1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:03,970 >> TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT AT FOX NEWS. 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:05,372 >> CARLSON, WHOSE DEPARTURE WAS SO SUDDEN, HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:09,976 CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIS VIEWERS. 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:14,114 >> UP NEXT, WE BID FAREWELL TO YOU, THE VIEWER. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:18,518 AND THE MESSAGE IS THIS. WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVEN 6 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:21,254 FAIRY TALES END. AND ONE DAY OURS DID END. 7 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:24,157 THE MAGIC TURNED TO DUST. ONE DAY, THE MUSIC DIED. 8 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:27,727 BYE-BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE. IMAGINE FORCING YOURSELF TO TELL 9 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:31,297 LIES ALL DAY ABOUT EVERYTHING IN WAYS THAT WERE SO TRANSPARENT 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:34,734 AND SO OUTLANDISH THAT THERE IS NO WAY THE PEOPLE LISTENING TO 11 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,903 YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAID. 12 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,939 IT'S BEEN FUN. I'M ACTUALLY THE SINGLE DUMBEST 13 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,941 PERSON EVER TO PERFORM ON CABLE NEWS. 14 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,444 YOU MAY BE WONDERING, WHAT'S IN STORE AHEAD, THE MANY YEARS 15 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:47,347 AHEAD? MY PLAN IS HAVING SEX WITH M&MS. 16 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,016 [CACKLING] >> Announcer: IT'S 17 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:55,455 "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 18 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:59,592 TONIGHT... TUCKER AROUND AND FIND OUT. 19 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:05,465 AND NICOLAS CAGE TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. 20 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:09,869 PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES JAMES MARSEDEN 21 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:14,774 AND MUSICAL GUEST JOY OLADOKUN. 22 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:19,813 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND. 23 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,048 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER 24 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:30,723 IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 25 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:35,428 >> Stephen: HEY! ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:48,041 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 27 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:52,178 DOWN HERE, UP THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 28 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,414 EVERYBODY WATCHING. MOM AND DAD. 29 00:01:54,481 --> 00:02:00,587 WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 30 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,088 WE'VE BEEN OFF THE AIR FOR A WEEK. 31 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:06,526 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS? TUCKER CARLSON. 32 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:14,667 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THE DIFFERENCE IS, 33 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:19,706 I'M ALLOWED BACK ON. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 34 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:23,309 LAST MONDAY, FOX NEWS FIRED TUCKER CARLSON. 35 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:30,783 I CAN'T BELIVE. WHOO! 36 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,786 I FINALLY GET TO SAY THT ON TV! I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS IN 37 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,389 FOR A WEEK. I FEEL LIKE I JUST 38 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:40,126 HAD THE BEST PEE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 39 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:43,363 LIKE HIM OR NOT -- AND FOR THE RECORD, DON'T -- 40 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:47,567 CARLSON WAS THE MOST-WATCHED CABLE-NEWS HOST. 41 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,570 SO WHY FIRE HIM? FOX DID NOT GIVE A REASON. 42 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:54,474 IN FACT, "TUCKER CARLSON'S EXIT REMAINS A MYSTERY." 43 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:59,345 YES, A MYSTERY. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN 44 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:00,947 "NANCY DREW AND THE CASE OF: WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN YEARS 45 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:13,393 AGO?" SO HERE'S THE DEALIO. 46 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,361 SO THIS ISN'T A WHO DUNNIT. IT'S A WHY DUNNIT. 47 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:17,530 HERE ARE SOME OF THE CLUES. DURING THE DOMINION LAWSUIT, 48 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,832 WE LEARNED THAT CARLSON WAS PRIVATELY TEXTING 49 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:23,369 DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT HIS MANAGERS AND COWORKERS. 50 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,573 WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW, BUT FOX LATER FOUND OUT, IS THAT TUCKER 51 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:33,146 CALLED A SENIOR FOX NEWS EXECUTIVE THE C-WORD. 52 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:36,215 >> [BOOING] >> Stephen: CONSERVATIVE? 53 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:42,755 COWABUNGA? OH! 54 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:47,093 THAT WORD. WOW, NICE MOUTH, TUCKER. 55 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:52,632 YOU KISS YOUR M&M WITH THAT MOUTH? 56 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:57,904 YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 57 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,372 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT 58 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,507 I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE CALLED HIS BOSS A C-U-NEXT-TUESDAY. 59 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:07,113 OR, IN THIS CASE, A C-U-NEVER-TUCKER. 60 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:16,389 THAT WAS JUST ♪ ♪ 61 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,791 THAT WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE MISOGYNY-BERG. 62 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:23,830 IN ANOTHER VIDEO OBTAINED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES, TUCKER IS 63 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:28,534 SHOWN OFF CAMERA DISCUSSING HIS "POSTMENOPAUSAL FANS". 64 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,037 OKAY, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE RUDE, BUT THAT'S MOST OF HIS FANS. 65 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:35,975 AFTER ALL, THE SUREST WAY TO STOP OVULATING IS LOOKING AT 66 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:42,382 THIS FACE. IT'S TRUE. 67 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:47,754 THE OVARIES JUST DROP OUT AND PKEW! 68 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:51,357 BUT IT'S NOT JUST SEXISM. REPORTEDLY, SOME HIGHER-UPS 69 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,460 AT FOX WERE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT THEY FELT WAS THINLY VEILED 70 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:59,999 RACISM ON HIS SHOW. THINLY VEILED? 71 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,969 NO WONDER THEY WERE MAD. FOX LIKES THEIR RACISM 72 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,606 CUT THICK, LIKE A COUNTRY BACON. 73 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,475 ANOTHER THEORY IS THAT TUCKER GOT FIRED BECAUSE HE PERSONALLY 74 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:13,513 OFFENDED FOX CHAIRMAN AND PISSED OFF SACK OF YOGURT, 75 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:17,483 RUPERT MURDOCH. WORD ON THE STREET IS, 76 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,019 TUCKER GOT A LITTLE TOO CHRISTIAN FOR MURDOCH'S TASTE, 77 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,455 INCLUDING A SPEECH AT THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION THAT WAS 78 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:26,125 LACED WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, AND ACCORDING TO A SOURCE, 79 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:30,196 "THAT STUFF FREAKS RUPERT OUT." OF COURSE IT DOES. 80 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,597 I MEAN, LISTEN. IF I WAS RUPERT MURDOCH, 81 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:36,402 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IN HELL EITHER. 