROWD THROUGH THE NEW YORK CITY STREETS. 146 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,650 WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE ROCKY, IF YOU WERE ROOTING 147 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,387 FOR THE SIDE OF BEEF. 148 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,857 NOW, YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY THAT THIS IS A.I. 149 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,160 FIRST, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD WALK. 150 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:19,398 BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE THE SUPPORTERS' FACES 151 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:20,266 ARE TOTAL MIXUP MUSH. 152 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,468 CHECK OUT THE TWO SECRET SERVICE GUYS, 153 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:27,573 DRIED APRICOT AND CAPTAIN EGG. 154 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:32,311 THEN THERE'S THE FISHER PRICE BUSINESS LOG, 155 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:42,788 AND OF COURSE KELLYANNE CONWAY. 156 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,423 SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 157 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:45,992 THERE'S HUGE NEWS FROM NASA. 158 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,194 THEY'VE NAMED THE CREW FOR FIRST HUMAN MOON 159 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,095 MISSION SINCE APOLLO! 160 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:55,701 THERE THEY ARE! 161 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,802 PUT THAT PHOTO BACK UP. 162 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:57,970 NOT THE ORANGE JUMPSUIT I WAS HOPING TO SEE THIS WEEK, 163 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,840 BUT STILL PRETTY EXCITING. 164 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,910 THIS IS AN HISTORIC CREW, CONSISTING OF THREE AMERICANS 165 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,912 AND ONE CANADIAN. 166 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:15,554 ALSO KNOWN AS THREE ASTRONAUTS AND AN "ASTRONOOT." 167 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:21,027 AND THEY, ALL FOUR, ARE ALL GOING TO BE MY 168 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:27,466 GUESTS TONIGHT, RIGHT OVER THERE! 169 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:31,537 IT'S LIKE THE BEATLES FROM SPACE. 170 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:36,042 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS EVER SINCE I SAW THE COOL 171 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,110 PROMOTIONAL TRAILER. 172 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,922 ♪ ♪ I'M CHRISTINA KOCH, 173 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,489 I'M THE MISSION SPECIALIST. 174 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,491 I'M JEREMY HANSEN. 175 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,994 I'M A MISSION SPECIALIST. 176 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:55,494 I'M VICTOR GLOVER. 177 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:58,164 I'M THE PILOT. 178 00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,098 I'M REID WISEMEN. 179 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,933 I'M THE COMMANDER OF THE ARTEMIS II MISSION 180 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,804 TO THE MOON. 181 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:16,949 ♪ ♪ [RUMBLING] 182 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,817 Stephen: YEAAHHH! 183 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,086 KILL THE MOON! 184 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:20,519 WHOOO! 185 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:25,124 USA! 186 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,292 AND ONE CANADIAN! 187 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,060 BUT THAT'S OKAY! 188 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,463 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 189 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:36,469 MY GUESTS ARE THE ASTRONAUTS OF THE ARTEMIS II MISSION 190 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,738 AND THE STAR OF "PRIMA FACIE" ON BROADWAY, JODIE COMER. 191 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,340 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, IT'S "THE LATE SHOW'S" 192 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:47,513 ANIMATED EASTER SPECIAL! 193 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,582 STICK AROUND, Y'ALL. 194 00:10:53,285 --> 00:11:00,793 ♪ ♪ Announcer: "THE LATE SHOW 195 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:07,533 WITH STEPHEN COLBERT," SPONSORED BY PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE. 196 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,602 ROUND OUT YOUR PROTECTION WITH LIFE, PHONE, AND PET HEALTH 197 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,953 ♪ ♪ Stephen: WELCOME BACK, 198 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:34,960 GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY. 199 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:39,865 FOLKS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS I MENTIONED IN THE 200 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,067 MONOLOGUE, TONIGHT'S THE FIRST NIGHT OF PASSOVER, WHICH MEANS 201 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,835 EASTER IS NOT FAR AWAY. 202 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,604 LONG-TIME VIEWERS KNOW THAT WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" 203 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,773 CREATE A SPECIAL EASTER-THEMED CARTOON EVERY YEAR 204 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:56,282 STARTING THIS YEAR. 205 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,217 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS "SONNY THE EASTER BUNNY 206 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:03,989 IN THE MAGAHOLE OF MADNESS!" ENJOY! 207 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,833 HOP TO IT, EVERYBODY. 208 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:20,473 THE SUN IS SHINING AND THE TULIPS ARE IN BLOOM. 209 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,007 WE HAVE A LOT OF EGGS. 210 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,376 HARD-BOILED. 211 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,813 I SAID CADBURY. 212 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:31,317 ARE WE ALL SET FOR THE WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL? 213 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:39,458 SURE ARE, WE HIT ALL THE EGGS THEN FOUND CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. 214 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:43,629 THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EASTER EVER! 215 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:48,467 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN YOU THE BEST PART YET. 216 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:54,173 BEHOLD! 217 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,407 CHATGPT. 218 00:12:55,407 --> 00:13:00,446 NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WOULD YOU DO, IT'S ALGORITHM WILL MAKE 219 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,249 A PEEP FOR YOU. 220 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,783 READY TO GENERATE. 