1 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:04,754 >> TODAY TRUMP SPENT SOME TIME ON HIS LAST FRIDAY IN THE WHITE 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:09,467 HOUSE WITH MIKE LINDELL, THE GUY ON THE MyPillow COMMERCIALS. 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,804 MIKE LINDELL, THE PILLOW PITCH MAN AND CONSPIRACY THEORIST, 4 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:16,599 TELLS "THE DAILY BEAST" HE WAS INFORMING TRUMP ABOUT A NEW 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:21,271 ELECTION FRAUD THEORY THAT CHINA AND OTHER COUNTRIES HELPED STEAL 6 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,773 THE 2020 ELECTION FOR JOE BIDEN. 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,609 PHOTOGRAPHER FOR "THE WASHINGTON POST" CAUGHT A SHOT OF LINDELL'S 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:32,866 NOTES WHICH READ, IN PART, QUOTE, MARTIAL, IF NECESSARY. 9 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,576 >> HELLO, I'M MIKE LINDELL, INVENTOR OF MyPillow. 10 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:37,245 MyPillowS NOT ONLY GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT'S REST, BUT THEY'RE 11 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:41,082 ALSO THE ONLY PILLOWS THAT WHISPER CONSPIRACY THEORIES TO 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:41,833 YOU AS YOU SLEEP. 13 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:45,587 THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY CHINA... 14 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:49,924 JOE BIDEN'S DOG IS A SATANIC PEDOPHILE... 15 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,594 NANCY PELOSI WILL BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE... 16 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:56,681 THE SECRET IS MY PATENTED SHRIEK CAPTURE TECHNOLOGY. 17 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:10,153 >> THE PILLOWS ARE THEN QUICKLY SEWN SHUT AND STUFFED INTO 18 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,531 PLASTIC TO SEAL IN ALL MY DELUSIONAL JUICES! 19 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,534 >> THANKS TO MyPillow, I'M BOTH WELL RESTED AND READY TO 20 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,702 COMMIT SEDITION. 21 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:21,706 >> PLUS ENTER THE CODE "LIZARD PEOPLE" NOW AND GET 10% MORE 22 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:22,373 PARANOIA. 23 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:23,500 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 24 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,377 THE RESOLUTION STARTS NOW! 25 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,171 TAKE OVER, AMERICA! 26 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:33,009 ♪ GET A LIVE PILLOW AND SUPPLICATE DEMOCRACY TODAY ♪ 27 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:38,014 >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT! 28 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:41,851 TONIGHT'S POLICE- FULL TRANSFER OF POWER. 29 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:47,524 TONIGHT STEPHEN WELCOMES SENATOR CORY BOOKER AND INFINITY 30 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:55,740 SONG, FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN. 31 00:01:55,824 --> 00:02:00,203 NOW AT T AT THE ED SULLIVAN THEA OFFICE BUILDING IN NEW YORK 32 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,204 CITY. 33 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:05,083 IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 34 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,502 >> Stephen: WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW." 35 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,711 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 36 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:16,344 HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, WHEN WE CELEBRATE A GREAT LEADER 37 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,555 WHO LED A MARCH ON WASHINGTON THAT DIDN'T END WITH ME HAVING 38 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:23,059 TO LEARN ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED "Q-SHAMAN." 39 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,229 ON WEDNESDAY, JOE BIDEN WILL BE INAUGURATED AS THE 46TH 40 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,232 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 41 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,568 COME ON, BABY! 42 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,611 BUT AFTER THE SACKING OF THE U.S. CAPITOL, AUTHORITIES HAVE 43 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,906 CALLED IN 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS. 44 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:42,745 SO, OFFICIALLY, THIS IS NOT A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER, 45 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,080 AND THEY'VE HAD TO UPDATE THE SIGN HANGING IN AMERICA'S BREAK 46 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:46,124 ROOM TO THIS. 47 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:50,086 THE TROOPS HAVE SHUT DOWN FOUR MAJOR BRIDGES LEADING INTO 48 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:52,213 DOWNTOWN D.C., SET UP A FORTIFIED PERIMETER THAT 49 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,799 ENCOMPASSES THE CAPITOL, WHITE HOUSE AND PORTIONS OF DOWNTOWN, 50 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,094 AND CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL. 51 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,846 CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL!? 52 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:04,767 NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR NATIONAL WETZEL'S PRETZELS? 53 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,436 DEFENSE OFFICIALS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT AN INSIDE ATTACK ON OUR 54 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,647 INCOMING LEADERS THAT THEY'VE ASKED THE F.B.I. TO VET ALL OF 55 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:15,403 THE 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS COMING INTO WASHINGTON. 56 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,280 OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA: MAYBE 57 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:21,492 INVESTIGATE THEM BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND 58 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:25,330 HAVE THEM SLEEP OUTSIDE OF NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE. 59 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,414 IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. 60 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,750 INCREASED SECURITY MEASURES ARE ALREADY PAYING OFF. 61 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:33,087 THIS WEEKED, LAW ENFORCEMENT ARRESTED A 22-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA 62 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,424 MAN CARRYING A FIREARM AND A WOMAN CLAIMING TO BE A LAW 63 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:40,803 ENFORCEMENT OFFICER AND PART OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CABINET. 64 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,804 GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, LADY! 65 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,972 YOU CAN'T BE BOTH. 66 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,475 "YOU CAN'T DETAIN ME! 67 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,018 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU 68 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,354 ARRESTED POLICE CHIEF SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR PRESIDENT JAMES 69 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,773 T. KIRK OF THE STAR SHIP 'ENTERPRISE.' 70 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:56,361 NOW, LET ME IN!" THE WOMAN'S RUSE WAS NOT VERY 71 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,613 THOUGHT-THROUGH. 72 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:01,157 WHEN ASKED TO PROVIDE CREDENTIALS, SHE TOOK OUT A 73 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,202 MILITARY POLICE CHALLENGE COIN. 74 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,329 ANYONE CAN HAVE ONE OF THOSE. 75 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,165 THEY JUST GIVE THEM OUT. 76 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:10,375 IT'S NOT A VALID FORM OF I.D. 77 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:14,170 THAT WOULD BE LIKE SHOWING UP AT A HOSPITAL AND SAYING, "I'M A 78 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:18,299 DOCTOR AND TO PROVE IT, HERE'S MY PRESCRIPTION FOR LIBRIUM, IT 79 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,677 HAS MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING. 80 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:26,057 NOW, BEND OVER AND TRY TO RELAX." 81 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:30,186 AND WE'RE LEARNING JUST HOW DANGEROUS THE RIOT WAS THANKS TO 82 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,689 SOME NEW VIDEO POSTED THIS WEEKEND BY "THE NEW YORKER." 