>> IT'S FROM DEAD PEOPLE.
THE RESULTS WON'T MATTER BECAUSE...
>> IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT OF OUR LIFETIME.
HANGING IN THE BALANCE IS CONTROL OF THE SENATE, WHICH
REPUBLICANS NEED TO CHECK JOE BIDEN... WHO WILL NEVER BE
INAUGURATED.
TRUMP WON THE ELECTION BY A LOT VOTES WILL BE RUN IN THIS.
>> BY GAY LIBERAL DOGS.
>> GO TO THE... RIGGED POLLS...
AND VOTE... POINTLESSLY... FOR A DARKER TOMORROW
FOR THE UNITED STATES OF A-SCARE-ICA.
>> WE'RE THE G.O.P. AND WE NEED MEDICATION.
NO WE DON'T, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT: SEND OUT THE CLOWNS.
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES OLIVIA COLMAN
AND GILLIAN ANDERSON AND MUSICAL GUEST, KYLIE MINOGUE
FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY HOMIN'.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER OFFICE
BUILDING IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
CHEERS!
WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."
I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
IT'S BEEN FIVE DAYS SINCE IT BECAME CLEAR THAT JOE BIDEN WON
THE ELECTION, AT WHICH POINT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT REFUSED TO
CONCEDE, DUCT TAPED HIMSELF TO THE RESOLUTE DESK, AND SLAPPED A
SIGN ON THE OVAL OFFICE DOOR THAT SAYS "NO DEMS ALOUD."
HE IS LIKE A TODDLER TOO HOPPED UP ON SUGAR TO GO TO BED.
THERE'S NO REASONING WITH HIM.
YOU JUST HAVE TO LET HIM TIRE HIMSELF OUT, WAIT UNTIL HE FALLS
ASLEEP ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, AND HOPE HE HASN'T CONSPIRED WITH
THE DOG TO STAGE A COUP.
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN MY OVER-IN-70-DAYS SEGMENT:
>> COUP D'ETAT!
COUP D'ETAT!
>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."
>> Stephen: WELL, BUCKLE UP, BUDDY BOYS, BECAUSE GETTING THIS
GUY OUT OF OFFICE IS GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.
YESTERDAY, THE ADMINISTRATION REMOVED SENIOR DEFENSE OFFICIALS
AND INSTALLED LOYALISTS, TRIGGERING ALARM AT THE
PENTAGON.
AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF THAT ALARM.
>> I WON!
I WON!
I-WAAAH >> Stephen: PRESIDENTS DON'T
USUALLY SACK TOP DEFENSE OFFICIALS WHEN THEY'RE PLANNING
TO LEAVE OFFICE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
ONE DEFENSE OFFICIAL PUT IT THIS WAY: "THIS IS SCARY.
IT'S VERY UNSETTLING.
THESE ARE DICTATOR MOVES."
YES, BUT THEY HAVE INSPIRED AN EXCITING NEW MAROON FIVE REMIX:
♪ THE MOVES LIKE STALIN I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE STALIN
♪ I'VE GOT THE MOOOOO-VES LIKE STALIN ♪
>> Stephen: IF THAT'S NOT DICTATOR-Y ENOUGH FOR YOU, DEAR
LEADER WAS UNHAPPY WITH THESE OFFICIALS IN PART BECAUSE THEY
RESISTED THE PRESIDENT'S ENTREATIES TO MAKE AVAILABLE
MILITARY WEAPONRY, INCLUDING TANKS AND JETS, FOR
TRUMP-ORCHESTRATED HOLIDAY DISPLAYS.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE UNTIL
YOU SEE SANTA RIDING ON HIS CHRISTMAS NUKE!
SO, IT'S A LITTLE CONCERNING.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT WORRIED?
PRESIDENT-ELECT AND FOUNDER OF THE SEPTUAGENARIAN FIGHT CLUB,
JOE BIDEN.
BIDEN WAS ASKED ABOUT WHAT EFFECT THE PRESIDENT'S TANTRUMS
WERE HAVING ON THE INCOMING ADMINISTRATION, AND HE SAID
THIS: >> WELL, I JUST THINK IT IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT, QUITE FRANKLY.
THE ONLY THING THAT...
HOW CAN I SAY THIS TACTFULLY?
I THINK IT WILL NOT HELP THE PRESIDENT'S LEGACY.
>> Stephen: NICELY PLAYED.
BUT AT THIS POINT, WHAT COULD HURT HIS LEGACY?
IT'S LIKE FINDING OUT JEFFREY DAHMER ILLEGALLY PARKED IN
HANDICAPPED SPOTS-- BAD, BUT THE LEDGER'S PRETTY FULL.
AND SO'S THE FREEZER.
BIDEN CONTINUED: >> I AM CONFIDENT THAT, THE FACT
THAT THEY ARE NOT WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE WE WON AT THIS
POINT, IS NOT OF MUCH CONSEQUENCE IN OUR PLANNING AND
IN WHAT WE ARE ABLE TO DO BETWEEN NOW AND JANUARY 20.
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT FEELS GOOD THAT "IGNORING THE PRESIDENT" IS NOW SO
PRESIDENTIAL.
BIDEN'S ADVISERS DON'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED THOUGH, VIEWING THE
G.O.P.'S LEGAL AND P.R. EFFORTS AS A COMEDY OF ERRORS.
YES, IT'S JUST LIKE SHAKESPEARE: THE PRESIDENT'S FRAUD CLAIMS ARE
"MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING" BECAUSE HE'S PULLING THESE ACCUSATIONS
OF FRAUD RIGHT OUT OF HIS "CORIOLANUS."
