>> TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT AT FOX NEWS.
>> CARLSON, WHOSE DEPARTURE WAS SO SUDDEN, HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A
CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIS VIEWERS.
>> UP NEXT, WE BID FAREWELL TO YOU, THE VIEWER.
AND THE MESSAGE IS THIS. WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVEN
FAIRY TALES END. AND ONE DAY OURS DID END.
THE MAGIC TURNED TO DUST. ONE DAY, THE MUSIC DIED.
BYE-BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE. IMAGINE FORCING YOURSELF TO TELL
LIES ALL DAY ABOUT EVERYTHING IN WAYS THAT WERE SO TRANSPARENT
AND SO OUTLANDISH THAT THERE IS NO WAY THE PEOPLE LISTENING TO
YOU COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAID.
IT'S BEEN FUN. I'M ACTUALLY THE SINGLE DUMBEST
PERSON EVER TO PERFORM ON CABLE NEWS.
YOU MAY BE WONDERING, WHAT'S IN STORE AHEAD, THE MANY YEARS
AHEAD? MY PLAN IS HAVING SEX WITH M&MS.
[CACKLING] >> Announcer: IT'S
"THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT... TUCKER AROUND AND FIND OUT.
AND NICOLAS CAGE TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT.
PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES JAMES MARSEDEN
AND MUSICAL GUEST JOY OLADOKUN.
FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW" BAND.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER
IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HEY! ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
DOWN HERE, UP THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
EVERYBODY WATCHING. MOM AND DAD.
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
WE'VE BEEN OFF THE AIR FOR A WEEK.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS? TUCKER CARLSON.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THE DIFFERENCE IS,
I'M ALLOWED BACK ON. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
LAST MONDAY, FOX NEWS FIRED TUCKER CARLSON.
I CAN'T BELIVE. WHOO!
I FINALLY GET TO SAY THT ON TV! I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS IN
FOR A WEEK. I FEEL LIKE I JUST
HAD THE BEST PEE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
LIKE HIM OR NOT -- AND FOR THE RECORD, DON'T --
CARLSON WAS THE MOST-WATCHED CABLE-NEWS HOST.
SO WHY FIRE HIM? FOX DID NOT GIVE A REASON.
IN FACT, "TUCKER CARLSON'S EXIT REMAINS A MYSTERY."
YES, A MYSTERY. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN
"NANCY DREW AND THE CASE OF: WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN YEARS
AGO?" SO HERE'S THE DEALIO.
SO THIS ISN'T A WHO DUNNIT. IT'S A WHY DUNNIT.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE CLUES. DURING THE DOMINION LAWSUIT,
WE LEARNED THAT CARLSON WAS PRIVATELY TEXTING
DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT HIS MANAGERS AND COWORKERS.
WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW, BUT FOX LATER FOUND OUT, IS THAT TUCKER
CALLED A SENIOR FOX NEWS EXECUTIVE THE C-WORD.
>> [BOOING] >> Stephen: CONSERVATIVE?
COWABUNGA? OH!
THAT WORD. WOW, NICE MOUTH, TUCKER.
YOU KISS YOUR M&M WITH THAT MOUTH?
YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE CALLED HIS BOSS A C-U-NEXT-TUESDAY.
OR, IN THIS CASE, A C-U-NEVER-TUCKER.
THAT WAS JUST ♪ ♪
THAT WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE MISOGYNY-BERG.
IN ANOTHER VIDEO OBTAINED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES, TUCKER IS
SHOWN OFF CAMERA DISCUSSING HIS "POSTMENOPAUSAL FANS".
OKAY, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE RUDE, BUT THAT'S MOST OF HIS FANS.
AFTER ALL, THE SUREST WAY TO STOP OVULATING IS LOOKING AT
THIS FACE. IT'S TRUE.
THE OVARIES JUST DROP OUT AND PKEW!
BUT IT'S NOT JUST SEXISM. REPORTEDLY, SOME HIGHER-UPS
AT FOX WERE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT THEY FELT WAS THINLY VEILED
RACISM ON HIS SHOW. THINLY VEILED?
NO WONDER THEY WERE MAD. FOX LIKES THEIR RACISM
CUT THICK, LIKE A COUNTRY BACON.
ANOTHER THEORY IS THAT TUCKER GOT FIRED BECAUSE HE PERSONALLY
OFFENDED FOX CHAIRMAN AND PISSED OFF SACK OF YOGURT,
RUPERT MURDOCH. WORD ON THE STREET IS,
TUCKER GOT A LITTLE TOO CHRISTIAN FOR MURDOCH'S TASTE,
INCLUDING A SPEECH AT THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION THAT WAS
LACED WITH RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, AND ACCORDING TO A SOURCE,
"THAT STUFF FREAKS RUPERT OUT." OF COURSE IT DOES.
I MEAN, LISTEN. IF I WAS RUPERT MURDOCH,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IN HELL EITHER.
WHATEVER THE REASON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
FOX NEWS PARTED WAYS WITH TUCKER,
AND IN HIS OLD TIME SLOT, VIEWERSHIP IS DOWN 56%.