83 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,984 THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW CAPTION CONTEST: THE Q-ANON 84 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,361 SHAMAN WITH HIS DOG PSYCHIATRIST. 85 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:38,903 THE WINNER? 86 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:42,657 "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL." 87 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,702 IN "THE NEW YORKER'S" VIDEO, THE BLOODLUST OF THE RIOTERS IS 88 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,077 PALPABLE. 89 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:46,661 >> TREASON! 90 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,996 TREASON! 91 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:48,371 TREASON! 92 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,665 TREASON! 93 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:53,042 TREASON! 94 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,377 >> STEPHEN: THAT'S NICE OF THEM TO BE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE 95 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,545 THERE TO DO. 96 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,214 IT'S LIKE ME WALKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE SHOUTING, "TIME 97 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,758 TO PRETEND TO LOOK AT A FEW THINGS, THEN ASK TO USE THE 98 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:07,223 BATHROOM, BABY!" IN THE FOOTAGE, WE SEE THE MAGA 99 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:11,436 MOB ON THE SENATE FLOOR RIFLING THROUGH DOCUMENTS: 100 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,896 >> THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE WE CAN ( BLEEP ) USE 101 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,565 AGAINST THESE SCRUM BAGS. 102 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,691 >> STEPHEN: YEAH, THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN USE AGAINST 103 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:17,358 THESE SCUMBAGS. 104 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:21,571 IT'S THIS VIDEO, YOU SCUMBAGS. 105 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,073 AND THESE FELLOWS AREN'T EXACTLY THE SHARPEST HORNS ON THE 106 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,199 HEADDRESS. 107 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,119 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY FOUND TED CRUZ'S BINDER. 108 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,495 >> THIS, HERE LOOK, HERE LOOK. 109 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,288 >> TED CRUZ'S OBJECTION TO THE ARIZONA-- 110 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,080 >> HIS OBJECTION. 111 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,373 HE WAS GONNA SELL US OUT ALL ALONG. 112 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,250 >> REALLY? 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:34,709 WHAT? 114 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:35,877 >> LOOK. 115 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,421 OBJECTION TO COUNTING THE ELECTORAL VOTES OF THE STATE OF 116 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,923 ARIZONA. 117 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,674 >> CAN I GET A PHOTO OF THAT? 118 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:42,425 >> WAIT, NO, THAT'S A GOOD THING-- 119 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,594 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 120 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,221 >> STEPHEN: THESE ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT AN 121 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,307 INSURRECTION SINCE FAILED LINCOLN ASSASSIN, JOHN WILKES 122 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,268 DOOF. 123 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:55,772 I DON'T WANT TO SAY THESE GUYS ARE STUPID, BUT THEY CARRIED A 124 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,441 FLAG THAT READ, "SAY HELLO TO MY CAT." 125 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,401 YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO DOESN'T LOOK GOOD? 126 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,571 YOUR HEADGEAR. 127 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,448 IT'S PROOF THEY NEVER PLANNED ON BEING PEACEFUL, OR THAT THEIR 128 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:06,616 FONTANELLES NEVER CLOSED. 129 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,870 GENERALLY, YOU DON'T WEAR A HELMET UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED 130 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,121 FOR VIOLENCE. 131 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,331 IT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN IF YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE AND GET A TEXT 132 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,999 THAT READS, "JUST GOT HERE, I'M SITTING AT THE BAR. 133 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:19,504 I'M THE GUY WEARING A HELMET." 134 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:23,299 SOURCES SAY THAT TOMORROW, ON HIS LAST FULL DAY IN OFFICE, THE 135 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:23,716 PRESIDENT IS PREPARED TO ISSUE AROUND 100 PARDONS AND 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,303 COMMUTATIONS. 137 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,429 WHY SO MANY? 138 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,681 WELL, THERE'S REPORTEDLY A LUCRATIVE MARKET FOR PARDONS. 139 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:34,435 FINALLY, POTUS IS RUNNING A BUSINESS THAT MAKES MONEY. 140 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:37,105 HE'S CALLING IT, "THE OLIVE PARDON." 141 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,316 WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE A CRIME FAMILY. 142 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:43,277 ONE PARDON PEDDLER IS FORMER FEDERAL PROSECUTOR AND REJECTED 143 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,571 WILSON BROTHER, BRETT TOLMAN. 144 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,324 TOLMAN HAS COLLECTED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SEEK 145 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:53,287 CLEMENCY FOR A VARIETY OF CLIENTS, INCLUDING THE SON OF A 146 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:54,705 FORMER ARKANSAS SENATOR, THE FOUNDER OF THE ONLINE DRUG 147 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:58,626 MARKETPLACE SILK ROAD, AND A MANHATTAN SOCIALITE WHO PLEADED 148 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,838 GUILTY IN A FRAUD SCHEME. 149 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,464 I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COPY OF THAT REQUEST. 150 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,468 "DEAR DADDY, PARDON PLEEEEEZ! 151 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,594 XO IVANKS." 152 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,346 BUT ONE GUY IS REALLY LOOKING FOR THE BIG BUCKS, AND NO 153 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:13,391 SURPRISE, IT'S PRESIDENTIAL LAWYER AND MAN OOZING WHAT HE 154 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,769 INSISTS IS JUST CHARM, RUDY GIULIANI. 155 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,647 ACCORDING TO AN EX-C.I.A. AGENT WHO IS SEEKING A PARDON FOR 156 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,358 DISCLOSING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, HE MET WITH RUDY 157 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:23,568 AND HIS ASSOCIATES LAST YEAR. 158 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,403 WHEN RUDY WENT TO THE RESTROOM, ONE OF HIS HENCHMEN SAID THE 159 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:30,158 MAYOR COULD HELP, BUT "IT'S GOING TO COST $2 MILLION. 160 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:34,370 HE'S GOING TO WANT TWO MILLION BUCKS." 161 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,122 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 162 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,167 BUT, AS A LAWYER, RUDY'S WORTH EVERY PENNY. 163 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,044 IT'S THE DOLLARS I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT. 164 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,672 GIULIANI DENIES HE OR HIS ASSOCIATES EVER ASKED FOR $2 165 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,174 MILLION. 166 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,383 IN FACT, GIULIANI CLAIMS HE DOES NOT REMEMBER THE MEETING. 167 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:54,056 POSSIBLY BECAUSE THEIR MEETING INVOLVED SUBSTANTIAL ALCOHOL. 168 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,183 WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 169 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,434 IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT. 170 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,020 YOU'VE GOT THE PARDON GOGGLES ON, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU 171 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,898 DON'T REMEMBER WHOSE CONVICTION YOU FORGIVE. 172 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:09,363 I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, RUDY, PLEASE GRIFT RESPONSIBLY. 