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, MEMBERS OF THE LOSING
CAMPAIGN CLAIM THERE'S PLENTY OF EVIDENCE.
TAKE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY AND WINTER SORCERESS SPREADING
FROST ON FLOWERS, KAYLEIGH McENANY.
McENANY WAS ON THE FOX NEWS LAST NIGHT, SOCIALLY DISTANCING FROM
REALITY, AND SHE PROVIDED THIS IRON-CLAD CASE.
>> WE KEEP HEARING THE DRUMBEAT OF "WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE?"
RIGHT HERE, SEAN, 234 PAGES OF SWORN AFFIDAVITS.
THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE, REAL ALLEGATIONS, SIGNED WITH
NOTARIES.
THESE ARE REAL, AND ANYONE WHO CARES ABOUT TRANSPARENCY AND
INTEGRITY OF THE SYSTEM SHOULD WANT THIS TO PURSUE TO THE
DISCOVERY PHASE.
>> Stephen: WELL YOU NEVER SAID THEY WERE PRINTED ON PAPER.
IN THAT CASE, I'VE FOUND EVEN MORE PROOF.
IN THE FORM OF THEE AFFIDAVITS THAT ONTO LOOK LIKE THAI FOOD
MONEYUES.
AND EXHIBIT TWO-- IT'S LABELED AND EVERYTHING-- VOTER FRAUD:
ENJOY THE GO!
IT WON'T ROLL OFF MY FINGER.
OKAY.
THERE'S A REASON THE WHITE HOUSE HAS HAD SUCH A HARD TIME FINDING
FRAUD.
SOME STATES HAVE INCREDIBLE STANDARDS FOR ELECTION
TRANSPARENCY, LIKE VERMONT, WHERE OFFICIALS HAVE ALREADY
PUBLISHED COMPLETE PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS FOR EVERY SINGLE TOWN.
WE'RE TALKING BURLINGTON, STOWE, MONTPELIER, ROXBURY, XTRA-SHARP
ROXBURY, BEN, AND JERRY, CRANBERRYCANDLE, AND THE
PEOPLE'S COLLECTIVE OF WEST HEMP PONCHOTOWN.
AND WHAT'S EXTRA FUN IS THAT YOU CAN ALSO SEE THE FULL LIST OF
ALL 1,942 WRITE-IN VOTES FOR PRESIDENT, A BIG CHUNK OF WHICH
WENT TO SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, WITH 619 VOTES, OR .17% OF THE
TOTAL.
( AS BERNIE ) "THAT PUTS ME IN THE TOP 17% OF
THE BOTTOM 1%-- RIGHT WHERE I WANT TO BE!
AND I PROMISE THAT THIS IMPERSONATION IS NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, UNLIKE THE IMPRESSIONS OF OTHER LOSING PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATES.
FEEL THE BERN, BEEEE-OTTCH!" I FIGURE THAT ONE'S GROWING ON
ME TOO.
I'M LOSING IT, I'M LOSING IT TONIGHT.
OTHER CELEBS RECEIVING WRITE-IN VOTES INCLUDE DWAYNE JOHNSON
JOE PESCI, KIEFER SUTHERLAND, TEA LEONI, KEANU REEVES,
BETTY WHITE, WU-TANG CLAN, MELISSA McARTHY, JOHN STEWART--
SPELLED WITH AN "H," SO NOT THAT JON STEWART, JUST SOME GUY NAMED
JOHN STEWART--AND OPRAH WINFREY, WHO, BECAUSE SHE GOT SIX VOTES,
IS NOW LEGALLY THE COMPTROLLER OF BRATTLEBORO.
( AS OPRAH ) "IT'S TIME TO ISSUE MUNICIPAL
BOOOONDS!" WHY DO I-- WHY DO I DO THIS?
IT'S KIND OF BORDERING ON KERMIT-- YAY!
I'M OPRAH!
THERE WERE ALSO SOME BRAVE ATTEMPTS TO SPELL THE NAMES OF
ACTUAL POLITICIANS, INCLUDING TUSSLI GABBARD, MIKE HINEKABEE,
THE TICKET OF KASIC AND BUDTTIGIG, FORMER GOVERNOR A.
SKIDGE-WOM-ZEMEGGER, AND "TORD SANDWICH."
UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL "LINDSEY GRAHAM."
BUT THE ONE ACTUAL WRITE-IN CANDIDATE WHO MAY BE TAKING THIS
LOSS THE HARDEST IS H.P.
LOVECRAFT PRE-HUMAN GOD OF MADNESS, CTHULHU.
THIS IS A DEVASTATING LOSS FOR CTHULU.
SINCE THE ELECTION, THE GREAT DREAMER HAS BEEN HUNKERED DOWN
IN THE UNDERWATER CITY OF R'LEE-YAY WEIGHING HIS LEGAL
OPTIONS.
McCONNELL BELIEVE IT IS 100% WITHIN THE RIGHTS OF THIS
EARTHLY MANIFESTATION OF ELDRITCH HORROR TO LOOK INTO
ALLEGATIONS OF VOTING IRREGULARITIES.
WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE OF HUMORING HIM FOR THIS LITTLE BIT OF TIME
BEYOND OUR CONCEPT OF TIME?
NO ONE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE'LL RISE FROM THE BOILING SEAS TO
SPREAD HIS TENTACLES AND MELT MEN'S MINDS WITH VISIONS OF
NON-EUCLIDIAN GEOMETRY.
EXCEPT FOR HIS CLOSE ALLY ABHOLOS, A GREY FESTERING BLOB
OF INFINITE MALEVOLENCE-- ALSO KNOWN AS BILL BARR.