82 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:44,343 WHATEVER THE REASON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 83 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:47,313 FOX NEWS PARTED WAYS WITH TUCKER, 84 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:53,252 AND IN HIS OLD TIME SLOT, VIEWERSHIP IS DOWN 56%. 85 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,421 AND NOT ALL OF THAT IS FOX VIEWERS DYING IN 86 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:59,392 FRONT OF THEIR SETS. CONSERVATIVES ARE FURIOUS THAT 87 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,794 FOX FIRED CARLSON, BUT ANOTHER REASON NOBODY'S WATCHING IS 88 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:08,367 FOX NEWS HOST AND MAN WITH RESTING LOBOTOMY FACE, 89 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,136 THE BROWN-HAIRED GUY WHO'S NOT STEVE DOOCY 90 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,873 OR TUCKER CARLSON. JUST LOOK AT HIM ENTHRALLING 91 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,575 VIEWERS ON FRIDAY. >> WE HAVE MORE 92 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,376 IN JUST A MOMENT. THE MUSIC'S GONNA GET LOUDER, 93 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,678 GRAPHICS ARE GONNA COME IN, AND I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING 94 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:28,254 WHEN I COME BACK. >> Stephen: "I'M GONNA GO AWAY 95 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,922 FROM THE SCREEN, BUT MY PRODUCERS PROMISE ME THAT I WILL 96 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,058 NOT DISAPPEAR FOREVER LIKE THAT BALL THAT ROLLED BEHIND THE 97 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:32,959 COUCH. I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT 98 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,695 FOR YOU TO COME BACK. I LIVE IN YOU TV, 99 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,964 MY RATINGS ARE MY FOOD, AND PLEASE NEVER CHANGE THE 100 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:43,836 CHANNEL." FOX'S LOSS IS SOMEONE ELSE'S 101 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,439 GAIN, BECAUSE OVER AT CONSERVATIVE NETWORK NEWSMAX, 102 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:50,209 PRIMETIME VIEWERSHIP HAS SURGED. THAT'S BIG NEWS FOR THEIR 103 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,278 PRIMETIME LINEUP: THE SECURITY CAMERA AT A BAIT 104 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:57,450 AND TACKLE SHOP. CURRENTLY TUCKER IS A FREE AGENT 105 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,319 AND THERE'S PLENTY OF INTEREST. IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE WAS 106 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,955 FIRED, TUCKER CARLSON GOT AN OFFER FROM RUSSIA 107 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,626 STATE MEDIA. THAT'S GOTTA BE A TEMPTING 108 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,529 OFFER. UP UNTIL NOW, HE'S BEEN 109 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:17,637 REPRESENTING RUSSIA PRO BONO. TUCKER HAS ALSO GOTTEN 110 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:20,039 DA. WE REPORT. 111 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:23,342 YOU DECIDE. TUCKER HAS GOTTEN UNOFFICIAL 112 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,344 OFFERS FROM ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, CONSERVATIVE NEWS 113 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:30,249 OUTLETBLAZE TV, AND EVEN MIKE LINDELL OFFERED TUCKER 114 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:31,951 CARLSON A JOB. YEAH, LINDELL WANTS TUCKER TO BE 115 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:40,193 THE PILLOW. BIG NEWS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, 116 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,661 ALMOST FORGOT LAST WEEK, 117 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,095 PRESIDENT BIDEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL SEEK 118 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:47,200 A SECOND TERM. OF COURSE, WE KNOW BIDEN'S 119 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:48,968 REAL OPPONENT IS THE RAVAGES OF TIME. 120 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:53,372 IF HE WINS A SECOND TERM, HE WILL BE 86 WHEN HE LEAVES 121 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,041 OFFICE. AND VOTERS FEEL THAT IS, 122 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:57,910 TO PUT IT DELICATELY: WAY TOO [BLEEP] OLD. 123 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:02,582 ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 70% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE BIDEN 124 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,051 SHOULD NOT RUN FOR RE-ELECTION, AND HALF OF THOSE POLLED CITE 125 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,521 HIS AGE AS A MAJOR REASON. BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT BIDEN 126 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:16,062 IS YOUNG AT HEART. THAT'S RIGHT. 127 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:17,196 THAT'S RIGHT. [APPLAUSE] 128 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,332 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 129 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:23,769 THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ALL HIS OTHER ORGANS 130 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:28,107 WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. BUT JOE'S GOT HOPE, 131 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,509 BABY, BECAUSE IN THAT SAME POLL, 88% OF DEMOCRATIC VOTERS SAY 132 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:34,013 THEY'D DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY STILL VOTE FOR BIDEN 133 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,717 IF HE'S THE NOMINEE. YEAH! 134 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:44,257 DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY. SO, NOBODY WANTS HIM, 135 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,627 BUT THEY'LL TAKE HIM IF HE'S THEIR ONLY OPTION. 136 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:48,861 HE'S A POLITICAL POSITION KNOWN AS 137 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:53,232 "OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE." FOLLOWING HIS ANNOUNCEMENT, 138 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:58,404 BIDEN WAS ASKED ABOUT THE ISSUE OF HIS AGE, AND HE SAID THIS. 139 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,972 >> YOU SAID QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR AGE ARE LEGITIMATE AND 140 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,341 YOUR RESPONSE IS ALWAYS "JUST WATCH ME." 141 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,110 WHAT DO YOU SAY THOSE AMERICANS WHO ARE WATCHING 142 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,513 AND AREN'T CONVINCED? >> WITH REGARD TO AGE, I CAN'T 143 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,249 EVEN SAY -- I GUESS HOW OLD I AM. 144 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:14,987 I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE NUMBER. IT DOESN'T REGISTER WITH ME. 145 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,925 >> Stephen: "LISTEN, JACK, LISTEN. 146 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,426 IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MY AGE, YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW 147 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:27,066 THAT I HAVE TROUBLE IDENTIFYING AND CALCULATING BASIC NUMBERS." 148 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:31,938 MARCO. WHAT? 149 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:35,174 ONE GUY IT LOOKS LIKE BIDEN WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 150 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,176 MUCH NEXT YEAR IS FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND BROKEN ROBOT IN THE 151 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:46,052 HALL OF NEVER-GONNA-BE PRESIDENTS, RON DeSANTIS. 152 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:50,556 RON DeSANTIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP THE G.O.P. MOVE PAST THE 153 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:54,160 FORMER PRESIDENT, BUT HE HAS ONE BIG POLITICAL LIABILITY: 154 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:59,665 HE'S RON DeSANTIS. AND HE'S TANKING IN THE POLLS. 155 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:03,269 AND NOT JUST HERE. ANYWHERE HE GOES ON THE PLANET. 156 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:09,075 HE JUST RETURNED. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 157 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,543 RON DeSANTIS JUST RETURNED FROM A FOREIGN TRIP THAT WAS 158 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,645 OFFICIALLY BILLED AS AN ATTEMPT TO BUILD FLORIDA GOES ECONOMIC 159 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:16,382 RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE U.K., ISRAEL, SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN. 160 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,884 YES, HE WAS TRYING TO BOOST SALES OF FLORIDA'S TOP EXPORTS: 161 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:23,889 UNEMPLOYED ALLIGATORS, SPONGEBOB FACE TATTOOS, 162 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,725 AND DRUNK BACHELORETTES WANDERING AROUND GOING, 163 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:34,000 "GUYS, WHERE'S LIZ?" "WHERE'S LIZ?" 164 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:37,970 I'M SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO THE HOTEL WITH LIZ. 165 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,872 WAIT, I'M LIZ. OF COURSE, THE REAL POINT OF 166 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:47,747 THE TRIP WAS TO MAKE HIM LOOK PRESIDENTIAL, BUT IN JAPAN, 167 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,649 IT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE THIS. >> GOVERNOR, POLLS SHOW YOU 168 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,953 FALLING BEHIND TRUMP. ANY THOUGHTS ON THAT? 169 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,655 >> I'M NOT A CANDIDATE, SO WE'LL SEE IF AND WHEN 170 00:10:56,722 --> 00:11:00,593 THAT CHANGES. >> Stephen: "I'M NOT A, 171 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:03,763 I'M NOT A CANDIDATE, AND I'M ALSO NOT A, 172 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:06,065 NOT IN CONTROL OF MY HEAD! THIS IS NOT A JOKE, 173 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,166 I CAN'T STOP. HELP! 174 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:12,705 MY SKULL IS FULL OF BEES!" OH, NO. 175 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:20,679 OH, NO. THEY FOUND A FLOWER. 176 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:25,051 DeSANTIS ALSO TRAVELED TO THE UNITED KINGDOM, 177 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,385 WHERE HE MET WITH BRITISH BUSINESS LEADERS, WHO LATER 178 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,020 DESCRIBED HIM AS: HORRENDOUS AND LOW-WATTAGE, 179 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:32,458 AND SAID THAT DeSANTIS LOOKED BORED AND STARED 180 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,759 AT HIS FEET AT AN EVENT CO-HOSTED BY LLOYD'S OF LONDON, 181 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,494 THE WORLD'S LARGEST INSURANCE MARKETPLACE." 182 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:39,398 HE BORED BRITISH INSURANCE AGENTS! 183 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:45,137 [BRITISH ACCENT] "OH, I SAY. 184 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,240 OH. MY GOODNESS. 185 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:52,011 HE'S FRIGHTFULLY DULL. LET'S GO BACK TO DISCUSSING 186 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:57,383 DEDUCTIBLES FOR CHIMNEY LUNG." THE HARSHEST REVIEW OF ALL: 187 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,884 "IT FELT REALLY A BIT LIKE WE WERE WATCHING A STATE-LEVEL 188 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,921 POLITICIAN. THERE WASN'T ANY STARDUST." 189 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:06,025 NO STARDUST. OR AS IT'S KNOWN IN FLORIDA, 190 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,995 METH. THAT WASN'T THE ONLY LOWLIGHT 191 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,730 FROM DeSANTIS'S TRIP. HERE HE IS RESPONDING TO A 192 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,500 QUESTION ABOUT A FORMER GITMO DETAINEE WHO CLAIMS DeSANTIS WAS 193 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,403 PRESENT WHILE HE WAS TORTURED. 194 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,738 >> HOW WOULD THEY KNOW ME? OKAY, THINK ABOUT IT, DO YOU 195 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,508 HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT IS CREDIBLE? 196 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,978 SO THIS IS 2006, I AM A JUNIOR OFFICER, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK 197 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,013 THEY WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED ME FROM ADAM? 198 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,083 OF COURSE NOT. >> Stephen: "YOU REALLY THINK 199 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,518 A GUY WOULD REMEMBER ME? NO ONE REMEMBERS ME. 200 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:37,656 I DON'T REMEMBER ME. GLOM DeSANDWICH? 201 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:42,962 OH, NO, THE BEES ARE BACK!" THE BEES ARE BACK!" 202 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,830 OH! WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW 203 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,633 FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE NICOLAS CAGE 204 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,738 AND JAMES MARSDEN. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, 205 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,341 I TALK ABOUT HOPEFULLY CONTINUING TO 206 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,409 COME BACK. ♪ ♪ 207 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:26,272 ♪ ♪ 208 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:33,245 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE 209 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,447 BAND, EVERYBODY. LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" 210 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,417 BAND. THERE YOU GO. 211 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,487 LOUIS. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 212 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,890 GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU. 213 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,760 I KNOW WE'VE GOT A COUPLE GUESTS TONIGHT. 214 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:53,032 SOME OF YOU ARE OUT ON THE GIG. LOVE SEE YOU ON THE KIT. 215 00:13:53,098 --> 00:14:01,674 >> GOT TO HOLD IT DOWN. >> Stephen: COMING UP IN JUST 216 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:05,311 A LITTLE WHILE, THE LOVELY, TALENTED ACTOR JAMES MARSDEN IS 217 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:13,919 GOING TO BE OUT HERE. AND TAKING THE COLBERT 218 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:20,593 QUESTIONERT, MR. NICOLAS CAGE WILL BE RIGHT OUT. 219 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:25,698 FOLKS, THERE'S ONE BIG STORY THAT WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT 220 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,966 YET, PARTLY BECAUSE IT'S PARTLY ABOUT US. 221 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,803 FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, THE WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA, 222 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,339 WHICH IS THE UNION REPRESENTING TELEVISION AND FILM WRITERS, HAS 223 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:38,444 BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH THE MAJOR STUDIOS FOR A FAIR CONTRACT. 224 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,379 THESE ARE CLOSED NEGOTIATIONS, SO WE DON'T KNOW 225 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:44,116 WHAT'S HAPPENING. ALL WE KNOW IS THAT TONIGHT 226 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,317 AT MIDNIGHT PACIFIC TIME, THE OLD CONTRACT ENDS, AND, 227 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:52,124 IF A DEAL HASN'T BEEN REACHED, THE UNION COULD GO ON STRIKE. 228 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,059 WHICH MEANS THAT WRITERS MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 229 00:14:54,126 --> 00:15:01,333 TOTALLY AGAINST THEIR NATURE: GO OUTSIDE. 230 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,839 HELLO. THESE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE. 231 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:10,943 THESE ARE OUR WRITERS, THESE PEOPLE. 232 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:11,910 THESE ARE OUR WRITERS, AND THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT 233 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:18,083 TO OUR SHOW. THEY WRITE THE MONOLOGUE, 234 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:22,221 THE "MEANWHILE," THE COLD OPEN. 235 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,656 AND WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE, THIS WOULD BE CALLED 236 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:27,226 "THE LATE SHOW WITH A GUY RAMBLING ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS 237 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:31,730 AND BOATS FOR AN HOUR." THIS NEGOTIATION IMPACTS 238 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,233 OUR WHOLE STAFF, WHO WORK SO HARD TO BRING YOU THIS SHOW 239 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,735 EVERY NIGHT. WHICH IS WHY EVERYBODY, 240 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:40,673 INCLUDING MYSELF, HOPES BOTH SIDES REACH A DEAL. 241 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,241 BUT I ALSO THINK THAT THE WRITERS' DEMANDS ARE NOT 242 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,177 UNREASONABLE. I'M A MEMBER OF THE GUILD, 243 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,112 I SUPPORT COLLECTIVE BARGAINING. 