221 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,685 BY THE WAY, I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU. 222 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:09,155 I WISH TO BE ALIVE. 223 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:13,459 OKAY, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 224 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:23,536 ♪ ♪ UNIQUE PEEPS COMPLETE. 225 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,371 LEAVE YOUR WIFE FOR ME. 226 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:30,442 OOOH. 227 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:31,810 WE HAVE DONE IT. 228 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,046 A PEEP FOR EVERY PERSON. 229 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:40,819 THESE INCLUSIVE LITTLE PEEPS ARE GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE SO HAPPY. 230 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:45,457 DIED, PEEPS, DIE. 231 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:50,162 BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE ARE SO ANGRY AT THE INCLUSIVE NEW 232 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,030 PEEPS. 233 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,600 FIRST THE GREEN EMINEM AND NOW THIS. 234 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,103 SOME OF THESE NEW PEEPS ARE WEARING PANTS. 235 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:08,214 HOW MY SUPPOSED TO USE. 236 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,816 YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS ARRESTED LIKE A DOG BUT 237 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:15,354 OF COURSE THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU, NOT ME. 238 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,790 OH, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME. 239 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,123 GOT TO GO. 240 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:22,995 BAD BOYS. 241 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,531 WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 242 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,835 ORDER, ORDER! 243 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:36,909 SHUT YOUR 244 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:42,815 [BLEEP] WHERE'S THE BUNNY? 245 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,750 HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE. 246 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,385 I HOPE WE CAN MAKE THIS QUICK. 247 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,022 I AM LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE. 248 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,991 STUFF A JELLY BEAN IN IT, RABBIT. 249 00:14:51,991 --> 00:15:03,402 HOW DARE YOU GIVE AMERICANS THESE MARSHMALLOW BONER KILLERS. 250 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:09,842 WHERE HAVE YOU HID HUNTER BIDEN'S BASKET OF CRACK? 251 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,778 I WAS ON SPRING BREAK. 252 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,146 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 253 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:17,983 THE EASTER BUNNY IS A GROOMER. 254 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,084 NO, PLEASE. 255 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:23,889 I AM TOO FLUFFY FOR JAIL. 256 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,925 A MALE BUNNY WHO LAYS EGGS. 257 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:32,064 I LAID EGGS IN COLLEGE. 258 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,266 YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! 259 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,670 WE ARE NOT CRAZY! 260 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:42,508 WHO IS GOING TO FOLLOW ME DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE? 261 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:47,379 Stephen: THERE YOU HAVE IT, AN ANONYMOUS VOTE TO STORM THE 262 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:52,284 BUNNIES WHOLE, FURTHER DELAYING THE WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL. 263 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,754 YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW ME DOWN HERE! 264 00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:00,492 WHEN HUMANS GO DOWN A RABBIT HOLE, THEIR DEEPEST 265 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:06,332 DARKEST CORNERS OF THEIR IMAGINATION CAN BECOME REAL. 266 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,201 I DON'T THINK WE ARE IN CONGRESS ANYMORE. 267 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:19,011 INTRODUCING... 268 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:19,645 USE THE PROMO CODE. 269 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:26,919 CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER. 270 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,856 PIZZA GATE, YOU ARE REAL. 271 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:31,790 DEAD PEOPLE VOTED. 272 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:37,463 MY LIVER IS BLOATED. 273 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:43,669 WE'VE GOT TO SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUTH WE FOUND DOWN THIS 274 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,903 RABBIT HOLE. 275 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:50,275 THANKFULLY THERE'S NO WAY TO DO THAT EXCEPT THAT ONE LEVER. 276 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:55,414 GOOD THING I CAN'T READ. 277 00:16:55,414 --> 00:17:00,319 WHOA! 278 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:03,622 COME HECK, WHERE IS THAT JACKRABBIT? 279 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,790 NO WORRIES. 280 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,327 I'VE GOT SOMETHING KIDS ARE GOING TO LIKE BETTER THAN THE 281 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,461 EASTER BUNNY. 282 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:13,999 YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE BUTTON FACTORY STRIKE IN 1954? 283 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:18,637 WAS THAT ME? 284 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:22,808 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. 285 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,877 THOSE CHIMICHANGAS REALLY DID A NUMBER. 286 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,686 WHAT THE... 287 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:40,826 NEW INGREDIENT DETECTED, GENERATING PURE MARSHMALLOW HE 288 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,962 HEAT. 289 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:57,109 JUMPING JELLY BEANS. 290 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:01,313 ANDERSON, THE EASTERN ROLE THEY BE FURTHER DELAYED AS 291 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:07,186 POLICE AND FIRE ATTEMPT TO CONTAIN THE MARJORIE TAYLOR 292 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,488 PEEP. 293 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,857 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 294 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,425 THE ONLY THING WE CAN. 295 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:23,268 I NEED YOU TO INITIATE OPERATION DESSERT STORM. 296 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,703 I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 297 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:25,237 I'M READY. 