THE NEWS COMING OUT OF THE ADMINISTRATION RIGHT NOW IS
PRETTY SCARY.
BUT IT HELPS THAT SOME OF IT IS ALSO DEEPLY STUPID, LIKE THIS
STORY ABOUT REPUBLICAN ACTIVIST AND VICE PRINCIPAL WHO CALLED
YOU IN TO ASK IF YOUR MOM GOT HIS FLOWERS, DEAN BROWNING.
BROWNING HAS BEEN VERY VOCAL IN HIS SUPPORT OF THE OUTGOING
PRESIDENT.
ON SUNDAY, HE TWEETED, "WHAT TRUMP BUILT IN FOUR YEARS, BIDEN
WILL DESTROY IN FOUR MONTHS."
WHOA, DEAN, THERE'S NO WAY IT'LL ONLY TAKE ONLY FOUR MONTHS FOR
BIDEN TO DISASSEMBLE HIS CHICKEN BUCKET FORT.
I KNOW SO FAR THIS STORY SEEMS PRETTY ORDINARY, BUT HERE'S
WHERE IT GETS WEIRD.
AFTER BROWNING POSTED THAT TWEET, A TWITTER USER PUSHED
BACK, SAYING THAT THE PRESIDENT HAD ONLY TAKEN CREDIT FOR
OBAMA'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS, TO WHICH BROWNING RESPONDED:
"I'M A BLACK GAY GUY, AND I CAN PERSONALLY SAY THAT OBAMA DID
NOTHING FOR ME.
MY LIFE ONLY CHANGED A LITTLE BIT, AND IT WAS FOR THE WORSE."
WELL, IT CERTAINLY DID CHANGE FOR THE WORSE: YOU TURNED INTO
SOME PASTY STRAIGHT WHITE GUY NAMED DEAN BROWNING.
REMINDS ME OF THE FAMOUS LINCOLN-DOUGLAS DEBATE, WHEN
LINCOLN MADE A GREAT POINT IN FAVOR OF ABOLITION, AND DOUGLAS
REPLIED: "I'M A BLACK GAY GUY, AND I CAN PERSONALLY SAY THAT
SLAVERY RULES.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO DO BLACK GAY GUY STUFF."
HERE'S WHAT PEOPLE THINK HAPPENED: BROWNING IS LIKELY THE
OWNER OF ANOTHER TWITTER ACCOUNT, ONE CLAIMING TO BE A
GAY BLACK MAN WHO LOVES TRUMP, AND HE SIMPLY FORGOT TO LOG IN
TO IT BEFORE POSTING THE REPLY.
YES, HE WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING DECEPTIVE, BUT INSTEAD
DID SOMETHING IDIOTIC, A MOVE KNOWN IN POLITICAL CIRCLES AS
"THE FULL RUDY."
END OF STORY, RIGHT?
WRONG.
BECAUSE, MY FRIENDS, HERE'S WHERE THE WEIRD GETS STRANGE.
HOURS AFTER HIS GAY BLACK MAN TWEET, BROWNING POSTED,
"REGARDING THE TWEET THAT IS GOING VIRAL FROM MY ACCOUNT-- I
WAS QUOTING A MESSAGE THAT I RECEIVED EARLIER THIS WEEK FROM
A FOLLOWER.
SORRY IF CONTEXT WAS NOT CLEAR."
IF CONTEXT WAS UNCLEAR?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT IN QUOTES.
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD HAVE MADE IT LESS CLEAR WOULD BE IF
YOU HAD SIGNED IT "DEAN BROWNING, STRAIGHT, WHITE
WOMAN."
SO DID DEAN MAKE A MISTAKE OR DID HE TWEET A RANDOM,
UNATTRIBUTED QUOTE?
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
EXCEPT WE MIGHT, BECAUSE HERE'S WHERE THE STRANGE WEIRDNESS GETS
ODD.
AFTER BROWNING TWEETED OUT HIS EXPLANATION, A REPORTER STUMBLED
ONTO WHAT HE BELIEVED WAS THE FAKE ACCOUNT THAT DEAN WAS
TRYING TO POST FROM, TWEETING: "YOU KNOW WHO REPLIES TO DEAN
BROWNING A LOT?
'DAN PURDY,' A GAY BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTER WHO JOINED TWITTER IN
OCTOBER," WITH LINKS TO PURDY'S TWITTER ACCOUNT SHOWING HIS
AVATAR OF A CARTOON BLACK MAN IN A BEANIE.
OKAY, CASE CLOSED!
AND THEN REOPENED, BECAUSE HERE'S WHERE THE ODD, STRANGE
WEIRDNESS GETS FISHY.
AFTER THE REPORTER'S SCOOP, THE "DAN PURDY" TWITTER ACCOUNT
POSTED THIS VIDEO: >> HEY, GUYS.
MY NAME IS DAN PURDY, AND I AM, INDEED, A GAY BLACK MAN.
>> Stephen: WELL, MY NAME IS STEPHEN COLBERT, AND I AM HERE
>> THE MESSAGE THAT YOU SAW ON DEAN'S TWITTER WAS POSTED-- I
DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW IT WAS POSTED, BUT I DID SEND IT TO
HIM.
NO, I'M NOT A BOT.
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> Stephen: NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AND IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, TOO, STRAP 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM,
BECAUSE HERE'S WHERE THE FISHY, STRANGE, WEIRD ODDNESS GETS
BIZARRE.
AFTER PURDY POSTED THAT VIDEO, REPORTERS POINTED OUT THAT PURDY
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A MAN NAMED WILLIAM HOLTE, OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS BYL WITH A Y HOLTE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE ADOPTED SON AND
NEPHEW OF MUSIC LEGEND PATTI LABELLE.
OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
IF I'D KNOWN THAT FROM THE BEGINNING, IT WOULDN'T HAVE
HELPED AT ALL!
WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO CLEAR THIS UP, PATTI LABELLE?
♪ BOCCA CHOCCA LATTA, YA-YA ♪ >> Stephen: THAT CLEARS THAT UP.
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS ARE "THE CROWN'S" OLIVIA COLMAN AND GILLIAN
ANDERSON.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN, GOOP HAS A NEW HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE, AND SO
DO WE.
STICK AROUND.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK.
LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.
HELLO, JON.
>> Jon: OH, HELLO, HELLO!
>> Stephen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!
>> Jon: HELLO, YES, SEE THAT, MAN.
YOU SEE, TIME IS MOVING ON, AND I'M JUST TRYING TO BE PRESENT.
CAT'S GOT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT WHEN
IT'S HAPPENING.
YOU SEE?
>> Stephen: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD BIRTHDAY?
IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE MOMENT RIGHT NOW?
>> Jon: YES, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
I ALWAYS LOVE THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON VETERANS DAY, CELEBRATE
THE VETERANS, AND I HAVE VETERANS IN MY FAMILY.
AND I ALSO WANTED TO JUST SEND LOVE OUT TO EVERYBODY IN THIS
TIME.
YOU KNOW, WHEN TENSION IS COMING TO ME ON MY BIRTHDAY I'M SENDING
THE LOVE RIGHT BACK.
LOUIS ARMSTRONG USED TO GIVE GIFTS TO PEOPLE ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
>> Jon: I LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF.
>> Stephen: HOBBITS DO THAT IN "LORD OF THE RINGS."
THEY GIVE OTHER PEOPLE PRESENTS ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
>> Jon: I LIKE THAT A LOT.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO SAY THIS ABOUT THE VETERANS, TOO, WE WANT
TO SEND LOVE OUT TO ALL THE VETERANS OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY
RIGHT NOW, AND ESPECIALLY THOSE COMING BACK FROM SERVICE
OVERSEAS, BECAUSE IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR THEM TO BE ABLE TO
SEE THEIR FAMILIES, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, BUT RIGHT
NOW, THEY CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE COVID QUARANTINE AND THE
INABILITY TO TRAVEL FREELY IN THE UNITED STATES.
SO IF YOU KNOW A VETERAN OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO
HAS JUST COME BACK, SEND THEM A LOT OF LOVE THESE HOLIDAYS.
BECAUSE THIS ISOLATION THAT EVERYBODY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW,
THEY'VE MADE THAT SACRIFICE FOR US FOR YEARS SO THAT WE COULD BE
SAFE OVER HERE.
GOT ANYTHING FOR THE VETERANS THERE, JON.
>> Jon: OH, MY GOOD.
THE VETERANS, THIS IS MY RHAPSODY FOR THE VETERANS.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE,
EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, JON.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
FOLKS, WE ARE STILL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, WITH A
WHITE-KNUCKLED GRIP ON OUR REPUBLIC, SO IT'S THE PERFECT
TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT: BUYING THINGS.
AND WHO BETTER TO GUIDE US THAN LIFESTYLE GURU AND GROWN-UP
HANSEN BROTHER, GWYNETH PALTROW.
♪ CUZ IT'S THE MOST GOOP-IFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! ♪
IT'S THE RELEASE OF THE GOOP HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE.
AND THIS YEAR'S OFFERINGS DO NOT DISA-GOOP.
LIKE THIS $1,995 ACRYLIC OUIJA BOARD.
"OOH, SOMETHING'S COMING SOMETHING'S COMING THROUGH.
IT SAYS "YOU...
ARE...
A...
SUCKER."
GOOP ALSO HAS A NUMBER OF FOOD-THEMED GIFTS ON OFFER THIS
YEAR, LIKE THIS $240 GERMAN OAT FLAKER.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE FLAKING YOUR OATS LIKE SOME FILTHY
SWEDE.
HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, MEIN HERR!
AND YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "STEPHEN, DON'T ALL OATS COME
PRE-FLAKED?" TO WHICH I SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU
GO ENJOY YOUR PICKLED HERRING, YA DAMN SWEDE."
THAT'S NOT ALL.
GOOP-ETH IS ALSO RECOMMENDING A $210 BED LAMP MADE OF BREAD.
JUST REMEMBER: DON'T FILL UP ON LAMP, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ROOM FOR
YOUR...
TABLE?
TO BE CLEAR, THIS THING IS REALLY BREAD.
THE GOOP LISTS THE INGREDIENTS AS BREAD FLOUR, CAKE FLOUR,
SALT, YEAST, L.E.D. LIGHTS, AND POWER CORD WITH DIMMER SWITCH.
SO IT WON'T WORK FOR ALL DIETS.
"OH, SORRY, I'M KETO.
DO YOU HAVE A MEAT LAMP?
JOE ROGAN SAYS ONLY EAT LAMPS THAT CAVEMEN USED."
IF YOU'RE MORE OF AN ANALOG FOOD FAN, MIGHT GOOP INTEREST YOU IN
THIS TSUKEEA KABAN WATERMELON BAG.
ALSO HANDY FOR CARRYING THE GIGANTIC BALLS YOU HAVE TO BE
SWINGING TO OWN A BAG EXCLUSIVELY FOR WATERMELONS.
HOW MUCH WILL THIS MELON SATCHEL SET YOU BACK, YOU ASK?
WELL, KEEP ASKING, BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE UPON
REQUEST.