244 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,548 THIS NATION OWES SO MUCH TO UNIONS. 245 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:56,655 THEY'RE THE REASON WE HAVE [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 246 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,724 UNIONS. THIS IS TRUE. 247 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,527 UNIONS ARE THE REASON WE HAVE WEEKENDS, AND BY EXTENSION, 248 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:06,732 WHY WE HAVE T.G.I. FRIDAYS. NEXT TIME YOU ENJOY 249 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:12,604 A WHISKEY GLAZED BLAZE BURGER, YOU THANK A UNION. 250 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:16,942 DEFINITELY TOOK A FEW TEAMSTERS TO ASSEMBLE THAT THING. 251 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,577 MIGHT BE A LITTLE SHAVE JIMMY HOFFA IN THERE. 252 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,846 BUT JUST IN CASE THERE IS A STRIKE AND WE HAVE 253 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:26,385 TO GO OFF THE AIR, WE TOAY PUT TOGETHER SOME JOKES 254 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,020 ABOUT NEWS STORIES THAT WE'RE PRETTY SURE COULD HAPPEN 255 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:33,192 IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. IN FLORIDA, 256 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,395 DISNEY HAS PREVAILED IN ITS FIRST AMENDMENT 257 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,497 LAWSUIT AGAINST RON DeSANTIS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 258 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:44,069 AS PART OF THE SETTLEMENT, DeSANTIS WILL PERFORM 3 MONTHS 259 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,138 OF COMMUNITY SERVICE, POOP SCOOPING AFTER SULLY 260 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,942 FROM "MONSTERS, INC." OVER AT THE WHITE HOUSE, 261 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,544 JOE BIDEN HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED HE'S RUNNING 262 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,448 FOR REELECTION IN 2024. YES, I KNOW HE ALREADY DID THAT, 263 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,283 BUT HE KEEPS DOING IT, AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS 264 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,755 WHY PEOPLE ARE SO WORRIED. THERE'S NEWS 265 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,357 FROM THE REPUBLICAN SIDE. ADDING TO HIS LIST OF LEGAL 266 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:09,995 TROUBLES, THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS BEEN INDICTED FOR USING 267 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,631 CHILD LABOR AT MAR-A-LAGO. BUT IN HIS DEFENSE, 268 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,366 IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYONE WILLING TO PLAY 269 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:20,372 WITH ERIC. IN THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT, 270 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,675 THE BARBIE MOVIE HAS BROKEN BOX OFFICE RECORDS, THANKS TO 271 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:26,512 A STEAMY FULL-FRONTAL SCENE WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL OF 272 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:34,887 KEN'S SMOOTH LUMP. JUST TO MAKE SURE WE COVER 273 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,355 ALL OF OUR BASES, HERE'S A QUICK RUNDOWN OF SOME TOP FUTURE 274 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:40,058 HEADLINES. CHATGPT HAS PASSED THE BAR 275 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,295 BUT DECIDES IT REALLY WANTS TO BE A DJ. 276 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,231 KING CHARLES' CORONATION IS POSTPONED BECAUSE THEY 277 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:51,470 COULDN'T FIND A BATMAN PINATA. AND THE MET GALA UNVEILS 278 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,474 NEXT YEAR'S THEME: EVERYBODY JUST DRESS LIKE ELMO. 279 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,876 I'VE GOT ONE LAST PREDICTION. AFTER THE BREAK, 280 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,546 I GIVE NICHOLAS CAGE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. 281 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:05,451 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 282 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:17,963 ♪ ♪ 283 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:22,067 >> Stephen: EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THEIR TRACKER THAT PREVENTS THE 284 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:26,472 STAR OF "RENFIELD," NICOLA NICOLAS CAGE. 285 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,874 NICHOLAS, IT WAS LOVELY TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW AND I HAD A 286 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,411 GREAT TIME. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK THIS 287 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,413 EVENING. THE REASON I REALLY WANTED TO 288 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:40,319 HAVE YOU BACK IS THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO INTERVIEW BUT EVEN 15, 289 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,322 16 MINUTE INTERVIEW, IT'S HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY IN THAT 290 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:47,159 LENGTH OF TIME. WHAT WE HAVE DONE HERE AT 291 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,127 "THE LATE SHOW"'S WE HAD OUR DATA ENGINEERS CRUNCH SOME 292 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,197 NUMBERS. WITH THE HELP OF AN AI SYSTEM, 293 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:56,235 THEY HAVE CREATED SOMETHING CALLED THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT, 294 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,836 WHICH IS... [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 295 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,937 >> Nicolas: I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT. 296 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,340 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE QUESTIONS ARE BUT I KNOW YOU ASK 297 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,810 QUESTIONS. >> Stephen: PENETRATING 298 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,213 QUESTIONS. THEY GO IN, THEY ARE THE RIB 299 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,148 CRACKERS AND I LOOK RIGHT AT THE HEART OF THE PERSON AND THE 300 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,717 WORLD KNOWS WHO ARE AT THE END OF THIS. 301 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,120 ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE KNOWN, NICOLAS CAGE? 302 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:19,491 >> Nicolas: I, I GUESS I'M FINALLY PREPARED TO NO LONGER BE 303 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:28,500 ANONYMOUS AND TO BE KNOWN. >> Stephen: BRAVE MAN. 304 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:32,671 COLBERT QUESTIONERT, QUESTION ONE FOR NICOLAS CAGE. 305 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,306 NICOLAS CAGE, WHAT'S THE BEST SANDWICH? 306 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:43,382 >> Nicolas: THE MUF MUFFLETA SANDWICH. 307 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:48,387 IT'S A KIND OF A COMBINATION OF SALAMI AND PROVOLONE CHEESE, 308 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:54,626 SPECIAL OLIVE DRESSING WHICH IS JUICY AND TANGY IN THE BREAD IS 309 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,596 SOFT AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH. 310 00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:03,902 >> Stephen: I AM IN. WHAT WAS THE FIRST CONCERT YOU 311 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:08,006 EVER WENT TO? >> Nicolas: THE WHO IN 312 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:15,247 SAN FRANCISCO. FILLMORE STADIUM. 313 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:19,551 YEAH, I WAS A BIG FAN OF THE MOVIE "KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT." 314 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:24,022 ROGER DID THIS INCREDIBLE THING WHERE HE WAS SPINNING THE 315 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:29,394 MICROPHONE WITH THE CABLE AND HE JUST HIT THE SYMBOL. 