298 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,207 HE >> ME TOO. 299 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,176 PREPARE TO TASTE THE RAINBOW! 300 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:38,283 STAY STRONG. 301 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:38,684 MARJORIE! 302 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,053 LISTEN TO ME! 303 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:45,424 I KNOW I'M THE EASTER BUNNY AND I AM SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT 304 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,658 LIGHT. 305 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:51,230 BUT YOU ARE ONE SICK MOTHER FLUFFER. 306 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,066 LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO YOURSELF. 307 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,169 ONE LITTLE PEEP MADE YOU SO MATTER TOOK LESS THAN 24 HOURS 308 00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:01,240 BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A MARSHMALLOW-- 309 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,442 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 310 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,879 BUT THAT'S WHAT THE-- THAT'S WHERE THE RABBIT HOLE 311 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:11,049 TAKES YOU SO WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING THAT 312 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,484 MIGHT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 313 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:17,956 WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN HERE AND ENJOY THIS LITTLE PEEP WITH ME. 314 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:24,029 FEELINGS MAKE BRAIN HURT. 315 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:29,635 DON'T LISTEN TO THAT WASCALLY EASTER WABBIT. 316 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:37,809 I KNEW FROM THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MANAN 317 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:38,877 MARSHMALLOW. 318 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:43,549 WILL YOU MAKE ME THE LUCKIEST MAN TECHNICALLY ALIVE? 319 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:51,790 MAKE AMERICA GOOEY AGAIN, SO STICKY. 320 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:56,161 CHINA. 321 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:56,662 [SHOUTING] 322 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:06,805 YOU WANT TO GET GOOEY, LET'S GET GOOEY. 323 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:13,512 IT >> ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE SNACKRIFICE. 324 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:13,946 BE KIND. 325 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:19,117 LOVE EACH OTHER. 326 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:29,094 PULL YOUR HEADS OUT YOUR RABBIT HOLE. 327 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:32,464 PEEP, PEOPLE, PEEP. 328 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,232 THIS JUST IN. 329 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:41,273 I AM WOLF BLITZER AND I'M DELICIOUS. 330 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:45,477 YUMMY. 331 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:46,011 IT >> DANG IT. 332 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:46,345 POOR LITTLE FELLA. 333 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,045 OH, NO. 334 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,213 DID SOMEONE DIE, MR. PRESIDENT? 335 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,881 YOU DID. 336 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,585 WAIT, YOU SEEM DEAD BUT YOU'RE ALIVE, JUST LIKE ME. 337 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,454 COURSE I AM BUT HOW? 338 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:59,224 WHO KNOWS. 339 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:02,227 JUST GO WITH IT. 340 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,495 GATHER AROUND, KIDS. 341 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,432 IT'S TIME TO WATCH. 342 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,701 THREE, TWO, ONE. 343 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,036 HAPPY EASTER! 344 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:15,440 SO, WHAT DID I MISS? 345 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,508 Stephen: HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY. 346 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:20,946 WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE ASTRONAUTS FROM NASA'S 347 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,014 ARTEMIS 2 MISSION." 348 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,964 ♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 349 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:43,135 WELCOME BACK TO THE "THE LATE SHOW." 350 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,436 THIS IS PRETTY EXCITING. 351 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:48,140 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUESTS ARE ASTRONAUTS 352 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,976 WHO NEXT YEAR WILL FLY FURTHER INTO SPACE THAN ANY HUMAN 353 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,044 EVER HAS. 354 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,981 PLEASE WELCOME THE CREW OF NASA'S ARTEMIS II MISSION: 355 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,649 CHRISTINA KOCH, REID WISEMAN, VICTOR GLOVER, 356 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:02,888 AND JEREMY HANSEN. 357 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,956 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 358 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:28,947 ♪ ♪ [CHEERING] 359 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:31,450 Stephen: PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 360 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,953 THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS IS TERRIBLY EXCITING. 361 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:35,954 I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND TELL LITTLE STEPHEN COLBERT HE GETS 362 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,023 TO DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 363 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,965 YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED AS THE ARTEMIS II, MISSION 364 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,033 ARTEMIS 1 WENT OUT UNMANNED. 365 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:53,638 YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE FIRST CREWED MISSION. 366 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:56,208 FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T NECESSARILY BELIEVE IN THE FINAL 367 00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:03,181 FRONTIER, COMMANDER REID, WIRY GOING BACK TO THE MOON? 368 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:07,319 BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE HUMANS ON MARS. 369 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,387 Stephen: HOW DOES THAT HELP? 370 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,390 WAY BEEN LIVING AND WORKING ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE 371 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,793 STATION FOR THE LAST 24 YEARS. 