SO IT'S REALLY TWO TREATS IN ONE: YOU GET THE WATERMELON BAG
AND YOU GET TO ASK, "EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH FOR THAT WATERMELON
BAG?" AND WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES,
THE PEOPLE'S TRIBUNAL CAN JUST POP YOUR SEVERED HEAD IN THERE.
AND FOR ANY SOON-TO-BE MOMS OUT THERE, THERE'S THE STILIYANA
MINKOVSKA CUSTOM BIRTH SILL FOR $7,500.
PERFECT FOR ALL THOSE EXPECTANT MOTHERS WHO WOKE UP THINKING, "I
LIKE BEING PREGNANT, BUT I WISH IT WAS MORE EXPENSIVE."
NOW, YOU MAY BE THINKING "HEY GWYNETH, IT'S A PANDEMIC, GOOP
THE ROOM."
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT.
THIS IS AN OUT-OF-TOUCH CASH GRAB THAT EXPLOITS PEOPLE'S
DESPERATE NEED FOR COMFORT DURING THIS TRYING TIME,
AND DADDY WANT IN.
IT'S TIME FOR MY OWN HIGH-END LIFESTYLE BRAND, COVETTON HOUSE.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> BAROQUE SIMPLICITY.
SHABBY ELEGANCE.
GIVE ME MONEY.
COVETTON HOUSE.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME,
FRIENDS, TO COVETTON HOUSE WHERE WE BELIEVE "PANDEMIC" IS
JUST AN ANAGRAM FOR "DIM PECAN," WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO
BE TO WANT TO BUY OUR STUFF.
HERE AT COVETTON HOUSE, WE KNOW THAT FOR MANY AMERICANS, THIS
HOLIDAY SEASON LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
COVID-19 HAS CREATED MONEY WORRIES, SUCH AS, "I'M WORRIED
NO ONE'S GONNA COME TAKE MY MONEY!"
WELL, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.
HUNGRY?
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN COVETTON'S $920 BREAD MADE OF LAMP.
JUST THROW SOME HAM AND CHEESE BETWEEN TWO DELICIOUS,
SHARD-FILLED SLICES, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A HIGH-FIBER
UPSCALE BOWEL PERFORATION.
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU HEALTH NUTS: OUR BREAD IS MADE OF ALL-
NATURAL POWER CORDS, DIMMER SWITCHES, CERAMIC BASES,
SHATTERED BULBS, AND LOOSE TUNGSTEN WIRE FILAMENTS.
BUT GLUTEN FREE.
NOW, IF YOU LIKE FORTUNE TELLING THAT COSTS A FORTUNE, THEN
YOU'LL LOVE OUR $6,800 DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED MAGIC-8 BALL
LOADED WITH EVERY RESPONSE YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED, LIKE "YES,
YOUR CHAUFFEUR IS STEALING FROM YOU" AND "YES, DEFINITELY,
RODRIGO, YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR/ BODYGUARD-TURNED-FIANCE SHOULD
SIGN A PRENUP."
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STYLISH WAY TO CARRY YOUR PRODUCE, LOOK
NO FURTHER THAN THE COVETTON HOUSE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE.
IT'S THE MOST STYLISH WAY TO SAY, "I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH."
HOW MUCH FOR THE BLUEBERRY BRIEFCASE?
IT'S A SURPRISE!
BECAUSE THE PRICE IS ONLY AVAILABLE AFTER YOU PAY.
BUT HERE'S A HINT: IT COSTS MORE THAN THE GRAPEFRUIT DUFFEL, BUT
LESS THAN THE CANTALOUPE BJORN.
AND FOR ANYONE WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH ON A $7,500 BIRTHING SILL,
COVETTON HAS YOU COVERED FOR YOUR POSTPARTUM NEEDS WITH OUR
$20,000 MAHOGANY PUMPING TABLE.
SIMPLY LAY FACE-DOWN ON THE SMOOTH COMFORT OF THIS RICH,
STIFF HONDURAN MAHOGANY, LINE YOUR BREASTS UP WITH THE
STERLING SILVER PAILS, AND LET GRAVITY DO ITS THING.
I THINK.
NOT SURE HOW ALL THE LADY STUFF WORKS.
AND REMEMBER: COVETTON'S PRODUCTS COME WITH THE EXACT
SAME GUARANTEE AS THOSE FROM GOOP: IN A PINCH, YOU CAN PUT
ALL OF THEM IN YOUR VAGINA.
IT BALANCES YOUR KUNDALINI, OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
AGAIN, IT'S ALL-- IT'S ALL A MESS UPON
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STARS OF "THE CROWN," OLIVIA COLMAN
AND GILLIAN ANDERSON.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
JOINING ME TONIGHT FROM ACROSS THE POND ARE THE ACADEMY AWARD
WINNING STAR OF "THE FAVOURITE" AND THE EMMY WINNING STAR OF
"THE X-FILES" AND "THE FALL."
THEY'RE CURRENTLY TEAMING UP FOR SEASON FOUR OF "THE CROWN" ON
NETFLIX.
>> IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO LEARN I ENJOY PREDICTING MINISTERIAL
COMINGS AND GOINGS.
IT'S LIKE THE RACES: I LIKE TO STUDY ODDS, WHO'S IN, WHO IS
OUT.
MY BEST SO FAR WAS MR. WILSON'S SUCCESS RESHUFFLE.
I GOT 90%.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY PREDICTIONS FOR YOURS?
I'M ASSUMING THEY'RE WOMEN.
>> WOMEN?
>> IN CABINET.
>> OH, CERTAINLY NOT.
NOT JUST BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY SUITABLE CANDIDATES.
BUT I HAVE FOUND WOMEN IN GENERAL TEND NOT TO BE SUITED TO
HIGH OFFICE.
>> OH, WHY IS THAT?