173 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,866 OF COURSE, THE LAST FEW DAYS OF ANY PRESIDENCY IS ALL ABOUT 174 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,410 CEMENTING YOUR LEGACY AND THANKING THOSE MEMBERS OF YOUR 175 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:17,747 ADMINISTRATION WHO WORKED HARDEST TO ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN 176 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,748 HISTORY. 177 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,210 SO, ON FRIDAY, HE MET WITH C.E.O. OF MYPILLOW, MIKE 178 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,629 LINDELL, SHOWN HERE WITH HIS DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS. 179 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:27,548 BUT IT WASN'T ALL PILLOW-TALK. 180 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,218 A SHARP-EYED CAMERAMAN CAUGHT A SNAPSHOT OF LINDELL'S NOTES, 181 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:38,726 WHICH INCLUDED TOPICS LIKE "MARTIAL LAW" AND "INSURRECTION 182 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,270 ACT." 183 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,606 HMM, SEEMS A LITTLE FASCIST-ADJACENT. 184 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,985 HE MIGHT HAVE TO REBRAND AS THE MEIN PILLOW GUY. 185 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,739 THERE'S MORE PROOF THAT LINDELL IS INTO THE MAGA CONSPIRACY 186 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,074 WORLD. 187 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,534 AS OF THIS WEEKEND, THE MYPILLOW WEBSITE WAS OFFERING DISCOUNTS 188 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,619 WITH THE PROMO CODE "QANON." 189 00:08:56,702 --> 00:09:02,291 IT GETS YOU 45 BUCKS OFF A KING-SIZED EXTRA-FIRM, WHICH 190 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,087 MAKES PERFECT BODY ARMOR FOR THE NEXT INSURRECTION. 191 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:09,465 BUT AS BLEAK AS THE NEWS IS, THERE IS SOME HOPE ON THE 192 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:12,468 HORIZON. 193 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:16,138 HBO MAX JUST ANNOUNCED A REVIVAL OF "SEX AND THE CITY." 194 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,431 THANK GOD! 195 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:21,269 WE'LL FINALLY FIND OUT IF CARRIE FINDS LOVE WITH-- I WANT TO SAY 196 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:25,189 THE CITY? 197 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,651 OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE: I DIDN'T CATCH EVERY EPISODE. 198 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,488 ACCORDING TO HBO, THE REVIVAL WILL FOLLOW THE S.A.T.C. GALS AS 199 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,784 THEY NAVIGATE THE COMPLICATED REALITY OF LIFE AND FRIENDSHIP 200 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,161 IN THEIR 50S, IN A TEN-EPISODE LIMITED SERIES TITLED "AND JUST 201 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,621 LIKE THAT." 202 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,625 WHICH, BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE OF BEING IN MY 50S, I ASSUME IS 203 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:48,337 SHORT FOR "AND JUST LIKE THAT, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE ANYMORE." 204 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,672 BUT THE BIG BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE REVIVAL IS THAT KIM CATTRALL 205 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,799 WILL NOT RETURN TO PLAY SAMANTHA JONES. 206 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:53,634 WHAT?! 207 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,385 BUT SHE'S SUCH A SAMANTHA! 208 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:59,682 LOOK AT ME, BEING SUCH A CHARLOTTE. 209 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,058 THIS IS DISTRESSING. 210 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,811 WHAT IS "SEX AND THE CITY" WITHOUT ITS MOST SEX-POSITIVE 211 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:04,895 CHARACTER? 212 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,356 SAMANTHA IS THE CHAOTIC GOOD THAT CARRIE, MIRANDA, AND 213 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,150 CHARLOTTE NEED TO PUSH THEIR OWN UPTIGHT BOUNDARIES. 214 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:09,859 THE SHOW NEEDS HER! 215 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,319 WE NEED HER! 216 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:15,364 AND HBO MAX KNOWS IT, SO THEY'VE FOUND A NEW SAMANTHA. 217 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,991 JIM? 218 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,660 >> IN NEW YORK CITY, EACH DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE. 219 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:25,541 BUT ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES... IS FRIENDSHIP. 220 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,376 THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN. 221 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,211 CARRIE. 222 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,047 >> I'M DYING TO EAT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T COME IN A TAKEOUT 223 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,423 BOX. 224 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:32,798 BOTTOM'S UP. 225 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:33,883 >> MIRANDA. 226 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,218 >> LET ME JUST CHECK MY WORK SCHEDULE. 227 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,053 YEAH, ALL CLEAR. 228 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,721 >> CHARLOTTE. 229 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:43,100 >> I CAN'T LOSE THE NANNY. 230 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,061 >> AND, OF COURSE, SAMANTHA. 231 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,022 >> I'M HOT, I'M HORNY, AND I'M DOING KEGELS UNDER THE TABLE! 232 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:51,400 I'M SAMANTHA! 233 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,404 >> THE GANG IS BACK... PRETTY MUCH. 234 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,365 >> LET'S TALK NIPPLES. 235 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,783 >> I'VE TRICKED MY BODY INTO THINKING IT'S THINNER. 236 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,910 SPANX. 237 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:01,327 >> REALLY. 238 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:01,911 HADN'T HEARD. 239 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,913 >> SO, I SAID: DING DONG! 240 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,749 IT'S SEX O'CLOCK. 241 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,252 AND I'M HALF PAST NAKED. 242 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,755 TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 243 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,965 I'M SAMANTHA! 244 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:20,262 >> THE ROMANCE, THE EXCITEMENT, THE HEARTACHE, AND... THIS: 245 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,141 >> SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD MORE HOLES! 246 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:30,481 >> "AND JUST LIKE THAT" COMING SOON TO HBO MAX. 247 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:30,898 >> GIVE ME THE SEX! 248 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,901 I'M SAMANTHA! 249 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,780 >> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 250 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:38,781 MY GUEST IS SENATOR CORY BOOKER. 251 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,909 BUT WHEN WE RETURN, A FAREWELL MESSAGE FROM MELANIA 252 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:42,743 TRUMP. 253 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,621 STICK AROUND! 254 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,791 ♪♪♪ 255 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,901 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 256 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,819 WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW." 257 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,946 LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND JON BATISTE. 258 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:19,780 HELLO, JON BATISTE. 259 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,950 >> Jon: HELLO, HELLO, PEACE IN MY SOUL. 260 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,161 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU? 261 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,831 >> Stephen: DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE A PEACEFUL, PRODUCTIVE 262 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,331 WEEKEND? 263 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,042 DID YOU LET IT ALL GO? 264 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:32,877 WHAT DID YOU DO? 265 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,962 >> Jon: I WATCHED A MOVIE YOU SENT ME. 266 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,381 >> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT MOVIE. 