AND NOT ALL OF THAT IS FOX VIEWERS DYING IN
FRONT OF THEIR SETS. CONSERVATIVES ARE FURIOUS THAT
FOX FIRED CARLSON, BUT ANOTHER REASON NOBODY'S WATCHING IS
FOX NEWS HOST AND MAN WITH RESTING LOBOTOMY FACE,
THE BROWN-HAIRED GUY WHO'S NOT STEVE DOOCY
OR TUCKER CARLSON. JUST LOOK AT HIM ENTHRALLING
VIEWERS ON FRIDAY. >> WE HAVE MORE
IN JUST A MOMENT. THE MUSIC'S GONNA GET LOUDER,
GRAPHICS ARE GONNA COME IN, AND I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING
WHEN I COME BACK. >> Stephen: "I'M GONNA GO AWAY
FROM THE SCREEN, BUT MY PRODUCERS PROMISE ME THAT I WILL
NOT DISAPPEAR FOREVER LIKE THAT BALL THAT ROLLED BEHIND THE
COUCH. I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT
FOR YOU TO COME BACK. I LIVE IN YOU TV,
MY RATINGS ARE MY FOOD, AND PLEASE NEVER CHANGE THE
CHANNEL." FOX'S LOSS IS SOMEONE ELSE'S
GAIN, BECAUSE OVER AT CONSERVATIVE NETWORK NEWSMAX,
PRIMETIME VIEWERSHIP HAS SURGED. THAT'S BIG NEWS FOR THEIR
PRIMETIME LINEUP: THE SECURITY CAMERA AT A BAIT
AND TACKLE SHOP. CURRENTLY TUCKER IS A FREE AGENT
AND THERE'S PLENTY OF INTEREST. IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE WAS
FIRED, TUCKER CARLSON GOT AN OFFER FROM RUSSIA
STATE MEDIA. THAT'S GOTTA BE A TEMPTING
OFFER. UP UNTIL NOW, HE'S BEEN
REPRESENTING RUSSIA PRO BONO. TUCKER HAS ALSO GOTTEN
DA. WE REPORT.
YOU DECIDE. TUCKER HAS GOTTEN UNOFFICIAL
OFFERS FROM ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, CONSERVATIVE NEWS
OUTLETBLAZE TV, AND EVEN MIKE LINDELL OFFERED TUCKER
CARLSON A JOB. YEAH, LINDELL WANTS TUCKER TO BE
THE PILLOW. BIG NEWS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE,
ALMOST FORGOT LAST WEEK,
PRESIDENT BIDEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL SEEK
A SECOND TERM. OF COURSE, WE KNOW BIDEN'S
REAL OPPONENT IS THE RAVAGES OF TIME.
IF HE WINS A SECOND TERM, HE WILL BE 86 WHEN HE LEAVES
OFFICE. AND VOTERS FEEL THAT IS,
TO PUT IT DELICATELY: WAY TOO [BLEEP] OLD.
ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 70% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE BIDEN
SHOULD NOT RUN FOR RE-ELECTION, AND HALF OF THOSE POLLED CITE
HIS AGE AS A MAJOR REASON. BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT BIDEN
IS YOUNG AT HEART. THAT'S RIGHT.
[APPLAUSE]
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S ALL HIS OTHER ORGANS
WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT. BUT JOE'S GOT HOPE,
BABY, BECAUSE IN THAT SAME POLL, 88% OF DEMOCRATIC VOTERS SAY
THEY'D DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY STILL VOTE FOR BIDEN
IF HE'S THE NOMINEE. YEAH!
DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY. SO, NOBODY WANTS HIM,
BUT THEY'LL TAKE HIM IF HE'S THEIR ONLY OPTION.
HE'S A POLITICAL POSITION KNOWN AS
"OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE." FOLLOWING HIS ANNOUNCEMENT,
BIDEN WAS ASKED ABOUT THE ISSUE OF HIS AGE, AND HE SAID THIS.
>> YOU SAID QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR AGE ARE LEGITIMATE AND
YOUR RESPONSE IS ALWAYS "JUST WATCH ME."
WHAT DO YOU SAY THOSE AMERICANS WHO ARE WATCHING
AND AREN'T CONVINCED? >> WITH REGARD TO AGE, I CAN'T
EVEN SAY -- I GUESS HOW OLD I AM.
I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE NUMBER. IT DOESN'T REGISTER WITH ME.
>> Stephen: "LISTEN, JACK, LISTEN.
IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MY AGE, YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW
THAT I HAVE TROUBLE IDENTIFYING AND CALCULATING BASIC NUMBERS."
MARCO. WHAT?
ONE GUY IT LOOKS LIKE BIDEN WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
MUCH NEXT YEAR IS FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND BROKEN ROBOT IN THE
HALL OF NEVER-GONNA-BE PRESIDENTS, RON DeSANTIS.
RON DeSANTIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP THE G.O.P. MOVE PAST THE
FORMER PRESIDENT, BUT HE HAS ONE BIG POLITICAL LIABILITY:
HE'S RON DeSANTIS. AND HE'S TANKING IN THE POLLS.
AND NOT JUST HERE. ANYWHERE HE GOES ON THE PLANET.
HE JUST RETURNED. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
RON DeSANTIS JUST RETURNED FROM A FOREIGN TRIP THAT WAS
OFFICIALLY BILLED AS AN ATTEMPT TO BUILD FLORIDA GOES ECONOMIC
RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE U.K., ISRAEL, SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN.