WELL, THEY BOTTOM TOO EMOTIONAL.
>> I DOUBT YOU'LL HAVE THAT TROUBLE WITH ME.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME OLIVIA COLMAN AND GILLIAN
ANDERSON!
>> HELLO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> HI!
THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
>> Stephen: I INTRODUCED YOU AS COMING FROM ACROSS THE POND.
ARE YOU IN THE U.K. RIGHT NOW?
WAS I CORRECT?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: SO HOW IS THE SECOND LOCKDOWN GOING?
I KNOW, SADLY, THE U.K. HAD TO LOCK DOWN AGAIN.
HOW ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR TIME?
>> WELL-- >> INDOORS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: GOOD.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HAVING "THE CROWN" COME OUT RIGHT NOW
AS WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTER OUR WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT HERE,
AS WE HAVE TO SORT OF LOCK DOWN A LITTLE BIT-- NOT OFFICIALLY,
BUT IT'S SPIKING IN THE UNITED STATES.
SO WE ALL NEED SOMETHING GOOD TO OCCUPY US WHILE WE'RE INDOORS.
AND I'M EXCITED, OLIVIA, THAT YOU'RE BACK AS QUEEN ELIZABETH
II.
GILLIAN, HERE YOU ARE.
>> THERE I AM.
>> Stephen: THAT HAIRSTYLE LOOKS LIKE IT COULD SURVIVE
REENTRY FROM LOW ORBIT.
BOTH OF YOU HAVE SUBSTANTIAL HAIRSTYLES.
>> MINE'S BIGGER THAN HERS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BESIDES THE HAIR AND MAKEUP, GILLIAN, WERE THERE
PARTICULAR-- YOUR THATCHER IS EXTRAORDINARY.
ARE THERE CERTAIN PHYSICAL MANNERISMS THAT YOU PICKED UP
FROM HER THAT WERE HOOKS FOR YOU?
>> WELL, CERTAINLY, THE VOICE IS A BIG WEIGH-IN TO HER.
AND YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT PHYSICALLY IN TERMS OF,
YOU KNOW, ADDING A WIG AND ADDING CLOTHES AND A-- YOU KNOW,
A SUIT.
I WORE A SUIT TO MAKE ME A BIT WIDER.
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IF YOU DON'T
REALLY HAVE THE VOICE RIGHT, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE BIT ODD.
SO A GOOD WAY IN IS THE VOICE.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SECRET TO HER VOICE?
WHAT'S THE SECRET TO THE THATCHER?
>> WELL, SHE USED-- SHE WAS VERY BREATHY.
AND SO-- AND HER PITCH WAS A BIT LOWER THAN MINE.
AND SO-- AND, ALSO, THE WAY WHEN I-- WHEN I GO INTO HER, THERE'S
A WAY OF HOLDING-- HOLDING THE TEETH OVER THE LOWER LIP JUST A
LITTLE BIT.
AND, GO ON, STEPHEN.
JUST BREATHING OUT.
BREATHING OUT.
>> Stephen: BREATHING OUT...
>> BREATHING OUT.
>> Stephen: I'M MARGARET THATCHER.
>> AND TAKING A DEEP BREATH AND DON'T LET SOMEBODY ELSE COME IN.
DON'T INTERRUPT ME.
I WON'T LET YOU INTERRUPT ME DISPLU SOUND LIKE MARGARET
THATCHER.
I SOUND LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER.
>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A DUMMY.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE SOMEBODY HAS THEIR HAND UP YOUR TROUSERS.
>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
OLIVIA, I HAVE SPOKEN TO SOME OF YOUR COSTARS ABOUT HOW THEY FIND
THE ROYAL VOICE AS OPPOSED TO, SORT OF A STANDARD RECEIVED
QUEEN'S ENGLISH.
THE QUEEN DOESN'T SPEAK THE RECEIVE'S QUEEN'S ENGLISH, DOES
SHE?
>> R.P., WE CALL "RECEIVED PRONUNCIATION" WHICH IS HOW I
SUPPOSE I SPEAK AND GILLIAN SPEAKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M PROBABLY THE WORST PERSON TO INTERVIEW ABOUT THIS.
I TRIED TO PAY ATTENTION BUT I DON'T REALLY RETAIN INFORMATION.
BUT I THINK I'M SORT OF AVERAGE ENGLISH SOUNDING, BUT, YES, THE
ROYALS HAVE A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF...
SPEAKING.
>> Stephen: HOW WOULD-- >> FOR EXAMPLE, CAN I TEACH YOU
HOW TO SAY "YES?" >> Stephen: YES.
>> IN THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH.
SO IF YOU SAY-- THIS IS WHAT-- SO WILLIAM CONQUER, WHO WAS OUR
INCREDIBLE VOICE TEACHER, HE GAVE ALL OF US THIS LITTLE TRICK
WHEN WE STARTED, MAINLY JUST TO MAKE US LEAVE.
IF YOU SAY E-A-R-S.
>> Stephen: EARS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
SAY IT AS THE QUEEN.
>> EARS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: THIS IS MY QUEEN THATCHER ER.
>> THAT'S IT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
>> THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
>> Stephen: GILLIAN, OBVIOUSLY, MARGARET THATCHER IS
THE IRON LADY, AND THE QUEEN, AT LEAST TO THOSE OF US WATCHING
FROM A DISTANCE OVER HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, SEEMS LOOK A
FIGURE A BIT CARVED IN MARBLE, VERY STADE, VERY PROPER.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE PLAYED THEM, I ASSUME THERE IS A MORE TENDER OR
HUMAN SIDE THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE BEFORE.