267 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:44,388 >> Jon: DELGADO'S MOVIE "IN AND OF ITSELF." 268 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,392 MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE WHAT THE MOVIE IS BUT 269 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,685 GO SEE IT. 270 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,981 IT TELLS YOU ABOUT YOURSELF IN A WAY YOU DON'T REALIZE UNTIL THE 271 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:54,356 END. 272 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:54,774 I LOVED IT. 273 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:55,357 IT WAS AMAZING. 274 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,359 >> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD. 275 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,527 WE'RE REALLY PROUD OF IT. 276 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:04,492 EVIE AND I PRODUCED IT, FRANK OZ DIRECTED IT. 277 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,660 IT'S AVAILABLE ON HULU STARTING FRIDAY. 278 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,329 >> Stephen: CHECK IT OUT. 279 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,207 I LOVED IT. 280 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,876 I'M GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN IF THE LINK STILL WORKS THAT YOU 281 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,044 SENT ME. 282 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,422 >> Stephen: I'LL GET YOU MY HULU PASSWORD IF IT DOESN'T. 283 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,383 SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. 284 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,885 JON BATISTE, DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC YOU'RE INSPIRED TO PLAY 285 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,888 FOR US AS WE GO OUT? 286 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,015 >> Jon: YEAH. 287 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:37,900 YOU KNOW WHO... ♪♪♪ 288 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,026 >> Stephen: HAPPY KING DAY. 289 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:42,029 >> Jon: YES, INDEED. 290 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,907 >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY. 291 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,577 FOLKS, THIS WEEK IT ISN'T JUST THE 292 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,079 PRESIDENT WHO'S LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, BECAUSE MELANIA 293 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,915 TRUMP IS ALSO GETTING READY TO MAKE THE TRANSITION FROM "FIRST 294 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,751 LADY" TO "UN-NUMBERED DAME." 295 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,420 AND THIS AFTERNOON, SHE RELEASED A FAREWELL ADDRESS. 296 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,924 >> IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO REPRESENT AMERICAN PEOPLE 297 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,301 ABROAD. 298 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:09,098 I TREASURE EACH OF MY EXPERIENCES AND THE INSPIRING 299 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,059 PEOPLE I HAVE MET ALONG THE WAY. 300 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:16,939 AS I SAY FAREWELL TO MY ROLE AS FIRST LADY, IT IS MY SINCERE 301 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:22,486 HOPE THAT EVERY AMERICAN WILL DO THEIR PART TO TEACH OUR CHILDREN 302 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,780 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BEST. 303 00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:26,574 >> STEPHEN: OH, I THINK YOUR MESSAGE WAS CLEAR TO "THE 304 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,783 CHILDREN." 305 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:31,287 PARTICULARLY THE BOOGALOO BOIS THE PROUD BOYS, AND THE CHILDREN 306 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,454 OF THE CORN. 307 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,914 IT WAS RARE TO HEAR FROM THE FIRST LADY WHO HAS BEEN MOSTLY 308 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,918 SILENT SINCE THE INSURRECTION AT THE CAPITOL EARLIER THIS MONTH. 309 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,128 BUT SHE'S BEEN BUSY. 310 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,005 IN FACT, IT'S REPORTED THAT, WHILE THAT DEADLY ATTACK WAS 311 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,799 HAPPENING, THE FIRST LADY WAS OVERSEEING A PHOTO SHOOT OF 312 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,136 RUGS, FURNITURE, AND DECORATIVE OBJECTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 313 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,306 I'M GONNA GUESS... REARRANGING THE DECK CHAIRS. 314 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,141 AND APPARENTLY THE FIRST LADY SEES HERSELF AS ONE OF THE 315 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,977 VICTIMS OF THIS ATTACK BECAUSE AFTER DAYS OF SILENCE, SHE 316 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,063 RELEASED A STATEMENT THAT SAID, IN PART, "I AM DISAPPOINTED AND 317 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,358 DISHEARTENED WITH WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK. 318 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,527 I FIND IT SHAMEFUL THAT SURROUNDING THESE TRAGIC EVENTS 319 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,780 THERE HAS BEEN SALACIOUS GOSSIP, UNWARRANTED PERSONAL ATTACKS, 320 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:11,118 AND FALSE MISLEADING ACCUSATIONS ON ME." 321 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,079 HER HUSBAND GOT A MOB TO ATTACK CONGRESS AND SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT 322 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,289 GOSSIP? 323 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,833 THAT'S LIKE THE WIFE OF JOHN WILKES BOOTH GOING "YEAH, YEAH, 324 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,836 YEAH, THE FORD'S THEATER THING. 325 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,046 BUT PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING SMACK ABOUT MY SHAWL." 326 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,133 NOW, ONE THING THE FIRST LADY DID NOT MENTION IN HER ADDRESS 327 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,303 TODAY IS WHAT SHE WILL BE DOING AFTER LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE. 328 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,471 AND AFTER FOUR YEARS OF STANDING -- WHILE HER HUSBAND HAS BEEN 329 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,014 FIGHTING TO STAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 330 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:36,727 THERE ARE REPORTS MELANIA WANTS TO GO HOME AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET 331 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,978 BACK TO NEW YORK. 332 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,188 WELL, OVER THE YEARS, THE FIRST LADY HAS APPEARED ON THIS SHOW 333 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,150 NUMEROUS TIMES-- AND TONIGHT, SO HERE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE 334 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:54,078 MESSAGE TO THE NATION, ONE LAST TIME, FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP. 335 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,245 >> THANK YOU, STEPHEN. 336 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,415 I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS SERVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE 337 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:04,046 BUT ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END-- ALSO THIS. 338 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,340 AND THE TRAGIC EVENTS OF THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS, AS WELL AS 339 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:10,260 ALL OF THE ONES FROM THE YEARS BEFORE, HAVE MADE ME REALIZE I 340 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,056 NEED TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO NEXT-- 341 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,224 OKAY, THOUGHT OF IT! 342 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:22,189 I'M DITCHING THAT LOSER AND MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK, BABY! 343 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:25,776 IT'S SO GOOD TO BE IN N.Y.C. 344 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,903 THE BE-BESTEST CITY ON EARTH. 345 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,363 THE HUGE APPLE. 