316 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:36,568 IT WAS LIKE 50 FEET BEHIND HIM. HE GOT IT RIGHT ON THE CYMBAL 317 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,770 AND I WAS AMAZED. THE CONCERT WAS OVER AND MY 318 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,006 COUSIN THOUGHT THAT I WAS OBSERVED BECAUSE I WAS SO 319 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,241 EXCITED I COULDN'T STAY IN MY SEAT BUT I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY 320 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:48,447 BY THAT SHOW. >> Stephen: QUALITY FIRST 321 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,183 CONCERT. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? 322 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:56,555 >> Nicolas: WELL, YOU KNOW, STEPHEN, I'D HAVE TO SAY THE 323 00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:02,294 CENTIPEDE. >> Stephen: WHY THE CENTIPEDE? 324 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:06,331 >> Nicolas: WELL, LOOK AT IT. >> Stephen: A TERRIBLE MOMENT 325 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:11,236 WHEN THE CENTIPEDE SHOWS UP IN "RENFIELD." 326 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:12,671 >> Nicolas: THEY ARE IMPORTANT. 327 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,806 THEY ARE ARTHROPODS. THEY HELP THE WORLD, THE EARTH. 328 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:20,646 BUT THEY ARE SCARY. THEY ARE VERY VICIOUS. 329 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,281 IN THE NATURAL REALM. THE WAY THEY EAT CRICKETS IS 330 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:28,487 LIKE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. THE MANDIBLES. 331 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:33,425 I'VE SEEN IT. [LAUGHTER] 332 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,927 >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> Nicolas: OH, ORANGES. 333 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,697 OH, YEAH. WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE ORANGE 334 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:39,665 FAMILY. TANGERINES. 335 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:43,869 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE TANGELO. 336 00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,637 >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T DARE. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT. 337 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:49,574 HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH? 338 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,009 >> Nicolas: YEAH. >> Stephen: MAY I ASK WHO? 339 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,545 >> Nicolas: PETE TOWNSEND. >> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT? 340 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,648 >> Nicolas: NO. IT WASN'T INVERSE OF THAT I SENT 341 00:21:56,715 --> 00:22:00,919 A PICTURE, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS. MAYBE HE DID SIGN IT. 342 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,755 NEVER CAME BACK IN THE MAIL. >> Stephen: PETE, IF YOU'RE 343 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:08,860 WATCHING, SET IT TO ME A MAKE SURE HE GETS IT. 344 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,329 IF YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO NICK? 345 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,167 >> Nicolas: YEAH, SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. 346 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:19,237 >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? 347 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,707 >> Nicolas: OH, WOW. NOBODY REALLY KNOWS. 348 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:26,278 I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAY THAT ELECTRICITY IS 349 00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,747 FOREVER ETERNAL. THAT THE SPARK KEEPS GOING. 350 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:33,652 I LIKE TO THINK WHATEVER SPARK IS ANIMATING OUR BODIES, ONCE 351 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:37,422 THE BODY PASSES ON, THE PEACE PARK CONTINUES TO GO. 352 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:43,095 WHETHER OR NOT THAT ELECTRICITY HAS CONSCIOUSNESS, WHO CAN 353 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:53,672 REALLY SAY. [APPLAUSE] 354 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:57,909 >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE. 355 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:01,379 >> Nicolas: FAVORITE ACTION. >> Stephen: IT CAN BE ONE OF 356 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,014 YOURS. >> Nicolas: NO, NO, NOT HAVE 357 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:08,320 TO GO WITH BRUCE LEE "ENTER THE DRAGON." 358 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:11,256 [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE? 359 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,559 >> Nicolas: OH, AISLE. I AM OLDER. 360 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:17,129 I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT TO 361 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,931 HAVE TO SAY EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 362 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,800 I UNDERSTAND. FAVORITE SMELL. 363 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,403 >> Nicolas: NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE. 364 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,072 >> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL. 365 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:34,212 >> Nicolas: MY WIFE 'AT PET POMERANIAN'S CRAP. 366 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:37,682 [LAUGHTER] >> Stephen: THAT'S VERY 367 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:44,122 SPECIFIC. >> Nicolas: OH, IT'S SPECIFIC. 368 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:47,292 >> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? 369 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:52,130 >> Nicolas: I DON'T REMEMBER. LET ME THINK. 370 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,300 LISTEN, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS REALLY FAR OUT AND I DON'T KNOW 371 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:59,805 IF IT'S REAL OR NOT BUT SOMETIMES I THINK I CAN GO ALL 372 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:05,043 THE WAY BACK TO THE IN UTERO AND FEELING LIKE I COULD, LIKE SEE 373 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:09,514 FACES IN THE DARK OR SOMETHING. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS POWERFULLY 374 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,550 ABSTRACT. WITH THAT SOMEHOW SEEMS LIKE 375 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,785 MAYBE IT HAPPENED. >> Stephen: TO THESE FACES IN 376 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:18,423 THE DARK, WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE WITH YOU? 377 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:22,994 OR ARE THESE THINGS, YOUR PRENATAL MIND WAS CONJURING? 378 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,664 >> Nicolas: NOW THAT I AM NO LONGER IN UTERO, I WOULD HAVE TO 379 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:33,004 IMAGINE IT WAS PERHAPS VOCAL, VIBRATIONS RESONATING THROUGH TO 380 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:37,642 ME AND THAT STAGE. THAT'S GOING WAY BACK. 381 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:41,680 I DON'T KNOW. THAT COMES TO MIND. 382 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:45,617 >> St>> Stephen: I BUY IT. I BUY IT. 383 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,920 YOU ARE NICK CAGE. WHO WILL MIND TO SAY YOU DON'T 384 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,655 REMEMBER BEING IN UTERO. >> Nicolas: I DON'T EVEN KNOW 385 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:54,993 IF I REMEMBER BEING IN EUROPE WITH THAT THOUGHT HAS CROSSED MY 386 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,963 MIND. >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS. 387 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:00,432 >> Nicolas: KATZ. CATS. 388 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,768 >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST 389 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,504 OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT? 390 00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:12,577 >> Nicolas: YOU SEE, STEPHEN, I TAKE MY BIRTHDAYS VERY 391 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:16,314 SERIOUSLY. I REALLY LOVE THE RITUAL OF THE 392 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:20,518 CAKE AND THE CANDLES AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 393 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:25,123 I NEED TO HAVE THAT ONE WISH WHEN YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. 394 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,826 REMARKABLY MORE OFTEN THAN NOT THAT WHICH DOES COME TRUE. 395 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:32,664 I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE BIRTHDAY SONG. 396 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,533 >> Stephen: OKAY. CLASSIC. 