YES, HE WAS TRYING TO BOOST SALES OF FLORIDA'S TOP EXPORTS:
UNEMPLOYED ALLIGATORS, SPONGEBOB FACE TATTOOS,
AND DRUNK BACHELORETTES WANDERING AROUND GOING,
"GUYS, WHERE'S LIZ?" "WHERE'S LIZ?"
I'M SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO THE HOTEL WITH LIZ.
WAIT, I'M LIZ. OF COURSE, THE REAL POINT OF
THE TRIP WAS TO MAKE HIM LOOK PRESIDENTIAL, BUT IN JAPAN,
IT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE THIS. >> GOVERNOR, POLLS SHOW YOU
FALLING BEHIND TRUMP. ANY THOUGHTS ON THAT?
>> I'M NOT A CANDIDATE, SO WE'LL SEE IF AND WHEN
THAT CHANGES. >> Stephen: "I'M NOT A,
I'M NOT A CANDIDATE, AND I'M ALSO NOT A,
NOT IN CONTROL OF MY HEAD! THIS IS NOT A JOKE,
I CAN'T STOP. HELP!
MY SKULL IS FULL OF BEES!" OH, NO.
THEY FOUND A FLOWER.
DeSANTIS ALSO TRAVELED TO THE UNITED KINGDOM,
WHERE HE MET WITH BRITISH BUSINESS LEADERS, WHO LATER
DESCRIBED HIM AS: HORRENDOUS AND LOW-WATTAGE,
AND SAID THAT DeSANTIS LOOKED BORED AND STARED
AT HIS FEET AT AN EVENT CO-HOSTED BY LLOYD'S OF LONDON,
THE WORLD'S LARGEST INSURANCE MARKETPLACE."
HE BORED BRITISH INSURANCE AGENTS!
[BRITISH ACCENT] "OH, I SAY.
OH. MY GOODNESS.
HE'S FRIGHTFULLY DULL. LET'S GO BACK TO DISCUSSING
DEDUCTIBLES FOR CHIMNEY LUNG." THE HARSHEST REVIEW OF ALL:
"IT FELT REALLY A BIT LIKE WE WERE WATCHING A STATE-LEVEL
POLITICIAN. THERE WASN'T ANY STARDUST."
NO STARDUST. OR AS IT'S KNOWN IN FLORIDA,
METH. THAT WASN'T THE ONLY LOWLIGHT
FROM DeSANTIS'S TRIP. HERE HE IS RESPONDING TO A
QUESTION ABOUT A FORMER GITMO DETAINEE WHO CLAIMS DeSANTIS WAS
PRESENT WHILE HE WAS TORTURED.
>> HOW WOULD THEY KNOW ME? OKAY, THINK ABOUT IT, DO YOU
HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT IS CREDIBLE?
SO THIS IS 2006, I AM A JUNIOR OFFICER, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
THEY WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED ME FROM ADAM?
OF COURSE NOT. >> Stephen: "YOU REALLY THINK
A GUY WOULD REMEMBER ME? NO ONE REMEMBERS ME.
I DON'T REMEMBER ME. GLOM DeSANDWICH?
OH, NO, THE BEES ARE BACK!" THE BEES ARE BACK!"
OH! WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE NICOLAS CAGE
AND JAMES MARSDEN. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK,
I TALK ABOUT HOPEFULLY CONTINUING TO
COME BACK. ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE
BAND, EVERYBODY. LOUIS CATO AND "THE LATE SHOW"
BAND. THERE YOU GO.
LOUIS. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU.
I KNOW WE'VE GOT A COUPLE GUESTS TONIGHT.
SOME OF YOU ARE OUT ON THE GIG. LOVE SEE YOU ON THE KIT.
>> GOT TO HOLD IT DOWN. >> Stephen: COMING UP IN JUST
A LITTLE WHILE, THE LOVELY, TALENTED ACTOR JAMES MARSDEN IS
GOING TO BE OUT HERE. AND TAKING THE COLBERT
QUESTIONERT, MR. NICOLAS CAGE WILL BE RIGHT OUT.
FOLKS, THERE'S ONE BIG STORY THAT WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT
YET, PARTLY BECAUSE IT'S PARTLY ABOUT US.
FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, THE WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA,
WHICH IS THE UNION REPRESENTING TELEVISION AND FILM WRITERS, HAS
BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH THE MAJOR STUDIOS FOR A FAIR CONTRACT.
THESE ARE CLOSED NEGOTIATIONS, SO WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING. ALL WE KNOW IS THAT TONIGHT
AT MIDNIGHT PACIFIC TIME, THE OLD CONTRACT ENDS, AND,
IF A DEAL HASN'T BEEN REACHED, THE UNION COULD GO ON STRIKE.
WHICH MEANS THAT WRITERS MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
TOTALLY AGAINST THEIR NATURE: GO OUTSIDE.
HELLO. THESE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE.
THESE ARE OUR WRITERS, THESE PEOPLE.
THESE ARE OUR WRITERS, AND THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT
TO OUR SHOW. THEY WRITE THE MONOLOGUE,
THE "MEANWHILE," THE COLD OPEN.