346 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,741 THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS WITH A PORN STAR THEN LIES TO YOU 347 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,992 ABOUT IT. 348 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,955 BEING HERE MAKES ME FEEL-- WHICH IS SOMETHING I DON'T NORMALLY 349 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:38,580 DO. 350 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:46,588 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HEY, NEW YORK 351 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:51,301 NEW YORK HAVE YOU MISSED ME? 352 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,637 ♪ JUST AS MUCH AS I MISSED YOU? 353 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:59,393 ♪ PRETTY TOWN HOME TO PRETTY PEOPLE 354 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:06,734 ♪ AND ALSO YOU KNOW WHO HERE I AM 355 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:15,951 ♪ IT'S YOUR MELANIA I'M ALL YOURS, LOVELY N.Y.C. 356 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:21,081 ♪ IN NEW YORK WITH ALL MY NEW YORKERS 357 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:27,963 ♪ WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SAY >> ( BLEEP ) YOU! 358 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,380 >> YOU SUCK! 359 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,256 >> WEAR A MASK! 360 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:29,798 >> ( BLEEP ) OFF! 361 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,925 >> YOU SUCK! 362 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,136 >> SUCH COLORFUL CHARACTERS WITH THEIR LOCAL EXPRESSIONS! 363 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:41,727 "I'M WALKIN' HERE," "FUGEDDABOUTWHAT." 364 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:49,318 ♪ THERE GOES MY DRIVER, NICE TO SEE YOU...JEFFREY? 365 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:53,155 ♪ NEW YORK IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 366 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,199 ♪ NO ONE PUTS ME IN A RAGE ASKING 'BOUT KIDS IN A CAGE 367 00:17:55,282 --> 00:18:00,996 ♪ I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT DO YOU? 368 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:04,666 ♪ DONALD'S NOT HERE BUT I CAN SPEND HIS MONEY 369 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,545 ♪ AND I'M BELOVED WHEN I GO OUT >> SHE'S COMPLETELY NUTS. 370 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,173 >> WE HATE HER FRIGGIN' GUTS. 371 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:17,554 >> ♪ I'D HATE TO BE THE ONE THEY'RE TALKING 'BOUT ♪ 372 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,682 OKAY, SO THEY DON'T LIKE MY HUSBAND? 373 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,183 WHO DOES? 374 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,186 I'M WITH YOU, SISTER! 375 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,815 I MEAN, THAT COULD BE ANY MELANIA. 376 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:32,861 OKAY, THAT ACTUALLY SEEMS KIND OF PERSONAL. 377 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,532 ♪ STARTING TO WONDER IF NEW YORK DISLIKES ME 378 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,034 ♪ WHAT IS THIS WORD: "COMPLICITY"? 379 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:42,788 ♪ THAT RIOT ON THE MALL HURT MELANIA MOST OF ALL 380 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:46,250 ♪ NO ONE IN EARTH IS BULLIED MORE THAN ME 381 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:50,587 ♪ SOMETIMES I DREAM I STAYED IN SLOVENIA 382 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:54,216 ♪ SOME GOATS, A FARM THE SIMPLE LIFE 383 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,386 ♪ BUT NOW, SOMEHOW I'M THE FIRST LADY 384 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:02,349 ♪ THERE MUST BE MORE THAN BEING HIS THIRD WIFE 385 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:11,191 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 386 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:18,365 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 387 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:26,123 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 388 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:38,594 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 389 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:46,351 ♪ OH, EVEN NEW YORK HATES ME THERE'S NO WHERE FOR ME 390 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:54,651 ♪ I CAN THINK OF OH GOD! 391 00:19:54,735 --> 00:20:02,201 ♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE LAST OPTION WILL I HAVE TO MOVE BACK WITH 392 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:09,124 ♪ MY HUSBAND WHO I... LOVE WE'LL PLAY GOLF AND 393 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:15,130 ♪ SIT ON GOLDEN TOILET HEY, MARALAGO'S NOT A DUMP 394 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:15,797 ♪ WILL THEY EVEN LIKE ME THERE? 395 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,217 DO THEY HATE ME EVERYWHERE? 396 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:23,180 ♪ WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO IT WAS JUST ONE LOUSY COUP 397 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,598 ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 398 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:29,645 ANOTHER ( BLEEP ) ♪ CHRISTMAS TREE? 399 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,148 YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪ AND SAY YOU LOVE ME 400 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:38,195 IF YOU WANT TO ♪ >> WE HATE YOU LIKE YOU HATE 401 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,782 IVANKA! 402 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:51,833 >> THEN GOODBYE FOREVER INSINCERELY MELANIA TRUMP! 403 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,463 >> THEN GOODBYE FOREVER INSINCERELY MELANIA TRUMP! 404 00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:02,844 ♪ ♪ ♪ TRUMP ♪ 405 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:16,525 >> ♪ GOODBYE FOREVER MELANIA TRUMP ♪ 406 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,276 >> FORGET THIS PLACE. 407 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,654 YOUR RESTAURANTS ARE CLOSED FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY! 408 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,281 I'M GOING TO THE SLOVENIAN CONSULATE. 409 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,244 JEFFREY... WHERE'S JEFFREY? 410 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,871 >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT MESSAGE, FIRST LADY. 411 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,290 AND ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, I WANT TO THANK LAURA 412 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,711 BENANTI FOR HER SERVICE TO A GRATEFUL NATION. 413 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,839 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER. 414 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:42,134 ♪ ♪ ♪ 415 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,395 ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. 416 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,023 WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW." 417 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,025 JOINING ME TONIGHT IS THE FORMER "SUPER MAYOR" OF NEWARK AND THE 418 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,818 CURRENT JUNIOR SENATOR FROM THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY. 419 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,905 PLEASE WELCOME, SENATOR CORY BOOKER! 420 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,741 SENATOR, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 421 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,950 >> STEPHEN, IT'S GREAT TO BE ON WITH YOU AGAIN. 422 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:12,414 >> Stephen: WE'RE COMING UP ON TWO WEEKS, WE'RE 12 DAYS SINCE 423 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:18,128 THE ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL BY THE MAGA MOB. 424 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,380 D.C. HAS TURNED INTO A FORTRESS, OR AT LEAST PARTS OF IT HAVE. 425 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,759 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 426 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,385 >> I'M DOING WELL. 427 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:29,389 I THINK -- HONESTLY, I THINK MOST OF US ARE FEELING A LOT OF 428 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,642 HURT AND A LOT OF GRIEF TO SEE WHAT OUR COUNTRY HAS BECOME. 429 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,771 THE CAPITOL NOW, ALL THE STRENGTH AND THE MILITARY AND 430 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,774 THE PRESENCE, THAT'S NOT A SIGN OF SUCCESS AS A NATION, THAT'S A 431 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,277 SIGN OF WEAKNESS AS A NATION. 432 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:48,742 AND BEING ON THE FLOOR OF THE UNITED STATES SENATE WHEN WE 433 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:52,746 WERE UNDER SIEGE AND WATCHING COLLEAGUES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE 434 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:56,458 AISLE HAVE TO FLEE THE SEAT OF POWER IN THE MOST POWERFUL 435 00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:00,962 NATION IN THE WORLD, TO SEE ITS ELECTED LEADERS, ITS FIRST 436 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,508 BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT TO HAVE TO FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES IS REALLY A 437 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:08,095 DEFEAT FOR OUR NATION, AND I THINK IT'S SOMETHING THAT ALL OF 438 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,429 US SHOULD TAKE VERY PERSONALLY. 