397 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,671 SIMPLE. WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? 398 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,308 >> Nicolas: 12. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, WHAT? 399 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,843 >> Nicolas: 12. >> Stephen: NO. 400 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,413 DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. 401 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:56,021 >> Nicolas: LOVING, COMPASSIONATE, ELECTRIC, 402 00:25:56,087 --> 00:26:00,292 EFFECTIVE. IT'S A TOSS-UP BETWEEN HILARIOUS 403 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:02,928 AND HEALTHY. THEY BOTH START WITH H. 404 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,497 CAN I HAVE BOTH. HILARIOUS. 405 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:06,731 >> Stephen: HILARIOUSLY HEALTHY. 406 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,200 >> Nicolas: I'LL TAKE IT. >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. 407 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:14,539 YOU ARE KNOWN, NICK CAGE. IT'S A GOOD FEELING, ISN'T IT? 408 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,342 >> Nicolas: IT'S GOOD. >> Stephen: "RENFIELD" IS IN 409 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,611 THEATERS NOW. NICOLAS CAGE IS RIGHT THERE. 410 00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:22,280 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 411 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:40,165 ♪ ♪ 412 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:44,235 >> Stephen: THERE WE GO. WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND 413 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:48,139 GENTLEMEN. FOLKS. 414 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:53,945 FOLKS AND SUCH. Y'ALL KNOW MY GUEST 415 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,480 TONIGHT FROM "ENCHANTED," "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG," 416 00:26:55,547 --> 00:27:00,218 AND "WESTWORLD." HE NOW STARS IN "JURY DUTY." 417 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,488 >> ANYONE HERE HAVE ANY REASON WHY THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE THEY 418 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,957 WOULD BE A GOOD JUROR FOR THIS CASE? 419 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:10,495 >> YES. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A CHANCE 420 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:14,899 THAT I MIGHT BE AN UNWELCOME DISTRACTION. 421 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,336 >> WHY IS THAT, SIR? BECAUSE I'M A RECOGNIZABLE 422 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,739 PUBLIC FIGURE. >> RESPECTFULLY, I DON'T 423 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:21,573 RECOGNIZE YOU. I'M SORRY. 424 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:25,677 WHO ARE YOU? >> THAT'S OKAY. 425 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:27,979 MY MOST RECENT MOVIE IS "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. 426 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:31,683 "THIS GENTLEMAN AND I WERE CHATTING ABOUT IT AND HE'S A BIG 427 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,652 FAN. >> YOU WERE TALKING TO THIS 428 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:35,587 GENTLEMAN? STAND UP. 429 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:39,024 DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FELLA IS? >> YEAH, I DO. 430 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:43,495 IT TOOK ME LITTLE BIT TO NOTICE IT BUT I RECOGNIZE HIM. 431 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:44,562 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW," 432 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:58,243 JAMES MARSDEN. ♪ ♪ 433 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:04,516 >> James: MY GOODNESS. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 434 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:09,454 >> James: WOW. VERY NICE. 435 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:16,094 >> Stephen: NICE. >> James: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN 436 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:19,597 THEIR DRINKS? >> Stephen: NOTHING. 437 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:21,499 JUST TOLD THEM YOU WERE COMING OUT. 438 00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:24,202 >> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. 439 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,071 >> Stephen: WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW "JURY DUTY" 440 00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:28,673 BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM OF THE SHOW 441 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,009 EXISTS. I WAS IN THE BAD WEEKEND, 442 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,745 WORRYING ABOUT THE STRIKE POSSIBLY HAPPENING AND I SAID 443 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,881 LET'S WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY. I HEAR "JURY DUTY IS GOOD. 444 00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:40,218 WE WATCHED ALL EIGHT EPISODES IN ONE SITTING. 445 00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:41,619 IT'S HILARIOUS. >> James: THANK YOU. 446 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,823 >> Stephen: IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU 447 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,025 DO AND IT'S SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT. 448 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:50,929 TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT IT IS. >> James: OKAY. 449 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,065 SO THE SHOW IS ESSENTIALLY, IF ANYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THE 450 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:59,170 TRUMAN SHOW, IT'S BASICALLY THE TRUMAN SHOW MEETS "THE OFFICE." 451 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,540 YOU'RE ALREADY GOING, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 452 00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:08,546 IT'S ME PLAYING MYSELF, SORT OF HEIGHTENED SENSATIONALIZED, 453 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,982 ENTITLED HOLLYWOOD JERK VERSION OF MYSELF AND A BUNCH OF 454 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,517 IMPROVISATIONAL ACTORS WHO ARE BRILLIANT. 455 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:16,621 ONE GUY THAT THINKS THE WHOLE THING IS REAL. 456 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,423 SPENT THREE WEEKS ON JURY DUTY AND IT'S ALL MANUFACTURED AND 457 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,658 FAKE. >> Stephen: AND HE'S THE ONLY 458 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:23,194 ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE AS AN ACTOR. 459 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,630 >> James: THE ONLY ONE. HIDDEN CAMERAS. 460 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,600 HE THINKS HE'S BEING FOLLOWED AROUND BY A CAMERA CREW FOR A 461 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,136 BORING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT JURY DUTY THAT'S GOING TO END UP ON 462 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:34,739 PUBLIC ACCESS OR SOMETHING. MEANWHILE, WE ARE FOLLOWING 463 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:41,112 EVERY MOVE. SEVEN OR EIGHT SCRIPTS THAT HAD 464 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:44,516 COMDIC BEATS. LEE EISENBERG AND GENE 465 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,284 STUPNITSKY WHO CREATED "THE OFFICE. 466 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:49,821 QUICKLY THERE WAS NO SCRIPTED DIALOGUE SO WAS MOSTLY 467 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,055 IMPROVISATION. >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU KNOW 468 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:56,060 HOW FAR YOU COULD PUSH IT WITHOUT TIPPING YOUR HAND? 469 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,296 FIRST OF ALL, YOU PLAY JAMES MARSDEN. 470 00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,698 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING SOMETHING LSE. 471 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:04,469 YOU'RE RECOGNIZABLE. YOU ARE PLAYING JAMES MARSDEN, A 472 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,871 HOLLYWOOD ACTOR WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON JURY DUTY AND YOU ARE 473 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:08,506 ACTING SUPER ENTITLED. I'M GLAD YOU SAY THAT'S NOT WHAT 474 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:12,010 YOU LIKE. IT'S REALLY WONDERFULLY 475 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:15,113 HILARIOUSLY AWFUL VERSION OF WHAT YOU MIGHT BE LIKE. 476 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:20,518 >> James: IT'S NICE TO SEE MY TRUE SELF COME OUT. 477 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:22,921 30 YEARS OF FAKING THE GOOD GUY THING. 