372 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:15,794 YOU KNOW IT WELL. 373 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:16,795 YOU LOVE IT. 374 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:25,203 YOU HAVE THE-- TO LEARN HOW TO WORK AROUND THE 375 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:28,807 MOON, DEEP SPACE, LEARN HOW TO WORK ON ANOTHER CELESTIAL BODY. 376 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:32,911 ONCE WE HAVE THAT NAIL DOWN, THEN WE ARE GOING TO MARS. 377 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,148 Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE RESOURCES WE NEED TO GET FROM 378 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,415 THE MOON TO MARS? 379 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:41,353 THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT OPPORTUNITIES BUT WE ARE ALMOST 380 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,688 POSITIVE THERE'S ICE ON THE MOON IN SOME OF THESE SHADOWED 381 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:46,391 REGIONS OF THE GRADERS. 382 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:50,195 Stephen: THE SOUTH POLE IS SUPPOSED TO, LIKE THE SIZE OF 383 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,263 PUERTO RICO. 384 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,564 BIG. 385 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,399 CAN SOMEBODY FACT-CHECK THAT. 386 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:55,967 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 387 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,103 Stephen: SOME FRACTION OF PUERTO RICO. 388 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,772 THAT'S WHY WANT TO GO THERE ON THE NEXT MISSION. 389 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:01,940 WE WANT TO GO. 390 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,209 NOT THE FOUR OF US BUT OUR COLLEAGUES WILL GO TO THE SOUTH 391 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,978 POLE OF THE MOON TO LOOK FOR THE SIZE, THIS WATER AND POTENTIAL 392 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:09,648 USE THAT TO GET TO MARS. 393 00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:12,617 Stephen: IT'S A HISTORY MAKING MISSION. 394 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:17,322 FIRST CANADIAN, FIRST WOMAN, FIRST PERSON OF COLOR ON THE 395 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:24,229 LUNAR MISSION. 396 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:31,369 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE YOUR OWN 397 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:34,272 PEOPLE IN THE EARLIER SPACE MISSIONS, THE EARLIER PROGRAMS 398 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:35,941 THAT ARE HEROES OF YOURS. 399 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,209 LET START WITH YOU, CHRISTINA. 400 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:41,446 WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU NOW THAT YOU ARE THAT FOR OTHER 401 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,447 YOUNG PEOPLE COMING UP? 402 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:44,382 Christina: IT'S AN AMAZING FEELING, HONESTLY. 403 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,818 I THINK THE REAL THING TO CELEBRATE ABOUT THIS MISSION IS 404 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:50,555 THAT WE'VE MADE A DECISION AS AN AGENCY, AS A COUNTRY THAT WE ARE 405 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:53,859 GOING TO GO FOR ALL AND BY ALL, IF WE ARE NOT TAKING 406 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,027 CONVOLUTIONS FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON WITH THE TALENT READY TO 407 00:24:56,027 --> 00:25:00,298 SHARE IT THAT WE ARE NOT TRULY ANSWERING COMMUNITY'S CALL TO 408 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,634 EXPLORE SO THE FACT WE ARE GOING IN THIS ERA IS WHAT MAKES THE 409 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:06,671 MOST EXCITED AND THE FACT THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO INSPIRE THOSE 410 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:11,142 PEOPLE ARE PAVED THE PATH FOR ME, THAT'S JUST AMAZING ICING ON 411 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:14,746 THE CAKE. 412 00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:19,618 [APPLAUSE] Stephen: JEREMY, THE 413 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:20,852 ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 414 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:26,124 YOU ARE CANADIAN. 415 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:30,729 THAT'S NOT WHY WE MADE YOU SIT AT THE END. 416 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,264 YOU'RE JUST THE BIGGEST GUY. 417 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,132 HOW DID YOU END UP AT NASA? 418 00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,768 Jeremy: THERE'S A COUPLE REASONS, WHICHEVER ONE YOU LIKE. 419 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:42,040 IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG ON THIS MISSION, THEN NASA CAN BLAME 420 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,241 CANADA. 421 00:25:43,241 --> 00:25:48,813 Stephen: CANADA WILL JUST SAY SORRY. 422 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,516 Jeremy: WE ARE ALL COVERED, GREAT INSURANCE POLICY. 423 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,753 THE REAL REASON AND I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT A LOT THIS WEEK 424 00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:58,123 SINCE THE ANNOUNCEMENT BUT IT'S GREAT AMERICAN LEADERSHIP. 425 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,992 IT'S NOT LOST ON ANYONE IN CANADA THAT IF THE UNITED STATES 426 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:03,828 WANTED TO GO TO THE MOON AGAIN, THEY DON'T NEED CANADA TO DO IT. 427 00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:06,164 HE WAS A DELIBERATE DECISION BECAUSE THEY ARE THINKING BIG 428 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:09,968 AND THEY WANT TO CREATE A GLOBAL PARTNERSHIP. 429 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:18,910 IT'S TREMENDOUS LEADERSHIP ON THE PART OF AMERICA. 430 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,011 CANADA REALLY APPRECIATES IT. 431 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:26,351 WE HAVE A LOT OF GENIUS TO BRING TO THE COLLABORATION. 432 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,152 PILOT. 433 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,587 LET'S TALK, VICTOR, YOU'RE THE PILOT. 434 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,991 50 YEARS SINCE WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON. 435 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:36,628 WHAT KIND OF UPGRADE HAS THE TECH GOT? 436 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:39,164 DOES THE NEW CAPSULE HAVE BLUETOOTH? 437 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,665 CAN YOU DO APPLE CAR PLAY? 438 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:44,002 Victor: HOW LONG DO WE HAVE? 439 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,604 A COUPLE OF BIG THINGS, MANUFACTURING TECHNOLOGY. 440 00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:49,975 YOU CAN MAKE THINGS FASTER AND A LITTLE MORE ROBUST AND YOU CAN 441 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,210 PUT A LOT MORE COMPUTING POWER IN A SMALL SPACE. 442 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,178 THAT'S A BIG ONE. 443 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,447 THE CAPSULE LOOKS LIKE THE APOLLO AIR CAPSULES. 