LIKE IS THE QUEEN-- DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO HEAR HER CALLED LILIBET
TO YOU NOW, AS PHILLIP CALLS HER?
>> WELL, YES, I THINK IT'S MORE-- I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER
DARE TO BE PRESUMPTIONUOUS ENOUGH TO SAY I KNOW, YOU KNOW,
HOW SHE FEELS.
I'M AN ACTOR SAYING WORDS, PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE.
BUT SHE-- SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HUMAN, AND SHE'S BEEN FORCED INTO THIS
JOB THAT SHE WASN'T ACTUALLY MEANT TO DO.
IT WAS MEANT TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE.
AND SHE'S DONE IT WITH EXTRAORDINARY GUSTO AND DIGNITY
AND...
I DON'T KNOW.
I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT HER BEFORE, REALLY.
YOU KNOW, GROWING UP IN A PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED,
YOU DON'T REALLY I THINK PAY ATTENTION TO IT AS MUCH AS
COUNTRY WHERE'S THEY DON'T HAVE A MONARCHY, WHICH IS REALLY
FASCINATING.
SO LEARNING ABOUT HER, I THINK-- I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYTHING I'M SAYING IS JUST MADE UP, BECAUSE I DONT KNOW.
SHE SEEMS LIKE A SWEET WOMAN WHO HAS MADE A VOW TO DO THIS JOB
AND IS DOING IT VERY WELL TO THE BEST OF HER ABILITIES, AND
CONSIDERING SHE WAS NEVER MEANT TO DO IT, I THINK SHE'S PRETTY
BLOODY MARVELOUS AT IT.
AND I THINK SHE'S NOT AS STONE AS SHE SEEMS, I THINK.
>> Stephen: AND WHAT ABOUT-- WHAT ABOUT THATCHER, GILLIAN?
BECAUSE-- >> THATCHER, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS AS IRON AS SHE SEEMS, I THINK.
I MEAN, ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT THE WRITING IN "THE CROWN,"
PETER'S WRITING IS-- HE CREATES VERY THREE-DIMERCIAL CHARACTERS,
AND I THINK-- AT LEAST FOR ME, I ALWAYS FELT THAT THATCHER WAS--
WHAT I KNEW OF HER SEEMED TO BE QUITE TWO-DIMENSIONAL.
AND, YOU KNOW, "THE CROWN" IS REALLY WONDERFUL AT SHOWING
MANY, MANY DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE HUMAN BEINGS THAT THEY'RE--
THAT THE ACTORS GET TO PORTRAY.
SO, YOU KNOW, IN DOING THE RESEARCH THAT-- A LOT OF
RESEARCH FOR THATCHER, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT FEELS MOST
IMPORTANT IS TO KIND OF PUT PRECONCEPTIONS TO THE SIDE AND
START FROM SCRATCH BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STRONG FEELINGS
IN THE U.K. ABOUT THE IRON LADY.
AND TO FIND A WAY INTO HER SO YOU GET TO UNDERSTAND HER BELIEF
SYSTEM AND & WHAT DROVE HER TO DO SOME OF THE THINGS THAT SHE
DID.
WHICH MEANS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT FIND SOME SYMPATHY FOR HER AND
SOME COMPASSION.
BUT AT LEAST, IF NOT THOSE THINGS, YOU AT LEAST FEEL THAT
YOU ARE...
CREATING A MORE THREE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER THAN
YOU MIGHT OTHERWISE WOULD WITHOUT DOING THAT WORK.
>> Stephen: LADIES WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OLIVIA COLMAN AND
GILLIAN ANDERSON.
I WILL ASK WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND MEET
THE FANCY PEOPLE.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE BACK WITH GILLIAN ANDERSON AND OLIVIA COLMAN FOR SEASON
FOUR OF "THE CROWN."
I KNOW BOTH OF YOU HAVE-- HERE'S A PICTURE OF GILLIAN AND THE
QUEEN RIGHT HERE.
BOTH OF YOU, IF I'M NOT, HAVE MET HER MAJESTY AND YOU HAVE
HONORS GIVEN TO YOU BY HER MAJESTY.
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
WHAT IS IT LIKE GOING TO BUCKINGHAM?
IS IT-- IS IT NERVE RACKING TO BE THERE, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT DO
SOMETHING WRONG, OR IS EVERYBODY JUST PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE AND
IT'S LIKE ANY OTHER FLAT?
( LAUGHS ) >> IT'S NOT LIKE MOST FLATS I'VE
BEEN TO.
I WAS-- I WAS VERY NERVOUS.
BUT IT WASN'T THE QUEEN THAT GAVE-- THAT I MET.
I MET PRINCESS ANN.
AND THE PALACE-- WHAT WAS HILARIOUS, IT TURNS OUT
EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IN "THE CROWN" WAS TONED DOWN COMPARED
TO AS IT IS IN THE ACTUAL PALACE.
THERE ARE -- >> Stephen: MEANING WHAT?
>> I WASN'T THERE ON A RAINY WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, AN AVERAGE
DAY.
IT WAS A DAY WHEN IT WAS-- BUT THERE WERE ENDLESS PEOPLE WITH
GOLD FRILLS ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT
OUTFITS AND DIFFERENT UNIFORMS AND-- BUT THE STAFF WERE SO
SWEET.
AND IF YOU LOOKED NERVOUS, THEY'D GO, "DON'T WORRY, IT'S
ALL OKAY.
DO YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA?" YOU KNOW, THEY WERE SWEET--
"JUST TURN TO THE LEFT, LOOK THAT WAY, STOP HERE"
THEY HELPED YOU ALONG THE WAY.
BUT IT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCE, I MEAN, ONE I-- IT'S
ONE I WILL NEVER FORGET.