AND WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE, THIS WOULD BE CALLED
"THE LATE SHOW WITH A GUY RAMBLING ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS
AND BOATS FOR AN HOUR." THIS NEGOTIATION IMPACTS
OUR WHOLE STAFF, WHO WORK SO HARD TO BRING YOU THIS SHOW
EVERY NIGHT. WHICH IS WHY EVERYBODY,
INCLUDING MYSELF, HOPES BOTH SIDES REACH A DEAL.
BUT I ALSO THINK THAT THE WRITERS' DEMANDS ARE NOT
UNREASONABLE. I'M A MEMBER OF THE GUILD,
I SUPPORT COLLECTIVE BARGAINING.
THIS NATION OWES SO MUCH TO UNIONS.
THEY'RE THE REASON WE HAVE [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
UNIONS. THIS IS TRUE.
UNIONS ARE THE REASON WE HAVE WEEKENDS, AND BY EXTENSION,
WHY WE HAVE T.G.I. FRIDAYS. NEXT TIME YOU ENJOY
A WHISKEY GLAZED BLAZE BURGER, YOU THANK A UNION.
DEFINITELY TOOK A FEW TEAMSTERS TO ASSEMBLE THAT THING.
MIGHT BE A LITTLE SHAVE JIMMY HOFFA IN THERE.
BUT JUST IN CASE THERE IS A STRIKE AND WE HAVE
TO GO OFF THE AIR, WE TOAY PUT TOGETHER SOME JOKES
ABOUT NEWS STORIES THAT WE'RE PRETTY SURE COULD HAPPEN
IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. IN FLORIDA,
DISNEY HAS PREVAILED IN ITS FIRST AMENDMENT
LAWSUIT AGAINST RON DeSANTIS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AS PART OF THE SETTLEMENT, DeSANTIS WILL PERFORM 3 MONTHS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE, POOP SCOOPING AFTER SULLY
FROM "MONSTERS, INC." OVER AT THE WHITE HOUSE,
JOE BIDEN HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED HE'S RUNNING
FOR REELECTION IN 2024. YES, I KNOW HE ALREADY DID THAT,
BUT HE KEEPS DOING IT, AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
WHY PEOPLE ARE SO WORRIED. THERE'S NEWS
FROM THE REPUBLICAN SIDE. ADDING TO HIS LIST OF LEGAL
TROUBLES, THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS BEEN INDICTED FOR USING
CHILD LABOR AT MAR-A-LAGO. BUT IN HIS DEFENSE,
IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYONE WILLING TO PLAY
WITH ERIC. IN THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT,
THE BARBIE MOVIE HAS BROKEN BOX OFFICE RECORDS, THANKS TO
A STEAMY FULL-FRONTAL SCENE WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL OF
KEN'S SMOOTH LUMP. JUST TO MAKE SURE WE COVER
ALL OF OUR BASES, HERE'S A QUICK RUNDOWN OF SOME TOP FUTURE
HEADLINES. CHATGPT HAS PASSED THE BAR
BUT DECIDES IT REALLY WANTS TO BE A DJ.
KING CHARLES' CORONATION IS POSTPONED BECAUSE THEY
COULDN'T FIND A BATMAN PINATA. AND THE MET GALA UNVEILS
NEXT YEAR'S THEME: EVERYBODY JUST DRESS LIKE ELMO.
I'VE GOT ONE LAST PREDICTION. AFTER THE BREAK,
I GIVE NICHOLAS CAGE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THEIR TRACKER THAT PREVENTS THE
STAR OF "RENFIELD," NICOLA NICOLAS CAGE.
NICHOLAS, IT WAS LOVELY TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW AND I HAD A
GREAT TIME. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK THIS
EVENING. THE REASON I REALLY WANTED TO
HAVE YOU BACK IS THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO INTERVIEW BUT EVEN 15,
16 MINUTE INTERVIEW, IT'S HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY IN THAT
LENGTH OF TIME. WHAT WE HAVE DONE HERE AT
"THE LATE SHOW"'S WE HAD OUR DATA ENGINEERS CRUNCH SOME
NUMBERS. WITH THE HELP OF AN AI SYSTEM,
THEY HAVE CREATED SOMETHING CALLED THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT,
WHICH IS... [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Nicolas: I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE QUESTIONS ARE BUT I KNOW YOU ASK
QUESTIONS. >> Stephen: PENETRATING
QUESTIONS. THEY GO IN, THEY ARE THE RIB
CRACKERS AND I LOOK RIGHT AT THE HEART OF THE PERSON AND THE
WORLD KNOWS WHO ARE AT THE END OF THIS.
ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE KNOWN, NICOLAS CAGE?
>> Nicolas: I, I GUESS I'M FINALLY PREPARED TO NO LONGER BE
ANONYMOUS AND TO BE KNOWN. >> Stephen: BRAVE MAN.
COLBERT QUESTIONERT, QUESTION ONE FOR NICOLAS CAGE.
NICOLAS CAGE, WHAT'S THE BEST SANDWICH?
>> Nicolas: THE MUF MUFFLETA SANDWICH.