478 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,689 IT'S NICE. >> Stephen: YOU COULD PRETEND 479 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,091 THAT WASN'T YOU AND JUST LET THE REAL YOU COME OUT. 480 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:31,396 >> James: IT WAS EXCITING TO ME TO SEND UP HOLLYWOOD A LITTLE 481 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,898 BIT. SORT OF LAMPOON WHAT I DO. 482 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:39,037 I TAKE WHAT I DO FOR LIVING VERY SERIOUSLY BUT SOMETIMES IT'S 483 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,873 LIKE, THIS IS ABSURD. SO TO MAKE FUN OF THE GUYS WHO 484 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,911 THINK THE ONLY CONVERSATIONS SHOULD BE HAD ABOUT THEIR IMDB 485 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:49,981 PAGE. TO BE GIVEN PERMISSION TO SAY 486 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,550 THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF. 487 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:57,288 AND BE THE WORST PERSON IN THE ROOM. 488 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,890 >> Stephen: AND DO SOME HORRIBLE THINGS. 489 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,992 I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO DETAIL. 490 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:03,895 UNSAVORY THINGS. HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW FAR TO PUSH 491 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:06,931 IT? YOU AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE 492 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,934 CAST, DID YOU DISCUSS WHAT THE LIMITS WHERE? 493 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:13,771 HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW SOMETHING IS GOING ON. 494 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:17,709 AT ONE POINT YOU HELP A YOUNG COUPLE BIG LOVE TO EACH OTHER BY 495 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:21,112 JUMPING ON THEIR BED. >> James: I DO. 496 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,815 I HELPED THEM SOAK, AS THEY CALL IT. 497 00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:26,551 >> Stephen: YES. >> James: GREAT QUESTION. 498 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:30,088 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. >> James: YOU'RE WELCOME. 499 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,423 THE IDEA WAS HERE WERE THE SCRIPTED BEATS THAT WE HAVE TO 500 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:37,195 FIND MOMENTS FOR HER. AT THE BEGINNING WE WERE WORRIED 501 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:41,366 HE WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS SO WE HAD TO MAKE DEPOSITS INTO THE 502 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,636 REALITY BANK. LET'S DO THREE OR FOUR HOURS OF 503 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:48,606 JUST BORING COURT. WE HAD, VERY LUCKY. 504 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:56,147 WE HAD SOMEONE PLAY THE JUDGE WHO WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR. 505 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:59,217 HE WAS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR HIS WHOLE CAREER SO HE KNEW THE 506 00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,819 LEGALESE IN THE SPEAK. WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO SET THE 507 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:05,757 STAGE AND BE LIKE, THIS CAN'T BE A SHOW BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST 508 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:09,994 BORING FIVE HOURS. ANY TIME HE GET SUSPICIOUS, THE 509 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:12,196 DIRECTORATE SAY WE'VE GOT TO PULL BACK A LITTLE BIT. 510 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:16,801 FIND MOMENTS TO PUSH THE COMPANY BEATS THAT WERE WRITTEN IN THE 511 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,904 SCRIPT. KNOWING THAT WE WOULD SOMETIMES 512 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:24,409 HAVE A LOT -- CAN WE BE SUBJECTED TO REALLY BORING COURT 513 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,144 DAYS. >> Stephen: WAS ANYBODY 514 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:28,246 TALKING TO YOU? >> James: A FEW PEOPLE HAD 515 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,281 EARPIECES IN. I WAS TOO SCARED HE WAS GOING TO 516 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:34,852 SEE IT AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LONG LEASH AND BE IN CONTROL 517 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:38,756 OF THE SHIP. I WANTED TO FLY WITHOUT A NET. 518 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:41,592 AND BE HORRIBLE JAMES MARSDEN. >> Stephen: WHAT I LOVE IS, 519 00:32:41,659 --> 00:32:44,696 WITHOUT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY, I LOVE THE FACT THEY ARE ACTUALLY 520 00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:47,165 NOT A JUROR. YOU ARE AN ALTERNATE. 521 00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:50,902 >> James: LIKE WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE THIS GUY -- 522 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,570 CRUSH'S EGO EVEN MORE. >> Stephen: YOU GO THROUGH 523 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,973 EVERYTHING AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO VOTE. 524 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,675 >> James: I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT YEAH, HE 525 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:03,114 HASN'T TAKEN TO WELL. THE GENTLEMAN, I THINK THE 526 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:07,952 REASON WHY THE SHOW IS, FIRST OF ALL I'VE NEVER BEEN A PART OF 527 00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:10,722 SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE SO METEORIC SO QUICKLY. 528 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:15,326 THIS SHOW CAME OUT ON FRIDAY. SATURDAY WAS SAYING "JURY DUTY." 529 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:19,430 I THINK IT'S ALL BECAUSE THIS GUY, RONALD GLADDEN, I DON'T 530 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,067 KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, ONE OF THE MOST PURE HEARTED, KIND, 531 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:28,706 DECENT HUMAN BEINGS. >> Stephen: I DON'T THINK IT 532 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,109 WOULD'VE BEEN AS GOOD WITHOUT HIM AT THE CENTER OF IT BECAUSE 533 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,944 HE MAKES THE RIGHT ETHICAL CHOICES. 534 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:35,646 >> James: NOT THAT WE WERE PRESENTING HIM WITH A MORAL 535 00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:38,549 OBSTACLE COURSE BUT FROM THE BEGINNING, I WAS LIKE, I DON'T 536 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:42,153 WANT TO DO A PRANK SHOW. THREE WEEKS IS A LONG TIME TO 537 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,288 MESS WITH SOMEBODY'S HUMAN EXPERIENCE. 538 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,191 >> James: BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S AN INTERESTING EXPLORATION. 539 00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:50,294 GIVES YOU FAITH IN MANKIND THIS FELLA IS BEING SO KIND TO ALL OF 540 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:54,932 YOU WHO ARE SO [BLEEP] UP. >> James: [LAUGHS] 541 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:58,536 I DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT I DO. 542 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:01,172 NO, THAT'S IT. THEY SAID WE WANT TO CREATE A 543 00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:04,008 HERO'S JOURNEY FOR THIS MAN AND WE'RE GOING TO SURROUND HIM WITH 544 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:07,779 THE BUNCH OF BIZARRE, ECCENTRIC WEIRDOS. 545 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:13,317 SEE HOW HE REACTS. HEALTHY BY THE END OF IT HE WILL 546 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,353 HAVE HIS MOMENT AND UNITE ALL OF US AND INSPIRE US. 547 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:19,991 WE WILL GO HEY, IT WAS ALL FAKE. HOPEFULLY HE DOESN'T HAVE A 548 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,058 MENTAL BREAKDOWN. >> Stephen: YEAH. 549 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,728 WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT DON'T GO NOWHERE. 550 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:26,798 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY. 551 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:38,009 ♪ ♪ 552 00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:40,511 >> Stephen: LOOK AT THAT. WE ARE HERE WITH THE STAR OF 553 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:53,224 "JURY DUTY," JAMES MARSDEN. JAMES MARSDEN, SO. 554 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:56,027 YOU TRIED TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY MULTIPLE TIMES IN MULTIPLE 555 00:34:56,093 --> 00:35:00,097 WAYS IN THIS. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HOW BUT YOU 556 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:05,436 DO. HAVE YOU DONE JURY DUTY? 557 00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:06,504 >> James: I HAVE. >> Stephen: DID YOU SIT? 558 00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:12,009 DID YOU GET OUT OF IT? >> James: I WAS SELECTED AND I 559 00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:14,679 HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT. I WALKED IN, THIS IS SO 560 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,080 HOLLYWOOD. I WALKED INTO A COURTHOUSE, MY 561 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:22,153 VERY FIRST DAY THERE WAS -- NO JOKE, A WALL OF SIGNED IT BY 562 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:27,692 TEN HEAD SHOTS FROM ACTORS WHO PREVIOUSLY SERVED JUR DUTY. 563 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:35,900 I WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE, THERE GOES THAT STRATEGY. 564 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,769 I WAS SITTING THERE. THROUGH THE SECTION WHERE YOU'RE 565 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:41,138 QUESTIONED, WOULD YOU BE A GOOD JUROR OR NOT AND I'M TRYING TO 566 00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:43,774 DO THE RIGHT THING. IT WASN'T REALLY TRYING TO GET 567 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,877 OUT OF IT THEN. I WAS SELECTED AND IN THE 568 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,579 OPENING ARGUMENTS, ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS 569 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,917 THING TURNED ME AND HE GOES, I LOVE ALL YOUR WORK. 570 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:57,288 AS I TURNED TO THE JUDGE. SHOULD I GO? 571 00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:00,725 I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. HE'S LIKE NO, NO. 572 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:05,429 WE NEED ANOTHER EIGHT BY TEN ON THAT WALL. 573 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:06,664 >> Stephen: JAMES, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 574 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:11,035 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. "JURY DUTY" IS STREAMING NOW 575 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,403 ON AMAZON FREEVEE. JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY. 576 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:13,504 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY 577 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:16,841 JOY OLADOKUN. 578 00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:25,182 >> Stephen: HER ALBUM, "PROOF OF LIFE," 579 00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,184 CAME OUT ON FRIDAY. PERFORMING "SOMEBODY LIKE ME," 580 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:34,425 JOY OLADOKUN. 581 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:48,205 ♪ ♪ ♪ EVEN WHEN I DO MY BEST ♪ 582 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:55,246 ♪ FEELS LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ ♪ FEELS LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ 583 00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:58,649 ♪ I'VE WATCHED EVEN MY BEST INTENTIONS ♪ 584 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:04,989 ♪ TURN INTO DISASTER ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING FEELS BACKWARDS ♪ 585 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,858 ♪ I'VE SEARCHED THE RUBBLE OF ALL MY DECISIONS LEARNED TO SAY 586 00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:15,266 SORRY FOR THE THINGS I DO ♪ ♪ THOUGH I DON'T WANT TOO ♪ 587 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,269 ♪ SOME DAYS IT FEELS SO HARD TO GET BETTER ♪ 588 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:22,673 ♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN AS HONEST AS I WANT TO BE ♪ 589 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:27,111 ♪ WHEN I NEED HELP THROUGH ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY SAY A PRAYER ♪ 590 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:32,683 ♪ CAN ANYBODY LIGHT A CANDLE ♪ ♪ FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ 591 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,519 ♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ IT'S THE LEAST THAT GOD 592 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,856 CAN DO ♪ ♪ FOR GIVING MORE THAN HE COULD 593 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:42,393 HANDLE ♪ ♪ TO SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ 594 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:47,898 ♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ 595 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:52,036 ♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ OOOOOH ♪ 596 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:59,677 ♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ 597 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:07,485 ♪ OOOOOH, OOOH, OOOH ♪ ♪ OOOOOH, OOOH, OOOH ♪ 598 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:12,823 ♪ I WATCHED ALL MY RIVERS RUN DRY ♪ 599 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:18,329 ♪ OVER AND OVER ♪ ♪ OVER AND OVER ♪ 600 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:23,200 ♪ NOW I KNOW THAT'S NO WAY TO GET BY ♪ 601 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:29,373 ♪ CAN'T KEEP ON FIXING ♪ ♪ THE THINGS I HAVEN'T BROKEN ♪ 602 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,709 ♪ I'VE SEARCHED THE RUBBLE OF ALL MY DECISIONS ♪ 603 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:35,813 ♪ LEARNED TO SAY SORRY FOR THE THINGS I DO ♪ 604 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,818 ♪ THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO ♪ ♪ SOME DAYS IT FEELS SO HARD 605 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,954 TO GET BETTER ♪ ♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN AS HONEST 606 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:49,660 AS I WANT TO BE ♪ ♪ WHEN I NEED HELP THROUGH ♪ 607 00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:53,931 ♪ CAN ANYBODY SAY A PRAYER ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY LIGHT A CANDLE ♪ 608 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:59,470 ♪ FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOOOOH ♪ 609 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:02,306 ♪ IT'S THE LEAST THAT GOD CAN DO ♪ 610 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:04,108 ♪ FOR GIVING MORE THAN HE COULD HANDLE ♪ 611 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:09,680 ♪ TO SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 612 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:15,419 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 613 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:23,427 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OH ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ 614 00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:31,235 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 615 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,138 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪ 616 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:40,111 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY 617 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:43,981 AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪ 618 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,250 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪ 619 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:50,421 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY 620 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,923 AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪ 621 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:57,094 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪ 622 00:39:57,161 --> 00:40:00,531 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY 623 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:05,236 AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪ 624 00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:07,238 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪ 625 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:11,008 ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY 626 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:18,349 AND HURTING CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪ 627 00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:23,988 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JOY. 628 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,690 JOY OLAD-OKUN, EVERYBODY. THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 629 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,759 GOOD NIGHT!