439 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:13,141 >> Stephen: YOU WERE IN THE SENATE WITH ALL THE SENATORS FOR 440 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:17,813 THE CERTIFICATION ON JAN JANUARY 6th. 441 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:23,652 WHAT WAS THAT EXPERIENCE LIKE IN THAT BUILDING THAT DAY? 442 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:28,490 UM, IT WAS -- I THINK, FOR SO MANY FOLKS -- I STILL REMEMBER 443 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,785 ON THE FLOOR SEEING STAFF MEMBERS BREAK OUT IN TEARS AND 444 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:37,833 SEEING THIS SORT OF HAPHAZARD SORT OF LOCKING DOWN OF THAT 445 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:42,170 ROOM, I THINK THAT A LOT OF FOLKS HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED 446 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:46,091 SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHERE THEY FELT THEIR LIFE UNDER THREAT, 447 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:51,847 AND I WILL NEVER FORGET GOING OUT, AND I TRIED TO LEAVE LAST, 448 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,893 KNOWING THAT THERE WERE SENATORS WHO ARE OLDER THAN I WAS, AND AS 449 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,646 I WAS COMING OUT THE REAR, JUST SEEING POLICE OFFICERS WHO HAD 450 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,897 BEEN INJURED, ALREADY. 451 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:07,154 AND THEN I THINK THE THING THAT WAS MOST PAINFUL TO ME, STEPHEN, 452 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:12,534 THAT WAS AT THAT POINT SOMETHING IN ME REALLY BROKE IS SEEING THE 453 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:13,994 CONFEDERATE FLAG BEING WAVED. 454 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:19,166 I SIT IN THE BACK OF THE UNITED STATES SENATE BY THE DOOR, AND 455 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:24,379 TO KNOW THAT THAT CONFEDERATE FLAG WAS WAVING THERE JUST FEET 456 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:28,258 FROM ME AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER LOST THAT FEELING OF GOING 457 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:31,678 ON THE SENATE FLOOR AND HOW SPECIAL THAT IS, BUT I HAVE A 458 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,015 FAMILY, A BLACK FAMILY THAT TOLD ME AS THE FOURTH BLACK PERSON 459 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:39,019 ELECTED PROPERLY TO THE UNITED STATES SENATE, ALL THE STRUGGLE 460 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,814 AND SACRIFICE THAT HAD TO HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY AND THE DEATH 461 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,609 AND BRUTALITY THAT HAD TO BE FACED IN ORDER TO BE ON THAT 462 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:52,073 FLOOR, AND TO HAVE -- IT WOULD BE JANUARY 1, 1861 THAT 463 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,577 JEFFERSON DAVIS GAVE HIS FAREWELL AND SUCCEEDED WITH 464 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:03,084 OTHER STRAITS TO TRY TO AFFIRM WHITE SUPREMACY , SLAVERY AND 465 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,587 REBELLION AGAINST THIS NATION AND TO HAVE THAT FLAG WAVED 466 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:10,800 TRIUMPHANTLY ON THAT CIVIC, SACRED SPACE IS SOMETHING THAT 467 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:14,638 DEEPENS MY CONVICTION MORE THAN EVER TO DEAL WITH THIS SCOURGE 468 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:19,392 WE HAVE IN THIS NATION, THIS VIOLENT SCOURGE OF WHITE 469 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:24,272 SUPREMACY, WHICH I'VE WATCHED TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS 470 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,942 TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS THAT THE GREATEST TERRORIST THREAT IN 471 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,610 THIS NATION KILLING MORE THAN ANY OTHER TYPE OF TERRORISM 472 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:39,412 SINCE 9/11 IS RIGHT-WING EXTREMISM AND WHITE SUPREMACY 473 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,666 FROM A BLACK CHURCH IN NORTHCAROLINA TO A CHURCH IN 474 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:46,670 PITTSBURGH, THAT AMERICANS DON'T REALIZE THE URGENCY MEET WHAT WE 475 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,172 SAW TAKE OVER THE CAPITOL THAT DAY. 476 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:52,217 >> Stephen: TO SEE THAT FLAG BE CARRIED IN A VIOLENT ATTACK 477 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,638 ON THE U.S. CAPITOL, I THINK ONCE AND FOREVER BURIES THE OLD 478 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,308 LIE THAT IT'S ABOUT CULTURAL OR REGIONAL HERITAGE. 479 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,478 IT'S JUST ABOUT HATE. 480 00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:18,493 >> YES, AND IT IS THIS FAILURE TO RECOGNIZE NOT JUST THE HATRED 481 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:23,581 AND THE BIGOTRY, BUT A FAIRLY TO RECOGNIZE WHAT WE COULD BE AS A 482 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:27,168 PEOPLE, A MULTI-RACIAL DEMOCRACY, SPEAKING NOT TOWARDS 483 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:32,465 A SPECIFIC CULTURE OR RACE, BUT SPEAKING TOWARDS THE HIGHEST 484 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,469 IDEALS OF HUMANITY THAT US DIFFERENCES OF DIVERSITY OR YET 485 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,680 OUR INTERCONNECTION TO CREATE A MORE BELOVED COMMUNITY, THAT 486 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,016 SHOULD EXCITE EVERY AMERICAN. 487 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:47,355 AND, SO, I JUST FIND MYSELF -- YOU KNOW, MARTIN LUTHER KING 488 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:54,863 SAID I CAN'T LEGISLATE YOU TO LOVE ME BUT I CAN LEGISLATE 489 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,656 STOPPING LYNCHING. 490 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:06,333 I KNOW AS A LEGISLATOR, THERE ARE THINGS WE DO. 491 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,044 WHEN WE ARE AT OUR BEST IS WHEN WE LOVE ONE ANOTHER. 492 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,670 >> Stephen: I WANT TO TALK TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON CAPITOL 493 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:17,052 HILL WHO CERTAINLY GIVE COMFORT TO SEDITIONISTS BY THE LIES THAT 494 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:23,058 THEY TELL BECAUSE NO FASCIST UPRISING EVER HAPPENS WITHOUT AN 495 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:28,688 ELITE WHO PROVIDES LEGITIMACY AND COVER FOR THE GRIEVANCES OF 496 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,316 THOSE WHO ARE STORMING THE BUILDINGS. 497 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,069 HAVE YOU SEEN "THE NEW YORKER" FOOTAGE THAT WAS RECENTLY 498 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:38,573 RELEASED THIS WEEK OF PEOPLE GOING THROUGH THE SENATE, 499 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:42,410 RIFLING THROUGH TED CRUZ'S DESK AND SAYING JOSH HAWLEY AND TED 500 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,746 CRUZ WOULD BE FINE WITH THIS? 501 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:49,751 YOU SAID DONALD TRUMP IS BEING AIDED AND ABET BID A GROUP OF 502 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,837 REPUBLICAN HOUSE AND SENATE MEMBERS, THIS IS ON THEM AS 503 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,047 WELL. 504 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:57,425 WE MUST RISE FROM THIS SHAME, REPAIR OUR DEMOCRACY, WE MUST 505 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,468 HEAL OUR NATION. 506 00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,805 I KNOW, AS I'VE SAID TO OTHER SENATE, IT'S THE MOST 507 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:06,393 DELIBERATIVE BODY IN THE WORLD, FAMOUSLY, BUT WHAT IS AN 508 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:10,939 APPROPRIATE CONSEQUENCE FOR HAVING AIDED AND ABETTING THESE 509 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:14,442 PEOPLE AND INSPIRING THEM WITH THE BIG LIE? 510 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:20,281 >> YEAH, SO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT, AS YOU SAID, 511 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,451 IT'S NOT THE MAD KING. 512 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,953 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MAD PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 513 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:33,461 IT IS THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SANE WHO CONSCIOUSLY, DELIBERATIVELY 514 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,629 FORWARD THE MADNESS. 515 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,299 >> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN RIDE THE TIGER. 