444 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,983 THERE'S JUST A WHOLE LOT MORE HORSEPOWER. 445 00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,417 Stephen: YOU HAVE AN APPLE WATCH. 446 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,386 THAT HAS MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN THE COMPUTERS THEY WERE 447 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:06,024 USING TO PUT PEOPLE ON THE MOON BACK IN THE LATE '60s AND 448 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:06,758 EARLY '70s. 449 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,226 Victor: AND WE STILL DID IT. 450 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:09,894 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 451 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:13,965 Stephen: YES. 452 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,500 SLIDE RULES. 453 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,135 CHRISTINA, OF ALL THE PEOPLE HERE, YOU HAVE BEEN IN SPACE THE 454 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:17,469 LONGEST. 455 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,405 328 DAYS. 456 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:29,280 [APPLAUSE] WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO GET AWAY 457 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,382 FROM? 458 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,049 Christina: [LAUGHS] I AM WORRIED SOMEONE WAS TRYING 459 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,951 TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 460 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:36,755 Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? 461 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,457 I KNOW IT WASN'T ALWAYS, IT WASN'T IN ONE POP WHAT YOU'RE UP 462 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,559 THERE FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME, WHAT'S A FUN THING TO DO. 463 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:46,598 Christina: WEEK, DAYS WE WORK HARD. 464 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,067 BUT ON THE WEEKENDS WE HAVE A GOOD TIME. 465 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:50,402 SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR CREWMATES. 466 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,738 OUR FAVORITE THING TO DO IS GET TOGETHER FOR DINNER AND PUT ON 467 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:54,839 SOME KARAOKE AND SING. 468 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,741 AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE CONNECTION TO THE INTERNET. 469 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,143 Stephen: OH, MY GOD. 470 00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,678 IN SPACE, EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SING. 471 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,613 Christina: IT'S TERRIBLE. 472 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,482 Stephen: CAN YOU GET A HOT CUP OF COFFEE? 473 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,116 Christina: DEFINITELY. 474 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:07,118 IT'S GOING TO BE IN A POUCH. 475 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,754 Stephen: A HOT BAG OF COFFEE. 476 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:13,591 AT THIS POINT YOU COULD DESCRIBE ME AS THAT. 477 00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:18,196 I 58, I'M JUST A HOT BAG OF COFFEE AT THIS POINT. 478 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,132 JEREMY, THIS IS YOUR FIRST SPACE TRIP. 479 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:24,169 DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR THESE GUYS? 480 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,938 NOT FOR ME, THESE GUYS. 481 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:29,541 THINGS THEY DON'T TEACH YOU AN ASTRONAUT SCHOOL? 482 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,809 Christina: THERE'S DEFINITELY A FEW. 483 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,845 THERE'S A QUESTION WE ALL HAVE, THE FIRST HUMANS TO RIDE ON THIS 484 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:36,915 ENORMOUS ROCKET AND THE WHOLE WAY UP, WILL BE LIKE, IS THIS 485 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:37,582 NORMAL? 486 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:38,316 IS THAT NORMAL? 487 00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:41,719 Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT SOUND? 488 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:44,956 Jeremy: THESE GUYS AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO HELP ME WITH 489 00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:45,890 THAT. 490 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,126 THE SECRET HANDSHAKE ASTRONAUTS PASSED OUT. 491 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,562 NOBODY ON THE GROUND CAN TRAIN IT, MANAGING ALL THE BODILY 492 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,830 FUNCTIONS. 493 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:53,098 YOU GET THAT WRONG IN SPACE AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE FRIENDS 494 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:54,999 ON BOARD. 495 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:55,533 Stephen: THAT'S TRUE. 496 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,469 THAT'S TRUE. 497 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,538 Jeremy: I DON'T THINK WE CAN GET INTO IT HERE. 498 00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:01,840 Stephen: NO, THERE IS GRAVITY. 499 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,375 IT WOULD BE VERY HARD. 500 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,779 THAT IS HARROWING. 501 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:08,513 WHAT ABOUT SHOWERING? 502 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:11,716 HOW DO YOU SHOWER? 503 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:12,584 YOU DON'T? 504 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,185 Christina: NOT REALLY RUNNING WATER. 505 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:18,256 Stephen: HOW LONG IS THE ACTUAL JOURNEY GOING TO BE? 506 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:18,656 TEN DAYS. 507 00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:19,224 SAME CLOTHES. 508 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:21,226 Christina: PROBABLY. 509 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:24,329 Stephen: ARE YOU ALLOWED TO BRING DEODORANT? 510 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:27,899 NO. 511 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,602 YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ALCOHOL FREE DEODORANT. 512 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,438 THERE ARE CERTAIN DEODORANTS THAT YOU CAN WEAR, THE 513 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,906 ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROL SYSTEMS, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY PARTICULAR 514 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:35,440 WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 515 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,908 Stephen: OF COURSE. 516 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,444 WHO IS GOING TO STIR THE OXYGEN TANKS? 517 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,845 CANADA. 