AND I SORT OF SAID YES MAINLY FOR MY MOM AND DAD.
I TOOK MY DAD, AND HE WAS-- HE COULDN'T WALK VERY FAST.
NEFS A WHEELCHAIR, SO HE GOT A REALLY GOOD SEAT.
HE GOT NEAR THE FRONT.
AND THEY HAD AN ABSOLUTE BALL.
AND IT WAS-- IT WAS VERY LUCKY, YOU KNOW.
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO MANY PEOPLE, AND I FELT VERY
FORTUNATE, AND IT WAS ALSO HILARIOUS.
>> Stephen: GILLIAN, WHAT WAS THE EXPERIENCE LIKE FOR YOU?
>> WELL ON THE-- ON THE-- I MEAN, I MET HER A FEW TIMES, AND
VERY OFTEN THERE'S SOMEBODY WHO WALKS WITH HER AND WHISPERS IN
HER EAR TO TELL HER WHO IT IS THAT SHE'S ABOUT TO MEET.
I MEAN, SHE MEETS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO REMEMBER WHO EVERYBODY IS.
AND SO THERE'S SOMEBODY-- SHE HAS A QUEEN WHISPERER.
AND SO THERE'S THAT.
AND YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO SPEAK BEFORE YOU'RE SPOKEN TO.
SO THERE'S-- YOU KNOW, IT CAN BE A LITTLE BIT AWKWARD, AND, YOU
KNOW, SHE MAY ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT YOURSELF, OR HOW YOU'RE
ENJOYING THE THING THAT SHE'S JUST BEEN TOLD THAT YOU DO.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU'VE MET HER MULTIPLE TIMES, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, I'VE MET HER MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT ON THAT PARTICULAR
TIME WITH THAT IMAGE THAT YOU JUST SHOWED WAS-- WAS IN A VERY,
VERY BIG ROOM.
AND AT THE END, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE ROOM FELT LIKE IT STARTED TO
GET SMALLER AND SMALLER.
AND I LOOKED OVER AND I REALIZED THAT ALL OF THESE MEN THAT
OLIVIA WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE EPAULETS ON THE SHOULDERS
AND EVERYTHING, THEY WERE IN A LINE, CUTTINGSING THE ROOM IN
HALF.
AND THEY ALL HAD TRAYS IN FRONT OF THEM.
AND THEY WERE WALKING IN UNISON TOWARDS YOU IN A LINE, SO MAKING
THE ROOM SMALLER AND SMALLER.
IT WAS LIKE IN "STAR WARS."
>> Stephen: SURE, TRASH COMPACTOR.
>> THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
IT WAS LIKE THAT WITH THE TRAY, SO YOU'RE MEANT TO PUT THE DRINK
ON THE TRAY YOU'RE HOLDING AND SKEDADDLE.
>> Stephen: GET OUT, GET OUT.
"HAVE YOU HAD FUN?
GOOD, GO.
SHE'S AN OLD LADY AND SHE'S BUSY, GET OUT."
SEASON FOUR OF "THE CROWN" IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX THIS
SUNDAY.
OLIVIA COLMAN AND GILLIAN ANDERSON, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY
KYLIE MINOGUE.
STICK AROUND.
FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "DISCO," KYLIE MINOGUE!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I FEEL LIKE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN
♪ THE STARS LOOK DIFFERENT TONIGHT
♪ THEY'RE GLOWIN' ALL AROUND ME IT'S FLOWIN' THROUGH MY BODY
♪ I CAN FEEL IT I CAN FEEL IT
♪ YOU GOT ME STARTED AND NOTHING ON EARTH CAN STOP IT
♪ IT'S CRAZY I'M FALLING
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO CALL IT
♪ BOY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU ♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
OOOH ♪ DANCING TOGETHER
AIN'T NOTHING THAT COULD BE ♪ BETTER
TOMORROW DON'T MATTER ♪ WE'LL MAKE THE NIGHT
LAST FOREVER ♪ SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
OOOH ♪ YOU MAKE ME
WANNA DO THESE WILD THINGS ♪ YOUR TOUCH IS SUPERNATURAL
OOH, I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ♪ I'M FLOATING THROUGH THE
CEILING ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?
I CAN FEEL IT, OH-OH ♪ YOU GOT ME STARTED AND
NOTHING ON EARTH CAN STOP IT ♪ IT'S CRAZY
I'M FALLING ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
TO CALL IT ♪ OH, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
OOOH ♪ DANCING TOGETHER
AIN'T NOTHING THAT COULD BE ♪ BETTER
TOMORROW DON'T MATTER ♪ WE'LL MAKE THE NIGHT
LAST FOREVER ♪ SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
OOOH ♪ MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC
DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC ♪ DO YOU BELIEVE
IN MAGIC?
♪ YOU GOT ME STARTED AND NOTHING ON EARTH CAN STOP IT
♪ IT'S CRAZY I'M FALLING
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO CALL IT
♪ BOY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
OOOH ♪ DANCING TOGETHER
AIN'T NOTHING THAT COULD BE ♪ BETTER
TOMORROW DON'T MATTER ♪ WE'LL MAKE THE NIGHT
LAST FOREVER ♪ SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
DO YOU, DO YOU, DO YOU ♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
OOOH ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
♪ DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
OOOH ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: KYLIE MINOGUE, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE MICHAEL MOORE AND
MUSICAL GUEST, SARA BAREILLES.
PLUS A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY STEVE CARELL.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD SHOW.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT.
BUT FIRST, LET'S SAY GOOD NIGHT WITH SOME MUSIC FROM JON BATISTE
AND STAY HUMAN.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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