IT'S A KIND OF A COMBINATION OF SALAMI AND PROVOLONE CHEESE,
SPECIAL OLIVE DRESSING WHICH IS JUICY AND TANGY IN THE BREAD IS
SOFT AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH.
>> Stephen: I AM IN. WHAT WAS THE FIRST CONCERT YOU
EVER WENT TO? >> Nicolas: THE WHO IN
SAN FRANCISCO. FILLMORE STADIUM.
YEAH, I WAS A BIG FAN OF THE MOVIE "KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT."
ROGER DID THIS INCREDIBLE THING WHERE HE WAS SPINNING THE
MICROPHONE WITH THE CABLE AND HE JUST HIT THE SYMBOL.
IT WAS LIKE 50 FEET BEHIND HIM. HE GOT IT RIGHT ON THE CYMBAL
AND I WAS AMAZED. THE CONCERT WAS OVER AND MY
COUSIN THOUGHT THAT I WAS OBSERVED BECAUSE I WAS SO
EXCITED I COULDN'T STAY IN MY SEAT BUT I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY
BY THAT SHOW. >> Stephen: QUALITY FIRST
CONCERT. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?
>> Nicolas: WELL, YOU KNOW, STEPHEN, I'D HAVE TO SAY THE
CENTIPEDE. >> Stephen: WHY THE CENTIPEDE?
>> Nicolas: WELL, LOOK AT IT. >> Stephen: A TERRIBLE MOMENT
WHEN THE CENTIPEDE SHOWS UP IN "RENFIELD."
>> Nicolas: THEY ARE IMPORTANT.
THEY ARE ARTHROPODS. THEY HELP THE WORLD, THE EARTH.
BUT THEY ARE SCARY. THEY ARE VERY VICIOUS.
IN THE NATURAL REALM. THE WAY THEY EAT CRICKETS IS
LIKE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. THE MANDIBLES.
I'VE SEEN IT. [LAUGHTER]
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> Nicolas: OH, ORANGES.
OH, YEAH. WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE ORANGE
FAMILY. TANGERINES.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE TANGELO.
>> Stephen: I WOULDN'T DARE. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?
>> Nicolas: YEAH. >> Stephen: MAY I ASK WHO?
>> Nicolas: PETE TOWNSEND. >> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT?
>> Nicolas: NO. IT WASN'T INVERSE OF THAT I SENT
A PICTURE, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS. MAYBE HE DID SIGN IT.
NEVER CAME BACK IN THE MAIL. >> Stephen: PETE, IF YOU'RE
WATCHING, SET IT TO ME A MAKE SURE HE GETS IT.
IF YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO NICK?
>> Nicolas: YEAH, SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?
>> Nicolas: OH, WOW. NOBODY REALLY KNOWS.
I DON'T KNOW. THEY SAY THAT ELECTRICITY IS
FOREVER ETERNAL. THAT THE SPARK KEEPS GOING.
I LIKE TO THINK WHATEVER SPARK IS ANIMATING OUR BODIES, ONCE
THE BODY PASSES ON, THE PEACE PARK CONTINUES TO GO.
WHETHER OR NOT THAT ELECTRICITY HAS CONSCIOUSNESS, WHO CAN
REALLY SAY. [APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.
>> Nicolas: FAVORITE ACTION. >> Stephen: IT CAN BE ONE OF
YOURS. >> Nicolas: NO, NO, NOT HAVE
TO GO WITH BRUCE LEE "ENTER THE DRAGON."
[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE?
>> Nicolas: OH, AISLE. I AM OLDER.
I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T WANT TO
HAVE TO SAY EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
I UNDERSTAND. FAVORITE SMELL.
>> Nicolas: NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE.
>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL.
>> Nicolas: MY WIFE 'AT PET POMERANIAN'S CRAP.
[LAUGHTER] >> Stephen: THAT'S VERY
SPECIFIC. >> Nicolas: OH, IT'S SPECIFIC.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY?
>> Nicolas: I DON'T REMEMBER. LET ME THINK.
LISTEN, I KNOW THIS SOUNDS REALLY FAR OUT AND I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S REAL OR NOT BUT SOMETIMES I THINK I CAN GO ALL
THE WAY BACK TO THE IN UTERO AND FEELING LIKE I COULD, LIKE SEE
FACES IN THE DARK OR SOMETHING. I KNOW THAT SOUNDS POWERFULLY
ABSTRACT. WITH THAT SOMEHOW SEEMS LIKE
MAYBE IT HAPPENED. >> Stephen: TO THESE FACES IN
THE DARK, WERE OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE WITH YOU?
OR ARE THESE THINGS, YOUR PRENATAL MIND WAS CONJURING?
>> Nicolas: NOW THAT I AM NO LONGER IN UTERO, I WOULD HAVE TO
IMAGINE IT WAS PERHAPS VOCAL, VIBRATIONS RESONATING THROUGH TO
ME AND THAT STAGE. THAT'S GOING WAY BACK.
I DON'T KNOW. THAT COMES TO MIND.
>> St>> Stephen: I BUY IT. I BUY IT.
YOU ARE NICK CAGE. WHO WILL MIND TO SAY YOU DON'T
REMEMBER BEING IN UTERO. >> Nicolas: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I REMEMBER BEING IN EUROPE WITH THAT THOUGHT HAS CROSSED MY
MIND. >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS.