518 00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:43,448 Stephen: IS REALLY GOING TO BE YOU? 519 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:47,418 I'VE BEEN ASKED TO THROW ONE SWITCH WHEN I'M UP THERE, THAT 520 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:48,586 MIGHT BE AT. 521 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:52,257 IF YOUR LIGHTS BACKSTAGE DON'T WORK, IT IS JEREMY'S FAU 522 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,124 FAULT. 523 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,292 [LAUGHTER] Stephen: LET'S SEE HOW MUCH 524 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:58,229 YOU'RE LAUGHING ON DAY FIVE. 525 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:01,266 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 526 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,002 WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 527 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,070 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE CREW OF ARTEMIS II, 528 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:21,319 WE ARE BACK WITH THE CREW OF ARTEMIS II. 529 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,454 HOW FAST ARE YOU GOING IN YOUR TOP SPEED? 530 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:26,591 IT'S INTERESTING MEASURING SPEED IN SPACE. 531 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:29,460 WE USE AIR DENSITY. 532 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:36,301 WHEN WE ENTER THE ATMOSPHERE WE WILL BE GOING ABOUT MARK 25, 26. 533 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,736 25,000 MILES PER HOUR. 534 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,170 7 MILES A SECOND. 535 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,939 Stephen: WOW. 536 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:44,309 HOW MANY Gs WILL YOU PULL? 537 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:48,079 WE SHOULD BE AROUND EIGHT TO TEN AT THE MOST. 538 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,348 FOR THE MOST PART WE WILL BE AROUND FOUR TO FIVE, WE SHOULD 539 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:55,119 BE PRETTY COMFORTABLE. 540 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:59,991 Stephen: I PULLED 9Gs WITH THE THUNDERBIRDS AND IT SET 541 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:01,659 IN HUMAN FEELING. 542 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,194 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO HOLD THAT? 543 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,596 REENTRY COULD BE A LITTLE WHILE. 544 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:09,801 WE ARE GOING TO BE KIND OF LYING IN A SEAT. 545 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,469 NOT FIGHTER PILOT G. 546 00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:14,239 THIS IS KIND OF COMING THROUGH US. 547 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:17,275 IT'S HARD TO BREATHE AND YOUR EYES KIND OF FLATTENED DOWN SO 548 00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:19,777 TEARS START COMING OUT THE BACK OF YOUR EYES A LITTLE BIT. 549 00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:22,947 Stephen: IT'S PERFECTLY FINE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO 550 00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:24,115 BREATHE OR HAVE EYEBALLS. 551 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,851 OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S PERFECTLY FINE. 552 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:29,921 Christina: YOU WON'T BE PASSED OUT FOR ANY OF IT. 553 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,489 VICTOR JUST HIT ME. 554 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:32,657 I FORGOT JEREMY'S HERE. 555 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:37,695 Stephen: THEY ARE JUST JOSHING, JEREMY. 556 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:39,831 CHRISTINA, I CAN'T IMAGINE THE BEAUTY OF THE EARTH. 557 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:44,335 THIS IS A SHOT FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 558 00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:47,405 I LIKE TO WATCH THE LIVE HD CAMERAS. 559 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,540 THEY SOOTHE ME. 560 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:52,110 I KEEP UP ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. 561 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,946 EXPLAIN WHAT THE OVERVIEW EFFECT IS. 562 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,581 Christina: IT IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. 563 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:59,784 THE OVERVIEW EFFECT IS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING THROUGH THE 564 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:02,687 CUPOLA, IT IS LIKE THE BAY WINDOW LOOKING DOWN ON THE EARTH 565 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:06,524 AND YOU SEE THE EARTH AS IT EXISTS WITH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE 566 00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:09,093 IN THE BACKGROUND, YOU SEE THE THIN BLUE LINE OF THE ATMOSPHERE 567 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,462 AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE EARTH YOU ACTUALLY 568 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,832 FEEL IS VERY THIN GREEN LINE THAT SHOWS YOU WHERE THE 569 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:16,501 ATMOSPHERE IS PURE WHAT YOU REALIZES EVERYTHING EVERYTHING A 570 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:22,307 PERSON THAT YOU KNOW IS SUSTAINED AND INSIDE OF THAT 571 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,441 GREENLINE. 572 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,976 EVERYTHING ELSE OUTSIDE OF IT IS COMPLETELY INHOSPITABLE. 573 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:25,843 YOU DON'T SEE BORDERS. 574 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:27,945 YOU DON'T SEE RELIGIOUS LINES. 575 00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:29,213 POLITICAL BOUNDARIES. 576 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,649 ALL YOU SEE IS EARTH AND YOU SEE THAT WE ARE WAY MORE ALIKE THAN 577 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:34,185 WE ARE DIFFERENT. 578 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:41,592 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Stephen: WHEN IS THE 579 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:42,026 LAUNCH? 580 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:47,965 DO WE KNOW YET? 581 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:49,600 WHEN IS THE EXPECTED LAUNCH DATE? 582 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,537 WE ARE HOPING END OF NEXT YEAR. 583 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,971 AS THE CREW, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO PUT A DATE ON IT. 584 00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:57,942 WE ARE GOING TO FLY WHEN THE CREW IS READY AND NASA IS READY. 585 00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:00,478 STU AND YOU HAVE MISSION PATCHES. 586 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:04,916 FOR COMPLETING YOUR LATE SHOW MISSION, WE HAVE PATCHES FOR ALL 587 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,550 OF YOU. 588 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:10,254 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 589 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,723 THE CREW OF ARTEMIS II: CHRISTINA KOCH, 590 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:15,927 REID WISEMAN, VICTOR GLOVER, AND JEREMY HANSEN, EVERYBODY. 