516 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,845 >> YES, AND THIS CANCER BEGAN BEFORE THE ELECTION EVEN 517 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:42,971 HAPPENED. 518 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:47,976 WE HAD A PRESIDENT SAYING I WILL NOT COMMIT TO A PEACEFUL 519 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,270 TRANSFER OF POWER, IF I LOSE THIS WAS RIGGED. 520 00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:53,606 AND WHEN THE ELECTION HAPPENED AND YOU HAD LOCAL REPUBLICAN 521 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,693 OFFICIALS, GOVERNORS, SECRETARIES OF STATE, WHEN YOU 522 00:28:56,776 --> 00:29:00,280 HAD MEMBERS OF HIS OWN CABINET, WHEN YOU HAD THE FORMER ATTORNEY 523 00:29:00,363 --> 00:29:02,824 GENERAL SAYING THESE ARE LIES, THIS WAS A FAIR ELECTION, AND 524 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:07,912 YET YOU HAVE SENATORS STILL PERPETUATING THAT LIE, THERE HAS 525 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:12,917 TO BE SOME KIND OF ACCOUNTABILITY BECAUSE WE CANNOT 526 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,837 HAVE A REDEMPTION, WE CANNOT HAVE HEALING WITHOUT 527 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,965 ACCOUNTABILITY, WITHOUT THE TRUTH BEING TOLD, WITHOUT 528 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,176 RESPONSIBILITY BEING ACCEPTED. 529 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:26,890 AND, SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FORMAL PROCEDURES WE HAVE IN A 530 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:30,602 NARROWLY DIVIDED SENATE, BUT THERE IS THIS -- THIS IS A 531 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,313 MOMENT OF RECKONING FOR US AS A NATION. 532 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:37,150 IF WE WANT TO HEAL, WE'VE GOT TO START TELLING THE TRUTH. 533 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:40,069 AND WHAT WE'VE DONE IN THIS COUNTRY, UNFORTUNATELY, IS BURY 534 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:46,576 A LOT OF OUR TRUTHS OVER WITH CONVENIENT DISNEYLAND VERSIONS 535 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,246 OF AMERICA THAT HAS NOT SPOKEN TO THE WRETCHED NESDZ, THE MASS 536 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:55,877 KILLINGS THAT HAVE GONE ON FROM CINCINNATI TO LOUISIANA TO THE 537 00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:01,216 COAL FAX MASSACRE TO BLACK WALL STREET, THERE HAVE BEEN SO 538 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,761 IN INSTANCES WHERE PEOPLE SAY LET'S TURN THE PAGE AND MOVE ON, 539 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,554 BUT THOSE WOUNDS FESTER. 540 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:10,350 I JUST REALLY WANT US TO HAVE MORE OF A RECKONING IN THIS 541 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,894 COUNTRY IS TO SPEAK TO THE WRETCHEDNESS THAT HAPPENS. 542 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:16,898 OUR NATION'S CAPITOL IS UNDER SIEGE AND ATTACK. 543 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:21,694 THIS WASN'T JUST A BUNCH OF FOLKS THAT GOT UP IN THE MORNING 544 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,862 AND SAID LET'S TAKE THE CAPITOL. 545 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,072 NO, THEY WERE FED. 546 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:29,410 THIS LIE WAS PUSHED ON THEM BY PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA WHO SAT ON 547 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:35,041 NETWORKS AND REPEATED THE LIE AND GAVE OPPORTUNITY ON IT, 548 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:40,129 POLITICAL OPPORTUNISTS WHO SEIZED ON THIS FOR THEMSELVES. 549 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,926 IF THERE CAN'T BE SOME KIND OF REDEMPTIVE MOMENT, THIS PROBLEM 550 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,263 WILL BE MUCH MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH, WE WILL HAVE A LOT 551 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,180 MORE WORK TO DO AS A NATION. 552 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:52,767 >> Stephen: WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK. 553 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:53,977 STICK AROUND. 554 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,105 I'M GOING TO ASK THE SENATOR A QUESTION THAT I'M GOING TO GUESS 555 00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:00,233 YOU WON'T SEE COMING. 556 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:17,125 ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 557 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,044 WE'RE BACK WITH SENATOR CORY BOOKER. 558 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:27,176 WE WERE TOGETHER, I THINK, IN JUNE OF 2020, AND ON THAT NIGHT 559 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,971 TWO THINGS HAD JUST HAPPENED. 560 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:33,308 I BELIEVE THAT THE -- IN LAFAYETTE SQUARE, NOW "BLACK 561 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:40,857 LIVES MATTER" PLAZA, TRUMP HAD SENT OUT FEDERAL MILITARY 562 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:45,987 TROOPS, FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT TROOPS TO PEPPER SPRAY, TO GAS, 563 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:51,034 TO RUBBER BULLET PEACEFUL PROTESTERS SO HE COULD HAVE HIS 564 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:55,872 BIBLE-HOLDING MOMENT, AND I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE SAME NIGHT 565 00:31:55,955 --> 00:32:01,711 THAT RAND PAUL PREVENTED THE PASSING OF THE ANTI-LYNCHING 566 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,504 LEGISLATION IN THE SENATE. 567 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:10,219 YOU WERE A LITTLE UPSET THAT NIGHT. 568 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:16,517 HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE THE LACK OF PREPAREDNESS BY SECURITY 569 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:20,313 FORCES ON THE DAY OF THE PRESIDENT'S RALLY COMPARED TO 570 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:23,358 HOW THE "BLACK LIVES MATTER" PROTESTORS WERE TREATED ON THAT 571 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:27,862 DAY AND ON MANY DAYS IN MANY CITIES? 572 00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:34,202 >> I MEAN, IT'S THE HURTFUL HYPOCRISY THAT THERE ARE MANY IN 573 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:38,706 THIS COUNTRY WHO KNOW VERY WELL THE DIFFERENT TREATMENT THAT IS 574 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:44,087 GIVEN TO DIFFERENT GROUPS IN OUR NATION, AND I KNOW THIS FROM 575 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:47,548 GOING TO UNIVERSITIES LIKE STANFORD AND YALE AND WATCHING A 576 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:52,178 DRUG CULTURE THAT EXISTS IN MOST COLLEGES WITH LITTLE TO NO 577 00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,055 ACCOUNTABILITY, AND I WATCH WHAT HAPPENS IN THE COMMUNITY I LIVE 578 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,264 IN NOW. 579 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:58,184 WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT JUSTICE SYSTEMS, WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT 580 00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:04,565 LEVELS OF TREATMENT AND, SO, YEA, IT HURTS AND IT, FRANKLY 581 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,817 ENRAGES ME. 582 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:11,364 AND AGAIN, WHAT MAKES ME MORE WORRIED IS NOT -- IS NOT SIMPLY 583 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:16,577 THAT THIS EXISTS, BUT THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ARE COMFORTABLE WITH 584 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,787 THIS. 585 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:21,249 IT DOESN'T DISTURB THEM AT THE CORE OF THEIR BEING THAT THEY 586 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:26,921 KNOW THAT MY JUSTICE AND YOUR JUSTICE ARE INTERWOVEN, 587 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:30,091 INTERCONNECTED, AND, THEREFORE, IF YOU ARE FACING THIS KIND OF 588 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:35,596 HYPOCRISY THAT BEARS UPON HOW YOU PROTEST OR HOW YOU DRIVE 589 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:41,227 YOUR CAR OR WHAT HAVE YOU, THEN I HAVE AN OBLIGATION, YOU AS MY 590 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:44,230 BROTHER OR SISTER, I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT 591 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,356 IT. 592 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,737 AND WE'RE FAILING IN THIS COUNTRY, AND IT'S A POVERTY OF 593 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,615 EMPATHY TO ALL WHO JOIN TOGETHER IN COMMON CAUSE TO DEAL WITH 594 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:59,454 WHAT I BELIEVE IS THIS PERSISTENT DISLOCATION THAT 595 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,249 EXISTS WITHIN CRIMINAL JUSTICE, ONE LAW ENFORCEMENT, WITHIN OUR 596 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,417 SOCIETY. 