>> Nicolas: KATZ. CATS.
>> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT?
>> Nicolas: YOU SEE, STEPHEN, I TAKE MY BIRTHDAYS VERY
SERIOUSLY. I REALLY LOVE THE RITUAL OF THE
CAKE AND THE CANDLES AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
I NEED TO HAVE THAT ONE WISH WHEN YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
REMARKABLY MORE OFTEN THAN NOT THAT WHICH DOES COME TRUE.
I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH THE BIRTHDAY SONG.
>> Stephen: OKAY. CLASSIC.
SIMPLE. WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> Nicolas: 12. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> Nicolas: 12. >> Stephen: NO.
DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
>> Nicolas: LOVING, COMPASSIONATE, ELECTRIC,
EFFECTIVE. IT'S A TOSS-UP BETWEEN HILARIOUS
AND HEALTHY. THEY BOTH START WITH H.
CAN I HAVE BOTH. HILARIOUS.
>> Stephen: HILARIOUSLY HEALTHY.
>> Nicolas: I'LL TAKE IT. >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE KNOWN, NICK CAGE. IT'S A GOOD FEELING, ISN'T IT?
>> Nicolas: IT'S GOOD. >> Stephen: "RENFIELD" IS IN
THEATERS NOW. NICOLAS CAGE IS RIGHT THERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: THERE WE GO. WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. FOLKS.
FOLKS AND SUCH. Y'ALL KNOW MY GUEST
TONIGHT FROM "ENCHANTED," "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG,"
AND "WESTWORLD." HE NOW STARS IN "JURY DUTY."
>> ANYONE HERE HAVE ANY REASON WHY THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE THEY
WOULD BE A GOOD JUROR FOR THIS CASE?
>> YES. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT I MIGHT BE AN UNWELCOME DISTRACTION.
>> WHY IS THAT, SIR? BECAUSE I'M A RECOGNIZABLE
PUBLIC FIGURE. >> RESPECTFULLY, I DON'T
RECOGNIZE YOU. I'M SORRY.
WHO ARE YOU? >> THAT'S OKAY.
MY MOST RECENT MOVIE IS "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
"THIS GENTLEMAN AND I WERE CHATTING ABOUT IT AND HE'S A BIG
FAN. >> YOU WERE TALKING TO THIS
GENTLEMAN? STAND UP.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FELLA IS? >> YEAH, I DO.
IT TOOK ME LITTLE BIT TO NOTICE IT BUT I RECOGNIZE HIM.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW,"
JAMES MARSDEN. ♪ ♪
>> James: MY GOODNESS. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> James: WOW. VERY NICE.
>> Stephen: NICE. >> James: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN
THEIR DRINKS? >> Stephen: NOTHING.
JUST TOLD THEM YOU WERE COMING OUT.
>> James: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
>> Stephen: WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW "JURY DUTY"
BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM OF THE SHOW
EXISTS. I WAS IN THE BAD WEEKEND,
WORRYING ABOUT THE STRIKE POSSIBLY HAPPENING AND I SAID
LET'S WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY. I HEAR "JURY DUTY IS GOOD.
WE WATCHED ALL EIGHT EPISODES IN ONE SITTING.
IT'S HILARIOUS. >> James: THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN YOU
DO AND IT'S SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT.
TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT IT IS. >> James: OKAY.
SO THE SHOW IS ESSENTIALLY, IF ANYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH THE
TRUMAN SHOW, IT'S BASICALLY THE TRUMAN SHOW MEETS "THE OFFICE."
YOU'RE ALREADY GOING, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
IT'S ME PLAYING MYSELF, SORT OF HEIGHTENED SENSATIONALIZED,
ENTITLED HOLLYWOOD JERK VERSION OF MYSELF AND A BUNCH OF
IMPROVISATIONAL ACTORS WHO ARE BRILLIANT.
ONE GUY THAT THINKS THE WHOLE THING IS REAL.
SPENT THREE WEEKS ON JURY DUTY AND IT'S ALL MANUFACTURED AND
FAKE. >> Stephen: AND HE'S THE ONLY
ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE AS AN ACTOR.
>> James: THE ONLY ONE. HIDDEN CAMERAS.
HE THINKS HE'S BEING FOLLOWED AROUND BY A CAMERA CREW FOR A
BORING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT JURY DUTY THAT'S GOING TO END UP ON
PUBLIC ACCESS OR SOMETHING. MEANWHILE, WE ARE FOLLOWING
EVERY MOVE. SEVEN OR EIGHT SCRIPTS THAT HAD
COMDIC BEATS. LEE EISENBERG AND GENE
STUPNITSKY WHO CREATED "THE OFFICE.
QUICKLY THERE WAS NO SCRIPTED DIALOGUE SO WAS MOSTLY
IMPROVISATION. >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU KNOW
HOW FAR YOU COULD PUSH IT WITHOUT TIPPING YOUR HAND?
FIRST OF ALL, YOU PLAY JAMES MARSDEN.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING SOMETHING LSE.