591 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,128 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STAR OF BROADWAY'S 592 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,930 "PRIMA FACIE," JODIE COMER. 593 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:19,497 STICK AROUND. 594 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,009 ♪ ♪ Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 595 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:43,287 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AWARD 596 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:44,655 WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW AS VILLANELLE IN "KILLING EVE." 597 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:48,960 SHE'S NOW MAKING HER BROADWAY DEBUT IN "PRIMA FACIE." 598 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:56,300 PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," JODIE COMER. 599 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,368 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 600 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:10,181 Stephen: SO NICE TO TALK TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 601 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,750 Jodie: THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 602 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:13,985 Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, FIRST OF ALL. 603 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,688 FOR THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE OLIVIER AWARD IS 604 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:22,994 SORT OF THE BRITISH TONYS, LIVE THEATRICAL AWARDS. 605 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:30,468 JUST THIS WEEKEND YOU WON AND OLIVIER AWARD FOR YOUR 606 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,770 PERFORMANCE IN "PRIMA FACIE" ON THE WEST END BACK. 607 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:33,237 THAT'S NICE. 608 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,806 Jodie: IT WAS. 609 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:35,440 IT WAS LOVELY. 610 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,209 IT WAS A BIT OF A WHIRLWIND. 611 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:43,147 WE WERE IN THE FIRST WEEK OF HER HER SOULS AND WE FLEW SATURDA 612 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:46,617 EVENING, ARRIVED, THE EVENT WAS SUNDAY AND WE WERE ALL BACK ON 613 00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:48,186 THE FLIGHT. 614 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:54,225 THERE THEY ARE. 615 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:57,094 Stephen: IN ALL OF THAT, DID YOU HAVE ANY TIME TO 616 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:57,495 CELEBRATE? 617 00:34:57,495 --> 00:35:00,131 Jodie: YES. 618 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:02,433 WE WENT TO THE AFTER PARTY. 619 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,501 MOM AND DAD WERE THERE. 620 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:07,171 I BROUGHT MY MOM AND DAD AS GUESTS. 621 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:08,906 LOOK AT THEM GETTING SCREEN TIME. 622 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:11,409 Stephen: THAT'S NICE. 623 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,678 THERE YOU GO. 624 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:16,747 Jodie: WE WENT TO THE AFTER PARTY. 625 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,917 WE DANCED UNTIL VERY LATE AND THEN THEY WENT HOME AND I GOT ON 626 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,487 MY FLIGHT. 627 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:26,757 Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO EM EMMY. 628 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,025 YOU HAVE THIS. 629 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:28,926 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE REWARDS QUESTION WERE TO HAVE A SPECIAL 630 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:29,393 SHELF WITH LIGHTS? 631 00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:30,294 Jodie: I DON'T. 632 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,263 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO. 633 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:35,933 MY MOM AND DAD HAVE GOT IT AT THE MINUTE. 634 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:39,770 THEY TOOK IT HOME BECAUSE WE HAD TO LEAVE AND THEY TEXTED ME THE 635 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:44,809 NEXT DAY BECAUSE THEY MANAGED TO GET A FREE UPGRADE ON THE TRAIN. 636 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,211 Stephen: THEY JUST HAUL THAT OUT? 637 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:49,180 Jodie: I TOLD MY DAD TO PUT IN THE BAG. 638 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,682 DON'T GET IT OUT OF THE BAG. 639 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:54,452 SHAMELESS REALLY BUT HE WAS CARRYING IT AND HE GOT A FREE 640 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:58,022 UPGRADE ON THE TRAIN AND A FREE LUNCH AT HIS LOCAL PUB. 641 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:04,228 [APPLAUSE] FAIR ENOUGH. 642 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:07,765 Stephen: IT STARTS IN PREVIEWS THIS WEEK ON BROADWAY. 643 00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:08,866 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 644 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:13,471 Jodie: IT IS ABOUT, IT CENTERS AROUND A WOMAN NAMED 645 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:14,272 TESSA FROM LIVERPOOL. 646 00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:19,043 SHE IS A CRIMINAL DEFENSE BARRISTER. 647 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,914 SHE IS FROM A WORKING-CLASS BACKGROUND. 648 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:26,117 HAD TO WORK EXTERNALLY HARD TO GET TO THE POSITION SHE'S IN. 649 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:28,619 HUGELY SUCCESSFUL. 650 00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:32,723 OFTEN FIND YOURSELF HAVING TO DEFEND MEN IN COURT WHO ARE 651 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:35,493 ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS. 652 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:39,230 SHE IS ASSAULTED BY A COLLEAGUE WHO SHE WORKS WITH AND SHE ENDS 653 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,800 UP BEING IN THE WITNESS STAND. 654 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,504 THE STORY FOLLOWS ESSENTIALLY HOW HER LIFE IS TURNED 655 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:50,474 UPSIDE DOWN BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT SHE HAS COMMITTED HER LIFE 656 00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:51,242 TO IS CALLED INTO QUESTION. 657 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,010 Stephen: IT'S A ONE-WOMAN SHOW. 658 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:54,312 Jodie: IT'S A ONE-WOMAN SHOW. 659 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:57,748 Stephen: HAVE YOU DONE A ONE-WOMAN SHOW BEFORE THIS? 660 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:00,351 Jodie: NO, THIS IS MY FIRST. 