597 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,795 >> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, I HAVE ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED 598 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,591 QUESTION TO ANYTHING WE'VE TALKED ABOUT SO FAR, BUT IT IS 599 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:14,510 AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW, AND I KNOW, BESIDES BEING A SENATOR, 600 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:17,972 YOU ARE A HUGE NERD. 601 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,475 ( LAUGHTER ) I ALREADY KNEW THAT YOU WERE 602 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:25,146 DATING ROUGH CZARO DAWSON -- ROW ROSARIO DAWSON. 603 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:39,118 WHAT IS IT LIKE DATING HER? 604 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,830 >> I DON'T CALL HER A DROPOUT TO HER FACE BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY 605 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,040 TRAINS IN MARTIAL ARTS NOW. 606 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:44,665 >> Stephen: SURE. 607 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,167 IT IS PRETTY EXTRAORDINARY. 608 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:51,380 WE ALL ARE INCREDIBLY BLESSED, AND THAT IS ONE OF MY BLESSINGS, 609 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:58,137 AND, YOU KNOW, I PRAY ON THIS MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY THAT WE 610 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:05,019 ALL CAN BE ONE IN THE FORCE, SO TO SPEAK, AND, GOD WILLING, MAY 611 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,231 THAT FORCE BE ONE OF LOVE FOR ALL OF US. 612 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,399 >> STEPHEN: SENATOR CORY BOOKER, EVERYBODY! 613 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,193 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY "INFINITY SONG." 614 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:15,446 ♪♪♪ 615 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:40,471 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. 616 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:44,350 PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK FROM THEIR ALBUM, "MAD LOVE," 617 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:45,309 INFINITY SONG. 618 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:51,732 ♪ I'VE GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU BROTHER 619 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:56,404 ♪ YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME FROM THE START 620 00:35:56,487 --> 00:36:02,410 ♪ I'VE GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU SISTER 621 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:09,292 ♪ YOU'VE GOT A PIECE OF MY HEART 622 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:14,589 ♪ EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH 623 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:20,386 ♪ I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT I FEEL IN MY HEART 624 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:26,434 ♪ I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED 625 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:31,814 ♪ YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT 626 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:38,446 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 627 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:42,241 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 628 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:50,458 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 629 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:54,503 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I'VE GOT MAD LOVE 630 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:58,299 ♪ FOR YOU, MAMA YOU BROUGHT ME 631 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:06,474 ♪ INTO THIS WORLD I'VE GOT MAD LOVE 632 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:16,317 ♪ FOR YOU FATHER YOU TAUGHT ME TO PERSEVERE 633 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:22,156 ♪ EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH 634 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:26,494 ♪ I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT I FEEL IN MY HEART 635 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:32,500 ♪ I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED 636 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:38,506 ♪ YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT 637 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:42,468 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 638 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:43,469 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 639 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:48,015 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 640 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,518 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 641 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:54,021 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 642 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,022 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 643 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,693 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 644 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:02,530 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 645 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:06,534 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE MAD LOVE, MAD, MAD LOVE 646 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,161 ♪ I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU MAD LOVE, I GOT MAD LOVE 647 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:14,542 ♪ MAD, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 648 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,921 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 649 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,715 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 650 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:26,387 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 651 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:34,562 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU ♪ 652 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:42,236 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 653 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,072 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 654 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:49,952 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 655 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:55,708 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 656 00:38:55,791 --> 00:39:05,426 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU 657 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:08,596 ♪ MAD LOVE, MAD LOVE MAD LOVE FOR YOU 658 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,431 >> Stephen: INFINITY SONG, EVERYBODY. 659 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:14,602 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 660 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:15,853 ♪ ♪ ♪ 661 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,234 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "A LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. 662 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,653 OUR THANKS TO GILBERT GODFRIED. 663 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,406 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE JASON SEGEL AND MUSICAL 664 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,116 GUEST, BLACK PUMAS. 665 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,742 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 666 00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:32,286 GOOD NIGHT. 667 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,454 Captioning sponsored by CBS Captioned by 668 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:41,170 Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 669 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:45,758 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 670 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:49,678 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 671 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:55,601 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 672 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,354 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 673 00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:04,318 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 674 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,445 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 675 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:11,659 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 676 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,745 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 677 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:20,459 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 678 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:23,796 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 679 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:26,799 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 680 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:30,886 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