YOU'RE RECOGNIZABLE. YOU ARE PLAYING JAMES MARSDEN, A
HOLLYWOOD ACTOR WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON JURY DUTY AND YOU ARE
ACTING SUPER ENTITLED. I'M GLAD YOU SAY THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOU LIKE. IT'S REALLY WONDERFULLY
HILARIOUSLY AWFUL VERSION OF WHAT YOU MIGHT BE LIKE.
>> James: IT'S NICE TO SEE MY TRUE SELF COME OUT.
30 YEARS OF FAKING THE GOOD GUY THING.
IT'S NICE. >> Stephen: YOU COULD PRETEND
THAT WASN'T YOU AND JUST LET THE REAL YOU COME OUT.
>> James: IT WAS EXCITING TO ME TO SEND UP HOLLYWOOD A LITTLE
BIT. SORT OF LAMPOON WHAT I DO.
I TAKE WHAT I DO FOR LIVING VERY SERIOUSLY BUT SOMETIMES IT'S
LIKE, THIS IS ABSURD. SO TO MAKE FUN OF THE GUYS WHO
THINK THE ONLY CONVERSATIONS SHOULD BE HAD ABOUT THEIR IMDB
PAGE. TO BE GIVEN PERMISSION TO SAY
THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF.
AND BE THE WORST PERSON IN THE ROOM.
>> Stephen: AND DO SOME HORRIBLE THINGS.
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO DETAIL.
UNSAVORY THINGS. HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW FAR TO PUSH
IT? YOU AND THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE
CAST, DID YOU DISCUSS WHAT THE LIMITS WHERE?
HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW SOMETHING IS GOING ON.
AT ONE POINT YOU HELP A YOUNG COUPLE BIG LOVE TO EACH OTHER BY
JUMPING ON THEIR BED. >> James: I DO.
I HELPED THEM SOAK, AS THEY CALL IT.
>> Stephen: YES. >> James: GREAT QUESTION.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU. >> James: YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE IDEA WAS HERE WERE THE SCRIPTED BEATS THAT WE HAVE TO
FIND MOMENTS FOR HER. AT THE BEGINNING WE WERE WORRIED
HE WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS SO WE HAD TO MAKE DEPOSITS INTO THE
REALITY BANK. LET'S DO THREE OR FOUR HOURS OF
JUST BORING COURT. WE HAD, VERY LUCKY.
WE HAD SOMEONE PLAY THE JUDGE WHO WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR.
HE WAS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR HIS WHOLE CAREER SO HE KNEW THE
LEGALESE IN THE SPEAK. WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO SET THE
STAGE AND BE LIKE, THIS CAN'T BE A SHOW BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST
BORING FIVE HOURS. ANY TIME HE GET SUSPICIOUS, THE
DIRECTORATE SAY WE'VE GOT TO PULL BACK A LITTLE BIT.
FIND MOMENTS TO PUSH THE COMPANY BEATS THAT WERE WRITTEN IN THE
SCRIPT. KNOWING THAT WE WOULD SOMETIMES
HAVE A LOT -- CAN WE BE SUBJECTED TO REALLY BORING COURT
DAYS. >> Stephen: WAS ANYBODY
TALKING TO YOU? >> James: A FEW PEOPLE HAD
EARPIECES IN. I WAS TOO SCARED HE WAS GOING TO
SEE IT AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LONG LEASH AND BE IN CONTROL
OF THE SHIP. I WANTED TO FLY WITHOUT A NET.
AND BE HORRIBLE JAMES MARSDEN. >> Stephen: WHAT I LOVE IS,
WITHOUT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY, I LOVE THE FACT THEY ARE ACTUALLY
NOT A JUROR. YOU ARE AN ALTERNATE.
>> James: LIKE WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE THIS GUY --
CRUSH'S EGO EVEN MORE. >> Stephen: YOU GO THROUGH
EVERYTHING AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO VOTE.
>> James: I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT YEAH, HE
HASN'T TAKEN TO WELL. THE GENTLEMAN, I THINK THE
REASON WHY THE SHOW IS, FIRST OF ALL I'VE NEVER BEEN A PART OF
SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE SO METEORIC SO QUICKLY.
THIS SHOW CAME OUT ON FRIDAY. SATURDAY WAS SAYING "JURY DUTY."
I THINK IT'S ALL BECAUSE THIS GUY, RONALD GLADDEN, I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, ONE OF THE MOST PURE HEARTED, KIND,
DECENT HUMAN BEINGS. >> Stephen: I DON'T THINK IT
WOULD'VE BEEN AS GOOD WITHOUT HIM AT THE CENTER OF IT BECAUSE
HE MAKES THE RIGHT ETHICAL CHOICES.
>> James: NOT THAT WE WERE PRESENTING HIM WITH A MORAL
OBSTACLE COURSE BUT FROM THE BEGINNING, I WAS LIKE, I DON'T
WANT TO DO A PRANK SHOW. THREE WEEKS IS A LONG TIME TO
MESS WITH SOMEBODY'S HUMAN EXPERIENCE.
>> James: BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S AN INTERESTING EXPLORATION.
GIVES YOU FAITH IN MANKIND THIS FELLA IS BEING SO KIND TO ALL OF
YOU WHO ARE SO [BLEEP] UP. >> James: [LAUGHS]
I DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT I DO.