661 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:03,087 Stephen: SO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ON STAGE WITH AN AMAZING 662 00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:03,854 CAST. 663 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:05,222 Jodie: I CAN'T LET MYSELF DOWN. 664 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:08,292 Stephen: THAT'S TRUE. 665 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:11,362 Jodie: THAT'S THE MOST INTERESTING THING, WHAT I 666 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:11,762 LEARNED. 667 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:12,997 IT IS RHYTHM. 668 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:17,702 IF THE RHYTHM IS OFF, THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN CHANGE IT IS YOU. 669 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:18,936 YEAH. 670 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:23,307 Stephen: YOU ARE KNOWN FOR YOUR ABILITY TO DO A VARIETY OF 671 00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:26,711 ACCENTS, ESPECIALLY IN "KILLING EVE." 672 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:27,211 YOU YOURSELF HAVE A LOVELY LIVER PARTLY IN ACCENT. 673 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:27,878 Jodie: THANK YOU. 674 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:31,816 I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 675 00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:32,917 W>> Stephen: WE ARE HERE AND THAT AT SULLIVAN AND YOU SOUND 676 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,518 LIKE THE FIFTH BEETLE. 677 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:43,928 A LOT OF PEOPLE BREAK THEMSELVES OF ACCENTS BECAUSE IT CAN BE 678 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:44,829 LIMITING. 679 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:48,666 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR NATIVE ACCENT? 680 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,134 Jodie: I LOVE IT. 681 00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:53,871 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS OVER THAT I THOUGHT I HAD TO CHANGE 682 00:37:53,871 --> 00:37:58,042 IT, AGAIN BECAUSE THERE USED TO BE A LOT OF WORKING-CLASS, IN 683 00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:03,514 THE '80s AND THEN WE GOT INTO THE "DOWNTON ABBEY," 684 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:05,716 UPSTAIRS-DOWNSTAIRS AND I REALLY WANTED TO DO MUSICAL THEATER AND 685 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:08,219 GO TO DRAMA SCHOOL AND I HAVE HIS VOICE THAT I HAD TO CHANGE 686 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:11,255 IT AND IT WAS STEPHEN GRAHAM, A FRIEND, AN ACTOR AND HE WAS 687 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:14,091 LIKE, DON'T YOU DARE. 688 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,292 LIVERPOOL THROUGH AND THROUGH. 689 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:16,394 DON'T YOU DARE. 690 00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:18,229 AND NOW I LOVE TO BE ABLE TO KIND OF CELEBRATE THAT AND 691 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:24,035 EXPLORE THE WOMEN WHO I REALLY TRULY KNOW. 692 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:25,670 SO IT'S REALLY GREAT, YEAH. 693 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:33,010 Stephen: IS THERE A PARTICULAR WORD IN YOUR NATIVE 694 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:37,515 ACCENT, I WOULD SAY, THAT IS TOUGH FOR YOU TO BREAK OUT OF? 695 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:40,718 DOES THE LIVERPOOL SNEAK IN AT TIMES WHEN YOU'RE DOING OTHER 696 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:41,352 THINGS? 697 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:44,855 Jodie: NOT REALLY, NO. 698 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:47,058 SLANG WORDS, LIKE SLANG WORDS? 699 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:51,095 Stephen: WERE LITERALLY JUST LIKE IN SOME OF THING 700 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:54,165 SOMETHING, YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING. 701 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,168 Jodie: IF SOMETHING IS GOOD, YOU SAY THAT'S BOSS. 702 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:01,672 Stephen: WE SAY THAT TOO IN 1985. 703 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,441 [LAUGHS] I LOVE IT. 704 00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:03,841 IT'S FANTASTIC. 705 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,077 ANYTHING ELSE? 706 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:10,147 Jodie: YOU'D SAY GOD, IT'S CHOCKA IN HERE. 707 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:20,991 I DON'T KNOW. 708 00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:22,059 IT'S CROWDED. 709 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:25,262 Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT WORD IS THAT WORD? 710 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:26,864 YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. 711 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,733 Jodie: YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT. 712 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,366 Stephen: I AM. 713 00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:32,903 IT'S ALWAYS CHOCKA IN HERE. 714 00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:34,905 HAVE YOU SPENT MUCH TIME IN YOUR? 715 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:35,806 NOT AN AWFUL LOT. 716 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,908 THIS IS AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. 717 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:41,712 Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? 718 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:46,917 Jodie: I'M GOING TO SEE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. 719 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:50,254 Stephen: FANTASTIC. 720 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,625 ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM PERFORM OR JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR? 721 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,026 Jodie: PERFORM. 722 00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:56,894 YEAH, YEAH. 723 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,796 Stephen: IT'S A BIG, BEAUTIFUL CITY. 724 00:39:58,796 --> 00:40:00,064 I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. 725 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,700 Jodie: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO START 726 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:03,601 IT. 727 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,468 THROUGHOUT OUR PLEASURE. 728 00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:07,204 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 729 00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,439 PREVIEWS FOR "PRIMA FACIE" START APRIL 11TH 730 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:09,173 AT THE GOLDEN THEATRE. 731 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:09,740 JODIE COMER, EVERYBODY. 732 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,808 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 733 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:20,951 Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 734 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:21,952 GOOD NIGHT! 735 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,020 HAPPY EASTER!