NO, THAT'S IT. THEY SAID WE WANT TO CREATE A
HERO'S JOURNEY FOR THIS MAN AND WE'RE GOING TO SURROUND HIM WITH
THE BUNCH OF BIZARRE, ECCENTRIC WEIRDOS.
SEE HOW HE REACTS. HEALTHY BY THE END OF IT HE WILL
HAVE HIS MOMENT AND UNITE ALL OF US AND INSPIRE US.
WE WILL GO HEY, IT WAS ALL FAKE. HOPEFULLY HE DOESN'T HAVE A
MENTAL BREAKDOWN. >> Stephen: YEAH.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT DON'T GO NOWHERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY.
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: LOOK AT THAT. WE ARE HERE WITH THE STAR OF
"JURY DUTY," JAMES MARSDEN. JAMES MARSDEN, SO.
YOU TRIED TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY MULTIPLE TIMES IN MULTIPLE
WAYS IN THIS. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HOW BUT YOU
DO. HAVE YOU DONE JURY DUTY?
>> James: I HAVE. >> Stephen: DID YOU SIT?
DID YOU GET OUT OF IT? >> James: I WAS SELECTED AND I
HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT. I WALKED IN, THIS IS SO
HOLLYWOOD. I WALKED INTO A COURTHOUSE, MY
VERY FIRST DAY THERE WAS -- NO JOKE, A WALL OF SIGNED IT BY
TEN HEAD SHOTS FROM ACTORS WHO PREVIOUSLY SERVED JUR DUTY.
I WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE, THERE GOES THAT STRATEGY.
I WAS SITTING THERE. THROUGH THE SECTION WHERE YOU'RE
QUESTIONED, WOULD YOU BE A GOOD JUROR OR NOT AND I'M TRYING TO
DO THE RIGHT THING. IT WASN'T REALLY TRYING TO GET
OUT OF IT THEN. I WAS SELECTED AND IN THE
OPENING ARGUMENTS, ONE OF THE ATTORNEYS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS
THING TURNED ME AND HE GOES, I LOVE ALL YOUR WORK.
AS I TURNED TO THE JUDGE. SHOULD I GO?
I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. HE'S LIKE NO, NO.
WE NEED ANOTHER EIGHT BY TEN ON THAT WALL.
>> Stephen: JAMES, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. "JURY DUTY" IS STREAMING NOW
ON AMAZON FREEVEE. JAMES MARSDEN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY
JOY OLADOKUN.
>> Stephen: HER ALBUM, "PROOF OF LIFE,"
CAME OUT ON FRIDAY. PERFORMING "SOMEBODY LIKE ME,"
JOY OLADOKUN.
♪ ♪ ♪ EVEN WHEN I DO MY BEST ♪
♪ FEELS LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ ♪ FEELS LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪
♪ I'VE WATCHED EVEN MY BEST INTENTIONS ♪
♪ TURN INTO DISASTER ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING FEELS BACKWARDS ♪
♪ I'VE SEARCHED THE RUBBLE OF ALL MY DECISIONS LEARNED TO SAY
SORRY FOR THE THINGS I DO ♪ ♪ THOUGH I DON'T WANT TOO ♪
♪ SOME DAYS IT FEELS SO HARD TO GET BETTER ♪
♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN AS HONEST AS I WANT TO BE ♪
♪ WHEN I NEED HELP THROUGH ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY SAY A PRAYER ♪
♪ CAN ANYBODY LIGHT A CANDLE ♪ ♪ FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪
♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ IT'S THE LEAST THAT GOD
CAN DO ♪ ♪ FOR GIVING MORE THAN HE COULD
HANDLE ♪ ♪ TO SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪
♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪
♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ OOOOOH ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪
♪ OOOOOH, OOOH, OOOH ♪ ♪ OOOOOH, OOOH, OOOH ♪
♪ I WATCHED ALL MY RIVERS RUN DRY ♪
♪ OVER AND OVER ♪ ♪ OVER AND OVER ♪
♪ NOW I KNOW THAT'S NO WAY TO GET BY ♪
♪ CAN'T KEEP ON FIXING ♪ ♪ THE THINGS I HAVEN'T BROKEN ♪
♪ I'VE SEARCHED THE RUBBLE OF ALL MY DECISIONS ♪
♪ LEARNED TO SAY SORRY FOR THE THINGS I DO ♪
♪ THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO ♪ ♪ SOME DAYS IT FEELS SO HARD
TO GET BETTER ♪ ♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN AS HONEST
AS I WANT TO BE ♪ ♪ WHEN I NEED HELP THROUGH ♪
♪ CAN ANYBODY SAY A PRAYER ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY LIGHT A CANDLE ♪
♪ FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOOOOH ♪
♪ IT'S THE LEAST THAT GOD CAN DO ♪
♪ FOR GIVING MORE THAN HE COULD HANDLE ♪
♪ TO SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OH ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME ♪
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY
AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY
AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY
AND HURTING ♪ ♪ CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME AIN'T PERFECT ♪
♪ SOMEBODY LIKE ME NEEDS CARE ♪ ♪ IN THE MOMENT I'M HEAVY
AND HURTING CAN ANYBODY MEET ME THERE ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JOY.
JOY OLAD-OKUN, EVERYBODY. THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
GOOD NIGHT!